They are created from the geneseed of an Ancient Terran Warrior in the 2nd millennium called ‘John Rambo’
@stalinsoulz78723 жыл бұрын
He's lost Primarch confirmed
@CharlesUrban5 жыл бұрын
"I see that you dealt with the reported Daemonic incursion." "Oh, yeah, that thing. That was a great time. We had fun. The jungle had fun. Sly Marbo showed up and yelled a lot. The heretics all died. It was even better than the time that Flayer Bug bit Jenkins in half and he still beat the thing to death with its own mandibles." "I think you might be embellishing that last part." "Okay, okay, it bit off just both his legs. Anyway, milord, we're all set. If you need anything to not exist anymore, we'll be right here."
@paulwilliamgoyeneche64945 жыл бұрын
Best comment here!!! 😂 🤣
@beamerball6662 жыл бұрын
Strakken would proably show up and yell a lot, Marbo would just silently cut his way through a squad of Berzerkers
@Meartmans865 жыл бұрын
''So grab a Protein shake'.. *Awkward stare to the protein shake I am holding... Well ok then. Enlist me in to active duty I guess
@italianspartacus5 жыл бұрын
WELCOME ABOARD BROTHER
@tulipalll5 жыл бұрын
RAISE IRON FOR THE IRON GOD!!!
@MortalCosta5 жыл бұрын
REPS FOR THE EMPEROR
@samuelrodriguez98014 жыл бұрын
@Steve Campbell What about Khaine?
@samuelrodriguez98014 жыл бұрын
Steve Campbell But he’s older than Khorne. Wouldn’t he be the old man?
@whiskeyjack96465 жыл бұрын
0:02 : "Today is a tale of bristling biceps and nine-pack abs!" When is it ever not on this channel?
@DelightfulTyrant5 жыл бұрын
Listen, I'm gonna need more Sly Marbo. You don't understand. We need this.
@hussarzwei62235 жыл бұрын
He looked into the Eye of Terror, it looked away.
@bladestormviking4 жыл бұрын
the only mortal Khorne himself is scared of.
@adelahogarth27614 жыл бұрын
Flak armour wears Sly Marbo for protection.
@Agerholm26505 жыл бұрын
They really get to show their worth in the book Pandorax. Holding off the black legion until reinforcements arrive, simply due to their badass jungle fighting
@negativezero81745 жыл бұрын
I love how they are the only guys with American accents in the imperium
@happyhammer14 жыл бұрын
Well I would hope so as they are based on vietnam era special forces. I agree, it's awesome.
@alanreynolds79384 жыл бұрын
That's because the Imperial guard are largely based on the United Kingdom armed forces it make sense because games workshop and warhammer originally is British but they based the cats on Vietnam some have American accents some don't
@negativezero81744 жыл бұрын
@@alanreynolds7938 lmao you mean *Cadians* are based on UK armed forces
@schopenhauerassplower42234 жыл бұрын
Negative Zero Yeah the Guard are not based on the uk armed forces at all really. I guess maybe some of the more pomp and ceremony aspects but that’s it.
@arlogleich61744 жыл бұрын
@@negativezero8174 Yea, no way. If you *actually* look at records and interviews with Games Workshop concept artists, you'll find that they repeatedly credit UK military forces as their inspirations for a majority of the Imperial Guard regiments.
@alecadanglao83865 жыл бұрын
A secret war exist between Italian and Leutin to upload the most IG Regiment video, MOOOAAAARRRRR
@andarara-c1p5 жыл бұрын
Whoever gets out, the audience wins!
@HollowDubz5 жыл бұрын
Arch warhammer has a few out aswell.
@advancedcorianderbeing46735 жыл бұрын
Chaos: imma gonna ruin your planet. Catachans: is it a promise? or a challenge.
@ganonstonebreaker42315 жыл бұрын
Catachan (Planet): *laughs*
@advancedcorianderbeing46735 жыл бұрын
Catachan Barking Toad: hahahahahaha (takes a Emperor approved cigar hit)
@MutantGoblinCaravan5 жыл бұрын
Ok, I love Catachans too, but enough badass heroes, let's hear about the most haggard, thieving, drug addicted scumbags - the Savlar Chem Dogs.
@samuelrodriguez98014 жыл бұрын
Savlar Chem Dogs: "I need this more than you!"
@clemo855 жыл бұрын
Space marines are my No1 boys but I love the Catachans. I just wish GW would update their minis to be as awesome as they deserve.
@messageinthebottle16733 жыл бұрын
Your wish has been granted cause the recently edition shows some new catachan models.
