Imperial Dance Warhammer 40000

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[@unfunnymouse]

Мод на игровую модельку имперского хеткида в гмоде/ Mod on the game model of the imperial hatkid in gmode steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2811467767&searchtext=Imperial+HatKid+%5BPM%5D

[@vovchik4380]

привет у меня вопрос а монитизировано ли у тебя это видео ? Так как у меня есть реклама я просто думал что из-за этой пести видео не может быть монитизировано просто проверяю так как ютуб любит врать

[@unfunnymouse]

@@vovchik4380 денежбку получает правообладатель

[@AllerTeaM]

Максимально чилово-качёвый видос и песня.

[@pavelsmirnov1645]

Гвардия атакует на расслабоне. Ксеносы боятся. Криговцы не понимают (они к Сабатону больше привыкли 0_0)

[@user-tb1sq5rt5p]

Можно название песни

[@matthewy2j]

When your casualty rate for a battle is 85% instead of the usual 90%.

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

If it was the Death korps the meme would still work, you would only need to swap the numbers

[@Mr0_0Gaming]

​@@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009nah You just need to add more text such as "So the rest can fight for the emperor at other war/planet"

[@utes5532]

A casualty rate of 5% for the guard is probably a couple million

[@coqzilla3811]

@@utes5532 Standard deployment of the Imperial Guard is around 3 million foot soldiers, half a million tanks, 250k of assorted artillery and hundreds of thousands of assorted aircraft support, so you are not wrong.

[@Raven-kl4il]

Flawless victory

[@dolltv609]

When you defeat the chaos forces, and the Inquisition dosen't send Grey Knights to purge your ass.

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Маск? Есс, Мард Эхбвя.

[@Voltboy1449]

It's sanguinella have some imperial spirit "loads gun" COME ON SHOW SOME SPIRIT

[@ottovonbasedmark]

how do you even know grey knights exist unless they are standing in front of you

[@homelessperson5455]

The who? 🗡👁

[@AModernRogue]

This is just the moment before the grey knights arrive

[@RodrigoMetal87]

1:09 that baneblade flying towards the eldar was priceless. LMAO

[@tytytyty3363]

It's just a benblade shot by another benblade🥱

[@BuilderB08]

@@tytytyty3363 It is the BANEBLADE! gun.

[@MouldyBoss]

BRING ME CLOSER I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!!!

[@theenderdestruction2362]

The baneblade heard the xeno talking HERESY and the machine spirit wasn't having any of that grox shit

[@DeDorito]

Imagine being that eldar seeing that baneblade flying towards u

[@TerminalLag]

“Commissar, it seems the troops morale are low, what should we do?” “Give me the Vox Cord.”

[@mastadonking3816]

Time to pump up those rookie morale numbers.

[@yourtoastershandemover2211]

When your regiment finally has more kills than casualties.

[@DomR1997]

I love your profile pic and username, the Omnissiah will be pleased.

[@yourtoastershandemover2211]

@@DomR1997 Thank, Ave Deus Mechanicus

[@TheGreatThicc]

*sad gasmask noises*

[@seantaggart7382]

@@DomR1997*hmph* They say tech is better but i doubt that I been living with tech and nature and it works for me Its just i dont get why people prefer to give up their gift of imagination for a metal body

[@Taki_4869]

this comment is gold

[@januszmanczak161]

When you have situation under control, there is no space marines reinforcements so you get all the glory

[@user-ku7jw9se3q]

Lamenters joined the chat

[@Covid--xs3yk]

@@user-ku7jw9se3q if you think you already have bad luck ready yourself to be amazed

[@Pink_Invader]

The guard always have the situation under control, even when they don't they do. The Imperial Guard is the backbone of the emperor and will always be the better option.

[@Ghost-pq8td]

When your winning so decisively the Commissar doesn't need to execute anyone but lead the Regiment.

[@skydevil644]

Yeah……sounds about right. Lol

[@ilikemusic5440]

I feel like I’m staring into the mind of a Kriegsman

[@Mortrexable]

replace dancing with dying and yeah 100%

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Does the dance bring glory to the Emperor? Yes. Does the song bring glory to the Emperor? Also yes.

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Пувруррд? Есс, Рилл Щовси?

