Inside America's Largest Right Wing Militia

In the backwoods of Georgia, a controversial, right-wing, "anti-terror" militia group gathers once a month to complete field training exercises under the command of Chris Hill-a.k.a Blood Agent. This militia group, called the Georgia III% Security Force, is part of the Three Percenter movement, which is inspired by the unfounded claim that only three percent of colonists fought against the British in the American Revolution.
VICE joins Hill and the Georgia III% Security Force during one of their monthly gatherings to see how they prepare themselves to "defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic" and see what they'll do to protect their guns.
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[@setheheart4911]

As a Marine vet.. "is General out of bed yet?" tells me all I need to know about the group.

[@akiokoh7481]

Not hating on this group or anything, but I thought it was hilarious how he said: If I'm being attacked I want to move as quickly as possible. But when they shot guns to wake him up he barely moved. If that was a hostile force they could miss 20 shots and still kill him before he'd be out of bed lol

[@tysonkrank6285]

Bunch of pansies boy I tell u what.

[@fgcampjr]

tyson krank literally a bunch of grown boys playing soldier, including some grown Tom boys. Funny if that guy, the general, is the smartest they got, I’m surprised they can dress themselves. These are the type of guys that are looking to kill someone then claim self defense.

[@MrLewis91120]

😂😂 The General has to get his beauty sleep

[@danieldemastus7676]

Watching this at Hansen and literally came here to say the same thing.

[@NucIear-Gandhi]

He gives me "Send me to Iraq and I'll end the war in a week" vibe.

[@vince11harris]

😂😂

[@Adam-pb2rc]

I’m pretty sure he was in Iraq

[@mario_nustiu]

​@@Adam-pb2rc same serve 2 times with simon riley and soap even captain price lmao

[@donniedowner1686]

Nobody wants to fight banker's wars anymore.

[@927asianboi]

​@@mario_nustiu😂😂 too funny

[@Moviebro]

Field exercises once a month… They really are the gravy seals.

[@varunkrishna1138]

This got me giggling fr

[@elrondhubbard7059]

He's part of the elite Meal Team 6. Before that, this guy was in the Green Buffets where he did three tours of the food court while serving under Colonel Sanders.

[@dudebro91-fn7rz]

​@@elrondhubbard7059lol

[@JoelEmbiidFitnessOfficial]

Here to save thanksgiving

[@Jim-rc3xn]

Sections of California have just enough Marxists to destroy whatever they see. The Communist manifesto was conjured up by Karl and was the founding documents for the genocides of the 20th century. Marx two daughters committed suicide: his three boys died of starvation. Karl never made any money; He was funded well by corporate friends. He blew everything he was given. He was infatuated with the concept of the devil and a deep racist. He had an illegitimate child with his maid and contracted boils and Neurosyphilis that attacked his brain and killed him. Marxism is Nihilism on steroids. Marxism’s primary goal is the destruction of anything that appears to improve life. No method of destruction is taboo. Reflect on that and the acceleration of destruction in the last few years.

[@sybariticops]

Wait a sec… did my dude charge his weapon THEN drop the mag at 07:40… demoted, turn in your bacon strips

[@neduxas4933]

good eye, he did. What a clown

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

Probably walks around with the safety off

[@Sovereign_Citizen_LEO]

I think he did it just for the camera. I doubt he walks around with it like that. The only issue I can see there, is the round in the chamber and the fact that a Glock has no safety (only a trigger safety). That and the fact that his holster was apparently facing sideways/ to the side instead of down towards the ground.

[@AJ-tr5ml]

That's why you practice

[@jameskirk3]

"It's a Glock thing, you evidently don't know" as some asshat on Twitter told me (meanwhile I carry a gen 3 G17 with XS big dots, springs, and a performance trigger w a TLR7 for duty, so sure buddy, whatever you say...)

[@jonangorman6341]

father : mumbling about usa political system. kids : ah shit here we go again.

[@cheetoman42]

Is that the logo for psionics?

[@jordanthomas5474]

Literally what the kids said lol

[@NINJAHAM69]

0:49 lmfao

[@redpilledpatriot8484]

He was talking about politics.. he was talking about the ground work of the country.

[@SynValorum1]

@patrick dean I can sit for a mile in under 7 minutes.

[@billymadison625]

“War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it”

[@myk_islive6471]

It's a defensive organization. They don't want a war.

[@shodancat1000]

@@myk_islive6471 of course they don't. nobody ever wants a war, and that's why war never breaks out.

[@billymadison625]

Myk_isLive by definition a defensive organization exists for the event of war. I understand their sentiment but it seems disrespectful to veterans to wear their uniforms, give themselves ranks etc. when in reality this is all one step beyond airsoft

[@genepeak6250]

Roger that.....

[@codyplaster2466]

Billy Madison that uniform serves the people.... your ignorance is offensive

[@lordhumongous4272]

This is like a real life South Park episode

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

THEY TOOK ERR JERBBSSS

[@lordhumongous4272]

@@crunchwrapsupreme9372 day derk er jerbs?

[@l.a.smithgaming1533]

It’s constitutional

[@johnny-yi2oi]

I think I even heard someone say "freedom isn't free" (it costs folks like you and me)

[@SchlurpDurp]

​@@crunchwrapsupreme9372 Migrant workers lower the cost of labor.

