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The border between India and Bangladesh is extremely messy and complicated. Why is this? And what's it like living there? (Until last year when they fixed it)
Written and presented by
JAY FOREMAN and MARK COOPER-JONES
Edited by
JAY FOREMAN
Directed by
PAUL KENDLER
Cameras and sound by
JESS LAMB
ROBIN KAY
MATT WARD
EMMA LANGLEY
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[@joshe9409]

0:31 "A piece of India, which is in Bangladesh, which is in India, which is in Bangladesh, which is in sane" Clever

[@MisterUnlikely]

That was good, yes, but the bit with the bear was hilarious. Did you notice it?

[@harsh3624]

@@MisterUnlikely which one?

[@MisterUnlikely]

@@harsh3624 Which bit? Or which bear? I thought there was only the one bear--that second one, though funny, was a red panda, which is actually an allurid, not an ursid, and thus not a bear.

[@harsh3624]

@@MisterUnlikely can you give the timestamp? I didn't notice that bit.

[@MisterUnlikely]

@@harsh3624 I promised @Jay Foreman that I'd wait for his prompt on that.

[@ashishsinghrajput9514]

Thanks to the British for their mess in Indian Subcontinent.

[@VichitraChitta01]

It wasn't a British thing. 2 rulers played chess to bet and divide the enclaves (then villages) within themselves Edit: To those still blaming it on the British and trying to prove me wrong without quoting any links or books, read the history of negotiations for fiefdoms in Mughal times. Also let the nature of border drawn by Radcliffe aka Radcliff *line* (read that slowly .. liiiiine ... Not lines and concentric circles ) settle in your mind for a minute. British weren't concerned about the issue of enclaves, Radcliffe barely knew of them when he landed in india and was handed topographical maps of the area. The chess playing is of course a folklore that you'd come across if you've ever researched the topic on your own, and my previous comment just alluded to that. You can be stupid enough to consider the question of whose mess this is to be a patriotic one. Your wish. Edit edit : just noticed the interesting profile of Mohit Panjwani below, the guy just comments "wtf are you on about" on almost every KZbin video he watches !!! Lad

[@soumyadipmukhopadhyay3381]

Dude... The entire border between India and Bangladesh was entirely made by The Radcliffe Commission, which was led by a British Nobleman named Sir Cyril Radcliffe. The border is also known as The Radcliffe Line. You can’t blame the Indians for everything I guess. 🙂 And before the British Raj, Bangladesh and West Bengal State of India together made up the Bengal province which was ruled by the Nawab of Bengal.

[@mohitpanjwani8803]

Jai Dev dude wtf are you on about? It’s literally the Radcliffe line

[@hellotheregoodsir9859]

Thanks British 😊 you very bad at maps but still found Australia

[@hellotheregoodsir9859]

@Aaditya kshetri yo without them we would have a lot of gold which is now all stolen. if u give it to me then I will be quite about like it never happened

[@portaldevice5110]

Rule 58: See Rule 46 Rule 46: See Rule 58

[@TomE1248]

Rule 1 was hard pause to read on my phone

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

Flickr

[@SacsachCCABP]

@@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff who are you?

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

@@SacsachCCABP a human

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

@@duckie7178 i am

[@georgeiii2998]

2:22 This is a brilliant factoid. Rule 56 says "Bring back Cadburys Fuse bars. They were brilliant. Remember them? They were like solid chocolate but with raisins, nougat and rice crispies in." The fuse bar was a chocolate bar manufactured in the UK but discontinued in 2006. Well, two months after this video was published, the fuse bar was relaunched, in, can you guess where? India!

[@h8GW]

In a related but unrelated matter, even as a lifelong NYC New Yorker, after a trip to see the eclipse, I now wish I lived closer to the Canadian border, specifically near a well-stocked Dollarama.

[@residual]

i can’t believe that guy was having a heart attack for 40 years

[@videosfromelsewhere926]

plot twist, it was Daniel Day-Lewis in character

[@clockworkpotato9892]

The home even caught fire mid-attack! Poor chap.

[@egg5802]

thats just life

[@sosteam2797]

Man, how is he still alive

[@cgyoboi]

Bro this dude has been going through 2020 for his entire life, madlad

[@Rohit-vd6ms]

old Iraqi saying: if two fish fight in the Tigris, the British are behind it

[@techzone2009]

Fun facts- they don't even care to solve issue

[@sanskaraswani1476]

If two bald men fight for a comb , a britisher would have been passed

[@Rohit-vd6ms]

@@sanskaraswani1476 Must be fighting for their lady.😀

[@avatar3442]

@@sanskaraswani1476 😂😂

[@Nevesaun]

Sounds similar to what once native Americans said

[@olzwheat3398]

The bear's appearance was truly the funniest thing I've seen in a while

[@goombanr3411]

I know right? fuckin hillarious

[@the_eiscream2861]

And then he turned himself into a bear. Funniest shit i have ever seen

[@gokaytaspnar1355]

Yeah I saw it too ;)

[@eyey5476]

hillarious

[@queeny5613]

I died laughing

[@laurenconrad1799]

"They can only travel outside their enclave if they have a visa. And ghey can only get a visa by traveling outside their enclave." Makes as much sense as needing 2 years of experience to get an entry level job.

[@JackDSparrow]

Same as requiring an internet connection to submit a complaint that the internet is down.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

@@JackDSparrow you know you have a phone right?

