Destroy All Humans 2 (2006) - All Cutscenes

[@lepermessiah2608]

Looking back, these games had a lot of dialogue that I didn't get as a kid.

[@EyeofKoruption]

"the package"

[@EduardoTorelly]

me too, but mayabe tis was because english is not my first language

[@shinozu]

@@EduardoTorelly You're doing half-decent speaking English. Speaking 2 languages is hard so I commend you

[@EduardoTorelly]

thank you @@shinozu

[@Kez_DXX]

So many references to pop culture, politics of the timeline, and adult jokes... "You realize the player's in the kitchen making nachos at this point, right?" was a fun one. There was a couple lines from the first game I remember fondly. If you just leave the mothership menu alone, Pox gets very angry and is practically beating on the fourth wall like a pissed off orangutan.

[@entertainvids6072]

2:06:39 "HOLY CRAP! All this work, hours of gameplay, and you're tellin' me we FAILED?" This has and always will be my favorite piece of dialogue!

[@crispwhitesheets2175]

Wait do i know you?

[@pinstripecool34]

😂🤣

[@blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306]

You know, it's funny that I just realized that orthopox 13 is the same guy who voiced Zim from invader zim...

[@Avenger85438]

And the KGB agent at the start is voiced by Travis from No More Heroes.

[@jamesvernon2388]

and Rasputin from phyconauts

[@Netscav]

And Billy from Billy and Mandy

[@Fallout76_veteran]

I realized that after I played the game the watched I Vader zim when I was lil lol

[@Siktopath]

Are you pathetic human

[@SrChr778]

-known only as "The Package" (with Crypo smiling with a double thumbs up) That gets me every time.

[@DrCapy]

Russians: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@DrCapy]

@i hate anime bruh

[@DrCapy]

@i hate anime try to spell English correctly, then I'll choose a different meme 😉

[@DrCapy]

@i hate anime *surprised Pikachu face*

[@bigchungus4812]

@i hate anime shut up and go back to school you dumb lil kid

[@StillND]

We most definitely need a Destroy All Humans 2 Remake.

[@NinjaBoyTellEm92]

Still ND it’ll likely happen.

[@GalavantGaming]

We’ve already got the first one taken care of. #2 is most likely on its way☺️

[@ShadowBreaker52]

@@GalavantGaming imagine how good it'll look on next gen consoles!

[@stansmith5851]

I agree

[@primal9007]

Oh fuck yeah.

[@m.bailey9574]

I love it when crypto breaks the 4th wall "I made it to a second game!" Or something like that

[@Shadowlink4546]

Or when he asks about ninjas in 1969 and the answer is always just go with it, and who doesn't like ninjas.

[@powerhour8161]

"HOLY CRAP! all this work, hours of gameplay, and you're tellin' me we FAILED?" 2:06:40. Deadpool level wall-breaks here, boys.

[@pseudonayme7717]

Yeah, this and the first one are two of the funniest games ever made 😎

[@klonoaguntz8309]

This game is jam-packed with the one liner god himself, Krypto. Lets not forget Zim.

[@Cuboniix]

They got the perfect voice for the overlord scientist. Rest In Peace, Zim... We miss you...

[@Halostarrer78]

Don’t forget the remaster coming next year

[@DARKSOULPRIMEX]

And invader zim is coming back for a film. Have you been living under a rock mate?

[@Justaspacequeen]

They had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@bsgfan1]

Are you smoking something? Richard Horvitz is still alive and Invader Zim is getting a revival.

[@TheGrandOptimist95]

@@bsgfan1 No he's not lmao he's been dead dude.

[@Pizzazoomman]

27:21 when you’re having a serious conversation with your dad and he makes a dad joke

[@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495]

Your profile pic

[@elevenpoisons2484]

the way Pox screams "PAY ATTENTION!" is too good xD

[@acetrigger1337]

best. sequel. ever. and now we get a Remaster, life is good.

[@InfiniVid]

even better than that, they are remaking the game from scratch. that means the graphics look very nice, and the physics will be better aswell

[@endoskel9262]

Life can’t get any better Destroy all humans 2 reprobed: exists Life just got better

[@zyxelztrife2408]

1:00:41 *Typical Zim-Ranting.* 1:00:53

[@alexanderx33]

I'm in the computer DIB! I could kill you with a thought Muahhhahahaha!

[@ShackleYT]

1:38:00 My favourite part HOLY HOOKERS OF ARKVOODLE!

[@henryfanforever1414]

The way Crypto peeks around the corner when he says that makes it even better!

