Craziest Client Stories #6 | Tattoo Artists Answer

[@jkruszynska9641]

His eyeballs were self lubricating 😂🙌

[@tommillard4193]

That's not the only thing that was self lubricating 😉😉

[@mj-yo7vt]

I laughed crying

[@grosom31]

@@tommillard4193 ah you mean her CV joint!😂😂

[@jaxo5679]

5hat dude could've had aids yo

[@quietestkitten]

I just feel bad for her that she didn't feel like she could say no.

[@OPEK.]

The girl who tattoo’d “bad ass” on the guys cheek after he just accomplished his long goals. I salute you queen

[@BlackStar-oh9lp]

He was probably like; *"Badass.."*

[@moonbox0929]

Yes.

[@1anna1]

3:33 'you did it?' fuck yeah i did it. and i did it beautifully.

[@abbydomann]

A true legend

[@akalee1849]

It was veiny and everything

[@spines8894]

We stan

[@AllenTax]

I be curious to see that tattoo.

[@odd-duck]

I love that she had to take a break to get her kids

[@cassie1421]

“He shot her and then he shot himself and there was a bunch of satanic symbols everywhere” Inked: 🎹🎶🎵🤗💖🌸✨🌈🥰💕

[@dananezat]

“And then in her kids room”. That was so dark man.

[@flamestrikenightfire4784]

@@dananezat ooh!!!!

[@GermaineNimundel]

I can’t 😂😂

[@karimareyes3992]

bro. it's fucking upsetting that they didn't do anything to help despite her giving them signals

[@joannbyrne182]

@@karimareyes3992 yeah that guy didn't seem to bothered

[@lauraparkinson437]

“So... I ate the cookie...” I’m dead.

[@hugocorreia7519]

"he still inside you"

[@octavia88]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ But why did she comply ? What a perv

[@Vilppy]

octavia88 cos she’s freaky

[@AndromedaChace]

This is why being agreeable and caving to social expectations should not be so ingrained in people.

[@kenneyswifey]

Omg I had to pause the video to compose myself. Especially when she said she tried to Cookie Monster it lmfao.

[@Name-fk8zk]

Artists: "... he shot her in the head then shot himself" Inked: _happy piano noises_

[@carriefeda6816]

The Female that’s because happy piano noises are actually sad notes. And visa versa with sad notes.

[@camppillow]

the girl was like “help me” probably because he was abusing her or smth, poor girl

[@hopemxx1524]

HAAha

[@kayceewhite]

The Female *right* 😳🙊

[@kayceewhite]

Carrie Feda Okay I’ve been playing piano since I was 6, I can’t read sheet music I play by ear. I am genuinely asking, what are you talking about?

[@samuelneal4671]

"Oh i had one little one, a chick passed out and went blind" 'A LITTLE ONE' WTF???

[@ladyira-bi7ng]

It was most likely temporary blindness. After she regains her sight she probably felt fine. But should still get seen by a medical professional. I also went totally blind after I fainted. The doctor was able to diagnose me and give me the medications I needed even after I got my sight back naturally. But it is terrifying. I will never forget the experience.

[@dannyswrath]

Little one as in tiny tatoo

[@Chigen_Atomic]

I had strep throat and went blind for about three minutes trying to get up and go to the bathroom. Probably due to me not drinking enough water, but that's the only time things went completely dark. Nothing like your throat being on fire, weak, trying to stumble around the bathroom. lol.

[@tiger_844]

😂

[@katefield5404]

It was probably temporary I go temporarily blind a lot when I'm like stressed

[@SavageThrifter]

Why is tattooing such a gross profession? Like why are people so comfortable at being creeps in a tattoo shop?

[@bstardust7439]

Cuz they think everyone who has tattoos is a fucking weirdo but it has nothing to do w that lol

[@tylerbush5939]

I never understood that either

[@hichigoshirosaki3665]

Cuz where else do you go to not get judged for who you are if not a shop full of inked up badasses?

[@worlore1651]

have you ever been to walmart?

[@Jess1234]

They think it’s the lowest of the low

[@Dogbone2000]

I still- Hes still inside of her.

