Imperials designing new Star Destroyers like:

[@TetsuShima]

Jedi Order: "You can't go to the Outer Rim and fight the Mandalorians. That's simply not possible." Revan: "Why isn't it possible?" Jedi Order: "It's just not..." Revan: "WHY NOT, YOU STUPID BASTARDS?!"

[@j-mlion3424]

I love this comment!😂🍻😂

[@itakedamage]

I didn’t understand..until I got to the last line 😂😂😂😂

[@darkknight41792]

Lmao 🤣 I can hear Patrick voice!! I’m done!

[@DefecTec]

18 year old Revan proceeded to storm out of the council chambers like a spoiled twelve year old

[@danielboatright8887]

Also Revan: Im gona beat everyone.

[@jeros8258]

"It has limited forward firing arcs, and the bridge is rather exposed I admit" "Is it menacing?" "....well yes but" "We will take 20,000" "also we need a tank with long legs, like really tall, building tall" "Are you people fucking serious?"

[@BigWheel.]

"We'd like some 2 legged versions of that tank too, for running at high speeds in dense wooded regions" Why!?

[@gandalf8216]

"How about a space shuttle with long, seemingly unnecessary wings at an 240 degrees angle, so they must be folded up like a hangar jet fighter before they can land? That would look so cool." "J.H Christ..."

[@zam023]

The Star Destroyer has limited forward firing arcs? Are we talking about the same ship here? The reason it has a arrow head shape is to give it has maximum forward firing arc.

[@jeros8258]

@@zam023 the 8 large turbo lasers on top, 4 each side of the bridge area can only shoot the first in the line forward, so two at once unless the ship tips forward. This was shown well in Rogue One as a SD fires the front ones while the 3 behind sit idle as they have no forward arc. As I recall I believe this was addressed in the old canon as New Republic Star Destroyers were designed better after the Empire fell to avoid such failings. The point being the Empire, did NOT take advantage of the arrowhead shape. This is probably deliberately done as most Empire tech has some level of design flaw in some regard.

[@hornedgoddess8191]

On a serious note, I always thought the whole intimidation aspect of the GE (I think it was Lucas that mentioned it I don't remember) and their machines being huge was kind of just an exaggeration. But then I learned about the Maus tank. And then the tanks the police drive around in the States. It's just funny idk.

[@capello5688]

Thrawn: I can’t believe the Emperor prefers Director Krennic’s Stardust project to my TIE defender project

[@monsieurcommissaire1628]

Grand Admiral, Sir, you are a brilliant and exceedingly clever warrior. Your project had greater merit, and History will see you far more favourably. However... Lord Sidious, The self-declared Emperor, has always had a flair for the dramatic, and has frequently chosen style over substance. Director Krennic had noticed this early on, thus his dashing all-white attire, topped off by that magnificent cape. You'll notice Lord Vader also wears a cape. That raging drama empress Sidious can't resist a good cape. In conclusion, Grand Admiral, athough your integrity may cause you to bristle at the thought of pandering to anybody's tastes, perhaps you should consider adding a cape to your wardrobe, in a colour that complements your distinctive blue complexion. I'm thinking of something in silver or gunmetal grey, of a metallic or shimmering fabric. You'll be irresistible.

[@ShawndaPrawn]

@@monsieurcommissaire1628I know you’re memeing, but now I would love to see Thrawn with a cape.

[@quineloe]

isn't Krennic long dead by then?

[@fakshen1973]

"Shields? You want... SHIELDS? Oh, you little blue faced nerf herder, next thing you'll tell me is that it should have a hyper drive.... why... are you making that... face?"

[@lukeroberson2115]

​@quineloe Thrawn was aware of the Death Star during its production, even learning about it early, surprising Palpatine. Thrawn also hated it, because he thought one big weapon was dumb compared to fixing the flying death traps that were the TIE fighters. He also notably hated resources going to waste, which destroying a planet absolutely is.

[@TheWarmachine375]

*FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-* Oh, it's The Lore Master uploading a new video about Star Destroyers. Glorious.

