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[@InternetHistorian]

Won't lie, I'm probably still gonna preorder Starfield.

[@konameme]

hi internet historian

[@craftycory407]

I will as well

[@paperclip741852963]

Yeah same

[@Blue-69-666]

You're on trending!

[@daahmandaahman7977]

Internet Historian what’s that groovy tune playing in the background at 6:00?

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Love how they said “we can’t afford the bags” but as soon as the lawsuit showed up they were like “ohhhh they money for the bag just suddenly appeared”

[@jorgamund07]

@Phil Ill The one thing I want out of all of this: I desperately, _desperately_ want to read the email where some fool said that there was a shortage of freaking _canvas._

[@FlamboyanToPossuM]

That's because it was put in a vault set to open 1 month after the game dropped.

[@shaneirwin9461]

They also used that 'bag' opportunity to throw a single customer service representative under the bus for something they were clearly TOLD to say as response to the matter. I wondered after the decision was reversed about the bags, was the customer service rep given their job back? Prob not. Tick off another fuckup for 76 ;)

[@Nubbie]

They probably ment "We cant afford the bags without losing money on them"

[@kalazakan]

@Lassi Kinnunen Oddly specific unrelatable comparison but ok

[@Endyyyyy]

"Fallout 76 bug has made a player invincible and they just want to die" Probably the best gaming news headline that I have ever seen

[@pizza6383]

Lol I was wheezing so hard at that point.

[@miaouew]

Ahahahha

[@TheHustlingFox]

I had a bug that made everything else invincible and they wanted me to die...

[@miaouew]

@Alexis Hazel DeSilva look at meeeeee

[@KuroVargas]

So basically, One punch man?

[@TheBlownapart]

Only 5 years ago the internet got burned by Fallout 76. Now Starfield is announced and everyone goes back to pre-ordering. The only things that are infinite are God, the universe, and human stupidity.

[@kankeydong2500]

Comes to tell you that gamers not only are the most oppressed but also the most gullible creatures on the planet.

[@JoshSweetvale]

​@@kankeydong2500Maybe not the former, but yeah, definitely the latter.

[@furubayashisea5396]

and ironically Starfield become the new Fallout74 of bad.

[@GarlicKnot5]

Well people still buy sports games and cod and R* releases so yeah they’re pretty dumb

[@LonelyStardefender]

and stupid people wallets

[@talknchet]

My three favorite parts of this video: 3. All Todd scenes 2. The Skyrim Speech 0 edit 1. “Not up to the usual Fallout standards.”

[@kingbaby8761]

Jeez. I love 3, new vegas and 4 but they are some of the jankiest games ever made.

[@talknchet]

@@kingbaby8761 I played 4 the most. I had a lot of fun with that one.

[@operatorchakkoty4257]

It's Skyrim, actually

[@talknchet]

@@operatorchakkoty4257 Same thing.

[@operatorchakkoty4257]

@@talknchet it's okay to be wrong.

[@qbmac2306]

See that mountain? You can climb it. For 500 Atoms.

[@vulpesinculta3238]

Be realistic. You can't climb in the Creation Engine. They'll just take your 500 atoms and add a note to your inventory telling you to press space.

[@toastyspaghetti4839]

2000 atoms*

[@johnstoddard8281]

Obviously, you haven't played FO76 lately, its only 250 atoms along with our very own digital Julie Andrew clone singing, that old favorite climb every mountain, etc. . . . limited time offer of course.

[@BigYoshi826]

*For 501 Atoms

[@shnacallanan2656]

why would I climb a mountain when I can buy some light wood laminate?

[@0ld_Scratch]

Bethesda was like: This is funny, we should give him the material for another one.

[@baturalpcan1752]

Xi Jinping yes my glorious leader we shall grant you your sequel

[@wellimstillwrongbut2065]

I admire your spirit to fight communism, Winnie the Pooh must earn its title back brother.

[@baturalpcan1752]

Doneld Trump İndeed brother

[@Senny_V]

Thanks mr Jinping

[@xtzyshuadog]

And Blizzard was like *bet we can one up you*

[@BlackringIII]

"we're not planning on doing anything about it" - Bethesda

[@ricardohoang8452]

Same things with Starfield. But this time, modders had enough

[@superiorsnake1539]

Hilariously, that ending almost perfectly predicted starfield.

[@ricardohoang8452]

Modders are done with Starfield 😂

[@donavanflores7795]

“Please tell us how you did it and we’ll unban you” And now they ban people who report bugs to them. 10/10 Bethesda

[@dylana.9057]

Donavan Flores wtf is going on in this alternative dimension ...

[@dLzzzgaming]

that's some mogul moves right there

[@danielbull252]

So they've been smoking that nut pack.