@FrozenLord665 жыл бұрын
Catachan jungle fighters remindes me of vietnam soldiers in space
@Madjo-qj2ge4 жыл бұрын
More like Reverse US soldier on Vietnam
@qTHEGAMERp4 жыл бұрын
@@Madjo-qj2ge Except these guys managed to adapt
@areohdee45624 жыл бұрын
@@qTHEGAMERp that's why they are called REVERSE
@stalinsoulz78723 жыл бұрын
@@qTHEGAMERp space SOG?.....Aka nam-era Green Berets
@HistoryNerd87653 жыл бұрын
I believe that was the original concept. 70s era us soldiers in space.
@genma9865 жыл бұрын
Contest to deadlift dead chaos space marines, don't think it can get more bad ass than that.
@blakecheboygan5 жыл бұрын
Knocking this series out of the park my dude.
@Amatsaru295 жыл бұрын
This made me rewatch the original predator
@samrominski22904 жыл бұрын
Same here
@ordersmilitant59985 жыл бұрын
Catachan's are a bunch of filthy, undisciplined, savage's. Still, any whom serve the Emperor with such ferocity has what respect I am willing to offer. Oh, who am I kidding. Catachan's are awesome! PS: I most definitely am looking forward to your potential Mordian Iron Guard lore vid.
@MyH3ntaiGirl4 жыл бұрын
What do you know you glorify riot police?
@Daimon-X5 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the Catachan[jungle], we got fun and games!" Imo, "Dragons Cradle", Inhabitare Mortua, Cretacia the Home World of the infamous Flesh Tearers Adeptus Astartes Chapter, is just as deadly as Catachan.
@Hellberch15 жыл бұрын
I do remember the good old days when they had their own Codex Guard army with a 6+ Armour Save BUT WS 4 & +1 to any Cover Saves
@Lorddavian05 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah, these are the models I paint and play with! I've always loved their 80s action movie lore!
@mrrey34815 жыл бұрын
Oh, Emperor, finally I've got time to get to this. Thank you for still doing it, bratan, I appratiate it a lot
@SpacepilotPirx5 жыл бұрын
Love the Catachans, they boost morale for baseline humanity by their mere appearance.
@_Morph1ne_4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a general in the guard holding a meeting with some other generals when some dude whose shoulders are 8 feet wide and whose neck is thicker than your waist walks in. Eventually you ask, “sorry who are you” and he just responds “the commander of the catachan devils” “oh ok that makes sense “
@michaelhowell23265 жыл бұрын
The way you described these guys made me wonder: do they turn up the gravity pumps on Catachan transport ships since they come from high-gravity worlds. And you're pronunciation is correct.
@moriskurth6285 жыл бұрын
I think the Catachans have been native to their homeworld for *so* long, that their increased muscle mass is already ingrained in their genes, and as such won't really decrease much in lower gravity. Well, unless you lock a Catachan up, keep him from moving, and feed him nothing but fatty and sugary food, he wouldn't really get weaker. Alternatively they do alot of strength and endurance training as part of their daily drills when not in combat. Push-ups, Jumping Jacks, Pull-Ups, running rounds around the firebase, that kind of stuff, with maybe alot of manual labor. Where other Regiments might use Servitors to haul crates of ammunition, the Catachans might do it themselves. But that's just what I think, not really canon.
@lynnusuk20925 жыл бұрын
Them doing it themselves is probably true, since in most of the books they always reference how minimal on supply they are, and the forge world near them was mentioned to give them metal for their knives in exchange for the ores, but never stated to supply anything else. Also I think servitors would probably be a hinderance when traversing the jungles
@cryskullker5 жыл бұрын
CataCHAD YEET
@VoiceOfTheEmperor4 жыл бұрын
They're basically on a mutant blend of Vietnam, the South Pacific and Australia. Just look at them. They just *LOOK* like a United States Marine in Vietnam.
@TWyler95955 жыл бұрын
They should really start making space marines from this planet. Can you imagine a sly Marbo space marine?
@kingheath975 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty certain that the reasonable Marines are made from catachan people
@TWyler95955 жыл бұрын
Then that are most likely badasses. I’ll have to look some lore up on them
@MisterBones29105 жыл бұрын
@@TWyler9595 1d4chan.org/wiki/Reasonable_Marines
@stalinsoulz78723 жыл бұрын
Every time a Inquisitor Comes. All unison of Catachan Marines Yells Fock Off
@TheCorrodedMan4 жыл бұрын
Any other planet: “our world has fallen. Daemons of ancient legends run amok across its surface, slaying and destroying whatever they please. All we have ever known has turned to dust. This is the end” Catachan: _FACK OFF CANT!_
@tombouric5 жыл бұрын
Sylvester Stallone Clone? More like Ricardo Milos Reproduction.