[@JackDSparrow]

@@Alucard-gt1zf doesn't mean it has connectivity to internet independent of the WiFi network. 🤷‍♂️

[@CoolMan-ig1ol]

the people living there actually found a way. To get to India a relative could get a Visa. A special visa program for five years was introduced so that the visa could pass through generations.

[@sarowie]

@@JackDSparrow do get told "if you can submit this form, your problem can not be THAT bad.

[@chewcodes]

"13) If Britain ever leaves the EU in the future, this contract is annulled." Well well well

[@thirdvect0r]

F

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

8

[@danke8945]

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[@alaskagyal]

*_8_*

[@inactive6200]

15

[@officially8210]

Full small print at 2:20 is as follows: 1. You must say 'thank you' after the land has been returned 2. No fighting. We don't want another partition on our hands. Hashtag 1947. 3. Bangladesh has the first option on the South Asian adaptation of 'Map Men'. 4. Bangladesh would like India to give them EITHER four candles OR fork handles. It doesn't matter which. 5. We want someone to do a documentary about _our_ Railways. 6. Nine key lime pies, please. Or the deal's off. 7. Admit we've got a better flag. 8. Your Mum. 9. I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. 10. Mark's girlfriend is called India. We want to change her name to Bangladesh. 11. Reinstate Trevor McDonald on the News. 12. Mention us at the next G20 meeting? Go on. At least in passing. 13. If Britain ever leaves the EU in the future, this contract is annulled. 14. Mark or Jay? 15. In the event of the enclaves being swapped, Bangladesh demands full and complete control of all of India. 16. Honestly, it'd be great if you guys stopped polluting the Ganges quite so much. Hashtag downstream. 17. Free tix to the Taj Mahal for 26 lucky Bangladeshis. 18. Mark and Jay thought it would be funny to write the words 'small print' in massive letters. 19. Sometimes Mark and Jay are wrong. 20. But not this time. 21. 10% of all India's Olympic medals go to Bangladesh. 22. The president of India must always refer to the president of Bangladesh as His Eminent Great Lord Leader of the Seas, Earth and Universe, Captain Sir Admiral Bang Bang Bangladesh Knight of the realm, Healer of the sick, Worker of Miracles and part-time Dentist General Kim Jong the best. 23. Bangladesh requests that a wall be built between India and Bangladesh. India is to pay for this wall. 24. Outlaw having to pay for toilets at train stations. 25. India to give Bangladesh their 11 most talented cricket players. 26. India to take any Nuclear waste from Bangladesh, if Bangladesh ever develops the technology. 27. India to give Bangladesh Nuclear technology. 28. Movie night every Tuesday. First up: 22 Jump Street. 29. Does India know a good Osteopath? Bangladesh asking for a friend. 30. Every time someone says 'Bangladesh', India gives Bangladesh a Rupee. 31. Bangladesh. 32. India to use its power in the UN to give Mark and Jay a television series about maps. 33. Bangladesh demands India use more tamarind in its curries. 34. If we do swap them over - could we just keep the only 3rd order enclave in the world? Please? It's a pretty cool fact! 35. No. You're right. It's inconvenient for hundreds of people. 36. Mark wrote the first 35 of these. Now it's Jay taking over for the remaining 35. 37. India has to switch to driving on the right. 38. Bangladesh gets to keep its enclaves on the Indian side of the border on Tuesdays only. 39. 19 Times Photoshopping Bangladesh Went Hilariously Wrong. Number 8 will make you say "Good grief!" 40. Shit. This is harder than it looks. 41. India has to change its national anthem to the theme music from Stoppit and Tidyup. 42. Bangladesh gets to take part in Eurovision. 43. Go and see Mark's show 'Geographically Speaking' at the Edinburgh Fringe. 3:45pm every day at Movement. 44. This week I have been mostly eating taramasalata. 45. These rules apply to cows as well as humans. 46. See rule 58. 47. In return for sorting this mess out, we get to have a really complicated border dispute with Myanmar. 47. Do bogies stink, but we can't smell them cos they live in our nose? 49. Terms and Conditions apply. 50. ATOL protected. 51. Atoll protected. 52. See in store for details. 53. No purchase necessary. 54. Your investments may go up as well as down. 55. Always read the label. 56. Bring back Cadburys Fuse bars. They were brilliant. Remember them? They were like solid chocolate but with raisins, nougat and rice crispies in. 57. The new border must be clearly marked with a thick line of paint. 58. See rule 46. 59. The original borders must be commemorated and clearly marked with barbed wire fences and passport control. 60. George Harrison has to do another concert for us. 61. The new borders do not apply if your name is Jim. 62. No running with scissors. 63. India rubber to be renamed Bangladesh rubber. 64. If Bangladesh runs out of electricity, India has to send a truck full of its spare electricity. 65. We still get all the really good Indian TV channels. 66. Bangladesh can stay up as late as it likes. 67. Why are you still reading this? Clean your room! 68. Let's play a prank on those who haven't paused the video and haven't read these. Leave a comment saying that you noticed the bear. Don't say where it is, just say you saw it and that it's hilarious. 69. Everyone has to stop referring to Brick Lane as the Indian Restaurant capital of London. They're not Indian. They're Bangladeshi. 70. After we upload this video, I'm sure we'll think of loads of brilliant other ones we should have used. Sorry, I just couldn't let such effort go unappreciated.

