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[@jorcornel558]

2:50 is Jschlatt and Justaminx. Featured on SFO. This is like a bad Tv crossover

[@ShortFatOtaku]

man i dunno who any of these people are

[@kerm7657]

@@ShortFatOtaku don’t know much about minx but Schlatt is pretty legendary

[@jorcornel558]

@@ShortFatOtaku Their content appeals mainly to younger folk. . But thats definitely a meme clip between Jschlatt and Justaminx, who is just Irish, not trans

[@userequaltoNull]

@@ShortFatOtaku JSchlatt is the one edgy boi in the entire Minecraft youtube space. Absolute performance artist.

[@UlulvarCape]

@@ShortFatOtaku boomer alert

[@Rags]

This reminds of the famous Tywin Lannister quote: "Any girl who rates herself a 10 is no 10."

[@DiceOL]

Reminds me of the famous John Snow quote: "I refuse to give my dog any kind of affection."

[@elaqgarahulelpon1479]

You know, all men are 10s, I don't really care about women's opinions, I just really like MEN.

[@AgentMaryland]

Hi, Rag’s!

[@bhenry7038]

Oooooh, the king line… I gotcha

[@David_the_Psalmist]

"If you cut off a man's rating, you're not proving him not a 10, you're only proving to the world that you fear how high his rating may be."

[@RoddHoward]

"Every woman is a ten." - someone who has never seen the Incredibles.

[@Xplora213]

It says a lot about them. They genuinely haven’t been watching cartoons with moral lessons like the 80s and early 90s, they consumed no content that had a positive moral spin to it. They watched a whole bunch of loser wins the day content and didn’t stop to consider that they are effectively handing their entire lives to chance rather than effort and hard work (because the lottery could be won by anyone).

[@EmperorPenguin1217]

God I love that reference. When everyone is ten, nobody will be.

[@georgebailey8179]

Yep, if no woman is more or less attractive than any other woman, then they're all fives.

[@bobergamer1963]

​@@EmperorPenguin1217 oh its a reference to that quote. Well tbh that wasn't what i was thinking.

[@jh5133]

Am I special? We all are. That's just another way of saying no one is.

[@GURGLEGUY12345]

They love to confuse people but scream when you use the term "trap."

[@Xplora213]

Great point!

[@slydoorkeeper4783]

Ironic, aint it?

[@ArgoInfoBroker]

They're jealous because traps actually pass

[@GURGLEGUY12345]

@@ArgoInfoBroker And aren't even trans, too.

[@theALTF4]

*f ag, that amke those suckers mad too

[@RollinBones]

Dev presents another installment in his "Why you should live somewhere with constitutional carry" series.

[@buttermink2153]

Hoosiers stay winning. Except in basketball. Where we lose way too often for my liking.

[@woodwyrm]

lmao true

[@FunkBastid]

I’m fine with no one else moving here.

[@RollinBones]

@@FunkBastid I understand the feeling. My state has become one of the main destinations for California refugees. I think we may need strict control over emigration

[@fender_ketchup]

#stuckinohio isn't so bad afterall 8)

[@MrSageyman]

As a guy in his mid 20s, hearing you say "last plane out of afghanistan" hit deep, blessed be my tomboy pilot gf, amen to all you left on the ground.

[@joshjess9841]

Amen to both you and your tomboy plane pilot gf. May you both find/cherish the love and joy you both have to offer one another. We're living in the darkest timeline.

[@sekijokes451]

The real black pill in life is that true love does exist... It's promised to some... But not for all...

[@weareharbinger914]

I envy you greatly and i am older than you.

[@CheeseOfMasters]

@@sekijokes451 The only true love is reserved for the Emperor of Mankind.

[@jamesnewstead7099]

What the fuck does you being in your mid twenties have to do with anything? Unless you are 1 years old we all remember it and everyone In The USA or UK knows someone who fought over there

[@CMacK1294]

"We want to confuse children about gender, but we're totally not groomers" Lol, okay.

[@edwoodsr]

Everybody likes surprises ...

[@casualcrusader1547]

the fact that dev doesnt know who schlatt or minx are is the most comedically wholesome thing ive ever seen in my life

[@gothicpando]

Who?

[@randomuser5443]

@@gothicpando streamers

[@randomuser5443]

Minx is kinda scuffed with her alcoholism

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

I have no idea who or what the fuck that is, and I'm ok with that. With very few exceptions, if there's someone or something on the internet I don't know about, it's best to keep it that way.

