They're like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail
@jrobertech8 ай бұрын
Like picking pollen off a mouse's handkerchief
@nitroputin57908 ай бұрын
God i love Bob
@afischer83276 ай бұрын
I have no idea what that means, but it's very Bob.
@amygreenu4 ай бұрын
like finding a rabbit’s tear in an oil spill
@takeru31593 ай бұрын
@@afischer8327 these are quotes from 'Would I Lie to You' when Bob has on multiple occasions explained how his memory has become foggy with age so some of the finer details of the story may have been lost to time.
@markmckeown878 ай бұрын
There's something about the way he says 'that kind of joke' that always cracks me up
@Demonboy3628 ай бұрын
Half an hour of Bob Mortimer, yes please
@vivienneoneill54008 ай бұрын
Yes yes.❤❤❤❤
@staneagle10707 ай бұрын
I love the additive museum segment that guy cracking up was so good
@fire.walk.with.me.4306 ай бұрын
bobs face of delight at the phrase "morning sausage" is wonderful
@Kernow808 ай бұрын
What I love about his humour is its like he only apply 50 percent effort often saying the most stragely weird interesting or boring things that are so spontaneous and yet he ll keep running with it . He then laughs at himself in the moment which is even more endearing drawing you deeper into his madness which is actually funny and genius
@afischer83276 ай бұрын
I know this is about Bob and he's a lovely odd genius, but Richard's comment at about 13:00 was most amusing. "Terrified that my secret morning sausage ring is about to be bust wide open...". I'm not sure that I could pack that with any more blatant innuendo.
@ThundaFuzz8 ай бұрын
"Do we strike you?" is the funniest thing from Taskmaster between all the series.
@vivienneoneill54008 ай бұрын
Love Bob so much.❤❤❤❤❤❤
@ilikeexxs8 ай бұрын
Idunno mate, Paul chowdry with "bastard's crying, innit?" Never fails to get me
@flipthebuzzard8 ай бұрын
I'd say to start with "I have a little problem , my anus is too high" is up there 😂
@squiglemcsquigle84148 ай бұрын
Nah rob beckett in a grandmas dress cacklin
@lepanzon7 ай бұрын
Nah, you’s all wrong. It’s Liza making Alex sit his bare ass on a cake.
@xtealz19938 ай бұрын
I love how stunned Aisling is, Mark is absolutely dumbfounded, Nish and Sally are fucking dying and Greg and Alex are like: this is gold we should ask questions
@johnholzman9884Күн бұрын
I honestly didn't know if I was cheering more for Aisling or Bob on Taskmaster.
@AtticAurel8 ай бұрын
Sean's head turn at 8:02 just kills me every time. The disbelief of what he just heard. 😂🤣😆
@michaels14228 ай бұрын
Making Sean Lock lost for words is an art in itself.
@chuck18045 ай бұрын
He is the gift that keeps on giving.
@callumfrizzell11178 ай бұрын
3:03 the way Bob has sally in absolute hysterics makes me laugh even more lol
@Nebuloid16 ай бұрын
"I'VE SINNED AGAIN MAN", just about the funniest thing ever.
@milescampbell5214 ай бұрын
I can honestly say that, in all seriousness, I love Bob. I mean I'm actually in love with him. He's so effortlessly funny. I would love to meet him in a pub and spend the evening absolutely wetting my pants laughing.
@tbag11108 ай бұрын
Bob Mortimer, the largest of all the nuts
@JonMidtan8 ай бұрын
Bravo!
@Si74l0rd7 ай бұрын
I love how much Sally Phillips enjoys Bob's anatomy lesson.
@timothygraham43044 ай бұрын
She is unhinged, and the world is better for it!😂
@bradleybarnett95452 ай бұрын
She loves a good larf, does our Sally.
@bamleith30958 ай бұрын
Bob once said to me "I'm your uncle" and i tried to start a saying but it never caught on.
@samuelgarrod83278 ай бұрын
Other than the obvious reason, why do you think that is?
@alcyoneorithiya12308 ай бұрын
sniper's dream, they used to call him
@qnteban5 ай бұрын
With the explanation of how he uses a toilet, i am now 100% convinced Bob Mortimer is just an older (British) Butters from south park
@Beafteck893 ай бұрын
Bob is just generous too. He is himself..sweet and absurd. He's just here to have fun. And we all need to follow that example. Just smile and laugh and the rest will be good
@samuelgarrod83278 ай бұрын
The go-to guy for pocketmeat advice.
@MysteriousDonBrennanBeats5 ай бұрын
Bob is my favourite person to have ever lived.
@Ukedc2597 ай бұрын
I do beg your pardon …
@serendipidus84827 ай бұрын
...we are in your gaaadin!
@iamdb19908 ай бұрын
dear channel 4, or any other channel that happens to read this, always put Bob Mortimer on TV all the time thanks, everyone on behalf of the UK, and probably most of the world
@daviddieudonne78298 ай бұрын
I’m Belgian and I agree. The man is a treasure. I see bob, I click.
