"Cuz youtube's gonna think im being racist AGAIN, but im not. THIS TIME" had me rolling
@reboundrides81323 ай бұрын
Proceeds to do “Ching Chong bing bong routine” with the Asian characture dubbed in 😂
@classmst899 ай бұрын
"Let me have this" Dude saw the light and walked towards it 😂
@snewsh9 ай бұрын
"finally!"
@veggiebro-vd2qg9 ай бұрын
wow, bro was NOT satisfied with his marriage.
@kaiberuss9 ай бұрын
bro was like that one guy from hercules " FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME " " excuse me that was my moment my faith "
@madman38269 ай бұрын
Grandpa sitting there thinking to himself "Finally, my time has come". 😂
@MybestFriendBoyGgeusjznsk9 ай бұрын
That’s why he ran to it😂
@deputy0dawg8 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I thought when he said.. "let me have this"
@michaelrevels35729 ай бұрын
1:15-Ronald's though process "hm I see something new everyday" "the sun looks so weird coming though my window today, it almost looks like my drapes are on fire"
@Alex_Da_Boi9 ай бұрын
3:53 “ THIS TIME” is wild😂
@OverKilllive119 ай бұрын
"damn that shit really on fire"
@greyknightexan9 ай бұрын
He probably thought it was the candles on the birthday cake.
@msgoblue719 ай бұрын
"Don't science on me, you witch!" 😂 💙 Great job, Nikko and Mr. Editor!
@dominichayden-dade9 ай бұрын
Im a nerd n i feel that😂😂😂
@Kitsune19899 ай бұрын
Grandpa in the first video nearly let the the intrusive thoughts win.
@FrostieForLife9 ай бұрын
"Its a Chinese I.E.D" 💀🤣
@crazyjoeshorts52569 ай бұрын
the battery pack fire was so intense because there are multiple cells. As each one is exposed to oxygen, they burst and explode. Lithium fire is no joke.
@sabinal179 ай бұрын
What is the main element in electric cars that causes them to cook for almost a week if they catch on fire?
@oVRazberryVo9 ай бұрын
@@sabinal17lithium 😂 mfs just driving around in giant bombs
@NathanWampole11 сағат бұрын
Don’t science me
@Polish_Gopnik9 ай бұрын
Whenever Nikko posts i just feel like poppin' an MRE from my pantry. You turn a shitty day into a slightly better one
@CMZballofficial_15EAGLE3 ай бұрын
6:31 “FIRE! FIRE ON THE PORCH! Oh, it’s October time, they got pumpkins” had me laughing for a solid 3 minutes 😂😂😂
@samuelpancake40849 ай бұрын
Am i the only one hillbilly enough that when i receive a tornado warning ⚠️ i send my kids yo the basement and i go out and watch for it 😂
@NoAssociation85857 ай бұрын
Yeehaaa bro!
@eliselangham533713 күн бұрын
No if I was in USA I would do the same lol I missed a water tornado in 2019 in uk Eastbourne one day as was in labour 😂😂😂❤😅 some tourist got it on news lol
@ddylla859 ай бұрын
"Don't science on me witch." 😂
@PR_man9 ай бұрын
They’ll think I’m being racist again haha
@CBaller20209 ай бұрын
You're awesome, Nikko!! I wish I had a daughter you could meet! I do have sons!! 🤣🤣🤪🤪
@Matt_TX9 ай бұрын
AYYYY Deer Park made the cut! Dudes a bad ass cop lol the tornado legit tore straight by the sally port
@Freeman-Dl709 ай бұрын
That fist guy was like screw it, I've lived way past my time.
@dominichayden-dade9 ай бұрын
9:34 "theN you DIE GAY" Fuckin killed me😂😂😂
@MattHuey9 ай бұрын
4:30 "Mr. editor im not being racist this time"😂 Also Nikko🥷🥷 Acting like Chinese people with Hats edited on his head!!💀🤣🤣🤦♂️
@senritsujumpsuit60219 ай бұрын
as someone who actually watches cartoons an films from China hearing him shit on Mandarin hurts me Donghua(Chinese animation) has such banger songs
@jefflacuniak96449 ай бұрын
Bro grandpa said fuck it let that shit burn I lived enough
@AnM1A1_Abrams9 ай бұрын
3:58 “This time” 😂😂😂
@Wockhardt7069 ай бұрын
Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rooftopbach74079 ай бұрын
"Where he hit yo caw up in Bing bong!?!?" 😂😂😂😂
@scoutdias41609 ай бұрын
We should all comment something nice so his viewer engagement goes up.
@palecelery9 ай бұрын
UR RETARDED
@gavinc15399 ай бұрын
lol I literally just commented saying I think Nikko might actually be gay, but then again he would probably take that as a compliment
@Alex-vz2jz9 ай бұрын
Calling it, One day Nikko is going to make a video and start speaking Chinese 🤣
@CalebReindl9 ай бұрын
man it is impossible for you not to make a video that cracks me the hell up. keep it up!