[@rulesforth33]

Are we supposed to know who those are? 😳

[@conserva-chan2735]

The USSR even in their wildest dreams couldn't have made something as brilliant and effective as TikTok.

[@benlee7565]

Of course~ It takes the CCP to pull that off ;)

[@RobinMcBeth]

Do they actually believe escalating this to violence would work out in their favour?!

[@connerstines1578]

Kinda makes you wonder why they're almost universally outcasts outside of woke circles.

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

They don't think, they just do what they're told. Like a Labrador retriever, but dumber and not lovable. They're not even likeable.

[@ObeyNoLies]

It's about power. They get off on their ability to threaten us and get away with it. They're a protected class now. Remember Voltaire?

[@factsdontlie4342]

​@@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 Can confirm. I have a black lab and she is definitely smarter than these weirdos.

[@whitemagus2000]

In Portland, if they attacked you and you defended yourself in any way, you would be found guilty of various charges and they'd get an award for being stunning and brave.

[@haydendill6288]

$3 for cheese on a burger? Also that guy dodged a bullet.

[@memnarch129]

Its New York, they are fucking atrocious when it comes to inflation of Cost of Living.

[@gibusgodblaziken4379]

2 bullets

[@Sin_Alder]

*a nuke

[@popers1328]

She's literally selecting for people who are bad with money. Why in the world would you want to live with, marry, and raise kids with someone specifically because they waste money?

[@psyxypher3881]

@@popers1328 She's probably thinking she wants someone who can waste money. Which is another kind of bad.

[@ApplesGhost]

My last girlfriend unironically broke up with me because I was too kind and too patient with her. It made her feel like a child because she would have weekly freakouts and try to start fights and I'd just tell her some variant of "It's okay if you say whatever you want to me because I know you don't mean it, take as much time as you need, if you don't say anything I'll stay here letting you vent, and if you'd rather be away from me then just say so and I'll go do something else until you're ready to talk." She always responded "Why are you always so nice to me? I don't deserve it." I'd always just say "I don't see any value in tearing you down when you already tear yourself down. Anything I could say to you, I think you already know, and if you already know, then you're already working on it in your own way, because you care about me too." A lot of women are that crazy because they don't have any examples of positive masculinity in their lives. They usually don't grow up past a child's mindset, or maybe a teenager's mindset. They're often unhappy because they often know they're flawed but have no way of addressing it besides totally suppressing the very idea, which presents itself as arrogance.

[@josephbrown9685]

That’s why good fathers are super important for females. They need that positive masculine influence to be well adjusted in adult life. That’s why a girl with daddy issues is a red flag. I’ve seen it multiple times.

[@DaMaster012]

Teenagers? The natural woman still operates on antiquated artifacts of thought they have been carrying with them since *_infancy._* Human babies are so weak and dependent that they can't even move on their own power for the first year or so of their lives. And in that time, all their needs and the majority of their desires and granted for free with no hesitation by its parents, and any deficiencies that cause them distress, they cry and scream about until such grievances are resolved, almost always by an outside force. That's why the natural woman can be so appallingly solipsistic to believe it not unconscionably unreasonable to think you should be able to read their minds and give them everything they want without them even having to imply their wants, and throw temper tantrums when such impossible, insane expectations of reality are not met; because that's how they spent the first, most formative years of their lives deluding themselves into believing how reality and their relationship to it should operate. Your ex did not break up with you because you were "tOo nIcE" and "tOo pAtIeNt;" she left because you had perfectly reasonable expectations for her to grow up and act like an adult, while she thinks the fundamental purpose of having a boyfriend/husband is for him to bear all of her duties so she can go back to living as insulated from responsibility and consequences for her actions as she did when she was a baby. (Hell, that's probably why they like being called "baby.") That she blames you for her leaving, as if she isn't a being with the gift of agency, indicates to me that she refuses to be mature enough to so much as bear the personal responsibilities of being alive. Your life is immutably better off without creatures like her in it. Good riddance.

[@kizunadragon9]

"my size 13 steel toe boot on your trachea." take your best shot bud

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

jokes on you, I'm into that

[@ultraman5168]

Bitch is just begging to get heel hooked.

