IMAGINARY Movie Review + Rant

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

So, I made a joke in here that anyone who says they liked this movie must have been paid to or something like that. Just want to make sure you know I'm kidding! No disrespect to anyone who enjoyed this. My brain was hobo lasagna when I made this.

[@EnriqueStyle]

Hobo Lasagna... Am stealing this.

[@SuperMarioMartinez]

I knew I hated bluehouse for making this mess

[@christophermcintyre7934]

Dude no apologies necessary this movie sucked rob zombie butt hole they stealing peoples money

[@intheredcold9216]

Omg dude don't apologize for not liking something and saying so. It's getting so fascist out here u might be free speech's last hope!

[@2Face1209]

Hobo Lasagna!!! Good shit can we agree the Blum house horror run has expired

[@eden3116]

At the end of the movie someone in the theater yelled “yo, gimme back my money!” 😂

[@michaelbreasseale9135]

0:14 "this is the hardest I've ever been"😂😂😂

[@justiceflynn6297]

He was clearly pissed off about this movie that he didn't double back to make a joke about his Freudian slip 😆

[@jacobasher2859]

Feels like Blumhouse is in a race with Sony/Marvel to see who can embarrass themselves the most in the shortest amount of time. Can't tell who's winning

[@ksmooth1973]

Yep they both are horrible

[@cedrichouse9864]

Mcu is far away from any of that

[@jacobasher2859]

@cedrichouse9864 yeah but specifically the Sony mcu movies are the tragic ones

[@cedrichouse9864]

@jacobasher2859 yea Sony marvel definitely is

[@ExpertContrarian]

@@cedrichouse9864 no, they aren’t

[@johnfigueroa2609]

"My anger is coming out of all of my holes right now" 😅😂

[@mattkirby5151]

This is the fucking BEST review you have ever done...watching you burst out in laughter is awesome.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

lol appreciate that man!

[@Myers_toast78]

I haven’t seen Mike this mad since the review of Jeepers Creepers Reborn 😂😂😂

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

I don't think I have been since then lol

[@ksmooth1973]

This is just as bad

[@MichaelParten1]

Jason Blum needs to keep his disgusting greedy paws off my Jason

[@MrBooone]

I mean, I feel like that could work, just make it a dumb slasher, that's kind of in his ballpark. Just needs to be Halloween Kills but on a Camp. Blumhouse has always been a mixed bag, I don't get why people are surprised by this, think all the purge movies. This is nothing new. Five Nights was also awful

[@shwonsh]

Slashers are usually pretty easy to make decent. Halloween H40 was great.

[@06mrselfdestruct]

@@shwonshyeah it’s easy to make a shitty one, that’s why there are not any good ones made for the past 30 years

[@shwonsh]

@06mrselfdestruct What you didn't like Freddy vs Jason?

[@06mrselfdestruct]

@@shwonsh it was good but it wasn’t scary at all & it isn’t a true slasher

[@trevorhensley3185]

Slightly unrelated, but I say let kids see movies like Aliens and The Shining. Let them be traumatized.

[@HorrorJunkies74]

Dude this is one of the funniest reviews you have done you have me crying the whole video. Love all the work you guys do. Keep it up

[@Thekrisavalon]

We need more unedited and unfiltered movie rants like this

[@user-ef7kt5sf6o]

Seeing blumhouse’s logo used to make me excited for a film but now it just makes me sigh

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Samesies!

[@WerdnaNiraehs]

Even worse now that their opening credits are now a reminder of everything wrong with Blumhouse.

[@gblasz87]

Seeing the blunhouse logo now makes me just say most likely I won’t be seeing this trash

[@vampirascoffin870]

i been saying this for years! BLUMHOUSE IS NOT THE SAVIORS OF HORROR MOVIES!!!! PLEASE GET OFF THAT MINDSET!!!! this review is sooo spot on!!!!! love tou bro!!!!!

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

love ya back!

[@entertainmentwizard2703]

They damaged Halloween again, Black Christmas 2019 is an abomination and I heard Fire Starter was bad to, they might have success with some of their new stuff but than other stuff sucks, they really need to work on their quality control!