[@blankblank1949]

Bethesda : OUR GAMES GOT NO BUGS, BAN HIM

[@KoryLunaa]

Me playing New Vegas: *Now is that a democracy? I don't think so.*

[@V1kN1k]

*a bunch of bugs* Bethesda: ... *a small exploit* Bethesda: YO WTF

[@boazbolhuis1836]

Not really a small exploit

[@crocodilesmash4064]

@@Surteronarto Yes, because breaking into the Dev Room full of the rarest items worth thousands of caps and even IRL dollars is a minuscule exploit.

[@thor_kills_thanos2812]

thor

[@grimtygranule5125]

*game is literally the most boring shit ever and also almost unplayable* Bethesda: ... *a Fallout 76 player discovers an exploit that makes the game slightly enjoyable* Bethesda: WRITE US A FUCKING APOLOGY OR YOU'RE BANNED FROM ALL OF OUR GAMES FOREVER

[@zanekidd4394]

We should really be asking ourselves why Bethesda still leaves dev rooms easily accessible in 2019 AFTER WE LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLOITED EVERY ROOM THEY HAVE EVER LEFT IN THEIR GAME

[@OdinCasts]

It's incredible that anyone still has a shred of good will towards this company after all the outright malicious shit they did with this game and its merchandise. How nobody got arrested over this is actually astonishing.

[@ferdinandfisrandapbicez4910]

@@bigotes8198 false advertising of the bag? negligence over the customer privacy? just some on the top of my head

[@dylanmcshane9976]

Because by law, companies are "persons". You cant jail a company. Another american law protecting evil people.

[@Grandalf3004]

people don't get arrested for this stuff, the company itself would hold the legal responsibility and be fined

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

The gaming audience is comprised of uninformed consumers and stunted manchildren, brand loyalty is like a religion to them.

[@amandahuginkys7878]

Just today (1-5-2024) someone was shocked that starfield was bad. I asked why do people keep forgetting Todd Howard's history, and linked them this video.

[@SBoll_]

I can't help but rewatch this every so often. The editing is just great.

[@amandahuginkys7878]

Ditto. I think this is my 6th time here.

[@christiamcruz7454]

This is like my 11th time in hear because i love to be remind about the evidences regarding the desaster surrounding this game.

[@b.c.102]

The 'light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate' chant sometimes slips unbidden into my mind and bounces around like a catchy song refrain until I watch again.

[@DemonVido]

*LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE* *LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE* *LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE*

[@thefastestoofinthewest8443]

*LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE* *LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE* *LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE*

[@cyrilabapo2257]

LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE

[@Omega_F1sh]

LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE

[@isaac7291]

LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE

[@spaceship9602]

LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE

[@KnightoftheSorryFace]

"It is 4 times the size of fallout 4." He means storage size, not map size

[@anothertallbruv8665]

It is map size, the Storage size is almost the same. Look at FO4 and FO76 they look almost the same to me.

[@trivynium]

@@anothertallbruv8665 you know the rule and sooo doo iiiii *draw out r/whoooosh*

[@anothertallbruv8665]

2020 IS bullsht what is that?

[@trivynium]

@@anothertallbruv8665 search it up

[@anothertallbruv8665]

a trash I’m a kid

[@gaskinforeman303]

To this day I still laugh at the LAYERS of meme with "Descpasito. Play country roads."

[@zeblunz7882]

That last part of the video was oddly ominous and surprisingly accurate. How many people were excited for Starfield for it to be a big hunk of mediocrity

[@dylanmcshane9976]

The funny truth? Modders will make that game AMAZING....LIKE THE REST

[@zeblunz7882]

Can't wait! Modders should run gaming companies lol@@dylanmcshane9976

[@elhazthorn918]

​@@dylanmcshane9976 Sounds like a hard cope?

[@dylanmcshane9976]

what you said makes no sense lol you sound like a 12 year idiot attempting to bully strangers online. For no reason. lmao thats amazingly pathetic@@elhazthorn918

[@hawkeye7527]

​@@dylanmcshane9976If you have to wait for a game to be modded until it is finally enjoyable, then why in the world pay full price for it??

[@BeyondBaito]

Keep in mind they never unbanned the players who just played the game to get good gear. No they actually told them "Sorry once you're banned we can't do anything, make a new account and start over, lol" someone actually paid a hacker to have their account unbanned, according to said hacker it was "surprisingly easy"

[@007mrwho]

Heh really? That's pathetic really 🤣

[@Youkai_graphics]

That’s what happened to my Elder scroll online account

[@sebaskin-robbins6569]

That’s sounds surprisingly like “I used the stones to destroy the stones.”

[@stormkelleh]

That’s freaking hilarious

[@ahuzel]

@@sebaskin-robbins6569 That sound like a trebuchet.

[@snozer6966]

This video NEEDS a sequel. For a brief period of time you could literally spawn in items from a completely different game and now you can *TAKE A PLAYERS ENTIRE INVENTORY*

[@user-te1fn8cj5r]

Including the items people spent REAL MONEY on. Ya it has definitely gotten worse.