[@KRO-222]

Yung Houseplant ugh I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry 🤭

[@seeteasea5497]

Lucky guy 🤣🤣🤣

[@kellykujawa89]

God I laughed so hard at that!!😂

[@dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712]

Green and White go away

[@seeteasea5497]

Dank-memes- and-broken-dreams man you are so uptight 🤣🤣

[@sarahgamache8921]

“I gotta go get my kids” I died 😂😂😂 omg me in 20 years

[@theannouncer5538]

I mean👀

[@KenoshaKicker]

Number one thing not to tell your friend after their creepy experience with a guy... “He’s still inside you”

[@salmay.2186]

Yeah that was shitty af

[@GreyBlackWolf]

@@salmay.2186 Ya... but i bet she will hear those words before she takes a cookie from a stranger again.

[@salmay.2186]

@@GreyBlackWolf you dont get it She couldnt stand the pressure of this guy and her boss didnt help These words wont do shit since she already seems to regret it

[@sayedahmed6753]

666 I won't ruin that

[@Nicole-yo8ux]

Ikr. Her friend seemed really insensitive and almost laughing about it

[@Medyobabae]

“A girl named Ashleezy was there” What? 🤣

[@PryncessAngelyk]

Shout out your friends

[@solarsatori]

a mood.

[@MansterBear]

I couldn't tell if he was saying Ashleezy, or Ash-sleazy. Same thing either way I suppose lol

[@CHLOCHLOLP]

i feel so bad for people with names like that lmao, like who the hell names their baby sleezy

[@parthybolos4958]

Ashley z?

[@ladydiamond6261]

The last story was pretty dark and sad.

[@bleachyum6577]

V H S G I R L i wonder if the guy who said she was almost asking for help, feels bad abt not saying anything to her ? or asking if she was okay ?

[@HydraxSly202]

I can't imagine how heavily that must weigh on you, especially if you didn't say anything. Jesus...

[@k_a_y_l_e_e]

nationalpost.com/news/world/satanist-ohio-man-accused-of-killing-girlfriend-in-murder-suicide-said-he-was-honored-by-the-dark-lord such a crazy story i had to look it up for myself.

[@JayBee0212]

I like how the upbeat jazz piano keeps playing in the background while he tells that story

[@nicholashoffman3269]

He posted a photo on his facebook of obvious cigarette smoke and said it was a demon or spirit. Someone in the comments asked "where is the devil?" His girlfriend replied "sitting next to me".... k

[@Rebecca-dz2nv]

for real tho so many of these stories involve some kind of sexual harassment, props to all tattoo artists out there, it seems like people think they can get away with anything in a parlour, mad respect to these guys for pursuing their craft while everyone around them are being freaks

[@Theimmortalmisfit]

“his eyes were self lubricating” Best quote of the video

[@myrandayoung7461]

I am so sad for Kelly for feeling forced into eating that cookie what a horrific thing.

[@TimothyMcVay]

She's fine, she's a hungry hippo .. u know how to stop that from happening.. don't eat it. U just don't start eating.

[@vocexseta]

I wonder why she felt like she couldn't say no.

[@DukeHalliday-cv4fx]

That's RUDE

[@itsa-mea-marion7653]

​@@TimothyMcVayWhat the fuck

[@Dogbone2000]

Lmao paul booth is just like constantly on thin ice. He can’t say anything. He can say less than someone in witness protection.

[@serenityduck417]

I don't mean it rude I just don't get why he brings it up knowing he can't talk about it LMAO

[@Psera]

Serenity Stager I think that’s part of his schtick.

[@Mercyfalls]

@@serenityduck417 He's just bragging... And propably knows that most of his stories are messed up so if he tells everything and once people actually knew they would loose respect for him.

[@leomord3222]

Im ypur 1k like b*tch HAHAHA

[@lukemorgantattooartist4214]

He’s Paul Booth. He’s like my mentor, Captain. We don’t talk about those days too openly lol

[@KelciaMarie1]

Guy: "Its not like beastiality" * proceeds to describe literal beastiality *

[@shea2655]

Victoria N after describing zoophilia first. He did make the distinction.

[@tychowozniaki9269]

@@shea2655 yeah, but he said that the guy f***s dolphins, which is literally bestiality

[@bi_cycle]

Beastiality is the act of having sex with animals, zoophilia is the attraction to animals.

[@Thelostpinetree]

@@bi_cycle I thought it was the other way around

[@reedwilke4683]

Beastiality is fucking animals Zoophilia is getting aroused but NOT wanting to fuck animals

[@elie6572]

“One turned out to be her husband and one turned out to be her boyfriend” wait-

[@tanie3543]

Polyamory ?

