JoJo Stands I Could Beat With a Tank

[@javiervejar8889]

Avdol stated his Stand can melt steel beams from a jail cell in midair if Star Platinum were to have thrown them at him

[@javiervejar8889]

Also you 100% destroy Highway Star. His Stand punches couldn't even destroy a paper shredder.

[@Rob_Lucci_]

That paper shredder was freaking steel.

[@Marketable-Sylver]

Did you forget the feet that could go through the barrel and into the tank stealing the nutrients from the driver

[@javiervejar8889]

@dylandavid-gallimore moving at 45 mph away from Highway Star would definitely give you enough time to fire a shot or two

[@Marketable-Sylver]

Yes but that depends if you actually land them

[@ForgeofAule]

The real threat from Hierophant Green wouldn't be the emerald splash as it would do nothing to the tank but instead the stand getting all noodly and going inside the tank with you.

[@cyrus8886]

Technically moat stands are Incorpoeal They can literally just phase inside and pummel you to death

[@bloodytiger2889]

The emeralds could hit a missile and take him out

[@thetshadow999animates9]

@@bloodytiger2889midair??

[@bigboy1336]

same deal with six pistols, that would trash a whole tank crew in seconds

[@speed9553]

If Trish got close to the tank she could make the barrel rubbery and then have the tank shell fire back into the tank

[@GrzegorzSobkowicz]

Objections: Iggy: sand goes inside the tank thought holes. Trish: makes tank barrel into rubber, when you try to fire it just expands like a balloon. Polpo: what about shadows *inside the tank?*

[@1milping708]

What about a light bulb inside the tank?

[@figard9855]

​@@1milping708still a lot of shadows

[@1milping708]

@@figard9855 Ok then. Multiple light bulbs.

[@figard9855]

how would you power them? @@1milping708

[@castrocyborg8805]

​@@1milping708 where are you going to screw them?

[@itwasidio1736]

I’d argue that Trish has the same advantage against a tank as Secco. She doesn’t TURN HERSELF into rubber, she makes OTHER OBJECTS rubber. Like tank armor plating.

[@isaacbruno6950]

And she can easily cut the transformed objects

[@wilfridekoue1405]

Plus she's fast enough to make the tank bullets soft

[@user-os5gv7ly1l]

He seems to have forgotten that in addition to the main gun, each tank is equipped with several more anti-personnel machine guns. Well, the fact that the tank requires 3-4 people to control, although here I think it’s just an assumption that control comes with the power of thought

[@redreaper2088]

The tank,is a stand it covers why he can see stands and why he can operate an entire tank solo

[@Marketable-Sylver]

Kind of like forever when he controls strength from inside a cage

[@michaelstimpfl9814]

or he just controls the main gun. So he shoots once, and it takes him a minute to reload.

[@user-os5gv7ly1l]

@@michaelstimpfl9814 If he don't know how to operate the tank it probably take more than minute)

[@michaelstimpfl9814]

@@user-os5gv7ly1l well, then he only got one shot, if he can even start with that.

[@kyleradams3739]

He doesn't realize Magicians Red can VAPORIZE steel. R.I.P Willy (edit: this also implies that Willy even knows how to operate a tank in any capacity.)

[@DanDoesDnD]

To be fair, if we are giving him the BIGGEST advantage possible and giving him an abrams, they are plated with depleted uranium. No idea how much more heat resistance it has, but i imagine its more than steel.

[@marche800]

@@DanDoesDnD Still if it can completely vaporize steel in an instant, it's really only a matter of time before the whole tank is a molten puddle.

[@ninothewhy7785]

Willy: “If you’re losing to a falcon, I’m beating you with a missile coming out of my tank.” Also Willy: *admits that he would lose to that same falcon with a tank*

[@danditheassassin8698]

Next time you do this do the steel ball run characters

[@elilikepizza1344]

​@@danditheassassin8698i think you commented on the wrong place (ik I'm 8 months late)

[@electricburst0986]

Ain’t no way you gonna have a whole video on tanks vs stand and not include bad company

[@congxia]

Alternatively for the next video- Which stands could you beat in a fight with hamon? Which stands could you beat in a fight with a random stand? (use a list randomizer and choose the top stand listed)

[@NotCumin]

I like this one

[@jefeover945]

what if he gets cheep trick💀

[@congxia]

Where there's a will there's a way I guess 👀

[@Marketable-Sylver]

@@jefeover945 if you get cheap trick then you've already lost

[@Marketable-Sylver]

What stands could you beat with vampire

[@remforrest]

With Hol Horse and Mista you might lose since they both can control the projections of their bullets. Tanks always have gunner hatches, driver view ports, and the gun itself can all lead inside.

