Imagine if Approaching Champion Cynthia was played at your wedding

[@Ciauhh]

"Grandpa! Grandpa! Whats wrong!?" "GARCHOMP! GARCHOMP! NOOOO"

[@ImARandomPerson54]

That’s me in 2050

[@AzureCrook]

There's A Garchomp and there's perfect IV / fully EV trained Cynthia's Garchomp 😂 it hits different

[@chaosboy0069]

Had a gurdevoir with the ability copy ability and a garchomp 3ith the rough skin ability both used against cynthia rough skin garchomp and won because of healing

[@jakk2631]

Bold to you to assume I'll have grandkids or even kids in general 😂

[@beerussama7093]

“Til death do us part.” Cynthia: “You first…”

[@XionGaming2912]

😂😂😂😂

[@THEMINDCASTLE]

YOU GOT ME

[@StellarDrag0n]

xD

[@SPARTANLuis067]

I'm getting Fromsoft boss vibes from that comment...and I'm loving it

[@Termina2018]

💀

[@ame-chan579]

"A videogame song cannot cause PTSD" The videogame song:

[@bdt2002gaming]

One-Winged Angel would like to know your location

[@nwithan12]

​@@bdt2002gamingthe guardian stalkers from breath of the wild

[@nwithan12]

@faithfulbrook dayum I didn't think I'd give someone PTSD

[@sergiocosta506]

Literally muffet from Undertale

[@nwithan12]

@@sergiocosta506 why would spider dance give you PTSD?

[@elliotthood1719]

“You cannot run from a trainer battle” I can fucking try

[@pox_pietru]

You can try but YOU CANNOT SUCCEED

[@ZaChemas]

EVERY SECOND YOU'RE NOT RUNNING I'M GETTING CLOSER - Garchomp, probably

[@remtorres7511]

cynthia: if af boi don't you know how fast I 'am *while riding her garchomp on land

[@ananousous]

_No chance for egress. Will this be a massacre?_

[@kannan07]

There is no trying,just give up on life that shark flies faster than jets

[@imcassidyromero]

*You cannot flee from the wedding* *You cannot flee from the wedding* *You cannot flee from the wedding*

[@XionGaming2912]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jinzo5956]

Underrated comment

[@nikodemoliniak4482]

Elon Musk work about chip in brain Meanwile hacker who put Cynthia theme in your brain:😈

[@nikodemoliniak4482]

Image Cynthia theme as alarm clock

[@hydrosphagus9672]

...... you CAN get out of the wedding, but it will cost you a couple of grands. Just like trainer battles 😂

[@erenercan1306]

The flower girl turns out to be her Roserade which locked all doors and windows💀

[@surprisedadrianlol]

and then the bestman transforms into Garchomp

[@skywardbound8017]

The limo turns into the melodic

[@katbird2699]

This one made me laugh

[@TheVeryShinyPokemon]

Out of the blue, the pedestal turns into a spiritomb. 😅

[@EulersIdentitysIntegralStaff]

​@@surprisedadrianlol Bridesmaid, her Garchomp is female-

[@boltblue5532]

"Before we exchange our vows.." "You must defeat me in battle"

[@GeneralDragon011]

No, that's gotta come after. The vows would lead into an epic monologue.

[@pspauloplayz4295]

I'll just die alone

[@lilpetz500]

​@@GeneralDragon011 "you've been brilliant to me these last few years, I've loved to see you become the wonderful partner...and competent trainer you are, we will have a final test of your strength noW GO SPIRITOMB!"

[@kordenlp8065]

I would do everything for Cynthia

[@YourPalKindred]

if my future S.O is into pokemon you better believe we're having a battle on our wedding day. i have a jolly garchomp that i've been feeding proteins 😈

[@slimewizard7350]

Old people and kids: what a lovely song. Adults: *trauma spiral*

[@primal9007]

OG D/P/P Players: *internally screaming*

[@Supersonicspyro]

​@@primal9007she was easy in diamond and pearl lol

[@JCardo2502]

I already have PTSD over this song

[@GM_rio]

​@@Supersonicspyroshe was aight

[@sonicfanrc]

​@@primal9007don't forget B,W,B2, W2 players as well.

[@treygavino]

Piano player uses Cynthia's theme. It's super effective. The bride and groom fainted from PTSD.