[@JayForeman]

Holy fuck!!!! Did you type this out by hand? Or did you use some kind of text reading shortcut?

[@tushargaikwad9802]

Damn...! Thank you ... So much... 👍👍👍 Finally.. took me 1 month... I am Indian Bdw

[@fulcrum2951]

Put a heart onto the comment

[@officially8210]

@@JayForeman I used the classic text-reading shortcut of eyes!!

[@dgsagoskis1851]

adorable!

[@thombooth5773]

1:24 : Oh, it wasn't our fault for a change. 1:38 : Crap.

[@CzechMirco]

Well of course it wasn't. But thats the contemporary running joke that Indians take seriously.

[@Bruceboot]

Really that's what happens when we follow ethnic lines and when we don't we get the kashmir situation no group could have made a effective border in the half a year the British were given to draw one up by the future Indian government nad the Americans.

[@DanJuega]

@@CzechMirco Lol it was. Imperialism menas it’s none of their business to be there

[@CzechMirco]

@@DanJuega Yea yea, like China in 1/3 of Africa nowdays, eh? But actually no, the problem arose before the british and before the modern nationalism. It is the same with many weird borders in Europe that didn't matter in the times of the old feudal structure before the birth of modern national state.

[@DanJuega]

@@CzechMirco I mean like Africa and the Middle east. You're delusional if you don't think they have some of the fault.

[@matcat8489]

that bear was literally the funniest thing I've seen in months

[@micheal5117]

I've seen very many funny joke but never a joke this funny

[@SivleFred]

The bear was extremely funny. The best part of the video.

[@angelacarty418]

I know I was dying

[@zyphru1200]

I cant stop laughing

[@---mx7lc]

Gavin Z Look near the end (it took me 5 minutes to figure out).

[@katiec1881]

@@ireallydontknowwhattoputhe5520 you clearly are not dedicated enough to the channel

[@ireallydontknowwhattoputhe5520]

found it

[@atitk]

"World's only third order enclave in the world" Inspiring quote by Jay Forman future British Prime Minister.

[@florencec1707]

ali rajab God I hope so

[@Quadrolithium]

That's a pun because of redundancy of the said enclave.

[@HeyHeyChey]

Did that enclave dissappear too?

[@pulkitmohta8964]

You also have entire countries that are completely enclaves. Examples- Lesotho, Vatican City. Do mention of there are similar such countries

[@MasonGreenWeed]

Here's only fourth order enclave in the world : piece of France which locate inside England which surrounded by France and finally located in England controlled Duchy of Normandy

[@Aldrahill]

I've just realized that the border dispute papers signed by the officials are literally just DnD character sheets.

[@namanjain749]

This border problem was solved in 2015, now there is only one enclave is a left which is Dahagram, Anarpota which is small village of Bangladesh in India Bonus fact: there was a island named New Moore which was disputed between India and Bagladesh, later this dispute was resolved because the island was submerged in water.

[@munjee2]

The land disappearing is the only way a dispute between two former British colonies is ever resolved I see

[@superiorredditor8173]

@@munjee2 WHAT?

[@juwebles4352]

@@munjee2 BASED

[@swilleh_]

Nature be like: fine i'll do it myself.

[@ne10ne10]

the island came from a strong stom i think

[@W_Avor]

"Like a Tic Tac inside of a Polo inside a Bagle inside of Bangladesh." -Jay Foreman 2016

[@SquooshyShark1000]

@@anitasolohina2793 can you shut up?

[@vincentgrass6531]

ewgewewg harambe We've found the American

[@daroldcarold3443]

how do you spell bagel wrong?

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Bagel

[@SquooshyShark1000]

@@mirzaahmed6589 stfu

[@dan_tr4pd00r]

Did anyone else notice the bear? It was hilarious

[@sarathi1638]

at what time man..not able to see it

[@JayForeman]

2:24. It's the 68th item in the small print.

[@sarathi1638]

thanks👍👍 it is really funny

[@George_Azeria]

ATOL PROTECTED ATOL PROTECTED

[@cvc-gamingglitchrespositor9607]

I'm an American, what does ATOL protected mean?

[@elogy890]

Rewatched this for like the fifth time and just noticed the bear. It was hilarious!

[@nathanirlam3159]

The amount of times i rewatched this and laughed at the bear is insane, its fucking hillarious

[@captainjackson18]

I can't find it :(

[@nathanirlam3159]

@@captainjackson18 yeah, you have to look really closely to find the bear.

[@captainjackson18]

@@nathanirlam3159 well i gave up then dont have much time

[@Subsbench]

​​@@captainjackson18ause the video at 2:24 and look at rule #68

[@bobatnet]

I live in an hour away of some of these ex enclaves. They used to enable a secured passage twice a day for citizens of the same country. But basic amenities were totally absent. No electricity or roads. Terrible.

[@addisgreat007]

thik bolechen...

[@WingsTM]

Is it a little better now? Do they have roads or electricity?

[@bobatnet]

Yes. There was a land swap and both countries have agreed to absorb the enclaves. There are still very irregular borders but roads and power is mostly available at least at the Indian side

[@atish365]

The bear joke in this video was hilarious and shows how good the creators are in making a serious topic into a funny and entertaining one.

[@vnXun]

Couldn't believe I missed that at first, but true it was the best part of the video

[@theyormlad]

what bear joke?

