In your face Neil Armstrong The Martian

[@沈啍]

Mark Watney’s tombstone: Colonizer of Mars. The greatest botanist on Mars. Captain gold beard the space pirate. Fastest man in the history of space travel.

[@EricLing64]

Hater of disco music.

[@proudamerican183]

@@EricLing64 Later Accepter of Disco 🤣

[@DOI_ARTS]

Eat colleagues shit on Mars

[@prozitaitir7356]

Iron man

[@dj_5205]

Mark Whatney - Space Pirate.

[@joshuacampbell7141]

Neil armstrong like " bet" colonized Jupiter

[@cirkuitknight]

Im glad they added this line straight from the book

[@stevesmith1383]

FRED DUDE yes

[@bernardoromero5009]

the manga is better

[@megemet5269]

Bernardo Romero THERE,S A MANGA?

[@heavysaber9431]

@@megemet5269 yes

[@efu2046]

@Diavolo Jaegar double cap, the author told me the story before he wrote it was better

[@timothyswartz3255]

This is definitely one of my favorite scenes from an incredible film. I can’t remember ever seeing a movie that I wished so badly to be true like I did this one. It’s especially hard not to get caught up during the rescue scene. I actually had to remind myself afterwards that what I saw was fiction.

[@darthrevan4933]

Jon's Dimension virtually all of it is possible in fact the one thing that is impossible is the storm in the beginning due to the lower density of the Martian atmosphere

[@aleksanderginter]

Although I love this film, it is a scientific crap. For example- the scene where the hub explodes and Matt covers the hole with a foil. Brief calculations: Inside pressure- 1 bar, outside pressure- 600 pascals (source: wikiedia) Force=pressure/surface Force= difference between inside and outside pressure ( 1013 hPa (1 bar)-600 Pa = 100 700 Newtons/square meter) That is equal to 10 700 kg/m^2. If only we had foil that can withstand that. Gravity- another fuck-up form hollywood. He'd be rather jumping on mars IRL due to it strengh (over 2,5 times less than on earth). I'm too lazy to continue this, so I'll just link this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXTbgmaejq2lkM0 I love this film, but if u want to see a good one, especially Sci-fi, u have to forget about physics (Star Wars suits ideally for this example). Have a nice day

[@josefdenis3799]

@Jonatán Varhol everything apart from the huge storm

[@zoom-zip3473]

@@aleksanderginter u need a girl dude

[@ahuman7010]

Watch interstellar bro it is also as good as this , of not better

[@AlexYadaYada]

I got a question. Were any of the footage that he took ever shown to the world? I mean, if I had definitive proof I colonized Mars, I’d flaunt that shit.

[@pyropsycho1977]

I think it was briefly mentioned it was.

[@NooobLP]

i would argue the mere fact he kept himself fed as long counts as evidence.

[@Rumym8]

@@pyropsycho1977 i remember him talking to a class at the end of the film saying he grew potatoes in his own shit so yes he did talk about it

[@tilltronje1623]

It wasn't. But they still had proof

[@codepwnedOG]

This is a great example of what happens when the movie follows the book. Who'd thunk?!?

[@PapaHepatitis7170]

well you see the biggest issue with book-movie adaptations, is that books don't usually have an hour and a half run time, especially when most book-movie recreations are primarily childrens books, so theres alot of filler needed, but I do agree that book movies are much better when adapted straight from the book instead of having filler, but that was only possible because there was enough content in the book to not warrant a need for any filler content

[@aircraftmen_]

its thought not thunk

[@Friunt24]

@@aircraftmen_Hey! That's what my head sounds like when I knock into it

[@ThugHunterfromIsrael]

@@aircraftmen_ nobody really cares bro

[@aircraftmen_]

@@ThugHunterfromIsrael ok "sussus amogus"

[@dylantew2142]

I like this line so much, thanks bro!! :D

[@dylansully8267]

imagine being name dylan what a fucking loser

[@johnsmithee6660]

*Mark Watney:* So technically, I've colonised Mars *Elon Musk:* Oh...so you've chosen death

[@hmcredfed1836]

musk would actually love this! He would make trillions with his Rockets by then.

[@Astro_Guy_1]

Musk is a hack.

[@NooobLP]

id first love to see one of his rockets make it out of earths orbit. starship has become a joke, id rather bet on nasa and esa to get this done.

[@usbgamers123]

@@NooobLP I really believe that a public agency should colonize Mars rather than a singular money hungry billionaire

[@NooobLP]

@@usbgamers123 i think its less a question of should and more one of could. its irrelevant whether elon wants to, if he is utterly incapable to doing so. nasa and esa are going to the moon, spacex hasnt even come close to that. how gullible are the musk fanboys to think going to mars is something musk is capable of?

[@scooscotch1535]

My favorite scene’s were when he planted the potatoes and converted elements for water. Just brilliant.

[@Helena-me6mp]

He burned hydrazine (h4) with oxygen to make water XD

[@mr.pickle6487]

@@Helena-me6mp Didn't he pour acid on zinc to make hydrogen and then burn the hydrogen to make water?

