Imagine Pokemon Without Normies! What would they be instead? | Gnoggin

[@dead1097]

"Have you ever tried to punch a bird?" Questions I didn't think I would have to answer this early in the morning.

[@THEO00900]

"The early human punches the bird"

[@techngamin]

MandJTV asked it years ago

[@original9218]

FrozenTwoDeath no, but I did try to get a bird we’re with water and then try to throw a rock a it........................I was 4

[@yangwen-li5881]

That's because he stole the joke from an AwkwardZombie comic 👀

[@gabrielandino8738]

What about an ostrich

[@Just5omeGuy]

“It has become one with the ground” Gigantamax snorlax: “he knows too much”

[@mr.mcknight9536]

Ok funny

[@hiraeth7877]

Im confused why he didnt suggest psychic for Snorlax. After all most sleep-based Pokemon such as Hypno, Musharna, Sigilyph, Alakazam are Psychic

[@Steven-gl5jn]

@@hiraeth7877 true

[@baronbrisiux3100]

@@hiraeth7877 but they have psichic powers. If we talk about sleeping even slakoth and slaking can be psichic type

[@hiraeth7877]

@@baronbrisiux3100 *psychic

[@BlackCerberus]

"I dunno man, it's a dog!" And Lockstin finally understands WHY NORMAL TYPE EXISTS.

[@glanni]

Agree, but the Normal type still kinda sucks I don't use a lot of the solo type Normal Pokemon just because they're not resisting anything, even though I like them and would love to get to know them better...

[@PrideBornAmadi]

Ground! Because dogs like to dig!

[@NeraizeI]

@@glanni GHOST. TYPE.

[@glanni]

@@NeraizeI they're immune to each other, but that's not what RESISTANCE means. Aka 'not very effective'

[@loveruwi]

@@glanni well they are more offensive rather than defensive so those resistance doesn't matter much unless your name is chansey

[@Xx_STRHMN_xX]

“Have you ever tried to punch a bird?” Yes. That pigeon had no chance.

[@schmingerfly6436]

Also yes, my chicken should have stopped trying to bite the hand that is feeding it. Especially while that hand is in the process of feeding it.

[@fireball111121]

My friend back in highschool tried to punch a pidgeon for like a year and failed every time. When he finally got one he bragged about it for the rest of highschool

[@Dispencerhere]

I bet he dodged as soon as it heared you

[@cliforddadoge3083]

LOL

[@silvertheelf]

Try punching it when it’s flying.

[@arditameti5118]

Normal type: Gets removed Electric type pokemon: *Why do i hear boss music?*

[@mioribonucleicacid]

"Imagine Pokemon without Normies!" Arceus: *Fades away.*

[@Haispawner]

He has Plates you fool, he can become any type, without plates he's Normal type.

[@justafan5437]

Displates

[@djt08031996]

Arceus is the only pokemon I'd advocate becoming ??? type if game freak ever did away with normal types

[@eyeplayminecraft2551]

Press x to doubt

[@Iramico]

@@luizabianco Neitzche is dead

[@ZXNovaBoom]

Ditto being Psychic would also strengthen the theory that it's a failed experiment of Mewtwo

[@ncduskrose]

Oooooooooh that is a nice idea

[@mrevilducky]

More like failed experiment of Mew. Smaller shape and Mew can even learn Transform which Mewtwo cannot learn.

[@propheinx2250]

Ditto was a more successful Mew clone than Mewtwo.

[@YourDeath1994]

@@mrevilducky in red/blue/yellow/pick your remake on cinnibar island there are alot of notes, stating that scientists (rockets, since they created Mewtwo) found mew DNA, tried to clone and weaponize it. So yes, they are failed Mewtwo clones, since they never really planned on recreating mew in the first place. Maybe the dittos were the experiments closer to mew before they changed more and more to create a weapon :) ... If I missed something I'm open for corrections tho :)

[@roaringthunder115]

Nice idea

[@darklordofsword]

Smeargle would be Dark, because it steals the techniques/"artwork" of others.

[@TheMalikp1]

Not a bad idea

[@Joe_334]

What if it were dark for having its hidden ability, Moody. Problem is, it's hard to come by. I only got one that was a shiny from IT'SK33N.TV from GTS.

[@boocrimson7720]

See I'd go ghost or fairy or psychic cause it has those magic mirror mimicing type quallities but with art. I arguably like your dark typing better maybe it could be dark fairy dark for it's mischief and copying and in all basic theft etc. And fairy for it's kinda magical quallity in that way. It's spritely and artsy and "cute" with magical quallities to it so it works as fairy but I kinda like Fairy/Dark for it

[@PKmaster12]

I’d say psychic or fairy because it makes its drawings come to life

[@Joe_334]

@@boocrimson7720 with so many options, It would be hard to choose XD. I remember back when Smeargle seemed useless. Just some random encounter on a route in johto. I forgot where. I didn't think to teach it transform until Heartgold. Thought it was a joke.

