Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Pitch Meeting

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Pitch Meeting

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@rasmusbaykrusethomsen9773 3 ай бұрын

Covering the Indiana Jones movies out of chronological order is TIGHT

@johnsmith-jq1uc 3 ай бұрын

God I hate the aliens one

@ora6925 3 ай бұрын

Star wars style

@Spyalwayswins 3 ай бұрын

As someone who has only seen the last one and first one and seeing the last one first, I am fine with this

@sollice01 3 ай бұрын

I'd say it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

@koro_kokoro 3 ай бұрын

@@johnsmith-jq1ucya but crystal skull was better than the dial of destiny…

@DeltaCodeGames 3 ай бұрын

That pilot had tunnel vision.

@atoth62 3 ай бұрын

"Ba-dum tish!"

@John_McClane_had_plans 3 ай бұрын

Hahajhahaahaaaahhhh!😂😂😂 ...why is no one else laughing dammit! Sometimes i hate myself 😢

@mjjoe76 3 ай бұрын

Take my thumbs up, you -horrible- magnificent human!

@NoblePathwaysHQ 3 ай бұрын

Winner!

@CheeseburgerRandy17 3 ай бұрын

BOO THIS MAN!!! BOOOOOO!!!

@seancrandall1291 3 ай бұрын

"The penitent man kneels before God, and then does a cool Ninja roll." "Like in the scriptures!"

@SherbetAlex 3 ай бұрын

I believe it was also Jesus Himself who said “May thy hero do a backflip, snap a man’s neck, and save the day.”

@Gunleaver 3 ай бұрын

I think the second blade was there so you HAD to kneel, instead of crawling in. You'd think that would be the first thing that would occur to people, to go in crawling, or doubled over to evade whatever is cutting off the heads of the previous guys, but then that second blade comes up and "slice", that doesn't work either. The only way to evade both blades is to be vertical, but lowered. Kneeling. Or, if you flop forward on dropping to your knees, do a Ninja roll.

@cainster 3 ай бұрын

I remember Noah trying that trick once, and God seemed a little pissed off about it.

@bttrflymagic 3 ай бұрын

And then Moses did a backflip, snapped the pharaoh’s neck, and saved the day!

@MegaKnight2012 3 ай бұрын

Jesus was a ninja

@stargirl7646 3 ай бұрын

Not mentioning the problem of an UNDERGROUND catacomb in Venice is tight 😂

@goomshill 3 ай бұрын

Some very wet nazi women!

@kingcosworth2643 3 ай бұрын

I had never even thought of that!!

@YJ0AUF 3 ай бұрын

Ancient Italians used a lot of silicone sealant in their catacombs. Mind you , I don't know where all that water was draining to.

@TheReaverOfDarkness 3 ай бұрын

@@YJ0AUF Maybe the catacombs take up all the space needed for their water table and they caused their own flooding.

@DoloresLehmann 3 ай бұрын

@@fvefve12 OK, but Venice was not built on firm ground below sea level, it was literally built ON a lagoon. All the buildings, bridges and squares are built on poles. How do you build catacombes below that?

@davetheguitarplayer 3 ай бұрын

Ninja roll "like in the scriptures" - literally burst out loud laughing at that. 🤣

@t.travelerjg1908 3 ай бұрын

Writer Guy's excitement for casting Sean Connery was wholesome.

@JamesSimmons-d1t 3 ай бұрын

moi's rant, ego notwithsitting, Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line.

@oliverraven 3 ай бұрын

For casting a guy only 12 years older than Harrison Ford as Indie's father. Yeah, *totally* wholesome.

@AtheistOrphan 3 ай бұрын

‘Yesh’

@RJHart1214 3 ай бұрын

👏😁

@tomspiegel5322 3 ай бұрын

He's like, "YES, we got James Bond!"

@Elmgren76 3 ай бұрын

”He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

@tje210tje 3 ай бұрын

Once got lost in his own museum. A real Renaissance man.

@iCaramba0815 3 ай бұрын

Does anyone here speak English? Or even ancient Greek?

@dantate9314 3 ай бұрын

A water? No thank you sir, fish make love in it.

@alexman378 3 ай бұрын

@@iCaramba0815As a Greek, I was always baffled that those were the only options. 😂

@timellison847 3 ай бұрын

@@alexman378 I had professors who knew ancient (or at least biblical era) Greek. It wouldn't be uncommon for someone like Brody to know Ancient Greek and perhaps Latin as a means of studying and better understanding primary sources on ancient texts. The joke is that Indy was fully bluffing, and Brody is an academic without a lot of practical skills or knowledge.

@geardog24 3 ай бұрын

Dr. Elsa died because of her obsession with the Grail. If only she could’ve … let it go.

@robertfalk3767 3 ай бұрын

That joke was bad, and you should feel bad. I know you won't, because I wouldn't, but you should.

@axepagode4321 3 ай бұрын

😂

@Arawn505 3 ай бұрын

Good joke love it hahaha

@TeeJayRivers 3 ай бұрын

Ohhhh turning horrific movie deaths into dad jokes about similarly named characters in other movies is TIGHT

@thecaptain3594 3 ай бұрын

In German, Elsa starts with an I.

@davidanderson4748 3 ай бұрын

I’m impressed you did that whole thing without mentioning the tank chase - arguably the best sequence in any of these!

@eclipsehorse8693 3 ай бұрын

"and then the bad guys are gonna ahave a little drive thru the desert in a car and a tank!" "why a tank? they need a tank to look for the grail?" " Unclear! But Indiana Jones is gonna come riding in on a horse!" "he did that in the other movie!" "yessire he did! he loves to chase speeding machinery on horses!"