[@Tenjooo]

@@theyormlad rewatch the video

[@theyormlad]

@@Tenjooo how does that help

[@Tenjooo]

@@theyormlad youll understand it

[@Isaac-LizardKing]

Now that i’ve finished all the map men episodes, i must formally request more

[@JayForeman]

You’re in luck! We’ll be uploading a new episode every month right up until September 2021.

[@Isaac-LizardKing]

@@JayForeman I find it prudent to express my excitement... eureka

[@rogerstone3068]

@@JayForeman Oh... I'm watching in 2022...

[@swapnil199]

Indians fighting British : I'll give you trains Also British : " Next station, Colonization "

[@NativeVsColonial]

British manufactured trains in British India because of their own ease of transportation, so they can transport the wealth from all over India into the ports of Kolkata, Mumbai, etc In that time trains were only opened for wealthy White English-speaking people, not for us dying of hunger brown/black Indians.

[@swapnil199]

@@NativeVsColonial 💯 % true

[@Yash-lb5ip]

😂😂😂

[@ankushakash5328]

U joke theif

[@swapnil199]

@@ankushakash5328 just like British 😂

[@brownlabrador6242]

2:34 does anyone realise that he said "August the 1th"?

[@Lauren-dz9fq]

Yes, me

[@francis_n]

I heard it and had to rewind the video 😂

[@BoraCM]

I heard it too.

[@diabl2master]

Oneth

[@elliot7753]

BrownLabrador no sht

[@datboi6155]

Mark's anger over the absence of a map use came far too close to killing me. I almost suffocated because I laughed so hard. Great content!

[@sallybradshaw4576]

I don't appreciate that you told me to clean my room, right after my mom told me to as well. However, I do appreciate the bear. That was spectacular and I'm truly sorry for anyone who missed it.

[@munjee2]

I hope the room's clean now ...

[@mutualdelusion1798]

I haven't found it after 5 years. .. can you please provide exact time?

[@patriarch7237]

@@mutualdelusion1798 2.23. Specifically, rule 68. You're welcome.

[@mutualdelusion1798]

@@patriarch7237 .. hahah!! ... rule 69 is funny too. .. well, .. Thanks again.

[@Doctormix]

I noticed the bear!

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

BLIMEY

[@Steelmage99]

It was hilarious.

[@1000eau]

Yeah I loved it

[@varunh2o]

Hahaha...It was brilliant.

[@owenwang5344]

funny

[@sayani6180]

Well, I'm from Indian side of Bengal, living a few miles away from that notorious border. It's a huge mess, but I liked the way you put it. Another bit of information- there are houses 'on' the border with bedroom and courtyard in one country and kitchen in another. Besides, there are river borders where humans and animals simply swim from one country to the other both legally and illegally.

[@bright0nsounds]

> where humans *and animals* simply swim from one country to the other both legally *and illegally.* "Excuse me, sir, can you check if that tiger has a Visa?"

[@sayani6180]

@@bright0nsounds Animals, for your kind information, need special permit to be carried across international borders. The one you mentioned jokingly, especially needs a full-fledged written permit to be handled anyway. So if a Royal Bengal Tiger swims to the Indian side from Bangladesh side, or vice-versa, officials actually meet and follow official procedures to hand it over. So yes, animals, mostly, need something similar to visa for international traveling "legally". If the papers are absent, it's considered poaching or trafficking (based on where it was caught). The animal is returned to it's place of origin and any human related to this "illegal animal traveling" is invited behind the bars.

[@mashayekhmashriquee2260]

Yeah, especially since the royal bengal tigers are very rare these days. Btw hi there, im from bangladesh side of bengal.

[@sayani6180]

@@mashayekhmashriquee2260 hello!

[@thetheatreorgan168]

@@sayani6180 ''so can we file paperwork to hand over the ti- aghhh nawwww it swam back!

[@Mellonix]

Anyone else see that bear? Hilarious!

[@sebastianlionelmartinez6305]

Yea i didn't the first time i watched the video, but in the middle of quarantine i rewatched this and oh my it was hilarious

[@benedictbrown1036]

There’s no bear is there?

[@Mellonix]

@@benedictbrown1036 i can assure you, there is a bear. Look really closely throughout the video

[@benedictbrown1036]

@@Mellonix yeah I found it now hahah it’s actually SO funny!!

[@WhatTheCiv]

Lol I really liked that joke

[@madisonm1310]

That bear was so subtle but once you find it, it's the best thing ever

[@mradi2836]

Oh that bear.. 😂😂 It was hilarious.. 😂

[@thekingcreeperissexy]

Mr Aditto where is it. Put down the time stamp

[@Thoomas2001]

reset play Somewhere around the 2:20 mark. That's all I'm saying ;)

[@oldmanc2]

I saw it too. Hilarious bear!

[@joj.]

I would never have expected it in a Jay Foreman vid

[@Joyfk]

The fucking bear man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johanandhira5429]

2:07 when the green on Indian flag's basically matches the green screen

[@mizbaibnbasher6269]

Glad this didn't happen with the Bangladeshi flag 😂

[@harsh9558]

@@mizbaibnbasher6269 nono look properly both a bit faded.

[@thunder3ow]

🤣

[@daniyalahmad1820]

That is really what's happening .. green represents the Muslims in india and they are really trying to slowly remove them... just like the green color in this video

[@mizbaibnbasher6269]

Daniyal Ahmad 0of... That was dark

[@steeveedee4307]

These two could literally make anything funny. They need to be on TV immediatly.

