Instagram Trad Influencers are Built Diff | Couples Cringe

[@annak.9483]

sorry i can’t watch this rn, my 1000 boyfriends are taking me to get plan b

[@zoeb3573]

So glad your 1000 boyfriends take such good care of you ❤ you've trained them well

[@groinBlaster31]

​@@zoeb3573she has 1000 bosses. It's quite the complex org chart

[@okaycola2]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@HermioneGranger-i4l]

Are they getting 1000 plan b’s? Or splitting it 1000 ways? 😂

[@eligreene2898]

They should just send you the money for it cause you deserve it if you deal with 1000 boyfriends 🤣🤣🤣

[@leelee353]

“I don’t know if these are worms or veins” YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!!

[@avenuu]

What would she do if tape worm eggs entered her bloodstream 😭🙏

[@stupedcraig]

lol worms? The shouldnt be breeding at all let alone trying to have 15 kids.

[@vapourised_spinachjuice1303]

My jaw dropped when I saw the finished 'soup'

[@Dahlily]

​@@vapourised_spinachjuice1303soup? More like goop. 🤢

[@Lowkeykindabi]

​@@Dahlily Ah, hell nahh🤢🤢

[@coffee_pyrrha5094]

Some of these must be rage bait or kink... right??? I really hope at least some of these women aren't really living like this...

[@thefeyway]

both babe

[@Aijajabhwkakakwjakanq]

I feel a little bad about thinking like this but all couples who follow this style give me a STRONG fetish vibe

[@icebear3561]

@@thefeywayyeah was going to say they’re both definitely satire

[@mychaoticneutralace4617]

i mean polygamous marriage is illegal in the us and english isn't my first language but that girl sound very american when she talk so i assume she doesn't have sister wives like she imply

[@Pixie1001.]

I suspect it's more of a grift. She's playing up the persona of the idealised trad wife to monetise the growing incel demographic - hence why her dating service isn't aimed at trad wives trying to get a husband like her content might suggest, it's a scammy dating app (probably populated by bot accounts to fix the gender imbalance) aimed at men. The more insane and ludicrously traditional and submissive she makes herself out to be, the more she rises above the thousands of other trad wife influencers attempting to pull the same grift.

[@isalsaurus]

YAY COUPLES CRINGE!

[@craigjenkins5434]

I said the same thing!

[@IzzieBarrera]

this was my exact reaction lol !!

[@vapourised_spinachjuice1303]

My fav series ever

[@Lowkeykindabi]

I LOVE THIS SERIES SM😭😭🙏🏾

[@rvxr]

As a muslim, girl what she talking about 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@VanillaCatttt]

EXACTLY!! She’s quite literally spreading misinformation and comes off as a pick me as well 😭💀

[@usuallyjai.ৎ]

isnt cursing a sin for u guys? /genq

[@rvxr]

@usuallyjai.ৎ yeah it is😭😭

[@Aijajabhwkakakwjakanq]

I have never seen such an unpollited Muslim , you Muslim girls seem so nice that it really left my jaw dropped 😨

[@Rebekkashahtirmizi]

Nah, God does not care if we swear. There is too too much suffering in the world that we are not helping with.

[@kelly6677]

9:54 where do these people get the idea that eating animal body parts imbues them with the power of those parts??? I'm not gorging myself on chicken wings, I'm flight maxxing!

[@xDyxe]

Hahaha

[@Montesama314]

Obtaining the power to basically jump and float off the ground for 7 seconds.

[@claida339]

They're right tho, I haven't swim maxxed in years because I hate fish, and now I can't even breathe underwater.

[@Dixiedingo_LBB]

It's an extremely old wives tale, but yeah, a lot of older folk believe eating certain animal parts genuinely works like that. Oysters are rumored to be an aphrodisiac for women, for instance.

[@DimaRakesah]

What's extra funny is they same people who will eat this stuff thinking that it will give them fertility are the ones acting like vegan food will kill you. Actually... the extra hormones in animal foods are NOT doing you any favors. Yes, that includes you, men. Testosterone levels are lower in men who consume animal products, in part, because of the exogenous hormones. Also, the high cholesterol and fat clogs the circulatory system and the 🍆 requires good blood flow to function.