@phreakazoith2237 3 ай бұрын

@@eclipsehorse8693blocking cannons with stones is tight

@eclipsehorse8693 3 ай бұрын

@@phreakazoith2237 'so won't the rock blow up the barrel of the cannon and cause an explosion, killing everyone inside?" "not this one!" 'why not?' 'it's a special tank, and his dad's insdide, I need him to be alive for the rest of the movie...' 'why would the bad guys put him in a tank?'' 'unclear!!'

@phreakazoith2237 3 ай бұрын

@@eclipsehorse8693 it's the famous German Elmar the Fudd type of tank whose barrel will just peel like a banana but no damage done on the inside when a shell gets stuck.

@eclipsehorse8693 3 ай бұрын

@@phreakazoith2237 "I don't think tank barrels and rocks work that way" "heyshutup and then they have a fight on the tank, and Indy's gonna jump off his horse onto the tank..." "that's the horse from the other movie!" "Maybe!" "Sounds exciting! then whay happens?" " Oh Indy's gonna get ahold of a pistol and shoot thru three bad guys!" "one bullet goes thru three people?" "quite frankly sir with all the crazy stuff that's been going on for the last two hours this won't surprise anyone." "fair enough!"

@igrim4777 3 ай бұрын

For those of you laughing at the obviousness of the "probably not one of the plates" line, in a number of Grail stories the Grail is a plate and the use of plate props in the movie is on point.

@mwojcik2 3 ай бұрын

I was going to observe that you must be fun at parties, but I realized this is precisely the sort of conversational gambit I look forward to at parties. Well played.

@Amcor09 3 ай бұрын

Hmm, I did not know that. Thank you.

@mang4260 3 ай бұрын

For the movie and the joke, yes. But, at this point, about mentioning the Grail, depends the lore you use. At some point, it was a stone, at some point it was a dish, at some point, it was a plate, at some point, it was a cup... Just saying, Christianism literally disturbed the whole thing to make it correspond with Jesus and the Bible, so it's the most "common use" of the story to have a "cup". I also doubt the joke from Pitch Meeting had so much underlayers tho.

@EricA-xd9fn 3 ай бұрын

That's total bs. The Last Supper was a ritual Seder. While there are also plates used, the cup is emphasized particularly within the narratives (See 1 Corinthians 11:24-25 and the synoptic Gospels)

@ErikKain 3 ай бұрын

Using on-point plate props in a movie is tight!

@misterbennnn 3 ай бұрын

Henry's reaction to Indy "falling" off the cliff, followed by Indy's incorrect interpretation of why everyone is staring, is both heart-wrenching and comedy gold

@mr.battle20 3 ай бұрын

"I thought I'd lost you, boy!"

@Lymbe06 3 ай бұрын

@@mr.battle20*Drops him*

@joelellis7035 3 ай бұрын

I remember thinking in the theater, "Really?"

@jackslater5886 3 ай бұрын

I just wasn't ready Marcus...

@Gunleaver 3 ай бұрын

And at the same time, a continuation of his on-going failure to get validation from his father. From the very beginning of the movie, when his father blows off his efforts to -show how he, Henry Jr is following in his footsteps- alert an adult to the crime afoot, Indy is constantly trying to show everyone how much COOLER he is than Henry, and at the same time, trying to get Henry to acknowledge him, to say that he appreciates him or loves him. When Henry expresses regret over hitting him on breaking into his cell, only for it to be regret for the antique he thinks he has destroyed, when Henry is unimpressed during the motorcycle chase, when he fails to take the memory bait in the dining room of the zeppelin, and then argues back when Indiana finally comes right out and SAYS what has been bothering him about their relationship. And now, even though he embraces Indiana at discovering he is alive, he barely pauses a moment before running off to continue the quest. Because the world is at stake, as he has pointed out several times already. It all leads up to the climax of their relationship arc, when Henry delivers the magnificent line "Indiana, let it go." When push comes to shove, he makes it absolutely and abundantly clear that his son is more important to him than the sacred relic, the ultimate prize, the very ideal or epitome of the object of a quest. That he will even humble himself to use the nickname he resists all other times, if that's what it takes to get his son back. That's the prize that Indy has been pursuing all his life, and what makes the ending happy.

@atomicmrpelly 3 ай бұрын

"Probably not one of the plates" might just be my favourite line from a Pitch Meeting ever.

@kyleferguson4236 3 ай бұрын

"a very flammable Nazi castle" Producer guy fucking KILLED IT in this one 😂

@Novastar.SaberCombat 3 ай бұрын

The irony is that even though Elsa's "it would not be made of gold" line is supposed to be meaningful, it's like... ummm, guys... ONE OF THESE CUPS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS. 😂🤣😂 I mean, there should have been all sorts of plain ones as well. Glass... iron... hardened leather... wax... whatever. But when ONE cup is fruggin' plain as F and everything else looks like something only Skeletor would accept to drink from, yah, the answer is obvious. 😁

@cyberman71 3 ай бұрын

A grail is actually a lot closer to a platter than a cup, so not maybe not so crazy.

@firstname4337 3 ай бұрын

@@cyberman71 incorrect

@MsPike101 3 ай бұрын

@@firstname4337 if sandi is wrong I dont want to know what is right - kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5avYq2cmKd6i7M

@ironmike755 3 ай бұрын

Indy riding with his friends into the sunset was the best way to end the trilogy.

@TomS-rj5op 3 ай бұрын

Great that no one made any unnecessary sequels that would have ruined the trilogy…

@kambrieearl5583 3 ай бұрын

And they never made another Indiana Jones movie ever again…

@mandodelorian4668 3 ай бұрын

The End!

@jamesanthony8438 3 ай бұрын

I'm just thankful that there was never another Indiana Jones movie after this one. =)

@HMNCLunar 3 ай бұрын

Just like with Terminator 2, RoboCop 2, and all the other movies that didn't get further sequels. ☺️☺️☺️

@mavortius8768 3 ай бұрын

Doing a Pitch Meeting for the last ever Indiana Jones movie that was ever made (or will be made) is tight!