[@troglodyte3745]

“High speed, low drag” *sips beer and hits cigarette*

[@christianderkatch7664]

You just explained the whole military so yeah 😂

[@troglodyte3745]

@@christianderkatch7664 you right, nicotine, alcohol and energy drinks

[@SuperMegaMaxwell]

the only arrest they should be scared of is cardiac arrest.

[@darrylhudson2182]

That's funny lol

[@sleepingmelons8420]

Hoorah

[@MapleMaf1a]

SuperMegaMaxwell 😂

[@SomeKrieger]

SuperMegaMaxwell they are willing to die for their country. That’s all I have to say.

[@sandman2675]

Hilarious

[@ftv2376]

“I don’t think anyone has been forced to convert to Christianity at gun or knife point” *the entire Spanish empire*

[@B0ltActionPenis]

The crusades

[@shamusson]

@ChristoFascist 69 based guy right here

[@gianflores4866]

The spaniards also did some “preaching” in the Philippines too. It went as you would expect. But not as bloody as the Spanish Inquisition.

[@henryhaile1653]

@ChristoFascist 69 lmao your country took it up the tailpipe from moors for 800 years

[@guap3228]

Manifest destiny?

[@anthonygarrison4310]

The gear these guys are using kills me. Can we talk about the guy with the pistol on his vest hanging loose and pointing directly at him lmao

[@JoseRodriguez-ry8bt]

Walmart gear..

[@vince11harris]

It’s embrassing

[@iredwolf9571]

Even my airsoft gear looks better💀

[@edwarddeere4925]

@@iredwolf9571yeah they’re using the load bearing surplus vests which are complete trash.

[@iredwolf9571]

@@edwarddeere4925 or cheap Amazon vests

[@HistoryEnjoyer3010]

I laughed when the kid said “here we go again” poor kid keeps hearing it

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

"Christianity has never forced anyone to convert at knifepoint." *The Spanish Inquisition has entered the chat*

[@kobenesbeth8820]

Nice profile pic

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

@Kobe Nesbeth Why thank you Spiderman--you as well

[@bilbert6288]

LOL those are Catholics

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

@Bilbert Shmilbert ...you're trolling right?

[@iloveyoushima4953]

@@rabidrabbitshuggers The Spanish inquisition is semi forgivable.

[@norlandocastillo1217]

The General can’t even get out of bed before the rest of the team.

[@adamstephens5676]

Put him through boot camp and he would die lol.

[@moronsafetybot662]

He would relapse without his Miller lite

[@youngw1ze]

😆😆😆

[@yengsabio5315]

His spirit is weak, and so is his flesh!

[@jesussalvador8495]

It reflects on to his group it bad leadership

[@willoliver7172]

Describing the American civil war and slavery as “not the best of times” may be the understatement of the year.

[@gavinwhallon1889]

Looking at it from the big picture that that amount of time represents, much worse human atrocities have been committed.

[@aboveaero]

@@gavinwhallon1889I believe we are talking with respect to American history

[@mismissy]

​@@gavinwhallon1889 It doesn't matter how much people try to downgrade and bury what happened. We shall never let the truth be forgotten. The true atrocities haven't even been taught on a school level in this country. Whatever you believe happened it was way worse than that

[@gavinwhallon1889]

@mismissy not properly taught in school? When I was in school they had me watch slavery movies with people getting brutally whipped to show us how terrible it was. Yeah it sucked but it was damn near 200 years ago and much much more terrible things have happened since then.

[@vladmakarov5597]

@@mismissy right, that also includes not ripping down confederate statues, Japan does not teach the new generation about what they did in WW2, you show a japanese person whos young, a nazi flag, they think its a peace symbol.

[@TheLiberater13]

The cute little nicknames they give themselves/each other definitely makes me take them more seriously. Also love that the main guy wants to be prepared for some sort of insurgence or government takeover but can't bother to change out the battery in his smoke detector 20:20

[@MiJaHa]

Just everyday ordinary people doing what they can with what they have to work with to stand up for what they believe in. what are You doing?

[@TheLiberater13]

@@MiJaHa certainly not calling myself Corporal Cowboy, sporting patches like “Duct Tape! Turning ‘no, no, no’ into ‘mmm, mmm, mmm’” while probably not being able to walk 2 blocks without taking a break and believing the government gives enough shits about me to control me. It’s one thing to participate in something you believe in, but when that belief stems from hysteria or causes violence it becomes embarrassing at minimum and dangerous at worse.

[@MiJaHa]

So where is the hysteria & violence?@@TheLiberater13

[@itzlofi2141]

@@MiJaHaohhhhhh you’re one google search away friend 😂😂

[@MiJaHa]

OHHHHH Bring it.@@itzlofi2141

[@a.mmobile2998]

meal team 6

[@emilianoward5963]

Now that's funny !!

[@russetwolf13]

Last in line to PT first in line to the chow hall.

[@mederius]

laughed harder than I should of at this comment thank you.

[@shanemcdowell3628]

lol

[@sosatube8545]

ayan amjad games 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@InmanOutBurger]

This is the strangest Tupperware party I've ever witnessed.

