Why I RAN AWAY from My Mozambique Airlines Flight 🇲🇿✈️

[@AdamJ09303]

Noel talking bad about the guy next to him while hes sitting right there was savage 😂😂

[@goytabr]

Maybe he doesn't understand English. It wouldn't be difficult for Noel to deduce what was happening even if the conversation was totally in Portuguese.

[@mlissabaker864]

Yes! For a moment I was thinking...is there a different guy on a different "next to him" because he can't be talking to the man right there. But he was! 😂

[@whiskers78753]

Airplane noise made it impossible for him to hear what he was saying.

[@jsinclair814]

Haha - blurs him out and then you can see him in the reflection of the TV screen 😄

[@fjphoto23]

No its a different guy. He clearly said the husband and wife each had window seats.

[@barna474]

14:21 As the flight was chartered to EuroAtlantic, the EuroAtlantic crew will conduct all safety and security duties as they are rated on the type and in the aircraft country of registration. The LAM crew will be there to conduct the service ONLY as they are not rated on the aircraft type/ the country it is registered. This happens frequently with many airlines that do not have direct partners when faced with fleet constraints

[@LukeSimmondsTravel]

Yep that will be it. TUI did it with Titan airways. TUI staff just did the trolley service

[@EastWestMangi]

Correct. When EuroAtlantic chartered to Air Niugini, Air Niugini flight crew provided services; EuroAtlantic crew provided safety announcements.

[@Ksiaz]

I flew once from Tbilisi to Yerevan on FlyOneArmenia...or was supposed to. We waited and waited and waited. Btw, I was the only non-local. (The locals in ex-Soviet countries usually think I am Estonian, Russian/other CIS or ex-Comecon)... And suddenly an unmarked aircraft (except a registration with a prefix I had never seen before) turned up at the gate. With an Armenian-Russian-BrokenEnglish-speaking crewmember for announcements and airplane plus rest of crew from Mongolian Cargo (!) Anyway there was no onboard service because TBS-EVN on a jet is a very short hop and I didn't mind who was who onboard since I could communicate with them all rudimentary in Russian... The Mongolian flight attendants were veeery cute and kind, btw, and I now have a Mongolian Airways Cargo A-320 safety card in my collection 🤭

[@therealauspol]

I'd done exactly the same thing in Guangzhou in China. I was flying with China Southern, and was supposed to connect through Guangzhou on a flight to Beijing, and then meet up with some friends and then we'd be catching an overland train to a 3rd city. Our flight was delayed due to weather and we missed the connection so they put us on buses and sent us to a hotel. Next morning on route back to the airport, they were trying to shepherd everyone back through an express security section (to reboard the flight and continue to Beijing) and I said I just needed to use the bathroom, ducked away from the group, got down to the train station and hopped on an express bullet train to the next city to meet my friends and ended up getting there 2hrs early! Fate has a funny way of working sometimes

[@RussianSevereWeatherVideos]

You got -100500 social credit and you're not on a wanted list for the re-education camps :D

[@punkstatic87]

I always wondered if this works! My question is, do you forfeit your return flight if you skip your connection? Or was there no return flight?

[@jermwerty]

@@punkstatic87 US-based airlines will cancel the entire reservation if you miss any leg generally by default. But how it works in the rest of the world? Anyone's guess!

[@therealauspol]

@@punkstatic87 depends on the fare rules. It's different for every airline, and then also class-type of ticket. Generally it's a no-no and airlines will either contact you for a please explain or simply cancel the rest of the fair outright. During my layover I checked the fare rules and it said there was no charge or penalties for cancelling legs of the flight so I got out unscathed

[@punkstatic87]

@@therealauspol oh thats great luck! Thanks for the info! Very insightful :)

[@CraziiTiger]

This video shows why not checking in bags really does help!

[@stephenj4937]

Which works until you are in the last boarding group, the bins are full, and you are required to gate check to your final destination.

[@qbi4614]

@@stephenj4937 only in cattle class

[@Sibyltec]

@@stephenj4937never had that happen, have you ever heard of skiplagged?

[@Roadent1241]

People usually pack spares in their hand luggage anyway? So yeah you might only have a day's worth of clothes but...?

[@ToddBinNM]

"Arrive to survive " What's the worst that could happen anyway ? ...

[@sddsddean]

Next week: Noel is arrested at the gate by the the Jo'burg rozzers and thrown in the local jail. That will be an interesting loo review!! 😁

[@99fededav]

Noel is an egoist. All the other pasengers of the LAM flight will have even more delay if he is away suddenly and the crew is trying to find him to continue the flight.

[@PeterBren]

Oh dear they will take away his option of a taxi ride ro a 5 star hotel, and in the morning, a taxi to the airport to book an overpriced scheduled flight back to the UK, which is what happened when a Greyhound trip was cancelled. There is no risk for this fraud.

[@g_pazzini]

right. i was wondering if it’s legal to escape from a flight because there’s a security measure and risk for that case

[@alvodka]

They’ll mistake him for the caretaker in his window seat and won’t even notice! It’s essentially a charter with 2 flight crews after all.

