Inchman - Jack Stauber (Fan Made Music Video)

[@basilyn]

It is scaring me how similar our taste in music is

[@KobaltRad]

What is you're opinion on OK GO.

[@basilyn]

Haven't heard of them, but i will look into them

[@dreamcast.0]

@@KobaltRad I love OK Go!! :D

[@hurricanemeem]

same honestly

[@maddievans3487]

Sketch you two are my best friends

[@quitlif3]

Remember kids, when you leave home and hike in the woods: You’ll turn into Jack Stauber.

[@jumpstyleindominus9630]

WELL I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR A HIKE THEN

[@abandonedaccount4539]

*where's my hiking gear?*

[@CometMothman]

**Grabs my hiking gear*see ya later guys*

[@soup_thecat7525]

*i have no problem with this*

[@ThatOneLeek]

WELP. Guess who's leaving the house for once?

[@fartgod9992]

he went way further out than an inch, man

[@caydesbutthole]

Oh God 😂😂

[@duck8206]

He went to Hope County!

[@xxxghostrosexxx2602]

This comment is gold😂😂😂

[@thisisadumbname7650]

100 from 666 likes

[@bennyboygames4195]

steamedbun he went like a whole foot my g he went way out there

[@greasemonkey6359]

HE'S TURNING INTO JACK STAUBER

[@Evelin.]

animalface 😂😂

[@indiumblue]

Then he died and lost that luscious beard

[@dbmd9915]

Shaggy?

[@ifuckinghatekazutomatsumoto]

The Kabloom boi YES ITS SHAGGY

[@Pepperpotater]

Bruh

[@cr0wtherr]

I love this story. He leaves his wife and kids because he’s tired of his life at home, but when he dies he really regrets leaving and wishes he had it all back.

[@saltysleeper2417]

Yes omg!

[@para_luhar9396]

TaffyChu am I the only one who thought it was two guys and it was a gay marriage what-

[@para_luhar9396]

TaffyChu Wait- *squints at 2:34 * oh- oh that human is a fEmAle oOf

[@cr0wtherr]

Lemon Boi like to me the story is so deep and so empowering?? Like I love the message for some reason

[@requiem8841]

Furret - chan LMAOOGJFHFUFHHYFHH

[@ALTfalt]

Plot twist: he was in the backyard the whole time

[@a_icecream_sandwich2124]

He tripped on a rock

[@xdnlolz]

@@a_icecream_sandwich2124 and now he d ed

[@hereiam5583]

Isnt that the plot of swiss army man

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

Akira Kurusu whose backyard has a cliff?

[@ALTfalt]

Real Shmooie yes

[@goincoconuts1978]

2:55 “Case closed on missing father.” **changes channel to Avengers**

[@grammarpolice2714]

*w O w*

[@oldmanbusta4921]

he snap that family apart.

[@weapontriangleisasuggestion]

They’re a family of culture

[@glittergalaxiesdimon8188]

I thought it was Stranger Things 😂

[@kornflakez1405]

_OUTSTANDING MOVE_

[@Freewill_Moder]

By the rate of his beard growth he survived about 8 months which is pretty good for some random dude who worked at a dead end job

[@Freewill_Moder]

Bruh why this got so many likes

[@zomdiehunter115]

1 that's really cool 2 why tho???

[@Freewill_Moder]

zomdiehunter 115 why what?

[@zomdiehunter115]

@@Freewill_Moder why do you know that and what would you wander that too

[@Freewill_Moder]

zomdiehunter 115 I was just wondering how long he could have been out there based on his beard growth since the scenery doesn’t change so I looked it up and it came out to 1/2 inches each month

[@eldritchplastic]

Guy looks at fried chicken: Aw yes ill *leave* my family forever now

[@jacquelinehernandez6994]

chimken is cursed

[@mr_alphabet0]

@lettermetter He was born with his beard

[@_4tr4mp0line]

chikn bad

[@ZenizhivGreen]

@men-talhazrd youd be surprise how fast beard grow for people like me if you dont shave for 2 month

[@iamabluedoge6941]

The chiken was a sign for him to leave his family forever

[@gamergaymer965]

What I'm getting here is that the main character for years on end worked at a dead-end job in a cubicle he decided to go out in the woods and live there he survived for nine months before he somehow fell off a cliff and his wife replaced him with Robert Downey jr.

[@engineerbot]

🤔

[@firstnamelastname8865]

I think he died from infection

[@kloncey]

I thought that was his husband, what

[@SimplySoryan]

Actually they just watched infinity war with rdj, the stepfather wasnt him

[@skwidle1413]

@@SimplySoryan r/wooosh

[@ijent3819]

When you're just really bored

[@ijent3819]

I also like how just before he left his wife was like *W A I T*

[@therealleon123]

I feel that

[@Kiwi-wo3rf]

kono dio da

[@javer4677]

Well...we are in a trouble

[@sxdonia]

you were expecting jack stauber, but it was i, dio!

