Improvised Takedown - Jerma Plays Hitman 1 (Long Edit Part 2)

You hired a hitman but you get a guy with two wrenches
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[@lebronjames7593]

I like how he keeps crouch walking around and wondering why he’s suspicious.

[@XemawthEvo2]

The idea of a world class Hitman being absolutely terrible at his job, and Pink Panther-ing his way through jobs is absolutely hilarious

[@keeley6685]

have you heard of a show called archer? it’s this exact premise

[@XemawthEvo2]

@@keeley6685 What an outstanding comparison. Archer is a perfect representation of how Jerma plays hitman lol

[@nik12937]

I'm in fucking tears with some of these segments. Jerma's impulsively bad decisions contrasting Agent 47's stoic demeanor puts me in a positive feedback loop of laughter.

[@allyski5914]

i’ve done some of these missions SASO on Professional so these streams actually cause physical pain how he plays. can’t wait!! thank you dump truck!

[@Squatty_Barrelz]

i've never played any hitman game and i struggle watching him play any game that involves stealth or more than 3 buttons

[@h.c5750]

I've never completed a mission in hitman stealthily lol and I've played a couple of em

[@ZxybzzYT]

Watching Jerma play Hitman is like watching Looney Tunes/Saturday morning cartoons

[@ChewyTwee]

Grand Total Score: 7K / 100K fantastic job Jeremy

[@marioman1242]

I literally just like an hour ago finished watching your Hitman 1 Part 1 over the course of the last week. Thank you for happenstantially releasing Part 2 right afterwards.

[@dan_loeb]

honestly the way jerma plays this im having a hard time watching / slowly savoring / going mad watching the first part still myself

[@marioman1242]

@@dan_loeb If it makes you feel any better, I absolutely had the thought while watching Part 1 of "man Jerma is like one of those mobile ads where they play the game so badly that it makes you want to play instead"

[@dan_loeb]

@@marioman1242 absolutely true. every time he pauses to save because he spotted someone sleeping and just has to toss a wrench at them i get that exact feeling.

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

god damn it jerma, the recording people aren’t seeing through your disguise, you’re crouching around like a weirdo

[@StainedGlassEaterAllDayEveryDa]

5:58: “you soar it! *you soar it!”*

[@leonilyas3593]

That moment at 9:24 when he sets off the explosive and its just like a tiny "pop" made me laugh way too hard. I expected it to be some explosion lmao 😂

[@exploding_cat3336]

Not even 30 seconds in and he is choking out a person, why? because he can

[@asterryplace]

dumptruck saving my dumptruck, as per usual. thank u for my life

[@Jamin_Ben]

Dumptruck straight killing the long edits, ty sir 🫡

[@cwookdev]

Interesting that in the original Hitman 2016 guards just UNLOAD on you, pretty sure they use controlled bursts in World of Assassination

[@Evilokami]

It's always funny how an NPC says "you need to follow me" like 5 times and he refuses to listen.

[@Gamerkat10]

Jerma's absolutely fantastic headshot skills compensating for his complete lack of ability to put up with stealth of any kind is beautiful to watch.

[@PushSnow]

Just what i needed today, another Jeremiah nine hundred and eighty five long edit

[@virtuallypresent9918]

Thank you good sir/madam/other. Much appreciated! :)

[@vcr53wus]

by the grace of the dump, we recieve another blessing. praise be!

[@thanatosozen]

You are a beacon of light for jerma content, dumptruck!

[@thornels]

Shoutout to that one chatter saying this was like watching Johnny English

[@jermiahenjoyer]

Thank you dumptruck!

[@gg-hregg]

actually infuriating. 10/10

[@beckyestes5339]

I’m convinced that jerma is a psychopath that just suppresses his insanity and games like this allow him to let it all out. It’s absolutely glorious😂

[@Doothicus]

Dumptruck rules my life

[@velhu2988]

the nostalgia 😩

[@theorixlux]

Long edit? Leggit :)

[@brignis]

dumped track my beloved 🥰

[@salvadorlecheese]

Dumptruck our benevolent patron, do you have plans for further hitman long edits?

[@samstrolia]

I love this stream so much 😂

[@plasticred]

perfect timing

[@OnlyLocus]

Theres more?? I thought he did that one and thats it

[@skipmanghondarg]

I love Skye4's edits with "#1" in the name months before posting another part. I hope dumptruck will follow this path as well since it's a bit confusing...

[@RralRonaldo]

Dude awesome!

[@CruisinBen]

jerma

[@ProbablyAnAmateur]

"throw away" apparently... what

[@connerdingus]

i love jerm

[@dogshake]

We got a real two-wrench Andy over here, huh fellas?

[@SuperBotcreator]

The game mechanics have evolved so well over the years, but man I’d love to experience it from the start again like thid

[@KyleDevy]

You still can, just boot up the original

[@gangstalker5461]

Hell yeah

[@sereinity6684]

Hell yeah

[@deadaccount03791]

Hell yeah

[@foehammer5047]

He never crouches. Does he even know the button?

[@KyleDevy]

Are we watching the same vid? He crouches so much he gains suspicion lol

[@theplayeralsoknownasmousecop]

Chat sure knows their comedic timing with their bits

[@jeanmouloude]

im sick as hell but thanks for this edit ❤

[@zeropoint70]

49:10 47

[@raind0ll]

what year was this from, anyone know?

[@minipop1032]

like 2017 I think

[@dlfhtr-o8x]

they really ruined this game with the mission stories telling you exactly what to do when and where.

[@ProbablyAnAmateur]

youre not obligated to do it though. i certainly didnt.