[@bradmikkelsen8960]

@@g_pazziniit is perfectly legal.

[@ourhandsaretied]

Love how you were shit talking the guy next to you while he was in the shot XD

[@edwardleggett8651]

Lived in Mozambique for 4 months, LAM was commonly known as 'Late And Maybe'. Good to see they are keeping up the reputation!

[@MagoLP]

To be fair, fog with zero visibility is a valid reason for a diversion.

[@QuicknStraight]

Fog is hardly their fault.

[@StephenMattinson-t2o]

Or ' Lost around Mozambique' Actually used to fly them on domestic flights from Maputo to Beira and Quelimane. Never had any problems.

[@JohnWickland]

Similarly, Alitalia (when it existed) was "Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival" !

[@dutchsailor6620]

TAP Portugal: Take Another Plane.

[@jonasuk]

I saw a documentary about the Tenerife airport disaster (1977) and it was a similar situation concerning an escape. A KLM 747 headed for nearby Gran Canaria was diverted, along with many other planes to Tenerife. A woman tour-guide who actually lived on Tenerife also did an "escape" from the rest of the passengers and left the airport, instead of getting back on that ill-fated plane which would soon smash into a Pan AM 747 with a 100% fatality rate. She is effectively the only survivor from the KLM plane. Of course both Tenerife and Gran Canaria belong to Spain, so there was no way they could have legally forced her back onto the plane but in any case I think when there are diversions many air restrictions can be waived, though you don´t want to take the risk that the staff will still insist you getting back on.

[@stevenroshni1228]

that woman came to my mind as well.

[@jakolu]

It's interesting that with international flights sometimes an "escape" is needed. Whereas for a domestic flight a traveler can simply choose not to travel. Realistically, unless immigration regulations/restrictions are involved, at traveler can simply refuse to board and just leave the airport. If immigration restrictions are involved, refusing to board would likely lead to forced boarding or deportation later on.

[@dtac_10_29]

I used to station in Durban for work. I had a colleague back then whom was previously living in Maputo. He told me LAM stands for Lost Around Mozambique 🤣

[@mjohnson6841]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JP-vk9iq]

I traveled around South Africa and Mozambique about 10 years ago, heard the same acronym for LAM. We were told to avoid the airline.

[@cbiasizzo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@russellwilson6193]

I used to station in Durban, looks like you forgot one word 🚉

[@TangerineTulip]

😂 excellent 😊

[@SSofIreland]

Since I was curious and looked it up myself: EuroAtlantic are a Portuguese charter airline who apparently specialise in wet-lease operations like this one.

[@boljef1]

You were unbelievably lucky to escape and take the flight out

[@NickMJ050158]

When you were offered “lamb” perhaps they meant “LAM” which specialises in Octopus as the main dish!

[@alangaming2003]

Erm two days ago when it just uploaded today

[@reamick]

@@alangaming2003 Patreon people get advance access

[@spare7230]

​@@alangaming2003 Members get to watch videos early.

[@sharikulislam6232]

@@alangaming2003 Members get to watch early.

[@davidb.wilson4728]

Appreciate how kind and patient you are, even when people suck. Good work!

[@borenkd]

Me watching Noel eat Octopus on an airplane: “NOEL DID YOU NOT WATCH YOUR LAST EPISODE??”

[@subi924]

tbh seafood in Portugal is supposed to be very good

[@daigriffiths399]

@@subi924 It is - take it from me!

[@MayimHastings]

Lol I was thinking the same thing! 🦠🚽🐙

[@prometheustv6558]

@@subi924airplane food is airplane food

[@Craig-dr7gl]

Ha I thought the same thing. There is zero chance I'm ever eating very fishy smelling octo on a random charter airline.

[@cbiasizzo]

The meal looks like Octopus!! When I was a flight attendant, catering did that to us too! They put the wrong labels, or they gave us the wrong carts. The manifest would tell us what the meal options are. But when we open the cart, surprise!!! Worse, during covid we were no longer allowed to remove the foil to check for mistakes.

[@PedroBentoIT]

Tha looked like Polvo à Lagareiro and it's delicious!

[@cyrilkatatak2267]

I love how Noel says "that's okay" when it's clearly not.

[@NorthernMike-1]

He’s like the British Chap on the movie European Vacation!

[@andrebaumbach9447]

It's called passive aggression.

[@rowleyma]

Then at the end of the video he says things always workout for the best.

[@tedbell4416]

Most people are like that. Not everyone blows their top and goes crazy because when you do things just get even worse.

[@seditiouswalrus]

@@andrebaumbach9447 yeah if you are going to b1tch about something at least have the decency to be direct and upfront.

[@geanettepartington691]

The suspense was killing me. So glad you made it to your next pit-stop. Love your sense of humor, despite tricky situations.

[@eaubert1]

We've all been there before: when the airline and the ground staff don't have their shit together, don't expect them to notice when one of the passengers goes missing!

[@PoliticalDestruction]

I can only imagine the chaos and subsequent delay that would happen when they go to count passengers to reboard..

