Plainsight Psycho - Jerma Plays Hitman 1 (Long Edit)

Jerma is feared for his unpredictable and impetuous disposition
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #jerma

[@77chance]

you can watch how fast his brain demands the blood of the innocent, thank god for video games

[@storeshearman1102]

Truly a sick bastard

[@Ave_humanity676]

Why's the vid description make it sound like jermas Andrew Tate

[@Duenschissdoktor]

@@Ave_humanity676wtf

[@Ave_humanity676]

@@Duenschissdoktor read it

[@Duenschissdoktor]

@@Ave_humanity676 does andrew tate demand the blood of innocents???

[@UseZapCannon]

I like when Jerma considers a "sabotage the engine" plan for a boat that is 1) a make-believe plywood training set built inside a warehouse, and 2) already docked in port

[@logknees]

I love how he unquestionably just snaps every npcs neck it’s so deranged

[@jankington216]

even the ones that weren't witnesses

[@stfu_grimmi]

And we love him for it.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Psycho streamer strikes again... and again... and again... and again...

[@jangstatheoriginalgangsta6001]

It’s that or the meat grinder…

[@Ave_humanity676]

​@@jankington216protip: can't ever be a witness if you're a victim

[@bhopcsgo7172]

“Sneak into the office” tries to clobber the guards 10 times in a row

[@bhopcsgo7172]

Never reads anything. How can you not know if the target is dead or not just READ

[@crazypantz3492]

Love him telling the chat to shut up is actually interrupting the viewer watching the cinematic. Maybe that's the obvious joke, but it makes me laugh

[@barackosamabinladen8180]

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[@DjVisarki]

@@barackosamabinladen8180 Keep it brief. No one's reading all of that...

[@crazypantz3492]

@@barackosamabinladen8180 ....cool

[@PolumbiusTheThird]

hes talking to himself i believe.

[@RyansBeans]

@@barackosamabinladen8180Did this come from your report card?

[@CheeseYourself]

jerma's instinctual reaction to seeing a living person is to kill them

[@muudzi]

54:00 Yelling NO at himself as he picks up the knife, he is not okay

[@slugger4073]

Someday, when Jerma is finally revealed to be the maniacal serial killer we all know him to be, playthroughs like these will be valuable court evidence.

[@lolzforlunch]

"Your Honor, him snapping 6 innocent people's necks in a virtual simulation is a clear showing of force via Stand Your Ground laws, which clears him of any wrongdoing."

[@c1r.9]

Jerma is actually fucking unhinged he just has this uncontrollable desire to murder everything in his path and hitman is quite possibly the WORST game to put in front of him

[@zombiekingex7911]

Dump Truck my Dump-loved

[@Jordan-rb28]

did you mean Dump-lover lol

[@Kanyewestbiggestfan123]

@@Jordan-rb28beloved - dumploved

[@awestrvck2859]

CUTSCENE 🗣 SHUT UP!!🗣🗣🗣 🔥 😡🤬👺🗣 🗣

[@Tkwfal]

A blessing from the great egg layer

[@kakroom3407]

I like to say this at home

[@barackosamabinladen8180]

I know , I live in your walls ​@@kakroom3407

[@sooyoungjo4258]

Me in Stardew valley whenever I visit my chicken coop

[@TheUnicornChicken]

PSYCHO streamer chuckles as he hides inside locker and overhears his victims DESPAIRING over their friends' deaths 1:45:12

[@dudeskeela]

you ever see a thumbnail and just go "oh fuck yeah" out loud to no one in particular

[@atmos1434]

Ok guys I'll do it for real this time I'll actually complete the level

[@anormal9037]

I miss Jerma, fly high king 🕊️

[@themysteri0usstranger]

gone too soon

[@spoonbruh741]

@@themysteri0usstranger😢😢

[@Taldirok]

What a terrible way to go too...​@@themysteri0usstranger

[@Whxr3]

@@themysteri0usstrangergone too late, his influence has already reached billions

[@rosemeowmeows]

​@@Whxr3i didn't know Sakuya Izayoi from the hit bullet hell franchise Touhou watched jerma!! that's so awesome

[@HeadLeg]

14:05 "This mission is a bust" is an amazing comment for Jerma throwing around statues

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Welcome to Snap City! Population: everyone's neck.