[@Voltboy1449]

Are we going to burn the heretics YES

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@Voltboy1449 Absolutely

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@tdpuuhailee8222 OF COURSE AHAHHA

[@kdelfino1767]

@@Voltboy1449 BROTHER GET THE FLAMER THE HEAVY FLAMER

[@aidanwright3037]

This dance really does scream "I have more guns than you, and my tanks are bigger than yours".

[@user-yj3tt5ck8c]

Какого хуя ты тут забыл это видос от русского чела

[@green_lettuce]

agreed

[@avgust2235]

Броня крепка, и танки наши быстры.

[@atlasthespy2707]

i love the hat in time smug dance

[@latenrunor3591]

"I'm in a tank, and you're not."

[@melkhiordarkfell4354]

The grim darkness of the far future is no excuse for going to work without a positive attitude.

[@konst3d]

- Комиссар, вы абсолютно уверенны, что грибы которые вы приказали приготовить на обед - не имеют побочных эффектов? - Всем заткнутся и танцевать! Позвольте музыке двигать вашими ладонями!

[@Egorich085]

👍

[@travzac619]

Who am I to say no to that

[@User-zh8rp]

- Вы точно уверены что это не орки? - Заткнись, Джим, иначе нам понадобиться на один рацион в день меньше

[@gae_wead_dad_6914]

This really has that "Early 2008 youtube" energy while being modern. I love it

[@n0p326]

Watch in 144p for even better results tho

[@Novous]

Man remember when KZbin official was about creativity and not reposting boring talk show clips? Remember when you could post reaction videos that showed up under every video so you could find new people. Good times

[@CheapSkateGamer96]

Eastern Europe/Asian KZbin generally kept the old KZbin feel, it's mostly just western channels that sold out, for better or for worse.

[@jaxonzuelke2578]

​@@n0p326 your suggestion worked wonders

[@user-kd3qr4vq9k]

Video: Russians in Georgia in 2008 *

[@jrfsassorted2687]

The smug look when you have the best artillery in the game

[@sicor94]

Or you just equip everyone with grenade launchers.

[@STARGUN8687]

@@sicor94 both please. 😎👌

[@sicor94]

@@STARGUN8687 And you top it up with some heavy weapons teams with autocanons ;^)

[@christophercotto4212]

@@sicor94 with overlapping fields of fire

[@animasityal-waafy4713]

@@sicor94 The line shall be holdeth with a line of HWTs and a column of tanks

[@DinsRune]

"You ask me, why does the Temporo-Hattus regiment dance? "Look around- you're in the Imperial Guard, my son! When you fire your lasgun, it fires with a million of your fellow guards'! When you charge, it is with a million of our infantry, our tanks, our aerospace fighters and bombers, all as the guns of our artillery ring out! And should you fall, it is into the warm embrace of the Emperor, for no man is more loved by Him than the humble guardsman. "So I say to you, why shouldn't they dance?"

[@richardve4]

Wish was canin

[@Doktor_Lutscher]

​@richardve4 anything is Canon when enough people make it so.

[@DinsRune]

​@@richardve4 40k has no canon and has everything as canon

[@turnipbeybladespinner7836]

"how does it feel to serve a dying Imperium?" **dances smugly**

[@jakeshepherd7046]

This truly is the most compact and easy to understand telling of the Winter Assault Expansion

[@olgagaming5544]

Yes

[@lucamckenn5932]

I need to stop being a boomer and learn how to install mods and custom campaigns. Base games are great but the things I've seen modders make for DoW1 is impressive with how archaic it seems compared to 2 or 3.

[@holy_crusaderoftheholyland4713]

@@lucamckenn5932 Well do you have a lot of storage on you're pc? also type in 40k unification mod

[@Nod_Soldier]

Пиши по-русски, дебик

[@techwyn6526]

You know. I didn't expect to see a cross over of A Hat in Time and Warhammer 40k today... But I did, and it's easily one of the best things I've seen in a long time.

[@Nod_Soldier]

Пиши по-русски, дебик

[@nurgleschosen8145]

Ah another English speaking subscriber. Yeah this dude makes good dawn of war memes

[@csmrookie9600]

I agree.