[@Ajdin_1103]

Her theme is how perish song sounds

[@salvadortoscano2534]

If I meet a couple who are into Pokemon, or I marry a girl who's into Pokemon, I'm slipping the score to the pianist.

[@aroacegoblinyt]

Therapist: So, what caused your panic attack this time? 60yo me, after being rushed to the hospital during my granddaughter’s wedding: Doc, you’re not gonna believe this…

[@that1worriedgengar]

Holy shit I wasn’t expecting that all 🤣 you dropped this 👑

[@acid7237]

be careful you might give the doc ptsd too

[@valentino7592]

Grandfather:The wedding played Cynthia's theme Therapist: *faints*

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@valentino7592 Giratina be checking under his bed for Cynthia

[@WatcherofVideosSometimes]

60 is an incredibly young age to have a granddaughter who's already getting married.

[@Tounsi-Prime]

then the wedding become a funeral

[@potato_goose4197]

When you get ptsd from your team being 1-shot by her garchomp be like

[@miguelramosjr9240]

"But weddings are already funerals with Cakes" Rick Sanchez

[@gauchecoronet22]

PTSD dragon

[@Violet_iris]

Funeral!?! Don’t you mean a massacre

[@jaye4157]

​@@miguelramosjr9240 your not wrong, though unless the wedding theme involves darker colors everything needs to change color scheme.

[@phithinbabi]

“You were challenged by Bride *Cynthia!* “ “Cynthia sends out Togekiss!” “Come on out Togekiss!”

[@reinielldeguzman70]

You may Togekiss the bride

[@Pixelusually]

Fake fan, we all know spiritomb gets sent out first

[@phithinbabi]

@@reinielldeguzman70 It’s supposed to be a marriage joke… Toge(kiss)

[@predaprime]

"Go Jolteon!" What should Jolteon do?

[@esaua.7455]

​@@phithinbabi We are perfectly aware

[@skeleshifter]

If I heard this at a wedding I’d start screaming and crying in flashbacks

[@Music-rq7kw]

Same.

[@jaye4157]

My first game was platinum, I remember struggling to get through the elite four just to fight cynthia, then struggling with spiritome. I think the first time I won I had only two members of my team standing and have never struggled with another champion after that. I wish I could experience all that for the first time again.

[@leondejesuscm4369]

@@jaye4157 have you fought voló yet?

[@tailsfan10]

I would absolutely start running

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@jaye4157 may I suggest volo or brilliant diamond and shinning pearl perfect IV COMPETITIVE Cynthia boss fight

[@spartanjeffrey9993]

Parents:🥰 Guests:😀 Your bro who plays pokemon:😰

[@cheeze588]

That is basically me and my brother

[@donellnorman9158]

Little bro: oh dear god. She found me

[@Starrupi]

how much for airpods? I NEED THEM NOW

[@deathmasterkrook7924]

When the pianist plays perish song

[@Swoompy_]

I'm that little bro fr

[@Vi0letR0gue]

*war flashbacks, everything is on fire, the dog has run away and your only path to safety is over legos*

[@raph8505]

either we get to marry Cynthia and this is her walk down the isle theme or she's crashing the wedding

[@HidronUltrix]

Honestly the first one sounds more terrifying, you just see her walk down the isle and her theme is playing on full blast☠️

[@dumpsockpuppet5619]

Plot twist, she's crashing her own wedding... We are no longer the Groom at the wedding, we are the deceased at the funeral

[@herosdiaz8757]

@@dumpsockpuppet5619 if she destroys you, yes.

[@ADragonFruit440]

“If anybody wishes to object speak now or forever hold your pe-“ *piano starts* “I object”

[@ChromaLuke]

It's both. She's the bride but she's also crashing her own party for whatever reason.

[@AliceNichy2013]

*immediately tries to leave the church*

[@Zora945]

You know what churches are here for as well?.... funerals

[@TovaMaster]

You can not run from a trainer battle

[@kentmichaelgalang686]

@@TovaMaster "they told me this was a wedding have i been lied to"

[@DSBOY33]

​@@kentmichaelgalang686calm down son no worries Usher Cynthia is here to help you💀

[@GingkaHagane43]

*"Why are the doors locked?"*

[@OneColdRepublican]

"you cannot run from battel, OR THIS MARRIAGE"

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

*resets game* H A H

[@Sonichero151]

​@@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse*game restarts with one single phrase* T I L D E A T H D O U S P A R T

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

@@Sonichero151 "You first"

[@OliverHyland-hi1gu]

It would've been better if this comment replaced the comma with an ellipsis.