@4plus20isHappy 3 ай бұрын

Being okay with terrible movies existing so that Ryan can do hilarious pitch meeting about them is TIGHT!

@-JLC 3 ай бұрын

there were 3 more after this

@SomewhatSlightlyBored 3 ай бұрын

@@4plus20isHappy series, not a movie

@SomewhatSlightlyBored 3 ай бұрын

@@4plus20isHappy there isn't one. there's only 5 movies and a show.

@DarlinAkaDarlene 3 ай бұрын

It's a joke since the last two movies weren't received well.

@LoveStallion 3 ай бұрын

Not waiting until the Nazis actually left the dock in the boat has driven me nuts since I was a kid.

@cowboycurtis2229 3 ай бұрын

The fact that the boat was only like 20 yards away and the Nazis couldn't tell that it was obviously empty is what drove me nuts.

@mkvv5687 3 ай бұрын

@@cowboycurtis2229 In the moment it's "Ready, fire, aim!", but after a few seconds it would have been obvious that the boat was unmanned for several reasons.

@beckobert 3 ай бұрын

It's actually genius, because it stops you from wondering how they closed the crate while being inside of it.

@4plus20isHappy 3 ай бұрын

@@beckobert Screenwriter Guy would be proud.

@WadeAllen001 3 ай бұрын

And it could've been fixed with just one line, like "Dad, what are you doing?!" and then Sean Connery says "Oops!" You still get to have the chase scene, and you still get to have a little clever boat decoy, but just changing it to a slightly comedic mistake of an old man being too trigger-happy with the gas pedal makes it make sense.

@Pscyon 3 ай бұрын

Gotta admire Screenwriter Guy's sneaky and subtle trick to get his choice of actor.

@jakarnilson 3 ай бұрын

Hish shneaky and shubtle trick?

@LimitedCheetah 3 ай бұрын

Jushh guvv 'em a luttle shlapp!

@4plus20isHappy 3 ай бұрын

“Shuper easy. Barely an inconvenieshe.”

@hhadzimu 3 ай бұрын

"How is this guy still skeptical about this kind of thing?!"

@thedeadlynose5127 3 ай бұрын

Unclear

@Horopter 3 ай бұрын

Because... That works!

@bernirn 3 ай бұрын

hey shut up

@seanmurphy3430 3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure Last Crusade is a prequel?

@lukephillips8888 3 ай бұрын

@@seanmurphy3430 no it goes Temple of Doom, Ark of the Covenant, Last Crusade, Crystal Skull, Dial of Destiny

@OneWingedRose 3 ай бұрын

That bit about grabbing onto the L and the Y genuinely made me pause the video to have a laugh, lol, well done!

@Befuddled_Ostrich 3 ай бұрын

If I had a nickel for every time a character originated by Harrison Ford got all of their iconic items/ personality traits/ quirks in a surprisingly short time period, while being played by a different actor, then basically staying unchanged for years, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

@JamesSimmons-d1t 3 ай бұрын

Well percieved, well written, well well. Back to the springy font of foolery and other japes. " moi's rant, ego notwithsitting, Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line. " Vote.

@PhilBagels 3 ай бұрын

Except for his name, which only gets explained at the very end of the movie.

@larrylutz6825 3 ай бұрын

Yes, Indiana Jones and Dr. Richard Kimble were both iconic roles.

@duralumin594 3 ай бұрын

@@larrylutz6825 Oh, right, Richard Kimble. I thought he was talking about Jack Ryan, but Kimble makes sense, too.

@kimballbelliston5925 3 ай бұрын

@@duralumin594 Apparently OP has four nickels, I was thinking of Han Solo

@aroxdene 3 ай бұрын

"Probably not one of the plates" was a perfectly delivered line. I lost it.

@eclipsehorse8693 3 ай бұрын

well someone somewhere probably misinterpreted the texts, and thought they meant "holy tray" :)

@bryanwigmore7224 3 ай бұрын

@@eclipsehorse8693 In some Arthurian stories about Perceval the Sangraal is a serving dish. Might be why they had those.

@aino-kaisav5504 Ай бұрын

@@bryanwigmore7224 Yeah, because the modern view of the Holy Grail is actually two stories combined. The cup that was used at the last supper and the tray of some kind where some of Jesus' blood was poured into. Also, neither of those versions of The Grail were mentioned in the Bible and apparently are mostly tied to some apocryphical texts and Arthurian legends.

@johnnyrocketed2225 3 ай бұрын

Seen this 100 times and never noticed how he grabbed the “L” and “Y” letters. 👏👏👏😀

@kstepko 3 ай бұрын

I laughed out loud when he pointed out that those are not letters in Jehovah.

@HappyDude1 3 ай бұрын

That was a big woopsie

@TheReaverOfDarkness 3 ай бұрын

Psh I noticed that when I first saw the movie as a kid! I didn't get much, but I got that much.

@tenaciousb4731 3 ай бұрын

Did anybody else notice, this pitch meeting about the holy Grail... And they didn't use the name Jesus Christ one time

@kateblair291 3 ай бұрын

Heyshutup

@infinitestare 3 ай бұрын

I can't BELIEVE you still haven't done the Pitch Black/Riddick pitch meetings. You should do those

@theripper1705 3 ай бұрын

Yes oui ja

@StarShipGray 3 ай бұрын

Connery is shot with a Walther PPK. It was a cute reference to his role as James Bond.

@Pendragon667 3 ай бұрын

Wait, what? Really? I never noticed. Or must've skipped the trivia on IMDB. Wow...okay that was indeed a neat little nod.

@BlandoGaming 3 ай бұрын

All the times I've seen this movie and I never registered that... I am so dissapointed in myself. 😅

@mkaleborn 3 ай бұрын

Okay that's pretty awesome. Gotta roll that one out for the boys next time we do a 1-3 viewing.