[@ksmooth1973]

Saw it today what a joke of a so called horror film. All they have been doing is copy and paste and hire bad directors and writers. Night swim demon in the pool this one demon in your imagination. You are so right f ing garbage.

[@ksmooth1973]

@@entertainmentwizard2703They don't care and its obvious

[@Joshua-ch2ij]

Blumhouse needs to realize that just cause FNAF was a success doesn’t mean everything needs to be PG 13

[@Showman_87]

I thought Imaginary was fine, not the best but not the worst either. It certainly could've been better but I still liked the story and the characters. There were quite a few nods to stories like Alice in Wonderland, Coraline, and Labyrinth which I thought was cool. For me the new Mean Girls is the worst of the year so far

[@jordan0010]

People are still eating the shit Blumhouse is feeding them tho, it's never gonna end 😭😭😭

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

thankfully there were only like 3 or 4 people in the theater i was in....hopefully people aren't buying this gobbledy gook

[@kenXtripleI]

So they really are horror's Marvel studios. Lmfao

[@HisNameIsJoeyAndILovehim]

@@WeWatchedAMovie There should've been only one or two.(You or You & Jay) Hahaha.

[@HisNameIsJoeyAndILovehim]

Their called idiots! Not people!

[@ksmooth1973]

If people just dont go and boycott them that is the only way. This is what they deserve

[@kristinaarmbruster9041]

I've been really going through it, and you just made my entire feckin' week! Bwaahaahaa love it!

[@thedevilshopyard]

Tres bien!!! This film’s existence is now justified by your unbelievable review. Thank you for putting a smile on my face and a laugh in my soul. Your critique may be the most honest take I’ve ever seen. Bravo!!!

[@Mota_og]

After Halloween ends, wasn’t expecting much

[@anubusx]

I wish they had ended it with Jessica trapped in the other world.

[@android521]

It’s already made it’s budget back 😭 we’re doomed

[@JNorman8219]

Omg. I needed this. You cracked me up.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

I'm glad it could bring someone some joy lol

[@JNorman8219]

@WeWatchedAMovie the movie may not, but you sure did. With the made up words and you about to have an anurisim. It was gold.

[@1aundulxaldin]

On the Imaginary trailer on KZbin here, I left the comment that said, and I paraphrase myself: "Imaginary is a fun movie, just don't expect quality out of the writing, narrative, or even the characters".

[@JeremyHernandez4]

Hey just letting you know i love watching your videos you guys make me laugh and feel better because I go through a lot in life also have bad thoughts so yeah your videos helped me feel better and make my day more better thank you guys for the laughs and you guys are awesome love you guys

[@gimmefeedback]

You name dropping all the bands the dad looks like he’d tour with is hilarious

[@BradsPitts.]

There’s so little in theaters I want to see right now, I almost caved and went to see this. ALMOST. 😅

[@gothadaway]

Sames lol

[@zzidzodzap]

one of the most entertaining movie reviews ive ever watched🤣 good job man

[@marcusbuckley2013]

I posted this onTwitter just now... "I discovered you guys when they were first announcing Halloween 2018 so... around 2016. Admittedley I went to you for Halloween news, Because it is almost the only news I care about in upcoming horror. I'm 52 and was a victim of Michael Meyers at age 19." That's all I could post with the character limits and I'm sorry that the rest of what I wanted to say was cut off. I wanted to continue that you have entertained me the whole time and I especially relate to the relationship you and Jay have over a subject you both love. I find your reviews honest and mostly agree, but not always, but that's the fucken point right? Love you guys and hope your channel does nothing but grow. I have seen so many imitators of your channel and it's format. I will alway follow you dudes.

[@paulc.288]

Blumhouse has become the formulaic horror equivalent of a Hallmark movie.

[@kirbyshowstheworld]

The fact that there was only ONE KILLS in this movie says something else, and this is supposed to be a HORROR MOVIE. The FNAF Movie had more kills than this is not insane but not shocking at all.