[@yancostamoreira2264]

every trainer of gen 5 and gen 4: dear god she found me

[@CarrotCraft-vt9wl]

so true

[@levilouislaelsvideos]

And gen 8 because Bd/Sp and PLA

[@barbaramillicentroberts1253]

​​@@levilouislaelsvideosalso Sun /Moon and Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon

[@d73w80]

Cynthia is the reason you don't casually wander into random beach houses.... You never know which of them may contain *her*

[@Magicwaterz]

And Gen 7, she's in the Battle Tree

[@valentino7592]

guest:The groom is so handsome guest:The bride is so beautiful trainers:Why am I hearing low hp sound you can't run from a trainer battle

[@jaye4157]

Grandma: why are you so pale? Me: you do not know the horrors they have just unleashed.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@jaye4157 grandma “oh dear......you have no idea “ *lift a wig and mask revealing Cynthia*

[@jaye4157]

@@painvillegaming4119 I get that your trying to be funny and I don't want to be rude. But my grandma just died on Sunday. To anyone who has commented or will comment, I was close to my grandmother and having her pass suddenly didn't leave me in a good mental state. I apologize for being rude and I'm sorry if this sounds entitled but I imagine anyone else that just lost someone close to them will also have a bad reaction especially when my original comment was around a week or 2 before the comment that came only a few days after.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Oh

[@randomeguywhonotthereverse6635]

​@@jaye4157 how are random people on the internet gona know it

[@TealFirefox4387]

If I was at a wedding and Cynthia's pre fight theme kicked in, for the next few moments my fight or flight response would kick in, only to realize I can't run from a trainer battle.

[@Devious91]

Aww, I can imagine Cynthia casually walking into the Main Characters wedding with a present and her garchomp in a tux beside her

[@pizzahedz9317]

Lucario the priest.

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

@@pizzahedz9317"until death do you part"

[@Ycha_alpha]

​@@pizzahedz9317I'd go to that wedding

[@scarlightemperor3410]

I'd think her Garchomp would be in a somewhat dress. Since it's female

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

​@@scarlightemperor3410 You're telling me her bridesmaid is Garchomp oh that's metal as fuck

[@ethelturner5466]

Adults: 😊 Little kids: 🙂 People who played platinum: HOW DID SHE FIND ME!??

[@nikodemoliniak4482]

Plot twist she was married

[@los_dios]

I'm in the process of playing platinum and I just made it to the elite four. Do you have any tips for cynthia

[@abyanazmi9684]

​@@nikodemoliniak4482aka this is her wedding and she's your bride

[@juanmanuelsantamaria2223]

@@los_dios pray to god

[@jamie151-d9j]

@@los_dios how was it?

[@alvinderama3196]

Players who knew be like: "Oh sh*t! She's here?!" While panicking

[@MariahD16]

As a Cynthia cosplayer, I wish I would have thought to have this done at my wedding

[@georgetrevor2621]

Congrats on the marriage!

[@MariahD16]

@@georgetrevor2621 Thanks!!

[@gamerblackjacket]

You be giving all the gamers PTSD within seconds of your wedding

[@shirshobanerjee7751]

That’s why we carry ice cubes at all times

[@iceburgess461]

​@@MariahD16 ok

[@AndresHernandez-zw3ug]

Then a Garchomp wearing a dress walks in alongside the bride

[@StriderStarfall]

Cynthia's Garchomp gettin hitched!?

[@Iron8127]

Hey, who says a champion's pokemon can't find love?

[@lilpetz500]

​@@StriderStarfall Garchomp's the flower girl. Even though Roserade was the obvious choice, Garchomp just really wanted the role and Cynthia couldn't say no to that face

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

@@lilpetz500this is so cute

[@CT--6666]

*PTSD intensifies* “You cannot run from the wedding” Me: “fuuuuuuuuu-“

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

This is why we have 3 brides maids and 3 Grooms men. It's like a team of six pokemon and they can all die against cynthia lmao

[@mr.sgames5084]

No that IS Cynthia’s team

[@Spencer-F0x]

The three bridesmaid and groomsmen are Cynthia’s team. The groom is the trainer and the best man is his Pokémon; in order to marry the wife (Cynthia) he must win the battle

