QUAGMIRE'S DIRTIEST JOKES in Family Guy!

Today we're reacting to Quagmire's dirtiest jokes in family guy. Quagmire is officially a monster lmao.
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[@legohunter1020]

14:18 Quagmire lost his thang due to a shark attack and since he couldn't find any donors, at the end of the episode, his father who had a sex change seasons ago decided to give Quagmire his thang which he decided to save. I don't know why he held onto it but Quagmire is back in business because of it.

[@DonEBrooke32]

honestly, whenever i tried posting this explanation, using the eggplant emoji, it would get deleted for some reason.

[@legohunter1020]

@@DonEBrooke32 try using ✍️, 🌡️,🐛,🥕,🥒,🥖or 🌭

[@DonEBrooke32]

@@legohunter1020 emojis 4 thru 7, yeah. but seriously, #1 is a pretty small metaphor.

[@legohunter1020]

@@DonEBrooke32 That can either be a description for a handy or telling people what you think their size is.

[@RightSideRising]

@@legohunter1020 bruh that my size wym. Anything bigger than that is too big

[@rileypadilla7754]

When he said, "Chris got rammed", the realization and shock on his face is hilarious 😂

[@supersonic9495]

I wouldn't be surprised Quagmire is somebody's role model right now.

[@joeswanson7634]

Giggity

[@SmartBoy-rp5no]

Goo

[@novaenforcer1563]

Hollywood elites rolemodel

[@its_yo_boy_skinny_pp8792]

He is my role model

[@doctahazel4339]

@@novaenforcer1563 damn

[@valenciageode25]

10:40 Never thought I’d end up watching a video where two guys try to puzzle out women’s urethras. Honestly, I don’t think he failed anatomy, anatomy probably failed him.

[@kylet7245]

You beat me too it, LOL

[@icarus_falling]

so thats whats behind lasses knees

[@thomasharrington1477]

a urethras basically as I call it "the piss hole"?

[@thevoidschool]

ok, but he got it right... it is a different hole...

[@zelphx]

You have to admit, it's in an unfortunate location.

[@VincoVenator]

You might have missed a joke at 43:14 there are episodes where they describe Meg as having a weird use for hotdogs, when she walks in he asks if she wants the expired hot dogs which is based on that and suggests she buys them regularly.

[@ManImTheVoid]

Quagmire and Peter Griffin are the characters I most enjoy in pain for some reason.

[@evenchang7949]

Registered sex offenders 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaydenblyden1703]

If it's for the reason I think it is, Brian should be on that list.

[@josephbreeden4912]

14:54 his dad gave him his after a shark bit Quagmire's off, it looked like a smashed tomato afterwards (Cleveland's words)

[@daneshreid4285]

i don't get it

[@malikwright1519]

Horrible

[@DarylxPain]

I remember that episode.

[@DarylxPain]

@@daneshreid4285 Nigga how.

[@InternetMikey]

Oooooohhhhh ok gotcha! Thanks!

[@vovindequasahi]

Hey guys, I don't think you need to worry about copyright on these compilations. The Family Guy creators know well about them and just love the fact that you guys are watching them.

[@starryy_nightz]

KZbin might not tho

[@vovindequasahi]

@@starryy_nightz I've seen tons of reactions to these Family Guy (and South Park as well) compilations and none of them have been taken down.

[@starryy_nightz]

@@vovindequasahi some do tho

[@x5ilco]

@@vovindequasahi smaller channel with not much recognition or awareness can get striked, but they do this so they dont get REUSED content in their videos, still making money

[@vovindequasahi]

@@x5ilco No way. Not the people of Family Guy or South Park.

[@albertolozano1502]

Bruh that scene where quagmire pees from this dads junk from a shark attack accident was funny.

[@ladyloki10035]

"I'm in bed with a 3 & extra light isn't her friend." I nearly choked on my water behind that!! 😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Crowcryptidhunter]

Um....hate to ask but what is the meaning of three?

[@ladyloki10035]

@@Crowcryptidhunter that was Quagmire's rating of the girl he was banging at the time..😂🤭

[@komakosemenobitchi7874]

@@Crowcryptidhunter To put it in better terms. Men rate women on a 1-10 scale. 1 being ugly 10 being beautiful. So a 3 wouldn't be omg get away from me ugly but the type that will sit alone at lunch and only be asked to prom out of pity.

[@Bandito7537]

@@Crowcryptidhunter Universal hotness scale, 1-10, she is a 3 on that scale.