[@CreamFraiche]

The "???" type already exists and in gen 4 they even gave Arceus a sprite for that type. I guess nothing would resist it and nothing would be weak to it, it'd just be neutral to everything

[@wildstarfish3786]

it stopped existing in gen 5 though

[@potassiumtheif5857]

Daniel Venables thanks

[@dynamite4056]

@@wildstarfish3786 Actually it still exists, it's just via very obscure methods and the only way to become typeless is a pure fire type using burn up which removes your fire type

[@wildstarfish3786]

@@dynamite4056 that's not the same thing

[@Termina_]

And the move curse was ??? type so it actually has been in the game and not just as an unused sprite

[@francisduarte8120]

3:13 Listen after playing Sword and Shield and having chased my ass all over the wild area by the friggin Tyroge you guys have NO IDEA how satisfying was to see Pidgeotto do that. Like foreal I laugh hysterically when I see it lol

[@philipscdi2029]

0:59 Please tell me he didn't place Loppunny like that on purpose

[@kingdomheartsfan3002]

Oh OOOOHHHHHHH NOOOOO!

[@saikanzen1762]

I had the same exact thoughts.

[@kactyys]

Was about to say the same thing

[@whenthe8512]

He's tryna be non kid friendly

[@gameb9oy]

It was either him, one of the people who helps edit his videos, or combination of both answers

[@ianthroboraptor7448]

"Have you ever tried to punch a bird?" Yes. Don't ask the story, just yes.

[@midasmagnezone4282]

so, was it super-effective or not very effective or...?

[@theillusionist1494]

No story required, but... did you succeed?

[@michellebautista6625]

Did it resist?

[@roguegen5536]

Im guessing the goose won.

[@ianthroboraptor7448]

I did punch a bird, a common pidgeon. It was not very effective, yes it resisted cuz it gave me a cut in one hand. Just a dumb dude fighting a pidgeon bare-handed in college campus

[@Lunar_Leit]

*Snorlax* Me: "it's obviously dark, you already used deadly sins has an explanation for the dark typing" Lockstin: "Snorlax is steel" Me: "what??"

[@r.nlawbreaker1601]

And dubwool as steel? what dubwool should be fighting

[@JohnSmith12648]

Snorlax should be ground it’s reaistant to poison

[@annie7381]

Maybe Snorlax has *guts of steel*

[@jansomski8980]

have you heard of so called "jokes"

[@Lunar_Leit]

@@jansomski8980 have you heard of "portrait photos"?

[@ailingstar8856]

Stantler have hypnotic abilities, so they'd probably be psychic.

[@_george_jorge2067]

Exactly my thoughts. I still can't get it why it's not a normal psychic type like girafarig.

[@hunterbeaune7626]

Agreed

[@gemaadi3053]

and watchog

[@hypertech116]

I have a side that likes animals being awkward and happy as hell and a side that marks brutal revenge as humor

[@Eyedonutno]

Stantler sucks, so it doesn’t deserve it.

[@utubeiskaren7796]

Dang steel-type wooloo fits so well. I expected you to say something like, “uhh… fighting type because they tackle things a lot? And dubwool looks like it would like to fight you?” But no that’s stupid, STEEL TYPE works so well, good job Gnog

[@shadenox8164]

Except it doesn't help with the falling off cliff things, because you need something soft to cushion the fall. Steel would just mean they get crushed.

[@JaviKoopa]

That “tornado” castform you mentioned is actually the snowy form and it’s ice type.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

I'm sure he'd mixed it up with Tornadus. Castform is so frequently overlooked that I feel bad for the poor thing. Also has questionable round parts on its body, so everybody makes fun of it for that too.

[@michaelkowal3230]

Speaking of castform, why is there no sandstorm form, the region it's introduced in has an area that's a desert constantly ravaged by a sandstorm

[@Marianoejar]

Technically a sandstorm is not weather by definition

[@runningoncylinders3829]

@@Marianoejar What makes a water, wind, or snow storm "weather" then? Are you saying sandstorms are unnatural like fire storms? Cause news flash: sandstorms exist.