[@charleszp938]

​@@jimbothegymbro7086 you're into gay sex torture? 🤨

[@eternal3279]

I'd love to see them try; I do know how to defend myself

[@Twonkization]

It's always a "steel toe boot". This is 80's-junior-high-school-level of threat.

[@Sclzbot92]

All these mask off teacher tiktoks remind me of a quote from The Big Short: “I don’t get it why are they confessing?” “They’re not confessing.” “They’re bragging.”

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

They're why these progressive movements are how they are. And I hate them for it, cuz it's all at the expense of these "minorities"

[@boreman2579]

6:37 Dev, I used to work right by that Trump Tower in Chicago when the 2016 elections happened. The amount of finger flicking pics was nonstop. However, a lot of people would drop their phone on the concrete while doing so, so that was always a nice treat.

[@factsdontlie4342]

Ah, so they're dumb and uncoordinated, lol.

[@SurrealKeenan]

$3 for a slice of cheese, my dude! That cheese had better be made of unicorn milk

[@TheHMSBros]

Yeah, I wouldn't care how well off I am, I'd refuse to pay the $3 for cheese just out of spite

[@robertallan8035]

American "cheese" can barely be considered to be cheese and yet they're charging greater prices than a fine gruyere.

[@bvoyelr]

6: 29 - she paid her bill and weeded herself out of his dating pool? Fine by me. Dude dodged a bullet.

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

he got a free meal and the nuke steered around him, if there's a god he was there that day for the guy

[@songbird7450]

There's a follow up video. Dude's a simp and ran after her

[@TheKeksadler]

@@songbird7450 This man failed the check 💀

[@deathblade2639]

@@songbird7450 bruuuuuuhhhh

[@kavky]

@@songbird7450 "You were the Chosen One!"

[@Liquid_Mike]

Remember when we kicked people out of stores for acting crazy or even just raising their voice? Those sure were the days

[@jesse123185]

Now the stores just close so they don't get shit on for kicking out trouble makers

[@AiluridaeAureus]

Any store which kicks you out for talking too loud deserves to get shut down. This isn't a fucking library. But these psychos also need to go.

[@bennyv4444]

@@AiluridaeAureus Depends on if you are disturbing the other costumers or not

[@AiluridaeAureus]

@@bennyv4444 There is a difference between raising your voice so your nearly deaf grandma can hear you so she knows not to get the wrong kind of sauce for what you're cooking for example, and Tiktokers screeching loudly in the middle of the store about the patriarchy. "Kick out people who raise their voice" means EVERYONE who raises their voice.

[@bennyv4444]

@@AiluridaeAureus I think you just kind of randomly assumed that the original commenter is a deeply unreasonable person that doesn’t understand the distinction you just mentioned, I don’t think there’s any reason to assume that

[@unncommonsense]

If everyone's a 10, then no one is a 10.

[@NoFeckingNamesLeft]

That's the goal, completely obliterate the concept of standards (only for women obviously).

[@jack.h99]

My brother in christ, 3 dollars for a single slice of (most likely american) cheese is like paying $2000 a month to rent Harry Potter's understair closet. NYC is beyond saving lmao.

[@altechelghanforever9906]

And the bitch in the video who blocked him is definitely a naitive to the city. Explains why she an uppity-ass. XD

[@KyriosHeptagrammaton]

That delicious food they can't give away for free fast enough

[@BruhMoment-fr4zr]

Watching zoomer women toss men to the curb over the slightest inconvenience or perceived flaw is beyond blackpilling, no wonder the recent relationship stats have been so bleak for men.

[@bannedmann4469]

That's not bad at all actually.. and it shouldn't be American cheese. I think you're used to bad pizza.

[@Voltricity435]

@@BruhMoment-fr4zr i have no dating experience but based on what i've seen, stay away form the big city then you can probably find some decent women... hopefully i'm not coping lmao

[@sdfabctr]

the "90 pound metrosexual hipster making cringey threats of violence like they're genesis valentine" is easily one of my top favorite brands of cringe. Easily. *Teleports behind you* "IT IS MA'AM!!"

[@flamestoyershadowkill6400]

me: starts roundhouse kick

[@sdfabctr]

@@flamestoyershadowkill6400 remember to stick your tongue out... I don't know why he did that, he's lucky his body is incapable of actual powerful motions or he'd be at risk of biting his tongue off

[@bewaryofbug]

implying genesis valentine won't be our salvation once he pulls his muramasa out of its sheath

[@sdfabctr]

@@bewaryofbug we await our savior.