[@TheGardiner]

If Cynthia ever gets married, Garchomp is gonna be the maid of honor

[@LunaP1]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mr.sgames5084]

@@TheGardiner that would actually be really sweet

[@Morgan720-l4y]

Parents: 🥰 Guests: 😄 Siblings who play pokemon: "You cant run from a trainer battle" 😰

[@fogwzu1939]

The PFP is killing me lmao😭

[@Morgan720-l4y]

@@fogwzu1939 Wowzers 🥲

[@Mckirara-mc]

Help what is you're profile pic 💀

[@mymortarandpestle459]

Wowzers… your pfp scares me… 😭

[@Morgan720-l4y]

@@mymortarandpestle459 As it should 👹

[@los-lobos]

When Garchomp and the boys pull up

[@razorblade1567]

"i cant believe im at bros wedding, and i havent seen who the bride-" *piano music intensifies* "oh... oh no..."

[@TheAbsoluteMost4972]

XD I would fear in terror. I would wanna nope out of that wedding but you cannot run from a battle ;w;

[@edwardwilson7459]

Priest becomes a Garchomp

[@PopplioPowers]

@@edwardwilson7459THE FLOWER GIRL BECOMES CYNTHIA’S ROSERADE

[@perrycarters3113]

@@PopplioPowers The arch uncoils into Milotic The cake explodes as Togekiss escapes it The wedding ring turns out to be Spiritomb And Lucario bursts from underneath a table

[@candicebc1206]

You cant run, but you can hide.

[@stinky9675]

Groom: *seizes up in a panic attack due to childhood trauma*

[@PokePhan]

“Speak now or forever hold your peace” -Doors kick open and Cynthia’s theme plays

[@demopan4446]

I'm hearing her out to the end. Whatever she wants I'll give. I just want to live

[@alphabladelm2011]

Me: “Why does my wallet feel lighter?”

[@otasdobrovolskis1182]

😂

[@Sak23017]

💀

[@kaelthunderhoof5619]

Full restore goes brrr

[@NobodyEverExisted]

Romanian has been spotted!

[@aidenjohnson3212]

underrated comment😂

[@thephantomobserver69420]

Potion Spam: Initiated Revives: Deleted

[@thephantomobserver69420]

@@christianguillermolajara4514 Low HP Music: Activated

[@3D_Land_Enthusiast]

Fear: *SKY HIGH*

[@J.Blazer]

DS: Closed

[@IONATVS]

I literally call the revive-and-potion-spam-until-I-can-get-enough-breathing-room-to-get-a-stray-attack-in-or-they-start-using-struggle “The Cynthia Shuffle”

[@Iron8127]

Window: Broken Guests: Evacuated

[@Ambored-gy3qt]

I would start having a fucking panic attack right then and there.

[@kingparker42]

Parents: 😁 Guests🙂 Me: “WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC?!”

[@nikodemoliniak4482]

Plot twist Cynthia was married that's why her theme Play

[@lowcusyellow]

Imagine marrying someone named Cynthia and you tell the pianist to play this song when she walks in

[@2097Pyros]

Plot twist: IT WAS HER IDEA

[@Sonichero151]

Your best man and homies dip out of instinct.

[@melaniegamer2]

that would be AMAZING OMG

[@raddaradda8682]

This was literally my best friend. Tho he missed the opportunity to do this.

[@MercuryA2000]

​@@2097Pyros That's why she's the one!

[@the87thharrowmain21]

Can you imagine actually playing that without context and just watching roughly 10-15% of the attendees get super anxious for seemingly no reason

[@zandatsu07]

Cythia in the wedding ceremony: *GARCHOMP! BATTLE DANCE!*

[@user-fantasy20mk08]

It’s Dragon Dance, mate 😂

[@zandatsu07]

@@user-fantasy20mk08 You clearly not watching the animé, there's a few of episodes where Cynthia saying "Garchomp, battle dance!" when she's calling Garchomp for a Pokémon battle

[@tailsfan10]

Guests who don't know: 😁 Guests who do know: 💀 The man getting married; a trainer: 😨

[@universalroleplaystudios7767]

Oh boy....this is gonna be a massacre i hope you have the right team to beat her otherwise your dead.