[@CKDMNUWU]

0:02 Shut up I'm trying to drink coffee The kids: ***unholy dinosaur screetching***

[@treebacon]

The kids: EWWWASJSHSYSVSHSSUGSAMQIZU

[@LiveLeaked.]

@textmarker 4 ur daily homework how did i find u here-

[@LiveLeaked.]

@textmarker 4 ur daily homework I-

[@keiko7279]

HAHAHA

[@EEEEEEE36364]

“Jjsbsjshsshfhsjdj”

[@bumblebea8470]

The kids at the beginning are my last 2 brains cells right now

[@MrIKnow-qk8cr]

0:02

[@bunnybunnz]

Brain cell 1: AAAAAAAA Brain cell 2: REEEEEEEE

[@kazuubean6116]

oh my god mood

[@smallbeanowo2810]

Same!

[@bellflowersimp2827]

*SCREEE*

[@Gherkins]

So that’s why my dad hasn’t came back.

[@vokhanhhoang8378]

Its been 15 years please come back

[@Gherkins]

Sara Ashford BRO LMAO THAT WAS FUNNY NGL

[@RanDoom_Guy21]

he's a hobo no

[@cameront5721]

why do they always die in the end!??!?

[@slayerdownist8884]

Sher man that's why hehe

[@inept927]

my grandparents describing how they got to school everyday:

[@daniellesantosfriaz]

My dad going to school as a kid:

[@maryamjohn2716]

okay tbh I experienced that also

[@animatronicsandstuff154]

True

[@TeeniKling]

Except the "they went insane because a song kept repeating in their heads" part

[@Malo1471]

XD

[@PanIDuh16]

This has a feeling to it. You feel kind of happy that the man is happily walking through the forest, yet sad, and scared. I dont know how to explain it. Its terrifying. Amazing

[@anonepticwarrior4875]

He left his family and life behind walking through the wilderness with no intention of coming back which led to his demise.

[@inkilesanimations8570]

When your friend be having fun but might get hurt and you care a lot

[@bede1233]

AnonEptic Warrior And he made the right choice

[@culinarycrusader4978]

Its the desicion that made him happy but it led him to die

[@otterism7186]

Ikr this is such a weird feeling I love it

[@Ythelan0Clockwork]

plot twist: jack stauber is actually a ghost and what inchman did was what he did, and now jack sings his life for us

[@cherryneverfound1154]

Izabelson Potatoes wait-

[@yolandadonald3013]

Does that mean Jack has kids

[@leanderstripes8978]

I thought that too...

[@sheep3663]

holy moly

[@whoisluciee]

I don't think ghost can sing...... Well like that.... And we have seen him in RL....

[@KobaltRad]

fun fact: The fact that the main character looks like Jack Stauber by the end of the video was unintentional. i didn't know what he looked like when i first made this lol.

[@matiassalas1554]

Lol

[@lanersterm5108]

This comment just killed me 5 times.

[@melified]

AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA funniest shit ever

[@oceanman7176]

the prophecy

[@EliTriesToBeFunny]

Nice

[@PinkcaféProductions]

Absolutely amazing. For a minute, with the beard and shaggy hair, I thought that this was Jack Stauber himself. Nevertheless, wonderful animation!

[@Wazboom]

Bowen Miller Stauber origins

[@cameronn6878]

Shaggy

[@cazz7073]

I thought it was bloody rhett from Good Mythical Morning

[@синиякрыса]

I think its jack stauber

[@PinkcaféProductions]

@JoGeJo i mean. i dont THINK jack is dead. Not sure.

[@JebSvS]

I am scared of how fast hes walking but I like the music video Good job

[@xxxghostrosexxx2602]

IKR inchman, more like slenderman

[@JebSvS]

@@xxxghostrosexxx2602 No

[@xxxghostrosexxx2602]

Okay?

[@dollbones1188]

He is the flash

[@FrogBonez00]

Hickerbop zOoM

[@pinkduck4782]

Ok so Since his body was shaky in 1:48, that means he probably had rigor mortis peak. Rigor mortis peaks at 12 hours. Because of the length of his beard he had been running for 8 months. Assuming that he didn’t stop running for 8 months, since the fastest human run speed is 45 k/h (because come on man, he go super fast doe) he would have ran at most 263 520 km, if he slept (which he probably did) he would’ve ran 197 640 km, assuming he slept for 6 hours. DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE RAN A 5th OF A MILLION KILOMETRES, HE WAS FOUND IN UNDER 60 HOURS. Edit: I need to elaborate: rigor mortis stops in about 60 hours, when I talked about how far he went I used his beard growth to show that he was out there for 8 months. He didn’t run 197 640 km in 60 hours, he ran that amount in 8 months

[@brandyellingwood9471]

Science

[@thedumbass_rabbit]

the moRE YOu KnoW🌈

[@paprika059]

No one has been able to grow a beard like THAT in 60 hours tho

[@pinkduck4782]

Paprika it was from when he died to when rigor mortis would’ve stopped

[@lewisbaitup6352]

I wish that i could run at 45km/h

[@cr0wtherr]

In the pictures the wife just looks so much happier with her new husband or boyfriend- I don’t think she ever really cared for ginger dude.