@lismariesweetie5 ай бұрын
That battery exploding, my first thought was Calcifer (Howl's moving castle) is BIG mad 😂😂😂
@LiLvErT2429 ай бұрын
14:04 what I hear when my Asian friend is having a conversation with his mom on the phone
@jacky_chan459 ай бұрын
10:25 Chinese IED 😂 (Shit had me rolling)
@ÖřêĶëņķâ9 ай бұрын
1 like = 1 push up
@BlahBlahxXxX9 ай бұрын
44 push ups now
@ÖřêĶëņķâ9 ай бұрын
@@BlahBlahxXxX fuck
@demonbabyney97689 ай бұрын
Ha made it 50 lol
@carterwilliams4199 ай бұрын
Made it 81😁
@ÖřêĶëņķâ9 ай бұрын
@@carterwilliams419 pls no more
@_Clayton.Bigsby_9 ай бұрын
Thanks for the cameo.
@johnnewton80179 ай бұрын
What was it you were yelling in the cameo?? 🧐🤣
@XxMrRoachxX9 ай бұрын
9:55 That's what your EV is doing if it has a battery malfunction... No way to put this out... It's a Lithium Ion Battery Fire!!!
@Chica_Mexicana179 ай бұрын
Nikko is funny as hell 🫡
@gijoefanatics7 ай бұрын
0:16 and I already lost it 💀😂😂😂
@dominichayden-dade6 ай бұрын
As a co res its kinda true if you go to the right areas😂😂😂
@btappe12869 ай бұрын
I want Nikkos "Its too late!" On sound board 😂😂😂 1:54
@samantha13579 ай бұрын
Happy Easter dude 🎉 🐰
@KiwiMan9609 ай бұрын
Nikko and his struggle with all the Chinese names is hilarious 😂 Never change, homie
@3SIXTYPROD9 ай бұрын
My man the bday boy is a straight Vietnam vet couldn’t give a fuckless
@Jaketheaxman9 ай бұрын
Lmao "ding dong dan"
@sabinal179 ай бұрын
“homemade blowtorch to cook pigs feet” sounds like something someone would do from my dad’s home in southern Georgia.
@scornedturtle1559 ай бұрын
Bro just wanted to take his fire out for a nice walk.
@Scuba_Tim889 ай бұрын
I love that you and fat electrician and so many other prior military KZbinrs I watch know each other.
@AushenFutureWife9 ай бұрын
wake up y'all Nikko is here🎉
@anderssrensen83342 ай бұрын
10:11 the worst part is that if it is a litium ion battery it will be burning at around 4500 degrees meaning that is would be able to melt through concrete
@elchupanibre36539 ай бұрын
That back door joke was WILD bro.
@Sharp_Shark259 ай бұрын
"Dont science on me you witch" By far my fav quote to exist 💀
@liamnguyen43809 ай бұрын
I haven't genuienly laughed at any other channel besides yours, and this by far IS YOUR FUNNIEST ONE EVER. MORE PLEASE!
@sheshas40693 ай бұрын
I can be having THE WORST day, I watch a Nikko video or 2 and I forget about my bad mood. I’m automatically in a good mood! I love this! ❤
@deathscreaminggod1019 ай бұрын
Bro this is the best reaction vid I've ever seen. Damn this things mad 😂😂😂
@MReact-xz6ic9 ай бұрын
Seeing my favorites KZbinr react to others I like is always very funny
@JBCPuppydaddy9 ай бұрын
Grandpa said give me this I've been waiting for this for a while
@ZacharyPillado6 ай бұрын
Two men from Chongchiing city got me dying too😂 3:23
@3008-jx8rh9 ай бұрын
this is the only thing that makes my day more daying
@RozeXSaiyan9 ай бұрын
The Iowa slander…Nikko that cut to the core 😢
@TributesCarlson-im4be9 ай бұрын
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂 Edit:) turns out i was wrong I’m retarded Nikko never disappoints. Thank you so much Nikko.
@sholandacuccio26489 ай бұрын
Fr
@nikkoortiz9 ай бұрын
Your sure about this? 👁️👄👁️
@TributesCarlson-im4be9 ай бұрын
@@nikkoortiz 😂😂😂😂😂😂NIKKO 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏✌️
@sholandacuccio26489 ай бұрын
@@nikkoortiz NIKKO I AM A BIG FAN
@xandert67009 ай бұрын
the battery ate Tacobell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WillTrud1509 ай бұрын
Bro really said Chinese ied this is why I love Nikko
@yohothepirate72419 ай бұрын
Ayooo content keep it coming nikooooooooo, also about 2 dookies a day maybe more
@Neyonius6 ай бұрын
Nikko not understanding thermal runaway gives me life.
@SGT_R0CK_JR9 ай бұрын
Niko: “I’m not being racist this time!!!” Also Niko: 4:29 😂
@brianholland29162 ай бұрын
Nikko that commentary on that 1st one made my day. I'm dead
@Gunner_Side9 ай бұрын
If you aint first your last!
