JoJo’s Stands I Could Beat in a Fight

[@WillyNordwrench]

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[@Czofm]

Oh so you also love jojo

[@shadowsghost1050]

Hi Willy! Van you force Jack to react to Jojo without any content? I think that’s pretty good video idea.

[@shadowsghost1050]

Van* > Can

[@almighty_clod8188]

You do realize that you get clapped by almost all of these because you can't see them, right?

[@fadadapple]

height has absolutely nothing to do with strength.

[@nobled1113]

The saddest part is realistically he's beating 0 of these characters ;-;

[@Nothinglolanansj]

except oingo

[@nobled1113]

@@Nothinglolanansj yeah but even in a fight to the death. Oingo will eventually get the final laugh.

[@speed9553]

@@Nothinglolanansj oingo has the body of a body builder there’s no way he’s losing

[@Nothinglolanansj]

my jojo knowledge is shit i was talking about boingo and thoth💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@nobled1113]

@@Nothinglolanansj I meant boingo too cuz eventually whoever boingo is fighting will die

[@OppieGP]

You keep forgetting that even if they don’t own a stand, they are still extremely buff, you ain’t winning against kakyoin, not even a chance

[@TheManWhoErasedHisNane]

Also again it’s destructive energy if that hits you your gonna shredded and don’t froget the possesion ability and it’s tendrils that can slice you up.

[@legalmel]

even most part 3 stand users are boned in dios situation. like even jotaro(without timestop) is just fucked. theres nothing you can really do in that situation.

[@TheManWhoErasedHisNane]

@@legalmel True and if you somehow survive the first the second will finish you off or you could just get stabbed by the tendrils.

[@abaldrabbit]

I don’t think most can even land a solid hit on Hierophant green unless Kakyoin is using the main body for distraction. The stand can unravel and move freely like a snake, it’d be like trying to punch a goose in the neck, it’s just too small and mobile a target. And that’s not taking into account Kakyoin’s own strength and more importantly, his strategic ability.(and the part where the guy happens to be absolutely ruthless in a fight)

[@TheManWhoErasedHisNane]

@@abaldrabbit I wish he was utilized more in fights since he had if I remember correctly only two major fights (not sure if you could call darby younger a fight)

[@raph3699]

Fighting abbachio would be like fighting two big and strong guys but one of them is invisible

[@owenbridgers]

Abbachio is the physically strongest member of Bruno’s team he would kick the rest of their asses without Stands in play

[@thegrape9017]

@@23373 huh💀

[@aaronabarca4919]

Also, Abbachio had police training

[@milkchoco_user]

mista will win no stand casue he has a *GUN*

[@Gritt_1]

@@milkchoco_user i.... You know what you are right, the gun isn't a part of his stand tho he just wins because of his crop top sweater

[@megurger]

Also the cat stand can literally create force fields that couldn't be broken by crazy diamond

[@LostSwordsman_Zoro]

Why would you fight it, befriend the cat

[@MrLoops-dq9xt]

A text book was enough to shield it so he'll be ok if he's smart

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

Mean kitty flower

[@guilhemgalceranrial4085]

@@MrLoops-dq9xt still you cant touch the cat-plant if crazy diamond punches and killer queen stomp cant do it xD

[@necoarc9066]

half these people would kill you regardless of a stand just using raw strength. also for all of the women like jolyne your not gonna win because were talking a stand battle and jolyne can literally punch meteorites

[@felipeguedescampos851]

Jolyne wins against a guy who has stand and a biceps with the size of his head, I don't know how he thinks he could possibly wins against her

[@Mrstireast]

Anyone can punch a meteorite. They would just take tons of injuries. That’s what happened to Jolyne. Btw don’t go thinking that I think he can stand a chance in hell to beat her, I’m just saying taking major injuries from meteorites isn’t much of a feat

[@felipeguedescampos851]

@@Mrstireast the thing is that almost any normal human would get knocked out if someone of that sized kicked their head, and Jolyne got two kicks on the head and was able to keep fighting

[@markaaronrgavilan4004]

@@Mrstireast Not really, meteorites are real fast, you can't just catch one. I think the feat here isn't Jolyne punching the meteorite and getting injured from it but the fact that she was able to completely redirect it to Westwood. If you were to punch a meteorite, it'd go straight through your hand. That thing while it gave damaged still bounced off Stone Free's fist. To punch a meteorite and make it change course takes crazy strength.