[@saltysleeper2417]

Ya she moved on so quickly too tho. Ot took like 9 through 6 months of him being missing not even dead to move on, and at his funeral shes just like " finaly rid of that bastard--"

[@jan-mg5ug]

Mago And monika well he didn’t care about what they would feel when he left with no explanation. So why should she?

[@Pineboii]

@@saltysleeper2417 notice how the daughter has brown hair and a purple shirt like the new dad , probably cheated on the ginger guy with him

[@minnishouse6288]

Its kinda messed up too on how the new dad dosn’t give a crap about ginger.

[@dankmansalley417]

That was a girl? I thought it was another man lol

[@drawingwithshadow4567]

In the beginning of the song it sounds like "It's not a bad morning." "Yes actually."

[@drawingwithshadow4567]

@pepe I hear that's not true more than it's never been worse Lol

[@-babygirlenjoyer-]

"It's never been worse" "Thats not true" those are what is actually says ^^

[@LucasMal27]

No it's 'it's never been worse!' 'that's not true.'

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

@@drawingwithshadow4567 It says, "It's never been worse" first and then says, "That's not true"

[@hajimehinata5835]

Nice profile , Tord.

[@sunny4517]

*when he said "jdjsjaiainchmanohoh" i felt that*

[@oliverzwatermelongum]

you can't feel words you moron

[@ruikamishirosbf]

Gacha Lily you’re such a dumbass lmao

[@azure4835]

@@oliverzwatermelongum no

[@sleepyhead8330]

Gacha Lily r/wooosh

[@roseytone9289]

“Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lon-ah-ong”

[@TheFancyFilmmaker]

This guy did some commissions for me recently, he is a total legend!

[@sui11106]

Duh. (8 likes , I'm famous.

[@sweetumami1338]

Where is his commission info?

[@deadchannel9911]

Messed Milk NOW 12

[@ijent3819]

Nice

[@eggus9112]

Even youtube can’t understand what Jack is saying It auto generated portuguese captions

[@sheep3663]

música

[@kaevarohan241]

I’m the 69th like :)

[@BatBitesTheBat]

it did...

[@justinaskin296]

ESPERTINHO

[@Swordsoulreaver]

KZbin can't understand what someone speaking clear english is saying, let alone jack.

[@fordalels]

Is this the alternate universe where Jack Stauber didn’t come back home with his new beautiful beard?

[@Abaddon..]

Yes

[@crankedfrankie6836]

i love how the mom's reaction is just "god damnit jason you had onE JOB"

[@throwemtomars5910]

Literally

[@thisisadumbname7650]

That wasn’t the mom, that was the child grown up

[@chaoscorner1153]

@@thisisadumbname7650 i don't think the child grew up that fast, especially a few seconds later it shows the wife with a new man

[@nindyd]

@@chaoscorner1153 i kinda feel like they were both men, hhm, maybe just character design but idk, seemed like two gay men to me, either way still sad and cute

[@bruisesandbuttercups7290]

@@nindyd It's a woman at @2:24 you see she has boobs.

[@lunardoodles3723]

So heartbreaking to watch his wife not even mourn, and just move on...

[@therealleon123]

Maybe he was gay, n didn't fuck anymore.

[@solivaqaant8863]

@@therealleon123 or it was the fact he ended up being a dead beat dad and left his family

[@bb_ue]

@@therealleon123 shut

[@burcusphuc4910]

@@therealleon123 I kinda figure that too

[@ghostdagreat]

She already mourned :/ this guy was missing for who knows how long, she probably mourned him, then they find him and it turns out he didn't get kidnapped or die he just left her alone with their kids and became a weird hobo. He didn't mourn her either when he left, she doesn't need to mourn him :/

[@ayeitsbelch]

You can tell the first time he says "Inchman why'd you stay so long?" He was wondering why he stayed home and unhappy for so long, but the second time he says it, he is almost dead and is wondering why he stayed in the forest for so long

[@cynical8013]

mumble rappers: no one understands us jack stauber: hold my keyboard

[@whtusern]

Actually some songs of him are verbally clear

[@luckyfalcon1056]

@@whtusern yes absolutely but this one 😅😅😅

[@toastyoat5412]

@@luckyfalcon1056 I understand this song very clear.