@_Coleslaw__9 ай бұрын
We love you niko
@TheImmortalism2 ай бұрын
88 yrs old Grandpa at 1:20 "let me have this" was ready to go just let me die for god sake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@veggiebro-vd2qg9 ай бұрын
you should film a video while drunk. i would lmao
@Mustang69719 ай бұрын
Im not being racist…… this time Nikko 2024
@xwinter__riderx91559 ай бұрын
4:47 actually Nikko, me as your Canadian viewer id like to say, Hockey isnt the only sport. We have: 1. Football 2. Soccer 3. Volleyball 4. Basketball 5. Lacrosse (which is our national sport)
@JediKnight-4049 ай бұрын
No, it's hockey. (Sarcasm)
@Saanonymous809 ай бұрын
Curling
@YarMahNarNar9 ай бұрын
Guess the Toronto Blue Jays don’t exist anymore lol. Also, you forgot Curling
@xwinter__riderx91559 ай бұрын
@@YarMahNarNar i didn't list everything.. why do you have to be so rude? Besides, I'm taking about West more than the east
@xwinter__riderx91559 ай бұрын
@@Saanonymous80 old people sport
@danomac9 ай бұрын
Shout out from Iowa Nikko 🇺🇲💪
@BridgetLutz2 ай бұрын
SAME!
@53cards929 ай бұрын
3:27 “…THIS TIME”🤣 wild
@Orange_7299 ай бұрын
Copied almost word for word
@53cards929 ай бұрын
@@Orange_729 damn I didn’t see the other comments. I don’t copy, I just commented as I was watching
@Koolstorybro7659 ай бұрын
“Bingdong Dan over here” 😭😭😭😭
@javierdavila15698 ай бұрын
Did he fucking really say "Let me have this"?! 😂😂😂 OG!!!
@sweetmeatbeatz36156 ай бұрын
14:20 that timing got me.
@spikymikie9 ай бұрын
9:00 Lithium Battery Thermal runaway. She probably herd it pop a few times before flame on. I had a Samsung phone that did that. Started getting hot in my pocket. I pulled it out and yeeted it into my driveway. Flames were shooting out before it hit the ground.
@Badger35gaming9 ай бұрын
' Chinese IED' that shit got me
@cooperjulian74699 ай бұрын
"The internet's gonna say I'm being racist AGAIN 🙄" -Nikko Ortiz 2024
@Dukes36779 ай бұрын
Old man in the first clip really was like "Nah it's fine lemme end it fucking finally." 😂😂
@damianryan50109 ай бұрын
Yooooo? White powe- that’s outta pocket but funny af 😂😂
@rubymorales16229 ай бұрын
#9 shouted out my hometown 😭💙 i knew I loved this channel for a reason 😂😂
@rageskingdom88342 ай бұрын
GRANDPA FR SAID “nah I’m ready….nah imma walk in this shit”
@vilecreature36497 ай бұрын
"i lived to many lifes.. it's my time." "OH MY GOD IT"S A FIRE"
@BajramSejdijaj9 ай бұрын
1 like =1 mile
@Rocky-kf8xc11 күн бұрын
Sup
@Last6679 ай бұрын
You get your dual pc audio fixed nikko?
@JTB20639 ай бұрын
3:17 💯💯😂😂 that LNI claim would’ve been that same day
@YesWithoutthe025 күн бұрын
8:55 I feel like depending on how much you ate 1-2 a day one in the morning and one in the afternoon
@ChrisMarch-xm6th9 күн бұрын
I love this dude he is so f****** hilarious😂😂
@Rj615-y9d9 ай бұрын
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@brandomadeit9 ай бұрын
He literally tried to walk towards the light
@Zachsquatch5312 ай бұрын
5:15 never heard someone confuse storm surge with a tsunami 😂
@kiganoux7 ай бұрын
i love your content !
@JohnBarber-mr9qc6 ай бұрын
Bro I love these videos
@YS420X8 ай бұрын
The clayton bigsby shit at the beginning killed me as a native Coloradoan 😂
@Spyder.__.gr0up9 ай бұрын
Nikko! Please do a video on the new Tactical Assault VR public beta! ❤❤❤
@davidfarrens35729 ай бұрын
That truck is on fire yes it's on fiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrreee
@jamesm45162 ай бұрын
When i was in Italy on deployment, me and this local girl drove around lighting dumpsters on fire. One got so bad it spread to an adjacent one so she had to call it in anonymously. Was a fun night!
@xannypaciao47009 ай бұрын
how tf did he fall at 2:40 he looked like a victim in a horror movie 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@swmElectronicsRepair9 ай бұрын
LOLOLOL Niko said Chinese (IED) that's funny as all hell.
@cmj219739 ай бұрын
Lithium ion battery fires are crazy. Now imagine larger ones on four wheels traveling 70+ miles.
@marinecorps20169 ай бұрын
Lithium Ion batteries in clip 5 man. Those things are violent as hell. I work on a lithium recycling line. They explode all the time. Especially the small ones.
@BiggyThaFilma5 ай бұрын
"Chinese IED" Is what I will be calling Teslas from now on lolol