@RukaGoldheart4 жыл бұрын
If Ricardo and Stalone had kids
@samuelrodriguez98014 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in Catachan a Jungle Fighter grabs an Ork in a Headlock: "Crikey I caught me a Big One right here!" Engaging a Catachan Devil: "look at the size of this Bugga!" Tackling a Crotalid: "Ain't she a Beauty!"
@messageinthebottle16733 жыл бұрын
What made me to become a imperial guards fan is because of the imperial guards represent in symbolic wise. To me my most favorite imperial guards regiment the catachan jungle fighter, represents humanity's peak survivability and will power to keep living even tho their lives is a hellhole. Thats why catachans are considered to be the deadliest humans (normal, natural human) in the galaxy.
@stalinsoulz78723 жыл бұрын
A bridge dedicated to our hero. Sly marbo!...... *WAIT RETRACT THAT!. NO ONE'S GONNA CROSS SLY MARBO* - commissar Harris 5th Catachan Company
@borjinator5 жыл бұрын
The “golden bracelets they got from the city” joke had me fucking rolling I’m not gonna lie
@italianspartacus5 жыл бұрын
Hehehe I aim to please Borja!! :)
@jasonbaker44452 жыл бұрын
Have Catachans ever been recruited and turned into space marines? Would make for a seriously badass chapter.
@Anon265352 жыл бұрын
They truly are the Emperor's most fortunate sons.
@SimonCarl935 жыл бұрын
Spartacus I think you meant that Rambo is a Catachan clone.
@jrlinsin5 жыл бұрын
An entire planet of Rambos? Yes, please.
@kishinasura19895 жыл бұрын
Gilman arrives on catachan : I'm I a joke to you? Catachan guardsmen: Witch One 😁😁😁😝😝
@johnisaacfelipe63575 жыл бұрын
I know you may not cover this because lorgar isn't well liked but after reading the First heretic and Betrayer, it dawned on me how multifaceted Lorgar's character is and just reading about him, it gave me insight on the nature and personalities of not just him but also of angron, guilliman, magnus, leman russ, their legioniares, and even the Emperor. I would love to hear more about him especially a fair outlook on his actions and decisions.
@italianspartacus5 жыл бұрын
Don't you fucking worry brother!! Aaron dembski-bowden is a God and redeemed Lorgar in so many ways. I will absolutely cover Lore on him :)
@johnisaacfelipe63575 жыл бұрын
My thanks! May the holy work of humanity's ascension continue.
@richardwirtz29975 жыл бұрын
Great job as always!
@Sidraughen5 жыл бұрын
Cretacia, the now home world of the Flesh Tearers, is similar in it's lethality. Even the insane boys in red found it a challenge. After discovering such a cozy planet to rip and tear through they declared it their own.
@harveyjoe24964 жыл бұрын
Astra mili-what? Your in the guard son!
@gorvarhadgarson52275 жыл бұрын
Officio munitorum: Are you ready to serve the Empire, Commisar? Commisar: I am ready, my lord! I will keep my lessers in charge in service of the Empire! OM: Good. You have two choices. A company of Krieg or Catachan. Commisar: ...shit.
@RakRescue4 жыл бұрын
How bout I kill myself instead?
@bullthorson26935 жыл бұрын
Why don’t the Space Marine chapters recruit from Catachan? Seems like they’d make the best Space Marines
@teutonalex5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps because they are too individualistic and therefore suspect in their total devotion to the emperor.
@jasonsantos30375 жыл бұрын
Looking at these guys right now and then make me a go back to watch mores action movies
@GusCraft4602 жыл бұрын
Cadachan doesn’t sound like a deathworld at all. It’s like the exact opposite. It’s teeming with life. Most deathworlds are just not conducive to any kind of life at all, but Cadachan is just vibrant with all sorts of flora and fauna. You would think this place would be great for Nurgle’s underlings.
@mrrey34815 жыл бұрын
I really love how you're doing your best to avoid calling them...Well, basically "Rambo" during the whole video xD
@OGdutch9735 жыл бұрын
Catachans are what got me into 40k, Sly Marbo and Colonel Straken are peak badass
@mr.murlock97805 жыл бұрын
Question: Does any SM chapter recruit from the Catachans?
@RolfHartmann5 жыл бұрын
My homebrew chapter the Forlorn Hope sometimes does.