[@thalmoragent9344]

Heck yeah, same energy right here

[@michaelandreipalon359]

*Hey, best buddy!*

[@gholm-vo3is]

@@michaelandreipalon359 Pretty sure that makes eight...

[@gholm-vo3is]

@@michaelandreipalon359 Never gonna let the boy live this one down

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Trunks, meanwhile: "GOD-A-A-AMMIT!!!"

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

I can actually imagine some random imperial officers comparing their star destroyers in a meeting like this. 😂😂😂

[@A350Airways]

Just replace the suits in this clip by Imperial naval officer uniforms and there you have it, and this clip may as well take place on Kuat for good measure...

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

I'd take that bet to the Pazzack table. On Nar Shaddah. Strong hand, good odds. Then I'd cash out and buy some real estate on Naboo.

[@__taka__8200]

there all the same designs but with different features than the last

[@KaptinFathead]

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Grand Admiral Thrawn's Star Destroyer.

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

Its an isd with blue paint

[@IMELDAGASATAN]

@@GunsAndAmmo3 nope it’s isd-1

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

@@IMELDAGASATAN my bad

[@0013bluejay]

​@@IMELDAGASATANyep, and it may have less BIG BOOM and shield power than an ISD-II but damn, does thrown know how to command.

[@xaleypoo4779]

A pair of Victory II Star Destroyers pulled out of hyperspace by an Interdictor Star Destroyer within range of your Golan II.

[@Godzilla00X]

I like to think Vader looked at other higher ups in the empires star destroyer and thought of them like Bateman does the cards. His mechanic skills was probably the only none negative thing in his life left

[@andraslukacsovits2349]

When you grow up repairing droids as a hobby and it turns out really useful in the long run when you become 90% machine yourself. 💀

[@IsaiahRichards692]

When you realize Bateman is meant to be a methodical Machiavellian villain but his main inciting incident is basically “Boohoo! The other guy at work had a cooler piece of paper than me!”

[@Quirderph]

@@IsaiahRichards692 *Is* he meant to be a methodical and Machiavellian or does he just *claim* to be like that?

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@Quirderph He’s bound to be narcissistic and seeking praise and approval with his maturity level so I assume he sees himself that way.

[@jenkem4464]

@@IsaiahRichards692 "When you realize Bateman is meant to be a methodical Machiavellian villain but his main inciting incident is basically “Boohoo! The other guy at work had a cooler piece of paper than me!” That's the pathological narcissism doing it's thing. We see clear evidence of people like this in public. *Rump is a classic example.

[@telgorf6497]

Never thought you would make a meme

[@amazingbro6723]

Same here

[@deadshot5007]

You haven't been around 2018 huh?

[@maggiesimone275]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one

[@thisissostupidliterallywhy]

@@deadshot5007 I miss when he was called Fact Free

[@DanielTAKD]

And how is this a meme? Oh wait, what am I thinking? People make memes out of every little thing these recent years, so of course it is a meme...

[@sullivandmitry1416]

Absolutely love that the video stayed true to the original scene as every one of the destroyers was damn near the exact same.

[@judet2992]

Weeeellllll, in terms of capability, no. But design wise? My god yes. Except for the last one. Because ILM just scaled their Inperial-1 CGI model under a time constraint, all the windows are like 2.5 times too big.

[@IllustriousCrocoduck]

A-ca-scUUUUUse me?

[@PerovNigma]

I didn't recognise the third one, I was expecting the First Order version.

[@vitorpereira9515]

A fleet of Imperial star destroyer is a beautiful display of power and in my opinion is more efficient than a death star.

[@dukes1993724]

Kathleen Kennedy seemed to think so by the end of the new trilogy lol

[@vitorpereira9515]

@@dukes1993724 She is an idiot. That "sequel" is her failure. At least she made the expanded universe better .

[@demonix_pixel5333]

@@dukes1993724 BAHAHA

[@Unknown-hb3id]

@@dukes1993724 Of course, they were crewed by buffoons that *canonically* don't know which way is up without a special comms tower.