[@jimmyjumpcutdown1158]

1:28:36 When 5 year old you jumps off the couch and you land firmly.

[@lambra]

Winx Club 5 Years Later

[@lambra]

Huntik 5 Years Later

[@cleanserofnoobs4162]

This game was my childhood. Well, this and the first game. Also, as a side note, I have always noticed Ponzy's arm sticks out at 47:00. First time I played this game I thought it was an intentional clue that he and Natasha where working together in secrecy, but after I had beaten the game I realized it was a screwup by the developers.

[@InfiniVid]

Lol I didnt even notice that

[@anamericangrizzlybear8315]

I can’t help but think that Richard Steven took inspiration and tapped into his Zim role when voice acting Pox, you could honestly play a line from the show and someone who’s never watched Invader Zim would think it was from this game, they sound and act so similar I love it.

[@petelee2477]

Honestly I've never seen invader Zim until quite recently and the first thing I thought was "wait is that pox?"

[@josephcaldow7396]

The age I am now I can fully understand the ending now xD

[@Camo-un8ee]

Yep, I get it

[@fizzyweasels2515]

They f#cked boi

[@poisonweb773]

😖

[@The_Master_Chief_117]

I played this when I was seven I still understood

[@williamforney919]

@i hate anime Check 1:05. After the first game, Orthopox and Crypto were able to harvest the pure Furon DNA from American citizens. With that, the next Crypto clone was genetically altered to have genitals.

[@sbraypaynt]

12:41 I’m still astounded by how much expression and personality Crypto has even with these graphics

[@Davidofthelost]

D.DoT-Z he has those massive eyes, so he can be far more expressive than one of the humans. Mixed with the good writing makes him a great character. I’m excited to see the remake and see how well they do with making him more expressive and maybe add more missions for the fun.

[@InfiniVid]

They're using MotionCapture for the animation in the remake so crypto will be even better

[@radioactiverat8751]

Just finished this on PS4, just as fun as I remembered when I was a kid, but damn there are so many jokes I didn't get that I found much funnier now. Game feels much shorter now, but I don't know if that's because I used to piss around so much with the dislocator gun, or because I was a kid and time seems to move slower as a kid.

[@Robert53area]

Probably a littlw bit of both, and solving some of the puzzles was probably alot harder as a kid. As an adult problem solving comes much easier.

[@radioactiverat8751]

@@Robert53area Yeah, I recall the game being much harder. I beat the game and went... "Thats the moon missions?" Think I could count them all on one hand but I haven't touched DAH2 since.

[@InfiniVid]

Yes, pox sounds like invader zim. They are both voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz.

[@damirbabic8168]

it's the same voice actor but their personalities are so different it's so weird watching Pox

[@pseudonayme7717]

Richard Steven Horvitz impersonating Jack Nicholson tbp 😋

[@tgraz6751]

Were any of this series games put out for xbox 36o?

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

T graz they look too old for an Xbox 360

[@tgraz6751]

@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 I know,,I know,,but a 360 is all I got for right now..I saw the "remakes" look great!

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

I hope they remake this one too.

[@MyAccount217]

TheHylianJuggalo My thoughts exactly, this topped the first one in every way. If they remake it the same way they did the first game it would be ridiculous

[@TheCrippledEgg]

Yes! This deserves a remaster. It’s the best of the series.

[@devious1538]

@Youre Gonna Need a Bigger Boat You are fucking stupid.

[@bigchungus4812]

@Youre Gonna Need a Bigger Boat I would've liked to see it with the improved graphics and what not

[@jacktheflash8478]

Jesus you two

[@eduardomonoveson4881]

Mines Bigger. Even back in 2006 they had weewee jokes

[@cleanserofnoobs4162]

TrevorM17 "Ouch, my virgin ears."

[@cleanserofnoobs4162]

Eduardo Monoveson I guess so! I also heard Jesus Christ was pretty cool!

[@Panamaniax507]

are you like 10 or something?

[@axelramirez9074]

ShotgunGuiz why?

[@ellnats]

same with me and playing big willie

[@anthonyvtuber]

3:12 I don’t know why, but this was my favorite quote of the entire game.

[@bakeryamaker1025]

Cause you're racist

[@anthonyvtuber]

snowflake NPC I’m also pretty sure that’s not how it works. You see, I’m black and I actually found that quote very funny and badass. (Even as a child) I never thought of the line as a “offensive” term. These “racist” words you speak of doesn’t even mean much to me anymore- *_Just saying-_*

[@MyAccount217]

snowflake NPC Lmao your name

[@elevenpoisons2484]

@@bakeryamaker1025 monkeu refers to all humans in this game since we ALL evovled from them. you calling it racist means you think of a particular race when monkey is mentioned. now who's the racist again??