@Klovaneer 3 ай бұрын

Sure, but PP/K was a hot new and _extremely_ popular carry pistol in Germany of that period. Hitler shot himself with one :kappa: Still is a great carry pistol if you ask me.

@thomgizziz 3 ай бұрын

@@Klovaneer no, 38 is bad, ummmmmm kay?

@jasonzdoodle 3 ай бұрын

The chops/stakes line is going in the lexicon for sure

@nour2146 3 ай бұрын

Producer guy doesn’t eat beef

@HarmonicWave 3 ай бұрын

You mean steaks? 😅😉

@jonnnnniej 3 ай бұрын

@@nour2146 only lamb!

@mramachandran9830 3 ай бұрын

I've been waiting almost 4 decades for this! As kids, my sister and I used to say "the penitent man, kneels before God and does a somersault". Thank you for validating us Ryan!!

@Judge-1964 21 күн бұрын

Amen

@TheMixCurator 3 ай бұрын

What a lovely way to finish off a series - Indy and his Dad riding off into the sunset, never to appear in another film again, ever. I like it when Hollywood leaves a long loved movie series alone and doesn't resurrect a series 20, 30 years down the line.

@trinaq 3 ай бұрын

"How did they get there undetected?" "Offscreen." Yes, the best things take place Offscreen. Also, rest in Peace, River Phoenix, he should have had a more long lasting career.

@cloud5buster 3 ай бұрын

He died offscreen.

@claudegrenier3180 3 ай бұрын

This comment feels 30 years out of place

@jakubdabrowski3846 3 ай бұрын

We can only imagine how would Gladiator look like with Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus and River Phoenix as Maximus

@user-gr3tg2yk6o-24_डफ़क 3 ай бұрын

He was murdeted by chilluminati ❤❤❤

@4plus20isHappy 3 ай бұрын

“Joaquin Phoenix, if you are still watching, you have passed the test, and you can be our friend.” -Peter Griffin, ‘Family Guy’, “Three Kings”

@samuraiwarriorsunite 3 ай бұрын

Still my favorite in the franchise. Harrison and Sean together? Priceless.

@kingcosworth2643 3 ай бұрын

Mine too, and then of course Raiders of the Lost Ark is a close second

@raydunakin 3 ай бұрын

I agree about Harrison and Sean, but Raiders of the Lost Ark is still my favorite.

@makatron 3 ай бұрын

The slideshow at the end was perfect to remember the thing we just watched, much appreciated editor individual doing things.

@chibiktsn3 3 ай бұрын

"Like in the scriptures." Okay, THAT had me cackling!

@benabramowitz18 3 ай бұрын

1:56-2:07 That fanboying moment over Sean Connery by Writer Guy is actually really sweet.

@genzboomer-sv3pl 3 ай бұрын

Pure gold, thanks for shaving this😅

@iiAyJayo 3 ай бұрын

"THE CHOPS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER!" "Stakes..." "I don't eat beef" Had me f*cking rolling 🤣

@TheMeta141 3 ай бұрын

good , means you dodged the blade

@sandyk2986 3 ай бұрын

this is just an awesome line 😂😂😂😂

@Matt-pz4we 3 ай бұрын

Honestly that's a joke I would believe was straight out of Naked Gun, Hot Shots, or a Mel Brooks movie.

@richardmahn7589 3 ай бұрын

Pork Chops and Applesauce!

@John_Locke_108 3 ай бұрын

But chopped steak is still beef you dummy.

@GuranPurin 3 ай бұрын

"Wouldn't that also light him on fire if he's covered in it?" "HEYSHUTUP, so they find this old shield..."

@expendableindigo9639 3 ай бұрын

Also, you have to suspend your disbelief that someone built catacombs underneath the manmade islands of Venice lol.

@stargirl7646 3 ай бұрын

@@expendableindigo9639I always wondered about that 😂

@PetersonZF 3 ай бұрын

@@expendableindigo9639And filled them with petrol for some reason...

@DoloresLehmann 3 ай бұрын

This HEYSHUTUP is becoming one of my favourite catchphrases!

@DanielBradler 3 ай бұрын

I love that quick "hey shut up" 😂

@JavierSalcedoC 3 ай бұрын

The "leap of faith" scene in this movie is just ICONIC

@billyheaning 3 ай бұрын

I was 10 when this movie came out and when my grandparents took me to see it, I thought (in my little kid head) that because Indy and his dad drank from the grail, they were immortal. So I thought he was immortal from now on. It wasn't until later on, around high school, where I watched it again and realized the whole "you gotta keep it here" rule.

@BrynDonovanWriter 3 ай бұрын

"while dodging his academic responsibilities" so relatable

@katherineheasley6196 3 ай бұрын

Can confirm, I work at a college and dodge my academic responsibilities every chance I get.

@gowzahr 3 ай бұрын

-Colonel, Jones is getting away. -I think not, Herr Donovan. -Not that Jones, the other Jones.

@joels5150 3 ай бұрын

We named the dog Indiana…

@perniciouspete4986 3 ай бұрын

I thought they named the state Indiana.

@dashx1103 3 ай бұрын

I had a dog that I named Kentucky Davis. But, sadly, Producer Guy shot him.

@tharemyhopkins5873 3 ай бұрын

The dog?? You were named after the DOG?!?

@d0gb1te 3 ай бұрын

A line that my friends and I still quote all these years later. Little disappointed that it didn't make the Pitch Meeting.

@MDFlo 3 ай бұрын

I got a lot of fond memories of that dog

@DavidAnderson-m5c 3 ай бұрын

"Turns out Elsa Schneider is a Nazi." "What gives her away?" "Her name is Elsa Schneider."

