Human Coin Pusher - Jerma Plays Saints Row 2 (Long Edit)

This is the perfect Jerma game
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[@Yanobam]

jerma: I’m gonna make myself jerma 30 seconds later: should I make the head a gravy boat???

[@ericwitney5086]

Dan Schnieder runs thhrough the city causing mayhem

[@vgamedude12]

Dan the Footman Schneider

[@nicksterpick]

breaking: Adam Driver to put on 200 pounds to prepare for "Saints Row" film.

[@ChewyTwee]

Idk why he’s so scared of killing pedestrians 😭 the game is literally giving him bonus points for it and he’s like “OH MY GOD CHAT I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!”

[@pinkmoon0]

Jerma is a very contrarian man. In true crime: streets of NY, he was punished for killing pedestrians. In response, he went on rampaging killing sprees. Now in this game, he is rewarded for his actions; but hates doing it. He also has killed people in real life and, despite the months of chase given by the cops and certain death penalty, he still continues to kill. I am his next victim. Help m

[@wsmith7918]

This stream is hilarious bc it really has 2018-19 jerma stream vibes until the moment he mentions the debt about halfway thru

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

I swear jerma had banger after banger stream from 2017 to 2019

[@wsmith7918]

@@BananaPhoPhilly love every jerma era but that one will always be special to me

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@wsmith7918same here

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Being a newer jerma viewer invokes a similar feeling to stumbling on a franchise that's been going for decades or a dead MMO. That being the feeling of missing out. I wish I was here, instead I was wasting my time getting pushed down a political pipeline by ""commentary channels"" and becoming an alcoholic.

[@cram-jh1fw]

god his character looks like he got kicked in the teeth and then an anvil fell on his head

[@_marcy3291]

karkat vantas

[@cram-jh1fw]

@@_marcy3291 paint your ceiling pink and red

[@himbolover69]

@@cram-jh1fwso true Karkat

[@brokereigns]

@@cram-jh1fwugly painting pattern

[@deejorno]

​@@cram-jh1fwfriendliest homestuck commentor

[@KpatTX]

Man I remember watching this stream live, Christmas time 2021 had so many great Jerma streams

[@deqa]

Yeah, just like with XQC, it's now all Twitch sponsor stream games versus the OG emulated stuff that Jerma used to play, the bounty system singlehandedly killed Twitch in terms of watchability. I get why Jerma is retiring. Why would you continue streaming games if they're all sponsored and it's $ per viewer you get watching a sponsored game versus something you enjoy playing that you aren't being paid for? Eg, Roller Coaster Tycoon or discovering a new game and showing it off to your stream.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@deqaWait he’s retiring? Is that true? I haven’t watched Jerma’s new stuff since around this stream.

[@gravenightghoul]

@@BananaPhoPhilly He's "soft retiring" basically he's not going to be doing as many streams but most if all are going to be streams he wants to do like weird games, taste testing, fun little events for himself. I think he's also going to avoid sponsored streams? It's basically just slowing down for his health.

[@Ricky-pr5wz]

29:16 "im just an old lady...he fucking bought it" after the cop shoots him 5 times in the chest

[@ChewyTwee]

I’ve watched this video like 12 times already, def one of the best Jerma streams. The Christmas music is so surreal

[@thecolourrose9022]

Gorlax the destroyer

[@N7niko]

That’s big Ed. No one can convince me otherwise.

[@maxwellfairbairn6184]

+2

[@de-ment]

why is "who" and "why" the only question that comes to mind whenever he meets an NPC (in saints row nonetheless!) Like I'm watching WITH you grandma, we both don't know!

[@LukeZuniga]

One of the best psycho clips ever 1:38:54 I'm laughing so hard my back is killing me!

[@augustusfren133]

I wish I could see jerma’s reaction to the mission where you put maero’s girlfriend in her car’s trunk and place her in the vip spot. 🥺

[@lailabear]

the ludwig + qtcinderella christmas cover 😭😭😭😭😭 i love that song

[@Scrimple]

hell yeah 😎 hope you do a part 2 bc these streams were hilarious

[@jeffieff905]

24:16 why did that guy start throwing it back?

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Wow i heard about being busted but ive never seen it like 47:30 happen before

[@DrPeculiar312]

God this stream is so funny,

[@SagaraUrz]

Women would love that guy at concerts.

[@ninepearlfangs]

Hippocratic oaf

[@adrain182]

How does he miss the hitman targets on the map everytime

[@Korban99]

Looks like the sister from my 600 lb life 😂

[@crispychicken5495]

Fat phobic content! I am contacting my lawyer!