[@SpideyfanX]

​@@universalroleplaystudios7767Nah it ain't the team the husband has to worry about. *Cynthia is a top.*

[@Red-32]

Oh boy.... I need bst updated

[@fourthmatchflame]

@@SpideyfanX you say that as if its a bad thing.

[@redbasher636]

YOU CANNOT RUN FROM A TRAINER BATTLE! -The Wife

[@redspartain227]

*Bride pulls out a pokeball* "So you've made it this far......"

[@drakeashtonmontefalco6603]

*Then it turns out Cynthia's your soon-to-be wife* 🗿🥵😈

[@ButterflyTema]

how to give any guests who know pokemon a heart attack:

[@GooseCartoons]

I was actually listening to this I forgot that I was you’re correct that it will give you a heart attack

[@thelightseeker94]

"What the hell is Spiritomb weak too?"

[@TheEnder515]

"Oh, buddy do I have a surprise for you..."

[@prestonestes1388]

Spiritomb was a boss because it was the second Pokémon with absolutely no weaknesses being Dark/Ghost. The first was Sableye, but Spiritomb is so much better. It had to be fixed in Gen VI with the introduction of fairy typing. It really made Cynthia terrifying to fight because it was actually hard to deal real damage to it.

[@xaviertova398]

fairy sadly

[@Livixic]

Fairy which wasn’t introduced till gen 6

[@Hunter_6430]

“No.”

[@somethingbanter]

Imagine a wedding in the Pokémon universe and when they look at each other on either end of the aisle they have a battle and it has a whole background and everything

[@ShortFuse333]

I'd genuinely be terrified. Just imagine you're gleefully waiting for the love of your life, then you hear boss music. Maybe it makes sense to have boss music

[@salvatore2453]

Cynthia: Ladies and Gentlemen, you've reunited here today to enjoy the bliss of this joyful day. *Sends out garchomp* Sorry, today you'll be just living your worst nightmare

[@mmmlasagna12]

Lucario destroyed my entire team with one move💀I spammed revives for garchomp until it just had poison left

[@comteqfr525]

​@@mmmlasagna12 I tried to figure out what spiritopb was weak to until I realised it wasn't doing much damages and set-up on him like an asshole. Surprisingly, the battle was MUCH smoother afterwards.

[@Waryfuls]

**You cannot run from a trainer battle** *"Oak's words echoed... There's a time and place for everything, but not now."*

[@Def4ult_404]

How to trigger PTSD on your wedding whit a piano

[@ShawnSarbacker]

All the Pokémon trainers start rocking back and forth, covering their ears and screaming

[@oryxthetakenking8275]

"MAKE IT STOPPP!!" they shout as they run around the hall in pain and ruin the wedding

[@ODBHero1]

This cutscene can not be skipped

[@7swordquanta459]

The priest/minister: Wait, I thought this was a wedding

[@VellFrost]

“You cannot run from a trainer battle”

[@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116]

The bride: Now is a funeral (changes to Cynthias clothes)

[@drakeashtonmontefalco6603]

​@@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116 *Coz the bride is me Cynthia* *evil laugh*

[@Rangel695]

Every trainer in that wedding has a sudden flashbacks that led to PTSD

[@maixma9483]

half the party over 20 starts seizing up from a ptsd attack

[@gavynsmith4555]

Wedding officiant: By the power invested in me, I now pronounce..... *hears Garchomp cry in the background* Me: (a wild Garchomp? Odd, they're usually not around this part of th......oh no). *Cynthia theme intensifies* Me: *trembling with fear while PTSD kicks in* Trainers at the wedding: WHO THE HELL INVITED HER?!!!

[@toonlinkssbb515]

Only for Steven's theme to over shadow Cynthia theme let's go

[@marvinkant5205]

​@@toonlinkssbb515That makes absolutely no sense.

[@arridueldes5638]

@@marvinkant5205 quite right, Cynthia would stomp steven, zero contest, ignore the toon link, he is young and foolish.

[@Pandachu123]

"Oh, thanks for coming, Mom!" *"MOM?!?!!"*

[@Iron8127]

Me: (oh arceus, help us...)

[@rangerslayer2260]

I'm traumatised by Cynthia's Lucario that wiped my entire team, but I'm more surprised "Approaching Cynthia" piano piece is actually possible to play. I thought the OG composer made it nearly impossible because of the tempo.