[@user-pz4um9hi1j]

WTF

[@bl1tz533]

t. fudd

[@odinkato4426]

Dont even wanna know how english natives pronounce it

[@Mx.kitti161]

@@odinkato4426 Tubbaware

[@adibfarhan3902]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sororxcide]

the irony of the one black guy saying the confederate flag was his “heritage” 😂😂😂 oh okay buddy

[@meretricioussimp7759]

heritage of the ppl that owned him bahah

[@sororxcide]

@@meretricioussimp7759 bro wants to be enslaved again, at what point do we admit to ourseleves weve lost the plot

[@TheGoofyBro-ol3en]

You do realize that the Confederate Flag isn't inherently racist right? I hate slavery but the Confederate flag is just a southern flag, and before you day "iTs tHe SaMe aS a NaZi FlAg" it isn't, the opposition (union) was not all against slavery, precious abhram made propositions to the south that said they could keep the slaves, they just couldn't succeed. I am glad that the union won, because slavery needed to be ended immediately, it's bad. But the Confederate flag has been used by idiot skinheads to symbolize racism, so by assuming that the Confederate flag is always racist your letting ACTUAL racists win. End of rant lol.

[@Christian-tr4ph]

Not always is the confederate flag used as a sign of racism but as a sign of the south. When I lived in Landrum SC several people who were black would hang this flag one day I asked my neighbor who was one of them why he hung the flag and he said to me “I hang this flag to show the change in the south from a racist segregated hell hole to a place where we are all equal and that we are part of the south” now don’t get me wrong. Many people use this flag for horrible reasons with racism still existing but the flag also represents the south and all of her people.

[@Mikeyjesuis]

LMAOOOO

[@ChrisBeenDeadInside4WhileNow]

Every time im depressed i come back and watch this stand up comedy 😂

[@CountDogula7]

That kid seems like he secretly disagrees with his dad on just about everything

[@lickagoose5374]

I feel bad for kids who live in extreme homes, u can’t share ur opinion

[@philipkerlin6696]

Yeah, the dad seems like an absolute psycho who wouldn’t hesitate to hit his children.

[@FrodoTbag]

@@philipkerlin6696 As much as I feel for the kid as my dad was very similar in terms of giving lecture and shouting down differing opinions, most of these people don't hit their children, not even spanking. Otherwise the kid won't have the balls to say "here we go again". As a side note, it was my mom who act as the nice mom who do everything for her kids and known to her neighbor and friends for being a nice person, spanked me a couple of times. Some for good reason, some completely arbitrary. Don't be so quick to judge, there is a fine line between verbally shouting down differing opinion due to being a close minded person and physically silencing opposition.

[@jackrose5077]

It actually seems like he doesn't really understand what his dad is saying lol

[@CountDogula7]

and how old are you?

[@mikemorrison1690]

Calling yourself "General Holy War" definitely doesn't make you seem like a crazy person.

[@tonyajackson2891]

Probably a Q nut too..

[@herocity1165]

😂😂😂😂

[@depressedglub32]

Whats with all of their callsigns? Were they made up by kids in kindergarten?

[@herocity1165]

@@depressedglub32 too much Black Ops dude

[@depressedglub32]

@@herocity1165 for fuckin sureee. Spent too much time in the cod lobbies

[@seanmr3774]

I wonder how many of these people actually served in the military?

[@emileponcelet3439]

probably none lol that guy who served as a bs police officer is dressed as a soldier lmao wtf

[@rusty7984]

Probably were supply or admin but act all hard like they were Recon or Navy Seals

[@willfakaroni5808]

I would assume at least one of them was in the marine corp judging by the flag, unless they just fly it for no reason

[@Baconcatboy]

Vice news purposely found the dumbest in this militia. I'm sure in actuality there's a decent handful of experienced members who aren't like these "gravy seals"

[@vince11harris]

I think 1 or 2

[@euphratesjehan]

I think the general drinking and holding Miller Lite beer cans makes him feel "grown up." 😅😂

[@sandequation2653]

Black man discussing the Confederate south: "Well, it wasn't the *best* of times but..."

[@kerrlakeguy4089]

The south would be a dream if it wasn't for the damn Yankees

[@mypantsarefilledwithbeans6508]

Bear Digh Well except for the slaves... and the traitors... and the struggling economy...

[@Gpiforever1]

He’s brainwashed

[@kerrlakeguy4089]

No I'm not you're probably just a high schooler who don't know what your talking about.

[@Gpiforever1]

Bear Digh ha please you wish I was just a high schooler I think your referring to yourself

[@willm678]

I couldn’t stop laughing at him criticizing his son’s mile time in the beginning while drinking a beer and then smoking a cigarette right afterwards

[@DonJohn87_YT]

Zero self-awareness, but remember the important thing is to "empty the tank" xD

[@crankymcgee]

Drinking and smoking is probably the most military thing he does

[@KosherPorky]

7;55 is a really slow time to be fair

[@placeholdernameisplacehold7671]

​@@KosherPorky Its a small child, and 7:55 is faster than most adults.

[@bdemar2k12]

​@@KosherPorky He's like in middle school or grade school. When I was in 5th or 6th grade I tried really hard one time got a 7:45 an got a "sub 8 mile club" shirt and not a lot of people had that. I remember on track team 3 people in our grade did a sub 7. By the time you're in high school if you're competitive yeah you're doing sub 6 for sure but not at that age.

[@greenlightstudios3816]

Being mad when being labeled as a racist and branded on a hate map when you openly talked about Muslims being enemies and terrorists is something I would imagine seeing in South Park.

[@rusty7984]

I mean when you’re chanting “death to America” I don’t think you have the best of intentions.