[@watpronouncedwot]

dumptruck edit Pog

[@darkranger116]

11:25 jerma realizing what it means to 'apprehend' someone as an American cop

[@borko8325]

1:33:03 was that the fuckin old littlest pet shop mobile game meow sound effect

[@t1maggedon]

1:39:48

[@Dazdov]

Shame jerma had some awful Christmas music playing the entire stream it was unbearable lmao

[@Silver-nj1kq]

Is he cogniferous?

[@sh9019]

I hate christmas music

[@lampshade6579]

"We can't go too overboard with this, we have to live with this for the rest of the game." Immediately makes this most horrifying thing whose photons have ever imprinted onto my eyes.

[@KaoticViber]

This was my childhood game and I'm so glad I got to see Adam driver play it! (PS: who the hell was that psycho screaming the whole time? Wasn't that guy doing 30-life?)

[@moresnackspls]

When he crouches at 27:07 he looks like a Bionicle Bohrok.

[@Terriblyawfulshows]

Is that the ludwig christmas album

[@2fortsmostwanted]

Jerma while being pursued by police for driving a car full of hostages off a bridge into a river: *stops in a boutique to do some light clothes shopping*

[@stratifacations8377]

1:29:11 I'm dying at this, it's like he pulled an Uncle Grandpa skit and said "I'm glad I'm not that guy!"

[@Rivulets048]

The audience overlap between jerma and uncle grandpa makes alot of sense

[@juicedemon19]

Thx 4 these long edits, bro. These are my favorite dose of Jerma

[@Erbio69]

These edits are great, thank you so much

[@Eredeana]

how can he talk this much about the textures of snacks and not know he's on the spectrum

[@dauntlessduck7641]

He knows he has adhd he’s talked abt it before

[@Eredeana]

@@dauntlessduck7641 not really the spectrum i mean lol

[@EvilYoutubePoop]

@@EredeanaYeah i actually was thinking that myself, jerma displays several autistic qualities that are slight but still noticeable in his behavior

[@LuckerStomp]

⁠@@EvilKZbinPoop Shut up

[@RockLegend2A]

I don't get what it was that made Jerma so (self-)conscious about killing random people in this game. In any other game, he runs over pedestrians like it's the only way he can feel happy, but, for some reason starting when they were clearing out the underground for the new crib at the start of the game, he got really, really defensive about killing the squatters. Then, around 1:18:00, he's bothered about strippers in the club getting shot, too. Like, on the one hand, yeah, a good person wouldn't put those people in harm's way and would be careful about who they kill, but the Boss is a drug-pushing, pimping, mass-murdering sociopath. I don't know what misled Jerma into thinking he should behave in this game.

[@thearchitect5405]

It's just a joke.

[@RockLegend2A]

@@thearchitect5405 An action having funny results and an action being done with the intention of making you laugh are not necessarily the same thing. In this instance, I don't think him trying to spare civilians is a joke, he's imposing a restriction on himself purposefully. It just happens to have funny results.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

It’s virtue signaling; like with all virtue signaling it is unsettling and incorrect as you aptly point out

[@RockLegend2A]

@@AdamKlownzinger Ehhh, I dunno, 'cause it's not like he's calling attention to the fact that he's doing it. I think that, at some point while he was killing the squatters, a chatter pointed out that they were "innocent" people who were just living there, and Jerma got self-conscious about it, but it's just odd. I don't think it would necessarily be the first time he's ever virtue-signaled, if it were, but I don't think this is an instance.

[@UseZapCannon]

I think part of him worries it's "lowbrow" to be the Funny Haha Sicko Killing Spree Guy in crime sandbox games like this

[@thecatrooms]

I'm so glad he did the laugh-out-loud walker bit

[@BirchandBright]

1:30 despair of the endless

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Ew is that ludwig

[@KaoticViber]

Fr

[@higgsbosontesticle]

who is ludwig?

[@ArcYT]

@@higgsbosontesticle isnt it jerma

[@Luumiia19]

I might be missing something but why does Jerma answer ‘would you have kids’ with ‘I’ve shit my pants in the last year’ I’m not seeing the correlation?

[@aliensinmyass7867]

He's obviously saying he's not responsible enough to have kids. Duh. Parents don't shit themselves.

[@sumwon1575]

He’s barely capable of taking care of himself how’s he gonna care for a baby it’s a joke…

[@OdaSwifteye]

1:24 I am convinced that character creators were a mistake. Like 1% of all people who play games with a robust character creator will actually make a balanced looking character. Everything else is mass sex appeal, mass absurdity, mass sex appeal, mass absurdity, and it makes things so boring because so few people are willing to be creative, they just throw the sliders to the end and call it a day.

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

'balanced looking character' 'willing to be creative' those are mutually exclusive, shut up

[@doin10hitcombos]

Are you not entertained!?

[@pr1ncess_emily]

cope

[@ORiOh4582]

@@TheVincenzoGaming nuh uh seriously tho, making an oblivion abomination isnt like, that clever either