[@Harsh_Noise]

"A little bit of harm reduction is okay" mfs when they allow the collapse of society:

[@delfinenteddyson9865]

these are the kind of people who agree with agent smith when he says human beings are a desease

[@InfamyOrDeath-__-]

TikTok is the most cringe site on the internet, it’s hard to believe how these people are so lame, how do they not realise how sad they are?

[@multilad816]

Wonder how much cringe the Chinese gov't mod expressed privately

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

They can't even figure out if they're a boy, or a girl, or a piece of toast. You think they have the self awareness to know they're bat shit insane losers, and nobody likes them?

[@rokva5771]

I would say immaturity if I had to guess. None of them left that cringy phase one has during teenhood.

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

​@@rokva5771 they're addicted to attention, even if they have to get it in all the worst ways.

[@selinnazsur2328]

If they had even an ounce of self-awareness they wouldn't act like this in the first place. I feel like we should quarantine Twitter and TikTok and wherever these losers like to dwell in and let them slowly eat each other into non-existence.

[@LosZavion]

11:54 "That's the goal" So, now when they trick someone into doing something sexual and that person gets violent. The chameleon will claim to be completely innocent.

[@HesGotaGun505]

Which is how you know that she is actually biologically (and based on her appearance- mentally) female. If someone with a dick tried to play those games they would literally be putting their own life at risk, as most straight men don’t enjoy being sexually assaulted.

[@sdfabctr]

it seems like a lot of insufferable women on the internet get their asses kicked by their cats. I have spent a lot of time around a lot of cats, never once has a cat hit me with that kind of genuine rancor. The thumping sound tells you he really went all out decking that lady in the face. Alinity too. I appreciate the cat vengeance a lot it brings me great joy.

[@kavky]

Cats aren't conditioned to be submissive like dogs are. They don't suffer any bs, you have to earn their friendship the same as you would another person's friendship and that's why I like them. If I see a cat giving its owner the claw I will assume the owner deserves it.

[@featurelength5086]

My mom's cat hated her most of the time but respected me, would even come when I called her name. Coincidentally my mother was a lot of things i'm not going to go into in a youtube comment, so yeah I think your theory's pretty sound.

[@sdfabctr]

@@kavky they are kinda pricks, though. Mine will always nip my toes to get my attention and stuff but i've never seen that kind of actual anger on display like that.

[@SonofKalas22]

Meanwhile mine sleeps tucked under my arm like a teddy bear every night and chirps happily when I say her name.

[@compatriot852]

Like tumblr before it, TikTok has it's own quarantine zone for the mentally unwell

[@g4sper112]

We need another 4chan raid

[@psyxypher3881]

Anyone who thinks that paying 3 dollars for melted cheese on a burger is in any way acceptable deserves to be alone for the rest of their lives.

[@gingeranagram2467]

LoL bUt It'S nYc!

[@KuroNoTenno]

@@gingeranagram2467 NYC deserves Armageddon.

[@3eve0n]

@@gingeranagram2467 yeah, everyone who would willingly live in nyc deserves to be single.

[@DjDeadpig]

Having a green hair try and intimidate me honestly comes off as hilarious in my opinion. Like what the fuck is it with these idiots always talking about peace and then getting violent all of a sudden?

[@gmjaken]

I used to know people like that in high school and college. I assure you, peace was never an option.

[@RoddHoward]

"Green hair don't care"

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

They don't want peace. They want compliance. So they must be subjugated.

[@memnarch129]

@@gmjaken Exactly. They talk about wanting peace and acceptance. But when it comes down to it youll relent or they will destroy you. Ive found it funny that the Left and Right are inverse of how they stereotypically seem and come off. The left speaks of peace and harmony and getting along, the right has sayings like "Dont tread on me" and "Youll take my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers". BUT when it comes down to brass tacks the LEFT is the FIRST one to become violent and the RIGHT only goes to violence as THE VERY LAST RESORT.

[@nope929]

If we're all being honest with ourselves they don't care about peace or anything they talk about, they're just trying to fit into some group and when someone tries to disrupt the validity of the group they freak the hell out.

[@Matyunkin]

10:24 - that cat has shut up/feed me pronouns.