[@kitchenoven3606]

@@bakeryamaker1025 seems like you caught the big dumbass virus

[@somedudewhodraws9377]

Cryptos Voice Actor is so happy to have more lines n this game then 1st one. U can tell hes having a blast playing our favorite little Jackass :3

[@fidget0227]

Since I first played this game at the age of 8, I’ve had the line at 10:35 stuck in my head. If comes up whenever I least expect it to show.

[@PutrickStir]

19:31 one of my favorite back and fourths

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

To be honest this must be the best game out of all four of them in my opinion it's so fun to play and he has lots of great dialogue in the game and great missions

[@InfiniVid]

The remake for dah 2 is all but confirmed. Update: well not it is confirmed, looks awesome, and I absolutely can’t wait to play it

[@anthonywojtylko3219]

We need a trailer like now

[@wiktorshowtime8242]

We need a trailer like now

[@TemLightKiBlade]

We have a trailer like now

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

The itch the unbearable itch to fry some hippies!!!!

[@ellnats]

easy Cartmen

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

@@ellnats no man noo you dont understand their on my shit list right under racist and Nazis!!! Especially nazis......thank god for wolfeinstein it helps with the itch if only they added s lynch mob feature heh now i gotta get this game on psn to help with the itchy trigger finger!!!! Hang on krypto 138 im coming home!!!!

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Saxton Hale? Is that you?

[@gabrielperez9757]

@@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult same here

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

@@MisterJohnDoe SAXTON!!!! HHHHHAAAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!

[@mrdeadman3335]

21:05 I don't remember this part but it's cracking me up

[@wh3nderson95]

How is Crypto not a voice mod for Xcom 2?

[@victorkelp5154]

We need a mod for this

[@pseudonayme7717]

Just get the Jack Nicholson one, that's who he's impersonating(fantastically I might add) anyway 😃

[@cpt.scorpion1092]

36:37 I love the confused cop in the background 54:26 another confused cop in the background

[@Camo-un8ee]

I think that's interesting, they dont kill every human, and even work with em

[@dknighton100]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

True, they kind of rely on humans for their survival really.

[@elijahwatson3474]

They mostly control humans like cattle

[@pseudonayme7717]

Because Earth was seeded with pure Furon DNA. So they are really just helping us because we are their offspring 😁

[@myballzich3270]

If she says she is 18 you can’t just call her a lier that part got me lol

[@lambra]

Lol Funkeys

[@lambra]

Lol Robotics

[@tylermustardloooser386]

Oooo this takes me back to 2010

[@anamericangrizzlybear8315]

More like 2006 for me, I was but a babby

[@Mister.Rawgers]

Yeah more like 2006. I remember I was in 6th grade and loved playing this when I got home.

[@joseninoska]

The only time when me, an American, is rooting for the Soviet Union

[@Sovereign665]

Typical commie.

[@joseninoska]

@@Sovereign665 I'm a capitalist. I only root for the Soviets because they're fighting the aliens.

[@darthlazurus4382]

@@joseninoska Still, you're rooting for the KGB. Clearly your values are more fluid.

[@joseninoska]

@@darthlazurus4382 maybe I'm just rooting for Russians. I still I've America and I'll never be a commie but when it comes to humanity vs aliens, humanity is my choice, no exceptions

[@conservativedemocracyenjoyer]

Or for human supremacy over aliens?

[@angelafloyd4780]

White Ninja: Allies. Black Ninja: Enemies.

[@fidget0227]

Light side of the force: Good Dark side of the force: Bad

[@JLPerryTV]

Yin and yang

[@johnmoo8072]

Damn what a fun game, brings back memories :,3

[@newman6434]

"The Package" xD

[@ellnats]

1:59:06 i understood that reference

[@storyman385]

Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana Ok now I’m blind here what’s the reference

[@deadstig345]

@@storyman385 pox has no body and Crypto says no BODY cares for him, referencing he has no body

[@swervingactor1833]

@@deadstig345 u mean a joke😅😅😅

[@elevenpoisons2484]

Pox's reaction tho lol "I loathe you.."

[@Gat720Dua]

A metaphorical heart or a literal one? You can never tell with aliens.

[@TheFunVideoz]

9:13 when you smoke a pack of cigarettes every hour

[@elevenpoisons2484]

some women down the street do be soumding like that tho

[@elevenpoisons2484]

they're usually the omes who ask me for a light then invite me into a rambling conversation

[@GenericProtagonist7]

"Savages. Degenerates! There's only one way to deal with such men; Revolution." This game is making me root for the USSR, that's something.