[@DeVolksrepubliek]

The bear was absolutely hilarious. I’m crying of laughter

[@idndyzgaming]

1:26 Love this part! *... WHO COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO USE A MAP TO DRAW A CLEAR BORDER!*

[@linusoredsson7111]

I liked the bear more. It was hilarious.

[@DaveMiller6042]

@@linusoredsson7111 Where is the bear

[@linusoredsson7111]

@@DaveMiller6042 I'll give you a hint: Number 68

[@lemone12]

He sounded like some kind of nobleman

[@hackerman203]

Who couldn't be bothered to use a *MAP* to draw a clear border!

[@steliostoulis1875]

It took me 10 minutes to notice the bear. Imao

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

@GamingMaster _09 It's a prank being played in the comments section ordered by the video in number 68 in the list at 2:24 oh wait now i see it

[@nahidhasanemon5770]

It took a second to notice it because of my friend!LOL

[@crow9149]

This is a three minute video tho

[@Dzan500]

111 111 way to ruin the joke

[@crow9149]

@꧁ plairy ꧂ Woosh right back at you. I was making a joke playing off his joke, and you missed it. And this is KZbin, not Reddit. "Woosh" didn't even come from R*ddit.

[@catherine_404]

I absolutely love how you guys film tiniest clips to illustrate the story! That's some concentrated humour.

[@zafar5059]

1:09 😂😂 the adhaar card meme

[@WheelOfThought]

They say : *If you see two fish fighting in a pond, be sure a British must have passed by it*

[@saranshsharma4005]

😂😂😂😂 damn, that's the best comment i have seen in years

[@Nugcon]

Gotta love colonization

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

In pretty sure Indians weren't the best friends before the British came along, read: spent thousands of years as continually warring states

[@washimpatwary1446]

@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 so did Europe. England fought wars with France,Ireland,Austria-Hungary, the Vikings,Scotland,Spain, the American revolutionary,Wales etc

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@washimpatwary1446 well yes, my point was that nowhere in history has been a warless place and that people have been slaughtering eachother everywhere. I wasn't saying England is peaceful, hell I'd say Europe was the most warlike and wartorn continent. They've probably had more wars than all other continents combined

[@ushnishguhabakshi708]

This is like a funnier version of Sheldon Cooper presents fun with flags.

[@saileshram7610]

My thoughts exactly 😂😂, i wish penny version is here

[@ronalddebbarma6882]

😂😂😂

[@nidhishnayak]

Omg i was just going to write the same comment 😆😆

[@alwins]

*Dr. Sheldon Cooper

[@saileshram7610]

@@alwins *Cooper

[@shaderunner8220]

Dramatic zoom in on Kashmir killed me lmao

[@AstroGoalHorns]

0:28 "And this is the world's only third-order enclave in the world." I see what you did there!

[@moshahriz1346]

I dont. Whats the joke

[@AstroGoalHorns]

@@moshahriz1346 they continued the whole "in" gag by saying this. Also they said world twice.

[@Vendavalez]

At first I thought it was a mistake, which it might have been, but it might have also been deliberately done to set up for the joke. I choose to believe that it was deliberate, because it made the punchline land that much harder with me.

[@thekevin26167]

Welcome to Map Men. We're the map. And here's the men!

[@TheYugamer13]

map men map men map map map men men men

[@TheTrueRandomness]

I love these videos. You guys should do a map men with Tom Scott :)

[@jono_high]

Would be interesting to see the different personalities collide comedically

[@rajamijimbi]

He's already got the t-shirt.

[@samuelao9497]

me too

[@whig3982]

OH YES

[@mukulchaturvedi5758]

TheTrueRandomness

[@vinndatu8128]

0:40 You can’t eat that Bangladesh!

[@rom_2763]

He just did

[@euphoricpedge6019]

Honestly. I did not expect this kind of stuff, on your channel after watching you play guitar. you have literally everything i love watching geography, history, music, comedy. I wish i had subscribed earlier. top work mate.

[@atul1234gandhi]

Pak: Hello! Ban: Hello, Pakistan? It's Bangladesh, India are giving land away. Pak: India are giving land away? China: Hello! Pak: Hello, China? It's Pakistan, India are giving land away. China: India are giving land away? Hilarious! Almost died of laughing.

[@MyFather95819]

atul gandhi 😂

[@vroomkaboom108]

*China's desire for a piece of kashmiri region intensifies*

[@haiderzaidi3134]

atul gandhi same here

[@the.abhiram.r]

North Korea: Hello! China: Hello, North Korea? It's China, India are giving land away. NK: India are giving land away?

[@johnielus8682]

yeah we watched the video aswell.

[@Armyislife121]

When that bear showed up I almost died from how hilarious it was hahaha

[@kathyhalton8352]

I know, I was literally in tears 😂

[@tarunverma802]

Where was the bear

[@hunterheyman8791]

Tyler R this the correct answer to an ask reddit question on how to cause pandemonium with a simple you tube comment

[@nikolaangelovski2252]

Funniest shit i have ever seen

[@nikolaangelovski2252]

@@tarunverma802 are you blind, how do you not see it?

[@denisruzicka1606]

Ok, let me exlain the backstory about the bear. The reason why nobody posts the timestamp is actually a message. The message is that the goal of the journey is the journey itself and that sometimes on that journey you meet dckheads telling you there is a bear in this video.