[@rachidarachida04]

so i am muslim and in the last section when that lady said she would make her husband marry the woman he cheated on with her i am going to tell you right now that is not islam that is not our religion. no cheating is allowed in islam and it is severely looked down upon and punished i do not know why is she saying such nonsense in the name of islam. as a muslim woman if my husband cheated on me i am dumping his ass because that is against our religion and disrespectful toward me. It is these sort of individuals that ruin the name of our religion .

[@sueuzi]

100000000%

[@AshleyfromTX]

I thought it was super odd that she thinks that the dynamic she’s describing also allows her to “make” her husband do anything. He’s the sovereign in their household, so by her own logic and the way she describes their marriage she has no right to question anything he does, or tell him what to do. She’s just the domestic slave labor, she has no right or power to “make him marry” anyone.

[@itsbritneybiatch6523]

Same lol but honestly I'm not surprised. Extremists in general are so "into religion" that they miss the point of it many times... I've met people who think similarly. I don't like calling people NPCs but it's genuinely what they were. Every conversation with them goes full circle and most of their reasoning is based on so much mental gymnastics that you can sign them up for cirque du soleil.

[@Lowkeykindabi]

THANK YOUU 😭

[@toothcruncher]

4:52 as someone who has churned butter before (and is getting my master's: it can be done!) at that pace, with that form, that butter won't get done for DAYS. like yeesh...

[@tanatswamhandire5604]

😂😂😂😂 your comment made my day

[@dangermouse4871]

Agree for making a whole video on churning before degree she should at least do it right.

[@catherinemccrary7063]

Lmao literally. The way she's just sorta poking the contents of the bucket with the churner... 💀💀💀

[@kaosisosom]

Damn! Maybe you could release videos saying you’re a better wife by being able to churn butter AND get an education because you can support your man in domestic AND academic ways 🤣🤣🤣 let’s all be mad! The sauce is calling 🍝🍝

[@Aaarandom]

As someone who grew up in church, the Bible maxing part was hilarious

[@himbology100]

"You know a potluck hates to see her coming" I burst out laughing in my office

[@becauseimmissy_]

I just want to make this clear if you haven't seen the disclosure. THESE PEOPLE DO NOT REPRESENT THEIR RESPECTIVE RELIGIONS. I have tons of religious friends that practice different religions and they are all great people that use their religion for good. Religion is meant to be used for good / moral compass and I 100% agree with that (no matter what your religion may be). As you can see, these people's actions are not even in line with their religion, they are just weaponizing their religion to justify their actions. In this video, all of my jokes/criticism has to do with the weird actions these people do NOT the religion itself. I strongly advise watching the whole video and listening to what these people are promoting before sending me your death threats LOL

[@Dahlily]

Lol, not very Christian of them 🤨

[@etherealaesthetical]

Yaaaayyyy Bryce is back! Update: I decided to stealth watch this video in class and I had to sit through all the splooge sound effects and a pleasure toy sponsor with a straight face 😮‍💨

[@nina-cd1ti]

lmaooooo

[@camilaburgos8383]

In the Spanish-speaking community there are quite a few conservative KZbinrs and Redpillers who copy and paste speeches from the English-speaking community. They tell you that you should get married as soon as possible, that you should have many children because it is the only way to be happy and that other lifestyles are incorrect. The funny thing is that many of them live with their partners without being married and those who are married are enjoying their life as a "couple without children" and prioritizing their personal projects (they admit it), there is a youtuber Redpiller says she is engaged and that he will get married soon (he's been saying that for years). It is incredible how these people do not apply what they say, and if they do apply it, they end up showing that they were speaking from ignorance. PS: Sorry if the comment is poorly worded, I wrote it with the translator because English is not my native language.