[@rayankhan4327]

Bro, Silver Chariot without it's armor was so fast it could make people think there were multiple Silver Chariots. Polnareff could easily just slice up the tank. Also, that one move Magicians Red has (I think it's called crossfire hurricane) can send objects flying into the air. If the tank withstands the flames, it's still going to get flung up into the air, hit the ground, and boom, you're dead.

[@erbyzyrealcuh]

tanks have safety measures for getting launched into the air

[@lunarendor2731]

Also its a tank not a skinny dude

[@randomyoutuber2633]

​@@erbyzyrealcuhYeah, but it also would cook everyone in the tank as well.

[@LiquidKami1029]

Silver chariot can literally move faster than light he's cooking up the tank and whoever is inside it

[@Marketable-Sylver]

Magicians red has the power to melt steel so a tank stands no chance

[@yippeee8404]

Didn't know Anne was a stand

[@WillyNordwrench]

Araki actually hand delivered me a letter (sealed with a kiss) explaining her role in Part 9 (I can't speak anymore under NDA just wait and see)

[@beastfroggynox8679]

​@@WillyNordwrench stop gatekeeping info on part 9's protagonist 😡

[@ICUsleep1260]

​@@WillyNordwrenchthen you couldn't put part 7, 8, and 9 on here

[@dawg6146]

@@WillyNordwrenchreal

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

​@@WillyNordwrenchcan you maybe,.... send me that sealed kiss? Please maybe

[@xmuzaker]

Bro Avdol can burn a bar to cinder in the blink of an eye. I'm pretty sure he could melt your tank shells midair and get closer and just melt the entire tank with you inside. You would just die.

[@slimboarder.o7]

Homelander moment if avdol f Burn thé the bullet it's still gonna exploded on is ass

[@tetrazz]

@@slimboarder.o7you realize that his heat is in a large radius. he turns his magician’s red high up and it melts before it even gets near him

[@tetrazz]

@@slimboarder.o7not to mention, this guy has no idea how to use a tank ☠️

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​@@slimboarder.o7Not how explosives work

[@slimboarder.o7]

@@ZeallustImmortal it is lmao if There's such heat the thing would still explode

[@theodorovaz4427]

Hop horse's bullets are not heat seeking he just straight up controls them

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

The inside of the tank is hidden from the sun, thus you are sitting fully in shadow. Thus, Black Sabath rends you apart.

[@elmo2069]

Avdol with magicans red literally made a landmine to beat controlled polneraff which is literally the counter to tanks.

[@oltyx6623]

Emperor's bullets are capable of being manipulated mid flight so Hol Horse could hide behind a rock and just keep on shooting. He could either focus fire on a single point and try to punch through or he could shoot bullets down the barrel of the tank and hit the ammo rack which would cause the tank to explode.

[@tacticshock9229]

also if a bullet hit a shell whilst he was firing the barrel would implode

[@buster7871]

you do NOT know how a tank works

[@mauricesteel4995]

he could just aim at an opening and kill him directly, Tanks aren't airtight and Hol Horse has perfect control of his bullets.

[@rygornspectre7142]

So who's gonna tell Willy that stands have intangibility built in so the armor of his tank is rendered completely useless?

[@reio4641]

Who gonna tell you this is just for fun so we're ignoring the few rules which would make it incredibly pointless and boring?

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

​@@reio4641whose gonna tell you ignoring very vital parts of a characters ability renders the entire discussion obsolete even if it's Hur dur for fun Hur dur

[@Kaladoodles0006]

​@@some_shitposting_idiot3023who's gonna tell you that not all stands can just phase through walls

[@captnbluehat]

​@@Kaladoodles0006technically most can, they just don't bc why would they

[@chewbone9292]

avdol has melted steel in under a few seconds and has restrained star platinum with his flames, for a short period of time.

[@MFS_Is_All_Of_MFS]

If Joseph could stop bullets with hair, I'm pretty sure he can stop a tank missile with Hermit Purple

[@-trimka2841]

That's only happened, because it was Stroheim's superior german hair.