[@Lexyvil]

This is one of the only works of fiction that I've read the whole book prior watching the adaptation, and I'm so glad I did, knowing how well adapted it was.

[@TheBaldr]

I actually like the movie ending a little bit better.

[@maksymmanziuk4108]

In you face Elon Mask

[@simonheinsch3107]

LEAVE OUR LORD OUT OF THIS!

[@sdprz7893]

Nah he’s actually going to colonise Mars, this is just a movie

[@tiktokmorelikecomeoverhere3242]

SDPRZ no he’s not. Elon’s lazy ass Isn’t going anywhere.

[@tiktokmorelikecomeoverhere3242]

SDPRZ Elon isn’t even an astronaut lmfao

[@navismirza5752]

this is it ladies and gentleman, tiktok side effect

[@outdooraddventure]

One day we will colonize Mars

[@abfan8333]

Probably very soon

[@stoo8441]

One day we will colonise the galaxy

[@dustinchen]

abba fan define soon

[@abfan8333]

Dustin Chen humans on mars in 5-10 years , thats soon

[@drburger8487]

I’ll come back to this comment when we do

[@kazaleaf5707]

But then after he says that, all his plants died

[@cypherusuh]

Technically still counts

[@killersalmon4359]

@@cypherusuh Yes - there are no takebacks.

[@Rio..o7..]

the ghost of Neil Armstrong

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

No one said he was _good_ at colonizing

[@johnb4593]

@@WhiteWolf-lm7gj Did you watch the movie?

[@carpanojr]

The realism is off the charts. That’s definitely something a real astronaut would say.

[@Anuwabu]

Real astronauts wouldn't be so arrogant since they have a solid understanding that their missions are possible only because of a great collective effort and they themselves are just one small part of that. One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

[@tilltronje1623]

@@Anuwabu it's a joke dude, not arrogance

[@halonostalgiatheater7440]

I actually love this movie

[@donny5798]

can i have its name?

[@halonostalgiatheater7440]

@@donny5798 The Martian

[@FerretJohn]

Shame Neil wasn't around to enjoy that.

[@MangoMuncher11]

My dad watched this movie does anyone know the name of this movie

[@Krappie.]

The Martian

[@thegreenmantis3157]

Neil armstrong : abey saale

[@Nemenis]

Why is there so many non English speakers in a English speaking video wtf

[@starbustergaming5651]

@@Nemenis it's a meme

[@nehahahahahahah]

@@Nemenis in your face nemenis.

[@ashutoshvaish867]

@@Nemenis fu

[@neildembry9394]

One of the best films ever -

[@A_Person312]

Well Bois i’m heading to Geonosis

[@n3r0wolfe]

thats not enough dirt to grow any decent amount of potatoes.. in your face martian writers

[@The_Story_Of_Us]

“In your face, Elon.”

[@chunkymonkey4868]

I dont know of this is a coincidence but I had just this part of the movie in science class today but I f***ing swear I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT STUFF LIKD THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME and it literally blows my mind. It happens at least once every two weeks.

[@anaelleeikrem4593]

Neil armstrong be like: O.O (Roblox OOF)

[@VixAnime]

where's kimmel

[@silver6380]

Can't stop focusing on those numbers at 0:10. 12.48psi would equal an "altitude" in excess of 20000m, which is far beyond the known limit of human survival for long periods of time (which is 8000m).

[@Penzug]

because of this video watch the movie very good very nice

[@SkillZgetKillZ]

Isn't it technically when the first child is born?

[@davidg6810]

damn amazing movie, loved it every second

[@ObvSpace]

this is mz favourite film!

[@isekaitruck-kun8230]

He should have say"In your face China!"

[@thebabbons1554]

Jokes aside, if China found that video, he would have been dead

[@kodiak64]

He has such an irrationally upbeat persona in this movie. It just seems like some kind of grinning idiot libtard in space vibe.

[@Chuked]

Hey not fair this was only possible because neil armstrong first landed on the moon

[@derdenni6780]

It's a joke

[@Chuked]

@@derdenni6780 I know but still

[@Nemenis]

“In your face zod”

[@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896]

We need the first person to grow crops on mars to say this

[@ausburnesdumbaltaccount9676]

this movie is such a banger

[@j2klegend]

Oh lucky China didnt ban this scene and put Ni Lee Aung Strung in place.

[@TheDriveDriver]

senator armstrong

[@alexstroud4665]

This film felt so real

[@victorcandelaria5111]

lol

[@justinry4840]

Movie name?

[@RandomVidsforthought]

The martian

[@Herlander25]

he poop all day to fertilize all those plants ..........

[@22CaptainAmerica]

0:15

[@StormForthcoming]

imagine the reddit thread/twitter reaction to the Watney Tapes coming out. It would have been legendary.

[@FakeExotic]

Hi

[@dmitrikulkevicius9161]

As we all know, Martian soil is the same as Earth soil, hmmmm.... sure.

[@tormentor2285]

meanwhile we have to wait other 10-20 years, then maybe some other 10-20

[@sbz2723]

Who colonised earth?