[@TumbleBearr]

@@komakosemenobitchi7874 I always thought it mean that she was underaged

[@briangriffinfamilyguyfan81]

Quagmire is for real one of the best Family Guy characters out there

[@rosnainerosnaine7350]

Mr Herbert coming thru

[@paddyearleythefarmer6386]

Yes he is

[@thejbo777]

🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺#Z

[@THE410KiNG]

Ya aside from Brian and stew

[@chriserwin7823]

...I'm concerned you might mean morally...and that that might actually be true.

[@yusifudo46]

11:40. Peter and Brian time traveled to the past as teens because Peter wanted to do something other than be at the dance with Lois and it messed the relationship up completely.

[@tempestuous2468]

2:28 six Apple TV remotes taped together? What the HELL were you doing? 😂

[@aaronarteaga9553]

I don’t get it can you help me understand it?

[@HunterEQGtribute]

Meg making that face when she was having "her little mermaid moana" both freaks me out when she switched her face to that and makes me die of laughter because can anyone imagine that actually happening to someone out of pleasure. I mean since it’s a comedy and a cartoon it makes me laugh my "Pinocchio jackass" off. 🤣😂

[@brandynmccoy6408]

i hardly watch family guy so i miss alot of these jokes so im glad they made this video i havent laughed this hard in awhile

[@MrSlypooch]

Adam west (the mayor) was the original batman

[@AndriaaKaynee2x__]

Aaron, we do pee from a separate hole lmaooooo Mikey right. But dont trip cus quite a few women dont know that either lmaooooo

[@wmc2.038]

Ur sexy

[@christianlenik5307]

No, women DONT Piss from the Ass

[@SS_Hans]

What kind of black sh-

[@Ic_neko]

What color is it🙏😁

[@jessemilstead810]

How women don’t understand that her cream/cum/squirt comes outta the area that gets stretched idefk. Or how she thinks she can make herself squirt but whole time shes pissin. Just happens to be around the moment that she reaching climax

[@kingfissh6321]

00:10 this bromance getting heated

[@SteveWoo-vj1ww]

26:04 That bit will always get me.

[@KoolGunD820]

*Nah when he pulled up with nut in the cup for meg that had me rollin lmao😂*

[@seanm7539]

What point Was that at

[@malachipenalver8436]

I knew it was nut but the nutmeg part didn't noticed till I saw this comment

[@BlackRose.cpp1]

I feel like most of us just love Aaron's laugh

[@littleshadow2707]

🤔🤔Let's all be honest... Yes 😂😂

[@l0ne__ang3l4]

Both their laughs are contagious. They be pulling out some funny shit outta nowhere sometimes. I love these dudes 😭😂😂

[@CookieSquirrel0]

I loved it to

[@Lee.law20]

Srry Mikey but we like Aaron's laugh

[@littleshadow2707]

To be more honest, they both have two different personalities which make them laugh at different things, but, as I said before, big Aaron takes it all with his laugh 😂

[@theycallmejodamo]

Him explaining bears has me dead 😂😂

[@MysticTheUnicorn]

Internet City: “how many kids does Quagmire have?” Family Guy directors: *yes*

[@chillwill2918]

Glenn. Also Aaron's realization of what was happening to Chris was priceless.

[@daviddemastus9489]

This has to be the most clever and funniest show ever.

[@_Shinks_]

"One cave but a fork in the road" lmao im weak 😂😂😂😂

[@JowaydenPietersen-ny9no]

Mikey's reaction to Quagmire talking about the hot homeless twins under the overpass got me😂😂😂 4:14

[@Jayden-l3f]

I think Stewie's got me even more

[@legohunter1020]

9:16 FYI, Quagmire is voiced by Seth MacFarlane and the woman there is being voiced by Seth MacFarlanes sister, Rachel. There's that image in your mind.

[@shockercody999]

It surprises me that his sister voices half the women that quagmire sleeps with. Its very very weird.

[@jameshunt9208]

Sweet Home Alabama

[@smxygoat]

39:09 ive watched them react to this like 4 times and they finally got it 😂😂😂😂

[@MetalSonicMovieVersion]

50:30 Mikey's laugh here be soundin' like The Joker mixed with Dr. Eggman.

[@Son.D.Lollipop]

Remember in that episode where Bonnie finally gives birth quagmire says that because at that time she had literally been pregnant for 18 years on the shown

[@kimmikat4205]

how much aaron make me laugh with his loudmouth, mikey is still the star the channel.