[@HHLC23]

@@rusty7984you ever thought about why they say these things? Isn’t like they just woke up one day and said hey let’s hate this country for no reason

[@stevekern7235]

@@HHLC23 The US Navy and Marine Corps were both created to help Europe fight the predations of the Barbary Pirates, Muslim slavers who were of a particular ruthlessness.

[@IdealMC]

@@HHLC23 so you don't condemn yelling "death to america"?

[@Joutube_is_trash]

Despite growing secularism in the country, the U.S. is a Christian nation in terms of its societal morals/ethics. Islamic immigrants will never be at peace with these opposing values thus if they refuse to assimilate, they are enemies. Recognizing that is not hatred.

[@themagnificentgamer1266]

Lil bro's computer stuck in the 1990s 💀

[@catsandalcohol99]

I'm pretty sure he has documents on there so it's harder to access. He also has much more modern laptops all around his office.

[@dreadpool8708]

"I've never heard a situation where people are commanded to convert non-Christians at knife point or gun point" Boy, this guy definitely failed history class.

[@susanray8811]

He failed Civics class and Government classes as well. Every time he's on camera there's either a cigarette or ... a beer. Well, except for when the gunfire and ppl were unable at first to awaken him. Maybe he had too much beer the night before at his drinking party? Do we inform them now or later that ALL LARGE militias have been infiltrated? COINTRLPRO is alive and well and functioning these days.

[@SaraH-jn5db]

Bold of you to assume he wasn't homeschooled and just never taught it

[@susanray8811]

@@SaraH-jn5db Naaaww ... it has nothing to do with being ... "bold." I'm just smart enough with enough intellectual curiosity to never cease my educational endeavors. BUT it doesn't take much education to see thru the man's well-honed ignorance. What's your excuse?

[@soggmeisterlasagnagarfield]

They are literally doing a better job of repelling people from Christianity with their ignorance than all of the militarism involved with Christianity for the past 1500 years. I'm a Christian but I'm not stupid.

[@Manuelabor1978]

He never showed up to class. Too busy pumpin kin

[@geoffygeoff9391]

Wants to protect himself and his family. Ignores the smoke detector with low battery.

[@Lebronsleftnutsack]

That's like saying I run the fire department very safely when your firetruck is about 40 years old

[@adrian457896]

Typical liberal. Isn’t a political party that wants to change the constitution to stay in power forever a lot more dangerous than a smoke detector with low battery? We all know who hates the electoral college to stay in power forever and the 2nd amendment to disarm the opposition...

[@carlostorres633]

Lol

[@probablynot2day557]

I mean. As long as he changes it before it stops beeping life goes on.

[@dwaynesmith1133]

He hates you if you don't believe in his god? ? Sound familiar to anybody? ?

[@Danielbignuts]

"Alt-right to me would be a conservative, white... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... or black..."

[@TheRealTorG]

The hubris and insecurity required to deem oneself a general must be astranomical.

[@marksummers666]

"training" seems to be about 75% breakfast

[@arnogoossens9892]

And the "general" is the last to get out of bed...

[@YaDingus]

Sounds pretty nice actually.

[@nuggetbutter1314]

DueyTait-Pastor fr

[@NVWART]

Hahaha!

[@arbjful]

Eggs & Bacon, camped out in the wild...yes...its pretty idyllic...

[@tjcogger1974]

"America's Largest right wing militia". Maybe by the pound

[@lickagoose5374]

Spicy, the biggest right wing militia, by volume

[@tjcogger1974]

@@lickagoose5374 lol. Exactly

[@bluehaze214]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sammcneillmckinnell5003]

I mean...at least they're not alt-right. They have a black man in their ranks so they have that going for them.

[@flfl186]

PBG - Prepper Belly Group

[@davo4074]

there are more hanging guts than braincells in this video 🤣

[@user-fx1ze2zp2o]

16:45 his rear sight isn’t even flipped up😂

[@CFCMahomet]

“I want to survive it”.... but doesn’t take care of his primary weapon system, his body.

[@stoontechguy]

"Just want to prepare for anything" no medical training, no infrastructure repair training, no farm training, just army cosplay.

[@SewerGvn]

You know, I'd take them more seriously if they did. Gun training is nice but the one machine that needs the best maintenance is our bodies. Cardio, strength, endurance, stamina... all that matters in the event that some threat, foreign or domestic, comes and wreaks havoc.

[@funny.gon-12]

happened. Are you talking about did you see there drills that is hardcore .

[@adoniscook643]

Couldn’t run 10 miles if you paid em...

[@ouigisboredroom]

Good observation. He’s feeding on the negative. I know.I do the same thing. It’s a sickness.

[@trentme09]

"I got a group of shooting buddies. We like to go out once a month or so and do some fun drills while we camp and drink over the weekend. Its a good time" would be a lot more understandable

[@discarded_nutrag]

Even kinda wholesome when you say it like that 🥲

[@JoelHernandez-sh5un]

My thoughts exactly

[@floored3078]

Yeah, the whole 3% thing is bullshit. They are all in their mid 50s and up. Just started getting into it after the Obama Administration? Way too old. I don't care much for the convictions that they are spewing. They couldn't even fight the sandman. Just because you can squeeze a trigger, doesn't make you an adverse threat to anyone with any actual training LOL.