[@venus3393]

Why did Kings of Leon catch a stray?😂 This review made my day. It was hilarious!😂

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

lmao It's not their fault they just played that damn sex on fire song too much back in the day

[@keanspivey9803]

I love how unhinged this entire review is LOL

[@drewgold1]

I almost want them to keep doing it so you can keep doing this 😂🎉👏

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

lmao my brain is mush bro

[@drewgold1]

@@WeWatchedAMovie we thank you for your service 🫡

[@mychunkyjordi7585]

Great review, my friend was in giggle mode 🤣😂🤣😁🐾💜👍

[@MercenaryBlackWaterz]

"this is the hardest i've ever been".."the anger is coming out of all my holes" ...😂😂😂

[@hobyakfranks]

"I'm having a fuckin stroke man" hahahah

[@dos3622]

There was so much energy displayed, I saw your aurora burst into flames.

[@trentsnow9833]

I remember you saying the same thing about the ‘unless you’re 13 and never seen horror movies’. You said the same things about night swim. Seems to be a pattern for Blum house as of late

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

100% there are so many similarities between the two. ESPECIALLY story wise.

[@DFresh-xf5us]

Great review - absolutely spot on and I laughed my ass off as I have seen tons of movies and this maybe the second or third movie EVER that I had to stop myself from walking out on! Again you had me 😂… couldn’t have been more accurate!

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

lmao appreciate that! Glad I'm not alone there!

[@gblasz87]

Mike have you saw Immaculate yet? I just rented it on Xfinity looking forward to your live stream this evening.

[@Darkwormhole777]

I watched it last night thought it would be good and very scary because I love scary movies, this however wasn't scary at all it was a ok film but not really a big deal, "Evil Dead Rise" & " The Exorcist Believer" was a way better modern horror over "Imaginary".

[@rikcoflores5588]

My first video of you but this was hilarious subscribed 😂

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Much appreciated! Enjoy the fuckery!

[@SamoneMorris-t9r]

I almost died laughing at this review 😂😂

[@paulc.288]

Thanks, KZbin! This video just fell into my feed... Never heard of this channel... And I was laughing my ass off at this review!!! Consider me subscribed! 😅😂

[@lisacloverman2460]

This one and Night Swim were the only movies in a LONG time where I actually pulled out my phone to text people mid movie. 🤣

[@gaba-goo3733]

Night swim was so much worse...

[@lostinmyimagination7485]

"My brain is like lasagna that a hobo pissed on" is my phrase for 2024. Thank you for this gem.

[@MegaFootball1984]

I thought this movie was ok actually and I’m hard to impress to be honest. It was nothing special but I still enjoyed it for what it is. Had an ok twist at end aswell

[@JOEYFMISFIT]

Thank you so much Mike for sacrificing yourself to this abomination. Absolutely not making fun of your pain but that rant at the end about the burning house so got damn funny.

[@dylanrhymerthecomedian8023]

I walked out at the 30 min mark. The movie was unbelievably inept. I wasn’t surprised it was the same director as Fantasy Island.

[@colormetakenaback]

"Why are we being subjected to such doo doo diapers?!" Subbed.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Haha thanks!

[@Danial_Amirghahari]

One day I will write my own horror movie and no matter how bad or good it ends up being as long as this guy reviews it. In my eyes it will be a success.

[@MotU91775]

She said "Let it burn" AKA Halloween Kills. Did you also like how the house just caught fire and they ran up the stairs, out the house and the fire department was already there. God it was fucking something awful.

[@j.j.q1379]

Lol😂 this made me laugh thanks for the awesome review

[@SilvaF0X]

Wow I wasn't expecting a dig at The Crow remake and Madame Web in this review, I love it. This is now 2/2 reviews I've seen for Imaginary that mentioned Madame Web 😂

[@dallas890dp]

You got a new subscriberr you are hilarious 😂. I knew Imaginary was trash just from the trailer. Mah Damn Web lol

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Much appreciated! Glad something good could come from this lol

[@lindamagagula7476]

​​@@WeWatchedAMoviethere is another Blumhouse Thriller erotic movie called The Boy Next Door. I have some issues with that movie. Some of the steamy scenes weren't intense. Blumhouse studios should stop those movies.