[@TheD736]

Dawn of war is never dead, people will be making it do stupid shit until the end of time

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

Nice to see other non Russians here. Guess that's just proof that he's very good

[@telefeeb1]

My favorite things in this video -the several basilisks driving straight through the anti-vehicle caltrop -the baneblade popping a freakin wheelie into the enemy lines

[@eliseymullov667]

1spirit of the basilisk are too OP 2 classic

[@liaratsoni8556]

This was not something I realized I needed in my life. Thank you.

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

The lines “dancing is what to do, I dance when I think of you” refers to an instinctive need to express one’s appreciation of the Emperor whenever they think of him. The need to “let it out” so to speak. Any other interpretation of this has been decreed as heresy.

[@Mrwednesday84]

Praise the Emperor and dance on the bodies of the Emperor's foe's.

[@-TheMachineGod-]

Legend says the emperor himself preformed this dance over the body of Horus before ascending to the throne

[@hiroshell7973]

Even if I interpret it as a way to honor the emperor via movements?

[@hiroshell7973]

Also I know the comrade by the tank in one part of this there name is number 65737

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

@@hiroshell7973 You’d think so, but it’ll be another hundred or so years before Imperial bureaucracy figures that out.

[@0vAl_de-mar]

-Кто это? -Это новый полк прибыл. -И как у них с моралью? -Мораль у них забористая.

[@macksoooon_force]

Полку просто раздали беспроводные наушники, вот они и флексят.

[@NoNameChek]

Скорее зажигательная

[@herzena4141]

Мотивация на высоте, а ещё примерно так идут в бой за императора

[@Egorich085]

Они захватили каураву

[@wolfenstienfriendlysoldier4400]

i can;t read cope

[@chirk]

-Комиссар, почему мы не наступаем? -Мы танцуем! -А почему мы танцуем? -К нам прислали космодесантников! -СЛАВА ИМПЕРАТОРУ!!!!! -*выстрел*, обожаю это делать!

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Кхирк? Ок, Кхирщ Аокси.

[@user-tw4wf1nk2y]

"лучшая работа в мире")

[@TRlCKSTER.]

Прислали гвардию смерти...

[@joaogomes9405]

0:35 when your faith in the Emperor and the Machine Spirit are so strong you drive straight through the tank trap, with your tank.

[@TARINunit9]

"You will never find more peace and tranquility than here, serving in the Basilisk battery" "But sir, these things are like 170 decibels." "I know what I said."

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

“You can feel the peace and tranquility in you very bones.”

[@TheMeelickMafia]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[@friedrichsanktgermain7632]

“In deafness will you find silence; in silence, peace and tranquility” “I’M SORRY, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?! I DIDNT QUITE HEAR YOU, SIR!”

[@tokenfinnishguy8714]

Is there a 40k version of the OSHA?

[@TARINunit9]

@@tokenfinnishguy8714 Yes, it's called "getting turned into a servitor"

[@emperorofmankind2475]

this ritual actually makes me stronger.

[@MISTERTR-rh9mg]

And you havent seen them when carameldance is on

[@LoesungFeuer5]

Omfg the Emperor!

[@some1337dude1]

Grooves so strong the emperor gets up to dance

[@adenhickman5780]

So this is what you have been doing Get out of your space chair and lead humanity, it needs it

[@thetyranids3923]

So it would seem

[@kristophermichaud4467]

In the world of 40k, there is no peace, only d a n c i n g

[@DJEK_22288]

Псайкер решил послушать музыку. Все на планете:

[@DeRosaDoodles]

Chaos will never recover from this devastating Imperial triumph

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

*Emotional damage!*

[@Skeletor_the_Bigg]

Unfortunately chaos was not present, Craftworld Alaitoc is still picking shells out of their ass however

[@Scatmanseth]

Hey I remember you from Catholic Twitter

[@Scatmanseth]

@@DeRosaDoodles if only I remembered what my username was. Left it almost a year ago because it was getting too vitriolic. Social media's a drag these days. I think I might have been a jerk to you over racist bs, so in case I never apologized I'm sorry.

[@DeRosaDoodles]

@@Scatmanseth I forgive you bro, I'm happy to see you've matured since then.

[@gabrielclark1425]

"Sir, why are we all dancing?" "Because Daemons are more vulnerable to sick moves than they are to las fire. You know, Warp Bullshit."

[@Famygdala]

Keeper of Secrets: What in Slaanesh's perfect arse-?! Where are the Noise Marines?! GIMME A BEAT! AND MAKE IT L O U D!

