Madame Web Review + Rant

[@DarkMayhem666]

The three Spider-Women don't even get their powers or their costumes. The trailers made you believe that the three girls were going to get their powers, their costumes, and kick the bad guy, but nope, they spend the entire movie running, they don't get their powers, and Madam Web kills the villain with a letter in a Pepsi sign. You see their costumes for literally one minute in a vision; they don't actually get their powers.

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

16:06 it’s the way you come up with these comparisons off the cuff lmao - and the uncontrollable laughter is hilarious

[@t_gomez661]

I love the part where norman Osborn shows up and says "it's goblin time " 💀😂

[@edboymovies]

Gorblin time!

[@deathbymazda]

It’s webbin time

[@DubExp]

Wait til Kraven comes out and kills someone. And says "That's so Kraven."

[@TheOneWhoLaughs101]

I could see the lady that directed this getting handed a fucking Star Wars project in the future 🙄

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Honestly you're not wrong lol

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

THANK YOU FOR SAYING YOUR PIECE INSTEAD OF GIVING THE STUDIO A PASS. 👀

[@RobertMere]

“He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died” HAS to be the best line of all time lol

[@DarkPhoenixSaga]

I heard the line wasn't in the movie.

[@delugesofgrandeur]

@@DarkPhoenixSaga It isn't, but her mom was with him researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died, so that's true.

[@DarkPhoenixSaga]

@@delugesofgrandeur lmao

[@billyjackoff]

I bet you Dakota Johnson thought this was a mainline Marvel movie and agreed to do it on that assumption.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Whatever the case she fired her agents afterwards lol

[@MarvinPowell1]

That's literally what happened. She even still thought she was part of "the MCU" even in SNL. She doesn't understand any of this, at all.

[@dinolover]

​@@MarvinPowell1 her cluelessness is adorable because you legit can't tell if she's fucking with you or not.

[@LemonPressProductions]

Mike... From Night Swim to this... I'm starting to feel concerned for your mental health 😂😂

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

I'm Mel Gibson running around the side of the house screaming "its time for an ass whooping!" in Signs

[@LemonPressProductions]

@@WeWatchedAMovie I'd say Night Swim had you like Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon... "Fine - you really wanna jump? I wanna jump! Let's jump!" So if this puts you at Mel Gibson from Signs... I'd say that's progress 😂😂

[@Madbro204]

Night swim was actually entertaining at least. The most generic movie I’ve ever seen, but this is not as bad as these movies

[@Raspy1111]

One of the funniest, and most chaotic reviews/rants ever 🤣 I love it! Mike kills it at these reviews, lol! He's so funny 😂

[@RedundantHuman-CandyBites]

I love how passionate you about this review. By the sounds of it, this is more passion given than anyone in the whole movie ever gives.🍿 🎥

[@spoiledoatmilk]

this is my first time watching your channel, and your mannerisms and delivery is the best thing ive discovered for myself this year😂 *instantly subscribes*

[@clintonkildepsteen3982]

Mike takin bullets so we dont have to

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

its my honor pal lol

[@WyattAtlee]

A minute in and I already love the "I don't think you can spoil anything in this movie" 🤣. I refuse to see this film lol. I have a lot of things I'd rather be doing with a couple of hours of my time. I'm so sorry that you had to go through this!

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Thanks dude! Its good for a laugh thats for sure!

[@TheKnight886]

This is straight up Hot Garbage Reminds me of Halley Berry 2000 cat woman movie!!

[@georgekalliampakos4206]

I do not think it is THAT horrible, but it comes pretty close, which says a lot about Sony. Also, if this movie fucking sucked this bad, imagine el muerto............

[@screamfan]

People who don't watch your reviews are missing OUT, big time. You never disappoint. 🤣

[@drewgold1]

His back must hurt carrying it all.

[@r4umediaentertainment831]

Best review ever. You had me laughing my ass off, and I’m sure this review is infinitely better than the movie itself. Also, before you mentioned allergies, I was basically looking and saying to myself, “Oh shit, this movie is so bad, the number of times he’s laughing at it has him tearing up.” 😂

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

Same thought about the laughter

[@WilsonCleveland2]

I’m dying. 😂 Madame Web may be this generation’s ‘Showgirls.’

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

lmao that's honest marketing "The Showgirls of the Spider-Man Universe"

[@TomoEriGoto]

At least Showgirls had tits and erotica, this movie has nothing.

[@kenXtripleI]

😂 Absolutely frightening

[@phil4986]

Wow. Perfect reference.