[@toiletboy69]

@@toastyoat5412 ok

[@Iaiostouden]

666th like Heres ur satan

[@elyxrr]

1:23 Imagine if it just keeps on zooming in.. And zooming in... And even more zooming in until the point where you can barely tell it's a face and the song just ends

[@ashpotatoes4262]

I want a version of this where that happens

[@DarethLover67]

I actually thought it was gonna do that

[@movedchannel3802]

Lol

[@Keedisgay]

My baby blue

[@loser_205]

0:17, she literally notices him leaving....is it that hard to pay attention? Stop saying "oh she didnt know he left, so she didn't care"

[@oof6431]

Lol

[@oof6431]

A Random Dipper wow

[@oof6431]

A Random Dipper that’s deep :3

[@m-kh3ild734]

Huey Duck or probably thought he was going hiking

[@oof6431]

darling sparkly aww I’m sorry :(

[@projectalex2146]

Man goes into forest, turns into Jack Stauber, then dies.

[@moonlightxo5512]

just imagine what the kids sound like **DEVILISH SCREAMING**

[@GGYThere]

Then i would want to leave

[@cherryneverfound1154]

moonlight xo the background noise in the video (of the clip where they were screaming) is how I imagined them screaming

[@brodie697]

Plot twist: He was high af and was just Naruto running around his backyard in a circle

[@DarethLover67]

wow hes fast

[@_4tr4mp0line]

lmao

[@user-gr2gq4um2z]

mans died

[@jane_y_sombra]

XD

[@noonesaroundtohelp.]

And died from overdose

[@user-ig6bg7rl1w]

Nobody: Jack: *_hYnAuSauGehAuigSe!_*

[@exactolotl]

JammerrrJammm Jams um ok

[@gamignmaster6977]

@@exactolotl I truly hope you get this joke.

[@woofolotl]

r/woooooooooooooooosh

[@MrIKnow-qk8cr]

Me trying to determine whatever the hell ‘hynausaugehauigse’ means: images.app.goo.gl/FgpmHVpwGGUQnfva6

[@GGYThere]

XD

[@Batzzylol]

The real mystery is: _How are his teeth so white?_

[@oof6431]

Confuzzlion ? That’s harder to answer than my math quiz bonus!

[@lewisbaitup6352]

No the real mystery is how inch man stayed for so long

[@keiko7279]

Woah..

[@pheobeplayzroblox2969]

he bought C O L G A T E W H I T E T O O T H P A S T E

[@empblaze2146]

Fresh hunted meat doesn't stain your teeth for very long Edit : you're body will adjuste to the new foods such as fruits and meat

[@-souhiyori-1136]

Plot twist: He was just playing VR the whole time.

[@thomasornikolai8243]

I could imagine an alternate ending. Runner guy takes off headset Runner guy: HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED Wife: You we’re gone for a year. We had to literally force feed you to keep you alive. Runner Guy: Oh. Sorry about that.

[@axinxol4739]

Life: VR speedrun

[@dibkle]

This new Metaverse update is wild.

[@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923]

Theory of this amv. This man will be called jack btw Jack is tired of his family, his wife is simple and boring and his children are too energetic for him. Jack decides to go to the forest and enjoy the country side but when he tried to go back home, he found out he was lost and decided to stay there. After a few weeks, he decided to try to come back, turning insane as he came to nowhere and getting attacked by bears, Jack falls and breaks most of his bones as he didnt watch where he was going. Jack lies there with his eyes open, not trying to get up since it wont work even if he tried. He bleeds out to death and people find him there, His wife gets over it too quickly and is already with a new husband, laughing and smiling with him. As her children cried there being very sad about his death. It seems as the wife was cheating on Jack and the children knew, To make Jack and their mom not divorce. They acted happy and very energetic.

[@fin5197]

this is like when someone explains a joke

[@DAVI8R]

Xyuns , I thought it was just animated music video

[@saneperson2]

Xyuns anime is slang for animation

[@stereoreserve]

Psycho Girl XXX are you stupid

[@becuaseimbored3481]

He didn't get lost, he deliberately ran away.

[@Angelectric_609]

THERE HE GOES- RUNNING LIKE IF HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BAM ZNOOOm

[@OtolithWaltz]

Hoot Boot it's so late right now and i died reading that in a jazzy announcer voice ZNOOM

[@ThatOneLeek]

Z N O O O M

[@yolandadonald3013]

Znoom...Such an interesting ontomatopiea. I like it

[@braindeadbean4848]

Me: *realizes that the backround is from Farcry 5* Also me: where is the doggo

[@breadman2983]

A man finds happiness in the wilderness but it slowly kills him.

[@saltysleeper2417]

That does it, happiness is the cause of death- welp. Lucky me i guess I'm amune >:)

[@culinarycrusader4978]

@@saltysleeper2417 But....But its cannon that im the only immortal human that isnt imbued with alien shit.