[@menaatefadly]

Can't Hermit Purple just hack the tank making it at least ineffective and just go in and beat the shit out of him with Hamon

[@ItsPixPlays]

Man Trish's stand will turn you tank shell into rubber the moment it touches them.

[@kingpengu8895]

Bro doesn’t know that basically every stand can slice and break the tank specially Polnareff and basically all of them are faster than light in term of scaling 💀

[@jefeover945]

bro spice gril bouta make yo tank a trampoline while u still inside💀

[@Gamer-qr8ee]

@@jefeover945 imagine u randomly start bouncing and at some point break your neck because youre slamming into the tank roof

[@darthnader5745]

polnareff was never shown cutting through anything larger than a lamp post, so no, he cant

[@jefeover945]

@@darthnader5745can it take being hit at the speed of light? IS IT AS STRONG AS DIAMOND? (when polnareffs stand fought star platinum even if it was buffed it needs to take diamond crushing power in order to not just die when star platinum hits it once)

[@ZenitH1063]

@@jefeover945 his range is still short and he cant see where you are inside the tank so the only way is if he has insane luck and hits him in a vital spotfirst try because he only has one shot with his sword

[@nerdkingalpha4958]

"i'm taking out joseph joestar with a tank" Like hell you are. hermit purple? oh yeah, that thing loses. But joeseph? ain't no way

[@Jack_Sinnard]

I find it funny how much Willy hyped up Highway Star... when the stand couldn't even destroy a shredder 💀

[@bananabanana484]

He would still lose (Highway Star can slip into the tank and drain his nutrients), but he did over estimate it’s strength

[@indigobird3454]

I think you would beat Cioccolatta because when would you be going downwards, just stand still?

[@Riomy13]

True, unless he has Secco with him, it's not easy for him to attack a person inside a tank.

[@shinycake143]

@@Riomy13 he ranked secco separately so i'm pretty sure the tank could just blow him up

[@ninjamafia192]

Secco could also make the ground under the tank soft

[@PISSWASSER996]

Activate it while above the tank? Like what he did with Bruno's crew?

[@lemonlebowski1397]

Stand User: Willy Nordwrench Stand Name: Tank Park Salute Power: A Speed: D Durability: B Range: B Precision: C Potential: E Description: It's a tank. Just a tank.

[@user-um1np8fx3j]

Precision should be A and Range should be A as well, imo. Also modern tanks get as fast as some cars now, so maybe a C for speed.

[@KenSG-jz2zn]

a goofed up base m1 abrams with absolutely no upgrades

[@grandpa8877]

Iggy could just literally cover up the literal part where the missiles get fired and if you fire it then the tank is just gonna explode, pet shop would be too fast for a tank and is too small and there is the fact that he can just freeze the tank or the part where it fires which is definitely gonna just get you killed as he doesn’t need to go inside to kill you, he can suffocate you as the frozen tank won’t have a way to let air in and so after a good awhile your gonna suffocate

[@dunwuco179]

"Only stand users can see stands 🤓🤓" *HIS TANK IS THE STAND*

[@MainStreamBacon]

The real question is.... Does he even have practice of using a tank?

[@TheCollectorMagnolia]

I just assumed that was his stand

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

also what type of tank is he using? because if we were to say ANY tank (that has been thought off IE. planned to be built in war) then the best choice for fire power and size, the best choice would the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. while it was never built and used, it is possible he can use it.

[@PhinMura]

I feel like Silver Chariot has a good chance at winning when the armor comes off. It moved so fast that you couldn't see it and it was also holding Polnareff, so as long as Chariot is carrying his user, I think he can close the distance

[@glitchguy3264]

"i have no problem crushing a child" Willy- 2023

[@Metalcry146]

Avdol would cook you from inside fr

[@DounutBeep]

next vid: "jojo stands I could beat with a Nuke"

[@CreativeUsername1144]

A few corrections with the list. Magicians Red can melt your tank easily. Echoes act 3's 3-freeze range is only 5 meters. Tanks can move faster than Highway Star (Highway Star has a top speed of 60 km/h not mph. 60 km/h is only around 37 mph, so your tank can out speed it.), most stands that have A-level speed are around light speed, meaning Spice Girl can make your tank shots rubbery and thus negate the power of them, you talked about characters who can bank shot but still think Mista loses despite being the best at bank shotting?