[@darkemerl3603]

Lmao, I was too young to get half of these jokes when I played this old gem.

[@SamDeMonic]

"Last time ill open up to you people..."

[@lRlElD]

so the aliens learned how to speak murican. makes this game funnier.

[@ryand1683]

Man this game was the shit when I was a kid: i'm so glad the new one is coming out.

[@sheparedcomanderN7]

hell yeah brother

[@sheparedcomanderN7]

hell yeah brother

[@noideaforaname991]

Destroy all humans 2 deserves a remake as well

[@drumcorps0junkie]

I love the concept of this game.

[@fist-of-doom487]

I love the naming conventions of the series. The alien races are named after emotions. Fruons= Fury and Blisk=Bliss. The Fruon names themselves are all named after diseases. Cryptosporidium is also commonly known as Diarrhea. Pox should be obvious, but they also have a Janitor named Gastro and an emperor named Meningitis.

[@theTrevorluck]

2:12 when your father wants to beat you but you got his gun

[@notsocaringwolf.3763]

Lol!

[@scottyoshihara2458]

Interesting how the Soviet Union knew about the Furons.

[@bladeranne5005]

In the first game Majestic too already knew about them just not much

[@elijahwatson3474]

They were told about the Furons by the martians.

[@roarkedunn2688]

1:34:07 thats how i was concieved!

[@PerkinsVR]

ive never thought about how all the humans crypto works with have little to no objections to his wanton disregard for human life.

[@remobothic]

Wanton.

[@PerkinsVR]

@@remobothic okay, im gonna thank you for that one, cuz i feel pretty dumb about it. I'm also gonna edit and correct it though, no shame.

[@remobothic]

Don't worry about it, pobody's nerfect

[@wiktorshowtime8242]

Wanton.

[@rustyshackleford2479]

I am so glad they used the voice actor for Invader Zim as Pox.

[@Ubelhardt]

9:30 why does he sound like shaggy? lmao

[@bakeryamaker1025]

Not really

[@RamsTheNameCom]

@OsamaBeenLagging The Magikarp ....To me he just sounds like a Jack Nicholson impersonator 24/7..... I think that was their intention for the Alien's voice. Edit: (time key was a bit off).... No, he just sounds like Chris Farley.

[@ArnoldTohtFan]

2:20 what a fucking badass!

[@rejz123]

Not gonna lie. As a kid I didnt realise krypto was fighting Russians, legit thought it was the CIA

[@NobleWolf33]

LMFAO same 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 i literally just realized that

[@Kernowparadise]

Same here

[@wiktorshowtime8242]

Same here

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

I mean,poisoning the air and population of the US ? Sounds exactly like the CIA

[@poisontitan9313]

This game was my childhood

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Same

[@michaeliv284]

She asked if Crypto's saucer could get them to the moon? Did she think he was just a very ugly looking American!? OF COURSE, THEY CAN GET TO THE MOON! He is from another freaking galaxy!! Channelled my inner Orthodox there

[@smithwesson1896]

Pox

[@sbraypaynt]

“Quantum Radiation” Don’t even

[@RedRum957]

Who is here knowing DAH 2 Reprobed is coming in 2021/2022? :D

[@henryfanforever1414]

Me!

[@ChazMcGutter]

I randomly skip to 1:20:31 and get hit with an Abbot and Costello reference. Nice.

[@irongeneral7861]

1:28:36

[@elementz124]

Destroy all humans 1: I don't got a penaynay Destroy all humans 2: I want to use my penaynay

[@jacquifougere1365]

my first 100% on ps2. this game was hands down best in series and it leaves me with so many happy memories

[@73kenkel]

Lucky alien bastard

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Holy cow... This game is unabashedly offensive, and I love it!

[@TheTyphoon365]

2 hours of cutscenes?! God I miss old games

[@Halostarrer78]

TheTyphoon365 remaster

[@TheTyphoon365]

@@Halostarrer78 yep

[@JLPerryTV]

1:12:53 But Crypto can read minds 🤪

[@alex4766]

27:10 Best part.

[@iamsinistar8971]

I am so glad they made a Remake. I missed Crypto and Pox so much that i binge watched Invader Zim just to get my alien invasion kicks.

[@jasonvoorheesv1nce904]

2:21 that's what he said

[@sycho-tech5104]

Oh the member berries! I freaking love this game!