[@jillum89]

@@runningoncylinders3829 Well, at least water and snow comes from above, from clouds, and sand doesn't. The difference between things coming from above, and things being hurled up from the ground. I remember being at a festival where a strong storm ripped many of the tents up and they were flying around. Tents aren't weather-things either, just because storms have hurled them from the ground up in the air. Sure, it was a phenomenon that happened. But it was just a storm, lifting something up. Tents, sand, whatever. And now that I've written that, I don't know what to do with it, because I just realized that water evaporates and "comes up" too. Soooo... :)

[@oxeunlimited9201]

Remember when Gnoggin was a theory channel and made jokes about becoming a Pokémon channel

[@denovation4924]

He also uses a lot of... interesting images.

[@fluffydestroyer5482]

@@denovation4924 very interesting images.

[@shtmcbrains7303]

Yes xD, how many years ago was that? Most of us where watching him doing a slow transition figuring out what he REALLY wants his channel to be about while enjoying his work :D

[@deez2037]

He became a normie himself

[@deez2037]

@@denovation4924 Just like the new “normie” would lol

[@Hnui03]

Is anyone gonna talk about how Indeedee is JUST Galarian Audino? A. Still Normal type B. Share the sameish name pun C. Have similar designs D. Both have feelers or some other strong sense to tell emotion and ones well being

[@worldofcyn]

i literally said this to myself yesterday

[@thomashalsted1888]

Yeah… I can see that.

[@lukaastraearose5227]

i was very offput seeing indeedee and seeing it isnt a galarian audino. theyre both round and good boys.. but indeedee is a very interesting pokemon, even though i dont have one u _ u its cute how they added a cute butler/maid pokemon tho.

[@kimlynch6681]

more REASONS e.both kwhie DE SUE

[@Saturn.argo.]

Indeedee is the offspring of Audino and Meowstic

[@matthewhamilton2913]

1:00 casually gets lapdance from Lopunny

[@jacobtorres3730]

....oh my god stop

[@ondrahastaba8180]

I am so glad that I am not the only one who saw that

[@azizehc2]

Yeah I saw that one too lmao

[@yang_distributions8891]

Oh god--

[@CosmicNova87]

I thought the same thing lol

[@pokedactyl]

This made me realize how important normal type is

[@grimer1746]

2 things: 1. Do this with moves maybe? 2. Are we going to talk about how Stantler should probably be psychic?

[@munafruit]

was gona comment about stantler being psychic!

[@jurassicshinobi]

same with noctowl, it is full of psychic power and uses it

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

@@jurassicshinobi I know when I first started playing the game I saw hoothoots design and thought it was going to evolve into a Flying Phycic type.

[@leuphorie5765]

Why?????????????????

[@psycologo121]

I feel stantler would be psychic type. It's pokedex entries go on about its illusions abilities and it learns psychic moves

[@maurogentile7669]

I agree

[@nategwright]

I thought it should be Ghost

[@clearfox7164]

They made a normal-psychic type evolution called wyrdeer for Stantler

[@KingRumar]

@@clearfox7164 you're responding to comments from 2 years ago. 🤫

[@yoshifan2334]

Wow, he found the one singular diives artwork that doesn’t fall under the “demonetization bait” category

[@Grytes]

aahh, I see you too also knows what diives makes

[@unnamedkidn.5944]

honestly didn’t think it could be done,

[@Joojishere34]

I figured that would he here

[@gabriellavedier9650]

A man of culture, I see

[@HellishSpoon]

And still L e g s.

[@mashinganz]

_"Have you ever tried to punch a bird?"_ If chickens count, *Y E S* .

[@CrimsonWolf_VT2]

lol but thats normal type

[@skuller5553]

@@CrimsonWolf_VT2 well, chickens are better at flying than ostriches. If doduo and dodrio are flying types I guess a chicken would be too.

[@BramLastname]

@@CrimsonWolf_VT2 chickens can fly tho, The only reason they usually don't is because they're in a pen and often heavier than they'd be in the wild.

[@sand747]

@@skuller5553 doduo is a dodo

[@t.r.gaming5577]

15:08 Oh, oh, oh! He forgot the Pokémon Girafarig! It’s also Psychic/Normal!

[@spark9372]

he did the same with deerling but deerling also has a dual typing so in all honesty they are just the second type

[@iamweirdok3790]

@@spark9372 Personally for eachb form it has different typing. Sping is grass, Summer is fire, Fall is flying i guess??? Because Fall is windy??? And Winter is ice.

[@_george_jorge2067]

And oranguru too!

[@SM-be5dh]

Fall would be ghost

[@BramLastname]

He said at the start that all dual types would lose their normal typing.

[@catoticneutral]

Lockstin: _*casually yeets furry art everywhere while editing_

[@caleblewis8169]

Just to get away from COPPA

[@justalonelypachirisu8598]

he had some weird midnight lycanroc art while talking about obstagoon

[@asti5052]

1:08 what is he doing to that pokemon under the table l???