[@Kaynadian1337]

"WTF is up with the dating market" shits cursed but at least she bought the meal .Most of the time they'd just bail lmao

[@5starview]

Bro the whale called itself a 10. Humanity has collapsed.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

"Thar she blows lads! Ready the harpoons! We got a big'un here"

[@thehatter9400]

Wow finally, dev figures out how terrible the dating market is for us early to late 20s guys. Sargon had the same feeling when he found out too

[@khululyp]

Imagine being single in you 30's...

[@kavky]

You've got millions of Ukrainian refugee women to pick from. The spring and summer of '22 was almost 6 months of Black Friday deals for pussy if you lived in Poland or Romania.

[@thehatter9400]

@@khululyp lol, getting there

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

@@khululyp Am there honestly. Tbh I already long abandoned the chance.

[@kaminsod4077]

As a dude in his mid twenties, I've just given up. Having a successful romantic relationship is just not in the cards. Doesn't help that where i live all women seem to be retirees or under 18, with nothing in between.

[@masavant]

I looked up how much that brunzino dish was and it is like ordering a rack of ribs (an expensive dish) and I don't believe she settled the cheque due to the amount of times TikTokers want to have a narrative boss moment. If I learnt anything from my time in retail and House, everybody lies.

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

Might explain why he was going with a burger and less than willing to get an up charge on cheese if he had to pay for that

[@Eirik_Bloodaxe]

Nah, I think she did, cos she would’ve bragged about dipping out on him and leaving him with the check and no explanation otherwise. Ive seen far too many of those stories/videos.

[@Piant_Genis]

Lmao "None of you are a ten" you tell em king

[@613harbinger316]

That guy with the $3 cheese girl should feel privileged. It's not every day that the bullet dodges you.

[@just_a_turtle_chad]

Thanks for reminding me why I never have had and never will have a Tik Tok account

[@Aryan_Karadkar]

Same

[@kylevernon]

I won’t because I don’t trust Chinese companies. I won’t even download epic.

[@bionizard5480]

Bruh how the hell are you in EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I VISIT, it’s not just political shit but movie review too???

[@TheHogfatherInvades]

​@@bionizard5480 it's a bot

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

Same.

[@klutterkicker]

9:45 True, it's a medical crisis and we're treating people like we can literally sweep them into the gutter instead of setting up care, counseling, and shelter for them.

[@Xplora213]

Medical crisis implies it is not entirely self inflicted, by the addicts and the blue voting communities who elected the policies that created such issues.

[@TwoBs]

It doesn’t matter. From what I’ve read online, this is ~payback~ for the 80s crack epidemic that somehow whites knowingly and intentionally (with the way they make it out to be) targeted black people with it … so now this opioid epidemic is a “meh, good” because it largely affects lower class whites more than most. Not even shitting you, lol. It’s a big brained take I’ve actually seen pushed around Twitter (no surprise). It conveniently ignores how many people of other races got swept up in both epidemics at alarming rates (especially with this new fentanyl crisis), but nah … it’s easier to be selective with their care and compassion when identity politics is involved. I dread whatever the next epidemic will be and what it will revolve around if this fentanyl crisis is where we’re at now. Politicians too busy blaming the other side, medical field too busy counting their money, and a society too engaged with their own egos to care.

[@Ishmachiah]

@klutterkicker - This is a criminal issue, not a medical issue. Treat these people no different than how the crack heads of the 1980s were treated. There are people STILL serving time from their first and only arrest. Get these people off the street and into prison cells.

[@Ryukuro]

​@@Ishmachiah addiction is a medical issue, as people can get chemically and physically addicted to drugs.

[@Ishmachiah]

@@Ryukuro The same mercy and treatment options offered to crackheads in the 1980s, should be extended to these people. What makes these people worthy of treatment and not prison?

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

TikTok is why aliens don't want to hang out with us.

[@drewbakka5265]

>3 dollars for for cheese You know, Being a kid is wanting to be spiderman Being an adult is knowing it would not be worth living in NYC

[@TheRealW.S.Foster]

These are honestly pretty fun to watch Dev -- it lets me take a look inside the sheer hellish landscape of TikTok; because I absolutely refuse to download the app for as long as I live, it's a good thing you make these videos to continually remind me to not even consider it.

[@vane909090]

Yes it can be a funny spectacle, but it's also kinda scary to see the society you live in crumble.

[@OliveOilFan]

TikTok took over twitter as the cancer of the internet

[@marlom7882]

TikTok is cancer. Twitter is aids

[@Zetact_]

They can both be cancer.

