Impossible New Year's Resolution

I just wanted to live in the moment is that so hard?! The first 1000 people to use this link will get a free trial of Skillshare Premium Membership: skl.sh/julieno...
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[@julienolke]

If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

[@mikeb.2925]

"I don't think this should be news to you." Me in every conversation with every co-worker ever.

[@sharkdentures3247]

NEVER underestimate the ignorance of . . . . . .well . . . . .EVERYBODY! (self included)

[@AmberUnraveled]

yes hahahaha

[@julienolke]

hahahaha oh my god yes

[@nosferat-ew]

This comment DEFINES my inbox this morning 🥲

[@Lenore4Evermore]

I just told my daughter the other day “ to live in the moment”...perfect🙌🤣😂

[@grumpypotato1149]

"Oh my god this is a nightmare, where do I go from here?" "To the bathroom?"

[@julienolke]

hehe

[@FlameWing-fi1tx]

Oomg lmao

[@sasaoldbarn]

SO GOOD!!!

[@shauncagney2811]

this was absolutely my favorite line

[@jimh472]

@@grumpypotato1149 And you made her loose the moment. Hope you're happy with yourself. :D

[@OurayTheOwl]

I’m not convinced Julie isn’t a temporal anomaly, and her life is actually just filled with countless alternate Julies

[@A_Qwynide]

Julie getting ready to film a sketch: **pushes blue button** "OOOO I'm Ms. Nolke, LOOK AT ME!!"

[@justineberlein5916]

Nah, she's just cloned at the same lab that made all the Ryan Georges

[@rubyjohnson5854]

@@A_Qwynide Haha Rick and Morty reference

[@jacobd1984]

@@justineberlein5916 I think the standard nomenclature is actually Ryans George.

[@NAME-yg8sl]

@@justineberlein5916 we already seen that the julieverse and ryanverse coexist together from there crossover

[@maxbarclay6655]

Julie is an international treasure, I mean truly incredible acting right here!

[@nbmoleminer5051]

Aye

[@Anubonek]

so true!

[@goldenlynx2687]

Here before this guy is hearted

[@julienolke]

oh shush makin me blush

[@claireify1963]

@@julienolke hahahaa

[@webhead215]

I wasn't expecting to learn the word "fusillade" from a KZbin comedy sketch, but here we are.

[@julienolke]

haha word of the day

[@ellaadair]

What does it mean?

[@jonahsmittens9274]

It's not the F-word we deserve, but it's the F-word we need.

[@siddharthmishra48]

@@ellaadair Like a barrage of negative feedback or criticism

[@katrosemond6411]

same! lol!

[@VeterinarySecrets]

'That how time works..' so funny a so glad to see your channel take off :-)

[@peppypigeon]

This hurts me because of your grammar

[@ross1535]

*”That’s how time works...” *You’re so funny, and I’m glad to see your channel take off

[@MuttFitness]

@@peppypigeon it hurts me cause her channel took off about a year ago

[@peppypigeon]

@@MuttFitness true that

[@acblaze3116]

Agreed it's finally happening!

[@sd.2528]

"I don't think this should be news to you."

[@julienolke]

fax

[@annaswanson5903]

😂😂😂

[@evanjohnson4559]

This is so far my favorite quote of the video! Lol

[@eduardomunhoz1581]

this went from silly non-sensical joke to a deep dive in alcoholism very quickly

[@g.west2372]

when living every moment is more feasable than abstaining alkohol for half a week :-D

[@eduardomunhoz1581]

@@g.west2372 it is

[@chshrkt]

Your channel is one of the things that keeps me sane during (*waves hand in air*) all... this. Thank you!

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Imma steal that - "all... this". Definitely an improvement on "this trying time":-/

[@julienolke]

haha glad I could help

[@duckofdeathv1595]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I like John Green's "gestures broadly"

[@41-Haiku]

"Are you prepared to make any other changes in your life?" "Not really." I feel attacked.

[@dougnoel1]

Hahaha "Probably the bathroom." I was thinking you should be on Saturday Night Live, and then it hit me that this skit reminds me of skits on SCTV.

[@tomaslane6018]

17 HOURS WTF

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

She fits well in the classic Canadian Sketch Comedy tradition from SCTV to Kids in the Hall. Rick Moranis would be a fan.