[@icemanauz]

I can't tell they all look the same to me jk

[@user-nb4vg1ub4j]

@@icemanauz Damn😂

[@icemanauz]

@@user-nb4vg1ub4j ooga booga

[@Scratchingforcash]

@@rodneyramos2433 it’s kinda a family guy racism. It was only meant to make us laugh. Please don’t take it seriously.

[@AkumaMobian8703]

@@icemanauz fax

[@mauricerichardson4976]

8:43 That was the perfect Pee Wee Herman expression Lol.

[@realityandbeyond.6428]

43:19 SHOCK MOOD UNLOCKED 🤣😂

[@christiangonzalez8210]

Imma stay and watch the hour cuz yall funny af

[@abridgedjaden5779]

I can’t breathe this is hilarious

[@The_Inventor561]

The voice of Quagmire is Seth McFarland, he’s also the voice of Peter, Brian, Stewie & so many more!!

[@coolguyyy9071]

2 videos?! You guys rock!!

[@theblip4748]

Quagmire lost his package so his dad gave him his a a gift

[@KimaniStallings]

“I feel like my cervix hurts.” “I feel pride! 😁” 12:57 🤣🤣

[@thebarkingbee1140]

"You failed anatomy" 😂😂😂

[@SepiaSniper]

10:39 had me flying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rustyshackleford2633]

You actually tried to figure out the fourth hole?! I expect this from Mickey but Aaron? Come on bruh 😂😂😂

[@fredsleg2131]

To be fair, the human body has at least 7 through holes.

[@daisyjoy242]

@@fredsleg2131 wait ._____.

[@AndriaaKaynee2x__]

@@fredsleg2131 and women have eight lmaoooo

[@AndriaaKaynee2x__]

@@fredsleg2131 its the "at least" for me lmaoooooooo

[@psistis80]

Men too have 8 holes. You forgot the pee hole.

[@gringgles2633]

a quagmire is a fowl mucky ground found in swamps and functions similarly to quicksand

[@noahhajek1386]

I just got that painted on hole reference. Family guy is just genius🤣

[@drakeware655]

"I THOUGHT WE SAW ALL THEM!!" Haha, you thought!

[@X7Excalibur]

Lmfao. Best part is them trying to rationalize the 4th hole. Guys, you just gatta believe!!

[@traymckinney6872]

Ur my favorite youtubers of all time keep doing yall bc yall r awesome dont ever change

[@Sith_Master]

What it do guys, I've been watching for a little, like a month or so, but I like these comps yall do. Help catch up on one's I missed.

[@lonely_ghost9857]

Bruh I was just thinking Abt when Mikey and Aaron were gonna post some Family Guy content

[@ColaKing64]

10:39 “You failed anatomy” 😆😆

[@MrPyroflames]

Quagmire, Peter, Stewie, Brian and other characters are all voiced by Seth Macfarlene. He is also the creator, writer and producer of the show!!!

[@SkapeSad]

LMAO I REMEMBER SEEING THE "The hell is CPR" EPISODE WHEN I WAS 12 AND LAUGHING

[@xmen1130]

U guys are awesome and funny . Love and support

[@piipiipoopoo520]

You guys are so funny and seems really nice. You guys are the perfect dudes to be friend whit. Keep doing this. Y’all rock🤟🏻😂

[@fu53y33]

so to explain the one scene where quagmire is screaming and cleveland commenting what he said. Quagmire lost his junk to a shark and got it replaced with his dads

[@annalisehamto2811]

I JUST NOTICED QUAGMIRE GETTING TAKEN BY ALIENS WAS A SOUTH PARK REFERENCE!

[@sanicthehedgehog6346]

50:00 lol best part we need more people actually doing that lol

[@theonedog6272]

No bitches?

[@dapper956]

My power went out as I was watching this

[@TVGabeReal]

Love the videos. #Glenn. But most definitely lmao at the suntan lotion scene 🤣🤣🤣

[@WingManFang1]

Also the Roofies Meg got were used on Chris

[@alvinarchie31]

14:28 QUAGMIRE LOST HIS WANG SO HIS DAD GAVE HIM HIS

[@BryanMDking]

Thanks!