@MasouShizuka4 жыл бұрын
Love the catachan's way of battle. "Ambush, traps, and if that don't work, demo charges and flamers/shotguns." "Oh look over there Commisar, a Tyranid lictor. Nothing my knife and biceps can't handle. "
@EndermTheSwordsman4 жыл бұрын
*Puts Tyranid into a headlock and flexes, crushing the exoskeleton and smothering in sheer testosterone*
@heinoobermeyer75665 жыл бұрын
Talking about that level of population growth( 1 of 10 brothers), that rate was very normal in my great-grandparents time (8-10 was not out of the ordinary).
@majorhazzard86424 жыл бұрын
The first picture you showed whilst talking of sly marbo was colonel iron hand straken... No mention of him though
@majorhazzard86422 ай бұрын
Still no mention of dell ffs underated character and model
@josephb31755 жыл бұрын
The Gray Knights love them to. I'm referring to the book pandorax
@thomasbailey71595 жыл бұрын
'biscuits that aliens give you'HERESY
@thememeslinger75064 жыл бұрын
Get yourself a Catacan of Catachan Piss It does everything that Red Bull doesn't, and it tastes about the same
@naturalist4life396 Жыл бұрын
Now I'm beginning to wonder how a company of Catachans would fare on the Monsterverse Skull Island.
@mitchmcginn4250 Жыл бұрын
Oh you mean that Five Star Restaurant in the middle of the ocean? I think I've made my case ! 😂
@thealmightysala28012 жыл бұрын
Those biceps are the dream of every bodybuilder
@thydzz21803 жыл бұрын
"Baby Ogryns" just made me think of an Ogryn baby backpacking a Catachan
@gunpaa5 жыл бұрын
I grewup in Australia. Now I’m exploring Siberia - trust me folks, Siberian insects, wind, cold and animals make Australia look like a retirement village.
@bobskywalker27075 жыл бұрын
depends on where in Australia. The outback is pretty comparable to Siberia. Also you're used to Australia and Not used to Siberia. If a Siberian were dropped in the outback, they would probably think that Australia is worse.
@Ishmachiah2 жыл бұрын
Then you should come over and spend a holiday in the jungles of PNG. Catachan had to be based off of it.
@JustaGuy_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Catachan was my army growing up. I started playing IG and as you say their models were every where. Could get a whole box of plastic figures for the price of two metal ones of anther army. When you might need to field upwards of 200 units in the Imperial guard, saving money as a kid really helps. The fact they barely use tanks was also a huge boon in terms of making a collection. Though I will say the lore of the army is beyond badass helps a lot too. I was always a bit disappointed that the rules didn't really favor them that much. I don't know if later editions improved this but basically there were just normal IG troops, but started off as Veterans in the version I played. OH and Sly Marbo wasn't really worth his point cost.... I think it was 4th edition, maybe 5th?
@kieranhayes39122 жыл бұрын
Holy shit ‘Heretic ants’ really caught me off guard
@112steinway3 жыл бұрын
If your favorite barbecue recipe is a Termagaunt and a flamethrower...you might be from Catachan. If a trip through the Cicatrix Maledictum is more of a vacation than a mission...you might be from Catachan. If the only beverage that is strong enough to make you forget is Ork mushroom beer...you might be from Catachan.
@jerryamescua3 жыл бұрын
a movie or tv show of this place would be cool
@captaingeneralconch5 жыл бұрын
Pretty apt description of my homeland Australia = proto catachan
@Daimon-X5 жыл бұрын
Inhabitare Mortua. Death World Straya...
@budtloper15 жыл бұрын
Y'all are just British Texans
@captaingeneralconch5 жыл бұрын
@@budtloper1 like hell we are we have gun laws that work downunder
@budtloper15 жыл бұрын
@@captaingeneralconch hahaha easy killer, just poking fun
@uliksmorina96725 жыл бұрын
when i was this early the empror was killing horrus
@lucasnixan76955 жыл бұрын
The only ones bigger are astartes?! (Sad ogryn grunts)
@harveyjoe24964 жыл бұрын
Oi loikes the impeerial gard!
@drebodollaz35044 жыл бұрын
If Rambo, Arnold Shwartzeneggar, and Doomguy fused.
@melvinflett75065 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel :o pretty dope, Think you can talk About "The Acid Dogs, The Lucky 13s?"
@Pathfinfer112 жыл бұрын
To borrow a character from Ghostbusters. Commissars to the Catachans are Walter Pecks.
@callfall14 жыл бұрын
Tough as nails? These guys make cast iron look like fucking spaghetti. Hunting down deadly face eating bugs just for the fat protein hit
I remember reading somewhere that Fenrisians are about to same size.