[@klausbrinck2137]

And anyone who has grasped the massage, has to spread it, exactly like you just did... ;-)

[@youtubeexpert2441]

Nobody: Me (a Barcelona fan) every time I watch a Barcelona game: "1:15"

[@eduardolins5391]

I miss msn both of em

[@rukminikannan9779]

Amazing😂😂🤣

[@EthanNeal]

India are giving land away? :D

[@piyushpankaj123gkp]

Lol

[@yiuyeungkan157]

goodest English xD

[@hakairyu1]

The British treat collective nouns as though they were plural.

[@HPSGamingTech]

British are strange in many ways

[@rajbahl4080]

Ethan Neal no it's not just giving land it's getting and giving land both so. equality

[@vellagang678]

Meanwhile I am from West Bengal and reached Bangladesh without even knowing,then locals said I am in Bangladesh then I came back to India,ya we have border here

[@theworldofchachundar5628]

Ironic

[@KarmaKraftttt]

Bhai Valo chilo 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@chandanadutta9962]

দারুণ ভাই।😂

[@gamermapper]

So it's the same Bengal nation... Why even divide it

[@deathsignz2087]

@@gamermapper religion

[@abuhuraira5581]

MARK: Eats map Jay: MARK! Save some for me

[@breznjet]

Honestly, the bear is such an excellent character

[@hemanth3931]

Those calls, india is giving land away🤣🤣🤣... I had to pause vedio and laugh hard...thanks map man

[@asifaziz5103]

"India's giving land away" cracked me up, for the record Bangladesh doesn't hate India, it only hates India when Indian politicians and diplomats try to meddle in our domestic politics and foreign relations. 16th December is Bangladesh's victory day and we didn't forget that Indian risked its neck against American influence, they and the USSR helped us during our war of Liberation but that doesn't mean we'll be forgoing our interests and for theirs. enclave settlement have improved drastically, more are exchanging hands as days go by. The thorn between Bangladesh-India relation is the downstream river water treaty, and India's reluctance to growing Sino-Bangladesh ties.

[@sp77622]

Asif Aziz Thank you for the explanation.

[@Ritom420]

Asif Aziz bro did Indian people joined 1971's war? how they risked their neck?

[@sikhatheist651]

Are you that ignorant about history?

[@asifaziz5103]

Sikh Atheist care to elaborate? Or will u stick to condescending others?

[@sikhatheist651]

I was referring to the "did Indian people joined 1971's war? how they risked their neck?"

[@manlethamlet]

I love the use of the chip's challenge music during the phone call sequence.

[@merrillasp1426]

I was wondering if anyone else recognized it 😁

[@2018person]

0:46 They were like: “Hey! Can u give me one of these?” “No this is all mine LOL” *SLURP*

[@soumyadipmukhopadhyay3381]

I am glad that this problem has been resolved. And it has been done more or less peacefully and amicably.🥰 And love to all my Bangladeshi brothers from India. 🇮🇳🇧🇩🥰

[@arnabmahanta4931]

বাঙালি😊

[@raifhasan4589]

English rulers were responsible for dividing this continent. Darn you England. I've written this comment in English for Americans and Australians so that they can understand . Otherwise I would have written it in Bengali.

[@simpleflight9990]

Not england the british people of that time who created this shit and we have to compromise it. We cannot blame england for creating this mess

[@simpleflight9990]

@K.S. B. yh because islam and hinduism are completely different religion in order to attain peace in both sides so no one criticize each other it is a good reason to divide

[@user-ys4jy6up5p]

@@simpleflight9990 India and Pakistan are fighting and many people are getting killed is this good to you fk you you don't know anything

[@simpleflight9990]

@@user-ys4jy6up5p ik they are fighting but this time they are not fighting for islam or hinduism they are fighting for land like kashmir and im not supporting this fight

[@PRIMOVICTORIA-nr3gg]

@@simpleflight9990 wtf are 250 million muslims are doing in India ?

[@coraanimates58]

That map you made is so cool, I sure hope that nobody copies it and its mistakes exactly without asking permission, eventually being mentioned in a video about map mistakes you will make much later

[@JacanaProductions]

What a great channel and it's been going for a while - more rabbit holes to go down and I'm running KZbin Premiums too so there goes my free time!

[@limwoonseng2631]

2:20 rule 10: Mark's girlfriend is called India. We want to change her name to Bangladesh

[@arya1275]

Not Bangladesh it should be ladesh

[@ahnafhasanjunan255]

@@arya1275 why do you think Bangladesh it should be ladesh?

[@zHydro12]

Rule 40: S***. This is harder than it looks.

[@rohit_banga]

All points are fine but - "25. India to give Bangladesh their 11 most talented cricket players" - Sorry it is a no deal...

[@quazifaiyaz1]

yeah we thought so

[@munjee2]

I suppose you can formally give them them retired players that were once considered the best and have no change in the team

[@Jtngetabettername]

Clause 13 is there to take care

[@mahboborrahman3941]

Cricketes r not from the enclaves, Our crickers r talented cause they r Bangladeshi player, Dont take the sight of u from them....😏😏😏😏😏😏🙄🙄And teach ur cricketers,,,Huh!!!🙄🙄🙄🤧

[@romanbaranovichi5375]

On the bright side, they still wouldn’t be able to win a trophy

[@fridovanorden8930]

All of this concentrated in a single village you'll find in Baarle Nassau/Baarle Hertog in the Netherlands/Belgium. Every house shows a flag on the house number sign to indicate which country you're actually in. And during the Covid-crisis, a shop was to close partially because it's part in Belgium was allowed to close while its Dutch part could remain open.