[@TheDirtbaggrif]

@@Unknown-hb3id planes don't go anywhere without a tower either and that's a lot less complex

[@solidskullz5736]

Love the star destroyer, so iconic and menacing

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Which one though? There are tons of Star Destroyers. Venator, Acclumator, Imperial, Resurgence, etc.

[@angelic_disappointment7889]

@@TheFirstCurse1they’re obviously referring to the Imperial class

[@TheFirstCurse1]

@@angelic_disappointment7889 No it's not obvious given that there are several different star destroyers.

[@swvwc8393]

Imperial 1, Imperial 2, Tector, Imperator, Interdictor, what?@@angelic_disappointment7889

[@MiguelMedV]

​@@TheFirstCurse1 Bro it was obvious, come on. I'm a Star Wars fan but please, go workout outside and get some sunlight, screens are getting to you 😅...

[@RexOlafusVidulusMagnus]

Windu; "You're on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master. That's simply not possible" Anakin: "Why isn't it possible?" Windu: "It's just not." Anakin: "Why not you stupid bastard?!"

[@jdotoz]

"Hey, Mace!"

[@juicygranolabar]

This is actually a super accurate metaphor. To an outside observer, they all look the same, but for the enthusiasts it's all the difference in the world.

[@yasininn76]

They are all the exact same, evil angry dorito space ships

[@robbieaulia6462]

​@@yasininn76 yeah, real life warships are like that as well. The USS Iowa and the IJN Yamato looks pretty similar to one another despite being built by two different nations. Why? Cause the two ships have similar doctrines with similar purposes, A.K.A. big ships with big guns.

[@yasininn76]

@@robbieaulia6462 i mean, you can't exactly build a ship with a very unconventional and impractical form and expect it to do well

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

​@@yasininn76 fuck you *builds a submarine*

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Shut up, he murdered the guy over a business card! That will never not be hysterical!

[@hmrdev-billnye8166]

"Should we make more memes?" "Yes!" "Ok, but it'll take a while tho!" It was worth the wait

[@captainrexofthe501st9]

Imperial High Command meetings after Thrawn introduced them to the wonders of what subtle details mean

[@gavinlamp5426]

Imperial Engineers: *looking at a slice of pizza* "You know what... Yes." *Meanwhile in the outer rim territories* Rebel Engineers: "Is it military grade?" Used Ship Salesman: "It was used for transporting Gungan bobbleheads...." Rebel Engineers: "Good enough. Well take it."

[@ianalopez]

I fucking miss you Lore Master! You really made my entire first year of my job bearable and I genuinely owe you my life.

[@TheLoreMasterYT]

I'll be back with plenty more videos and possibly streams once Andor starts, currently taking a break and recharging. Also I hope whatever you were going through, you'll be able to keep improving and get to where you want to be in life :)

[@ianalopez]

@@TheLoreMasterYT You have no clue what your words mean to me. Thank you again. Do you use Discord? I just downloaded it again and I have no groups 😅

[@istvantoth3775]

@@TheLoreMasterYT what a Chad

[@kingnothing5678]

Bro. What's your job that lets you watch KZbin videos on the clock?

[@ReddMapleLeaf]

I think you should remaster this video by having voice actors read the lines you wrote. It’s a funny concept tho, I like it!

[@Ivan_Berni]

@@MPD90 There are voice generators.

[@Ivan_Berni]

@@MPD90 you will be shocked by this: The samples for automated voices are recorded by voice actors.

[@theblasteffect4499]

@@Ivan_Berni hmmmmm

[@sleepyjoe1942]

I can’t believe Tarkin prefers Thrawn’s Destroyer to mine

[@cloudftw113]

Board meetings at Kuat Drive Yards be like

[@notme8232]

Rendili Star Drive: "I can't believe the Emperor prefers KDY ships to mine"

[@TaskForce_911]

In reality, most of the star destroyers looks exactly the same (except Vader's Super star destroyer) and only differentiated when it came to addition of more ports, turbolasers/weapons, structure and Ion engine/ion drive. This was a move by the Star Wars marketing department to sell in merchandises and toys

[@zam023]

There are 12 Super Star Destroyers plus 1 hidden on Coruscant. Vader's is not unique.