[@isaiahrobertneri2032]

I'm sure Captain Miller is smiling from the heaven.

[@KingOfGamesss]

In your face...A Lien

[@jogman262]

Neil Armstrong was a test pilot, not a botanist. And then this guy blew up his crop anyway.

[@marcuswatson4910]

That flower i planted on a mission trip in mexico meant far more than i realized.

[@sylvaindemeulenaere]

That’s a really clever way to hide your weed plants 🪴

[@oanlannoy7193]

Fun fact this was the political argument used by colonizers to 'argue' that indigenous people never owned the land of america bcs they never grew crops on them (ressources were plenty abundant so gathering and hunting was sufficient) and so by their definition they had every right to appropriate the land as soon as they would grow crops on it

[@johnathan1352]

Space isn’t real

[@sleepup7931]

and Elon will change his name to Elon Mars

[@gyullllp]

this thumbnail just gives me interstellar vibes

[@loganblackburn8967]

Elon in 2035:

[@bopodiluk5555]

Almost, you meant Elon Musk

[@GurdevSeepersaud]

This is the cringiest shit I ever heard

[@thepumpkin3203]

I haven’t even finished the book yet but it’s incredible, I hope this movie is on par with the book.

[@CrimTube]

So I learned this year that potato vines grow fucking fast! This is actually accurate.

[@tulabingjames4134]

Hahahahha in your face

[@alfredmoller1891]

And then Guillermo appears : "Get out of here,loser" hahahaa

[@knight207]

What's the.sound track pls pls tell me

[@draco84oz]

The riff right at the end? Rock the Boat - The Hues Corporation

[@clipmoviee]

To plant a potato

[@simonjohansson248]

So.. in the future, colonization is a good thing again?

[@randy312]

mate, the world would not be as advanced enough for you to write your whinely little comment if colonisation never happened.

[@elio6361]

Colonization is bad when it involves killing lots of people or replacing their culture. Here it litteraly doesn't hurt anyone so...

[@LupusGelos]

BREAKING NEWS: The UN Council has voted overwhelmingly to abandon controversial White astronaut on Mars, after video footage obtained from the Steller Landmass appears to show him Joking about "Colonizing" the Steller landmass....

[@naif4093]

🤣🤣😂😂💀💀

[@youtubet541]

What movie is this

[@RandomVidsforthought]

The martian

[@justvibingthroughlife917]

says it in the title

[@darkcagex9795]

Wooooooooooooooow

[@captainvaughn2871]

Love this movie

[@holliesmommypc]

Hahaha Hahaha

[@vishnuayyalasomayajula447]

check this out

[@agquiz1847]

But isnt he dead? That's rude don't you think?

[@crazymonkey0518]

aza goran it’s a scene strait from the book, he was alive when the book was published, so I personally don’t think so

[@agquiz1847]

Neil Armstrong is real

[@crazymonkey0518]

He was the first man on the moon

[@crazymonkey0518]

aza goran what?

[@TeamMemberNumberEight]

You think Neill would care either way?

[@g-page645]

Why do I get angry by hearing the word colonised 🤔

[@blobtheblobb6653]

Just for this line I wish Elon Musk would have acted as Mark Watney

[@simonheinsch3107]

Too bad he is too busy colonizing Mars

[@NoName-py8yk]

...

[@aljohntabion2751]

What counts as colonizing mars? I understand that he grew crops... but technically he used foreign soil to grow crops INSIDE of a establishment that is owned by NASA. So technically he grew crops on Independent US federal property. So wouldnt that be considered US soil? For lack of better term

[@changename9728]

dont ruin a great moment with pedantics

[@streakermaximus]

It was martian soil. They literally show him shoveling it outside and bringing it in.

[@serviciosapm7467]

Song name?

[@timothyswartz3255]

“Rock The Boat” by The Hues Corporation

[@raphaeldujardin2182]

darude sandstorm

[@collinw9934]

White ppl b like

[@chaitulion2672]

only in movies not real

[@DoctorBleach]

Not real now, but maybe in the future.

[@bartman898]

Neil Armstrong piloted the lunar lander and was on the first ship to land on another astronomical body. The skill and the balls of that achievement can't be overstated. He road on a ship and grew some plants. Yawn.

[@Player-kg1ds]

"He road on a ship and grew some plants on Mars. Yawn"

[@canalruim9123]

Don't forget that Buzz Aldrin was also on the LM And all the other Apollo missions astronauts also landed on the moon. Mark Watney colonized Mars and survived 560 sols alone on an almost inhabitable planet IMO Mark worked harder.

[@bartman898]

@@canalruim9123 let also remember that Mark Watney is fictional...

[@oswald0_]

@@bartman898 So what nigga take a joke don't ruin this... masterpeice of a movie

[@starmada105]

“So I ask myself, what would an Apollo Astronaut do? He’d probably drink two whiskeys and fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my rover. Man those guys were cool.”

[@KILLTHEREDDITOR]

I haven't watched this movie yet and I was hoping he was gonna talk in a Boston accent lol

[@20ksubsinquarantine39]

Neil Armstrong : Wait, let my call my CGI team and I’ll colonize son