[@waynetompkins3006]

In developing countries they probably just shrug.

[@michaelearlgrey]

They probably didn't care at all.

[@lynseynicholson6640]

​@PoliticalDestruction so long as he gets his extra couple of hours in a lounge eh... in his words, "nevermind" to the rest of them

[@horseathalt7308]

@@waynetompkins3006 This. They don't have the organization skills to bother.

[@worldtraveler84]

Just wanted to say that I love how your always able to silo your opinions about the different aspects of the airlines you review and not let your disappointment in one area carry over into other areas in a bias way. I feel like a-lot of travel content creators don’t do that. They have a bad check in experience for example and you can just tell they are carrying that negative attitude throughout the rest of the video. 🤦‍♂️

[@d.jensen5153]

Sorry I'm allowed only one upvote. That sort of petulant behavior is a major problem in 21st Century.

[@Muzakman37]

That's human nature, to override it is a real skill which Noel manages to navigate. He's mentally tough.

[@Hrafnskald]

Awesome case of unintentional reverse skiplag. Not going to lie, I watched the video to the end to see if you got tackled by security after saying things work out in the end... ;)

[@jaquelinerondel4877]

I was expecting something like that. He is now missing in action with 2 countries looking for him😅😅😅

[@joegrim8322]

First all, you are always so gracious to airline personnel. Considering the seat change, inop IFE and the unwanted octopus, you continue to smile and carry on with good cheer! As a retired 33 year airline crew member, you are too good to be true! Now as for entering the Republic of South Africa without going through customs/Immigration and disappearing from your Maputo flight, I will be anxious to see if that set off any alarms. I hope all went well! I'll be at the edge of my lie flat seat until the next episode!!

[@noelphilips]

I had my boarding pass already for the next (international) flight so I didn’t need to enter SA, I stayed airside. Also they ended up canceling the flight entirely and putting other passengers on another airline to Maputo so they weren’t looking for me

[@joegrim8322]

@@noelphilips Oh thank goodness! I'd hate to see some fine or country ban! You really are terrific!

[@quokkakola1722]

Middle seat guy just woke up and chose violence that day. WHO CHOOSES MIDDLE SEAT OVER WINDOW IN A 1-2-1 CONFIG? What a weirdo.

[@QCCatPlanes]

That airline appears to kick passengers from window seats so they can give them to crew instead. That is disgusting behavour of the airline. The customer should come first

[@CallieMasters5000]

He just wanted to sit next to Noel. 😳

[@sigmahyperion955]

@@QCCatPlanes Airlines are required (by EASA/FAA regulations) to rest crew on medium-/long-haul flights in lie-flat seats. And, to utilize the blackout curtains (also a requirement), a window seat is required because there's no way to partition the middle seat with a curtain.

[@thieflooter1904]

I have done this before. I was the highest status with an airline and I didn't want to give up my seat because they have the status written by seat number and for me service was more important than a view i've already seen.

[@dbw1114]

That guy probably also choses the urinal next to someone when there are many others available.

[@paulatha7824]

Noel making it clear he’s not in to the swinging scene 🍍🍍😂😂

[@yabattler]

I bet there's a good story about how he found out what the pineapple means 🤣

[@ahmedkamalhasin2070]

Wow I never made that connection lol. I always thought he was referring to the popular myth that Pineapple makes a certain stuff taste better hahaha.

[@RussianSevereWeatherVideos]

Neither is he in the tentacle pr0nz business it seems.

[@georgeprout42]

​@@yabattlerThere was an article on the BBC news website a few weeks ago, so it's probably quite a dull story...

[@Jglendab8153]

When I worked at a major airline, the crew weren't assigned to a seat that was assigned to a fare paying passenger. One thing that I enjoy about what you do, you will adventure into interesting places that are not the common places people travel to.

[@TaliyahP]

That and I can certainly say that as someone who flies every single day, I could care less about a window seat.

[@leointhesky1320]

When a 767 flies international, the crew gets a seat in the cabin because 767 does not have crew rest bunks. Remember he stated originally he was supposed to be on a 777 and it was downgraded to a 767. However his seat was not changed at time of check in. Not until he got to the gate. I worked for a major airline at the ticket counter and gates for 9 years and now a flight crew for 10 years.

[@verabolton]

Why does the crew need a window seat when they ought to sleep anyway? 🧐

[@ArthurTanner-d7s]

@@verabolton They don't have to sleep, merely rest, and giving them a window seat means they're less likely to be disturbed by a passenger net to them.

[@verabolton]

@@ArthurTanner-d7s Right. And they didn't know they'll need a crew before selling the tickets 🤦‍♀

[@jasonwelle]

The EuroAtlantic crew is onboard for safety purposes. Essentially they operate the doors in an emergency. The LAM crew is there for the inflight service. That's often how these arrangements work.

[@SleepNeed]

Regarding the inflight meal: You know what they say, octopus is the lamb of the sea... if it had eight arms, was a predator, a beak, and you've never seen a sheep.

[@thijsdejong7355]

Noel makes a run for it. This could turn into a Netflix series.