[@torre4102]

I mean it's a bit of a pain because of the left hand arpeggios but it's not that awful, it just requires a lot of practice

[@pro_crystal]

Cynthia's garchomp is the goat it's too powerfull it eats legendary Pokemons fkr lunch

[@JohtoMaster_Gold]

Her Milotic gets me every time

[@JamesBaldovino-v2d]

Cynthia and Volo are the hardest trainers i have ever fought and they’re related

[@trulyflawfull]

Now imagine your alarm in the morning played Cynthia’s theme…

[@doratonks9295]

So you wanna wake Up with a Heartattack? Why not

[@paxvaxen]

You are giving me ideas to actually wake up for my job

[@thelastace26]

I'm already doing that... One. Year. Straight. And. Beyond.

[@nikodemoliniak4482]

Did you want me wake up heart attack

[@Iron8127]

You will never be able to sleep again.

[@Mario17h1]

Groom: “Why do I feel threatened?”

[@hostiledodo1150]

Groom: "Why do I hear boss music?"

[@aaronjackson6130]

Cynthia getting married to purplecliffe be like

[@saumyatyagi6763]

Who is purplecliffe

[@Gonger529]

@@saumyatyagi6763 kzbin.info

[@Deadpool-ri3rq]

LMAOOOOO

[@infinity5722]

​@@saumyatyagi6763He's a PokeTuber that is really down bad for the PokeGirls

[@saumyatyagi6763]

@@infinity5722 how is it downbad for pokegirls? I am curious. I have seen pokemon nuzlockers but this looks new

[@shiyomatsu]

I'm traumatized by her garchomp💀

[@zeronovaz7663]

She's the reason I main garchomp.

[@s4v4gedragone43]

I’m traumatized by her ancestors.

[@shiyomatsu]

@@s4v4gedragone43 lol

[@thebemoman5003]

and thats why you don't give a fucking insane gible for a starter

[@LuizEduardoRocha-j3d]

Who's not

[@waylon2125]

How to put childhood trauma on every kid invited

[@YormanGina]

It's all fun and games until the bride comes in looking like Cynthia

[@michaeldaniels642]

This starts playing. Me: You'll never take me alive. (Dives out the window)

[@brokenshadow549080]

Can't run from a trainer battle.

[@theicetypesnivy6983]

Cynthia expected this maneuver and stationed garchomp outside said window to yeet you back inside.

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@theicetypesnivy6983 Good thing I had my trusty insert Pokemon that knows Teleport ready to use Teleport as soon as I exited the window

[@theicetypesnivy6983]

@@michaeldaniels642 Garchomp is within fighting range and has likely already arrived before you the instant you breached the window, which confirms the initiation of the battle. Your teleport mon is promptly swapped out for another pokemon in your party, or should you have been foolish enough to have only brought the singular pokemon, the move simply fails. The battle has commenced. What shall you do?

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@theicetypesnivy6983use the teleport swap for my Ice Beam Pokemon and immediately use Ice Beam

[@RllySleepyDaron]

*You cannot run from a wedding.* *You cannot run from a wedding.* FUUUUUUU-

[@UniTheNstall]

I unironically want this on my wedding if i ever have one.

[@satsukiria]

When the pianist is the ex HAHAHAHAHAAA

[@Not_interestEd-]

YOU CANNOT RUN FROM A TRAINER BATTLE

[@Wooper_Gaming50]

I legitimately get chills and shaken up hearing her theme

[@jorgegonzalezavila9376]

*Priest:* You may now kiss the bride... and get that Floatzel off of the pianist. *Me:* _about to decorate the wedding hall in Lusamine's style_

[@randomperson6418]

I popped a massive grin hearing that Cynthia theme I need this played at my wedding one day

[@christelleroderick524]

The groom: *tries to escape * *you can not escape this battle 😂

[@tehjefey]

If I don't hear this at someone's wedding. They're catching a swift smack on the back of the head.

[@Bugdoll]

Same here

[@lorenzomabalos9851]

Imagine if you are getting married to Cynthia and the only way she says "Yes I do" in the exchange of vows is to beat her in a Pokemon battle in the Church. If you lose, kiss your marriage goodbye and prepare to end up in a bodybag.

[@Samantha517]

Dude that would suck so much but be absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@Zero2008-ov6xd]

Ironically enough i beated her first try

[@kaizoisevil]

Better idea: whoever wins keeps their last name.