[@singularity3724]

2:53 well you are what you eat

[@iscreenshotnfts7954]

Map men

[@KiesandNoob]

Did you just say, "August the oneth" ?

[@Challenge9000]

Yes, yes he did.

[@thelastcube.]

2:20 13. If Britain ever leaves EU in the future, this contract is annulled. Well... I guess it wouldn'tve lasted much longer then

[@elliot7753]

Goddam that bear won’t matter

[@goxdie000]

Whomst'd've thought?

[@betaband78]

When the bear appeared it was hilarious, but it makes the whole video make a lot more sense. Very clever.

[@speleokeir]

1:38 This is what happens when some idiot says: "I know, why don't we get Jean Paul Gaultier to design the army's new uniforms?"

[@geojelly9830]

i'm seeing all these bear comments and i don't trust it. I'm not gonna look through the video because i'm sure it's gonna be some prank

[@bigmanwilfred4955]

Nah the bear part is genuinely funny

[@quarterexploding]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? You just dont see the bear yourself

[@justas423]

@@quarterexploding then tell us where it is

[@FellianTheDragon]

You are correct

[@zagreus4728]

Its at 1:38 it appears for a milisecond and had to pause and play the video to see it but it was all worth it havent laughed in a while

[@maliha26]

As a Bangladeshi, I love this. Fun fact: Enclaves are actually called Chitmahals in Bengali. *the more you know*

[@kushal4956]

yes but he said that India and Bangladesh hate each other which is not true. India stopped hating Bangladesh as soon as it became Bangladesh, we only hated Pakistan. Hell, we helped Bangladesh gain independence

[@shafo827]

@@kushal4956 why do you hate pakistan tho lol, did they also have the enclaves things aswell?

[@person3070]

@@shafo827 because Pakistan committed genocide against the Bengali people

[@0miy0]

It's actually horrible, India affects trade, water waste and social aspects in Bangladesh massively. These enclaves are only the begining

[@theman44ful]

@@person3070 wouldn’t that be an issue for Pakistan and Bangladesh to settle, not India?

[@adamapplegarth3585]

I love how British this channel is.

[@adamapplegarth3585]

@ewgewewg harambe you don't say

[@hankrearden20]

Aren't they English?

[@Liggliluff]

Unlike Tom Scott, this is an actual British channel

[@f.7681]

It's almost like... they are British

[@PouLS]

@@Liggliluff I like how Tom Scott actually aknowledges that people from all over the world watch YT, and notmonly from UK.

[@talalon4098]

But the bear though. It was so hilarious. Definitely the best part of the video

[@isthiakahsan]

This problem is bygone now. We resolved this issue peacefully.

[@Sakuta7]

This video is +4, years old so.. yeah, read. Also it took +35 years to do so.

[@caliorbustarika3310]

Peacefully? 40 years of pain and anguish for the people living in these enclaves isn't peaceful.

[@hasib5743]

@@caliorbustarika3310 its your country content

[@ankanroy2931]

@@caliorbustarika3310 both side suffered

[@nikhilpolekar8325]

@@caliorbustarika3310 solved it peacefully. No violence no military action - peacefully. Understand what he is hinting at.

[@jamesgaming7198]

Did anybody else see the bear?! It was absolutely hilarious!

[@squiddymcsquidface3097]

Yes that bear was entirely the best part of the video and in no way part of the small print.

[@Lauren-dz9fq]

It was so funny

[@Adityapilot93]

where is the bear ?

[@ManOfTheWeek596]

you didn't see it? that was the funniest part of the video in my opinion and you DIDN'T SEE IT?

[@benjamingeiger]

I had to watch it several times but I finally saw the bear.

[@noogidoo2217]

Have to say the bear joke is one of the best subtle gags this series has done

[@endlessMB]

You should really have the bear in more of your videos, it brightened up this one no end

[@isthiakahsan]

All outstanding border issues between Bangladesh and India have been resolved. Thanks to the goodwill of both countries.

[@arif8967]

Solved my ass

[@johnabruzzi8889]

@@arif8967 trust me bro, these are the words i was about to type ...

[@shafialam5407]

@Sriman Jha Playing the big daddy card now huh?

[@rameshverma4357]

@@shafialam5407 search about it.. India and Bangladesh have exchanged enclaves..

[@ankanroy2931]

@@arif8967 why

[@zayin493]

1:49 may be the greatest thing I've seen on KZbin

[@kingding-a-ling9794]

Agreed😂😂

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

I just watched this again, and I found it interesting! That agreement really simplified things for the people living in the ex-enclaves. Thanks for the video!

[@Somebrero]

This video was the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day. You just gained a subscriber ✊

[@queennesquik4023]

I see what you did with the bear is good

[@manpreetrox30]

Where's the bear?

[@liger-9990]

Manpreet Singh you didn’t see it oh man it’s hilarious!

[@rf5877]

you didnt see it manpreet? Lmao you're missing out it's so funny

[@justas423]

@@rf5877 I feel like this is some massive in joke

[@thisaccountisnolongerused]

BUT WHICH TIMESTAMP?