[@zackv4850]

The great imperial dance defense of caidia. The only imperial guard battle to have less than a 10% casualty rate.

[@BuilderB08]

@@Famygdala Mechanicus prepping the Warlord with massive speakers and no actual explosives in the shells to use as bass: TO THE SURFACE SKITARII, WE SHALL MAKE THESE NOISE MARINES REGRET CHALLENGING THE IMPERIUM’S MUSICAL MIGHT! MAKE A LOUDER BEAT THAN THEY EVER POSSIBLY COULD!!!!! *mechanical laughter*

[@Famygdala]

@@BuilderB08 [B a r e l y A u d i b l e D a e m o n i c S c r e e c h i n g]

[@isuckatusernames4297]

since not beleiving in deapons seem to biminish their powers that could work

[@saxovibe]

"if you shall not serve in combat then you shall serve in the dancing line"

[@punisheddante5879]

Me when i'm fighting for the infinitely enduring spirit of humanity

[@thebighurt2495]

"We won't go quietly. Chaos can count on that."

[@antimarmite]

imagine a regiment from a world where this dance is the accepted way to pray to the Emperor

[@jaxonzuelke2578]

in the million worlds of the imperium, there is probably at least one planet or one subculture

[@soMeRandoM670]

There could be one out there! Believe in emperor!

[@gestaltblitz8296]

I mean tribal regiments like the wind walkers based on native Americans do dance for the emperor so id imagine plenty of tribal regiments have their own imperial rain dance

[@deltazeta5506]

I can see it

[@brayanmejia9417]

@@gestaltblitz8296 de echo eso tendría sentido la verdad

[@danilknyazev378]

Технодебилусы: Наконец покидают поле боя на космобейнблейде Все на планете:

[@user-xb2pv4hc5e]

Там технодебилус стоит

[@user-pr8pw3ve4r]

@@user-xb2pv4hc5e это адекватный техножрец пришедший временно заменить их.

[@TheAlmightySpiker]

Please, just never let this meme truly die out

[@lookatthepicture4107]

I imagine this specific Commissar coming with this dance to raise moral and it was so effective it became a regimental tradition

[@user-ro2sg6jb6u]

Sounds pretty reasonable)

[@battleoid2411]

When the commissary discovers positive reinforcement (it turns not killing your own troops is effective at building morale)

[@thebighurt2495]

It's apparently still Valhallan tradition to hand out a round of Amasec to the company with the highest kill count at the end of a battle. It's called "Cain's Round."

[@theswarmsquad3606]

Glorious

[@iMajoraGaming]

​​@@thebighurt2495 There are a few other traditions like this with that wine thing they drink (I am unintelligent.) One story has a moment where a space marine slams an entire, extremely valuable bottle of the stuff, in one go. Guy just drinks the entire thing. Why? Well, he was the only guy that survived. Who is there to care?

[@SyamuNekoSan]

"Dance like if was your last day of life" - The Emperor of Mankind

[@sgg3586]

"At first we swore we could hear someone faintly singing in the distance. Slowly it swelled in sound, and some claimed they saw...bayonets waving rhythmically in the distance. I took them for delusional ramblings. We were outgunned, and outnumbered, at the mercy of the Emperor's enemies. But then...the new morale battalion crested the hill. Victory was swift...and synchronized."

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Сгг? Понял, Сгигорри Дапс.

[@user-lh8pk1dn7f]

420th like aww yea

[@zareproject6999]

Чувак это просто прекрасно. У меня нет слов! В рамках всеобщего восхищения хочу похвалить ту маленькую деталь, которую возможно не все заметили: рука комиссара время от времени отклонялась от траектории танца и направляла пистолет в экран, потому что танцы-танцами а план по расстрелам выполнять нужно

[@blackbear9520]

Ты должен был сказать: «несмешно»

[@modernmen3107]

Чувак это не ошибка. Это последнее что видят орки

[@chip1512]

Меня так расстреляли

[@user-fp7be9zt3d]

Я тоже это заметила В какойто момент рука комиссара с пистолетом не двигалась, и я надеялась,что она выстрелит в кого-то

[@Kvantvideo]

@@modernmen3107 вы хотите сказать что даже страх смерти не мог удержать оркАф выйти из блиндажа и танцевать?