[@josephwalsh7546]

Except SNL hasn't been funny in at least 30 years.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

@@Sam_on_KZbin well it seems she was born in Ontario, so it stands to reason she'd have watched SCTV

[@fuzzyrant]

Acting, editing, spontaneity! Julie is really a top tier caliber

[@julienolke]

Wow, thank you!

[@draghn]

Seriously!

[@carmapuchiella]

She knows the word fusillade but not how time works? I call shenanigans!

[@julienolke]

haha good catch

[@alexthemole2987]

Carmapuchiella: time is more complex than fusillade.

[@arpitabrahmachari7649]

@@alexthemole2987 phantasmagoria. Even more complex

[@RatusMax]

Hi Chris Evans and Jlo's child.

[@julienolke]

ooh now that's a compliment!

[@A_Qwynide]

Can't unsee

[@kudzijamesrusike]

Yep she is beautiful.

[@ClarenceJBoddicker1987]

I was thinking more Winona Ryder circa Mr Deeds.

[@seantDrummer]

@@julienolke clearly not the butts though (I’m so sorry)

[@dudedysseus]

"I'm starting to think that behind this moment there's going to be a barrage of subsequent moments." Great writing.

[@MrBandholm]

Definitly the best that came out of 2020 on KZbin, was to find Julie Nolkes channel!

[@felixweissenburger4584]

How did she manage to live in the moment for 14 days until January 14th? Amazing that she survived that long

[@hiltonian_1260]

People say “Julie Nolke should be on SNL.” Actually, SNL wishes it could be on Julie Nolke. But it isn’t funny enough.

[@redscul129]

i also wish "i could be in her", lol

[@TimmyMoza]

Truth. Right there.

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@redscul129 ok let's backtrack and workshop that a little

[@Hackklash]

@@redscul129 let's just hope Julie doesn't see your comment

[@tedonica]

@@Hackklash She would do the polite thing and ignore it, I'm sure. That's just how Canadian she is.

[@Shadow_284]

Man, Julie has such great chemistry with herself! You two should work together more often! :P

[@ayla8345]

I fucking hate it when people say “you need to live in the moment to be happy” like how the fuck do you even do that???

[@random23287]

Something that helped me is: You can't become happy, you can only be happy. Idk if it will help you, but just a tidbit.

[@chainreaction1703]

Agree, the whole concept is a contradiction. If life is a journey, then why is happiness a destination. On that journey of life, you will have a happy times and not so happy times.

[@beyonderssupreme]

They lied them self in those illusion concepts

[@GrowYourWealth101]

Just enjoy good times. 🙏

[@viddeliten]

@@random23287 Ah, so it's said by people that are trying to enjoy a thing and the other person keeps asking them about what they want for dinner next week and stuff!

[@m.pellegrini2540]

Last time I was this early Julie wasn't wearing pants

[@mattofthenorth]

That is definitely reason enough to be early

[@johnree6106]

So you caught that one😆

[@truthbaxter9689]

M Peligrinni, so you are living in that moment. See it works.

[@Deadpool3203]

“Life’s a journey, not a destination.” -Steve Tyler, Aerosmith, “Amazing,” from their 1993 album “Get A Grip”

[@HandbrakeBiscuit]

"Desperate for the bathroom Julie" is my *new* favorite Julie..!

[@DemetriLoizou]

Mine too!

[@saanvitaneja6683]

‘Living in the moment’ Oh my god I’ve definitely read lists with things like that. Great job as usual!

[@UninterruptedSound]

“Oh... you’re taking it literally...?” 😂 hahaha

[@annaswanson5903]

😂😂😂

[@mattofthenorth]

You are needed!!! Julie just don’t stop this moment or any. 🤗 💚💚💚

[@IsabelS767]

Just wondering if you from the north of Ireland?

[@mattofthenorth]

@@IsabelS767 Yes, back in time but presently in the North of North American

[@IsabelS767]

@@mattofthenorth oh sorry you see I am from the north of Ireland

[@mattofthenorth]

@@IsabelS767 Nice. South Armagh

[@Purp-Op]

Gotta love someone that says "Shoot", and "Fuck" within 10 seconds.

[@nomadbynature8811]

"This is altering my whole world view" "That's ok cause didn't you just change it?" The last year in a nutshell.