[@r4umediaentertainment831]

@@WeWatchedAMoviesounds like a title of a movie on the spice channel from the 90’s.

[@EthanTaylor1991]

Years go by and your videos still cause so much laughter and joy! Your voiceover to bag head jason running was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! 😂😂

[@RadCru1975]

Morbius you say? Well buckle up, buttercup.

[@cjpaterini3391]

Dude you have me cracking up. 😂 I saw this trailer when me and my dad went to go see the beekeeper and we didn’t think it looked good anyway so thanks for the proof

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

thank you!

[@Dubnot]

What a wonderful time to be alive... You have to keep one eye on a timer to say what you really want. Much love.

[@Tek-Knight5592]

This could possibly sweep next year's Razzies

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

100%

[@jocybunny]

Hilarious review! I laughed so much 😂 keep it up! ❤

[@thrashpuppy2010]

You have me sold on seeing this. I love a good unintentional comedy.

[@VanDutch87]

This could’ve been a billion dollar movie if they simply had Sydney Sweeney in a skimpy Spider-suit for most of the film.

[@MrMegatron85]

Dude! For real. So fucking hot

[@deathbymazda]

True. But then that would piss of the wokies. Hollywood values ideology over money now apparently.

[@DCeasedbrickbuilds]

This is a fair and accurate statement.

[@DubExp]

Tight suit, boob window. Easy money😂

[@OneAutumnLeaf420]

I’d love it if it was Emma Roberts tbh

[@Cutelatinguy2]

Like J said, they need to stop making movies about secondary background characters! Can't wait for "Alfred the Movie" to come out!

[@zachburrell3068]

They did try a TV show about him....

[@MrImastinker]

I just don’t get it. The Spider mythology is fascinating in the comics. And in the comics, the characters featured in this movie (Web, Ezekiel, the Spider-Women) are cool in their own right. …But they’re all designed to bounce off of, you know, *SPIDER-MAN.*

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

It's more "they'll lick up any shit we sell em" mentality from the studios.

[@kingshawukee]

Yea because the problem is the "Man" part in Spider-Man.

[@heinrubakema1337]

The review I've been waiting for all day.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

hey thanks!

[@benjaminlove7314]

Looks like my friends and i are going to get drunk as hell at our theater. Then watch the greatest comedy ever made. Thanks mike

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

enjoy my good man!

[@ChrisBeech-j4r]

my mate got bitten by a spider he didn't get super powers but sepsis had to have both legs amputated and can only get around by crawling we call him sliderman

[@lynziewithaz5491]

Times like this I miss Stuckmann’s Hilariosity Reviews. 😢

[@vikkiTV212]

I came here after watching stuckman not tell us it sucked for 16 min.

[@FranklinHicks-qs4gs]

Stockman is a pretensious prick

[@Erulin68]

The movie takes place in 2003. Any one that got on a plane in 2003... 2 years after 911, will tell you. She wouldn't have gotten on a plane without being arrested for kidnapping.

[@joshuah9109]

0:57. "I'll be full frontal male nudity honest." That's a new one (new to me at least), I might have to steal that line😏.

[@ChristianKrogh-Denmark]

I accidently stumbled upon this channel and this review. I just laughed my ass off 😂 Subbed! 🙏 “A goose!” 😂🤣 (If you know you know, lol)

[@guardianbeardizer6361]

I had a few mad at my post about how bad this movie is. Glad you agree that it's horrible. I watched The Room & Samurai Cop to be amused by something afterwards.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

I'm perplexed how anyone could say this is good ever

[@guardianbeardizer6361]

@@WeWatchedAMovie this movie to me is like if The Asylum managed to produce a movie in the MCU. I walked out of this movie feeling like the "God have mercy on your soul" guy after Billy Madison gave his speech

[@joshjacks2837]

Your describing of it was very similar to how I described it to my coworker. There were times when I stopped to cringe because I still couldn't believe it.

[@cakeboy227]

MaDamn Web!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

lmao

[@kenXtripleI]

It's Madamnin time 😂

[@cakeboy227]

@@kenXtripleI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@codyhathaway7715]

Mike, in order to beat your SAW trap you have to watch either this or night swim, what ya pickin?

[@istari2]

Hey! I found your channel a few weeks ago because I wasnt sure wether to watch Night Swim or not (In the end I didnt and I think that was a good decision) and I just wanted to say I love your movie rant videos. They are perfect to listen to in the background while I am playing a videogame. Keep up the good work!