[@memnarch129]

And it was done on purpose. Twitter was kinda accidental, once the wokies took over. TikToks purpose from day one was to destroy US values. If you search for the Chinese version, TikTok is a Chinese creation, it LIMITS what teenagers can see. It also limits how much time a day teens can spend in the app. Yet ALL those where removed for the Western version. CCP knew what it would cause and let it loose on the world, same as a certain novel virus.

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

I think Twitter is still the cancer, but TikTok is the angry polar bear violently mauling the internet. The cancer isn't really a pressing issue right now.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Because all the tumblr people went to there

[@KyriosHeptagrammaton]

Trump glances out his window Looks down across the city at everything he owns Squints A single tear rolls down his cheek

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

What’s most disturbing about the whole urban theft crisis in the U.S. is not even that it’s happening on a large scale, its that certain people will stand by and encourage it, they hoot and holler as at happens.

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

Joggers.

[@adrianalexanderveidt344]

I'm not ashamed to admit it... I rewatched that cat clip over 10 times and couldn't stop laughing.

[@sleepparalysisatthewheel5101]

The Aesop fable of the city mouse and the country mouse has never rang truer to me than watching videos like these ones.

[@MrCrabs231]

Bruh I'd completely forgotten that story up until now It actually fits a lot more current things too

[@WarZealot]

Imagine threatening someone for not using your "preferred" terms, and also unironically using your *size 13* shoe as the object of the threat. Hilarious. Also, based cat.

[@DragonFellowship]

Exactly. Like I’m supposed to believe you’re a woman when you’re 6 foot 5, 10 inch shlong and size 13 foot threatening to beat me up if I simply make a mistake? Yeah ok

[@GayFrogsTho]

You know what they say about men with big feet amirite

[@buragi5441]

He brags about size 13, until he gets 9mm pointed at his face.

[@enclaveherewhyisntyourvide3089]

Size 13 women’s maybe that dude looks shorter than my 12 year old brother.

[@archer5722]

>wears steel-toe boots >seems to have done no amount of labor

[@Jeff-cn9up]

11:27 note the liars smirk. 1) no, you're definitely not cool. 2) you're not fooling anyone, girl. 3) none of this happened.

[@613harbinger316]

Him: Oh my god you have to pay extra for everything these days! Her: Yeah, it's New York City New York city would like to thank you for passively accepting increased prices and looking down on those who resist it. Without you, the city could never make a profit off of shallow people looking for any justification to feel superior to others. Your efforts to spread this message is appreciated.

[@josephbrown9685]

Dating is expensive in general if you’re the one paying every time. Imagine trying to date in NYC or somewhere like that. Yikes.

[@613harbinger316]

@@josephbrown9685 ...and with someone like that. Dating can be affordable with the right person. It's why quality women are...quality.

[@cody5535]

We've gone from people dodging the bullets, to the bullets just missing the people. In a way it's actually an improvement.

[@draketheduelist]

10:19 HA! I always _thought_ super-special pronoun insistence was against Nature, but I didn't expect Nature to actually do something about it. Least of all through a cat. "Who is your favorite fearless he-e-ro? WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEARLESS HE-E-ROOOOOO?"

[@selinnazsur2328]

I'm a woman. Not all women are 10s. Not all men are 10s. I feel like real 10s are very rare, if they even exist. I would personally rate Keanu as a 10, for example, it's subjective. And hubris immediately takes like 3 points off your rating no matter how good you look. The joint date was hilarious wtf 😂 The dude clearly wants to save up his hard-earned money by not getting something he feels he doesn't need. A burger is still a burger without cheese like who cares lol, and having to pay 3 dollars for a thin slice of cheese IS kinda ridiculous ngl... He really did dodge a bullet, that girl sounded very condescending.

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

Totally. Conversely, some people when you get to know them add points. Best part is those types of people tend to improve with age too.

[@selinnazsur2328]

@@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher Case in point: Keanu 😂 Idk I just think he's really neat, it's a rarity in Hollywood

[@leonardoarantes2218]

Everytime I see this, I remember when I was younger and we dreamt of leaving Brasil to be in a first world country, where things worked and then you see this, the dream is gone, and its like seen a guy with lung cancer refusing to quit smoking...

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

7:25 fun fact that beep beep is the cops bodycam turning on

[@JazzJackrabbit]

07:35 - Rare footage of the TSA being useful for once!