[@noelphilips]

😂

[@masksoferis]

Yup; "Noel on the LAM".

[@landmarkcreations1183]

So glad that worked in your favor! Great video Noel!

[@retro5945]

watching your videos has made me respect airplanes in general way more. its insane how in depth some of them get.

[@waynej747]

The LAM crew are there for customer service, the Euro crew are there for flight safety. Ultimately the Euro crew would be in charge of the flight.

[@ParumPirum]

So the Africans took care of the customer service? Wrong dish, horrible octopus, disgusting breakfast, broken screen. Makes perfect sense.

[@jakolu]

@@ParumPirum I mean, the plane (and IFE system) probably are from EuroAtlantic, so if it doesn't work the LAM crew can't do anything about it. As for the catering, it depends on who handled/provided that, FA's probably have no influence but the airline (LAM) is more directly responsible for this one. It seems strange to me that they bother to put their own crew on board, as I'd think it more efficient to let the wet lease crew handle that

[@horseathalt7308]

@@ParumPirum No surprise is it? lol

[@Phili2012]

Yes, it’s a wet lease. So theoretically you shouldn’t have to add more crew, but obviously they had to. The LAM staff would still have to help with evacuation etc.

[@luanacardoso9132]

@@ParumPirumIn cases like this with ACMI wet leases, it means EuroAtlantic is in charge of the aircraft and the safety procedures, therefore the screen/IFE issue is EuroAtlantic’s fault. Meanwhile service and catering is done from the client’s side, hence LAM, so the awful choices of food (especially for business class) is on LAM’s fault. Hope this helped!

[@cookiesup2music]

that "lamb" (octopus) you ate is an popular portuguese dish known as "polvo à lagareiro" -- personally, one of my favorite portuguese dishes. being served something like that on a plane blows my mind... looks much better than the typical microwaved lean cuisine prision meal.

[@Thesmellofrain-h6o]

I can’t wait to hear how the rest of your trip goes. You seem to have “escaped”, so far… My best wishes to you & your family! Happy travels!!! Thank you for all you do-

[@Uklover05]

My face when I saw a Swedish security guard on the thumbnail lol

[@suefitz2498]

Woohoo 🙌 Noel, it’s always exciting to see what’s going to happen to you each episode. I think that flights is definite for locals, the food being the biggest give away. I loves that you could escape and not have to go re do the flight. ❤❤❤

[@raj-h1k4o]

This is my favourite channel out of all the others. It's so relaxing and entertaining and humourus and educating all in one. Thanks Noel 👍

[@noelphilips]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@seanodonnell460]

Yeah it's funny. Noel isn't the type of person I'm usually drawn to but it just feels like comfort food to me. Noel is also real and I guess the fact that even when he is flying "fancy class" he doesn't play it up and is the same person he always is. This, Mentour Pilot and the Why Files are my current YT comfort food. The news channels have been far too depressing lately.

[@surf6009]

Thanks for adventure. Noel once again showing us what business travelers go through.

[@alisonlepley666]

“Be kind to one another “ …hang on didn’t you just slag off that other passenger !😂

[@Sledgeh101]

Virtually everything is crap on the flight. Noel: But hey, anyway... Noel, you are too kind.

[@rollingtroll]

He's just very British :D.

[@TheLibermania]

It's called sarcasm.

[@rollingtroll]

@@TheLibermania No, no it's not in this case.

[@trebilicious]

It made for a more unusual story to share on KZbin, so it's probably a net win for him in terms of viewership and corresponding revenue. I have no clue why KZbin recommended this videos to me but here I am.

[@toffifee9585]

​@@trebilicious well if you commenting, you will get even more videos😅

[@monikaunterwegs7960]

I really like you positivity about the situation. Others would have complained about everything and you were like: "Things always happen for a reason"

[@Deborah-so8mv]

I would have complained about the octopus.

[@cplcabs]

@@Deborah-so8mv it seems to be additional to the lamb. If you notice, there is a bone on the plate as well.

[@nursiebelle]

McDonalds lounge sounds luxurious

[@CAHSR2020]

Better food than 90% of post-pandemic biz lounges with generic pantry trash.

[@Muzakman37]

Your food items even come individually wrapped!

[@nursiebelle]

@@Muzakman37 😂🤣😂

[@tedbell4416]

I bet each nugget has its own flag

[@ndegepilot]

Wow! Good thing you only had carryon luggage. Having checked luggage would have seriously complicated you escape maneuver. Glad it worked out....

[@melvinklassen]

If there was a checked bag, and the bag's owner did not re-board, would the airline be required to remove the checked bag from the airplane, because "unaccompanied" luggage (a bomb?) is prohibited from being carried? Also, if there was a checked-bag that was tagged to Noel's final destination (Jo'burg ?), the airline's responsibility is to carry it there. Granted, it may take a week for the airline to reroute it to Jo'burg, and to notify Noel of its final location. Noel did say that he had another flight (on another airline?) that day. Noel may have needed to eventually physically return to Jo'burg to claim his bag. So, not having any checked bags was the key to this "escape".