[@apotatowithnorights]

Como asi mi compa

[@camilaburgos8383]

​​​@@apotatowithnorights MII COMPAAAA 😂, a lo qué me refiero es que muchas veces la gente que dice ser "conservadora" o redpiller suelen contradecirse en sus discursos y te tengo varios ejemplos: Fitnico ha dicho en varios videos que es importante tener hijos, y que independientemente de tú edad un hijo es un hijo y nunca es el peor momento para tenerlo, sin embargo una vez el dijo que todavía no tenía hijos porque estaba priorizando sus proyectos personales. Maricel es redpiller y cree en el muro, pero lleva bastante tiempo diciendo que se va a casar pero no se ha casado (y tengo entendido lleva años diciendo que se va a casar y todavía no se casé). Si bien suelo consumir el contenido de ellos y creo en que tienen la libertad de hacer lo que entiendan, no puedes aconsejar a alguien algo y decirle que si no lo hace "es malo" cundo tú mismo no lo haces.

[@lowelo5469]

17:05 Muslims do not claim this woman and these are not our teachings Idk what's wrong with this woman specifically but she doesn't represent Muslim people or our religion we all collectively have an issue with her

[@clairevergel788]

YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HAVING THE SAME HUMOR 😭 true love is real

[@okaycola2]

They're the MVPS

[@erinsharp3646]

18:20, what if ive had 1000 boyfriends and no husband because they didn't know how to respect me?

[@bumfricker2487]

oh no honey, respect is a one-way street (according to these single influencers/future victims)

[@nikolakowalczyk3536]

I love your videos. The trad wives are such sad people. They try to make themselves believe that their lives are dream come true for them but life only for an abusive partner and a dozen children aren't healthly to have.

[@littlesunshine4591]

We started the video and i already heard breast milk ice cream. They are truly built different

[@Ryuki_Garmr]

Everyone wake up, Mother and Father are serving

[@BananaPudding-pm3qg]

GIRL THE BUTTER CHURNING FUCKING KILLEDDD ME 😭😭

[@Saara-d6r]

I know the breast milk ice cream was most likely ragebate, but seriously! 😅 Breast milk is so f*king hard and exhausting to produce even for one baby, let alone to create a whole tube of ice cream. Speaking from an experience.

[@okaycola2]

Right? How many women would it take to produce a gallon?

[@thelorax616]

“Treat your husband like you would your boss.” Okay. Last week, when my boss was making the store supply order, I wanted the watermelon scented Fabulouso. He was hesitant bc it was more expensive. So I ✨pouted at him until he bought it✨ Is that… is that right? 😅

[@marymcarvalho]

18:21 how can I respect my husband when I don't have one? Instructions unclear.

[@zoeb3573]

You need to respect your husband to get a man, but you need to have a man to respect him. Instructions unclear indeed.

[@daricarli6079]

My exam results came in. I found out my friends are talking shit about me behind my back. The relationship with my parents is more decrepit than that old dinky shed where my grandma smokes her sausages. BUT MISSY POSTED so f**k it it's a good day💅💅💅

[@becauseimmissy_]

Omg babe im so sorry❤️ sending u love

[@robloxperson8579]

Good luck girl 💗

[@kaosisosom]

Gaahhh! I hate this for you. Forget those friends! Life is full of amazing people and you’ll find your way to them somehow. Hang in there! Sending you good tidings❤❤❤

[@PixelPal26]

Ya Allah ‘the devil is weak so if my husband cheats I’m gonna make him marry her surprise bitch thought you saw the last of me’ is lowkey hilarious. The girls are unionizing!! 🤪

[@Rebekkashahtirmizi]

“is it next to a school?” 😂

[@Hweienthusiast]

YAAAAY, BRYCE IS BACK 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼I love how both of you make it double the fun. Some couples are kinda awkward but you both are so connected and funny ❤

[@tanatswamhandire5604]

7-15kids!!!!!!?????? Whose going to be taking care of those

[@kaosisosom]

The breast milk market is booming dontcha know

[@TheChaoticAsexual]

The flags stuff: That’s called color guard. As a queer non-binary person who was in it in high school, I was definitely not welcome in it 😅

[@starsomely]

my sister did color guard in middle school lmfaooo, i remember hearing about how ruthless those flag girlies wereee

[@kianamoore5390]

Religious fanaticism has these people truly crashing out online for all of us to cringe at. My family is specifically Southern Baptist, but even they cringe at things like this. People like this are like “Super Christian Level 1000 Maximum Prayer Warrior” with a sprinkle of hypocrisy and prejudice on the side 😂

[@kaosisosom]

Sprinkle like the vodka lady’s 2 shots

[@kianamoore5390]

@ 😂😂

[@thewrightmannert.5142]

Bruh, if I’m bringing in other women, why would we even need a man at that point? The audacity, and lack of self respect is exasperating.