@sableempire9654 3 ай бұрын

😂 Her accent, her ethnicity, her sleep talking….

@Yj-Fj 3 ай бұрын

… the script … the era it’s in… the plot… the requirement for a femme fatale…

@alm2187 3 ай бұрын

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... The Doctor is a woman?

@jcace13 3 ай бұрын

There's something very funny about the phrase "a very evil Nazi."

@brainflash1 3 ай бұрын

Kinda bumbed you skipped over the whole tank fight scene, then I realized there's nothing to make fun of there because its FUCKING AMAZING!

@ikr9358 3 ай бұрын

"And then Indy takes on a whole battalion of bad guys who have a tank and Indy rides a horse and there's explosions and Indy almost gets crushed but then he climbs on the tank and fights a bunch of guys while his father is also fighting a guy and then there's a cliff and Indy has to try to jump off!"

@Novastar.SaberCombat 3 ай бұрын

The pen is mightier than the sword. ⚔️

@torquilcolbo1589 3 ай бұрын

"Wow wow wow wow wow. [pause] Wow."

@GrantErickson_IT 3 ай бұрын

I was equally baffled so I went looking for answers and though I agree that it's amazing & one of the best parts in the entire TRILOGY, I can't help but feel a little cheated out of some delicious member berries... Also, skipped boat chase & Zeppelin/plane getaway. Still, love that Ryan is doing more retroactive pitch meetings since nobody really sees the same movies anymore.

@JamesSimmons-d1t 3 ай бұрын

@Raixor 3 ай бұрын

*Pitch Meeting for TRON (1982) pretty please!* 😁

@maxwildcard2403 3 ай бұрын

Yeah! And put some Cray in it!

@atoth62 3 ай бұрын

Also one for Tron Legacy (2011), pretty please.

@wstine79 3 ай бұрын

THIS PITCH MEETINGS VIDEO BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!

@JayG724 3 ай бұрын

“SO DO YOU”

@andrewbaskett8581 3 ай бұрын

I read this in his voice the first time, thank you

@Arawn505 3 ай бұрын

One of the Canadian ones. Let's say, the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts

@Novastar.SaberCombat 3 ай бұрын

That dude's white suit was iconic (and equally ridiculous) on a boat upon the high seas. 😂 Also, I love how they simply cut away from how Jones escapes. Yes, we all saw the convenient orange life donut, but... ummm... so where were they? A few miles from shore? Twenty? Six-hundred? And Jones is gonna PADDLE into the night or somethin'? 🤣

@JamesSimmons-d1t 3 ай бұрын

with other fossils Lambing...hate goat. Here is my rant for screen " Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line.

@RogueTalent 3 ай бұрын

“So the penitent man kneels before god and also does a cool little ninja roll?” “Exactly. Like in the scriptures.” 😂😂😂

@myurgil 3 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity to point out that Indy lived because he listened when his dad told him to let it go, but Elsa died because she couldn't let it go.

@joshuahermanson341 3 ай бұрын

Being penitent, kneeling, and doing a little ninja roll before God is TIGHT!!!

@hazukichanx408 3 ай бұрын

Who knew Dark Souls players were such a pious bunch?

@eclipsehorse8693 3 ай бұрын

'IMMORTAL KOMBAAAAT!!!'

@robotrix 3 ай бұрын

River Phoenix did the greatest Harrison Ford impression.

@Wade_Tyler 3 ай бұрын

And Sean Patrick Flanery

@SupremeGreatGrandmaster 3 ай бұрын

I see you are unfamiliar with Anthony Ingruber.

@OrangeDog20 3 ай бұрын

Ahem, Mark Hamill.

@jjc5407 3 ай бұрын

Phoenix really convinced as a young Indy. Flannery not so much. It didn't help that Flannery looked more like Michael J Fox than Harrison Ford.

@Wade_Tyler 3 ай бұрын

@@jjc5407 Wrong dude! Flanery was a great young Indy!

@adeutsch16 3 ай бұрын

5:33 I just watched that thing!

@leandromafe 3 ай бұрын

I didn't. I skipped straight to the slide show

@dubbmoon 3 ай бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah...yeah 😁

@maxp3141 3 ай бұрын

The thing I just watched is tight!

@paulevans9307 3 ай бұрын

I just read your thing about the thing you watched after I watched the thing you watched!

@davidbruce482 3 ай бұрын

@@paulevans9307 I bet reading it was super hard!

@ApeOfMyIdeal 3 ай бұрын

They found the most German looking Irish woman ever to play Elsa in this one. And her name is Doody.

@williamgiesen4910 3 ай бұрын

I will never understand why you would go with that as a professional name in Hollywood

@expendableindigo9639 3 ай бұрын

She’s also in A View to a Kill, partnered with the relatively unknown Papillon Soo.

@JamesBurrTV 3 ай бұрын

@@expendableindigo9639 And she was in RRR. And she still looks absolutely gorgeous.

@KasumiKenshirou 3 ай бұрын

@@expendableindigo9639 I've heard a lot about Papillon Soo Soo from Gilbert Gottfried's podcast, as he was obsessed with her.

@4plus20isHappy 3 ай бұрын

@@ApeOfMyIdeal One of the most famous and beloved literary and cartoon characters in the world is named “Pooh”.

@Perhapsawiseman 3 ай бұрын

I notice he didn't tear apart the tank scene because that part of the film is basically perfect!

@cenciende9401 3 ай бұрын

He never 'tears apart' anything, all he does is poke harmless fun at films. Except the Twilight films, you could feel the hate and disgust through the screen

@АртурАртуров-ф4ю 3 ай бұрын

@@cenciende9401 And The Last Jedi.

@WebbanationX 3 ай бұрын

Ninja rolls straight outta the scriptures is crazy

@ofthelion7 3 ай бұрын

1:45 I never realized Ben Stiller was in this movie!