[@grigorirasputin2779]

The vibe doesn’t end till the basilisks stop firing and the Leman Russ has crushed every heretic

[@thebighurt2495]

Tau: "We are the masters of long-distance combat and cannot be outranged!" IG: 0:31

[@ilikemusic5440]

I have watched this at least 100 times, and I will watch it 100 more Emperor be willing.

[@KingLich451]

o7

[@jaibonaparte]

The Emperor Protects

[@vlad_adonis]

Имперская артиллерия настолько сурова, что не объезжает ежи, а проходит сквозь них =)

[@rbhbkmxbr1506]

Это союзные ежи, все норм.

[@L1s0v1n]

Имперские технологии не перестают удивлять.

[@Kurbant]

Тебя это удивляет? Там бейнблейд стреляет бейнблейдом, который в тоже время стреляет бейнблейдом

[@L1s0v1n]

@@KurbantЯ это тоже заметил, не в первый раз причём, поэтому не конкретизировал что именно меня "удивляет" из технологий.

[@alexandermikhed3877]

Когда в твой полк вместо сухпая привезли несколько тысяч тонн отборного Варпдаста. Тем временем как инквизиторы охреневают от того, что вместо "вещдоков" к ним прилетела огромная партия трупных батончиков. СЛАВА ИМПЕРСКОЙ ЛОГИСТИКЕ!!!

[@user-km5xm9sw2r]

Бугурт по жизни у лоялистов с варп треда актуален

[@villaxaxatun4ik]

Слава Артоцке!!!

[@user-xl3vk8mv8d]

Я который ничего не понял

[@_Alari_]

Администратому слава!

[@creomix]

@@user-xl3vk8mv8d так всегда с подобными играми

[@antisga]

When your planet is under siege by Chaos mooks and then you hear that the Ultramarines and the Dark Angels have already made planetfall with Guilliman and El'jonson at the head.

[@Eltranquilomexican]

He did not have to go so hard on a old game. But he did. He did it for us.

[@razorazaza6196]

0:34 противотанковые ежи поставили, а противовасилисковые забыли

[@TaroKun1989]

I love how tanks casually driving through anti-tank constructions 0:34

[@Strikerkong]

They are blessed. Those constructions are not anti blessing.

[@gafrefo3844]

It can pass through anti-tank fortifications because it is self-propelled artillery

[@satriadicky3732]

It can pass because it doesn't identify itself as a tank

[@nobleman9393]

Necron Phase tech.

[@Xport9]

*"Those objects are of Xenos origin! Therefore, it doesn't exists!"* - The Imperium of Man

[@danielkilby2404]

The flying Baneblade had me lmao.

[@ArtificialMisery]

When you're taking heavy casualties, but the Salamanders show up

[@19shah84]

Окей,теперь я жду caramelldancen от Сестер битвы Немедленно!

[@user-db3eb8rs2m]

Поддерживаю!

[@gamessemen4721]

Такое уже было, но не у мышича.

[@19shah84]

@@gamessemen4721 really?если есть возможность киньте мне ссылку

[@user-ng5zb2gj3o]

@@gamessemen4721 а теперь нужно от мышича

[@gamessemen4721]

@@19shah84 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2XNapWQaK6rh6M Держи, братуха. Качество оставляет желать лучшего если честно.

[@shan4697]

Even in the grim dark universe, we still dance and we will dance for the next ten thousand years!

[@goblincomic4522]

The Eldar Harlequin's motto

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Схан? Ок, Схуннд Окрози?

[@supershot8840]

Гениально, не в первый и вероятно не в последний раз это подтвердится. Делать мемы, по старым мемам, по старой игре, но все равно ловить прекрасные вайбы и получать приятное настроение при просмотре, Мышич, лучший.

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Супер Схот? Есс, Супер Ридько?

[@HorizonSniper__]

Это клингонский?

[@alex_swift_521vo6]

0:36 Имперские танки настолько круты, что им не страшна любая преграда!

[@mrghost9651]

Это не танки это василиск это артиллерия

[@eliseymullov667]

​@@mrghost9651 это не мешает САУ существовать в мире танков -_- да и в целом разница там в бронирование и калибре, а так танк танком

[@slyllamademon2652]

I like to think this is what guardsmen do while waiting for something to happen on the battlefield.