[@clintonjfox]

Without the LARP all that’s left is the domestic violence

[@Goodstuffevery1]

"I get my meals delivered and always where TWO masks and a face shield when I work from home"....woof right?

[@sororxcide]

the physical training reminds me of my highschool gym class 😭

[@cannonlove2]

I love how he clicks on an empty chamber at the end on an obvious planned badass moment 😅

[@SethBlack-ly4yb]

Perfect ending to this circus show lol

[@pauljohnson3317]

Dad: Starts lecture Kid: "Here we go again."

[@lickagoose5374]

Paul Johnson this dude sais “the 3% mouvement has intelligent people” while this mans can’t get his own government right

[@ktg5713]

Lol

[@user-bl7oi6my4q]

Fixing for you: "Says" "movement" "these men" What a shame

[@user-re7po]

*dad grabs beer* Kid: “here we go again.”

[@thumpemhunting8660]

@@lickagoose5374 says the one who cant spell government right lol

[@bruthamann5697]

The other 97% is belly fat.

[@Isaac_cobo]

damn that actually made me chuckle

[@PremierLopez4TheMasses]

@@Isaac_cobo chortle*

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

@Raggedy Man PT = Pizza Time

[@themetachristian8933]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@GladysAlicea]

Be sure you're educated before taking others with you on a fool's errand...gun confiscation's a myth. Their ignorance is sad, as are their beer bellies and the "general" sleeping in before having bacon and eggs. Their weapons are useless against high-tech gov't weaponry, and they've no major financial resources to prepare for a real attack. If the kid at least read a bit, he'd tell his general dad America's headed to a feudal system, where plutocracy will rule. God bless.

[@frug1862]

They aren’t super soldiers that’s for sure, but they’re still more prepared and ready than most of America.

[@ZaoMedong-]

I’m not too concerned about Sergeant Cholestrol and the Gravy SEALs.

[@NucIear-Gandhi]

Blud rooting for the Gravy Meals

[@user-yh1nm1vy3i]

A black guy wearing a confederate flag on his uniform is crazy

[@euphratesjehan]

The Black man saying "the flag is just a piece of cloth, that's all it is." Then why hang it, fly it, wear or sport it? A flag is a type of symbol and symbols are powerful representations of something (an ideology, philosophy, creed, nation, unit, people, organization, religion, institution, team, group, etc.). This is just my opinion and not a formal definition, but I believe gers across easily. The flag they use, although is a piece of cloth, it does mean something and if the Black man or any member doesn't have a firm sound meaning, respect and honor for the emblem, flag, symbol then he shouldn't be a member. If I wee a member I wouldn't trust or put my trust or consider that person loyal or a comrade. I have no military or law enforcement training experience. Just a lady looking on the outside in.

[@stara_garda_3]

Why are their military nicknames also their Xbox gamertags?

[@geemanamatin8383]

cause then they dont need to think to much on a different one.

[@stara_garda_3]

@Nicholas Alexander yeah, these guys are more likely to get killed by a heart attack instead of muslim extremists.

[@georgewashingmachine8403]

*ILLUSION 100*

[@High_rise12]

Orthodoxy Will Rise Again because they are idiots discussion over

[@archetypealch3my290]

Orthodoxy Will Rise Again cause it’s the new breed, the millennial breed jeeesh.

[@christopherfalcone6277]

Remember the “You’re disrespecting a future US Army soldier!” kid.... This is him now, feel old yet?

[@popcorn8153]

I thought he would be playing paint ball in army fatigues. I've seen it, its cringe.

[@denierdev9723]

Saw your reply on TDMstevo's comment

[@kenpe8295]

That kid is actually apparently a rapper now

[@denierdev9723]

@@kenpe8295 ..

[@irommel6209]

That kid actually ended up joining the army

[@srhagood]

The end made it for me. The fact he didn’t do an administrative load then pulled the trigger to get that “ I’m an idiot click” then pulling the charging handle 😂😂😂😂

[@EddieMalone-uu8on]

“I pray to god that I do not have to use these skills for any reason” hahaha 🤣 💀

[@nikolai3620]

I can't imagine the dedication required to become a Gravy SEAL. Let alone an operator with MEAL Team 6.

[@tone618]

Lmao that's damn funny

[@willankhatter]

Gold

[@alexdriscoll373]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zaronipepperoni6731]

I am one of Dorito Forces' fiercest warriors

[@cyanoxicrose]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NedWasHere94]

“I’m ready for whatever threat short of a nuclear bomb“ **Goes to a cardiologist** “Why do I hear boss music?”

[@ucom0574]

To be fair he’s safe if a bomb hits him as it will bounce off him

[@spartan1010101]

“So your systolic pressure is 150, I think you should be more considerate for your health” “150 HP? That’s boss level health, what’s there to be worried about”

[@crimsonhalo13]

*Wilford Brimley has entered the chat*

[@ahmadsuleman9045]

This guy when he realizes the average amount of uranium fissioned (1 gram) has 18 billion calories: T A S T Y

[@howardroark8508]

Gravy SEALS

[@ocsicgo6868]

15:50 “I pray to god to not have to use these skills”🤣🤣🤣

[@gneusch7917]

I think these guys would really like airsoft.