[@vocalsam3608]

There's a tube in the tank, as long as Mista is hidden, he's gonna shoot six bullets(I can't say the actual stand name because of guidelines) and they'll change the bullets direction and destroy Willy

[@LiquidKami1029]

Most A tier speed stands are actually mftl bc silver chariot with the armor is mftl

[@PISSWASSER996]

​@@LiquidKami1029attack speed, most people will misunderstand your statement and assume you are wrong

[@LiquidKami1029]

@@PISSWASSER996 also has mftl reaction speed

[@Zyrdrakyll]

even if theyre rybbery the energy of the shot will still kill

[@powerpexel871]

don't forget that stray cat can create air bubble shields

[@evolvingmc173]

“Only a stand can hurt a stand” (except for when they don’t)

[@brunolike8631]

Willy: if he is losing to a bird, he is losing to a talk Also Willy: _[loses to a bird]_

[@H3V0K]

Pretend the tank is his stand then you know how he can see stands

[@BorisBrigadeDoesStuff]

Ways the people that Willy put in win could win Hermit Purple. Could make a map to find a hatch or possibly a weak spot The Fool: Filling the barrel with sand and protecting himself by making a dome Darby’s: trying to kill them with a tank would count as cheating and have you instantly lose your soul Death 13: Depends if you already knew the baby was the user Yukako: She could pick you up and slam you down multiple times Rat: firing through hatches and weapon barrels Stray cat: blocking weapon barrels or shooting through them

[@Eel_man]

7:30 I think he forgot that Trish ripped a plane in half

[@Sewerwoman]

"Emerald blade could destroy a clock, yeah i need a miracle" "Aerosmith destroyed a car, nah clocks are stronger im favored"

[@dxmascus]

timestamps: start: 0:00 end: 11:50 NEXT VIDEO: "Stands I could Beat with my willy"

[@GalleonManna]

WIN: The Hand(Job)

[@AMBATUKAMceo]

next video: "Stands I can beat with my glasses"

[@Suliko445]

this one was good but next time give urself an automatic stand remover that kills every stand user with no cd and inf range that would be fair i think also it will work automatically yeah thats gonna be fair 100% legit

[@manoloskolosgr]

i wonder how many videos it will take until you get the whole military on your side

[@goodwife6284]

This makes me wonder what stands could resist artillery fire.

[@nikoanimations2289]

He has a stand, his ability is to predict whether he would win or loose against his opponents according to the circumstances

[@nathanpfirman625]

Hermit purple could just take over your tank and render it a weapon against you.

[@Reospeedwagone]

7:03 "A car isn't a tank", which means that he will believe it or not win against Pet Shop going by that logic.

[@Sam_Less]

I have to say made in heaven would rather be a need a miracle because the tank and wat ever it shoot will also be accelerated because the only thing that isn’t accelerated are other human than Puccie so it is like if he had no speed but you had like really bad reflexes, still a need a miracle but not a death

[@gortthecapybara4095]

1:04 or if Polnareff pulls of a Jetstream Sam and cuts the tank bullet in half

[@eldogoslolxd4860]

I got faster to the video than my dad left me

[@dharma-pp3xb]

Ik

[@sabea3275]

Bites the dust hit you so hard it sent the video into an ad😂

[@tokatstorm9270]

It's important to note that she's ranking Stands, not Stand Users he could beat. If some random Jojo-schmo had Hermit Purple, you could obliterate them with a tank, no question. Fighting *Joesph Joester* armed with Hermit purple, when he's still a cool 60 years old? That's rougher. I don't like those odds.

[@RaineTheSilly]

You could win any fight if you replace the current armor on your tank with the same plot armor the characters wear lol

[@Eevee860]

Stray cat shoots your tank shot, stopping it instantly, you can not hit him

[@adamsandberg4943]

Willy: i Could beat iggy if he’s losing to a bird Also willy losing to the same bird

[@robloxgaming8170]

Your dying if you fight polnareff withput armor.Your basically fighting 8 stands at once and stray cat can just condense the air around it and take no explosion damage.

[@midnight2240]

I feel like the only way Anne would beat Willy is if she snuck into the tank and stabbing him with that pocket knife she carries, but that would be a miracle in it of itself since he would probably yeet her off.

[@SoundChariot]

Imagine stray cat shooting a bubble (which is invisible) right throught the barrel of the tank's canon.