[@Famygdala]

I like to think a remembrancer is watching this unfold, writing this down for posterity and half-certain one of those filthy xenos spiked his morning recaf with warp dust or something.

[@suitorshooter996]

Not spending every free moment engaged in worshipping the Emperor? That sounds like heresy to me ...

[@tennoskoom2233]

@@suitorshooter996 , this immaculately choreographed dance surely glorifies the Emperor

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@@suitorshooter996 How dare you disgrace a holy dance that shows the fullest amount of worship to the God Emperor? You should cut your tongue out for that vile talk, heretic!

[@jacobgra5]

@@suitorshooter996 what do you mean, only the Emperor's faithful could possibly successfully execute such a praise worthy dance so in faithfully while exterminating filthy zenos

[@valden_kanlaaris]

0:46 превозмогание мехводов гвардии позволяет им проезжать сквозь противотанковые ежи. Круто😯

[@overlordspbrus]

Рядом стоит комиссар. Мехвод:

[@user-yt3ux3vw4x]

Просто мехводи помолилися духу машини.

[@reimuxikurei6880]

Ежи противотанковые, а не противоартиллерийские, поэтому василискам на них похуй.

[@user-ox1hs6if1k]

"Высокая мораль, сынок!"

[@loserlemby7273]

When you successfully defeat a Chaos incursion and the Commisar sent to "investigate" you gets his ship stuck in the warp

[@foxwithgrapes]

heretics will say this is not canon

[@arturus3535]

Как мило что комиссар всегда старается держать зрителя на прицеле.

[@Opizdenevshiy-b9m]

Ну а чё он стоит? Пусть тоже танцует!

[@gabzavrik1337]

У зрителя так-же должна быть высокая мораль

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Артырыс? Есс, Арпупрта Вус.

[@user-bj3sm4up9t]

@@user-vn8xc3gh4c Что?

[@user-yl1ub2dr2g]

У меня сердечко каждый раз замирает, когда в меня целятся ❤️❤️❤️

[@Chickenlegs145]

This song is already relaxing, but the arm swaying hat in time guardsmen makes it even more relaxing. Like I don’t need to worry about the horde of orks running toward us.

[@PixyEm]

Peace and Tranquility

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Шиперд? Есс, Мипруррди.

[@hanzo8120]

Even the Commissar is dancing to that ancient victory song of old Terra.

[@Definetlyalive]

Xenos watching what they are doing: "What the fu-"

[@user-qf6ys1td9f]

Тот танковый еж: дорогой дневник я не могу описать унижение которое я сегодня испытал

[@overlordspbrus]

Противотанковый ёж: Я что? Для тебя какая-то шутка!?

[@veryoriginalnick6682]

Имперские ежи преграждают путь лишь врагам империума

[@Dushess]

@@mR_Vivi НАНОМАШИНЫ СЫНОК

[@Roman0497]

Император встаёт с трона Весь Империум:

[@serofas]

Так же орки: я грибного выпью перед смертью пожалуй

[@crinjovik6905]

Скорей Император встаёт с трона Весь империум: сгорает в пламени гражданской войны, ведь импи ненавидит религию

[@Berserkerovich]

@@crinjovik6905 и чё они зделают убьют того на ком основана религия или ты имеешь ввиду что это нагебатель всея Галактики будит мочить вирунов

[@user-nr6mi4xi8k]

@@crinjovik6905 Ты кое-что забыл: не все настолько упороты чтобы верить Эклезеархии больше, чем самому Импи с космодесами (примархами) и сестрами битвы (живыми святыми).

[@MeisterBoe]

@@crinjovik6905 не, Импи придётся принять религию, как это показал подъём Жилика (хотя бы на время)

[@TDUShelby]

I'm an undying, borderline obsessive of one of the two games pictured here. And the other is Warhammer 40k.

[@user-pb2dy2jk2h]

Пов: Гвардия когда наконец-то нашла 20 спрятанных в кустах титанов

[@Banana_John]

They say if every man dance this simultaneously, the big E comes back to life

[@sirzorg5728]

Let's make it happen.

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Банана? Есс, Банана Увитя?

[@sheik7098]

imperial guard beats to listen to while your being deployed to the battlefield.