[@csnider_1281]

G Neusch until they mix up their guns

[@jioriku]

I play and I can confirm. Right wing but super cool and weebs lmao

[@casey-capri2914]

That's all these guys really want to do... they're such frikin losers i cant even handle it. A bunch of uneducated racists. I'd love to hear why the "general" decided to start the 3% after obama was elected. It's because he doesnt like blacks... it's that simple.

[@Donfryesmustache]

@@casey-capri2914 you are trippin dude

[@nighthawknation2405]

Snaps neck to save ammo

[@vaishnav3735]

Kid: Mom i want military Mom: we have military at home *MILITARY AT HOME:*

[@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms]

The Military at Home has a lot less Nazis in it than our Military overseas does,so what's really White Supremacist? The Militias or The US Government?

[@zhukov7923]

Still better than the NFAC

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms what

[@aaronpaterson15]

@@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms theres a reason you have no likes

[@bruthamann5697]

@@zhukov7923 true

[@GentiluomoStraniero]

Gravy Seals?

[@Inceptor1254]

Watching someone else get the constitutional republic talk was funny to me 😂 like my childhood

[@hetzer5926]

“I’ve never heard of non-believers being converted to Christianity by knife point” *the Spanish Inquisition* “Allow us to introduce ourselves!” Also, wow, it’s clear not many of you have watched Monty Python

[@hetzer5926]

Keelan Jeffers, they are different, but not by much.

[@israellara89]

Keelan Jeffers catholics are christians.

[@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049]

Im Christian but the Christian crusaders where burtal.

[@jpara617]

@ Israel Lara Uh no there’s a huge difference, in doctrine at least.

[@hetzer5926]

@@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049, brutal is beating someone to death with a brick, brutal is cutting off someones hands, brutal is burning someone to death. The crusades weren’t brutal...they were beyond brutal. Their the reason why I fear any extreme religions and religious extremists. Also gotta agree with Israel Lara, Catholics and Christians are different in mainly doctrine. However they do worship the same god and Jesus so it’s mostly just how they worship THATS different. But honestly, these days the Catholics are some of the better religious people in my opinion, especially here in the south. Baptist’s and Evangelicals can be, well, passionate in their beliefs. Passionate like “you don’t believe the way I do your a fucking awful person who’s going to hell no matter what” passionate.

[@matthewshryock9913]

Knew this was legit when i saw the Miller Lite can.

[@germ445]

and the vape

[@jimstan1795]

OhBlackWater...poor asian lady...has to have kids with a Fat White Alcoholic Abuser White Guy. she'll turn up being shot dead. its bound to happen

[@DeeDeeCHAUNCEY]

he couldn't put it down.

[@amypeplinski6276]

he's got class those are talls

[@amypeplinski6276]

lmfao this guy mentions stereotypes right after they show him drinking a 16 oz. Miller lite and smoking a cigarette in the house no less. maybe Jr. could get his time down running the mile if he wasn't second hand smoking two packs a day.

[@Science_Labs_]

Can we get a 2024 update on this.

[@alexpickering2968]

1:43 damn the banjo kid from deliverance got fat

[@reeceryan1600]

personally i don't trust anyone named lieutenant boogieman to uphold anyone's rights in any situation

[@alexverdugo3560]

Reece Ryan That's why its your duty to uphold your rights so u don't rely on other people to uphold them for u

[@thenumbern9]

Reece Ryan what about general poopie butthole?

[@anthonya.7958]

You could uphold your rights without being this foolish.

[@sloth_7665]

Reece Ryan it's just a nickname, same thing happens in the military

[@skshighful]

That way.

[@chrisbecenti4727]

Scrolls through comments Brain: “man I wish I said that”

[@patrickbyrne3017]

man I wish I said that

[@Pulang_Diwa]

That said, i wish i man.

[@hatis9338]

Man I wish I said that

[@__mindflayer__]

The amount of times I’ve seen this comment

[@Mark-Wilson]

I WISH I SAID THAT

[@EetsBack]

Their training is like Hot Shots. It’s so funny. When the guy asked for 2 tangos, I thought someone would dance with him.

[@DorukSalac-kp2gf]

“We don’t want to be known as red necks” Also the group: Drinking beer all the time and shooting guns

[@Erik-zo9th]

You left three comments and liked all of them. I think you are the loser here

[@BrandonAilion]

"we don't talk to the media" said directly into a vice camera

[@tyson302]

Clearly an absolute genius

[@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms]

@@tyson302 He probably meant mainstream news stations,rightfully assuming the type of liberal stoners who watch Vice might be more sympathetic to his Anti-Government Creed than CSNBC would.

[@peterpan6027]

Zane Goodeker Yeah funny thing is that if some of these guys actually talked to some hippies odds are they could probably get the hippies to join them . They have similar aims , both want the government to leave them the Hell alone .

[@shavedata5436]

He was saying that a lot of them don't want to talk to media, ie, "they say 'we don't talk to media'"

[@samdacosta4676]

U underestimate vice. They will have an interview with almost anyone.

[@indbolwebelieve]

Funny part is the training, after smoking,eating shit and drinking soda lets do 10 min lazy push up and 8 hour gun shooting

[@josephburns8426]

At least they are doing something

[@prime8nate]

Correction: Drinking Miller Lite

[@TheKalihiMan]

I Have All The Toilet Paper Don’t disrespect one of the only drinkable light beers brewed in the US. Keystone Lite is more like it.