[@charlesfieldsjr.3060]

Martin Findley I saw the videos of people using that exploit the economy of the game is for all intents and purposes screwed

[@teroe2322]

Wtf is this true lol

[@snozer6966]

Tero E yong yea had a video on it

[@fatcat1250]

This video doesn't just need a sequel, it needs a 200 episode series.

[@petechman]

Never played this game in my life. But I've watched this video like 35 times. It's just... perfect.

[@Tortilla700]

This is by far my favorite video on this platform, coming back every few months to watch it again. Bethesta just keeps messing up and it gets worse and worse, the way things just spiral lower and lower is mesmerizing.

[@MrSaul_]

This same mf will meatride ubishit 😂 try playing 76 instead of watching a 4 year old video about it

[@harrypeng9028]

13:03 “I bought a life supply of toilet paper” Well that aged well

[@her0966]

I sure wish I had that toilet paper now

[@EireHammer]

@@her0966 F

[@pokerface4]

16 *TIMES* the foreshadowing.

[@Square789_]

It's like the guy who bought a few hundred bitcoins when they were dirt cheap and then just threw out the hard drive.

[@rulebritannia8438]

Very well indeed

[@Evolvedpants]

I still love that the 500 atoms apology wasn’t even enough to buy the digital version of the bag

[@bluepikmin6363]

Admittedly, it also came with the clothes, but still

[@doctorlevel7203]

Even War of the Wasteland game has better pvp than 76.

[@chego05]

@@doctorlevel7203 a game that isnt about combat has better combat than 76

[@MCFrenstar]

fuck the bag. Light wood laminate light wood laminate

[@Julianna.Domina]

@@MCFrenstar light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate

[@somerandomguy3392]

Starfield is #1 on Steam at the moment. Not a single lesson learned.

[@nickolaswishon7136]

Retards don't learn.

[@Noxlion28]

To be fair, a major release being number one on steam is normal regardless of its quality.

[@acay5722]

Starfield floated through space for a week and then disappeared XD

[@MakerInMotion]

Fallout 76 just broke its player record this month. April 2024.

[@ecgameplayer]

Didn't even win a single award.

[@matty4419]

This whole video is just a rollercoaster of watching a once beloved game studio destroy every bit of goodwill they once had. Probably one of the most funny and depressing things I’ve seen

[@matthewmosier8439]

It's weird because I never really liked their games. Everybody around me thought I was off about the strange character designs and the combat system. These days people have started questioning, but back in 2007 I was considered to be nitpicking. It's a relief to see people suddenly notice that something's wrong over there

[@bigbrainb1684]

“It actually cost us twice as much to make the plastic one than the glass one” *t h e n w h a t t h e f u -*

[@agalwithnoname]

The thought process required to come up with that lie to respond to the criticism and thinking that it is a good defense requires some big brain time 🤔

[@autistpoet7639]

like seriously what is the logic here "we could have made a higher quality version that's truer to advertising, but we made a crappier one instead for double the expenses"

[@randomgeneratedname]

@@autistpoet7639 there's actually a good plastic version on gamestop "Fallout Nuka-Cola Bomb Water Bottle"

[@LandRunProductions]

@@patrick_btmn This is the greatest username ever. How the hell did you pull it off? I'll bet that's a fun account.

[@jordannet5233]

It still amazes me every time i hear that If plastic's more Expensive than why not use Glass ? Damn they really played themselves there didn't they ?

[@SaphiraTheMongoose]

I've never been so entertained by a game I will never play.

[@johnbacon4997]

Same with EA SW Vattlefront2

[@lars4108]

John Bacon That’s a great game now though

[@frecklenuckle4450]

@@johnbacon4997 battlefront 2 actually pretty decent now

[@filipsopinski5]

and that's a fact

[@qqq386]

Mass Deffect andromeda

[@HighGroundoverAnnie]

The work on this video is insane. Even though no one talks about this game anymore, I enjoyed every second because the editing is top notch.

[@stanable9716]

Not gonna lie the “we don’t plan on doing anything about this” is what I would DIE to say in customer service.

[@umbaupause]

Bethesda should write an essay about how important it is to actually launch finished games.

[@Marcell2aG]

500 words minimum.

[@andrewamann8855]

Kinda hard to write an essay on a topic you know literally nothing about.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

I just hope they are not that thick headed to learn something from it.

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@exosproudmamabear558 as long as they keep todd on staff or atleast let him run his mouth in public they wont learn a thing todd is just as big a liar and cheat as randy bitchford peter molylier sean mur-you know what no sean actually proved he always intended for that to be in the game and actually brought the greatest industry dumpster fire into what was orginnally promised sean dosent deserve to be lumped in with the game industerys biggest liers

[@connorkolodziej1879]

They should write an essay about not trusting their franchises with inexperienced developers

[@lilbirb082]

"We aren't planning on doing anything about it" gotta give them some respect for having the balls to send people an email like this

[@Dushess]

But then loosing it further.