@justincase1853 3 ай бұрын

That’s Frank Zappa

@ofthelion7 3 ай бұрын

@@justincase1853 same person

@tombowers6713 3 ай бұрын

Thats Sacha Baron Cohen 😂

@ofthelion7 3 ай бұрын

@@tombowers6713 very nice! 🐔

@DisparityOfBeliefAndTruth 2 ай бұрын

That’s Torab, the inspiration for Ali G.

@JeyDB 3 ай бұрын

The excitement getting Sean Connery is valid

@Daemonik 3 ай бұрын

A castle more flammable than a Star Wars castle.

@Rushfelt33 3 ай бұрын

At least there were tapestries in Indiana Jones 😅

@SpartanM1988 3 ай бұрын

Was thinking the same 😂

@daveeyes 3 ай бұрын

Or the stone castle in the Acolyte.

@Daemonik 3 ай бұрын

@@daveeyes That's..... Kinda the one I was referring to...

@Osprey850 3 ай бұрын

I'd say that there are big differences. The Nazi castle and that room, in particular, are filled with flammable objects (the rug, the chairs, the table, the tapestries) that are clearly shown to be what spreads the fire and there's never any insinuation that the castle, itself, is in any danger. In The Acolyte, the witches' fortress had hardly anything flammable around, the fire was shown spreading across a bare stone floor and up a bare stone wall and it led to the collapse of the entire structure. 'Last Crusade' maybe stretched believability a little (for the sake of comedy, it should also be noted), but The Acolyte threw it completely out of the window (and while trying to be serious and dramatic).

@unclecreepy4185 3 ай бұрын

Sean Connery is 12 years older than Harrison Ford. So now I’m wondering if Professor Jones got a little “That’s My Boy” action by knocking up his 30-something year old middle school teacher. (By the way, in “That’s My Boy”, 12-year old Donny names his son Han Solo).

@simonwaffleman 3 ай бұрын

This is one of the examples where the “mistakes” are so endearing that you can look past them. It’s one of my favorite examples of “why? Because” when I talk about movies

@Kidderbean 3 ай бұрын

“He shaves his father?” 😂😂😂

@Jonathan_Collins 3 ай бұрын

A couple of fun facts regarding the film. 1. Originally they were going to have Gregory Peck play Henry Jones Sr. I don't remember the reason they decided to not go with him, but just did. 2. The opening sequence was going to be Indy fighting a ghost in Scotland, but Spielberg didn't want to do Ghosts again after Poltergeist.

@Vincent_Beers 3 ай бұрын

They actually wrote it with Sean Connery in mind. But Connery stated he was taking a break from acting after his last bond film and wasn't clear how long that would be. Spielberg started looking for other actors during preproduction and Gregory peck was on the short list for consideration. Turns out Connery only took a couple years off and agreed to do the Indiana Jones film. You'll notice there's a five year gap between Jones films, if they had started much sooner than Connery might not have been available.

@pdzombie1906 3 ай бұрын

Didn't you hear? Mr. screewriter guy asked for Sean Connery!!! You'd think people would learn something from KZbin....

@KasumiKenshirou 3 ай бұрын

@@Vincent_Beers William Shatner also wanted Connery to play Sybok in Star Trek V, which was released at the same time as Last Crusade. I think Connery chose wisely. Sha Ka Ree was in Star Trek V was named after SEAn COnneRY.

@Nasafalkas1 3 ай бұрын

"The penitent man kneels before God and also does a cool little ninja roll." Just like every Sunday morning at church.

@englishislit7720 3 ай бұрын

Ha, ha.

@dwaynehendrickson8854 3 ай бұрын

Indy kneels and rolls? He’s a Holy Roller?!?!?!

@T_R_O_Y_McClure 3 ай бұрын

Thats the type of bad joke I am fully behind. Well played.

@4plus20isHappy 3 ай бұрын

“Puns are all that matter in this world.” -‘The Bee Movie’ Pitch Meeting

@jurgenkrombeen3756 3 ай бұрын

"The penetant man kneels before God and also does a cool little ninja roll" will now forever live rent free in my head

@philipsheppard4815 3 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the perfect end to the Indiana Jones trilogy.

@Pendragon667 3 ай бұрын

I'm so glad they never continued that series. It was perfect as it is. Not that I wouldn't have wanted to see _Fate_ on the big screen though. But those three movies were enough and _Crusade_ was a perfect closure for the character of Indiana Jones.

@TeddyRumble 3 ай бұрын

Would that is was so...

@4plus20isHappy 3 ай бұрын

“Being okay with terrible movies existing so that Ryan can do hilarious pitch meetings about them is TIGHT!”

@ChaffyExpert 2 ай бұрын

Good thing there was only ever three Indiana Jones movies. No more. Definitely no aliens or bait and switch time travel.

@chancemorine1642 3 ай бұрын

If only poor Indie knew how far he would fall, wow wow wow, wow.

@cenciende9401 3 ай бұрын

Outliving your child is a hard thing indeed

@mytruepower2 3 ай бұрын

"Oh! So people used to write Jehovah in Latin?" "They probably did." "Should we check?" "Nah, it's probably fine."

@TF2CrunchyFrog 3 ай бұрын

Considering it was medieval Christian knights of the Crusades era who used medieval Latin, yes they would definitely have no qualms writing down the name of god.

@timothypollard6008 3 ай бұрын

I think the more important question is why there was a "J" there if it's supposed to pre-date the existence of that letter? ("J" is likely only invented in 16th century) I suppose it could be some later attempt to troll people for using too modern of an alphabet...

@scienceface8884 3 ай бұрын

@@timothypollard6008 That grail knight had a lot of time to maintain the temple traps and not much else. He does a little trolling now and then.