[@coena9377]

“I’m going to try living in the moment.” “Yeah, that’s how everyone lives, literally the only alternative to living in the moment is death.”

[@cam4894]

Let me start off by saying, that rugby shirt is the bomb digity! Also I love this! Honestly, I stopped having New Years resolutions years ago. I've moved on to lists of things I'd like to accomplish. My current list is "doing things alone" 2020 helped a little, but I wasn't able to do a solo vacation. There's always next year or whatever. I did do a solo beach sunrise for my 33rd birthday which was phenomenal! 😁 Thank you for sharing your humor!!

[@77joshhh]

I love people who do this. "I'm gonna live in the moment!" ...well technically you do... it's an unstoppable march towards an inescapable demise... happy birthday lmao

[@LarryLatouf]

I've been dealing with some bad health related news this week, and the creativity of this sketch really improved my mood. Thank you.

[@BensOnlyChannel]

"Yeah, well that's how... time works"

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

"I resolve not to try to overthrow the government of the United States." Oops.

[@FlameWing-fi1tx]

That's not a oopsie right there congrats 👏

[@MononcOli]

Not an unreachable goal, it's an old frail man, easy to topple

[@FlameWing-fi1tx]

@@MononcOli I like the you think..

[@justineberlein5916]

Woopsie!

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

@@justineberlein5916 Democrats: Isn't that a major problem? Republicams: Super easy, barely an inconvenience Democrats: But... isn't THAT a major problem?!

[@sriyasodharmma4021]

My New Year's Resolution in 2021 is to be kind to everyone everytime everywhere I go.

[@applechip6748]

😀 good luck.

[@sriyasodharmma4021]

@@applechip6748 thank you!💙

[@frankboyd.]

Just remember sometimes "you have to be cruel to be kind".

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Ooh, nice Cascadia flag! Northern beaver region or southern tech campus territory?

[@sriyasodharmma4021]

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 oh no sorry mate, I'm not from Cascadia lol. I just change my username every once in a while to things/places/characters I like.

[@hawkthorn33]

This whole thing is gold, was gold, dammit missed it.... I always make the same resolution every year, to have a date for next new years eve. On the plus side I keep my resolution for the whole year. Down side I fail.

[@michaelbattat1236]

One word - amazing! Thank you. We are in yet another lockdown here in London so your brilliant videos are all keeping us sane! Just like they did 9 months ago in our first lockdown! Thank you again for all the videos that you did many months ago. We watched every single one of them and since our lockdown went on for 4 months we watched each one many times in order to keep us going! Let's hope that this year will be a better one for us all!

[@annoyboyPictures]

Can we PLEASE get more MIRROR JULIE sketches? They are the FUNNIEST.

[@janeanfeller9363]

Can we take a second to recognize Julie's insane editing skills? They are always on point, but damn, the ad at the end is just so good. How are there not two actual Julie's in that scene??

[@GeOzAlien]

Stellar acting as always, Julie! I love your uncanny ability to make multiple versions of yourself seem like rather different people. XD

[@sidkemp4672]

Julie, I love your stuff. For me, this is the best yet. You see I am a zen teacher (genuinely) with 40 years experience living in the moment. And I am a life coach. I get clients very much in the dilemma your character fell into. One way I teach this is that "living in the moment" means when you need to pee, go pee. Thank you so much for helping me laugh at myself!

[@milospollonia1121]

"Life is a Journey, not a Destination" A wise man once said "Journey before Destination"

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

love your username

[@vaaaaaaliiii]

Stormlight chronicles?

[@milospollonia1121]

Stormlight Archive, but you got the spirit

[@vaaaaaaliiii]

@@milospollonia1121 aaaaah I'm always mixing the translations qwq But nice, I'm currently reading the second book lol

[@milospollonia1121]

@@vaaaaaaliiii I'm on the third, it's amazing innit?

[@bedtimestories2027]

4:36 is the Best scene of Julie responding to Julie saying "I know right" with the 🙄

[@CrimsonTemplar2]

“I don’t think this should be news to you.” That was fantastic.

[@MightyBiffer]

Great humor. Great acting. Great writing. This channel has the best commercials ever. They are worth watching unlike other channels (or TV) where I just skip the commercial.