[@becca1147]

"Churning butter instead of going to college" must be a joke 😭😭

[@richrich2862]

Seriously, you guys are a true match, you both have the same humor - yall must be laughing nonstop at home even during arguments lol

[@DimaRakesah]

So many religious obsessions just seem like unresolved mental health issues. Obsession with virginity, breast milk, having tons of kids, etc. Like obsessions level interest in these things just seems like a huge, flapping, neon red flag.

[@celestial-lily]

one day, we will see a videos on that first influencer's account titled "breast milk haul 😍" and "can I tell the difference between cheap and expensive breast milk??? 😱"

[@matthew-j75]

Let's not forget to celebrate Ballerina Farmer Hannah! And her EGG APRON 😂

[@pauwula]

Missy is the realest for appreciating and recommending Peruvian cuisine like ceviche

[@fatimahlovesjoon6190]

as a Muslim, other muslims scare me 😭

[@rt4500]

Same girl same 😔

[@Aijajabhwkakakwjakanq]

All the Muslim influencers (especially the girls) I've seen seem so nice and polite that I thought it was against their beliefs to swear 😨

[@inayathecoolest]

same

[@angeek1879]

Honestly so real

[@FromNowheresville]

Girl same omg

[@Mel-cv5fj]

I am so happy you are getting sponsors now!

[@JournalNthoughts]

All these women sound like they have been created by AI bots using buzz words

[@stelitsa9535]

Deciding to have milk chocolate while watching this video was a mistake I can’t take back💀

[@TomMinnow]

choccy milk sinus enema

[@grandpa_the_kid]

BRYCE OUR KING

[@OhSkyeLanta]

5:57 neither of those are butter churning!!!! 😂😂 maybe cow milking, if you want to get kicked by the cow for bruising her teats 😂😂😂 firmly grasp with both hands and jerk up and down 😂

[@meow-mn6iz]

9:30-10:00 I low-key want to forget I ever heard that

[@margusiraptor9729]

17:05 honey, you're an oppression pick me, sit down

[@kelly6677]

1:20 The breast milk that you produce when pregnant isn't even the same breast milk that you have throughout your breast feeding career and you don't typically express any milk until after birth. To make ice cream with that initial breast milk liquid, pre birth-- called colostrum-- sounds even less appealing than "regular" breast milk ice cream does.

[@AlizaJayne]

22:00 ma’am that’s your husband ruining a marriage with infidelity. Or are husbands and men just that weak?

[@katherinefrost6318]

You misunderstood ChristWithCali. She doesn't prefer raw milk to tequila shots, she's drinking raw milk straight over tequila. She's doing the worm challenge and everything.

[@millenepatricia7582]

I'm kinda obsessed with your channel rn and I absolutely love the coupls crige series! Thank you for your content, Missy!

[@MargoHanson_Wife]

Yay another video

[@bugfacedgirl]

She made resident evil food

[@nosiphosithole6187]

Words can’t describe how much I love your content. You banter and chemistry is so refreshing ❤😊

[@kayhaven4710]

Listen, if she’s trying to legalize polygamy, why can’t a wife have more husbands? Why is it only the man can have wives?? 😂

[@PowyMeowy]

If I had a dollar for every time a stupid person spouted stupid opinions on reels to attract more stupid people in order to sell a course online i’d be a gazillionaire

[@ApollosSong127]

Omg, missy you are so fun but i got really excited after seeing bryce😅😅 You both are so amaing and awesome!!!!

[@fernandaa7334]

I'm sorry but I'm still trapped in the whole breast milk ice cream. I didn't understand shit you said after that.

[@okaycola2]

My husband will NEVER be treated like an employer; where is my PTO?

[@neurodiverseintrovert9238]

Rigth?? Like where is my christmas bonus????