[@FranklinHicks-qs4gs]

K y s n

[@drewgold1]

Agreed. He’s great at these styled videos

[@malloryreilly9618]

Can you please review The Crow reboot trailer when it drops!! Interested to hear your thoughts on Skarsgard's portrayal.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

1000% and well be talking about it in the livestream tonight too

[@malloryreilly9618]

Excellent! To say I am disappointed in the images is an understatement.

[@nightbreed16]

I have an idea maybe on the voice desync issue there may be a unrated version where it is the bad guy saying all kinds of cuss words that was cut out of the movie.

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

I'd not heard about this one, but I honestly didn't realize until near the end of this video that this was about a superhero movie. I thought you were discussing a low-budget horror film about spider people...this had money behind it? It sounded more like Kill Her Goats, but with one name actor in it. Wow.

[@TheStacyJamesShow]

Only time I’ll watch this is if I’m absolutely thrashed with other people, thank you for your service Mike !

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Thanks dude! We'll all watch it together on the patreon at some point

[@alan380]

How do these movies keep getting funded? Someone pays to make the movie, right? Someone approves the script, right? Someone hires the actors, right? Someone sees the rough cuts, right? Dailies? Anything? How do these movies keep getting green-lit?

[@danscrafting]

Mike, where did you get sweater at

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Vans!

[@danjacques77]

Your review made me buy tickets for this weekend 😂😂😂😂😂

[@iceicekodi6402]

directed by Chris Stuckman.

[@Tek-Knight5592]

Damn 😂

[@link12992]

Was going to go see this for the slim chance at catching Sidney Sweeneys warlocks again. Alas I’ll wait for her horror movie next month 😂

[@Xayjohns]

I'm 15 minutes in, and I am laughing so hard right now. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FatalJapan]

Is it the room bad?

[@LondonBrazilianDancers]

I absolutely LOVE your style. Youre so funny!

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Thank you so much!

[@BetweenThe3s]

The Dane Cook reference. *stands for applause*

[@GlennLundstrom]

Have you guys seen the trailer for Late Night with The Devil???

[@joshuah9109]

No.

[@_heresjohnny]

Great review Mike! Comic book movies have now become a parody of themselves lol.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Thank you!

[@bklynkat23]

I have no desire to go see it but I heard Morbius was better from a friend who did see it and that's saying a lot 😂

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Sheesh I may have to buckle and watch Morbius for the sheer insanity of it all

[@intheredcold9216]

That's Uncle Ben Parker to you!

[@danielmillward9947]

Why is he petes mom's bro now instead of his dad's bro

[@cakeboy227]

Heres $2 to rent an actually good movie

[@jamessimon3433]

Gonna sweep them razzies. Love the rant!

[@jamieowen4]

We need a mike and J drunk commentary

[@darthtinkerbell3736]

I can't even count how many times I have choked on my drink watching this xD

[@zackzaharko89]

At least Batman & Robin (‘97) had a charismatic Arnold saying horrible lines, this film just takes me back to early ‘00s superhero films

[@kenXtripleI]

i heard this movie that makes Morbius look like The Dark Knight

[@istartedajoke1704]

We're you typsie while filming this video mike? Lol just a question man ..I'm typsie right now I'm just asking.

[@HauntedHeme13]

When the 1st trailer came out I said I couldn't wait to see it on FB and ppl argued with me...I'm eating so much crow today

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Happens to the best of us my good man!

[@FrankJoeger]

I'm so happy I decided not to go see this movie, 1 because I knew down in my nether regions it was going to be bad and 2 it was so funny and awesome watching you explain this movie to me. You made my day dude! 👊

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Thanks so much Frank!

[@Kagey1v1]

This was hilarious! 😂 🙌🏾

[@Puphandleslam]

From now on whenever I think something is lame Im gonna call it "Walmart air"😂

[@Mokume7]

Describing something as " hot dog water " shitty is my favorite way to emphasize how terrible it is.

[@carlosr1176]

Mad-dame web would have looked better wearing a Vision Pro headset at the end than those red glasses.

[@nihilismistheonlyway4680]

Your cupcake analogy from walmart tells me you've been wronged. I have too my guy.... i have too. 😪

[@therecovery716]

This is pure comedy bro. Lol great rant

[@qtipmtg]

This is our children’s generations version of Tommy Wiseau’s The Room

[@vikkiTV212]

Thanks for a great review.

[@shaunfranklin2008]

Have you play mortal Kombat 1 and marvel Spider-Man 2 robocop rogue city

[@jennmoslek921]

Never heard of this movie & after hearing this rant, I'm kinda glad! Lol

[@Derp_Foxxo]

I loved the part in which the villain is defeated by Pepsi

[@sergeantb708]

at one point i was reading my popcorn bucket because i didnt care about what was happening.