[@starfreak4669]

2:00 this section is even scarier nowadays

[@StrangeJimi]

PLEASE MAKE MORE MAP MEN! ... I think I've watched all of them all 🙈🙈🙈

[@jefferycostanzajr.4767]

2:14 someone please tell me what song this is in the background ive had it in my head for months and i cant find it for the life of me

[@JayForeman]

A Fifth of Beethoven.

[@pallavmahato7865]

love to all bangla bros from India

[@mhkhossain]

Pallav Mahato same to u bros

[@rahilarshad2456]

Pallav Mahato luv u too man!

[@ehsan221b]

[@ruhulahmedd6534]

Pallav Mahato love you to bro

[@workhardt2]

India should have some kind of open border policy with bangladesh in the near future.

[@MQRahman]

I'm from Bangladesh. Bangladesh and India don't hate each other, it's Pakistan and India do. But we love Pakistan. ❤

[@ammarabbasi3230]

Mushfiqur Rahman fake ANYONE hate each other shup ut bengali

[@allinoneindia1375]

True

[@Alkaloid-Odin]

Yes, as an Indian, I can confirm.

[@joshellsworth355]

No fuck india

[@Dragonwing16]

then why cant they just settle on a border?

[@abhnavid7]

First impression of your channel is totally awesome! 😼

[@skittybug6937]

The bear came out of nowhere and honestly at the perfect time. Fantastic stuff as always.

[@detailedemoji4615]

Bangladesh and India hate each other? no

[@detailedemoji4615]

***** yeah that's why I said no below the question.

[@willcastle5475]

Edward Kenway is my favourite assassin

[@sponovsatan8486]

They probably meant back when Bangladesh was part of Pakistan.

[@mohaiminulshanto7053]

yes...I am a bangladeshi....most of our people hate indians....they killed our people beside the borders...our country largely depends on agriculture...but most of our rivers of our country came from india....and we didn't get water for our agriculture....they destroying our democracy,our culture and our government is their puppet

[@mohaiminulshanto7053]

The Undertaker about 3 millions people died in the war in 1971...you didnt...and before 1971 pakistan exploit us....now it is India....we are not free...we are sorrounded by them

[@smouseemice26]

Everyone is talking about that bear, yet the poor otter remains unnoticed :(

[@itsjelly5661]

2:24 read the 68th term in the small print

[@AveekKumarSharma]

It is the small print

[@gwishart]

It's a double bluff- that's not a real otter, it's a bear in a costume.

[@madr309]

Need the bear in every Map Men video! Literally laughed out loud.

[@ilghiz]

I shouldn't watch you at night cuz I can't help burst out in hysteric laughter rolling on the floor under my desk!!! 🤣🤣

[@adam-cs6qb]

The image of that bear is now imprinted in my head for the rest of my life xD hilarious!

[@hellothere5843]

The hell is that profile pic?

[@AdityakrishnaMr]

@@hellothere5843 it's Joe moaning

[@hellothere5843]

@@AdityakrishnaMr who the hell is Joe?

[@AdityakrishnaMr]

@@hellothere5843 *Joe MAMA*

[@hellothere5843]

@@AdityakrishnaMr I swear to God, I knew that was coming.

[@mountain_goat3890]

damn that joke with bear was hilarious can't believe I almost missed it

[@motherisape]

Joke with dog was also good . But my favorite is zebra one .

[@AnimatedPlayer]

Thanks for shading wome light on this topic in such a nice way! You know uow to mix humour! The jokes were great! Especially the bear one!

[@joshuaalfonso641]

India and Bangladesh don't hate each other😂😂 its India and Pakistan

[@a.m.s9658]

Joshua Alfonso you are wrong. Bangladesh hate india. even Pakistan China also hate.

[@a.m.s9658]

Abhishek Goel what ever, we fuck Indians

[@a.m.s9658]

Abhishek Goel even India have no toilet. yeakkkkkk.unclean india

[@a.m.s9658]

Abhishek Goel foreign come in your country for helping Indian beggar people and government but we Bangladeshi not beggar for that foreign pm and president not need to welcomed. even Indian don't know how to use toilet. actually they don't use it. they use jungle. ha ha ha.it's not my talk it's a information of UNESCO

[@user-vh9ul3ou6b]

D-aMs world ...বাংলার মাটি বাংলার ফল বাংলার বায়ু বাংলার জল ---- পুণ্য হউক !!!---- গানটা রবিঠাকুর উভয় বাংলার জন্যই লিখেছেন-----অস্বীকার করতে পারবে???

[@Raja-on1vf]

You guys just got some points wrong. Back in the 18th century, India and Bangladesh were not two different countries. It was India all together. Bangladesh separated from India in 1947 and became East Pakistan, a part of Pakistan. But in 1952, through movements famously known as Language movement, did Bangladesh emerged as a separate country. And lastly, neither India or Bangladesh hate each other.

[@JayForeman]

+Raja At 1:36, I looked right down the lens and spake the words: "It was only when, you guessed it, the British came and went that the two provinces became separate countries." So... *blows long raspberry*

[@badhonebrahim7707]

you dont know dude. u r wrong. we know better than u, cause we had to suffered.. u r spreading wrong information.

[@bollywoodmusic6895]

Modern Bangladesh emerged as an independent nation in 1971

[@hamedshah2363]

Raja read more about this and than comment

[@leonardoarcher2318]

Raja india was not a nation before dumbass.. dont claim the whole world to be yours.. this is the reason why i hate you people