[@WolfSpectre1993]

Blumhouse has been pulling out good bangers (excluding Exorcist: Believer because that was a dud) and Imaginary was great. The jump scares were few but good, and the plot was phenomenal! It keeps you on the edge of your seat.

[@angrycat225]

Great review!!! Hilarious.

[@alma6six]

I've been accused of blowing smoke up the arse of folks before but this may be the best movie review I have ever seen/heard 😆 Thanks for saving me the price of a ticket, because I came thisss close to seeing it on opening day. I paused because ....Blumhouse

[@AJFILES]

He's Mike and he's Jay. Together they are WWAM. Kickin names and takin ass. ❤

[@VanessaRegalia]

Everything coming out of your mouth here is why I’m subscribed to you, Mike. I almost unsubscribed just to subscribe again 🙏🏼

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Do it I dare you!!!! Lol thank you

[@Kumi_Conners]

Btw i loved your rant holy XD

[@rsempel1]

I like imaginary because I believe there is some reality to it: there is demons that pose as friends to lonely people and their sole purpose is to kill them eventually. I know of people that say they have imaginary friends which may or may not be demons, because it can also be a very vivid imagination but with children the line between fantasy and reality is vague and demons can abuse that.

[@JoeBandito0526]

Can’t wait for Immaculate and Latenight with the Devil, to save the horror genre for this month!

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

It is so needed!

[@rogdawg123]

yes 👍👍 tarot looks good too

[@ksmooth1973]

@@rogdawg123 It looks the same as this bad jump scares and it looks very predictable.

[@rogdawg123]

probably but at least its rated r ​@kennystumpf8167

[@niles8102]

Immaculate & The First Omen were literally the exact same film. . .

[@hayleycarelse9091]

This guy is hilarious! I've never seen someone so upset about a bad movie, but can't wait for the next review!

[@gblasz87]

I watch this rant whenever I’m in a bad mood or feeling sad. This rant makes me without fail each time. Thanks@wewatchedamovie

[@Skyrionn]

Your rant videos are my favourite. This may have beaten your Night Swim review!

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Much appreciated! A piece of me is dead but I am glad that it brought joy lol

[@sharona1981]

'Cockamayme fuck a doodle doo' needs to be on the movie poster. Also, I'm with you on the Crow reboot. That is NOT my Eric Draven.

[@Twp0.]

This was literally me verbatim after Halloween kills lmaoooo 🤣 I’m sorry I’m sorry ❤️

[@AstoldbyNicole]

This review was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@aloscalzo2112]

It was really bad, but I was just looking to kill time. I knew it would suck for sure going in. I laughed when u said the teen kid always hates the house - and it is always a huge amazing house haha

[@Kumi_Conners]

I think my only grip was why did the husband/Dad really have to be in the movie if they just basically write him out the movie by going on a trip and we never see him again well expect that one night but thats it I believe thats all i have to say i just thought they write as a little something for that guy i just thought he was family man

[@TUNNEL_VISION34]

Honestly this movie made me laugh so hard y’all I’m sorry it was not scary it was hilarious 6/10 and I have seen a lot of horror movies ( did anyone laugh when the old lady did, no just me okay)

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

"This is the hardest I've ever been" -Ezekiel Simms

[@alienmoosestudios]

BUWAHAHAHA 🤣🤪🦝👽🤪🤣 Thanks for your interpretation Mike...I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤪🤣🤣

[@jasonkeene9834]

Disappointed that even Tom Payne wasn't a plus for this movie. He was awesome as Jesus in The Walking Dead. But anyway, thanks for saving me and my wife some money, Mike! 😂

[@candidclimber5870]

Unhinged Mike is the best Mike

[@jasoncinema]