[@Christopher15096]

It’s funny that they mention it and he still makes an argument💀

[@USA_goverment]

Alternative title: Willy overrates himself for 9 minutes 20 seconds Edit: that’s an edit

[@matthewpopow6647]

Amazing how he thinks he can fight all these INVISIBLE stands

[@Mr.Manbat]

@@matthewpopow6647 what if he’s actually a stand and the stand user is using him as an extra source of income

[@matthewpopow6647]

@@Mr.Manbat then he would be one of the best utility stands ever

[@Weird_guy47]

Im just think normal human can only beat tonio because its support stand

[@Oriya970]

@@Weird_guy47 not just tonio cheap trick user will be pretty easy to beat u just have to not see his back and he doesn't want to show it to u,survivor cannot protect the user and stray cat was kind of beaten by an 11 years old kid

[@Mr.Skeleton-El]

Bro thinks he stands a chance against Jolyne ☠️

[@superplushproductions7591]

fr

[@envynotgreed9152]

she literally got her fucking HEART turned inside out and still got a lot of good hits on pucci

[@rorokukil]

bro could 1v1 fist fight with cmoon💀💀

[@rorokukil]

@@NeekoGood i talked abt jolyne btw

[@johankhamaruddin3775]

She literally threw hands with a prison guard that was buff af

[@jonathankay3384]

the ridiculous confidence is killing me 💀

[@Danonï_ï]

IKR!!! It's absurd 💀

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@Danonï_ï His stand needs confidence to be op

[@megurger]

I don't think any human can beat the superfly user he has godly parkour skills and has superhuman levels of strength and speed

[@BionicleGoji]

Funny part is he gets beat by every character except death 13

[@jabdroid197]

@@BionicleGoji i would say he still beats the cat plant

[@winningsmile1843]

@@jabdroid197 Even Kira couldn't against it 🤣

[@WillyNordwrench]

I’m taking superfly and goku down with me

[@AegisGaming99]

true

[@roberteriksson1248]

He is really underrating these stands

[@rebleed2424]

Wym underrating a stand

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@rebleed2424 bro thinks he got a chance of beating echoes act 3 who fucking CONTROLS GRAVITY AND CAN JUST MAKE YOU NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE, YOU ARE SQUISHED, DONE, SPLATTERED

[@dumbruv_]

bro rly thinks he can win against Hierophant Green

[@CautaroXIV]

@@bigpoggers6507 it doesnt control gravity it just makes things heavier

[@ximpty]

@@CautaroXIVthats legit what controlling gravity is

[@timetraveler_from_2012]

If unarmed I think you might be able to take Tonio. However, in his episode he throws a knife next to Josuke's head as a warning shot and with that type of precision I wouldn't take any chances with him if he was actually trying to kill me also how is akira in "they're favoured"? He's basically as fast as crazy diamond even when not at full power You also forget the proscuitto is fast enough to nearly keep up with sticky fingers, so even if you're fine against the aging it's still basically the same as fighting bucciarati

[@armoredman10]

I mean bucciratti was partially aged in the fight, doesn’t matter though because Willy would have to literally fight a gangster

[@illiterateethos422]

That moment you realize that nearly all the characters could win _without_ the friggin stands

[@glassofwater281]

Emerald Splash was used the most against characters who were strong enough to block it, I wish he got to use it more

[@normal_username3231]

In kakyoins defense, he mostly only used emerald splash on stands that severely outclass him in strength and/or speed

[@Spitinmyfacemylove]

Kakyoin could control you with hierophant

[@superfox8519]

Problem with that is he needs an oriphice to enter, so he gotta crawl up his ass

[@vn9574]

Kakyoin can literally go machine gun on him

[@grisnowis2614]

Kayoin would clap his ass without a stand lol

[@blakestuder5758]

You still got time to delete this lil bro

[@Spitinmyfacemylove]

@@blakestuder5758 I know a nigga named Blake didn’t just call me lil bro 💀

[@civicmimiv]

What do you mean "Whitesnake? Maybe"? He slaps your face one time and you completely lost

[@TS_Condorte]

Nevermind you lost to most of them,you cant see the stands tho ☠️

[@quiteabizarreone6441]

Insane how everyone forgets of the few times the emerald splash hit it instantly annihilated its target (exceptions being two of the characters with the strongest stands physically in the entire series, Jotaro & DIO)

[@_Bendy]

Nobody will beat toyohiro. Tbh his stand isn't worthless at all. He knows his environment perfectly well and he has the agility, whilst everyone else would go inside the tower and he could just flee immediately. And when that happens you're done.