[@JohnDoe-uu9gh]

I always guessed that the email was a result of a PR person who was already really annoyed at how shit everything was going, and then their bosses said "we aren't gonna do anything about it," so the person just said that.

[@JohnDoe-uu9gh]

@John Doe brother.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

John Doe Holy shit

[@davidbodor1762]

Honestly as someone who worked 4 years in customer service for various shitty companies, that line just shocked me to my core. You NEVER fucking say something like that to a customer, that's like hastily hired new starter levels of incompetence.

[@terrytwotoes3225]

Quality over quantity is why this channel is so good

[@-0-getliffe476]

A shame it's not his quality.

[@olivercharles2930]

@@-0-getliffe476 10 people have an iq lower than absolute zero lol It was one video of his that wasn't mostly his, that being the Man in Cave video. Last I checked no one has found dirt on the other videos he has made, other than some weak accusations of him being far right.

[@petyavodolaz]

Starfield video waiting room

[@retloclive9118]

The Fallout 76 mess was insane. Didn't even mention the thousands of Power Armor Edition helmets that had to be recalled due to containing dangerous levels of mold.

[@voltz2339]

I'm sorry, the dangerous levels of WHAT!?

[@ShadowSonic2]

@@voltz2339 The plastic they used was a cheap version that would become moldy fast.

[@TheOCO8]

@@ShadowSonic2 plastic molds???

[@misterbubbles6389]

@@TheOCO8 No, like actual fungus. 20,000 helmets were recalled due to contamination with a fungus that could be seriously hazardous to people with weak immune systems or mold allergies

[@anotherhappylanding4746]

@@misterbubbles6389 Its actually south park levels of ridiculousness

[@owengum8983]

The moment you realise this video has been watched more times then copies of Fallout 76 sold

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Oh shit really?? Lmao I didn’t know they didn’t even make 14M sales. Who would buy a game for full price with no single player campaign and 100% online (to be empty and abandoned within a couple weeks of release)

[@stupidperson9250]

69 likes noice

[@the_byzantine6993]

its now 76... how ironic

[@stupidperson9250]

@@the_byzantine6993 oof

[@LeftNutTrauma]

messed up thing is soooo many more fuck ups have happened with 76 since this video came out

[@leonidasvonsparta]

this is by far my favorite video on your channel. pure goldmine of fun and entertainment

[@roachdoggjr8399]

Despite all this people completely forgot all of it when the show came out and everyone decided they love toddslop

[@Razgriz_01]

Yeah, most of the people saying "Oh its good now" when it's been 6 fuckin years since it's release, are most likely Tourists and are mainly just riding the hype-train from the TV series.

[@Heathy87]

@@Razgriz_01 maybe some, but, it is pretty much mechanically the same as fallout 4, like the game play loop of going around doing quests, killing mobs and hoarding loot is kinda identical really. the dialogue in fo4 wasn't super popular so they didn't do that with wastelanders, it has a more fo3 / nv style dialogue options. The game is balanced more toward being an infinite grind, kinda like black desert in a way. so you can play one character, pretty much forever, without needing to start again. there is no doubt it has issues still, sink for me i think would be one of them, there isn't a massive amount of sink in the game, there is some but it isn't really proportional to how easy it is to gain stuff. the exploration isn't too bad, just going off in random directions and exploring POI's was always fun in these games. This one has the most of them so you get some enjoyment out of that. I don't think any of the game breaking issues happen any more, like I played on day 1 and progressed to firing a nuke and the game only CTD'd once, so not everyone experienced game breaking issues. I didn't. I have played this game in a bit of a touristy way though, it isn't one of my main games, more of an in between game, I like to come back and play a bit now and then or do some of the season stuff. There is a map expansion coming out soon next month maybe or in June perhaps, so more stuff to explore. More quests.

[@paradoxpizza]

They probably learned it from Cyberpunk 2077’s anime.

[@treyflorek8592]

Yea

[@AmericanFuhrer]

@@Razgriz_01 "Oh fallout 76 still sucks in 2024 because it was bad at launch" Yall sound like you are desperately looking for a reason why fallout 76 still sucks, what? Running out of reasons why 76 sucks? Lol, L lollolol There is a saying... "the past is the past" stop dwelling in the past and focus on the NOW, what we have NOW? The best, greatest fallout games of all time... and you know it but feel to free to keep hating yall

[@mentalhygiene1250]

Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate

[@BFree-ge6ms]

Yes, Todd, oh god, yes

[@neonvalkyrja]

15:14 is my new ringtone

[@thewarden6050]

Light Wood laminate Light Wood Laminate Light Wood Laminate

[@yourdeath7820]

@@BFree-ge6ms how deep is he

[@shanemagalhaes93]

Light wood laminate Light wood laminate

[@OoWeytoO]

8:38 I myself received this e-mail asking me how I got into the room. I told them that they would have to do more than that, so I asked them to write me a 500-word essay on:' Why release a $60 video game when it's not finished'. They didn't answer me:(

[@SuitulFhrost]

Now this is a reply worth 500 atoms

[@whyreally685]

@@SuitulFhrost But still not a canvas bag :C

[@kingcry3219]

Maybe even 1000 atoms if Bethesda is feeling generous.