[@witnessfox3509]

0:50 So basically this thing is saying it can't get you to accept its arguements so it'll just have to resort to threats of violance.

[@milesdp1990]

This content might be easy for you to make, but I've enjoyed them thoroughly. I go through SFO withdrawals, so something like this to bide me over to my next fix is nice.

[@Eusong]

The fact that woman thinks it's acceptable to pay $3 extra for cheese on your burger let alone judge someone for not wanting to do so is the biggest gold digger attitude I've ever seen. I work in an amusement park in Florida. Prices are inflated as all hell. Adding cheese only costs an extra 25 cents.

[@philagelio336]

6:50 Planes, Trains and Automobiles moment. “I want a fucking car right fucking now”

[@wetmink]

"Never mind, nothing's good in this" should be tiktoks slogan.

[@Pers0n97]

6:30 My poor Dave, did you really thought she paid his meal here? Of course not, she paid her part and that's it. Honestly I'm even surprised she didn't try to just get out without paying and leaving him her tab.

[@InfamyOrDeath-__-]

They’re all 10’s? How are people this delusional?

[@3eve0n]

narcissism is one hell of a drug.

[@kavky]

The internet and loads of desperate simps.

[@TimPortantno]

They're confused, identity had been reduced to your own perspective, not your estimate of others' perspective, so by saying they're a 10 they're just projecting being happy. Should then ask them what they think others will rate them.

[@shindenkokonomaru434]

Politicians want to talk about "harm reduction" but don't want to talk about how their policies or lack of action caused huge swathes of people to want to spend all of their waking moments checking out of being in reality with expensive dangerous chemicals.

[@MillywiggZ]

I often think of my own life and how ungrateful I am to be here. These guys seem to have no problems, so they have to manufacture some. These are performance problems it’s like they’re making advertisements. There are kids working in the lithium and cobalt mines but the insane thing is they have no voice because they can’t afford the devices they have a hand in making.

[@CrazyJabberwock]

at 10:32, the Masquerade was nearly breached by a Malkavian Neonate, mercifully there were no casulties.

[@cantfindawayout]

That's brilliant, actually

[@mrslasher1064]

This is what the Californian Potentate allows We must find a new prince for LA because this shit is not working out

[@CrazyJabberwock]

At this point, just leave it to the Lupines@@mrslasher1064

[@muchomuchoman6050]

The bullet I dodged by being into dudes is like the Netherlands: It gets bigger everytime I'm reminded of it.

[@Edujs23]

"You are gay because you like Men, i am gay because i hate women, we arent the same"

[@taskforce_frog]

The way the cat immediately looked at her and chose violence cracks me up

[@jaednhowlar2359]

I started practising celibacy as part of yoga/Buddhist practise over a decade ago, and nowadays Im so happy I went through the difficult/shaky stages when women were not dangerous to interact with :P. Now that Im settled in modern women just make it super easy! If I ever get thirsty I just go talk to women and get turned right off!

[@NoNamesLeft0102]

2:30 this guy is delightfully evil May he learn to be more brutal

[@Beef3D]

idk how it is in the USA, but if you kick someone here with a steel toe boot, you are liable to pay hefty fines or medical bills to the victim if he/she ends up suffering broken bones, so yeah, think about that when you decide to get physically aggressive...

[@HenryGreenEngine3]

"if you can't convince people, confuse them" - President H. Truman

[@CocktailsConsoles]

It's adorable when the Kool-Aid hair brigade try to be threatening

[@ravenRedwake]

11:58 god if I was in school I’d be like “I think it’s a troon, my grandfather says they were cursed by God with mental afflictions and are doomed to commit suicide, don’t associate with it or it’s fell taint will spread to you,”

[@briankaes1274]

"People are now stealing from each other.... you can't have any kind of cohesive social fabric". I mean, what's the common denominator with those people?

[@jgrif7891]

Woman: I can't stand a man who complains about prices Same woman in 5 years: Where have all the good men gone?

[@WilWithOneL117]

$3 extra for cheese on a burger?!

[@M4TTYN]

that's NYC for ya

[@ParadoxBrony]

Woooo, yes! More of Dev watching insanely ridiculous people, putting up endless insane posts, and just slowly dying inside.

[@thraknar3363]

My man dodged a bullet and got a free meal. Cheesus Christ.