[@dadalom3526]

Назвал ролик на английском и тут сразу просмотры и иностранцы появились . Мышич гений

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

дада лом? Есс, Лом Праддя.

[@Vitaliy_Petrenko]

@@user-vn8xc3gh4c жëстко надристал

[@entestemaire9095]

лям двести уже...это кажется самый просматриваемый на его канале...эх, скорее бы новая серия про технодебилусов

[@user-je8ou1de3w]

@@user-vn8xc3gh4c привет легенда

[@anothernerd6464]

We are simple creatures after all

[@Godvals]

Что делает имперская гвардия, когда прибыл космодесант)

[@user-qq1zy2dz7m]

Те самые гвардейцы когда они узнали что этот космодесант оказался именно из ордена «Пожирателей плоти» и он вскоре вступит в бой месте с некоторыми полками Имперской гвардии и их полк будет одним из них: О не повезло не повезло...

[@zxcOlezha4k]

Когда в поддержку приходит орден проклятых*

[@user-wm9vi2fc7t]

@@zxcOlezha4k С серыми рыцарями путаешь, Легион Проклятых приходят уже после гибели всех лоялистов

[@user-pn7zv1mt5o]

@@user-wm9vi2fc7t не обязательно, он приходит в критической ситуации

[@user-es3gw4ob9s]

@@zxcOlezha4k так Легион Проклятых прост исчезнет и все. А вот серые ещё будут гоняться за тобой и убивать, много убивать

[@gusbrowner4089]

1:07 did i just witness a flying kamikaze tank?

[@mew1028]

demon or some shit: WHY TF ARE THEY STILL NOT GIVE UP AND KEEP RUSHINT AT US imperial soldier: WE GOT THE DANCER AND REALLY FIRER SONG

[@giacomoromano8842]

Fun fact: you have watched this multiple times by now.

[@Butter_Warrior99]

When the Emperor blesses the Guardsmen with immortality.

[@Hellsong89]

This is 40K... you might be immortal, but that does not mean your pain receptors stop working... on the contrary even if you remove them or do partial lobotomy those repair them selfs, so yeah not so sure about wanting that kind of immortality... Ou also if you get your immortality from Tzeentch, its highly likely top of all that there is fact that if you loose enough blood you black out or are disoriented due low blood pressure, so in the end you might end up being taken captive and rammed into 30% too small box, constantly generating your body back while other parts get crushed due lack of volume and this being stored inside some fortress monastery for ten thousand years.

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Баттер? Есс, Батир Ощовсо.

[@hunt3rmj956]

This is brilliant! Seeing all the eldar get shot down in the distance while the imperial guard dance 🤣🤣

[@Mr.Bratishka]

Имперские Василиски настолько переполнены верой в императора, что могут проехать сквозь противотанкового ежа.

[@user-ro2sg6jb6u]

-Почему мы встали гвардеец? - противотанковые ежи господин комиссар - Неужели твоя вера в Императора иссякла?!

[@user-fq4os6jd4o]

40 тысяч способов пофлексить

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Денисов? Есс, Девиаррда.

[@shemekka7371]

0:37 Танковый еж создан для остановки продвижения танков. Василиск: Ваще похую!!

[@Ravil322]

Василиск не танк, а артиллерия

[@shemekka7371]

@@Ravil322 А разница? Если еж останавливает технику противника. И вообще это мемный коммент

[@Fuhrer_51RUS]

@@shemekka7371 Технику ПРОТИВНИКА! 8D

[@Ravil322]

@@shemekka7371Это была шутка. Это итак понятно, что ежи только часовой может перешагнуть, пока колесные и гусеничные все

[@bainblade7208]

ЭТО НАЗЫВАЕТСЯ ПРОРЫВ ВАСИЛИСКА

[@A1DH0]

Я всегда возвращаюсь к этому видео, какое же оно кайфовое❤

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

When the Emperor rises from the golden throne.

[@gamessemen4721]

Никто не просил, но все мы этого хотели глубоко в душе.

[@the-bzs]

Трифарианский щитолом?

[@gamessemen4721]

@@the-bzs yes yes yes.

[@imperial_caterpillar]

@@gamessemen4721 эх давно я не распаковывал ноксианскую колоду

[@the-bzs]

@@imperial_caterpillar, Иония форевер!