[@ValenNitto]

Enlightened Julie is definitely a moment

[@bullzeyez3236]

I too want to live in the moment, I can't seem to choose which one I want to live in though.😂 Thanks for the awesome content Julie 💛

[@da.reverend]

So, um...is this a sequel to “Julie Explains the Future to Her Past Self?” ‘Cause that’s the vibe I’m getting, here. And if it is, MORE, PLEASE? Damn, she’s good.

[@NainKaigo]

I stumbled on your channel late last year and do not regret it! I am a big fan of Ask High Julie. The positivity and high energy enthusiasm is contagious - even if you are high as a kite

[@Lifestyle8]

Have a good day to everyone who reads🥰

[@a.e.m.08]

Why thank you! 😁

[@alonesan1567]

Thanks, you too S2

[@korkenzieherhaselnuss3354]

Thank you very much Hope you enjoy your day too.

[@shalomkreitman1102]

Thank you! And to you as well. Stay safe

[@Downhuman74]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this but I think this entire meta approach to comedy and the way you execute it is groundbreaking and stunningly original. Your last 2 uploads have both been absolute gold. The last one was like a mobius strip of silliness -- I must've watched it 10 times.

[@joeynathan6073]

I guess while we’re at it, “carpe diem” is not meant literally. Even if it was, stealing calendars from a stationary store definitely is NOT how you seize the day or days.

[@nateandrade5083]

You are hilarious! Please, never stop making videos. Also, if it is something you want to do, make a full stand up special. You would kill with your talent.

[@rtr1043]

“Life is a journey, not a destination.” Legit thought of Ice Cube when she said that. “Life ain’t a track meet, it’s a marathon.” 😆

[@anatolydyatlov963]

The truth is that life is life, na na, nana na.

[@Duryism]

I could re-watch this video right now, and it's like I'm living in those moments again. I'm looping moments and living them whenever I want. Someone tell Julie that I've solved her problem.

[@whoisoda]

Jesus this is such smart humor it requires a lot of wit to come up with sketches like this 😂. Subscribed!

[@Golf67]

Another incredibly well thought out and acted performance! I have no idea why you don’t have over 1 million subscribers. I think you’ll get there this year though. Keep ‘em coming Julie, these skits give us something to always look forward to.

[@Ishay4K]

We need a Part 5 of explaining the pandemic to Julie.

[@calebmoore5854]

I am always so impressed by your ability to portray and edit two characters together with split-screen. Thank you for sharing the fruit of your labour.

[@travellingphysicist]

"Where do i go from here?" "Hopefully to the bathroom" lol

[@borismilenski4759]

This video provides a perfect representation of VAPID goals in a short, comedic manner. Please, continue. I do need my weekly doses of laughter and therapy.

[@bmombaerts]

I thought the joke of "only drink 2 days a week" was gonna be that she wasn't gonna drink anything, including water cause she took it literally again

[@VosperCDN]

The acting, the snappy writing, the editing, the overall final video ... all so perfect.

[@Cat_in_Spacetime]

Ahh all the dislikes from people who failed to keep up with their new year's resolution.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Or other Julies who just didn't "get it"

[@hannahclare6283]

I more content creators should do ads like Julie does. I actually WATCH them when they are in the voice of her characters. It's brilliant,. I'm so happy to see your success, you are incredibly talented.

[@Rocksteady72a]

How to have a News Year's Resolution mental breakdown in one simple -step- moment

[@DougHanson2769]

She is or definitely will be a Star. She’s Beautiful, Authentic, Creative and Hilarious! Just so funny.

[@goommenter]

I thought the drinking was going to literally drink only two times in a week: "How much do I have to drink at the time? Wouldn't I be thirsty?"

[@louise5511]

That's what I thought too.

[@TimeCodeMechanics]

“I don’t think this should be news to you.” That line was delivered so perfectly . 😂😂😂

[@rachelcanterbury9912]

Everytime I try to socialize, I feel like Julia is my spirit animal.

[@breeze5926]

You know, sometimes I forget both people are just one person. Like the acting is on point! Never a break from my suspension of disbelief.

[@bigblue207]

She thinks she’s slick trying to hide the fact she up and cloned herself and we wouldn’t notice

[@thalanburris384]

I need Julie from that present to show up to tell Julie in the future about the coup. 🥴

[@Carolmaizy]

Yes! Please, Julie! Great idea!