@Adam-tt4gt8 ай бұрын
Bob Mortimer truly is the cat's pajamas.
@JonMidtan8 ай бұрын
And that cats name is... tsssk.... Goodmonson 😂
@DarylShires8 ай бұрын
And the dog’s bollocks.
@samuelgarrod83278 ай бұрын
He has thoroughly outvicced Vic for several years.
@buzzytrombone43538 ай бұрын
Thought that it was the cat’s whiskers.
@vivienneoneill54008 ай бұрын
Yes he is bless him.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@danielgalyean65088 ай бұрын
I’m a simple man. I see Bob Mortimer, I click.
@manskken6 ай бұрын
I hadn't realised how mad he is until I saw all of these clips back to back hhh
@TS-Monkey8 ай бұрын
Lovely how you still post these videos. I love them.
@leflipmoАй бұрын
Bob Mortimer looks like what Kevin Spacey would imagine Bob Mortimer to look like while he is looking in to Bob Mortimer's mirror.
@DianeGraham-od7owАй бұрын
There was one point when Bob Mortimer turned and he looked just like Kevin Spacey
@samiecarr18857 ай бұрын
It is said that a courtroom is a stage and all the peoplè merely players. Well...I'd watch Bob in court in his old profession all day long. He would def have the best defence stories! 😂❤
@emercycrite8 ай бұрын
Magnificent is EXACTLY the right word
@M077Y8 ай бұрын
Bob's Cheese dig was straight out of HowToBasic, loved it ahahah
@Beafteck893 ай бұрын
And... he kinda knows that it's magic in a bottle but that even he doesn't know why? Watching him crack Greg, Sean, and the robotic Richard is delightful
@Loupdelou-ly1veАй бұрын
My God! I made the mistake of watching this before I went to bed.... the last bit about the mask. Holy shit, I'm gonna have nightmares about that mask.
@missmerrily48307 ай бұрын
The coconut was a dead ringer for Alan Sugar, so I hope he won that round!
@stevo688 ай бұрын
Fun fact, Bob married a sweaty bird.
@samuelgarrod83278 ай бұрын
I'm glad your ex found happiness.
@MilotheShrike8 ай бұрын
I imagine jon richardson would love the cardigan club
@Anu_Sol8 ай бұрын
Was it The Dove from Above?
@paulvontarsus7298 ай бұрын
@@MilotheShrike Apart from all the sweaty birds
@isitafox7 күн бұрын
Without doubt THE greatest comedian this country has ever and will ever see
@SqwashGaming5 ай бұрын
Serious question.. is Bob actually how to basic? 3:37
@johnbrown34717 ай бұрын
The coconut looked like Alan Sugar.
@2gooddrifters4 ай бұрын
He cracked it.
@Purp2577 ай бұрын
Gosh I love Bob ❤
@KremitFrogman8 ай бұрын
That Chappaquiddick joke was fantastic.
@GIRTHGIRL8 ай бұрын
why do you never show any clips of bob on vic Reeves big night out on these compilations , one of channel 4's finest shows
@BlameThande8 ай бұрын
Good point!
@dazediss66297 ай бұрын
24:57 is peak Bob.
@robgreen18185 ай бұрын
He absolutely loves a reverse toilet. Christian Slater lost 350 on it!
@daniellepearsall49788 ай бұрын
LOL I love Bob, some of his stuff on WILTY is great too.
@benflint42076 ай бұрын
Who wouldn't want to be cuddled by Bob Mortimer in the boot of a car? Bet Alex's 15 year old self lost it!
@rick666493 ай бұрын
Bobs face at the morning sausage part 😊
@Vtarngpb8 ай бұрын
This man deserves an MBE
@markhardcastle98207 ай бұрын
Knighthood
@bradleybarnett95457 ай бұрын
The tasty face is too beautiful.
@owendoak7026 ай бұрын
Took the mock with the adverts here like, dear me
@mchlbk5 ай бұрын
Adblock ftw.
@n.v.90008 ай бұрын
If he thought about that 785 math question a bit more, he would get it easly.
@Eisenwulf666Ай бұрын
i've only got to 776, how do you solve it?EDIT: oops, i see it now
@BR1GADIER8 ай бұрын
Poor henriette, attacked by antilemonism
@GeohillierneoАй бұрын
Used to watch Shooting Stars as a kid and always thought Vic was the funny one, but as I've gotten older it's plain to see who the real genius was
@michelle17944 ай бұрын
How I love me some Bobby Mortimer
@emzed12757 ай бұрын
One of the quicker days😂.