[@Var-ms6yw]

To be clear the C Stat in a stand is comparable to a human capacity. Like C strength means human-like strength, but B can already bend steel, and a B in speed means over 30 km/h, well the rest comes by... also the colony stands have great defensive capabilities and have more radius than what you think

[@ceooftaxfraud8974]

silver chariot has c but can throw polnareff like 100 feet in the air

[@Var-ms6yw]

@@ceooftaxfraud8974 Ye also that

[@ceooftaxfraud8974]

@@star-universe-requiem7954 because araki forgot to make the stand stats make sense, he forgot

[@specterknight430]

It’s not strength it’s power

[@janeflame7308]

@@ceooftaxfraud8974Stand stats are very inconsistent so they aren’t very reliable

[@jojojoestar6723]

Bro forgot, normal humans can't see stands and only stands can hurt other stands

[@konopowah7022]

can someone tell me if this is a satire or not cause the only person from this list who can be defeated by a normal human being is Mariah, Oingo and baby stand user. anyone else is winning with no-low difficulty even if you're built like a mike Tyson.

[@pingu.s4064]

I love how willy made different categories. Bro every stand user would absolutly clap any normal person. Because normale can't see the stand or have any super natural ability

[@civicmimiv]

8:49 No. Weather report creates weather conditions. Not the poisonous frogs. In the scene where these frogs were, they were just living around the prison and WR created a tornado, which brought them all up.

[@superfox8519]

Even worse, you really want to get struck by fucking lightning while on fire, while on a tornado?

[@civicmimiv]

@@superfox8519 nah

[@lennard8066]

@@superfox8519 while being a snail

[@IHitTheWater]

Yes I am definitely beating a 6,3 200 pound giant who has the power to beat you up with an invisible power

[@therandomperson-lc3xs]

funny how joseph went from pulling out tommy guns in part 2 to still being an absolute menace in part 3 and then looking like hes always on the verge of a cardiac arrest in part 4

[@therandomperson-lc3xs]

tbh would not be surprised if he died of a cardiac arrest

[@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554]

​@@therandomperson-lc3xsstill alive in Pt6, just slightly dumber araki said.

[@dzimi9281]

Let's be real here, only fights he has a chance winning are against Oingo and death 13. And if being the one to murder your opponent before he murders you counts as a win then notorious big fight will be possible too

[@Purplisntacolor]

Other Darby brother m a y b e

[@Box_man123.]

He's losing to oingo because, Oingo is JACKED

[@PriestRandom]

Bro things that he could beat Stray cat who almost killed the main villian☠️

[@demi-femme4821]

Emerald Splash broke a clock face. If you get hit by any of those emeralds, your bones are getting broken into more pieces than Sorbet

[@Christopher-po6tf]

Emerald splash = spread-fire machine gun that can blast apart a clock tower even when stand is dying. But then again, Willy can just pull a Dio and deflect those silly green rocks.

[@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554]

Yeah, definitely

[@ManWithThreeDollars]

8:07 counterpoint, she’s a Joestar and another counterpoint, she defeated Vivano Westwood even with Survivor enhancing his strength (to be fair she was also enhanced by Survivor’s ability but still) 9:04 Whitesnake has a gun and he just use his acid trip to make you think you’ve won while slowly dying

[@enchantmenttable7711]

Whitesnake doesn't just have a gun, he took it off of the dude in the courtyard

[@ManWithThreeDollars]

@@enchantmenttable7711 yeah but at the very least dude has some experience with it, sort of, I think

[@abaldrabbit]

Mariah is a professional assassin, I don’t think you’re going to win against her, even without her stand.

[@Hatsune_mikuxX]

But you can't see them so won't you lose by default

[@WillyNordwrench]

Oh my god I literally never thought of this LMFAOOOOO

[@PhoenyxuzPrimax]

@@WillyNordwrench bruh moment 💀

[@The_cake_is_false]

He is garanteed to lose against all the stands besides the ones that don't have a physical form or have conditions to activate

[@endisendis123]

such an underrated youtuber, the pacing, editing and overall vibe is just on spot!

[@lecanaimapato9178]

My guy literaly said he would absolutely win against fucking superfly, harvest and stray cat and is favoured against imposible to be favoured against stands.