[@ladycatfish2896]

We don't really know how much time they spent training, they just showed a brief portion of it is all.... Would you really want to watch the video if it showed them exercising for 30 mins? What I found funny was that fat black dude doing sit ups. But then again, kudos to him, he is trying to be fit.

[@giovannicontreraz225]

That’s freedom

[@2ksoulja]

the smoke alarm at the beginning 💀

[@sonofgodde]

beer, cigarettes, training once a month 🤌🏻

[@StephanieHill]

You know a troop is pooped when the general wakes up last. XD

[@leonidas231]

by general you mean normal guy that probably never did anything

[@atw196]

@@leonidas231 yeah lol...most of those dudes probably don't even have real military experience/tactics...they just some type of wannabes

[@DES2nd9512]

Lol Sounds like you never have been in the military.

[@leonidas231]

@@DES2nd9512 5 years USMC, 0331

[@DES2nd9512]

@@leonidas231 did ya sleep through it? haha. cause you should know by now no officer or upper enlisted shows up "on time". part of where the whole hurry up and wait thing comes from.

[@TheMechgun25]

"here we go again", god, that kid is the most relatable person in this video

[@elpookay]

poor kid, hope he can still see thru the bull when he is older

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

He should've said "Ah shit" in the beggining of that sentence

[@hotelmoscow7805]

@@imlivingunderyourbed7845 Ah shit here we go again

[@biggingeryeti]

Ah hahaha right at the end. We call that dead mans click. Didn't even load his rifle.

[@commodore1325]

This would be funny af as a south park episode

[@PotatoJonson]

“Here we go again” = this kid has a chance.

[@comradepadraig6691]

That was what I said.

[@acethayersr1586]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJ6kpKBoe7J6Z80

[@hypo658]

@@hotdogpepper8410 weirdo

[@TriniLush7]

He’s gonna be the family rebel

[@sheenomeechi]

What was the timestamp for this?

[@Mumbowjumbow]

I find it entertaining that they have self assigned military ranks.

[@ChildOfSun23]

When the government is against us we need to learn to defend ourselves.

[@halwentz8994]

I'm a 23-star general !!

[@halwentz8994]

@@ChildOfSun23 LOL!!!

[@-data]

@@halwentz8994 It is not a joke though, laugh if you want.

[@halwentz8994]

@@-data Hmmm! Laugh or don't laugh.... decisions, decision...

[@lincolnhoffman2574]

I think just my airsoft experience puts me at a better chance in a gun fight than these guys

[@cbr8391]

I wish they would do a “Where Are They Now” follow up

[@zhongxina8426]

Probably dead or about to be dead from Covid

[@alejandroherrera6568]

@@zhongxina8426 bruh

[@ismth]

@@alejandroherrera6568 🥲

[@itsmefool8056]

I'm guessing half of them are gone due to the pandy😂

[@jameslutian1977]

@@zhongxina8426 I'd bet you $100 not a single one died of Covid, but you can go on hoping that (disturbingly) if you'd like. I hate these people, but Covid has created normalcy among people wishing mass death upon others they disagree with. It's disturbing af.

[@mentalphysics1941]

I like how he’s telling his son that he shouldn’t have anything left in the tank, yet he can hardly recover from doing push-ups and is the last to wake up.

[@MC-oh1ju]

Always with a Miller lite can too

[@rawdawg938]

100%

[@catwaterboy]

He always has nothing left in the tank, lead by example.

[@andrewchapman5659]

Yeah but he gave it all that was in the tank ... and thats all that matters lol

[@Alster123456]

Under 8 min mile is perfectly fine too. Dad acts like the kid is gonna become a professional runner or something.

[@DorukSalac-kp2gf]

the only arrest they should be scared of is cardiac arrest💀

[@ARDG89]

Hilarious how the dad in the beginning, criticizing the son about running. When the dad looks like the only running he does is on a video game while sitting on a couch

[@eliashaynes3663]

When you couldn't join the military because you had diabetes:

[@kgoon4689]

So original

[@quentinmoton5950]

@@kgoon4689 its funny have a laugh

[@GB-vj4gj]

😬

[@trentaker69]

Hahhahahahahah

[@bearsmith2752]

At least they're fighting 4 something hey what about fighting for your freedom

[@MrJohnledd]

I feel like someone should tell them they need to be physically fit also.

[@Spear995]

Nah. Let them eat their eggs and bacon.

[@jayrose6312]

Um, they were bad ass with that PT! 😂

[@halwentz8994]

fit or fat?

[@microracer6]

larger targets

[@jayrose6312]

@@microracer6 that’s so effed up, but also soooooo true! 😂

[@slowitdownroc8946]

This is the largest? Boy wtf

[@durtintracey5858]

Where do I sign up?

[@marlonboquin01]

“It’s a piece of cloth it doesn’t mean anything” Is a very weak argument in defense of the rebel flag. I guarantee you when these guys see an isis flag they don’t just say it’s a meaningless piece of cloth.