[@jnev5572]

Yes, that's the joke lmao Here's your star lores gold star

[@matthewstudios9714]

Yeah but the ISD 1 was a smaller ISD then they made the ISD 2 the most commonly used ISD the they went on to make victory class star destroyers and many other types and sizes and my favorite of all the eclipse class super star destroyer

[@ThePigeon5734]

@@matthewstudios9714 victory destroyers go back to before the Venator...

[@jackrutledgegoembel5896]

ok this is kind of bullshit. Disney doesn't sell Imperial-1, Imperial-2, and Tector-class merchandise/toys separately. In fact, I think they give less of a shit abt the differentiation than the fans... the Tector-class as far as I know has NEVER been sold as a toy or on any merch, ever! And I wish it was. We've never even gotten a canon depiction of its top side!!

[@Paydayfanpage]

Vader: What is thy bidding my master Palpatine :My bidding.......i bid thee to stop rammimg the ship into astroids!!!!!

[@matthewstudios9714]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ayylmao575]

Vader: No, no I don’t think I will.

[@Datch99]

There should be more Memes like these on the channel lol

[@MehHalfhearted]

Honestly though if you think about it the base star destroyer itself is an unbeatably good design for offense. The way the ship is built nearly every single gun on it can be brought to bear on a single target at the same time, all you have to do is point your nose towards your opponent and you have completely unrivaled firepower. All your turbolasers can open up at once and destroy anything in a ship to ship fight. No other ship in star wars has anywhere close that sort of offensive capability, until you account for superweapons. Its only weakness is that pesky command bridge, and thats only included because otherwise theres no reasonable way to defeat one.

[@hllyenaylleth9576]

What I don't understand, is why not have that bridge there and have the commanders of the ship elsewhere onboard.

[@MehHalfhearted]

@@hllyenaylleth9576 better yet, why not get rid of the bridge completely, have a command room all the way on the interior of the ship and just use cameras and hologram tech to see what's going on in the battlefield.

[@radicalxg8282]

@@MehHalfhearted But then you wont have those awesome villianesque shots about vader deep in his thoughs sight seeing into space from the bridge, its all about that drip you dig?

[@screenname8267]

Well it also had a little problem with not carrying enough fighters for a design with few to no anti fighter turrets.

[@UGNAvalon]

“No other ship” _Mon Cal cruisers with similar-but-rounded designs, plus wings for more surface area; Plus Home One with its spinning-barrel-broadside._

[@sgttoasterface5282]

I can see this exact situation and conversation happening on the old sith dark council between the masters

[@user-wr6dj4ib9o]

imperials be like: lets just steal harrower sith empire had and call it a day

[@maximusstarblazer]

This is a incredible discovery. It seems to depict the shenanigans going onboard them Star Destroyers and them incompetent officers and crews! this was great!

[@Oscar_Lasco]

I can't believe Allen's Star Destroyer didn't explode on the surface when Bateman dropped it on the table! We're dealing with some frightening technology here!

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Paul Allen's card should've been an Executor-class Star Dreadnought.

[@lahavmorris9919]

I was hoping for some more dreadnought sized star destroyers

[@thechrometrooper5454]

Please keep uploading more lore meme videos. In fact, make it an entire series!

[@TheWarmachine375]

A thousand Star Destroyers are able to destroy one planet after all

[@jasperhunt596]

This parallels with the movie nicely, since in the movie the "joke" is that all their cards are the same.

[@llamagames6803]

That was class A editing and humor 😂

[@plastered26]

This genuinely could be a scene where a bunch of imperial admirals with fragile egos flex their star destroyers

[@j-mlion3424]

I absolutely love this meme format!