[@JaketheEmpoleon]

UwU

[@hakun0695]

@@asti5052 ikr,what's he doing with that lopunny

[@Al.j.Vasquez]

"Have you ever tried to punch a bird?" No, but one day i was riding my motorcycle on a rural area, and a raven that was standing on the ground lifted off and started to fly , with such a bad luck that it hit my right fist as i was passing by, so i didn't try to punch a bird, but i punched a bird at mid flight.

[@antimanti4666]

wtf

[@meadnex331]

I don't believe you but that's not the weirdest thing to believe

[@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8]

Critical hit!

[@Mattno.777]

"Its Super Effective!"

[@sethmichel6138]

This sounds so fake and real at the same time

[@wildstarfish3786]

Lockstin: *doesn't put Kangaskhan in the fighting group* Me: *Confused Screaming*

[@rizqp9398]

I never got the reasoning for it being a fighting type. Ground always seem to make much more sense

[@cassandrafiscus9192]

Kangaroos are known for being a nightmare to fight.

[@aryacoolii8372]

Fighting and Ground, embrace the power of and

[@Sacred_Fox]

literally all of kangaskhan's battle with golisopod during the alolan league: "use focus punch"

[@bailingfromthecart6838]

"I guess I could also see fairy type, because they love food and are pink. That's a very good reason to make a Pokemon fairy." GameFreak: *nervous laughter*

[@JackHallowLantern]

I feel like a "null" type could still exist, it would just be equally affected by every type and, therefore, also equally affect every other type. It isn't weak to anything, but it also isn't superaffective against anything...

[@JazzyWaffles]

"Exactly a punk I suppose" >Sexy Lycanroc I'm still not convinced Lockstin doesn't get these images from his personal collection.

[@justalonelypachirisu8598]

he has lucario and zeraora art too

[@osmacar5331]

The internet is a corruptive place, I've seen porn that no man or woman should, you don't need a collection, just a quick search with safe off

[@thatlatiasuser]

Imma wait when lockstin pulls out a its from a friend

[@BramLastname]

@@osmacar5331 isn't safe search the feature you'd use to block sites?

[@BramLastname]

@@Chaos_ki2 furaffinity, Why do you ask?

[@Fomortiis100]

"Normal types are weak" Tell that to my Trick Room Belly Drum Snorlax

[@KryocorruptEian]

What if there was a speed type that normal type is super effective I mean slow and steady wins the race meeting normal beats speed by a long shot

[@KryocorruptEian]

Speed type happens when the Pokémon actually gains new moves I also edited healing and tech type

[@KryocorruptEian]

Siper Don’t call me stupid and basically I believe a normal type being affective against another typing would be genius have you read the tortoise and the hare the tortoise actually need the race normally while the hair was just bragging around basically slow and steady wins the race your name on this lower the speed test taking pack a punch and speed type Pokémon

[@KryocorruptEian]

Siper Basically if it’s normal it’s just basic physical normal Teach them speed type the basics

[@KryocorruptEian]

Lee McDonald Do you think we speed decreases electric as well because electricity is away and we all know that nothing is faster than light

[@KOTK11]

“Tornado form” Fire, water, and ice forms Useless? Flying Fire flying Water flying Ice Flying

[@THATotherGUY415]

Wait; we've been here before

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

I am offended by the notion of a "Tornado Form".

[@MagnakayViolet]

Tornado form could be Electric/Flying or Dark/Flying. *watches the movie Twister*

[@boocrimson7720]

What about um that ya know sandstorm form we never got? -.-

[@mauricioarriaga1564]

@@elysahatestostudy9364 I love Lockstin, but it physically hurts me how he doesn't know some Pokémon basics

[@zeepaladin9601]

I'd say you could make Eevee a Rock type It evolves with stones and all and already has some pretty good Rock colors

[@Dustifer]

Sadly, Rock is often forgotten. But yes that would be a cool one!

[@PokeTaleG]

Smeargle: Poison (Paint is dangerous to consume. Ursaring: Fairy/Dark (It’s hostile because of its parental ways.)

[@sylviadailey9126]

The Smeargle part makes a whole lot of sense. It tends to be used for support due to its diverse move pool and weak states. Poison is one of the best types for support. Grass and ghost work well too. So Smeargle fits poison in terms of both the battle role and the toxicity of paint.