[@Therabbitsideoflife]

exactly what I was thinking lol

[@caesthoffe]

them: the rebel flag is just a piece of cloth them when someone burns an american flag: *visible anger*

[@caesthoffe]

@@bradleedaniels5072 and slavery

[@caesthoffe]

he deleted his comment lol

[@sharms_silly]

a black dude said this though lol

[@ShroomsInLocker]

Russia: *Invades on U.S soil* The 3 Percenters: *you've yeed yer last haw*

[@obscurehooligan3178]

This needs more likes

[@josephBo]

I'm sick and I was coughing up loogies from laughing

[@jeffp6013]

russia wont land boots on the ground maybe support only you libtards will be wiped out before they could muster

[@obscurehooligan3178]

jeff p shut up dork

[@jeffp6013]

snowflake cant stand the truth just like a typical libtard@@obscurehooligan3178

[@stylinskinnies]

everybody shitting on these guys but as someone who has only shot a few guns but is able to walk for miles and fire almost every small firearms system. i think these guys would still get me first.

[@allamericannative]

Are you all ready? For what's about to come?

[@lilcheetuh9341]

I was wondering how they were all in such good shape. Glad they showed us their training regiment

[@daddyodeath9157]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@halwentz8994]

Leave bacon out for a trap then shot them with rainbow-colored paintballs. They'll just all go home.

[@caramellatte7247]

😂😂😂

[@ebperformance8436]

They’re the elite SS stupid……Trumps Turd Reich will live on! ………..for a day.

[@danapaul3216]

Nobody is going to disarm the public. These idiot religious fundamentalists need to be disarmed. They are a threat to our way of life.

[@samuelwalker3688]

The only left wing they need to worry about is from KFC

[@SebastianGonzalez-cf1jl]

LMAO

[@Alex-tx2je]

Samuel Walker are you dumb 😂😂😂😂😂

[@merlinfalcon8518]

Ahahahahaaaaa

[@tonymanner9675]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

[@brettunderwood7291]

His wife ate the wings

[@ataylor3543]

The Gravy Seals, looks like a group of weekend drinkers

[@joevoit4884]

I want to see inside America's largest left wing militia. Curious as to what that would look like XD

[@smokeyplane3285]

not the largest, but: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2WXi6VjpLWMbqM

[@lukalaitadze3649]

I want an army mom: we have an army at home army at home:

[@pzavis25]

Underrated

[@notyourbusiness1352]

I was reading the previous comments and replies and be like man they arguing tf...but after reading this I laughed hahaha

[@millsykooksy4863]

😂😂😂

[@Pulang_Diwa]

TECHNICALLY they really are an "army at home". Lol.

[@lukalaitadze3649]

@Yeah Yeah its just a joke

[@onyxsolo1]

Dad: Son, you need to make that mile faster. Son: why don't you show me how it's done?

[@eightysix2092]

LOL !!!

[@cappuccinosnephew1382]

@brett linthicum No, but you shouldn't be borderline lethargic and not be able to run 100 yards without being completely out of breath.

[@gracie2814]

brett linthicum most of the time, yes

[@chinkenstrimps]

@brett linthicum yeah bro thats how leadership works

[@chinkenstrimps]

@brett linthicum i dont know a good leader that doesn't lead by example

[@aitzepe]

This people is what scares me the most about the US.

[@TheNightwind666]

God that flag looks so close to the enclave in fallout.

[@diznts393]

“In Christianity, I’ve never heard of a situation where people are commanded to convert non-Christians at knife point or gun point” Holy Inquisition: *allow me to introduce myself*

[@chrischance7746]

Blessed are those who seek peace that's what Jesus taught.

[@johnfarrell3506]

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

[@winterxx1555]

I think he’s talking about in modern times but otherwise you are right

[@b2hchiropractic117]

In all fairness... they actually were not true Scotsmen. The fact is Christians are not called to convert by force. The fact that the spanish govenrment (as wells as many others) appropriate Christianity to legitimize their goals of empire and motivate their forces is not an argument that Christianity (Christ or the inspired scriptures) calls for it,.

[@Santaclau5e]

*Laughs in Richard the Lion heart*

[@dionwashington6871]

"we gonna get our PT in" says the dude who had beer and cigarettes for breakfast

[@ExtinctSS]

That's actually a real Marines breakfast.

[@camwwilson]

LOL

[@marcelopepinho]

Imagine for lunch ....

[@troyb4533]

There's nothing here. Without someone screaming in your face calling you a failure and that you better do better or else you might as well go crawl back to mommys basement and play make believe. You have nothing. This people are a joke.

[@Datsyukiandeke]

Dont forget the side of bacon grease

[@jaredchristie8882]

Fast forward to 2024 and this is something to think about

[@alfredpaquin3563]

As late as they slept, they would have been overrun an hour before dawn. I guess the concept of "stand to" was overlooked for creature comfort.

[@gilbertvehicleservices]

I want to congratulate Vice for letting this group tell their story in their own words. No interruptions from the interviewer or their crew. This group's viewpoint is one I would have never witnessed without this video.

[@dd.4910]

5:27...Is General up yet lol......the fat leader is still sleeping off his hangover.....Jesus...

[@RitzStarr]

No need to spin it tbh, they make themselves look like scared morons without any help

[@angelusumbrae]

Yes exactly. It annoys the Hell outta me when "news" people are perpetually feeding us narratives instead of the facts. It's almost if they think we are all incapable of forming our own views... Or that they have an agenda that is less about informing us of facts, and more about skewing our views into lining up with their politics and their attitudes. Because if what someone wants to tell you is nothing but the truth, they will tell you just the facts. And not twist it with their hack partisan politics.

[@graymikep64]

Lmfao vice- no bias left wing fucks.

[@paullee3660]

It’s all about the editing. You can tell whatever story you like if you stitch it together right.