[@kingcry3219]

@MARIOX75 what about a nylon bag?

[@page_pro]

All that money that went to “new rendering, lighting, and landscape technology” should’ve gone to the dev room’s security.

[@TBird4490]

Possible Sequel: The Rise and Fall of Starfield.

[@TheKeyser94]

The loading simulator, is not a space simulator, it would be fine if Bethesda market the game like The Outer Worlds, but no, they market the game as a space sim, but you cant do the basic space sims things, like travel to planet to planet or other solar systems without the fucking fast travel.

[@sebdenzil]

@@TheKeyser94 It's an RPG, it was never made out to be or promised to be a space sim of the likes of Elite or Star Citizen. Although there are a few issues with it in terms of space travel, I agree.

[@cullermann2]

@@sebdenzil Maybe not a space sim but their whole marketing evolved around exploring space, traveling via ship from planet to planet. And now its considered okay to go via fast travel? Its just another scam by bethesda who for whatever reason are still regarded as a good game developer. I just don't get it

[@TheKeyser94]

@@sebdenzil No, Todd promoted this game as a space sim, but has nothing of space sims apart from the basic space combat, you cant even land in the planet or fly in the atmosphere, something that a game as boring as No Man Sky can do, if this game was promoted like The Outer World that wouldn't have been a problem, but no, they needed to over-promise as always.

[@jonathansullivan6706]

You can't do a rise and fall for a title that never managed to leave the basement.

[@radioface86]

Starfield coming out soon. Had to revisit this classic.

[@animasolis7058]

"Nukes stopped working when the year rolled over" Good lord they Y2K'd themselves

[@riverrain3568]

Ah you’re a balisong flipper

[@TheRisky9]

Goes to show not even Bethesda was expecting people to still play by the next year.

[@williammckenzie6865]

They did worse than Y2K because Y2K was not planing for the turn of the decade not just the single year

[@nomad8049]

Nich

[@undeadwaluwugi758]

@hi there turn of the millennium actually.

[@motortschunke]

Fallout 76: The Fyre Festival of Gaming

[@jamesstuart3536]

@@square7563 you mean sonic 06?

[@jeangreffsbp]

Nah thats Star Citizen

[@ricardoguanipa8275]

damn dawg, did Harvard contact you yet???

[@neilt1352]

@@jeangreffsbp SC got 16x the detail than

[@KhepriX]

@@square7563 nah, by now the Sonic franchise has been a succesful fyre festival since they continue to poop game after game and they are still around. The movie is the corn on top of the poop mountain.

[@Thirtiesguy]

It's wild how people later went on to buy Starfield.

[@jerrydiaz0123]

Yea this is the number 1 reason companies get away with shyt since people still preorder games/buy before even looking at reviews

[@Thirtiesguy]

@@jerrydiaz0123 Not only that, they’ll pre-order special editions.

[@joshuawilliams9247]

I genuinely do not understand the people that did

[@pikminologueraisin2139]

people really preordered it

[@menaceyt]

Watching this video has become a yearly tradition 😅

[@kravn6677]

Why?

[@menaceyt]

@@kravn6677 Because it's a great video.

[@Cazzacker]

'Anyone who paid $200-300 for the Power Armor edition, is hereby entitled to $5 worth of in-game currency' gets me every time.

[@noahyuen7245]

$5 of in game currency, the fine print : You will still get your bag just after a few years as we r hiding from the virus and cannot mass produce power edition armour rn.- a game company know as Bethesda

[@tenebrisnarud9738]

'Hear ye, hear ye' 'I'm gonna get five eighteenths of the white power armour set' fine additions to this qoute

[@ronmo671]

Light Wood Laminate! Light Wood Laminate!

[@WyattoonsComics]

Also wild how they had to have customers who ordered it basically re-order it. Like… did they just delete all of their order info after the game shipped?

[@Filo127]

@@noahyuen7245 There was no virus in 2018 you dummy

[@brandongnuschke6054]

“$5 worth of in game currency” is the Bethesda equivalent of “an extra hour in the ball pit”

[@bagelbaboosh01]

Yes but even playing in the ball pit would be of more value compared to being given the minimum amount of the in-game currency if you have paid $200-300 for a Nylon back, and a mouldy helmet.

[@AlphaQHard]

And someone took a shit in the ball pit

[@bagelbaboosh01]

@@thanmayjinu6333 2 things. One, I'm not so sure I would like what I would find. Two, I know full-well what a ball pit is. I was making that comparison to say that if I had a choice between going in a ball pit or getting scammed $200-300 for a pretty much non-existent Canvas bag.