[@emmamcginnis]

12:16 HER KRABBY PATTY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cherrileah9259]

missy i literally love all your commentary videos they're my fave on youtube 😭 i click so fast when i see one

[@cockyrocky9377]

The couples crumping really sealed the deal for me

[@Aijajabhwkakakwjakanq]

I'm not a Christian person at all, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the concept of eating raw meat and adopting an extremely carnivorous diet seems to me to be against God's principles , Why would he want us to kill and mistreat animals so cruelly, which are also his creation, when we can have a balanced diet and eat vegetables without hurting anyone? I dont know , just seems a little off to me

[@lumpchunker5516]

From what I've read, God permitted eating meat "after the Fall" (ie. The Apple Debacle). Also, he demanded a WHOLE lotta animal sacrifice according to the Old Testament. So, as with most things in the Bible, the data is contradictory and largely up to interpretation. People like these have also found unique and innovative ways to corrupt their faith to suit virtually ANYTHING they want to do. So long as they're not supporting them gays or them border-hoppin' melanin-havers, it's open season. Figuratively and literally...

[@merchantfan]

Seriously, the only time the bible references meat it's cooking it and it's rare for commoners since you have to give most to the temple priests or to the poor or whatever. A lot of people would only get to eat a little bit of meat spread out over a long period of time (so maybe like a stew with a bunch of vegetables and grains in it that would just sit there on the fire all week while you ate through it). It's give us our daily bread, not give us our daily steak. The loaves and the fishes. The Bible loves carbs (bc back then almost everyone was doing a ton of manual labor and needed as many calories as they could get)

[@Aijajabhwkakakwjakanq]

@merchantfan Thank you very much, I was finding it all very weird, I think these people are just making excuses and using the bible to eat bull balls

[@Pomagranite167]

I'm not sure if god is against eating raw meat and he certainly is not pro-vegan, and he definitely never said "never hurt an animal". But he certainly is against gluttony and over indulgence. I'm not sure if he's against mistreatment of animals, but he did say that humans have dominion over all animals. Some people took that to mean we can treat all animals however we please, others took it to mean "take care of the earth, as you are in charge, so be a good leader." I definitely think he looks down on non-veg eaters, as he made the plants just as much as he made those animals.

[@NZKiwi87]

It’s all a fairy tale that’s made up in any case. May as well believe in the tooth fairy.

[@xini2863]

bryces face while missy goes on a rant about vagina overtime is hilarious

[@SailingSeignior]

No need for the disclaimer. It’s perfectly fine to hate on religion and religious people. These ideologies originate from religion and it’s okay to acknowledge that.

[@thebisforbeatrice86]

It’s so sad because you can hear the insecurity in their voices. They don’t know how to exist without a man and they truly believe that’s all there is to life

[@bitatherizzi]

I've thought this things would happen in like,you know,iran.But it seems that our culter just got spreaded out thou

[@kenyett7]

Yooooo, 1000 bf? Whoooooo????? Where????? Howwwww????? Are these hypothetical women dating them at the same time???? Huh?????

[@graciecrawford4785]

Got called out as someone who married a marine at 21 😂 so real.

[@F_welcome_mats]

13:33 NOOO Dont give colorgaurd that rep 😭😭😭 we arent all like that. Its js the rifle line and sabers the flag core is normal i swear!!

[@Reverse_Cowgirl-cat]

What about Baton? Idk why, but I always they they'd be low-key freeks lol. May it's because they can light them on fire.

[@sirentyper4457]

This is so funny. it is NOT hard to get married at 20. Thats like shooting fish in a barrel.

[@Katherine-lw2nu]

Absolutely love your couples cringe videos! You guys have such great energy and it makes me laugh so much. 😂

[@ifihadasociallife]

B.L.T.- Beef Liver & Testes 😋

[@jldl1984]

The last couple of weeks have been really scary, but your videos always make me laugh. Love you Missy!❤

[@charliestewart4568]

thank you for the disclaimer at the beginning omg.