[@blikitwig]

Your pfp is a fair reaction

[@emersontaylor396]

Poly fam

[@rosegold973]

Ammi Arts I was just about to say that.. it’s so fitting for the comment 😂😂

[@patricklukcy13]

As it's been stated. That's just polyamory. It's not even weird. Lol

[@IllustriousCrocoduck]

"where his teeth were all one, because there was so much frickin fur..." I'm sorry, What.

[@vh6772]

I'm still trying to figure out wtf she was talking about

[@ashleer7583]

@@vh6772 I think that she was talking about a major plaque/tartar buildup that makes it look like his teeth were just one.

[@marywellington6229]

She said tur which is another word for tar on the teeth if you go so long without brushing you'll see what I'm talking about

[@ToastyJunebugs]

I know you can have mineral deposits or something like that grow over your teeth if you don't brush for a very long time. Maybe it was that?

[@robs.1868]

Look up dental calculus.

[@Psera]

Yikes that last story got dark quickly.

[@dess234]

literally

[@huntercopeland9371]

How the fuck did someone find his facebook so quickly god damn

[@huntercopeland9371]

Oh shit, probably the tattoo she talked about in this video: m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1561412374151037&id=100008468687092&set=a.1438927889732820&source=48

[@SymphonicRainChannel]

www.metal-archives.com/artists/Grave_Desecrator/418371

[@havokmusicinc]

Theistic satanists and Luciferian Misanthropes are fuckin weird man. LaVeyan atheistic satanists are cool but I don't fuck with the theistics or the LMO. Those fucks watched too many cult movies growing up.

[@mattmayo3539]

Will Kelly do us all the favor of doing stand up comedy. Her delivery and use of material is so on point. Such a character!

[@brittnil1828]

This comment is a year old but whatever… I recently started watching ink master angels and I’ve said since the first episode Kelly needs her own show. She’s amazing and such a natural

[@ricedkiwis]

She's telling a story that's legit harassment and you're saying that? tf?

[@rachaela5834]

Fuck yeah I did it! I did it beautifully too!🤣😂

[@danielalopez5794]

Rachael A lmao dying

[@jenford7078]

"I smell your soul..." Perfect line to use to back off unwanted advances in bars.

[@localSunMan]

Horny dude would go like: "Wait till you smell my balls."

[@miranaestephan247]

@@localSunMan HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@wynterhuff3417]

Girl w the green hairs story took the cake

[@LM-yt7zk]

I would say, it took the cookie.

[@katicat7580]

Her name is Kelly Doty

[@blueblue2338]

Kid you really dont know anyones name when it tells you everyones name you just gotta read its not that hard also if you actually know the people you would know the names oh well shity for you

[@fullmetalpleb]

@@blueblue2338 Have you ever considered some people just don't give a fuck?

[@mr.jameson218]

FullMetalPleb They do enough to constantly say they don't so they seem like a cool guy. 😎

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

The apprentice years must be pretty scary, from what I've seen. Tattoo artists have guts of steel, Bless all of you honest & talented people who deal with us ink addicts in our best & worst moments.

[@ashleighcummings5372]

I don’t even have tattoos but I can’t stop watching these

[@rootintootinnewton]

🇦🇱 Albania literally same

[@alexandriageiler687]

Im getting my first tattoo tomorrow and I’m nervous so these are making me laugh to make me feel better 😂

[@NYmovieGIRL]

Girl, same!

[@justcallmejessz3712]

The tattoo right after robbing the store is kinda genius. His head was probably on camera and now he clearly is not the head on the security camera

[@BathoryBat]

I wanna give Kelly a hug. That is so fucked up.

[@beyedoc]

As a doctor, I can relate to a lot of these experiences. These people are the same no matter where they go...

[@amandadyson8558]

"I tried to Cookie Monster it" 😂 😂

[@gBaldaconi]

Kelly Doty, i hope you are ok now, and I feel terrible to hear that story, I'm so sorry :(. I feel like we need to talk about this more, several female tattoo artists had similar abusive situation stories...