[@trotskyiteplot2713]

@@bagelbaboosh01 It's full of piss.

[@thefreddyfazter781]

@@bagelbaboosh01 To summarize Dashcon's ball pit, it became a meme after people who bought tickets to a major event that was supposed to happen during Dashcon (which didn't happen) were told that they were entitled to 1 extra hour in the ball pit. -(Also, someone pissed in it but we don't gotta touch upon that)-

[@tomwhite7022]

I regularly come back to this amazing video

[@A7XKoRnRocks1]

Same, one of the most legendary videos of all time.

[@BlackNeon875]

Also known as “how to destroy a reputation that took 20 years to create in 1 year”.

[@DemonlordHatty]

To be fair, it was a slow decline ever since the way they treated Obsidian and New Vegas.

[@eadasder13]

@@DemonlordHatty New Vegas AKA The Best Fallout Ever

[@DemonlordHatty]

eadasder13 I think I’ll reinstall it right now, in fact.

[@eadasder13]

​@@DemonlordHatty You should do it as I did 2 weeks ago.

[@morgan0__o]

Never expected any of the shit listed here from Bethesda, ever

[@thepixelshock]

I tried Fallout 76, never finished it. Not to worry though, neither did Bethesda.

[@ollie12]

pixelshock I just played up to where Todd himself quit

[@RDJKR]

F

[@divinityd662]

Lmao the geraldo picture is perfect for this post

[@kumarisampson8425]

The amount of times of heard this joke

[@Gorbz]

Nobody can finish it. Do all the quests, and there are dtill dailies. Buy everything in the shop and new things will be added. Bethany Esda want you to never stop playing

[@thetransferaccount4586]

expecting another one with the midfield

[@________3]

Have you played it?

[@SonofTiamat]

​​@@________3 Have you consumed product?🤓

[@themm5752]

Anyone jumping back to this with the release of the Fallout TV show? The show of course is a different medium but it’s great to see the series doing well in TV format. Important not to forget this debacle though.

[@ClassicDaine]

Yes! Luckily the game is genuinely decent now although it’s been impossible to convince my friends to get it given what Bethesda did at launch.

[@justsomeweirdduck3311]

“16x the micro transactions”

[@sirnikkel6746]

16x times the bugs

[@runawaycat4594]

@@sirnikkel6746 16 times, the false promises

[@GoGreenBasti]

16 times the sadness

[@Pezdog850]

16x the bullshit

[@robusz3848]

It just works

[@panzerfruend7006]

This is more well made than the actual game.

[@viperzeno]

@@patrick_btmn my gun is also very excited to meet you too todd

[@AxxLAfriku]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF KZbin AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST KZbinR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye panz

[@panzerfruend7006]

This is the most likes i’ve ever got.

[@Dustiferr]

AxxL wish I could disappoint two girls at the same time like this boss.

[@Luizguilherme-iz9yl]

Dude so true!!

[@ghostoflazlo]

Them things went from tardy to re-tardy. I still use this line

[@AmericanFuhrer]

Bet you have not played fallout 76 season 16 this month

[@ghostoflazlo]

@@AmericanFuhrer ofc I haven't, I don't have brain damage so I can afford actual good games

[@AmericanFuhrer]

@@ghostoflazloExactly, talk with experience before you yap sht on a game. What good games? fortnite? helldivers 2? They both suck

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@AmericanFuhrer 76 still sucks even when you are trying to excuse here😂

[@AmericanFuhrer]

@@ricardohoang8452 Why does it suck ?? No reason why.... ah yes the usual outdated reasons... "the game is very buggy and took them 5 years to fix it!!!"

[@Specktacular]

Can't wait for the Starfield video

[@sunixjester]

yes!

[@k.i.c6463]

Bruh even if you hate it, Starfield is way better than fallout 76

[@GMOTP5738]

@@k.i.c6463 COPIUM

[@ShadowSonic2]

​@@GMOTP5738Not cope, it is good

[@ChickenJoe-tq6xd]

@@ShadowSonic2it’s good if you are a child or someone who never played any real good games and think bland boring slop is good, especially from triple aaa studios with unlimited resources when indie studios could’ve done better

[@MrMonkeyhanger]

To be fair it is pretty impressive how they managed to cram every single thing wrong with the modern games industry into one huge clusterfuck of a release

[@Jumbo58067]

Also the fact that they managed to destroy their reputation in such a small period of time. People don't think of well made RPGs when they think of Bethesda anymore, they think of this atomic fuck up.

[@SpaceOink]

@@Jumbo58067 So.... what you saying here is that if you buy Fallout 76, is like buying a bundle of failures? =D

[@corettaha7855]

MrMonkeyhanger 🤣🤣🤣yeah, it was a glory of a failure

[@Broomtwo]

Yea Bethesda destroyed their amazing brand image, their brand is now dogshit. In one fell swoop, that is pretty impressive.