Mike, I’ve been a fan for so damn long, and THIS review had me laughing my ass off! 🤣 I have the Regal Unlimited plan where you pay $21/month and can see all the 2D movies you want; there’s just a slight upcharge for all the premium formats (except for RPX, their in-house version of IMAX, though they do also have IMAX, as well as ScreenX and 4DX). So yeah, I was seriously considering seeing “Dune: Part Two” and this soon, along with that new Kristen Stewart film “Love Lies Bleeding”. And even though I have Regal Unlimited, thank GOODNESS you’ve successfully dissuaded me from seeing this dumpster fire! Holy shit! I cannot believe that Jason Blum is just deciding to follow this sanitized horror template lately. It really is appalling. And not only is it appalling for the genre, I suspect this type of “horror” film is also drawing in the theatrical crowd that won’t get off their fucking smart phones or shut the fuck up during the movie - I’ve had that happen far too much with PG-13 horror over the years. Not a lot, but often enough that it boils my blood. Anyway, thanks again for being kick ass and helping me (and all of us groovy fuckers that dig the hell out of all that you and Jay do) avoid this trainwreck of a film. Keep being awesome and then some! 😃❤️

[@BernardoSaucedo-q5s]

Thanks for saving me some bucks and making me laugh dude 😂😂😂

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Happy to help!

[@adamhoffman762]

your reaction to this movie was me watching dance flick to comedy movies and juno when i was 16 in 07

[@bleetscube4460]

Whenever I watch a bad horror movie I compare it to the worst one I ever watched in my whole life (Open House on Netflix). Imaginary was still better. Solid 1/10.

[@rogermazuca4582]

Elias is like, ”One ring to rule them all...” 🤣

[@17samalex]

I love your reviews. my next door Neighbor who wa the Predator in Prey is the creature chancey in this. lol

[@chumbachump]

When you’re lashing out in anger; it turns me on. Searches for worst ranked horror film….can you review 2008’s ONE MISSED CALL shirtless for me, please? 😊thank you.

[@thrillrides1012]

Winnie the Pooh blood and honey it's starting to look like it's going to be the best horror movie of the year so far lol

[@AstoldbyNicole]

I’m convinced blumhouse hates us 😂

[@adamhoffman762]

it reminded me of my childhood don't look under the bed growing up in the 90's and 2000's

[@homegrownhomie4179]

That Dracula VHS behind Mike's head reminded me of the Cable Guy cover lol. I feel like Cable Guy needs a prequel or sequel.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

I wish!

[@MamaMia84oo7]

I never laughed so hard at a “horror movie” it was ridiculously funny. It’s a comedy.

[@frostbezrg6383]

God this movie deserved so much better. BlumHouse had a lot going for it especially with its runner ups and now is just falling back on their face. 🤦

[@_heresjohnny]

lol “Muhdamn Web” never gets old.

[@gizbot9366]

Night Swim wasn't that bad. I've seen way worse recently unfortunately. But he's right about Blumhouse and big thanks for the review as it saved me several hours of my life.

[@dontaetrowell5011]

This is why I’m hesitant & apprehensive about going to the movies now, especially about IPs I actually care about. It seems like movies are completely hit or miss over the last few years.

[@17samalex]

Betty Buckley From Carrie and Split and the Happening is the old lady lol

[@courtstuck6739]

This review was an emotional rollercoaster 😅

[@IKaishoI]

Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏 🙌

[@gblasz87]

I feel like going to taze myself in the balls just rented imaginary on VOD. I find it hard to believe this film could be in the vein as Night Swim. I would argue that’s not just worse of 2024 I might say even ever made.

[@gblasz87]

So I felt like I have a complete doodoo accident in my diaper after watching this film. I really think I would rather taze myself than watch it again.

[@Mortified_Penguin7]

Pillow pants Mcgee! Lmao

[@TheLegendaryMovieCritic]

Imaginary & Night Swim we are living in the rapid downfall of Blumhouse right now! Sucks for horror!

[@tylerjackson1806]

I had no hope when I saw that it was from the director of Fantasy Island and Truth or Dare.

[@TheMadLeprechaun]

Well if you want to know why some people like Imaginary, try watching some movies called Camp Slaughter (alternate title Camp Daze) and Pitchfork then come back to Imaginary.

[@oliviajohnson9674]

I actually liked the movie 🥲

[@DesiSJ]

Also, Tom Payne was Jesus in The Walking Dead...how the mighty have fallen.