[@adam.n-steve]

Fairy/Dark Ursaring makes perfect sense from the Erza stars to the fact that Bears especially mama bears are just guardians for their babies like how fairies and nymphs are guardians for the forests and nature and those how destroys or harm them will be punished. Most bear attacks are caused by people going to their terrirtories or worse, tourists actively going near to the bears and Dark type, will bear attacks don't usually end well both for the human and the bearS (yes, including the child) as the human will be scared for life if not, be dead and the bear family? Well, they'll be killed off by park rangers usually.

[@adam.n-steve]

Teddursa should be mono fairy because it's a teddy bear and it represents the innocence of a child.

[@adam.n-steve]

@@sylviadailey9126 Ground also works since it's a dog lol.

[@ajax0fspartax637]

9:02 “it’s tornado form” um, it doesn’t have a tornado form. That is it’s hailstorm form and it’s an ice type.

[@Gnoggin]

You can tell I've never used a castform.

[@leopardbunny]

@@Gnoggin Water or Flying would've worked, and could even carry over to the other forms.

[@osmacar5331]

@@Gnoggin lockstin used mistake, it's super effective, Pokémon community face palmed so hard it fainted XD

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

​@@Gnoggin bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Castform_(Pok%C3%A9mon) *During hail, it is in S N O W Y F OR M and is an I C E T Y P E.*

[@auratepes]

In an alternate universe, Lockstin is discussing why a standard type to categorize bland/simple pokémon, with typings that don't make sense, doesn't exist and *should* exist

[@mioribonucleicacid]

Noggin: Have you ever tried to punch a bird!? Also Noggin at 2:38: *Punches Hoothoot.*

[@jorelgooco2775]

***WHEEZE***

[@SogekingFirebirdStar]

Poison/Fairy Lickitung and Lickilicky would be incredible regional variants. I also feel like you could add Psychic onto Komala since it's basically sleepwalking, acting out its dreams, the Drowzee and Munna lines are all about sleep and dreams and they're Psychic. So, Grass/Psychic Komala.

[@Pokemichael]

Personally I’d say type: null, silvally, arceus, ditto, and eevee should be typeless if normal type was removed

[@mousealchemist]

Punches hoothoot to send it flying. Falcon Punch is super effective.

[@angrybrony]

you mean owl punch.

[@blaster.m1943]

"Imagine pokemon without normies!" *Charizard Fans: fade away*

[@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26]

What do normies gotta do with 'Zard? Don't get it...

[@megalodon11x23]

@@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26 There are 2 types of normies, you and the type

[@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26]

@@megalodon11x23 Calling me a normie? That's cute...

[@yourenotperfect.9493]

@@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26 Kids who think their Charizard is super strong unbeatable sweeping beast just because it's massively overleveled compared to every in-game trainer. Also fills 3/4 of those moves with fire moves.

[@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26]

@@megalodon11x23 It's even more amusing that you called me a normie since 1. Zard is definitely overrated, Rhydon eats him for lunch and 2. I'll bet you don't have Yellow Version. =P

[@MistaOppritunity]

"Honestly I'm not really sure why Blissey isn't a fairy type already." BECAUSE DEAR GOD NO, LOCKSTIN. Blissey would be completely overpowered as a fairy type.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

It's almost a pure wall though. With only one weakness becoming two with heavy hitters like Heavy Slam, Meteor Mash, Cross Poison, Gunk Shot, Iron Tail, Iron Head, Poison Jab, etc in the game I struggle to see how it'd be even slightly stronger than it already is.

[@MistaOppritunity]

@@runningoncylinders3829 because being resistant to fighting, dark, and bug, and being immune to dragon, IMO would make it a better wall than being immune to ghost type. Sure steel and poison are a thing, but wall breakers are... less common among them.

[@bookswithbek2702]

Sweet scent x3 fissure

[@countkingpen]

Stantler literally has dex entries and anime episodes about its hypnotic powers, so psychic not ground. Snorlax should absolutely be dark, and then potentially either fighting, steel, or poison maybe. But definitely dark: gluttony, sloth, wrath, and greed. They are Always hungry/eating, or sleeping. When awoken or hungry, it’s always angry and attacks things, and it always wants more food and other sorta edible things. Also, then it would still be weak to fighting if MonoDark, or even Dark/Fighting. Dark/Steel would be 4x weak, and Dark/Poison.... I don’t remember if fighting does less damage to poison. Also for Noctowl it would become Psychic/Flying, it also has hypnotic powers and stuff.

[@Eeveethegamer26]

When Tyrogue screamed like toad, I lost it

[@kitsunelynchwood5637]

Lol

[@umi_wowy]

I feel like Ursaring and Teddiursa could be fairy types since the stars and stuffs

[@MikiziB]

The paranormal is also associated with the moon and the night, so maybe ghost type.

[@Catzilla4000]

or maybe psychic because space?