[@Mike-hm2gc]

You’re so awesome Noel! Amazing video.

[@noelphilips]

Thanks so much!

[@george_8825]

I had a very similar situation happen to me a while back. Was scheduled to fly from St Louis to Orlando but a snow storm rolled into St Louis and grounded nearly all outbound flights, including mine. I was stuck in the airport until I saw a flight to Fort Myers was scheduled to leave. I needed to be back in Florida asap, so I switched from Orlando to the Fort Myers flight. We took off out of St Louis and then after a few hours they announced that they would need to make an early landing due to the “Lavatory being frozen.” And guess where we had to land, Orlando. 😂

[@noelphilips]

😂

[@gideonsternfeld9555]

It's rather disrespectful for an airline to move a passenger from a window seat to designate it as a crew rest seat. The crew could have perfectly rested in the middle seat, rather than moving a paying passenger from their chosen seat to that middle seat.

[@Chipndales]

It’s probably a privacy/legal thing, on top of that crew rest is probably the pilot(s). Do you want your pilot possibly not getting enough sleep or being disturbed? Just a thought

[@davidwarren202]

@@Chipndales You are correct

[@Chipndales]

@@davidwarren202 look I really don’t want to be in a pressure vessel at 35000 feet going 500mph. The last thing I want is the guy in control not feeling 100% ready for that task. Too many crashes are pilot error already

[@bigwangmark]

I don't understand why the captain could not use the crew sleeping areas all these wide body planes have. Some have sleeping crew areas above the cabin space and others below the cabin space.

[@andrew_ray]

@@bigwangmark Maybe because the plane apparently had a double crew?

[@kimberlywoodbury1739]

My flight to the United States Virgin Islands was diverted to Puerto Rico because of very bad weather. After spending two nights in PR, I was sent a notice that I had been rebooked to the British Virgin Islands. It took two hours of them saying “we are allowed to rebook you anywhere within 40 miles of your original destination” and me saying “not if it’s another whole country, and an island - am I supposed to swim home if I ever get out of immigration jail?” before they re-rebooked me to the USVI, the next day.

[@toddmurphy523]

When Noel was taking off, how many became transfixed on the swirly thing in the engine than watching the scenery go by...? 👀

[@Bad_Drivers_Caught_On_Dashcam]

Me! It can be a sign of autism. I have Asperger's....a mild form of autism, and one of the signs is a tendency to fixate on small moving details rather than the overall scene. I do this all the time.

[@Roadent1241]

What IS the swirly thing in the engine? I assume it's to know if the.... Rotor is going or not?

[@_Jester_]

@@Roadent1241 Alerting ground crew of the running engine and to stay well clear. It's basically to visualize the spinning turbine in a very noisy environment.

[@RussianSevereWeatherVideos]

@@Bad_Drivers_Caught_On_Dashcam Can confirm!

[@johnsmith-ht3sy]

Spinning yo yo was actually a WW 2 German invention. Seen on many WW 2 film footage of Luftwaffe fighters, mostly ME 109 and Focke Wolf.

[@Jeng4280]

That was quite an escape!! Loved the video as always and looking forward to next week’s adventure.😁

[@caralhoguy]

‘Come and fly with us!’ Noel: 🏃🏃🏃

[@clairedobson2240]

😂😂😂

[@adamhowell1135]

You’re a brave man, Noel Philips! When I was flying globally for work I always wanted all the Is dotted and Ts crossed before setting out. This trip in particular featured some elements that would have been my worst nightmare. Seat change, bad food, diverted etc. Ugh! Love your vlogs! 👍🏻👍🏻

[@cinevasi]

Looks like Noel is dumping last week's Air India Chicken Tikka in the loo review. 😅

[@unleadedpetrol01]

That spicy turd

[@corwingarber]

amazing bashing the guy in the seat next to you with him right there listening haha so much more brave than me. good on ya

[@pffyespff]

That guy didn't hear a thing due to high noise level. Noel showed us once how silently he speaks IRL when discussing what mic he uses.

[@dancingrook8553]

no idea how it took me until Noel pointed it out in the Loo for me to realise that he had been wearing a shirt around the airport and plane with a Loo on it the whole time 🤣 what a legend

[@bloxoss]

Most excited I've been yet watching one of your vids, thanks for sharing! Glad you escaped that mess 😂😂

[@MyNameisReece]

Holy shit the great escape! Once again, you take these flights so we don't have to. Bloody champion!

[@calebmumby5803]

a very interesting video there Noel think you made the right decision running away from your flight! but yea a good video all round send my love to your family in Texas take care mate

[@laurentfischer6370]

Hello Noel The reason there was 2 set of crew is pretty simple LAM was there as service crew or representative and Eurotlantic was there for safety reason means they hold CCA ( Cabin crew attestation) who allowed them to operate on an European registered aircraft. It’s common in ACMI operation. Safe flights

[@scottevans2685]

TL;DR version: the African crew was too inexperienced and incompetent to be trusted by themselves.