[@Diostextingstories]

Joeseph would just buy a drone strike

[@mr.x991]

Avdol can VAPORIZE STEEL MIDAIR. He said it to Jotaro in the first few episodes. You're screwed there bro. (Dead) Hierophant Green could burrow into the tank, maybe, but at least Emerald Splash does nothing (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle) Iggy technically has no limit on his sand control. He can bury your tank in seconds if he wants, but if you don't START on sand, Iggy wont have a stand, so you cant say "ooh I start on a metal ship" because you're tryna fight the STAND. He is still a dog, but The Fool would be OP if you give him an inch. (Need Miracle) It's arguable that Hol Horse can shoot inside the barrel and bend it so it hits you. Think about it. Silver Chariot can move fast enough to make afterimages but Hol Horse's bullet curved around the sword at full speed. Nah, you'll need a miracle in that he would be too scared to try it. (Need Miracle) Ndoul can control water by sensing vibrations because he's blind but his other senses are maxed out. With how loud your tank would be, he could easily sense you while out of your tank's vision range, and seeing as Geb can take down a Helicopter, you'd be ripped up if you dont make a lucky shot at him. (Need Miracle) Unless you're horny enough to let her convince you, you won't be able to touch an outlet while in a tank. Plus, even if you did, she has to be really close to you for the magnetism to even be significant, and you could easily crush her if she was close by. Now you would win easily, but I have to account for horniness. (You're Favoured) Crazy Diamond is nowhere near as strong as Star Platinum but he is fast as hell. Still, it's a close range stand so... (Need Miracle) If you liked JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, you'd like Rohan's manga on-sight. He can't touch you, but once you see it, its GG. Then again, he'd be far away for his safety, and it's gonna be hard to see from that far. (You're Favoured) Ok, For Kira's First Bomb, he has to touch you or the tank to surefire kill you. Otherwise he can throw rocks like grenades, which can indeed do damage but he's a midde aged man. He'd have to be a little close to throw near the tank and you could shoot him. (You're Favoured) For Kira's Second Bomb, its over. He doesn't have to be near you to use it, it can just sense the heat of the tank's engine and it is INDESTRUCTIBLE. (Dead) For Kira's Third Bomb, it won't even activate. From what I understand, it needs a "witness" to work, and if you two are alone, nothing will work (Win) So, averaging out the values, you need to PRAY he doesn't use Sheer Heart Attack. Otherwise, you slam. (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle) GE (No Requiem) has the damage frogs but that's mostly it. He could also plant a tree but he needs to throw it or something. (You're Favoured) GER... (Dead) Aerosmith's bombs and bullets are legit. How could you make the flying argument for Pet Shop but not for Aerosmith? The tank's carbon emmisions mean that the plane can sense you without Narancia being there. (Need Miracle) Mista... Just look at what i said for Hol Horse and remove the part about cowardice. Even if he misses, Sex Pistols wil make sure it enters the barrel. Hell, one can be inside waiting to direct it at your balls. Better hope he only has 4 bullets. (Need Miracle) How would you even fight Black Sabbath? Ok, let's assume you let the flame go out... You'd be in the shadowy cockpit of the tank, bro. I mean, maybe you have the will to make your own stand, but you dont even have the will to withstand Mariah, let's be honest (Need Miracle)

[@iisonclamity4530]

Man forgot that Jospeh can use hamon on hermit purple to transmit he can just electrocute you from inside the tank and doge around you by swinging around

[@shrekkek9396]

Joseph could take control of the tank like he did with a plane, so you're dead.

[@fortnitesexman]

well, not only are you unable to see a LOT of the stands, but you're also completely unable to TOUCH alot of the stands too what would almost always happen is that the stands phase through your tank and kill you to death

[@pranaymukala4398]

what is joseph gonna do? Joesph: NIGERUNDAYOOOOO also joseph: U FELL FOR IT. *clogs the tank's missile devilvery system and makes the tank blow up* ggs

[@suslilymogus6367]

did you forget that inside of a tank is dark so Popos Stand can get inside the tank and can and will kill you

[@goobiesnoobs]

“Little bite the dust character” i am convinced he’s never watched jojo

[@kakyoinnoriaki5167]

Just a reminder that Spice Girl's destructive power is A, like Star Platinum, while Gold Experience is C. If she reach for your tank before you can land a shot, she can flatten it like rubber, or like a can.