[@square_cat]

The zoophile one is disgusting :/ i m sorry for the artist but he could ve just denied the request

[@ashleygibson5948]

Honestly he could have, but if you think about it. Anyone who he becomes close too will see it and they probably will leave. Its almost a punishment if you think about it

[@square_cat]

@@ashleygibson5948 True, but at the same time he ll be like: "at least there are people who accept me, like that one tattoo artist-"

[@ashleygibson5948]

@@square_cat , Ahh true you got me there

[@loiscassels8966]

I’m sorry for the dolphin.

[@Veronica-vm2fy]

@@cosmicmuffin322 I completely agree with you. I hated the tattoo artists wording of the situation. It wasn't "had sex with" it was 100% rape, an animal can not give consent to sex.

[@Holycryptonite47]

It looks like *inked* has trapped all the tattoo artist they wear the same clothes every freaking video.....did they like shoot 50 ep in a day

[@michaelt.5672]

More likely that they brought them in individually, had each one tell like a dozen stories, and later cut the footage together. Anything else doesn't really make logistical sense.

[@vinequestrian2090]

Nah they obviously kidnap them and once they calm down they force them to record and they'll be free .... they just don't get them new clothes- yeah that makes sense!

[@SquiddyHiggenbottom]

I'd rather work one 18 hour day than three 6 hour days... If they've gotta get a bunch of footage from one person it saves time and gas money to get it all done in one day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@ashmarie5049]

The lady with green hair and a bridge piercing is STUNNING

[@mattgray871]

Kelly Doty, she was on ink master (season 8 I'm pretty sure) she has a tattoo shop in Salem to the best of my Knowledge

[@sheff-eb6jb]

🤢

[@crystalcox4815]

"a girl named ASHLEEZY was in there..."

[@katharinebacken7311]

The little old lady one, I was surprised that she wanted it THERE, but at the same time I thought that she was a brave and tough old lady.

[@slinaisthebastard9187]

So this satanic dude harassed the artist and then shot his gf sometime after and you keep playing that funny piano music. Weird choice.

[@hannahrice1492]

8:56 “i have two brothers” *holds up three fingers* omg shoutout to my three fans i love y’all !🥰🥰❤️❤️

[@ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960]

The fact that they're so lighthearted and jolly about not reporting obvious domestic abuse-

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

yeah, did not sit right with me either

[@PuffOfSmoke]

There's never a shortage of crazy peeps in this world.

[@umbreoneyes]

“I didn’t know what to do, so I ate one” “He’s still inside of you”. ☠️💀👽

[@nishisalott1839]

I died when that person said that "he is still inside of you" LAWD

[@gBaldaconi]

I don't think she was joking, I think she meant it still hurts Doty to tell the story.

[@alexandraboucher1791]

Paul Booth is only in these videos to tease us with what we can't know

[@kellykujawa89]

Ikr!😅 I'd kill to get tattooed by him, he's a legend!

[@LM-sc2wl]

Forbidden knowledge

[@lukemorgantattooartist4214]

Paul Booth was around before the world became too scared to do anything. About 20-30 years ago it was completely normal to throw someone out for being an ass through the window without legal consequences being as likely.

[@Max-Parker-Buxton]

"My best stories I'd go to jail for" "Oh, well my best story is like a whole, like, it had nazi's involved, it's a whole 20-minute thing" "well i had one little one where a chick passed out and then went blind" And this is why i love tattoo artists.

[@ricardoguanipa8275]

6:43, that's just Romanticized Beastiality

[@vanjakatarina1517]

Am I wrong thinking thats illegal? I mean you can never actually get consent. Right? Also it is just wrong in every way. It is not a sexuality, it is just wrong.

[@NekoFaustus]

@@JB-rw7ri only 3???????

[@joshlafluer7064]

Ooh la la somebody's gonna get laid in collage

[@a.j.2362]

@@NekoFaustus Because no government worker or lawmaker sat down and thought "oh I should probably get this down on paper so they would know not to do it"

[@non4997]

@@vanjakatarina1517 not unless it's Sasquatch

[@bebobbluebob]

I petition for the 20min Nazi story from Killian Moon!

[@LizyIsLost]

Am I the only one who wants to be a tattoo artist just to experience these insane stupid stories? Just me? K.

[@hollowsnx]

I want to do that to lol. thought it was just me!