[@BCurlyfries]

As someone who has only slept with my husband and have used plan B, I feel blessed to be called wh***

[@Luluu736]

I love when you guys react to couples cringe, it brings joy to my little heart❤

[@h1r0d0tc0m]

yesss!! im early to my fave youtuber!! i love yall ❤

[@JoseRamirez-vb1sk]

Naw, everyone knows 1800's are a Godless century, but 1790, good to go

[@yuu770]

COUPLES CRINGE OH I MISSED THISSSSS 😩😩 my favs

[@Reverse_Cowgirl-cat]

11:20 😂 leaving it in

[@BDugg121]

Really renovating what the word “womanizer” implies lmao

[@abdulhakeemabdulwahab8229]

As a memeber of the muslim community, we do not claim that woman 😭😭😭

[@franceskonsor5356]

THE QUEEN HAS POSTED!!!!!!!!

[@PrincessKorilakkuma]

22:02 in Islam, it is permissible for men to have multiple wives. But it’s discouraged, because they would have to provide the same love and affection to the others. It’s actually haram to have sex before marriage, so we can’t have three sums with random people lol. Being obedient to your husband is also important, but if he asks us to do something against Allah it’s prohibited. And the boss thing to? No, you should be able to cry and be ugly in-front of your husband. We believe that you marry on the sole reason that you love each other, and are devoted to Allah. Appearance should have little to do with it. but yeah just thought I’d say that.

[@claida339]

I love how your husband basks in your humor

[@neovaiitwilight1]

how dare youtube hide this for 14 minutes from me

[@natalia_creates_more]

Not me trying to figure out where to get missy's shirt the entire video instead of paying attention 😭

[@MoarCheeseBirb]

12:13 bryce contemplating the path is life has taken that lead to this point

[@makaylag3823]

Oh I'm EARLY huh. This came at the PERFECT time so I can watch while I eat my lunch 🫶🥺

[@makaylag3823]

Update: dear Bryce, as a former cologuard member... promise we are NOT like that 🥲

[@cranburrey]

16:01 also isn't it like prohibited to carry weapons in a literal church???

[@Gloomyauttumngoodness]

20:44 NOT THE BIG ED REFERENCE I'm dying

[@NotZinebzineb]

Yay a new vid to watch !! I practically watched almost all ur vids lol

[@theexplos1on]

YESSSS NEW MISSY UPLOADDDDDDD

[@thunderwolf1151]

there are a lot of youtubers out there who make videos reacting to various tiktok drama; it can be interesting to me, since i don't have a tiktok or really very much social media in general. but regardless, i only watch a select few youtubers who do this kind of thing because so many of them just do cookie cutter "reaction" esque stuff where they just kinda stare dead eyed at some tiktoks and occasionally cut in with a fairly shallow observation (not necessarily dissing people who make those kinds of videos, i just personally find them to be unoriginal and not very entertaining. even so, i respect the grind.) i try to only watch people who A) tend to have really interesting takes and perspectives on subjects, actually adding to the conversation substantially, or B) have commentary that is actually funny. i follow you for the latter reason; you're very funny, and your videos tend to make me laugh quite frequently. you and bryce bounce off of each other well, of course, but even in solo videos your joke structures and good editing skills work together to make your videos very entertaining, amusing, and just generally really funny. that being said, though, despite the fact that i follow you for your wit, occasionally you say something surprisingly profound for someone with such a humorous video structure, which always leaves me reeling a little when it happens. you really tend to have your finger on the pulse of this kind of thing, and it really does go to show that you put genuine thought and effort into your videos, which honestly cant be said for every (relatively) big creator these days. no one is doing it like you. i really hope that you know that about yourself and find it to be a point of pride. i wish good things for you in the future!

[@notyourplasticdoll]

lets be for real these trad influencers couldnt handle a second in those eras

[@lost.lilium]

Would love to see a fbook one lol

[@ussypay]

COUPLES VIDEO LETS GOOOOOO

[@H..theHaramPolice]

16:50 Atp i just feel bad for that wife.. NO WAY is she doing that by free will, that husband is just a damn dayooth, n we know hes behind that cam, hes spoken up before... Moreover, its not like ur even meant to SPEAK like that anyway.. wheres her hayaa and akhlak.

[@ratatootie]

BRYCE IS BACK BRYCE IS BACK BRYCE IS BACK

[@misspresident1613]

QUEEN HAS POSTED!❤️‍🔥

[@LilyCollins-lz2lq]

ya'll gotta chill someone saw the turning butter demonstration and now I have to drop out of college