[@crushisglowin]

1:58:40 PSYCHO gardener turns MEDIEVAL and BETRAYS fellow lawn tenders.

[@BallinBubblegum]

“Oh no a murder!” Agent 47

[@nuisanceguru]

civilians are mere obstacles on his pursuit to torture his victims

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Not that's how you hitman. "Witness this axe in your face, fucker!", "Have a KNIFE night!", "ICE to meet you", ect.

[@robertsides3626]

Jerma has to shout at the voices in his head to shut up to watch cutscenes.

[@koniginator]

jer,a

[@dan_loeb]

where jour ma?

[@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis]

I love Giorma

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Yep 👍🏻 I felt that 👍🏻

[@beckyestes5339]

I wish I could see chats reactions in this video I’d love to see them omegaluling and question marking

[@cheekyhazelnut]

It’s just a sea of “D:”

[@MetaWhiteYoshi]

its hard to watch him literally do the same thing the whole video.

[@editsbysouth]

the low compression made this really nostalgic to watch

[@m0onwatcher5419]

dumptruck blessing us once again with another jergla edit, thank you

[@tungstenworm6626]

nearly 20 minutes in and he STILL hasn’t learned about the silenced pistol

[@YTTHROWAWAYCORONA]

36:14 ah yes, the perfect assassin

[@lithium444]

I'm surprised that bald Jerma is something I've never thought of

[@ChewyTwee]

The constant change from annoying childish antics like throwing coins at people to brutal lethal violence is what really gets me. Jerma is literally a malevolent trickster god with a thirst for blood

[@kakroom3407]

cegorach andy

[@user-lp9hs3st5r]

Jerma: playstyle is the most low hanging fruit teehee he did the funny thing in video game that allows players to do dumb funny thing chat: omg he's so unique and hilarious no one playing hitman has ever thrown things at people on KZbin how does he come up with doing exactly what the game allows 😮 Next you'll tell me he STOLE SOMEONES CLOTHES?! WHAT?!!!???!!!!! IN HITMAN NO FRIGGIN WAY

[@spacebassist]

​@@user-lp9hs3st5r i mean if you're not enjoying it when jerma does it (and has a compulsion to snap everyone's neck for some reason) then what's the point of watching him play it? tons of streamers/LPs engage in the manufactured goofiness, they're enjoying it for themselves for the first time and they're not gonna deprive themselves of it because some other guy did it first. that's not how video games work. the hope is that after seeing it for the first time, watching someone else do it will be different because of their personality or what they talk about (un)related to the game the "spin" here is seeing that jerma can't help but kill all the time. if it's not for you then that's okay but there's no point in ragging on everyone else for it. you can't argue taste (much as i used to try), only share that you didn't enjoy it and skip past treating other people like simpletons. one's sharing an opinion and the other is treating people like they're idiots

[@user-lp9hs3st5r]

@@spacebassist I just enjoy roasting people with weird parasocial relationships man it's all good no need to overthink it

[@spacebassist]

@@user-lp9hs3st5r if it's in good fun then alright, it just read to me like you had a chip on your shoulder with a hint of the "pewdiepie already played this" stuff

[@ydran5783]

Thank you my glorious king dump truck for this wonderful gerna edit

[@zacroberts4756]

This whole experience is like watching a kid who has no self control at their birthday party

[@randomindividual948]

Your birthday parties end in homicide?

[@zacroberts4756]

@@randomindividual948 Jerma’s do I assume, what greater gift could you give a man who so clearly seeks the blood of the innocent

[@kakroom3407]

@@zacroberts4756 for the andy who has everything....

[@BameronBaller]

came back after watching earlier and starting at 10:06 with no context was extremely disturbing

[@MethodSwitch]

Jerma being an absolute clown in Hitman is one of the most relaxing things I will ever experience in my life

[@TatumGrace-kw5eu]

Happy Easter 🐣

[@amphetamineterror7]

april fool

[@RumPulledForeSkin]

I really enjoy your edits. Keep it up!

[@tartoon5550]

I love you for these

[@RancorousSea]

When I was younger I knew these two guys who would play Skyrim and all they would do is kill the town guards and laugh. For hours. It would honestly irritate the shit out of me. Jerma seems like he would have been that kid.