@Clint-k8wАй бұрын
Bob needs to be on telly more
@ThatBloodyHobo8 күн бұрын
Bob Mortimer is just IRL Butters from South Park
@BionicRusty4 ай бұрын
22:58 All about Bob, I know, but when the Countdown goalie came out, the whole of the UK went hard. 😂
@Zoro0072 ай бұрын
He's a goldmine of mirth.....if only he was the leader of the Labour party......👍👍👍👍👍👍
@danielikelman4814 ай бұрын
The funniest guy around...Bob Mortimer
@taotubettvАй бұрын
Sardaukar starts chanting at 3:12
@thebloodyshamblesАй бұрын
I mean if you could live inside someone's mind, why not Bobs?
@joran21274 ай бұрын
3:13 we've found HowToBasic's true identity
@SweatBoy427 ай бұрын
Bob is soooo funny. 😂😂😂😂
@fatbelly278 ай бұрын
I've never watched a Bob clip and felt like leaving it part way through
@warrenhardie1635 ай бұрын
I love bob hahahaha
@capcompass92985 ай бұрын
Chappaquidik, not lucky for Mary Jo Kophekni (excuse the spelling).
@mavenfrankeus72877 ай бұрын
There's NOTHING wrong with Rachel's goalie outfit.
@rodmorrison477 ай бұрын
Except for who's in it, unfortunately.
@edward121215 ай бұрын
What is the show with Richard where they try the out of date stuff?
@isitafox7 күн бұрын
Travel Man
@deanlowdon83818 ай бұрын
Bit off topic, but Sally Philips is hot…
@auldmangribble19027 ай бұрын
Hey! Like fingaahprunts. Never to be mistaken for fingaaaaahprintslike*!*
@robbob14367 ай бұрын
Now I understand the Christian Slater drawings...
@XdjdaleyX7 ай бұрын
2:37 what came first bob or butters?
@Retrozoid887 ай бұрын
Aisling is gorgeous
@oldfrittenfett12768 ай бұрын
What about the funny faces?
@Geratorwave3 ай бұрын
I've sin again man🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheAnon2323 ай бұрын
He’s a national treasure. The grandpa we all need
@peterduffield22112 күн бұрын
I wonder how many people now pee in hotel kettles
@patrickjones794227 күн бұрын
That would be an economical matter
@MrKwejibo8 ай бұрын
Bob Mortimer is butters prove me wrong
@nealthomas53467 ай бұрын
Genius
@stevenmoore79238 ай бұрын
Genius..
@OneForTheNorth2 ай бұрын
I do beg your pardon….
@smokeandkippers8 ай бұрын
I often wake up to morning sausage. Fortunately, my wife is very accommodating.
@Seahorse14148 ай бұрын
Rosalind is a f###### nightmare !
@daveyfunk8 ай бұрын
Bob is a national treasure, but that episode where Rachel is in goal woulda disappointed a lot of men if the title was 'Rachel takes numerous balls to the face'
@samuelgarrod83278 ай бұрын
She's not all that. Wonky eye.
@birkinater11397 ай бұрын
🤣❤️
@eamonquinn51886 ай бұрын
If you don't love Bob Mortimer, you are a very bad person and should go hide in a corner, because somebody will say something bad about your brother, some day, maybe x
@hopebgood6 ай бұрын
I love Bob Mortimer but my imaginary sister has started stalking him.
@dmontes133Күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zouchmusic8 ай бұрын
Didn't you post this video a couple of weeks ago? I've seen this compilation.
@samuelgarrod83278 ай бұрын
Hahaaa, as if you would get a reply from Channel 4 😆😆😆😆😆
@patrickjones794227 күн бұрын
Ecumenical
@paulvontarsus7298 ай бұрын
When Rachel Riley put on the goalie outfit I'm sure she fulfilled a lot of men's fantasy.
@nektekket8527 ай бұрын
Mortimer, the comedy Jedi. The man is incapable of not being funny...
@CushpotАй бұрын
Adverts are an absolute piss take on this channel
@Lance-Stroll8 ай бұрын
Sitting backward on the toilet is feom south park
@norris6678 ай бұрын
Not sure they are the originators of that concept
@samuelgarrod83278 ай бұрын
@@norris667I was doing it in the 80s.
@Blackcats22288 ай бұрын
Bob suggested the reverse toilet to Christian Slater in 2004 which is before South Park.
@stub63788 ай бұрын
We were all about AC Slatering on a toilet in 1997
@benjaminrich93967 ай бұрын
Nobody likes Nish Kumar.
@Dafoodmaster8 ай бұрын
Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬 Strong language 🤬
@fraMOON6358 ай бұрын
❤
@thisisollie4 ай бұрын
"I'm a fucking businessman!" 🥲
@BiasCutt8 ай бұрын
who TF set-up that skateboard? And why do production houses always go to the supermarket to buy them? Why? See how far those axles stuck out? I can't even begin to explain...
@BiasCutt8 ай бұрын
Like, you have more money than 99.99% of skateboarders, but you can't afford to buy something safe?
@BiasCutt8 ай бұрын
The word "safe" isn't slang, incase you were wondering x