[@XoxRed8xoX]

@@scottevans2685That’s not what was said at all. It’s a EuroAtlantic aircraft charted by Lam, but not reconfigured to a Mozambique registration. It’s Portuguese registered so a Portuguese crew have to be onboard for ensuring Portuguese safety standards are being met. Lam crew are there to ensure their service is being done per their standards. If anything, the TL;DR is: Lam needs to buy more planes.

[@martinkibata]

​​@@scottevans2685Read again what was said dimwit! You seem you could be an incompetent cabin crew if you were one!

[@GaryPotocki82]

I always apreaciate The subtle moment's of Noels wisecracks gets me chuckling belly laughing everytime. His animated practicality makes you feel like your there in Travel....

[@joescambait]

I would never eat anything with tentacles on an airplane

[@jumpinjehoshaphat1951]

If it's moving, you know it's fresh.

[@ArthurTanner-d7s]

I would never eat anything with tentacles anywhere.

[@davidtuer5825]

But would you eat it on a boat??

[@joescambait]

@@davidtuer5825 maybe some fried calamari

[@Michael0697]

​@@ArthurTanner-d7s Your loss. Octopus and squid are amazing. If you can justify eating fish there's zero difference except your preconceived prejudice and fear.

[@mderline4412]

*You gotta love it, when a plan comes together!*

[@Ksiaz]

Aaaah wonderful memories of the 1980s TV series, The A-Team!!! I Love It When a Plan Comes Together 😁

[@traciewinn8919]

The crew on Turkish Airlines tried to move us from our seats that we reserved and paid for as they wanted to sit there, I explained that we had paid for the seats, the stews weren't happy but fair play, their chief stew told them to sit elsewhere, it was just after Covid and they weren't doing any kind of service anyway

[@John.FreakingDoe]

I fly every year to Mozambique from Portugal and when I do, it's always with Turkish Airlines. I don't mind the time it takes to get to Mozambique compared with TAP/LAM. The price is cheaper and the service is far better than the other two companies.

[@Ksiaz]

But if something goes wrong with Turkish, good luck! (Cancelled flight, delayed flight, missed connection, lost baggage, change of aircraft type, delayed baggage, EU261 claim etc etc with Turkish means BIG PROBLEM) I know, I tried them once and NEVER AGAIN!!! Their cabin crews usually work hard but if something goes wrong, they are a mess!!

[@luiscosta9183]

Não acredito que fique mais barato fazer escala em Istambul do que ir diretamente de Lisboa para Maputo com a TAP.

[@yaronsteinbuch3956]

Noel stars in his own version of “The Great Escape!” 🗝️ ✈️

[@jj-if6it]

The ending is hilarious, I can imagine the crew calling for you later and wondering why the passenger list is missing a person

[@noelphilips]

I had my boarding pass already for the next (international) flight so I didn’t need to enter SA, I stayed airside. Also they ended up canceling the flight entirely and putting other passengers on another airline to Maputo so they weren’t looking for me

[@cypher686]

Lots of airports don’t have border force before getting to the departure hall (they would only have it before going to baggage claim). Also, a lot of airports disembark directly into the departure hall (Edinburgh, UK and Changi, Singapore spring to mind). So he may not have needed to clear security or immigration

[@maijo2597]

Yes, this seems to be a relatively modern thing, especially with big, hub-type airports such as Singapore and KL. But UK? Really? I fly fairly frequently and I am sure that LHR does not have mingling of arrival and departure. One of the extremely annoying consequences of having a mingling of arriving passengers and departing passengers is the need for a double security check. So you have to go though security at the entrance to airside and you have to do it all over again at the general departure gate area. Really, really annoying. Or maybe that is just me. 😐

[@thisismonitor4099]

But the main issue is whether he was flying internationally or not. If it was a domestic SA flight, then he would have needed to go through immigration first. If it is international then yes possibly he can claim he was transiting but at the very least there would have to be a security check.

[@007knick]

@@thisismonitor4099There might be security at the gate if you are on a connecting flight? Or it might be considered safe since you have been airside the entire time. He did mention in the video he was going to another country so I assume that means it was international.

[@colinbrown9549]

@@maijo2597 Can't speak for Heathrow, in 2016 I flew STL-BHX via IAD and CPH, at CPH I went straight to the BHX flight with no check, at BHX we went thru the EU arrivals for customs even though I originated in the US which seemed a bit odd to me

[@erwinkruger-haye2698]