[@Victor_Shkaf]

"smug dance"

[@omegasynth2775]

When you come out of a battle with only 85% casualties on your side rather than the usual 90%

[@_inco-gnito_]

Когда спустя годы, тяжелейшей обороны важного обьекта, против всех кого только можно, прибыло долгожданное подкрепление.

[@user-ee7fq5op5b]

Этим подкреплением являются Кархарадоны, Расчленители, Минотавры и вроде как Плакальщики.

[@Its_me_Stolas]

Наконец то разобрались с логистикой

[@Bigb-rj5om]

When the dumb ass xenos attempt to attack your stronghold but their entire army walked into the tench of the Titan arm canon.

[@kureneye2681]

I never would have thought of making an Imperial Guard army solely out of Smug Hat Kids, but now it's something I just have to see on the tabletop

[@-melencolia]

Танцующий комиссар с направленным на меня болт-пистолетом поднял мой боевой дух!

[@VorteXMaxsong]

Это лаз-пистолет .--.

[@kriegtech1651]

@@VorteXMaxsong у него просто дома комиссар танцует

[@user-zz7dv7ou3g]

+мораль

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Меоевси? Есс, Лелеввсирд.

[@byao682]

@@VorteXMaxsong pistola normal o pistola lazer es lo mismo te acaban al mas minimo signo de cobardia

[@emptank]

When the harlequins try to lower regiment moral by styling on you and so now the guard has to *REPRESENT*

[@thebighurt2495]

Get the Mordians out here to style on them *in style*

[@ivav3722]

Астартес: приходят на поле боя Гвардейцы:

[@KopitioBozynski]

When the Emperor finally shows himself and you get to drag a kicking and screaming humanity into the future. Glorious.

[@user-vn8xc3gh4c]

Копито? Есс, Квупд Эжзя.

[@shogun__raiden]

Get up on the floor Dancin' all night long Get up on the floor Dancin' till the break of dawn Get up on the floor Dancin' till the break of dawn Get up on the floor Dancin' All the time, my baby, you on my mind And I don't know why, yeah but the feeling is fine Can't you see, honey you are for me Oh we were meant to be Dancin' in the moonlight Gazing at the stars so bright Holding you until the sunrise Sleeping until the midnight

[@plasmawolf7960]

This video has so quickly become nostalgic for me. Used to work on my chemistry homework while listening to it, or play Arma 3 with warhammer mods. Always set me at ease.

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

It makes me so happy that someone took the time to make these models.

[@d_bypass]

Когда знаешь что в тылу врага спрятано 400 тонн смерти готовые всё сравнять с землёй

[@user-df2kc6lr5m]

А брат Терпинчо изрядно набрал массу

[@MrPotolot]

пам пара пара пам пам парапара пам

[@autcumscutoautinscuto1342]

О мой Краб! Не верю своим глазам, это ведь сам Крабовый Император!

[@all.commies.must.die.]

@@autcumscutoautinscuto1342 Чёрт возьми, а ведь он круче чем тот труп на золотом троне!

[@user-xx3wo7bk3v]

Мама:чтоб через 15 минут был дома! Мы с пацанами где-то на Каураве:

[@fethinggakk4185]

That moment when you've fully built out your base and your enemies have the courtesy of marching straight into your prepared positions

[@voland4459]

Старые смешные форсы в несмешной вахе. Как всегда круто, мышич! 👍

[@idjid_shmidt4958]

*Аргон)

[@kriegsoldier3346]

@@idjid_shmidt4958 технодебилус*

[@user-jt2gl5mh9u]

@@kriegsoldier3346 темный бог хаоса*

[@L1s0v1n]

С 1 апреля мышич не канон, канон - арбузич

[@deusvult926]

Можно себе позволить немного потанцевать, когда за тебя всю работу делают три фелинида и их комиссар

[@anvarkent53]

Комиссар который может отШЛЁПАть

[@Ihaveseenenoughofthis]

это не фелиниды

[@88Bulko]

When half of galaxy is under warp storms, new tyranid fleet invaded your sector, you found nekron tomb on your planet and orc colony under hive city, but you now that CADIA STANDS!

[@Saurophaganax1931]

Watching those tanks drive through that Hedgehog at 0.36 hurt my soul. It had ONE JOB!

[@uytkjyiul8oo]

Имперская разминка перед боем