[@RralRonaldo]

Amazing video, you editing is a delight to behold

[@The_real_Gorgo]

This is the only jerma highlights channel named after jerma's best quality

[@BLu4eternity]

1:14:53 I fucking spat out my drink, i wasn't expecting that

[@numbersstationsarchive194]

This is exactly how every streamer plays this game. It's like the opposite of youtube bait. A game that's actually fun for normal people, but youtubers and streamers just spend hours reloading saves because they randomly batter someone over the head with a wrench, over and over and over. Possibly the only Jerma stream that didn't send my sides into orbit.

[@hrovardran4755]

Yeah really. I thought these were supposed to be classic streams but this is just painful to watch.

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Speak for yourself, this is exactly how I play Hitman. If anything, he's better at resisting the bloodlust than I am, using blunt instruments and such. Don't have to worry about guards or witnesses if you just rapidly transform all who get in your way into a corpse with a suppressed .45 caliber "how do you do" to the forehead before suddenly and inexplicably becoming a brand new person with a change of clothes. Not everyone plays Hitman how it's ""intended"". And frankly, watching someone slowly stealth through the mission, kill the targets, and escape without any incident and get the highest score possible would be boring as shit compared to stuff like this. There's a reason a good chunk of the most popular hitman videos are killing everyone on the map or speedruns. Most find watching the ""proper"" way boring.

[@thecosmicguy21]

Thank you dumptruck. This will make my april the first.

[@observer2379]

Unreal

[@vcr53wus]

that dumptruck on you is divine

[@JacobPlays136]

1:09:54 was pretty impressed, then they were one step ahead of him

[@KatrissaBallet]

omg happy easter jermites

[@KatrissaBallet]

also dumptruck our Beloved you keep putting out BANGERS clap clap clap keep it up ^^!!!!

[@MonarchLMC]

​@@KatrissaBallet😦

[@rinkaaaaaaaa]

dumptruck you a real one

[@magicmanz]

Real

[@stonecoldhooligani3862]

Dumpy you are the greatest human to ever live for these edits could you possibly do one of Metal Gear R?

[@coopers1716]

Jerma shoulda have carried on the "no talking" bit into a rant that muffled the entire game's intro.

[@gentlemenfrog8828]

I need a part 2

[@evanzaluski4848]

That thumbnail though 😭

[@TransponderSnail]

13:20 I haven’t laughed this hard in fucking ages

[@nelevenchts]

To sum up this video "You sick twisted psycho"

[@rynsart]

My throat hurts from laughing.

[@__Al_Ex__]

12:45 standard jerma moment

[@ashlenz7033]

7:54 no comment on the best throw i think he's ever done

[@Bobba_raekus]

TRY THE WINE

[@carebearxo]

real

[@Jaaaaack]

1:16:38 I took a sip of water right before this, and when the guy flew across the screen I started laughing. I choked on my water so bad that my chest hurts now, and I'm still coughing 10 minutes later.

[@spacebassist]

i never caught on to the voice acting being a bit... off when this came out. i can't stop thinking one of the VA's sounds like an alternate timeline Ster

[@zimzybuchheit5275]

what is jermas fucking problem? he couldnt control the urge to murder through ANY mission. jesus christ

[@kakroom3407]

that's why we love him

[@morganfreeman5260]

he’s a band kid

[@kasaioni7680]

34:18 You know he had to do it.

[@GyroGarrison]

Classic Jerma. By Hitman 3 he turns insane

[@whilwheatonIII]

Did you see how he played the tutorial? He's been insane for nearly a decade

[@GyroGarrison]

@@whilwheatonIII It looked like fun but that concrete level in Hitman 3 was complete insanity 😁

[@snailsaredumb9412]

Based fact: crabs are just ocean meat spiders

[@adamcammack3534]

Actual Psycho

[@kevkirby2581]

Psycho streamer breaks the necks of millions

[@BBXcompany]

Streamed 11/9/16 full vod: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jonXcnl_qJ6CmJI

[@rileyyyyh]

thanks i was wondering when this was streamed

[@tanoiason]

8 years ago aware

[@J92Qjamz]

Good fucking times 😂

[@CaptainZaimon]

Deranged streamer UNLEASHES HELLFIRE on chat for RUINING cinematic experience

[@Billuke]

51:29 what did Jerma say??!?