[@KasaiBuru]

I think the stars and stuff weren't supposed to give in to the lore of it and just for design

[@valeclaw1697]

Or at least give them a regional typing. To be honest I can see a regional variant of Ursaring that is similar to Galar's Panserker. People do often relate bears to bersekers or druids.

[@louisvictor3473]

They should be flying and some other element, depending on the tattoo on their bellies.

[@LeafarBlade]

Do a video about: "What if Steel and Dark type never existed?"

[@pandogstudios1512]

That's a good one

[@chrisshep7564]

"Imagine them nuking Johto" lol

[@MrMitchbow]

I like that. Why not take it an inch further and make it no new types at all

[@grantdaily9662]

Psychic type: You will never win against us again

[@ilonnolan9259]

Rip old spice

[@grantdaily9662]

"Get the Normies out of Pokemon" Me: Is this a jab at Casual players?

[@grantdaily9662]

@Daniel von Strangle no jabs at casual players should ever be made... Unless that's sarcasm then ignore this

[@Smith-fg1qb]

That’s true. No type of player should be judged whether they’re casual or competitive players

[@saincx0m9]

@@Smith-fg1qb i mean yes.. but that doesn't mean you have to defend gamefreak or Even FIGHT them , just get on with your normal day

[@Dragonrider1227]

Daniel von Strangle why should it have been? Or was that sarcasm?

[@Haispawner]

I looked at the title and thought it was a message on how normies keep the Pokemon franchise alive and if it were only hardcore fans it would collapse pretty quick.

[@mandibuzz7782]

"Have you ever tried to punch a bird!?" NO! Don't hurt the beans.

[@devilishjester7718]

1:03 i feel like this... Position is supposed to mean something...

[@BreezyPotato]

I actually think that Snorlax could be a steel type because of the saying "Iron Stomach" meaning that a person can eat anything

[@Sacred_Fox]

that's deep

[@mathughsyoutubeworld2655]

No it’s fat type.

[@osmacar5331]

Not always, it could also mean someone can keep things down, and i have one, so many times i wanted to vomit and i never do, just severe acute nausea, always about to spew your guts but never do

[@b4dconnection]

Me: ...*blinks* Lockstin: *insert rule 34*

[@d.dementedengineerc99isurf26]

Sounds about right...

[@Lars_Hermsen]

Yeah... He’s really changed after his pokemon r34 video

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

@@Lars_Hermsen Yeah, something's telling me that he may like it.

[@djroscurro9859]

@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 Hell, I ain't one to judge lol

[@princeboo3188]

3:12 Two birds beat up a child's parent while a third takes the child (2019, colorized)

[@conorferguson6073]

Gnoggin: "Regigigas learns a lot of Fighting moves" *shows only 1 fighting move*

[@BramLastname]

Dizzy punch would be fighting I suppose

[@Nameless_mixes]

Snorlax has an “iron stomach” to say! Guts of steel! Lol

[@stackpolian]

you forgot girafirig. just like game freak did.

[@leopardbunny]

It falls under the Normal + other type becoming just the other type that was established in the beginning

[@ShadowKnight5204]

What about Meloetta?

[@ABMTV01]

I honestly didn’t know it was normal until a few weeks ago.

[@trailguidealex5010]

"We need more fish pokemon" Your right im still waiting for thrasher shark pokemon gamefreak

[@Sacred_Fox]

slingjaw wrasse pokemon! make it happen Game Freak!

[@dovewingseyesaregreen5664]

As much as I like the idea of the chinchilla pokemon being ground, hear me out: ice types.

[@sirishrose]

and their whole thing is cleaning soooo

[@ariyasthehufflepuff573]

And give them icicle spear!! Four multi hit moves would be perfect!! :D

[@TheSevenGuy]

The frick is a furfroh.... that exists!? I thought It was an absol when I played X and Y

[@DogPerson626]

3:16 did that pidgeotto just kidnap a baby?!?!

[@metageek7878]

Syndrome: when everyone's super, no one will be My Hero Academia: Hold my sake

[@Pipehiguita]

Very few people are heroes there. The rest are criminals or people not allowed to use their powers or people without powers.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

At least Syndrome's quote explains why I like being short. If everybody was tall it wouldn't mean so much anymore. Ant-Man would have even more of a reason to be my hero.

[@metageek7878]

@@Pipehiguita that was my point, most people have powers but only a few are still heroes ie everyone is super powered but not everyone is super still

[@getsu6293]

@@metageek7878 in my hero its quite uncommon to have useful super hero abilities. that distinguishes the super heroes from the others

[@metageek7878]

@@getsu6293 it was a joke/meme and that's kinda the point I was making even with everyone being super in that world it's still not even and there are other factors like skill etc so it was proving his statement false

[@EpochSecutor]

10:53 I was dreading the day you'd use Diives' artwork. Now you might have to face slightly more questions of whether you're a furry or not! *Dun dun duuun*

[@jamescarbon7357]

He's used some of his art before, I think...