[@DrFly-26]

This and the first one remind me of back in the day when I was 11 and 12. Miss these games I need to get them again

[@TheToastPeople]

GIVE ME VODKA - OR GIVE ME DEATH 2:04:30

[@swervingactor1833]

Nikolia🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Warfrae]

I’m hoping this one gets a remake as well, this is my fav

[@matchc0635]

Local alien invade earth only to attend a youth cultural festival at bay city.

[@Coleorton7]

Feminists would HATE Crypto

[@primal9007]

Oh they would not only hate Crypto but the company who made DAH too cause they gave birth to one of gaming's most hilarious, anger filled, sexist, jackass alien to grace this earth with his hilarious dialogue.

[@bayl2329]

The best sequel ever. I really hope this one will get a remaster too after the DAH 2020 remake, if it becomes successful.

[@InfiniVid]

the trailer has been getting alot of views, so hopefully alot of people play it and its $40 ($30 on steam) so people will see its not as expensive as other new releases and buy it

[@Muzzle1300]

Wow now being older I understand 100% of the jokes and references that flew over my 10 year old mind. This stuffs gold.

[@pinstripecool34]

Ikr

[@wiktorshowtime8242]

Ikr

[@Josh-cv7gt]

37:22 That One Police That Has No Idea Whats Goin On Anymore

[@NodDisciple1]

1:08:48 What does "natch" mean?

[@InfiniVid]

It means "naturally" Atleast that's what Google says

[@starbonnie552]

There's a separate cutscene when entering Bongwater's lair if you do it through the tunnel. It's just Crypto looking behind himself to see the doors shut but still it's there.

[@privatedonut2914]

Why do I get the feeling that his glass isn't filled with milk from a cow....

[@ThatOneGuyjurassicing]

Zims new desgin looks great

[@angelafloyd4780]

[1:13:49] What you say?!?!

[@angelafloyd4780]

[2:13:14] This too?

[@Renault-v10]

1:28:08 me when I preordered destroy all humans remake

[@TaccRaccoon]

Radiation

[@ledbullet100]

2:14:58 did he seriously just ridicule Neil Armstrong?

[@beamyolive7094]

This game is the best in the series. I hope they do a remake for this too.

[@subscorpion9560]

Is it weird that I like this game more than the first one? I like Natalya as Crypo's human ally and lover, the blisk as the big bads, and James Bond-esque plot. with the remake I sorta like both equally XD

[@InfiniVid]

Alot of people seem to like the 2nd game more than the first.

[@subscorpion9560]

@@InfiniVid can't wait for the remake of part 2. wonder how the blisk, Natalya, and Milenkov will look like

[@bernardotorres5274]

@@InfiniVid That’s when you know you made a great sequel.

[@m.s.e.advanced2842]

You guys think they'll remaster this one next?

[@InfiniVid]

If it sells well then yes

[@notsocaringwolf.3763]

I hope so.

[@bluesnake1713]

I just hope they keep the dialogue options if they remake the second.

[@Mothman452]

They made the first one to remake and hope they made this one into this one into remake

[@lambra]

Destroy All Humans! 3 Remake

[@lambra]

Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Burger Restaurant Remake

[@Kaiser1873]

Revolution, Comrades!

[@RaptorEffect95]

1:28:35 *C L U N K*

[@moderncommando]

Destroy All Humans had a story? i forgot everything. i thought u just destroy all humans

[@MisterJohnDoe]

...

[@gagejohnathan9641]

Basically it starts off with Crypto having to Get as much human brains as possible due to humanity in the world of Dah Having strands of Furon DNA in them, reason being because the furons can no longer reproduce normally. Due to cloning wiping out their Genitalia.

[@Vaksharules1999]

GOD I can't wait to see how the remake portrays characters like Coyote Bongwater, Premier Milenkov, the Blisk mutants, and the Blisk.

[@bernardotorres5274]

I more excited to see the Blisk. They designs scared me when I was kid, I hope the remake designs look as scary.

[@alpharius2802]

The remake of this will be fun

[@InfiniVid]

I hope they do it. The devs for the remake said they would love to work on it but it’s up to thqnordic

[@MisterJohnDoe]

12:35 I never understood this when I was a kid, but only now that I realize the reason Coyote Bongwater does this was that he's possibly a Vietnam veteran. Also damn I miss this game.

[@OrangePixelJuice]

I hope this game also gets remade and remastered like the first. Would be so interesting to see what THQ would change and add

[@InfiniVid]

I see them making the multiplayer online and not having that annoying leash that prevents the 2 players from walking more that 10 feet apart from eachother

[@legalcur91skrzypek27]

23:50 " Violent vixens! Vroom Vroom!" XD 😂🤣 XD 😂