[@Zkarts]

"You could say you're only gonna drink two days a week." Got it. So no food, only drinking. If you say it's a good idea, I'll take it.

[@robstarwind]

You’ve fully mastered how to do skits that involve multiple versions of yourself and make us totally forget that they’re played by the same person.... or have you kept an identical twin a secret from us all this time? Love your skits. You’re the best.

[@_C66]

She reminds me a lot of ryan george.. No wonder they collaborated

[@jadondavid8272]

They are both Canadian

[@BeaDSM]

The self-interaction was especially good in this one, especially when you were both on camera together at the end!

[@germanfernandezdurante9467]

her moments are gaining momentum 🤣

[@Taratreehugger]

I love her. I don’t know what it is but I have never seen a comedic actor that was more satisfying to watch!

[@larayutesler]

I feel like every New Years resolution is impossible

[@hawkthorn33]

Just make one to have a date for next new years eve, at least you can keep it for a year, (even if you fail like I do)

[@jayamilapersson4030]

im quite good at doing all of mine: watch more anime, at least think about going outside once every week, sew stuff, eat stuff, sleep when tired.

[@seasons1146]

Your videos!! YOUR CHANNEL!! Is sooooo binge worthy. Some tea. Crisps and YOU. Cool way to spend a weekend.

[@domdude491]

Truly life is a journey and I live in the moment. Wait...I need to make a new comment for another moment

[@rasterize]

Corona and time travel brought me here. And I think I'll stay for a little while :-) Just so nice to have a genuine chuckle and almost choke on my tea laugh once in a while.

[@suadela87]

“What about only drinking a couple of times a week” “That would cut down on bathroom breaks.🤔 But wouldn’t that give me a UTI too?”

[@RedBeardReaper]

My favorite part about Thursday is smoking a bowl and laughing hysterically to your latest comedy gold. Thanks for brightening up the world a little bit!

[@dex3368]

Yes I’m Here before it gets on to the tending page lol 😂

[@EmanCollins]

That blue and white shirt is absolute FIRE. Ima have to steal it.

[@roberthunt1540]

Drinking helps me stay in the moment.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

In the mment durnking me helps stay. YOU KNOW WHO'S THE GUY? THIS GUY BOBRT HERE!!! now where's my glass gone?

[@TheOneSoulMate_]

The ideas Julie comes up with are incredibly hilarious. A funny woman is is one of my must haves. It’s in the top 3 for me. But I have to be honest. I don’t think I could deal with Julie. She makes my cheeks hurt from laughing too much! 🤦‍♂️ 🤣😆😂

[@TurtleChad1]

Me: Makes new years resolution Also me: Fails that resolution 5 minutes later [ *This video has been Turtle Approved* ]✓

[@chinanolan1529]

You have great concepts and your take on them is deftly delivered. Hell, if I was Netlix, Hulu, Disney+, HBO, etc., you definitely would have a a development deal.

[@robertyang4365]

I can’t be the only one who wants to know where Julie got that blue and white shirt. Why does Julie get all of the best Instagram ads and not me???

[@sm6756]

Yes. The shirt is great. I kept thinking I want one for myself 😂

[@Blackfishification]

Scrolled through the comments for this. "Province of Canada"!?!?

[@hcolbert]

At first I thought is was a Benneton shirt from the 90s, but it's from here: provinceofcanada.com/collections/rugbies

[@jonahmiller5881]

By the ad at the end, I had to actively remind myself that I was watching the same person, not two similar-looking actresses. Love your work, keep doing you!

[@TBoring]

Fun Fact: January 17th is Ditch Your New Year’s Resolution Day.

[@AbbasIdris]

Living in the moment is my good reason for procrastination! That's why I am on this channel right now despite the fact that I have a PMI certification exam tomorrow!

[@when_facts_speak]

When will we see you in movies ? I really mean it

[@AtlasGaming4k]

Just realized how much Julie reminds me of her namesake Julie Hagerty the actress from the movie Airplane

[@jennymk01]

Thought she was going to “stop drinking” literally. Like no water lmao

[@Shadow-Shell]

Me too

[@anthonyscimonelli9260]

Ok, so basically you recorded my damn inner monologue!? Fantastic! I love this video so much. How is it possible that you're my spirit ninja?! Thank you Julie! : )