[@mothpawbs027]

Sooo Chris McCandless?

[@dwacksoo]

The fact that is terrifyingly similiar to jack stauber scares me

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

Bread man DRUGS!

[@Halicyion]

When your dad walks into the forest and never comes back.

[@dannytk1457]

He did come back just uhhhh.... not moving

[@angryboy7641]

My dad Walks in the forest for some milk

[@kingofskrubsq7627]

Lyrics with timestamps: (Starts at 0:00) It’s never been worse... That’s not true. (Starts at 0:17) Oh, I’m up and a racin! Like a foreign entity If you let them embrace it (Ow!) It’s a clockwork energy! (Starts at 0:30) Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong (Discuss, discuss, never mercy!) (Starts at 1:09) While i’m up in your Days Inn, I’ll be taking what i need Looked over, welcome to Bright Side! (Oh, what?) WHERE’S MY APOLOGY!? (No mercy!) (Starts at 1:21) Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong (Discuss, discuss, never mercy!) (Starts at 1:34) Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows, Your heart’s sleeping in the morning and you break it down to wake it Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows, Your heart’s pressed into clay and you break it down to make it Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows, Your heart’s sleeping in the morning and you break it down to wake it Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows, your heart’s pressed into clay and you break it down to make it (Starts at 1:56) And so you’re washing your hair like you know that you should The second wind must’ve made it feel good You’ve gotta be lifting up flowers and saving your power to make the leap to the next big thing, don’t swing at me. (Starts at 2:10) You better believe I’ll be singing gravy gravy gravy to the grave, just singing. Well he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swinging Discuss, discuss, never mercy! (Starts at 2:35) Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh, what the hell did I do?) Hurts me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong (Discuss, discuss, never mercy!) (Starts at 2:48) Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh, oh what the hell did I do?) Hurts me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong (Discuss, discuss, never mercy!)

[@thebean7118]

Do you notice that the music changed with the new husband and when the old husband died

[@tamel9857]

Why dont this have likes

[@jackmyers35]

0:01 i like how their scream is matched perfectly with the music

[@enmity5058]

So this is what my dad has been doing for 14 years Wow man cmon stop being a inchman

[@burning.at.topolla]

No, actually 8 months

[@whatamidoingwithmylife9355]

Don't worry he's just getting milk

[@quanduong1801]

@@whatamidoingwithmylife9355 yes

[@meniixx]

Oo~ is that a queen profile Picture?

[@quanduong1801]

@@meniixx idk

[@rurumi-chan]

00:17 His wife saw him but didn't stop him

[@KKRB3]

the head bob around 2:35 gets me every time,,, like theres already so much in this animation that i adore both in its general art style / storytelling and as an animation nerd myself, and it could've just been the same scene of him crying and singing with no other movement, but the extra!!! head bob animation!!!! is a. SUPER cool and gorgeously well done and b. adds so!!! much!!! extra emotion!!!! in that small addition alone!!! its the details like this that are so, so lovely and remarkable about OP's animation work!!! :,D !!!

[@twocupsoforangejuice4074]

I like watching his transformation from a normal family man to, well, a dead crazy man. It makes me feel really bad for him (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

[@saltysleeper2417]

Ya he drove himself crazy out there and jumped or walked off of a cliff

[@twocupsoforangejuice4074]

Lemon Boi oh I though he died from his wounds from the cave bats?

[@adisturbingamountoflettuce1841]

it looked like he was unhappy and stuck in a replay of a life he never liked or wanted to have, so he left that life and lived a nomadic free life in the wilderness until he died of his injuries

[@twocupsoforangejuice4074]

Wee Wee Edits That seems right!

[@stibbo]

Why, he was happy

[@avy8794]

5 y.o me: *gets yelled at by parents* 5 y.o me: *about to run away* 5.yo thinking what could happen:

[@FBI-bk2uf]

@@honey_cloud its bait right RIght? RIGht? RIGHt? RIGHT???

[@henriquetolentino6181]

@@honey_cloud wot

[@deadaccount8099]

normal: eh forest: honestly he’s actually kind of attr- *loses beanie* nevermind

[@excusemesir37]

I saw this a while ago and have been looking for it lol

[@solivaqaant8863]

He didn't lose his beanie until his beard was the longest it grew to.