[@codylee2593]

He's done it before but if feel like this one had more.

[@supermintsoda743]

Exhibit B: 15:49

[@GyromiteN64]

“Why are we here just to suffer”

[@denzelmartinez7529]

Who’s Diives again?

[@hellomyass65]

I’m loving the lopunny placement in the intro

[@tsusmildrides4937]

I'm loving the scaling putting Logstin at around 4 feet tall.

[@princeboo3188]

Can't wait for the no fighting type one...

[@Yuki_Ika7]

cheeky indeed

[@lentao81]

When I first saw Indeedee, I thought it was a Galarian form for Audino.

[@JAWMOW]

7:52 I was about to say so is durant and heatmor's, but then I remembered while one of them are strong against the other, durant is actually good

[@WarmLillie]

We need the normies to make everyone else special.

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

They are the fuel of creative people, being different from the "meh people".

[@RadenWA]

but they say _everyone_ is special in thEiR oWn waY!1

[@vossboss220]

this triggers me

[@icouldntthinkofaname155]

How can you say something so brave, yet so *controversial*

[@leuphorie5765]

Aw, this is cute

[@dancarter2358]

If humans were Pokémon, would we be normal? Or dual normal?

[@ethanmasliansky3488]

Have you ever walked on a carpet and touched a doorknob and gotten a static shock? We're normal electric

[@wildman456]

I guess maybe we’d start out normal and then our interest would make us evolve into a different type

[@BoggarthVT]

We can change our form into fighting.

[@Ryodraco]

@@BoggarthVT Don't forget Psychics, in the pokemon world at least.

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

@@wildman456 that would be a funny pokemon concept.

[@mrfirebass]

"too bad he had bad hair" uhh lockstein he has hair that is very similiar to yours, if you lived in the artstyle of the incredibles youd have his hair

[@Emptylord]

r/whoosh

[@ScarasRealLover]

@@Emptylord Does it really matter though

[@digidestined9336]

If a new type were introduced, i feel like a beast type would fix a lot of the normal problems.

[@psychicjellyfish9466]

I like the idea of Spinda being ground, but only if you edit its Pokédex entry to say that it spins around so fast that it drills itself into the ground.

[@britshell]

3:03 Quote of the year: *"Have you tried to punch a bird?" - Lockstin 2019*

[@ShadowKnight5204]

Well... *proceeds to tell detailed stories about how I tried to punch a bird*

[@badliar2621]

1:16 (bottom right) do I smell [tongue sounds] *turkey?*

[@legochristian1]

I laughed so hard when the America ball faded in when "There isn't really a fat and eats a lot type".

[@weenblizzard9780]

I feel like Beast would be a good type to add just so that not every mammal would just get dumped into normal type

[@shadenox8164]

Then they'd just get dumped into that type?

[@pepinopepino7]

If not Normal, I think Dunsparce should be Ground type. Its dex entries emphasize so much on how it digs that it's even odd that it doesn't have that typing

[@miominamoto7816]

"Have you ever tried to punch a bird?" there was a man, trying to slash birds by mimic their move, he learned it everyday until eventually got to slash them anyways, thus become famous by that technique he learned, and Pokémon added his technique in certain move as well (guess which) so... yup, there are someone tried "punching" birds anyway, not technically punch it but.. practically the same, lol

[@Raiga0310]

He got so good he cut 3 times at once

[@MaxinRudy]

Sasaki Kojiro? But the weapon he wielded was a very long katana (i think it was an nodachi) and he trained by cutting seagulls

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

@@MaxinRudy could be it. Although the OC here probably means the japanese name of the move or somethin like that.

[@dannysantos1592]

It would be Aerial Ace right?

[@RoyG.BivDevoe]

"What would they be instead?" A figment of your imagination.

[@CactuarMachoMan]

10:53 You disgust me. mad respect to diives tho.

[@alvarokraken]

Toucannon would make a great Steel/Flying or Fire/Flying. Even Steel/Fire could work

[@BramLastname]

I'd say fire flying tho

[@daceyreese]

Scwovet:*Talks about itself Happily* Wooloo:MEEHHHHHH

[@shibuskii9942]

15:14 I see someone else has read the lusty argonian maid ;)

[@alguem5996]

Another man of culture

[@yandengray4516]

Thanks you I've been searching for this comment

[@fl00fydragon]

When I saw that I took to the comments to see if someone else noticed that. Finally found this.