@timothypollard6008 3 ай бұрын

@@scienceface8884 "In my day we had 23 letters, and that was all we needed; young people these days are totally spoiled with their J's, and U's, and W's."

@mytruepower2 3 ай бұрын

@@timothypollard6008 Yup. J was never part of the latin alphabet officially, though if you'd shown someone a "J" in that time period, they would have treated it as a variant of I.

@adamkrasneski3679 3 ай бұрын

YAY! pitch meetings for movies ive seen are so much more enjoyable 😄

@Charishard 3 ай бұрын

Oh no you just systematically picked apart one of my favourite movies, rolling before god, holding onto letters that should also fall, plates being in the grail room. Laughed so hard😅

@MegaKnight2012 3 ай бұрын

4:30 Weirdly, a plate might be the Grail, because in the dark Arthurian myth about seeking the Grail, it was a dish, not a cup.

@eclipsehorse8693 3 ай бұрын

lets not forget Sean Conenry PLAYED King Arthur in 'First Knight' :)

@BeWe1510 3 ай бұрын

Giving origin stories to singular aspects of Harrison Fords characters seems to be quiet popular in Hollywood

@goldenfiberwheat238 3 ай бұрын

They do it with way more than just his characters

@LimitedCheetah 3 ай бұрын

Rich Evans: Han Solo got his pants from the space store.

@Gnarfledarf 3 ай бұрын

"quiet popular", as opposed to "loud popular".

@BeWe1510 3 ай бұрын

@@Gnarfledarf Yes because you see, they would never admit to it, that’s why it’s quiet. Obviously. You better believe that was intentional and not a typo, that would never happen to me.

@Booch365 3 ай бұрын

“He grabs the L and the Y to hoist himself back up.” “Those letters are also not in Jehovah.” HEYSHUTUPAGAIN! That part made me laugh the hardest.

@kingleech16 3 ай бұрын

I feel really dumb that I never noticed that before.

@hazukichanx408 3 ай бұрын

I believe the original writing was "YHWH", and people guessed at additional vowels from there, hence "Yahweh" or "Jehovah" (actually "Yehowah", in that case). Makes one wonder, though. Maybe that's just how they wrote back then, with implied vowels... or it was meant to be some kind of divine mystery, a name never fully known. Or they literally just had a god called "YHWH" and were like "Yeah, so what?" And this is the root of the same religious tradition that now encompasses all jewish, christian and muslim people, by the way! And also mormons and whatnot, I guess? So that's fun!

@pkmntrainermark8881 3 ай бұрын

He had to do some quick time events.

@garysmith3037 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, the shot underneath makes it even worse. How are all those stones not falling? How did the knights even build that?

@Osprey850 3 ай бұрын

@@garysmith3037 Hey, shut up! ;)

@cloud5buster 3 ай бұрын

The slide show makes me feel like I'm right back watching the thing I just watched.

@MitchJT 3 ай бұрын

Please enjoy this reply to the thing you just commented.

@vroman 3 ай бұрын

Childhood favorite of mine, but wow hindsight the off screen infiltration of Berlin pretty brazenly convenient fast forward. Similar to your Raiders call out of Indy somehow hiding on an enemy submarine for days off screen.

@michaelespinosa9168 3 ай бұрын

March 1989 I was a kid visiting Hollywood for the first time and at the famous Chinese theater there was a poster “the man in the hat is back, and this time he’s bringing his dad.” This and bttf2 made 1989 one of the greatest years ever!! Not to mention quantum leap premiering. Rip river phoenix.

@PatstarDeluxe 3 ай бұрын

You forgot Batman!

@michaelespinosa9168 3 ай бұрын

@@PatstarDeluxe this is true!

@SheldonAdama17 3 ай бұрын

(watches this video) I have chosen… wisely.

@spencerheaton3332 3 ай бұрын

3:08 skipping the scene with hitler so your video doesn't get demonitized is TIGHT!

@EricPrductn 3 ай бұрын

Legit was thinking the exact same thing. I guess he could have said “funny mustache man” though.

@upsidely 3 ай бұрын

The fact that it is a thing really makes me wonder about the people who control media influences in the west...

@MGD313 3 ай бұрын

In the screenplay, the writer introduces Dr. Henry Jones Sr as "(60s, a Sean Connery-type. Let's get Sean Connery to play him. I'm going to write all his dialogue in Scottish dialect)".

@amdeloach 3 ай бұрын

Pitch Meetings about movies from the 80s are tight!

@sebastianemond5313 3 ай бұрын

"Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Aliens were a mistake." Still better than time traveling in Dial of Destiny.

@JCShadow0202 3 ай бұрын

“That *chops* have never been higher” “Stakes” “I don’t eat beef” LMFAOOOO😂😂

@eowynsisterdaughter 3 ай бұрын

The side eye of suggestion when he talks about the speech pattern Jones Sr should have 😂

@rise4811 3 ай бұрын

These slide shows at the end of the pitch meetings are starting to become one of my favorite things.

@AstraLuna-o9i 3 ай бұрын

I love that in the background we hear old school phones ringing. Well done, very 1990’s immersive. Also Harrison Ford found Indy 5: He chose poorly.

@skeinofadifferentcolor2090 3 ай бұрын

You mean I should be praying on my knees and then after I finish the prayer I do a cool ninja roll to complete it? Why have I not known this?!

@patricklapointe4979 3 ай бұрын

Do you want God to love you or not? Do the roll.

@skeinofadifferentcolor2090 3 ай бұрын

@@patricklapointe4979 😂😂😂

@mandodelorian4668 3 ай бұрын

It's nothing to lose your head over. Oh, wait...

@SF-wm7zf 3 ай бұрын

Maybe I should do the ninja roll next time I go to church to pray, maybe that’s why God hasn’t been answering my prayers…

@vampricramen 3 ай бұрын

If you've ever been to a Catholic mass, having to do a little roll on top of all the standing and kneeling, standing and kneeling would not seem entirely out of place.