[@ellies6297]

lmao

[@willow190]

Now you’ve got 3

[@themiller3940]

No homo but he looks fine to me

[@vivictinimoved]

Nobody: Not a single soul: The kids: S C R E E E

[@xeno7914]

T

[@xeno7914]

S C R E E T

[@bede1233]

S C R E E E E E E E

[@STUPIDMOSTOFTHETIME]

Ok imagine the screaming of a thousand trapped souls in the pits of hell, now make it 1000000x worse

[@STUPIDMOSTOFTHETIME]

@AxoCheePods and then autotune it

[@zactaylor7860]

Just like JackStauber: You can't understand a single word

[@kaimbeoctoberk.o2550]

Me: INCHMAN INCHMAN WHYD YOU STAY SO L O O ONG, HITS ME, HURTS ME, WANTS ME, HURTING WRO O O NG

[@grep6170]

Jack: ‘makes a video Theory men: ‘GASP I UNDERSTAND

[@scribblecore4336]

Jack Stauber had a back story, I just thought he was a dude

[@madmoomoo8526]

No he is an inchman

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

mad moo moo im confused but ight

[@elyxrr]

No Turns out "he's" Actually a girl

[@fujiko6274]

Sorry dude but he's just dude

[@leanderstripes8978]

He is a ghost..

[@curlyhaircupid]

2:58 *You really just did that? AVENGERS ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT KYLE-*

[@slobodagovora43]

Plot twist The new husband was the old husband brother.

[@StarSpawnMusic]

Big oof

[@maximusfaustus8486]

in the bible, marrying your brother’s widow is a big no no

[@rainespiano]

Covid 19 yeah it’s a big no no no no

[@miriammj32]

@@maximusfaustus8486 Yeah and seeing that heaven is real here, the brother is going to hell. Yikes.

[@onemoretime3614]

Down to the boiler room of hell

[@emme8010]

Oh my goodness this plot and animation together are amazing, and watching it was it's own unique experience from just hearing the song Also, it's so great to know someone else who listens to jack stauber and tally hall since they are by no means mainstream

[@chirbychoo]

They are starting to be a little main stream

[@yicel486]

sauce_serve _ not tally hall tho

[@chirbychoo]

@@yicel486 I guess

[@ThatOneLeek]

They're both kinda mainstream tho... ESPECIALLY Jack Stauber since all his music is being turned into fanmade animation videos (like this one) and animation memes.

[@emme8010]

Not tally hall though they're not even a band anymore and a majority of people don't have any clue who they are. I'd like to say too that Jack Stauber didn't really gain traction *until* people started making videos like this, and he still isn't really mainstream, but rather makes music that only appeals to a pretty specific domestic audience or at least until most of his songs started getting used on TikTok I guess I referred to the term "mainstream" pretty loosely

[@yummy_lolz]

I just realized that at 0:17 the mom peeks out like "wtf u doin"

[@yolandadonald3013]

Nobody: Jack's Voice: 📈📉📈📉📈📉📉📈 also why he look like shaggy with that green shirt I wonder what would happen if he cane back before his demise like would the cycle just repeat

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

"HEY HONEY I'M HOME" a day later "im bored again"

[@pubbidrewl]

oh, im up and racing like a foreign entity and if you let them appraise it its a clockwork energy! oh, inchman, inchman, why'd you say so long? hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong discuss, discuss, never mercy well im up in your days and ill be taking what i need and if you let them appraise it wheres my apology? no mercy! oh, inchman, inchman, why'd you say so long? hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong discuss, discuss, never mercy though the inchman goes, everybody knows your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it though inchman goes, everybody knows you're pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it although the inchman goes, everybody knows your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it though inchman goes, everybody knows you're pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it well, you're washing your hair like you know that you should the second wind wants to make it feel good you gotta be the next big thing, don't swing at me you better believe ill be singin' gravy, gravy, crazy, just swingin' well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swingin' discuss, discuss, never mercy! inchman, inchman, why'd you say so long? hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong discuss, discuss, never mercy inchman, inchman, why'd you say so long? hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong discuss, discuss, never mercy closely, trudging

[@Hal_142]

it's not "hurting wrong" that doesn't even make sense first of all and second, it sound nothing like that.

[@pubbidrewl]

@@Hal_142 look up the lyrics

[@Hal_142]

@@pubbidrewl nope you're wrong.

[@pubbidrewl]

@@Hal_142 lol ok

[@Hal_142]

@@pubbidrewl yup

[@SquishiestBoi]

The fact he looks more and more like a wild Stauber makes this even more amazing--

[@kenzie3141]

nobody: jack stauber: *exclaims in rubix cube*

[@johngaming6026]

Remember, Recommended all brought all of us here

[@mostlyghostie]

I actually just remembered their channel and watched all of their videos

[@eggplant7593]

Not for me

[@acupthatdraws1993]

John Gaming no

[@four7685]

Uhhhh, no

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

Nope, I’ve been a fan for months now.

[@gopnretnal]

I've watched this hundreds of times and I dont plan on stopping

[@Spikedroot]

It's shocking how you have not blew up oh my god.