[@davidsirmons]

him: (sweating...whispering in his head) *"it's even got twin deflector domes..."*

[@Pine0wlple]

“Corporate needs you to spot the difference between these 4 ships.” Me: They’re all the same, except that last one has a red rim…

[@moontrooper2587]

Ironically, the Xyston is actually the most unoriginal of all Star Destroyer designs. It's the exact same model used for the Imperial I from Rogue One, only they just upscaled it to be bigger, meaning that all the windows, rooms, and chairs are double the size.

[@ReySkywalker2]

@@moontrooper2587 That’s not true at all. Just because the windows are 2 times as big doesn’t mean everything inside is lol.

[@moontrooper2587]

@@ReySkywalker2 It's literally the same CG model that they enlarged for the movie. The original Xyston design couldn't be made in time, and was scrapped.

[@ReySkywalker2]

@@moontrooper2587 Your point?

[@moontrooper2587]

@@ReySkywalker2 You read my point 2 times already.

[@tsarfox3462]

This is definitely what happens at Kuat Drive Yards every day.

[@slayr399]

I knew it was coming but "Let's see Paul Allen's Star Destroyer" had me in stitches.

[@xuse4075]

Would love to see this with the Sherman tank It's basically the same skit

[@malteschaper3782]

Good idea! Why don't you make one of those vids?!

[@Mr00Ted]

My god, it’s even got a 17 pdr

[@John-qv5ux]

@@Mr00Ted Look at that subtle upside down breech, the tasteful thickness of the 17-pdr... my god.

[@hunterkiller1440]

"Hey, Wilhuff! ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! Try building another Death Star now, you stupid fracking nerfherder!" - Thrawn

[@Viejaescula34]

palpatine: why is it not possible? empire engineer: its just not palpatine: why not you stupid bastard! 2nd death star planning

[@Capt_CrimsoN]

Average Kuat Drive Yards board meeting:

[@theimperialist2686]

Impressive, most impressive.

[@honzabalak3462]

Venator is and always will be the prettiest one.

[@TheWorldMemeDatabase]

I was half expecting Paul Allen’s Star Destroyer to be the Executor class, but such a large visual difference would not be in the spirit of the business cards scene.

[@mbberry135]

Only ever fly on Imperial Star Destroyers with those watermarks.

[@christophernicoloff6698]

I was expecting the last to be an Allegiance class, but this is better.

[@Censored4UViaGoogle]

Paul Allen’s Star Destroyer is to die for!

[@theguybehindyou4762]

Missed opportunity: Bateman: *Impressive. Most impressive.*

[@uthopia27]

i love tht palpatine SD in TROS taking inspiration from Anakin Venator fleet during clone wars , the one he fit with laser canon in the ship belly ( the venator in the opening of ROTS ) so instead of anti star ship it was a mini version if death star laser.

[@TheLastBabyMan]

Super? Nah, man. Now the Eclipse my friend, That is "Super."

[@alexrexaros9837]

“Thats it? That's the new Star Destroyer? That's just the same model with some added cannons and a paint job!”

[@Rowebot15]

"What a piece of junk!" "we added a stripe on the side" "I'll take 4 thousand"

[@MeargleSchmeargle]

The ISD 2, the "how many turbolasers can we cram onto a 2-kilometer ship" ship.

[@Robertward111]

I just was expecting a first order Star Destroyer to be shown last to show how "superior" it is to the imperial classes. Thank you for not doing this. You really are the Lore Master.

[@matthew1977]

I am very much looking forward to you producing more videos!

[@nunuonroad9969]

"The tasteful thickness of it" even as a kid I found this scene hilarious. I remember thinking who tf CARES 😂

[@ivanovcentrumcz]

This cracked me up literally in the first second. Genius.