[@asherlee9646]

Tbh I'm kind of contemplating what I'm going to be putting myself through if I become a tattoo artist lmao, hopefully nothing too crazy

[@toddgarver5397]

It would probably be easier to make friends with a coke addict

[@Chigen_Atomic]

I want the fun, goofy ones. Not something like Kelly's oatmeal creampie.

[@daniellaviolet6207]

EllieZeNarwal🐳 Dw you’ll get lots of those stories at a lot of jobs, I work in a bar and have my fair share aha

[@Gozud]

"It was veiny and everything" 💀

[@daltonriser1125]

kellly doty giving the best thumbnail face also her saying gosh damn it is adorable

[@trueblue2892]

“His eyes were self lubricating” got me until I heard “I ate the cookie” then I really died when she said “he’s still in you” omfg 🤣😂💀

[@thelrazzedazze3900]

You know what. If video game art doesn’t work out for me, maybe I’ll study to be a tattoo artist for my backup plan

[@Daraabinator]

Check out that pink haired girl's insta. She does anime and video game tats

[@niaranoctyrna3754]

Hello? My twin?

[@pixoRcade]

Kek saaame

[@collinholman5477]

It's not a backup plan, it really has to be a full commitment. 3 years unpaid apprenticeship is usally the standard.

[@ShiGuyRadon]

Same hat

[@internetuser7763]

Guy: *is named Steve Irwin* Australians: 🤠🤠🤠

[@dominiqueeeee6179]

That poor lady, RIP. That is so scary.

[@joshg9538]

Ikr sounds scary

[@agooeycinnamonroll1338]

Rest In Peace, that story is messed up

[@drewjantz9852]

“Big beautiful wings.” 🤣🤣

[@ytuseracct]

the shooting one is so sad

[@namtellectjoonal7230]

honestly that cookie story sounds absolutely traumatizing

[@Hanit16Assouline]

i am SO happy there was a tattoo artist featured who is located in pittsburgh. i’ve been looking for a trusted tattoo artist and if they’re on inked, i’m assuming the artist is at least good, although obviously i’m going to research her now.

[@johnbesignano5999]

There were two Pittsburgh artists. Sarah Miller is also Pittsburgh.

[@Hanit16Assouline]

John Besignano i didn’t know that! thank you so much.

[@woldydalo2343]

Shoutout Pittsburgh ya mean 🗣🖤🤞🦍😘💯💯🖤 I'm from over East🗣 👉🏿 wit it ya means🖤 Shouout The Ghett🖤 My 💯 Shots Woldy'Z🗣🤐🖤💯👿🦍‼️‼️⛽️💉

[@dxrkerrxses]

"The guy working on the motorcycle saw her hand up my shorts then looked up at me like, 'cool bro' then went back to fixing the motorcycle" *I think the craziest part of this story was that it was being done on the motorcycle and the boyfriend kept trying to give him a line of something off his key.*

[@cameroncalhoun1167]

Still looking for an apprenticeship so I can start having crazy stories of my own. I love these videos 👌

[@maddoxemory]

Cameron Calhoun Best of luck! 🍀

[@niallslegitwife]

Cameron Calhoun wish you the best dude! Can I follow your work?

[@Rebecc.aAdams]

“do i tell him? do i tell him? i had to do it, i did it” allie is fucking awesome

[@__delroc]

oh boy i was not expecting that last one to be so damn dark

[@EternoUno]

this channel helped me think my tattoos more through and plan them out i started getting them at 16 and I wouldn’t say I regret the ones I have cause I just look at them as good memories but they could have been so much better and put together.

[@HoneyGun]

The lady with the green hair always makes me smile, shes so funny 🤣

[@beaninc8892]

Kelly is like CRAZY funny. Makes me laugh everytime 😂

[@D_SQ]

2:34 Kelly Doty is a gift to the universe. 🤣

[@max.aura10k]

“He was a zoophile but it’s doesn’t mean like beastiality..” Five seconds later “He had sex with a dolphin” 😂 🤔

[@egosumumbraemortis5609]

I’m not an artist, but a client and I recall my second piece of ink I had done back in 2016 at a place called Black Filigree Tattoo in San Diego. Had one artist draw the stencil and do roughly half of it. Was a decently sized stencil so I was going to come back in the next day. Come back the next day, my artist had been fired for doing coke on the job. Different artist entirely finishes the rest, more or less okay but not even close to the same style. Come back for a touch up a month later the place is closed down.....I mean wtf

[@MikeGervasi]

Kelly is cool. TJ is an artist. Anthony is also terrific. Sarah is just crazy.