@@007knick yip, so he would only go through x ray and metal detector . and all they check is boarding pass and passport correspond...not immigration...he never entered SA... same as flying via Dubai, which is like a Fedex for people, they just offload the planes, chuck the people into the mall, resort them and reload them... security checks, but no immigraotion/customs. you thus never enter Dubai.. just check names and boarding passes. Johannesburg is the hub for Southern Africa, so plenty people transit to Botswana, Namibia, Zim and Moz through it without actually entering SA... you stay airside..Same for most Hub airports...Only Heathrow caused an issue with terminal 5 , which is seperate, and requires immigration and transit visas. Mate of mine was detained at heathrow for 24 hrs cos his travel agent had booked a ticket via Heathrow without informing him ( or did not know the terminal 5 situation) of need for transit visa (South Africans require visas for UK) It is only when you change to a local flight that you exit customs/immigration and they just want to know that your passport and visa are in order...the assumption being that if you are airside that you came on a plane from somewhere..so immigration does in any country does not check your boarding pass...not their job. only possible to do what he did without a checked bag. Leaving a plane with a checked bag onboard SHOULD cause alarm bells. I once spent 3 hrs on the tarmac at Charles de Gaulle due to a miscount of the heads that ended in all bags being offloaded onto the tarmac and each of us having to put our bag onto the conveyor back into the plane. When no bags were left over , they recounted and found the error... no apology! Skiplagging is a thing , especially in USA, but on their internal flights.. I live in CapeTown and it is usually cheaper to fly to Venice in Italy via Dubai than it is to buy a ticket to Dubai...on the same plane...Vagaries of airline pricing.. I however would not try this stunt with the Dubai authorities 🤣and have thus been in Dubai on numerous occasions, but never entered it.

[@scowell]

Once I was delayed and missed a connection at Dulles... offered the next flight out in the morning, I declined and asked for the *last* flight out... then I spent the day at Udvar-Hazy, the premier airplane/space museum in the world! Sometimes things *do* work out, don't they?

[@Tristan-benge]

That was very lucky Noel

[@CGiles]

the way you were saying at the end how things work out for the best, i was expecting someone to place their hand on your shoulder and be like "you're nicked, mate" 😂😂

[@noelphilips]

😂

[@scottoftheworld]

I almost spat my drink out when that sheep popped up on the screen to baaaa at us. Thanks, Noel, HAHA. Nice getaway, though. Sometimes things do just work out like that :)

[@markiangooley]

Pineapples are stereotypically a symbol of hospitality. They’re also a symbol of Jensen Beach, Florida, which used to grow most pineapples for the Eastern Seaboard of the United States. Then a series of freezes and other disasters stopped that.

[@Roadent1241]

They're just a food. What's weird about them?

[@_Jester_]

@@Roadent1241 Not weird, but a symbol for some recreational activity without clothes.

[@Roadent1241]

@@_Jester_ I'd call that weird still. Unless it involves water or changing clothes you do 98% things with clothes on.

[@LMDetorie]

Google "pineapple swingers" and you'll learn a much different use of it as a symbol!

[@Cta2006]

EuroAtlantic Airways - Transportes Aéreos S.A., is a Portuguese Charter ACMI airline specialized in leasing and air charter

[@papasmurf1904]

Hey Noel......man, that was crazy! So glad it worked out well for you in the end! 👍😃

[@Airline_Nerd]

The McDonalds Lounge sounds amazing!!

[@frankbarr1101]

The more I watch your videos Noel, Josh's and a few others, the more I feel that almost invariably buying Business Class is a waste of money. How many videos have I seen now where the food is awful, the seat not perfect, the entertainment not working, the crew mediocre, where lounge access or fast track security is not part of the package! You simply do not get what you have paid for!

[@EventHorizon8-p3g]

Nowadays you fly business class to have half a chance at sleeping enough to power through the day and avoid bad jet lag. That's pretty much all to be honest. Yet business class fares are reaching outrageous levels.

[@CAHSR2020]

There are better airlines with better business class, but after the pandemic service took a dive and prices doubled. That's the problem.

[@alfrredd]

business is only worth the price in a handful of airlines.

[@pffyespff]

Main reason for flying business class is flexibility. Meeting with someone has been canceled? You can fly home early, or if things take longer than planned you can fly later. These tickets are easy to change and rebook and there's usually seats available in biz class on flights.

[@bettinaceciliasilveira5773]

Business or Premium Economy = better/comfier seat....

[@abubakrarfala]

noel was so scared but he offerd himself to do it respect💗

[@cardiac19]

Rule 16. Better to seek forgivness than ask permission. Gratz on your escape.

[@leonpapadopoulos9798]

You rebel, you! Your escape from the diverted flight was daring and very entertaining! Looking forward to the next segment from Johannesburg, very keen to see where you flew to next. Honestly, you didn't miss anything by not seeing Maputo airport and you may just not be allowed to go back there after LAM views your video, but then why would you bother anyway?

[@SaugotChowdhury]

25:18 golden words ❤

[@Taketimeout3]

Ill scratch flying over Maputo at night off my bucket list. Thanks for the testing it for me, Neil

[@awdrifter3394]

7:40 That's what airlines are doing now, they are splitting up tickets that booked together to different seats, then they make you pay extra to select seats together. I flew Korean Air earlier this year with my mother who is handicapped, they split our seats and the flight crew refused to let us seat together even though the seat next to my mom's seat was empty. If you want to seat together, never buy two tickets in the same reservation, just book two tickets separately then request a specific seat number and see if you get lucky instead.

[@johnsmith-ht3sy]

Money making racket.

[@ColinCarFan]

If you ask they are supposed to say no, but if you just move into the seat after takeoff they will not be bothered

[@awdrifter3394]

@@ColinCarFan cool, I'll try that next time.