[@n1kkmoviezz463]

Why is Sony making these movies ??

[@jtcustoms4297]

The Spider-girls in the movie are characters from the comics who are Spider-Man variants and their costumes are accurate from the comics but with some minor differences. The villains costume is cool though and the villain Ezekiel is a Spider-Man villain from the comics. One thing that is accurate is that Madame Web is blind like in the comics. I think the movie is set in 2003 and not the 90s. Also Isabela Merced who is one of the Spider-girls is playing Hawkgirl in Superman: Legacy. There is no post credit scenes in the movie so you did not miss much. Also the memes for the movie is gonna be great when it hits the internet. I know that Adam Scott and Emma Robert's are supposed to play Mr and Mrs Parker and I remember hearing rumors about that.

[@Jigsaw407]

The trailer was already one of the worst and most incoherent I've ever seen. I really didn't expect anything after that. Of course the will be some who claim again that people don't like it because of the female cast. No! The cast is fine, but a fine cast can't save bad direction, a terrible script and bad editing.

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

oh yeah it ain't the female cast one bit lol this was bad from the ground to the sky

[@aaronclick6388]

Apparently this movie exists because someone told Sony to “Tell me comic book movies are at an all-time low without telling me comic book movies are at an all-time low.”🤣

[@BobAdragna]

Loved your review...........

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Thank you!

[@DustyHurst]

Great vidoe mike 💯💥👊

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Thanks Dusty!

[@jesseaar9253]

I’m lowering my expectations as much as I can so I can somehow go thru the whole movie. I hope I kind of enjoy it in some way.

[@ValentinG23]

Madame Webb movie : you know, im something of a movie myself 😅😅

[@BuckBeakGaming]

A man this review was so funny it almost wants to make me watch it in person just to get a good laugh😂

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

Thank you and you will get some good laughs out of it there's no doubt about that!

[@anthonylakich1727]

Mike you should make Whooper No Oninon a thing/T Shirt

[@joepennacchia7325]

How could they think this movie would make money. So stupid

[@charlesmdrummer]

This will become a cult classic like The Happening

[@deathbymazda]

Markie Mark: Nooo. Nooo. 🫨

[@Crystals_lake119]

After hearing your review of this, i gotta see this movie lol

[@rainbowslushy223]

S. J. Clarkson is the director and it's her first movie.

[@Ross-y8c]

This review has convinced me to go and see this film that I previously had no interest in!!!

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

haha enjoy

[@roderick8167]

Are you saying this movie is worse than even Night Swim ? , because you ranted like hell on that movie Mike 😂

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

It truly is roderick. It truly is!

[@roderick8167]

@@WeWatchedAMovie oh Jesus this is a special kind of bad then lol

[@edsadler1039]

I feel like sony knows nobody cares about a spiderverse without a spiderman and they are determined to make a sinister six movie are just spitting out crap to introduce the 6 until they get the rights back from the mcu for spiderman

[@Erulin68]

Dakota Johnson fired her agent the very day the trailer dropped. Now if that wasn't pointing to her knowing this movie would bomb harder than the Enola Gay, I don't know what would be. 😁

[@Horstveratu]

The evil spiderman has no webs, so everything he does looks silly because all he can do is jump. He has to get a car to follow them at some point because he can't swing since He has no webs 🤣🤣🤣

[@danielmillward9947]

Peter can run faster than a car so why couldn't he just you know, run after em

[@Horstveratu]

@@danielmillward9947 well he doesnt he drives and jumps

[@zachburrell3068]

Best line... "We have no standards as a society." 😂😂😂😂😂 Game Over Man....Fuckin Game Over

[@MichaelParten1]

Oh God mike I'm so sorry you had to see this, I wish you didn't

[@WeWatchedAMovie]

I honestly enjoyed myself lol

[@SuperMarioMartinez]

Sorry for ruining my fun in live stream

[@davidsavage5630]

This movie makes me think of those Chinese bootleg knock off toys like that one that has the logo/font of RoboCop on the package but it says RobertCop instead but it's a Terminator toy with a visor and inexplicably colored like Spider-Man. Like that....but a movie..

[@kingshawukee]

I have a strong feeling thay your review of Madame Web is way better than the actual movie.

[@danielmunguia8341]

They LEGIT show you the part of the movie of the villian jumping from car to car and they give you a glimpse of what she can do. Turns out that was the only scene like that in the movie!!!! The craziest clickbait of all time wtffff