[@SanctusCrypta]

Only thing they didn't include to this sinking ship of a game are lootboxes. I think it's the only thing that actually kept them from extinction.

[@Zelein]

Fallout 3: where's my dad? Fallout 4: where's my son? Fallout 76: WhERe'S mY CaNvAS bAG?!

[@metalgeardull8279]

Fallout 76: WhERe's mEh REfUnd!?

[@zibbezabba2491]

Fallout 76: Where's the delete button.

[@Lagggerengineering]

0/10 would not pirate again.

[@Itsprincesweets]

Fallout 77: wHeRe ArE mY bUgS

[@Lagggerengineering]

@@Itsprincesweets Hopefully.

[@Somebody374-bv8cd]

Welp, now Internet Historian can make a new video called "The Fall of Unity".

[@omerozel4716]

Please

[@spacejihadist4246]

Update: STARFIELD is shite.

[@OakNuggins]

no fucking shit.

[@RTGame]

this is why you shouldn't skip 72 games in the series

[@theucrafter1666]

Lol

[@cathat9622]

Hey its that tf2 guy

[@jonathan.t.]

The game's been reduced to just country roads...

[@brosephnoonan223]

lol fake and gay

[@NebulatheZorua]

oh hey the country murderer watches internet historian hi dan sorry on behalf of all of the assholes on twitter (despite me not being one of them) :(

[@mickroutledge706]

Light wood laminate Light wood laminate Light wood laminate

[@dronearcv5202]

Bethesda giving themselves 5 star reviews showz how far they go to sell their irradiated nuka-cola

[@nathanmcconeghy920]

it's on steam now and the tags are MEMES and PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR

[@DanDanyul]

And its mostly positive? Idk if fanboys or they fixed it but who knows

[@jacobtheham4147]

Dan hmmm...

[@Minezerp]

@@DanDanyul haven't heard of the new DLC?

[@YaMamasAss]

@@DanDanyul It mostly is fanboys and super casual fans. The new DLC bumped it very, VERY, slightly up in quality. But not enough to say it's any good.

[@thebruhman3842]

Accurate I’d say

[@Heliogabalos]

The line “Not up to the usual fallout standards” is literally art. It’s the missing comedy of aristophanes

[@eruseayt9244]

ikr

[@MichaelAW17]

Hello fellow Byzantium fan

[@edwardblangsted4540]

The moment I heard him read "The usual fallout standard" I knew there would be a compilation of fallout 76 being... Well, fallout 76

[@mystari4445]

Reminds me of a certain note from a certain yellow company regarding a certain recently badly launched game

[@kevsshitposts6599]

they probably said that, because the bottle was actual good quality before and they had to change that

[@c3d_ultra499]

Do Starfield next and call it “StarFailed: The Loadscreens strike back.”

[@bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778]

Five years later and that ‘Despacito play country roads” bit still gets a hearty laugh from me

[@somebody4952]

"It actually cost us twice as much to make the plastic one!" Then why didn't you make glass ones?

[@mdegauss]

i would have to guess they cheaped out on shipping costs.

[@disenchantedcardgd9878]

Because it made more sense ;)

[@control_the_pet_population]

The cost of the bottle itself was a red herring, making the plastic shell vs making a mold for a glass bottle wasn't the issue. I'd bet dollars to donuts that the issue is that a Nuka-shaped glass bottle wouldn't work with the bottling machinery. Modifying the bottling production line for a niche product was surely a non-starter from a cost standpoint... So instead of abandoning this stupid fucking idea of Fallout Rum... they hatched the brilliant plan of a plastic shell + standard glass bottle that works with standard bottling production lines + deceptive marketing.

[@dawsonfoorfour]

greyhawk “accidentally”

[@funny_username5090]

@Nils B. That was probably made by another company and and will have different manufacturing methods......... or whatever. Either way its sad seeing bethesda fall and destroy their legacy they ever so slowly crafted over the decades..I feel bad for the developers working at bethesda having to release such a poor quality product aka fallout 76 when they can most likely do soo much better and if they were given more time and maybe extra time to make a new engine or move over to another engine like unity unreal or cryengine

[@bigmclargehuge3832]

L I G H T W O O D L A M I N A T E

[@NotNicot]

B L U E A N D Y E L L O W C O L O R P O W E R A R M O R

[@DafyddDafyddDafydd]

Congratulations on getting pinned

[@Sleepy_zzzzz]

Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate!

[@beken5575]

S U G A R B O M B S P I P B O Y P A I N T J O B !

[@lexus8018]

B A S I C R E P A I R K I T

[@thex2thaz]

11:56 loved that you showed clicking the play button

[@martinartwell1289]

This is the one video I can watch in full, unlimited times, and not get bored

[@nicholatemple9296]

The fact that they actually Y2k ed themselves will be forever hilarious to me. What was Todd Howard doing in 1999?