[@doublebbastard7514]

“Oh, but look at what the emerald splash did to a clock, their is no way that a TANK, could withstand something that destroyed a CLOCK”

[@marcusmarin6702]

bro kakyoin was on his last breath, that emerald splash will be more powerfull if he was not injured

[@azzychentnik1663]

My dude, mista's whole thing is bank shots, he literally has the ability to snipe you from any angle

[@Eevee860]

If kira doesn't have stray cat in him that he can not fight at a distance, sheer heart attack is a normal explosion and the tank is resistant to it, he is not getting a instant death bomb anywhere near you before the tank takes him out

[@youraveragejojoenjoyer]

next video: stands i could beat with star platinum

[@Tridrip]

you could've explained everything with "the tank is my stand"

[@rcmg4013]

You have zero chances of winning against Iggy if the tanks aren't airtight.

[@mafiaboss3077]

I cant believe you gave the bank shot to polnareff who's a close range fighter most of the time, but not mista who's power redirects bullets.

[@seijuroakashi9178]

*talks about magic bullet* *discounts guy whose whole stand is making that magic bullet a reality for almost every shot*

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Trish punches the nuke and makes it just kinda bounce on the ground and never trigger the explosion mechanism

[@Eevee860]

Made in heaven would cause your tank to literally disintegrate as millenia pass for the tank

[@chaosoli33]

0:34 he can see the stands. He has the stand ,, EGAL ,, from the German musician Michael Wendler and his ability is to see stands and know about them because of a series he watched. So unlike other stand users, he knows what’s coming for him. His stand has no physical appearance other than to be his left kidney. It can’t attack or something. It’s just there. And if this stand is hit then it damages only his left kidney

[@vocalsam3608]

Mista could technically shoot from a far as long as six bullet (I won't say the actual name because of the guidelines) kicks the bullet into the tanks missile hole, the stand can literally change the direction of the shot which kills you

[@Shroomie420]

Sex Pistols, the actual name is Sex Pistols. ^^

[@vocalsam3608]

@@Shroomie420 Ik, but I won't say it due to the guidelines

[@Unable-rz4jc]

bro magician's red would tun the barrel into a wet cardboard pipe

[@NoxGoesWild]

Bro, you are so underrated

[@cumcer6140]

You would still lose all of them. No way in hell you'll be operating that tank alone

[@Dr.BubblesIsInTheAir]

Put someone who doesn’t know how to use a tank, in a tank, and make him fight supernatural super beings.

[@FinnM375]

Diavolo: brings a tank Half of bucciaratis crew:💥

[@poopoopeepee6834]

Rohan doesn’t need you to look at his manga to book you

[@user-vz8zu2xv6o]

Blud is going to war with the stands

[@BenDover-rx7py]

Yo Willy got the new freshest cut around in the jojo verse

[@DanilegoPlays]

I'm guessing we're ignoring the fact Stands can go through solid objects like tanks and kill you inside

[@TigerGT64]

Remember that the Stand must protect the user aswell

[@silentwarp_]

hey willy! love your vids :3

[@jaxwarp8373]

I like how modern Tank Cannons have a range of like, a mile or more, meaning you couod have jusr blown up everyone exceot Diavolo and Shigechi without them even seeing you

[@DIOSAIDWRYYYY95]

My italian ears are bleeding lmao

[@Dormonos]

Maybe some day part 7 stands will be in here

[@Brobrioiovaitra]

Willy:”Weather..” Also Willy:”Anusi…”

[@TictacmanRBLX]

He can see the stands his stand is called funny af, it makes so he’s really funny

[@G.A.M.E.R.-]

Your tank is your stand, Take me Home Country Roads

[@protege6383]

Bro had to include a child with zero stand on a “stands I can beat” just to get any semblance of a win, Joseph could very likely still beat the fuck outta a tank I’m pretty sure he did that in part 2 without a stand

[@protege6383]

Also “A car isn’t a tank” yet you think Highway star is disassembling your tank when it couldn’t escape a car?

[@Thedark_entity]

5:02 disassemble my tank piece by piece BOLT BY BOLT SREW BY SREW 😂🤣

[@arcaneasp]

he can see the stands because the tank is. the stand

[@yadudemellow7492]

And in this video we watch a grown man desperately try to gain a feeling of control and failing miserably

[@NolaGamache]

DUDE DIRESPECTED GAMBLE MAN