[@endisendis123]

@@lecanaimapato9178 i wrote this comment before watching this video, besides the bullshit statements the video is great

[@lecanaimapato9178]

@@endisendis123 xd

[@specterknight430]

@@endisendis123the only fight I see him winning is with holly, death 13 if he already knows about it, tonio and that’s basically part three

[@specterknight430]

Oops tonio is part 4

[@OfficerCrimson]

“I’m seeing how many I can beat in a fistfight” none cause as far as I’m aware you don’t have a stand

[@yaginaito]

1:17 Oh if you only you knew about Hierophant Green's tendrils and his body possession. One entrance to your ears, mouth or nose and you're done for. XD

[@Oriya970]

The truth is that 99% of stand users are kicking the shit out of any none stand user(tho stands like cheap trick,survivor and pearl jam do exist)

[@specterknight430]

He’s still getting beat up with Survivor if there is someone else nearby

[@x88.berkay]

bro even phisically weak stands are 40 times stronger than human power like moody blues can slay the brain outta you

[@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554]

MB is on par with his user, and Abbacchio possibly being stronger than GER scares me

[@jozianderson8232]

Hes gonna get absolutely destroyed by Hierophant Green

[@adamamar5100]

Yes stength is buff human and hes not so ye

[@mimimaxxing]

I seriously think Tonio, Mannish Boy, younger D'arby, and the guy with Khnum are the only characters that would lose a fight. Other than that, even the strongest actual person alive is pretty much demolished by everyone else here

[@quiteabizarreone6441]

I love how you can tell he's never actually seen the series and is only going off what he knows from memes and shit

[@agustinevil6]

6:17 abbachio does not need a stand to shatter your jaw, willy

[@MasterFhyl]

I think you grossly overestimate your abilities.

[@alonewolfy8160]

Kakyoin would just draw your death and jolyne beated a guard that is ripped

[@AegisGaming99]

HIS DRAWING ABILITY ISNT A THING IT WAS A HITMARKER FOR HIS STAND HE WAS BEING A DRAMA QUEEN

[@Schizoidsafin]

His drawing ability isnt a thing man

[@AegisGaming99]

@Ringadingding EXACTLY

[@alonewolfy8160]

@@specterknight430 dude, not commenting would be a better option.

[@specterknight430]

@@alonewolfy8160 yea your right I’ll delete the comment :(

[@GargoyleHunter]

'Yes im favored vs a dog who can make giant and perfect replicas of anything out of sand and who can suffocate me easily

[@JunkstHat3605]

4:32 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AFTER THAT IM SORRY SHIGECHI

[@V0idstrider_Soul_]

A big distinction here is if he knows he is in a stand battle and another part of it if he can see the stands

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

I could won against Death 13. Not because his user is a baby, but because I can't sleep. help

[@LeoTheTurtle]

5:35 nah that's an instant L💀💀

[@miimiibeschde4818]

Joseph would destroy you, I mean he took an officer Just with his hands

[@adamamar5100]

He defeated 3 gods lol

[@simonburneer1656]

He would have a chance to fight against Notorious B.I.G‘s stand user … just make sure he doesn‘t die

[@willietowns8105]

love how in every one of these types of video the youtuber gives themself way too much credit

[@MajoraZ]

I've seen your videos here and there, and it astounds me you don't have more subs despite how well you narrate, edit, and the creativity of the video concepts. You deserve way more, so I felt compelled to finally sub.

[@WillyNordwrench]

Thank you man I'm glad you like the vids :) means the world!!

[@djenabatoure3027]

@@WillyNordwrench you did lot of caps but great chanel

[@thelakeguardian8188]

Emerald Splash could literally 2-3 shot Jotaro

[@lennard8066]

@Star-Universe-Requiem wasnt easy for Jotaro though

[@lennard8066]

@Star-Universe-Requiem but then time stop

[@C-Moon922]

Most if not all stand users that can punch, you lose. It's an invisible person, that you can't touch, beating you up. Also, some people in the "I'm Favored" tier should be thought through. Metallica makes a razor in your throat. Abbachio was an ex cop and could square up. Grateful Dead just ages you until you can't fight back. etc.

[@MacNZ-_-]

The fact he put superfly in "no doubt i will win" is crazy, the user can fuckin' manipulate the tower and also trap the person to die, plus if he punches the tower it'll reflect the damage back. The amount of cope is crazy

[@mansasasigma]

Hi Willy, this is my chance to tell you. I love your videos and watch almost every new you lay out! Keep up the good work.

[@WillyNordwrench]

Thank you man I love these comments so much :) appreciate you being here

[@mansasasigma]

@@WillyNordwrench you replied!! all hail the holy WillyNordWench

[@SlewedBoot25934]

This man was lying through his ass for 9 and a half minutes straight.

[@AttacktheD_Point69]

"jojo stands i could never beat in a fight" ALL OF THEM Im not worthy enough to get one...