[@DrakenFire]

"Imagine Pokemon Without Normies! What would they be instead?" Me: Oh i think the franchise wouldn't sell this well anymore and gamefreak would be fored to put more work into the games so that it would sell better. *starts watching video* Oh he's talking abobut the types......

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

Technicaly your not wrong.

[@empireyouth5791]

DrakenFire OK to be fair wouldn’t like in Pokémon make you not a Normie, since Pokémon isn’t a normal thing. Unless it does makes you a Normie in which case Would raise a whole slew of other problems

[@platinumorange1034]

I was thinking it'd become part hentai Rule 34 has changed me

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Truly, an incredibly self-centered comment that has zero idea how much work goes into any video game.

[@DrakenFire]

@@thewanderingmistnull2451 wow dude i play games for such a long time and i know very well how much time goes into developing a game. GameFreak has just upscaled the pokemon models from the 3DS and you wanna call that "hard work" or something? You know what kind of game TRULY gets a lot of work and time into them? Something like "Cyberpunk 2077" which i'm hyped about. Another game that will probably have way more work put into it than this dogshit pokemon edition will be the "New Pokemon Snap" game. These are games made from ground up and not some copy paste bullshit from older games.

[@krausercruz2780]

"I could see Fairy because it likes food and its Pink" Me: yeah that seems like a very Gamefreak reasoning. 9:31 "But also partially based on a Yokai that likes to lick bathhouses clean" *drink spit* DUDE! YOU CANT JUST DROP THAT LIKE IT AINT NO THING.

[@kirbyfan1844]

4:53 Most of the normal types that would be coming ground types if normal-type didn't exist are brown "uH iT's BrOwN sO iT's ObViOuSlY gRoUnD tYpE"

[@zzz13339]

1:10 does no one notice the suspicious placement of Lockstin?

[@shatterednova_]

Teddiursa knows what's going on

[@natalygonzalez5792]

Hahaha

[@pacoramon9468]

So many normal types are just sound types in the closet: Exploud, Audino...

[@RajeshKK72]

1:08 Gnoggin having fun 😂

[@jorelgooco2775]

NONONONONO

[@cometflamer]

Raj Mishra stop

[@Yuki_Ika7]

15:13 is that a lusty argonian maid reference? N O I C E

[@milesumerley820]

If sound type was added, it should be super effective against and resist psychic types/psychic type attacks because the loud noise would disrupt the Pokémon's concentration.

[@puellamagi1232]

Since I haven't seen anything about the type-less type I will mention it. Burn up is a move that removes the fire typing from a pokemon when used (naturally it can only be used once) So when a pure fire type pokemon like Typhlosion uses it, it becomes type-less having no resistances or weaknesses.

[@SnakesAnimations]

15:13 the freaking maid lockstin I swear-

[@ninjashade37]

So I feel like Smeargle could be psychic under the same justification that Keckleon and Ditto could be. It's theoretically got the capability to learn every single move so I feel like that's so real Big Brain Time to be honest.

[@nashawnhall1381]

Also please do more of these “What If This Type Didn’t Exist” Videos! It’s fun!

[@runningoncylinders3829]

What if FIRE Type didn't exist? ... We'd finally get our caveman region! XD

[@jestersprite6428]

I personally think Stantler could be a psychic type. It apparently has odd powers that distort the air around it's horns. As well as an Ice type, since it's a Reindeer and those are usually associated with Christmas, and that's usually associated with Winter. So I think Stantler can be Psychic/Ice

[@nightfrostbreeze]

I feel like Stantler would be better as a psychic since its pokedex entrees mention hypnosis (and we already have a grass deer pokemon), and the Geedant and its preevolution would be grass or at least ground grass. Other than that I agree. It would be interesting to see so many more ground types, altho it would suck for the electric type.

[@bigsoulja73]

Probably a lot of fighting and flying.

[@farisweiss2373]

Normal is also usually a jack of trades in terms of move type coverage.

[@charlie3179]

Only Diives could make Smeargle look so CUTE!

[@annacarozza9812]

D I S G U S T I N G

[@Eclipse_101]

13:02 totally agree here, plus it seems that many psychic pokémon are the majority of those that actually learn recover, which has to do with regenerating their cells and such. Plus this sorta ties into the “ditto are failed mew clones” theory, making them the same type would be neat :)

[@mrskyzear]

The typing itself from an overview perspective could maybe go away even if normal fits many normal type pokemon. But where it just doesnt work is in the games, it would be kinda hard to pull off a smooth start in any pokemon game if the type was gone. Possible but very hard