[@Elitesolider1023]

Aaron's reaction to once you go black you go deaf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vanhattfield8292]

I'm not sure that either of these guys have actually seen a real woman naked before after them debate the "4th hole", lol. Love their reactions though. Good stuff! 😂🤣😂

[@big_jacqq]

GLEN but im finna watch the red of this cuz yall reactions be funny as hell

[@firewolf_1l20]

No matter how many times i watch this is always gold😂

[@paulturner2094]

The voice Seth McFarland hasn’t changed does the voice for many of the characters

[@999madgamer]

56 MINUTES, this is going to be good

[@Scratchingforcash]

Joke: How do you eat a vegetable? Well, first you get her out of the wheelchair

[@afterlight1987]

Don't pay it back pay it forward 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jonkin715]

You guys needs to do some South Park reacts!

[@jetplayer77]

Yes Aaron there are 4 holes on a woman and no pee and the baby does not come out the same hole, Mike didn't fail his class lol

[@AndriaaKaynee2x__]

Aaron the one who failed lmaooooo

[@larrychilders6599]

Ah yes girls have 4 mouths

[@hunterpro_1]

Also for those who don't know, in most reptiles birds and fish, poop, pee and life come out of the same hole.

[@Mysterious.phanto]

Baby’s come out of the hole that women pee from that’s a fact you can look it up

[@jetplayer77]

@@Mysterious.phanto please tell me you are joking, it is not the same hole its a different hole, also ask any woman!

[@davesmith4839]

When was that Mayor West thing ever not censored? I watched the episode when it came out, u couldn’t ever see anything

[@Michelle-DiPalo]

They probably uncensored it for the DVD's. They also don't bleep out the curses on DVD.

[@thegaminghawk5092]

I have watched family like 12 times and I’ve seen the uncensored version of that scene several times but it isn’t on tv it’s on dvd and KZbin but never on Fox or Adult swim.

[@airlinefoodiswack4116]

35:07 (probably): "That's a good laugh," while we couldn't hear anything

[@MeanBeanComedy]

I'm glad to hear you guys also call people demons! 😆😆😝

[@BloodyHell999]

50:17 About killed me...broke tried not to laugh, but I broke as the laughter started...RIP!!!

[@aaronalkor]

15:00 Quagmire got his area bitten off by a shark, and his father gave him his former area for surgery. It’s disgusting

[@psistis80]

20:04 Am I the only one who thinks that the bees formed a Nintendo Switch pro controller on Quagmire's privates?

[@kalebburgess8337]

Yes

[@mdpgaming6889]

Quagmire dirtiest jokes : an hour long

[@ActualSideOfRice]

“The manly ones” hdjdkskssj I can’t breathe just say a large gay man it’s okay you’re allowed 🤣🤣🤣

[@t.liebel8056]

At 14:15 peter and Joe and Cleveland and Quagmire when on a boat ride and Quagmire jumped out of the boat to swim in the water a shark attack him and bit took his man hood away so he got surgery to replace his man hood to say it in a none pornography way

[@goblinguts7506]

My boys are finally getting recognition for being the goats 🙏🏻

[@badprogamer977]

Wow 56 minutes full of quagmire dirty jokes? Nice

[@alexberry2557]

Best pick up line,” do you have a package for me? Because I have a package for you😉

[@jaronerandolph7307]

Damn you guys post fast

[@thenuclearreactor9334]

Thank you for more family guy

[@omnisoul5080]

Imagine quagmire went to hell and the devil calls him a legend in all things sex

[@larrychilders6599]

Satan probably kicked him out the moment he slept with his wife

[@johnej8286]

This is one of the first times Ive changed channels bc of the ppl reacting instead of the video, just gotta say keep it up👍

[@thegaminghawk5092]

Y’all (Mikey and Arron) should totally just watch full episodes of family guy. Like keep doing reaction videos but this is the equivalent to watching the best moments of the office but never actually watching it.

[@They_love_R0TT3N]

It would probably get copyrighted if they didn’t edit it down to clips so basically what they are doing now

[@ninja1125011]

16:30 is basically peter being harassed by his boss so he gets quagmire to do it for him.

[@big_john0125]

Thank y'all for the laughs. Glenn

[@martin3008]

49:37 got no sold lollllll

[@tomtipperskippers2778]

Bro he’s ROCKIN that shirt

[@805CaliLiving]

Good way to relax at night

[@Lappers]

10:13 is the most hilarious weird thing I've seen on youtube

[@emmettmillettvr8790]

I love the rainbow background :P

[@bigmac2k159]

We need more conspiracy theories

[@jessicamarganski5326]

Yall make my day everytime I watch

[@issatrigg6290]

I’m sure someone explained already but it was the episode where quagmire got his junk hit off by a shark and replaced it with his dads

[@lancew1168]

Quagmire lost his member to a shark attack and his dad gave Quagmire his member to replace it.