[@simonhorn1745]

Noel...you are one tolerant fella! We can learn alot from you...top vid as per

[@hergi-tp9ve]

”It is almost near a window” lmao

[@Digital-Travels]

I was waiting for an actual foot chase. Glad you made it.

[@josvercaemer264]

i hoped for a continuation on the story of "Noël's sausage" in Africa

[@AledPritchard]

Always pays to travel light! I felt the relief of that escape and massive WIN of your great escape moment! 😂😂😂😂

[@coyotelong4349]

Does that mean a single Point A to Point B flight on this airline is called a “Leg of LAM”? If you’re on the flight and the Aircon is broken so you’re broiling in the heat, does that make it a “Roast Leg of LAM”?

[@noelphilips]

😂

[@panacea_.]

i love your sassy jokes here and there haha, really brings the video together! :) excellent video as always noel!!

[@Chika_Champon]

9:50 I had no idea pineapples had that kind of association! I'm learning so much from these videos hahaha. Excellent review as always.

[@robinyoutube7862]

Sure he isn’t a swinger!😂

[@LILIT92540]

BRAVO NOEL !! J'ÉTAIS STRESSÉ EN ESPÉRANT QUE TU PARVIENNES A T'ÉCHAPPER !!

[@paulpietruszewski4226]

Crazy, anxious and riveting at the same time.

[@clairedobson2240]

The McDonald's lounge comment made me chuckle . Brilliant video Noel.. PS Agree with you about Portugal custard tarts are amazing in Lisbon.

[@Ludde2452]

The Euroatlantic crew is the flying crew that are type-rated and employed by the AOC holder. The LAM crew is there to do service only and are not type-rated on the aircraft and are not allowedrun the aircraft systems. You shuold know this Noel...

[@Ludde2452]

And I'm not only talking cockpit crew here.

[@AnthonyBradshaw-z6l]

For someone who travels so much he doesn't seem to know a lot about travelling and planning but am not sure what he did if it is true and that's a big IF not returning to the plane can cause many issues that's why I think it's BS

[@EdAjega-ht2ke]

I am a cargo airline pilot. It makes zero sense to me to carry non type rated LAM pilots on this flight so I would assume all the pilots are from Euro Atlantic . Training( every 6 months we have retraining)and paying pilots is a very expensive affair and I can guarantee you no airline would train and pay pilots just to offer service or not operate the aircraft. As for cabin crew I would assume the LAM crew are also issued a validation/ conversion to EASA to operate the Euroatlantic aircraft. It is much easier to convert Cabin crew as for pilots it is much harder and expensive. Legally things like evacuation require type rated crew at the mandatory exits so it does not make sense to have LAM cabin crew who can not handle their station during an evacuation.

[@ukdavepianoman]

No lounge, faulty TV, bumped from seat preference, dodgy looking octpus/lamb dish....but on the plus side diverted to a useful airport. Another fun video with Noel.

[@savcris08]

Didn't know lambs looked like that in Mozambique

[@Consrignrant]

Yes, that's what he said. Was it really necessary to repeat it?

[@Heidi_Bradshaw]

Can you imagine what chicken looks like or beef? Probably something just as fishy……

[@V4raggare]

If that is lamb what does the octopus look like? 😄

[@priscilam.9808]

This is hilarious. My grandma was Portuguese and I was like... what the heck is a Custard Tart? Then I saw it on the screen there and I was oh. Now I get it. 😂

[@BudFox575]

Glad to be here just 1 hour after the video dropped 😁😁😁 (after watching videos from 4 and 5 years ago so far).

[@jooei2810]

You are a chill dude, Nolan. 👍

[@stphinkle]

So this flight was really Olivais to Kempton Park, if you look at where both airports actually are (physical addresses)

[@johnsmith-ht3sy]

Jan Smuts airport.

[@jamespallister2031]

2:40 I remember a Singapore airlines board at Manchester check in, saying there is no lounge here, but business passengers can get a frankie and bennies voucher 😂😂😂

[@lizajane1878]

They TOOK your preassigned window seat for a CREW member? That is NUTS! Customers AFTER employees….😮

[@whatever8282828]

@@pabrennan6877 It does sound like the flight was originally scheduled on a 777, which does have dedicated crew rest areas, then last minute switched to this 767. I believe it's a kind of long flight for a 767 too.

[@Borgscan]

Also why do crew members, whom are supposed to be sleeping, need a window?! Why couldn't they use the less-coveted middle seats for the crew and the passengers that booked a window could keep it. It doesn't make sense.

[@freeportkid]

I disagree because you can’t get where you want to go without the crew

[@whatever8282828]

@@Borgscan I think it’s for the privacy curtain so crew isn’t bothered during their mandated rest period

[@lizajane1878]

@@freeportkid hey no need for any crew without customers

[@munchie3310]

I wouldn’t have even tried the food, hat’s off to you Noel for giving it a try! 😝💕

[@bandbokc]

“I don’t like eating slimy squishy things. That’s what she said” Had me laughing so loud Nice Noel

[@bandbokc]

Just north of you up here in Oklahoma City. Enjoy the videos as always.