@grantaum96775 жыл бұрын
Legend has it, that there's a unit of flayers who wear blue bandanas, after taking thr krypt oath
@UsagiHell5 жыл бұрын
You should do Elysian Drop troops next
@manlet_king5 жыл бұрын
Hello, these are awesome! Please do Vostroya next. All hail the God Tsar of Mankind!
@ConfusedGuardsman4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean god Emperor commie swine. Jk!
@michaelhowell23265 жыл бұрын
It would be pretty nifty if GW would make codex supplements for the IG like they did for the separate astartes chapters. Also, this far into the 40k timeline, wouldn't Sly be hundreds of years old? Is he still alive?
@helikontex24675 жыл бұрын
I reckon sly is a hero of sorts. A legend is like the phantom, just keep changing like a ghost
@simplewrites4 жыл бұрын
I want a really tall and buff Catachan Jungle fighter to walk up to a space marine and say:”Power armour is for pussies!”
@dibberz-v1z2 жыл бұрын
I'd kill for a good Warhammer game of the catachan Jungle fighters
@Kamina.D.Fierce3 жыл бұрын
Death Korps of Krieg: Our planet was subject to a nuclear apocalypse and we live mostly underground now! Mordian Iron Guard: Our planet is rotation locked so we can only live on one side of our planet with barely any resources and a population bent on our deaths. Catachans: Our planet sucked long before we got here.
@heatherordonez14904 жыл бұрын
The John Rambos of the Imperium...
@empathetic_chaoss19935 жыл бұрын
So... I may be late, but I think this confirms ItalianSpartacus is a Catachan....
@italianspartacus5 жыл бұрын
You and one other person have said this.. it's the best compliment next to the guy saying I look like a Space Marine in one of my earliest streams hahaha
@empathetic_chaoss19935 жыл бұрын
@@italianspartacus haha! Yess! You do as well but their abs are genetically engineered, you do it the Catachan way, sweat, shouts and no shirt!!
@empathetic_chaoss19935 жыл бұрын
@@italianspartacus also, fanboying hard as a big fan and tabletop player that you reaponded! Please keep that amazing content and peraonality goin!
@maDbiL5 жыл бұрын
In one war, Sly Marbo got bitten by a posionous Tyrannig lord. 5 seconds later, the Tyrannid lord died.
@ianbarry61465 жыл бұрын
Catachan and black templars are life
@alanmunilla7196 Жыл бұрын
Apparently there was a chaos incursion on their planet, and the jungle ate the demons. Not banished, ATE.
@Maxibon20075 жыл бұрын
Another crushing victory against Chaos because the Deamonettes were too distracted by all the Swole.
@Kamina.D.Fierce3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how my 3 favorite armies in 40k are also the 3 most insanely over the top. Death Korps of Krieg Mordian Iron Guard Catachan Jungle Fighters (And despite me also thinking Commissars are cool as well, it's funny how NONE of the 3 armies I listed seem to like or get along with Commissars, and it's always because the 3 see Commissars as less tough).
@DontEatSmurfs5 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for luetin response for the "no this is more badass"
@italianspartacus5 жыл бұрын
wait what?
@badape92275 жыл бұрын
So these guys are a cross between Rambo and Biff Tannen in space
@justarandomdude26554 жыл бұрын
When the trees speaks heresy..
@foddorais1422 Жыл бұрын
Well, in the incursion of chaos on catachan they got lucky it was a khornate warband and not a nurgle one.
@redherring8755 жыл бұрын
more like, CataCHAD jungle warriors
@silvertemplar80613 жыл бұрын
What is the second song man, I know the first one is the Children of the Omnissiah.
@kingjohn2195 жыл бұрын
i imagine a bunch of rambos and predator arnolds
@TTTristan14 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a fucking primarch landed there. Swole wouldn't just be an adjective anymore. It'd be a noun.
@davedogge22805 жыл бұрын
Chata, Chata, Chata, Catachan Chatachan, Chatachan, Chatachan Chatachan, let me rock you Let me rock you, Chatacan Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do Chatacan, let me rock you Let me rock you, Chatacan Let me rock you, let me feel for you Chatacan let me tell you what I wanna do Do you feel for me, the way I feel for you Catachan let me tell you what I wanna do
@ratri49694 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a Arnold Schwarzenegger character (Dutch) in the Catachan Army.
@frostyheretic2995 жыл бұрын
Nice stuff dude ^^
@eotwkdp4 жыл бұрын
Amazon and austraila combined into a planet times 10
@starbornstardust28555 жыл бұрын
Why not salt the jungle ? Unless you have to import the salt it seems cheaper than promethium fuel to keep the jungle back, I dropped about 800g of salt on an ivy and Hawthorn bush today after cutting them back earlier today, they won't be back for few years.