[@nickirmen6671]

"Are you alright Moff Bateman? You're sweating"

[@frogsaup]

Its over when they pull up with the allegiance

[@vin7490]

i love, such quality designer flexing

[@Moon_Cricket_Stinks]

The guy in the next room: IS-3 star destroyer Bateman: 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵

[@michaelhayes8519]

I've never seen a more accurate meme in my life for anything 😂

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

*Rendili enters the room.* “AHEM! Gentlemen, gentlemen…” *Pulls out their card with a completely different star destroyer.* “Republic Star Destroyer. Exceptional Shields, Ion Cannons for shield tripping. Lighter Armor for MUCH better speed.” *Pats his index finger on the card.*

[@tomtommerson6320]

"Palapatine, it's Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker. You're my Master and I should let you know I killed a lot of people."

[@cotybowman8825]

During the Galactic Republic everything looked so elegant. During the Empire years everything looks dull and devoid of artistic design. It is a great metaphor for the differences in the ages. Like Western design vs Eastern design during the Cold War.

[@Stewie_Guy99]

Empire looks cooler

[@BigWheel.]

Cold war eastern design has soul

[@cotybowman8825]

@@BigWheel. Concrete apartment buildings? Gulags? Berlin Wall? Agree to disagree.

[@floseatyard8063]

@@cotybowman8825 su 47 mig 29 mig 25 mig 32 su 27 su 37 tu 95 kuznetsov carrier

[@cotybowman8825]

@@floseatyard8063 F14 F15 F16 U2 SR71 F117 Nimitz class carrier Los Angeles class submarines (one is named after my small hometown)

[@felinusfeline5559]

The Empire high command had so much backstabbing and hidden agendas...no wonder General Bateman murdered Paul with a Vibro blade after showing him Cantina music.

[@sant41]

Most people don't pay attention to the lyrics, and that's because it doesn't have any

[@Spudtron98]

This actually fits the original scene super well, given that the whole point is that the differences between them are basically imperceptible and it's all complete bullshit that only these corporate goons would care about.

[@kingDowahs]

“I can’t believe Palpatine prefers Grand Admiral Thrawn’s Star Destroyer to mine”

[@cane6074]

Patrick Bateman is a VP at Kuat Drive Yards, must be related to the Kuat of Kuat!

[@deadshot5007]

Another reason for why you are my favourite SW channel

[@superjesse645]

When you realize each subsequent ISD model has less and less hangar space, it goes to show just how truly tactically braindead Palpatine and his cohorts really were when faced with the Rebels and their starfighter/carrier tactics.

[@Schizo3915]

Finnaly, someone thinks like me. In Venator classes there are at least 200 starfighter in, but after declaration of Empire new Imperial I-Class Star Destroyer there is only 72 of them installed. Also about crew. In wookipedia there is like 10-12.000 personal in Venator, but about in Imperial classes total 47.000-48.000 men onboard. Let's talk about it; when I was searching about Imperial classes in internet I got to enteresting thing about it. Like "one destroyer can consumes all of taxes in a world like Coruscant. This class also expensive. Between 150 million galactic credit.

[@Schizo3915]

Also if we compare with an MC-80 Liberty cruiser in Canon, this kind of Star Cruiser carry up 120 starfighter. And can be operate with more smaller crew. The "crew calculation" is breakes everything. This is why I love Xyston classes. Small crew, may small starfighter wing but they added a superlaser. About Resurgent ones, they are may strong by guns, because they have at least 1.500 barrel gun and powered by cyber cyristals. It's haves two bridge, on in the command tower and one in the body. 144 starfighter; it's good. But about crew, it's reaches more than 80.000 personal. And absurdly 2.915 meter length. Bro, you are First Order, you grew up secretly in your first established years. You cannot build or hide 3km ships. Also New Republic are really rotten like Hux said. You cant did anything which a thing that already speraded to galaxy.

[@Schizo3915]

Listen, if they do Hux like Grand Admiral Thrawn; it can be cleanse the galaxy only just with some dozen of Resurgents. But they chose him as "Australian Painter" of space, and made it like sandbag. He can't did anything. And at least of my words, calculate the Battle of Exegol. There is only 14.000 Resistance vessel but in other side at least 1048 Xyston placed here. In every Xyston there is 72 TIE Dagger. In small mat; Sith Fleet had at least 72.000 fighter and additional 1048 ship. Only 3 ship can be clean Resistance all from Galaxy, but absurd screen writing of JJ Abrams were destroyed it. Sorry for my bad England, I'm not Englishman.