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

the wife cared she was just *Angery* that he left edit: this was supposed to be a reply to a fucking comment

[@ERIMARMEDIA]

Ok

[@Spaceraz]

I like to interpret the ending as he did not feel regret, but self pity. I feel that he feels bad that he left his family, yes, but it isn't the thing that's putting him down. I'd like to think that it was the image he had. He wanted to be happy so he left his family, but that ended up horribly. He then looks back and sees his family doing better without him. He doesn't regret leaving them, he regrets not living a happy and fulfilling life. Plus, I like the idea of no one taking pity on him anyways. Who cares if he's crying at the end? He made the choice to leave his family behind. His children grieved at his funeral but his wife, now widowed, was full of anger and resentment that he left. Once she was with another man, she was happy to have someone around. Plus plus, I like the little detail at the end of the channel switching. Once his case was disclosed, no one talked about him anymore. All he will ever be seen as a man that ran away from his family and died in the woods, and that is exactly what happened. It was all for nothing. Sure, he felt serotonin in the heat of the moment (in the woods), but then reality soon came down on him and showed that this was not the way to handle this situation.

[@apostaanux3555]

Him: **shows up at family reunion** Family: ....its been a year, where were you?

[@yonipwr]

Him:oh i was just in the middle of no where dying from starvation and dehydration. Not a big deal really.

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

also him: oh and its been 9 months not a year

[@DQ_mp3]

Him: *I've been dead*

[@ladyboombox]

Him: aw shit my wife is cheating- oh yeah.. I’m dead

[@Docbell60]

I relate to much to inch man. Minus the family and desk job.

[@idk-xo7pr]

So you dead

[@zacharyoubre2513]

Nobody foxy when you check on him for a while

[@skully5692]

Theorist be calculating his beard size to figure out how long he was out there

[@vico3887]

Wife moved on quick lol I bet she was cheating

[@nicodicodingo1416]

Like, took her something between 6 to 9 months?

[@saltysleeper2417]

@@nicodicodingo1416 ya and he wasnt dead like wtf

[@koldblaze6610]

Pretty sure the new boyfriend was ProJared

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

Oof

[@embarrassmentunsubscribepl1322]

The Wife looked happier with her new boyfriend/husband

[@oof6431]

Or he could’ve asked his wife and kids if they wanted to hike.....

[@ghoulgamestalker4265]

Nah man, he said he was gunna go get some milk from a different country

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

@@ghoulgamestalker4265 just picking up a pack of smokes from the corner store

[@empblaze2146]

He ate the children at day 1

[@blace5635]

1:06 was the last time we saw him happy

[@selcouthwisp5932]

*And to this day they say he's still walk-* 2:00 Me: MY MEME CONTENT NOOO- Fine let's search for memes 0:01 Me: Smiles *It's my turn on the Xbox*

[@surferns]

and to this day they say he’s still dead

[@Sincielo]

Haha bitch. There goes that unoriginal comment

[@rhymestars1344]

"they call em the inchman, legend says he's still roaming through the forest"

[@banana2172]

The question everyone is asking is: does he have a husband or wife?

[@strawberrycoolatta]

hes gay and adopted kids

[@kisimegacha5218]

@@strawberrycoolatta but his kids loo- oh right egg donors exist

[@thedemonwhichisunknown2736]

i mean girl's can have short hair like dude's, there nothing wrong with that

[@necrowmancy8982]

@ARandomGuy Your proof? Inchman is its own character and this is all the lore we got This person didn’t even make the song so uh

[@notreallyagameranymore]

Could be both

[@patrickbatemanfan2808]

2:57 IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS

[@backseatbanano]

바보bubllii I KNOW RIGHT

[@saltysleeper2417]

GUESS WHO DIES IN ENDGAME? SPONGEBOB his last words were zoinks!

[@gamignmaster6977]

Pfft camping for a week you say? I camped until i got old and DIED! Top that.

[@plumby1698]

This video for some reason reminds me of the book “Into the Wild”.

[@boiiii8366]

So...my dad never went to go get milk...

[@vortexdust8815]

My man didn't find a bus to live in

[@izukumidoriya8601]

0:17 what i hear "I'm up in a raisin I'm like a four end of tear If you lick the bracelet It's a clockwork energy! Itch man, better watch your safe so long! It's a me, it's me, what's me hurting wrong?"

[@splaychunk1495]

Izuku Midoriya it’s inchman inchman why’d you stay so long

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

IF YOU LICK THE BRACELET

[@DQ_mp3]

HE BE LICKEN THAT BRACELET-

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

This is asksnkskm

[@oakley-nova3619]

*licks bracelet*

[@sqwyer]

The tweening in this is so professional-looking! And the story is awesome too!

[@ahhhhhh124]

This is actually really sad, its like, i can feel these characters.

[@baconbacon3444]

*on my way to geykume’s* *circumsision*

[@jaseharlan9485]

Bacon Bacon best comment

[@foamq]

How. How dare you, SKKKSKKSK

[@bernidettaj]

Foamq RUN, a vsco girl

[@anubisgodofdeath420]

The origin story for Jack Stauber

[@rxu8378]

It actaully seems that he is going forward :-O Good job on that! + 0:01 why do i hear "Pennywise"?