[@littlebearoverlook]

The liquor store robbery is one of the most badass things I've heard in a while

[@Ceridewn]

I probably laugh a little harder than needed at the story at 3:54, just cause omg that went no where where I thought it was going to go.

[@Name-fk8zk]

Tattoo artists always have the best stories.

[@quinceelee7019]

I once tattooed a girl's bumbum cheeks with whip/lash marks. She told me, apparently, was into BDSM and commenting what she could do to me the entire time. It was one of the best things I've ever tattooed.

[@elliewolfe9197]

ok but did u let her do those things. we need to know

[@ostrichcum9369]

What she said ^^^^^^^

[@harveyi17i19]

That last story.....

[@holycrab6316]

I can sit and listen to Paul booth telling stories all day.

[@boto8309]

Nobody gon talk about this dude named Steve Irwin?

[@melissabarranti188]

Micah from Waipahu ha ha I noticed that

[@julia___1852]

Tattoo artists see themselves with out tattoos would be such a cool video

[@vanessarivers6747]

Binge watching all these crazy client videos and this one so far has the best stories😂

[@jdaustin710]

The last dude in here did my ribs!! Thats cool as hell to see him on here. He does amazing work.

[@brightthunderbird7831]

"I eat the cookie" OH NO!

[@ambersauro8631]

I lived somewhat close to the last story. When I heard what went on, my family and I moved as soon as we could. It was creepy as hell.

[@endritahazrollaj5394]

I was waiting for behemoth to be in one of the stories......

[@radovantoth7233]

me too, i feel abused by the clickbait :(

[@Sam-jc1el]

Same lmao

[@philipshaji564]

Same

[@kayleelaunderville2419]

Endrita Hazrollaj me too that’s why I clicked on the video 😂

[@theaceofspace6110]

Me too😅

[@psychronic8327]

4:18 the face of "why did I ask" right there everyone has had that moment before you know it

[@KatlyHong]

"oh gosh damn it" is peak wholesome

[@danb4282]

“Fuck yeah I did it! And I did it beautifully.” Killed me

[@strxwbxrry_420]

Bro, that last one that makes me hella sad and pissed at the same time... I've met quite a few Satanists, and they've all been incredibly sweet - hell one of em is working on becoming a therapist. What that guy practiced though wasn't even witchcraft either. I'm a Pagan witch and have met a plethora of other witches who've never done anything like that. I have no idea what was wrong with that man, but he needed help (as in help from a mental hospital or something), like holy fuck. Then, I feel horrible for the girlfriend and her child. They really didn't deserve to live that life at all, and I wish they'd gotten better.

[@sarahwithstars]

Passing out looking at reference pics is a new level of funny!!

[@guidingstar814]

The last story was so sad. She wanted to be helped so bad but they just didn’t get the signal or not really understand until things happened :(

[@devindevin6126]

Brooo I’m literally so shook by all of these

[@marmimow]

The last story is sad. Sometimes how people look at someone are just cries for help.

[@williambrown9105]

"Gosh damn it". So wholesome, yet so feisty!

[@taylorcollins3570]

That story is exactly what I would expect from someone getting an insane clown posse tattoo on their neck.

[@bethxx4931]

That last one was really sad to me. Imagine if he had taken her aside and asked if she was alright. (NOT blaming him) or if she had slipped him or someone a note or something asking for help. I feel sad for that lady, and I think he mentioned she had kids. So sad.

[@tylervalerio4096]

I’ve been waiting for this yesssss

[@nicematerial]

I absolutely love that the last line of most of these is "I did the tattoo".

[@nootnoot9222]

Fuck yeah I did it and I did it beautifully That dude is my hero

[@taylorplatt2596]

pls this is one of the best videos on the internet

[@AlucardC99]

One of the best stories I ever heard was from my artist. He told me some dude came in and asked for a Vault Tech guy eating a dead fetus because his name gamertag was “FetusEater” Absolutely Amazing.

[@makeemswaya]

Omg I never thought I’d see another Amber Joy!!! She’s so pretty as well 😍🥰

[@squidwardsmilkyjuggs4901]

"My best stories are the ones ive been to jail for" OML MEEEEE

[@naz7413]

2:52 this is the type of story telling I'm loving for