@loyalcarlon 3 ай бұрын

Indie’s Dad would make a very sexy spy

@matane2465 3 ай бұрын

Indy was a spy

@TeddyRumble 3 ай бұрын

Also a great Soviet submarine captain.

@MJ-ge6jz 3 ай бұрын

And an extraordinary gentlemen.

@ShellyS2060 3 ай бұрын

But, I was kinda hoping he would be cast as an immortal Spaniard...

@eclipsehorse8693 3 ай бұрын

someday, soemone might need his help to break back into a closed federal prison! :)

@Dayvit78 3 ай бұрын

I love when you do these older movies :)

@Klm49 3 ай бұрын

You know, life has been super stressful lately, but your videos really make me laugh and lighten the load! So thank you very much Ryan!! Also, hope life with the new baby is going well? As a mom of two, i know how exhausting it can be. You and your wife take care of yourselves and that crazy adorable new doodle doggy because We all need you on here!

@edibleapeman2 3 ай бұрын

“Probably isn’t one of the plates...” And just like that, I can never rewatch that scene with the Knight without laughing.

@utility63 3 ай бұрын

I feel like the plates were just there to help reflect light, in the story, and for the movie production.

@tomspiegel5322 3 ай бұрын

Maybe the Knight got bored and hammered some of the grails into plates. You can only read the same book so many times.

@nomaddeveloper8399 3 ай бұрын

Damn, I’ve just realized how fast Ryan speaks during his videos because of the way he says “this is me from the thing you’ve just watched…” so slow/normal 😅

@TheGary108 3 ай бұрын

That disturbed look the ProducerGuy has when PitchGuy talks about both Henry and Indiana hooking up with the same woman is exactly how most people felt when they had that realization.

@shorewall 3 ай бұрын

It is weird, but she took advantage of both of them.

3 ай бұрын

She,literally,came between them!

@JamesSimmons-d1t 3 ай бұрын

@matthiasschulz3569 3 ай бұрын

For the love of Iehovah, please don't put it like that! And NO, I do not refer to a female Nazi archaeologist as "it".

@TheNoNonsenseNinja 3 ай бұрын

I love the scriptures about kneeling ninja rolls.

@pilotvc 3 ай бұрын

The end when he tells Indy to let it go. My favourite film moment ever. ❤

@wstine79 3 ай бұрын

Choosing a grail must be hard." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Why are growing old so fast?"

@1xeshm 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: in the original XII century story the Grail was a plate or a bowl, it is only later that it became a cup.

@ianjohn2648 3 ай бұрын

One thing I've always wondered...is Indy's dad immortal now? I mean, Sean Connery playing an immortal, that's just silly, right?

@thomgizziz 3 ай бұрын

If so he is the only one... the cup is lost down that chasm... too bad it wasnt in a higher piece of land.

@agalah408 3 ай бұрын

@@thomgizziz Next time I find a chalice in a cave, I'm going to clove-hitch a piece of string to the base and tie the other end to my hand, just in case.

@AnOnymous-go7kn 3 ай бұрын

No, because neither the cup nor the person who has drank from it should go past the seal ("that's the boundary and the price of immortality"). So had he stayed in the cave, he would have been immortal (just like the knight), but he didn't.

@YJ0AUF 3 ай бұрын

@@AnOnymous-go7kn So if you got a very long string, tie one end to the cup, leave the temple, tie the other end to the saddle on your horse, then ride really fast, can you then get the cup without being blamed, or does your horse die? Also, if you wait an extra hundred years, can you just send an android into the cave to get it? Asking for a friend.

@1SaG 3 ай бұрын

@@AnOnymous-go7kn Exactly. He got healed alright, but (probably) lost his immortality once he went past the seal.

@LlamaBobby 3 ай бұрын

“So then they escape” “How?” “They swim through the petrol” “Wouldn’t that be terrible on their eyes?” “Hey so shut up again…”

@jasontodd9 3 ай бұрын

It's not petrol. It's petroleum. Oil. And they don't swim through it exactly. I mean, technically they do, but almost all of that is water. There's some petroleum on the surface because there's seep or a spring down there.

@OrangeDog20 3 ай бұрын

@@jasontodd9 petrol is short for petroleum. They are the same thing.

@LlamaBobby 3 ай бұрын

@@jasontodd9I was under the impression it was like a river of it, not just on the surface? Like I know oil floats on the surface I just thought there was no water at all, and just a typical movie goof

@lmcgregoruk 3 ай бұрын

@@OrangeDog20 No they're not, they are two different things. For Petrol see here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline For Petroleum see here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum

@jasontodd9 3 ай бұрын

@@LlamaBobby When Indy breaks through the wall and lands in the water he gets up and rubs his fingers together and says "Petroleum. I should sink a well down here and retire." He notices that the water is slick on top. There's also a spot that's bubbling where he sticks the cloth wrapped bone to light and use as a torch. That's a petroleum/oil spring or seep (probably a spring, because a seep would be unlikely to bubble like that). Kazim also lights the surface on fire, but only the surface, and Indy and Elsa are able to cover themselves with a casket to block the fire and swim down to safety. If it was all oil, they'd be incinerated, because it would all ignite. Also petroleum is dark brown/black and opaque. Their clothes, hair, and faces would be covered in a thick layer of the stuff, and we wouldn't be able to see any of their bodies under the surface when they're hiding in the casket. We also wouldn't be able to see Indy at all when he swims down.

@barbiquearea 3 ай бұрын

I like how Donovan doesn't even question Elsa when she just randomly picks a random golden cup. He was so sure it was the grail that he didn't force her or Indy to take a sip first.

@eclipsehorse8693 3 ай бұрын

yeah, it's the holy Grail. not a dishwasher five minutes before closing at Sears :)