[@Dr.Mortis]

9:00 If you've seen Cyberpunk Edge runners, the zombified & spaced out high mfs standing around is far from a dystopian idea.

[@scottydo5282]

Dev's reactions to these are just great.

[@vane909090]

The cheese on burger girl made follow up videos to double down, and as you might've guessed, she made herself look worse with each video.

[@adamwelch4336]

So I'm going to build a meteor summoning device to destroy the planet you think I could get a start up on Kickstarter!?😂🙄🤦🤡🌎

[@atpyro7920]

Dev continuing his slow transformation into a reaction channel as we speak

[@nachoguy5]

I'm a 10/10 *is positively COVERED in makeup products*

[@nachoguy5]

Hearing the remainder of Dev's soul leave his body in real time was funny though

[@chbrules]

Some people genuinely live in a delusional online world 24/7. They think they can say what they want without repercussion because they've never faced any real backlash to what they've said or done. Boy, when reality comes home to roost with them, it's both entertaining yet sad to see their worldview shatter before their eyes. It's all for the best, and hopefully they learn and grow from it. This trend of online-activism, shouting, and becoming violent over words is really tiring and concerning.

[@MBunn-uf1we]

reality gets delayed every time someone mentions it.

[@jwil4286]

3:29 They’re actually 10s. On the crazy scale (see hot-crazy matrix; they’re in the danger zone at best and no-go zone at worst)

[@NoFeckingNamesLeft]

I want it to stay unbanned for the sake of accelerationism. Banning it won't fix anything, it will just slow down the collapse a little.

[@nymphomata69]

I never thought I would live to see the day I would ever hear the relationship between Jschlatt and Minx being described as "a trans girl mistreated by her abusive father", let alone in a SFO video. Cursed and accurate, I guess.

[@SwedishSinologyNerd]

I had a girlfriend once, those were some "fun" 4 years that I'll never get back. I'm glad you're happy with Naomi Dev, but I've already checked out of dating 100%. I'm happy with my books and my tea thank you! xD "Harm reduction" policies sounds like the Chinese opium chrisis but we're somehow doing it to ourselves?

[@robertallan8035]

Half of these people are just posting videos of their public breakdown in which their anxiety or schizophrenia is being displayed at it's very worst, but rather than feeling humiliated by these total losses of faculties they think it's actually an ok way to behave.

[@12ozmouse99]

“That’s the goal” says the tiny lesbian in reference to confusing children.

[@7-exponentiated-to-2]

this is insufferable thanks for helping me endure this

[@BradleyZS]

4:00 He doesn't have to say none of them are 10s, is probably more productive to say none of them are the same rating since they clearly are just banding together on what they say.

[@Twonkization]

They have a script. One of them said the line: "All women are 10s." Do you want box wine and cats? Because this is how you get box wine and cats.

[@t700e]

At the end of the day, I could care less. If they’re all 10s I’m a 10 too 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Code7Unltd]

Their personality is a 1, however.

[@AbsoluteBumder]

He won't rate them but I will. Left to right: 2, 5, 7, 7, 4

[@inquisitionagent9052]

My boy ain't stepping on nobody with any kind of boots. Looks like he's never thrown a punch in his life.

[@logiwogi8938]

"Imagine being in your early 20s..." Yeah. It's fucking miserable.

[@logiwogi8938]

@@onionfarmer3044 fair.

[@RexcorJ]

That tiktok full of druggies looks like a music video where everyone's supposed to be frozen in place as the camera pans over them, but only half of the actors are following through lmao. Good lord, that's an awful sight, even amongst the absolutely mental extremists.

[@izzyd885]

4:40 I think the dating scene is gonna be just fine for teens and twenty-somethings. Most of your evidence of women being shitty just comes from online spaces Dev.

[@HiNi.]

63% of men age 18-29 are single. 33% of women in the same age bracket are single. The dating scene is anything but fine for young men, but its not because women suck or anything like that.

[@GhostyOfLive92]

I hope Roko's Basilisk is real and holds nothing back whenever the AI singularity happens. kek what a mess the world's become

[@bobzeepl]

3 dollars for a fucking slice of cheese is an outrage.

[@charleszp938]

I stumbled onto "a transfem's guide to HRT" and "Blue the nerd". Made me sick to my stomach.

[@4gottencrackaz]

ALLRIGHT! More Dev reacts! 👍 Be careful the Fine Bros. dont sue you.