[@rusco_9195]

He forgot that he can't see stands and it change a lot of things 💀

[@kermit_goodman]

bro think he will be able to face heaven's door

[@notfunny345]

the only real tiers is "they're favored" and "i'm getting clapper"

[@task_failer8223]

Alt title: 5’9 man copes hard

[@Pray_everyday_or_else]

4:58 people forgot alien dude can’t turn into anything more powerful than him

[@Stidniz]

WillyNordwrench: emerald splash is a dog shit ability viewer: its an unblockable attack jotaro: ....

[@dArknESs_65-k2s]

Bro’s confident 💀

[@turtlesquare7174]

This is half of the jojo stands💀

[@WillyNordwrench]

Part 2? 🧐

[@turtlesquare7174]

@@WillyNordwrench yes!

[@specterknight430]

@@WillyNordwrenchI’m sorry but you should know that fighting most of these characters you will lose

[@BloxxyMemes]

and then he remembered he cant see their stands cuz he doesnt own one

[@junjierbx_2]

Willy: **puts risotto Nero/metallica in the I'm favored category** I'm iron deficient Me: Are you sure about that?

[@lennard8066]

Ik it is a joke, but being deficient would kill him even faster

[@FirethornYT]

You forget that most of these Stands can attack so fast it looks like they have multiple arms.

[@BurgersenGaming]

This guy is that part of america’s population that think they can fight a lion bare handed

[@Eevee860]

Rohan can literally just open your pages and write "I lose" in them and you instantly lose, or he can open his own pages and write "I win"

[@LiamNoblet95]

7:40 Willy, every body looks old in the anime…. and gay in almost any media

[@dougsbugblog]

If I had a dollar for every time Giornno lost an arm…

[@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554]

You'd get 3

[@LonelySkeleton]

Nobody tell him non-stand users can't see stands

[@aninstrument2803]

let alone do something about them

[@MercOverHeaven]

bro is def putting to much trust in himself

[@mrgriffin9619]

He forgot that Joseph has Hamon, not just Hermit purple, so he would be soloed.

[@ZackCrombe]

you see he’s forgetting the fact the stands are invisible to him

[@haunted-cf8yg]

“I literally only take 8 dubs out of like 100 characters” one of them is a plant and the other is a baby 💀💀

[@-Metalblaster-]

3:39 nah, dude will probably burst your eardrums with act 1, not even that lock stand guy (I forgot his name) could even bear the sound.

[@baappletheapple1885]

You don't win against stray cat when you have a bubble in your heart

[@the-postal-dude]

the only thing fugo can't control is the poison, not purple haze itself. remember, he couldn't see where his stand was for 90% of the fight..

[@Qwsewjnx]

Bro did not STAND a chance

[@Eevee860]

He didn't spawn frogs, the wind picked them up

[@gtvnathan4578]

0:50 ain't no way you just said that bro 😭

[@fadadapple]

height has nothing to do with strength

[@sirspoonkm.]

Koichi is canonically 5 foot something, not barely a meter, he is just drawn shorter because it looks nice

[@tailpig6417]

I'd say there's another ending to some of those fights: the Stand user flees. For example, Koichi with Act 1 would be able to easily distract him, and Toyohiro would simply leave him in Superfly's tower

[@llyon5383]

It's not even about underrating the Stand abilities. Most of these Characters literally have fighting experience. Even if your bigger than them, doesnt change the fact that they know how to fight, especially in Part 5, since they are all part of the Mafia. They fight people like everyday. 😭

[@sjhamilton289]

You can't hit stray cat it will just make an air bubble making nothing happen to it

[@ReallyKeepingFictional]

Man's wasn't even going to give Cioccolatta and Green Day a chance to show up cuz he knows that was just gonna be an L right off

[@ПалёныйКабачков]

You lose almost every fight with them because a Stand can only be defeated with a Stand.

[@theyamean4891]

Bra Aramis really be out here killing invisible zombies and you think you're going to kill her

[@hlaot2]

no way he thinks he can win against kakyoin 😭🙏

[@AshYTdoesYouTube]

Did he really just put Metallica in I’m favored 💀

[@aninstrument2803]

Bro thinks losing all of his iron wouldn't be bad

[@lordflarus]

Trish may not know how to use her Stand, but her Stand definitely knows how to use her Stand. You gotta remember that Spice Girl is sentient, here.

[@seankelly4312]

Even bringing a knife against Joseph would not help. He could use his Hamon to shut down your organs with a mere touch from the knife. Even ignoring that, he’d break everything in your body with a single finger.

[@wv5853]

Hey should redo this video on what are the chances of him winning with a random stand, like if he was told he’d get a random stand and fighting this character how confident would he be tier