[@vendetta9348]

I would bring an updated Venator class with hundreds of fighters and bombers, That is really nice

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

A death trap full of death traps.

[@Etzelsschizo]

A carrier with barely any defense and its biggest weakness being close combat surely would have fared great against the hit and run tactics of the rebells (not)

[@John-qv5ux]

It's called the Secutor-class, and it's babygirl and I love it.

[@John-qv5ux]

@@Etzelsschizo To be fair, the Rebels preferred Starfighter assaults, and a massive carrier was literally the only thing that stopped the Empire from blacking out the sun with endless streams of TIE series starfighters.

[@yourfbiagent2053]

I would be very glad if they would used alliegance for this vid

[@Brslld]

Impressive, Very nice. Now lets see Palpatine's parody video.

[@Ugapiku]

Now do the Venator one, cause that one is a banger!

[@johanwallin1256]

Somehow, the scene made more sense in a Star Wars context. "Oh my God, that Star Destroyer even had a superlaser!"

[@DJB3lfry]

This is why the Victory-II is my favorite star destroyer. It's smaller and adds just enough depth to the design to look unique without losing the star destroyer shape

[@firephoenix7788]

I think the First Order version of this is just going to be 3 people around a business table yelling "BIGGER!" at the top of their lungs.

[@GreatSunkenVessel-yd1]

The Empire Designing the most impractical, exposed, and vulnerable ship that plays perfectly into a guerrilla force’s doctrine.

[@generalbigjohn2199]

Well if you think the ISD is the most impractical then I’d stay clear of the rebellion’s ships. That shit is pants-on-head stupid.

[@EwingAmaterasu]

Brotherhood of Darkness: you can’t have the title of Darth, it’s just not possible Bane: why not? Brotherhood of Darkness: it’s just not… Bane: why not you FUCKING BASTARDS!??

[@rocketgroot4311]

*to me i feel like "They're the same Picture" Meme from The Office would be more appropriate..*

[@bhslfdhe]

He missed the perfect opportunity to show the executor

[@miguelguerreroperson369]

He is back!

[@OldBuford]

"theyre the same photo" meme template seems more appropriate

[@denchik5798]

The reason why Gallen Erso left the Death Star engineering team.

[@Faultdrinks]

This is true, i watched this happen while on my shift

[@localfloridaman4038]

This is the type of " -The corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture -They are the same picture" kinda stuff

[@theexcaliburone5933]

pretty sure the picture you showed for tector was an allegiant

[@dragonseatcheese8727]

And they managed to make ALL of them have the same ridiculously obvious weaknesses.

[@RoyalMudcrab]

Thought it was gonna be the Allegiance, but the stupid Xyston works, too.

[@delta9685]

Is the last one the one from Rise of Skywalker? I mean they mostly look all very familiar but if it has red markings and a superlaser then it's either some legends SD or from that movie.

[@thelordofsalem3044]

ANAKIN: "Is it possible to learn this power?" PALPATINE: "Not from a Jedi." ANAKIN: "Why isn't it possible?" PALPATINE: "It's just not." ANAKIN: "WHY.NOT. you stupid bastard?!"

[@donny6775]

"Lord Vader? Are you alright? You're crackling."

[@RRaptor86]

And this is why I prefer the Separatist’s Providence-class capital ship and the Mon Calamri’s Star Cruiser over the Empire’s Star Destroyers.

[@John-qv5ux]

I enjoy fried Calamari as well.

[@SarthorS]

Warhammer 40k Imperial Navy officer "I find the lack of skulls... disturbing".

[@Sxboh]

I've been a huge Star Wars fan for quite a few years now, but I only recently learned that there are different types of star destroyer 💀

[@stealthSGMB]

Damn, I was expecting content. But to give credit where credit is do, good meme.

[@RandomGuy-ed8zq]

A meme from The Lore Master "My lord. Is that, legal?"