[@madywashere1560]

im scared lol

[@mothpawbs027]

This reminds me of that movie Into The Wild, about the guy who destroyed all of his identification stuff and hitchhiked to Alaska to live in the wilderness for a while. Doesn't end well for him, either.

[@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923]

( Its never been worse...) (Thats not true!) I'm up and racing, Like a foreign entity. If you let them embrace it.. (OW) Its a clockwork energy! Inchman, Inchman Why'd you stay so long? Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting so wrong. Discuss, never mercy! Well I'm up in your days and.. I'll be taking what i need. --- Where's my apology? No mercy! Inchman, Inchman Why'd you stay so long? Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong Discuss, never mercy! Though the Inchnan goes, everybody knows Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it. Though Inchman goes, everybody knows Your heart's pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it. Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows. Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it! Though Inchman goes, everybody knows Your heart's pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it! Well you're washing your hair like you know that you should. The second wind wants to make it feel good. You gotta be next to the next big thing, Dont swing at me. You better believe I'll be singin' gravy, gravy, crazy, just swinging Well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swinging Discuss, discuss, never mercy! Inchman, Inchman Why'd you stay so long? Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong. Discuss, never mercy! Inchman, Inchman Why'd you stay so long? Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong Discuss, never mercy!

[@lauraandrade8274]

*spits* noice

[@fedepc8567]

Are you god?

[@mandoy2080]

P9

[@DarkFunny]

0:16 “Jack what the heck ur doing?” “Bro just going in the woods lol”

[@sunshineproject3111]

Did you use far cry 5 for the walking scenes?

[@strawberry_peroxide8597]

Yea, it says it in the credits :)

[@eleonore5358]

I thought it was the forest

[@c3ru1ean41]

I thought it was red dead 2 lmao

[@agni3743]

I thought it was skyrim lmao

[@inkilesanimations8570]

I thought it was minecraft tho

[@dollbones1188]

The line, “inchman why’d you stay so long” can have two meanings, in the beginning when he says the line it has the purpose of saying how he was glad he left and why didn’t he leave sooner. In the end he says it again, referring to the fact he is questioning why he stayed so long in the woods and wanted to go back? Idk stupid theory

[@supercon20]

No, he’s got a point.

[@randomplushproductions]

Plotwist: The next husband realises how much his life sucks now and goes to those same woods to become the second inchman, the wife keeps remarring but all the husbands leave to become the inchman and die. Its a cycle in which the previous inchmen leave behind handy little items for the next inchman to help him survive longer. Thus, the Inchman never truly dies, only the man being him

[@Cracked.fingernails]

This really reminds me of this movie called "Into the wild" You did a very good job btw the vibe and animation fits the song so wellll

[@GSPAEpro]

DAMN! THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST JACK STAUBER ANIMATION HAVE EVER SEEN

[@birikimaster4881]

no one : literally no one : Jack Stauber : *sings in minecraft enchanting table*

[@BrentLoaf]

I can’t understand a word he saying

[@aajkdndkdnekwn]

wow what a totally funny and original comment haha

[@DQ_mp3]

Lmao this is so true. No one can understand a SINGLE word he's saying and that's what makes his music awesome lol.

[@mr.mann.7519]

naw phil, this is Minecraft zombie.

[@Obscuno_ris]

@@aajkdndkdnekwn yep. Very funny and original

[@SoicAngellis]

Lyrics according to google: I'm up and racin' Like a foreign entity If you let them embrace it It's a clockwork energy! Inchman, Inchman Why'd you say so long? Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong Discuss, Discuss, never mercy Well I'm up in your days and I'll be taking what I need Where's my apology? No mercy! Inchman, Inchman Why'd you say so long? Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong Discuss, Discuss, never mercy Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it Though Inchman goes, everybody knows Your [?] pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it Though Inchman goes, everybody knows Your [?] pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it Well, you're washing your hair like you know that you should The second wind wants to make it feel good You gotta be [?] to the next big thing, don't swing at me You better believe I'll be singin' gravy, gravy, crazy, just swingin' Well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swingin' Discuss, discuss, never mercy! Inchman, Inchman Why'd you say so long? Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong Discuss, Discuss, never mercy Inchman, Inchman Why'd you say so long? Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong Discuss, Discuss, never mercy closely, trudging

[@strudeldraws6480]

The way his face and clothes deteriorate.. Unsettling, yet I LOVE it

[@leon_torito]

_I understood that reference_ 2:58

[@kuntagious]

I've watched this video a ton now, and it kept reminding of something, though I couldn't figure out what. The Chris McCandless story! Super impressive work, and a great animation.