[@the-red-thing]

Why do a bunch of the NPCs sound like Etalyx

[@user-jh5dq9vc1v]

Great PSYOP, now people will be less inclined to believe that Jerma could be a serial killer, because he appears like a complete lunatic that could not fool even Walmart security guard 😏👈

[@lilium_lili]

i know that deep down all a long edit editor does is cut down a stream into the best moments but you somehow do it really well, i can't explain

[@zeropoint703]

1:05:52 i lost it

[@samueljd1]

16:27 Enya reference from the guard??

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

Back up or put your dukes up and be ready to brawl Samuel, last warning ⚠

[@crazypantz3492]

Dig the reference, not so much your timecode game. should be 16:29

[@samueljd1]

good catch, typo on my part

[@crazypantz3492]

@@samueljd1 all good, everyone makes mistakes, but the best see their mistakes. take care.

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

@@samueljd1 shut up

[@DanteTorn]

I hate reboots muddling games' histories because I thought this was the original Hitman 1, not the reboot. Sad.

[@jacoblloyd7361]

Shut up 0:44

[@jacoblloyd7361]

😅😂

[@OdaSwifteye]

Streams like these are where I feel the least like a Jerma fan because I just get pissed off watching Jerma refuse to play a game correctly, but still playing as much of the game as possible. He has played every version of Hitman and refuses to do stealth or do stylish kills or anything that Hitman was designed to do. Jerma insults the design ethos of the series by just treating it like it's another sandbox where fucking around and killing innocent people is the whole point, when Hitman was specifically designed to be rewarding when you only kill the target. It's actually insufferable, but I guess I never have to see him play a Hitman game again...

[@shazbot_hc]

yeah, you definitely sound too smart to be a jerma fan.

[@kakroom3407]

I think that Hitman, or at least Blood Money, always was part comedy game. It took delight in funniness, cariacture, and comeupance. Its weird physics and late 2000s edginess only made it funnier. The new games seem vaguely modelled after that, and Jerma's relentless comedy gene made it work for me.

[@jimmybean420]

backseat chatter type take

[@sombrero67270]

yes this is pretty hard to watch. Sometimes jerma is like that. I really think he gets that bad when he's high or drunk or something. Anyone sober would stop laughing hysterically at punching the same npc after the first few times. Even children.

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

​@@sombrero67270yes, because famously, humor is objective and does not varry at all from person to person.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

0:14 immediately tries to kill self

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Can't wait to see how jerma escalates in the later edits. Most start out with the the neighbor's pets or some stray cat, jerma's first kill was his own mother after she dared to question why he walked up and puked an entire sleeve of Oreos onto her bed.

[@thesnowmiser6728]

Still can't believe that story is about a 35 year old

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

@@thesnowmiser6728 I know, it's truly impressive he managed to suppress his urge to kill for that long

[@orbglorb-zingalorg]

is the footage just fucked like that or did you have resampling or something on lol

[@RancorousSea]

i scrolled so far for this comment lmao, shit looks foggy

[@mahmud7645]

Real

[@plate_fox]

Real

[@grsdsrg430]

Fake :(

[@dan_loeb]

everything featuring jerma is technically a "deep-real"

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@dan_loebsounds like a jordan peterson term as he tries to explain why he definitely “does” believe in the Bible

[@mahmud7645]

@@AdamKlownzingerThe uh the pursuit of truth in this th-th-this statement is amicable, not to say the fertile ground for the seed of coming together born from a humorous intent. It‘s inherently moral, and you might think, what the hell man, no it‘s not. But you see the rats, they prey at night and stalk at night, well, you might think, obviously , but the bigger rat, the bigger rat, it‘s the sole proprietary of the mutually binding contracts, clauses and rules that bind rat society together. Like, what the hell man, the natural hierarchies of the rats according to the lobsters are profoundly shaped by the metaphysical manifestation of the father as the dragon, eh? And that‘s why I believe in the christian god.

[@hugesmjfan8073]

Real