[@ImmaChiaotzu1]

Dread it, Run from it, Cynthia arrives all the same.

[@asakayosapro]

Sana with her MAXXED OUT Togekiss: *”Oh, it’s just another one-sided beatdown sweep playthrough stream on a regular Tuesday.”*

[@redflaregoober]

Parents and guests:😊 Me: why do i hear boss music

[@JCardo2502]

Cynthia: because this is no longer a wedding, this is a funeral, yours

[@anso3886]

The little brother who has played og diamond and pearl: All I can say is “good luck bro”

[@AkuFexin]

Imagine you're the husband and didn't knew about that and are like "Why am I hearing childhood trauma?"

[@sothisthebeginning]

The way I'd turn and try to bolt out of that venue like "NOT TODAY, GIRATINA!!!"

[@yorelyoung6407]

Normal person: what a beautiful melody. Pokemon trainers: WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC!??!

[@maybe4549]

"Let's settle this, here and now... sweetie."

[@cool-600]

I HAVE GOD HIMSELF *sends out arceus*

[@maybe4549]

@@cool-600 *Laughs in level 100 Bidoof*

[@cool-600]

@@maybe4549 hmmm so this is how u wanna do this..... I SEND OUT MAGICKARP

[@maybe4549]

@@cool-600 *shiny level 100 bidoof*

[@cool-600]

@@maybe4549 oh noe magickarp use splash!

[@kwizzeh]

Cynthia better be comin down that aisle then.

[@zavodila9279]

Play this theme at any place with a large amount of people and see who's fight or flight instincts kick in

[@shirakotakamotogd]

How to make yelling fire in a crowded theater legal? Just hack the P:A system and see how many people run out 😂

[@romboys36]

The best part is when they realize they can't run from a trainer battle😂😂😂😂

[@Luminus_Illust]

"You can't run from your bride"

[@Merp2137]

Pianist at Wedding: plays this The trainers in the crowd having sudden ptsd:

[@luigimassa3200]

The groom was trying to flee. But can't escape trainer's battles

[@stefanbrouwer459]

Perfect way to start a wedding when you hear that music. Gives you nightmares straight away xD

[@MrWasGehtSieDasAn01]

Guests: This sounds great, what is this song called? Me: STOP THE BEEPING USE REVIVE USE HYPER POTION

[@errornekochara]

when your ex shows up to ruin it:

[@caramelapple5022]

Whoever has Cynthia as their ex has made a grave mistake

[@LavenderLiv]

@@caramelapple5022on god

[@Delilah_the_dragon]

Given the kind of person my ex is and the kind of woman I'm attracted to My Bride would absolutely ANNIHILATE my ex like if you accidentally encountered Cynthia on route 1 as a new player

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@caramelapple5022 his ex*

[@Rubywing4]

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v You seem to assume women would not attempt to date Cynthia as well.

[@Lt._Nut]

If this played at my wedding I would legitimately get scared and completely freeze up lmao

[@WolfieHeartArts24]

POV: Your getting married with Champion Cynthia

[@nikodemoliniak4482]

Every Cynthia simps: best day ever

[@valentds]

@@nikodemoliniak4482 cynthia simps literally love getting their balls crushed

[@Burnt_Enchilada]

Shit her garchomp is gon get us

[@absoutezeo2126]

The big smile absolutely enriches this.

[@DatCartoonistGuy]

Cue me jumping out the window alongside my bride, eloping as we scream in fear.

[@yaboi779]

PTSD from that fight hit me like a goddamn semi truck

[@Dusty_Boi_123]

Am I the only one who beat her on my first try with my team of infernape, Luxray, quagsire, Garadose, Lucario

[@MaticJ29]

Shit I gotta make this happen

[@MaticJ29]

Also what if Gohan's Anger was played at a wedding? 👀

[@epicowen564]

I am making it happen

[@Starrupi]

I rather get rickrolled than this into my ears

[@moustacheskeleton3808]

"Honey, what's with the black dress? This isn't a funeral-"

[@comradesdoggo]

When you meet cynthia, that's when you know you f*cked up

[@ryuuronin9852]

I'm convinced Cynthia would have this play at her own wedding

[@RiderEvermore]

Bruh if i was the groom i'd be having a panic fucking attack.

[@zisanzero4052]

"Now you can't run away from this marriage" 💀