[@utrak]

....partying??

[@TheLOL_11]

Probably playing chess with the club.

[@jimberlands]

What is Y2K'ing?

[@rico5818]

@@jimberlands The Y2k "bug" was a fear people had back in 1999. All computer systems we're designed to count up years in 2 digits, so 1995 became 95, 1996 became 96, and so on. However when the year would reach 2000 people feared it would "overflow" and loop back down to 00 with many programs thinking it was BEFORE 1995.

[@WimpyMcWeaksauce]

@@rico5818 That wasn't just a "fear." Y2K really was going to happen. But thousands of coders worked long hours to prevent any issues. There were entire companies that sprung up just to update banking and financial software. Ever watched Office Space? That's what they are actually (supposed to be) doing in the movie.

[@wissmiss1718]

*Store gets trashed* *Phone rings* Brian: "Thank you for calling gamestop, this is Brian."

[@ilexdiapason]

"... uh, do you guys have battletoads?"

[@michaelhaydenbell]

Yes, that was the sequence of events, thank you so much for documenting this.

[@christophercolumbus1169]

Wiss Miss “Yes hello Brian, we’re calling on behalf of Amazon in regards to the applications you’ve filed. Are you available to come in for an interview?” Brian:”🎶fuck this shit I’m out!🎶”

[@hellenicboi14]

Gotta rip off those gamers.

[@monkey6265]

It is “ma’am”!

[@super_ranielac_64]

just want to say, this is one of my favorite youtube videos of all time. will you make an updated video, the game has been fixed and is better then ever

[@paulmccartney1982]

every few months this comes into my feed and i watch it. it is truly one of my favorite videos on youtube

[@christopherverhoef9112]

"What's the point of a hard copy when the thing is just a cardboard disc telling you to redeem an online code?" ...What. _What._ *_What._* *_WHAT._*

[@Redhead-pf8le]

The pinnacle of "Use our Online Store ples"

[@133hardrock]

Someone who bought the game - can you confirm? There's no way there's cardboard in all those cases.

[@utrak]

reminds me of the time I bought wolfenstein the new order, physical copy for PC. Great, physical DVD copy, I can just quickly install it and play for a couple hours before work. Turns out installing 50GB from DVD media takes fucking hours.

[@alexanderlane6937]

@@133hardrock Its an actual disk but when you put it in you then download the game online. So theres no game on the disk its just a code for you to download it.

[@Kiwibirdman1701]

iunderstoodthatreferencecaptainamerica.gif

[@MadderR3d]

The sign in germany actually stated: "for free with the purchase of an USED ps4 controller" . Let that sink in for a moment.

[@lennartmoritz942]

and as german I can say, not many people really bought it xD

[@Whirly083]

That store was low key roasting Bethesda.

[@lennartmoritz942]

@@Whirly083 that was Gamestop

[@Whirly083]

Lennart Moritz Oh 😂

[@hectorbarrera8046]

I would have gotten that, if they kept the game. They could give it to another person and their friends.

[@matchesburn]

[Internet Historian, 4 years ago]: _"Won't lie, I'm probably still gonna preorder Starfield."_ ...Starfield video coming in 2025?

[@bingobot]

Looking forward to the video on Starfield!

[@Alice-me2qk]

Speaking of Starfield watch 14:27.

[@Blazingmadman98]

Todd Howard blindfolded in a teletubby outfit flailing around and firing a shotgun might just be one of the most bizarre yet hilarious edits I've seen.

[@misterbubbles6389]

And also a very accurate one

[@scottski02]

"It JUST works!"

[@gibran6190]

It’s hilarious because it actually happened. All cheaters were shot by Todd himself.

[@bo-dine7971]

It is literally the only reason I come back to this video every once in a while, it's so funny. I see it in my head sometimes randomly lol. On an unrelated note, I recently found out Todd has a wife, and it blew my mind.

[@RyukoKiryuin510]

*"light wood laminate"*

[@NotOnLand]

All the bugs aren't Bethesda's fault, West Virginia is just like that. Every time I leave my house there's a good chance I'll be someone different and fall through the ground.

[@sijul6483]

Or hit a pothole and be launched to the moon.

[@NotOnLand]

@@sijul6483 Sometimes there's road between the potholes

[@ethanwillis7369]

I'm annoyed but, this is true

[@roserevancroix2308]

Well, it's your fault for living in West Virginia. On the other hand it's kind of exciting to see if your house is bugged when you return home after work or just restarted.

[@sijul6483]

@@roserevancroix2308 both.

[@Alberto-wr2sv]

Waiting for your Starfield video

[@beny7160]

Anyone considering pre-ordering Starfield really needs to see this.

[@winxwest2964]

I got so swept up in the starfield hype train that I was soooo close to preordering. Thankfully, I regained my sanity. Still excited though, will be watching the reviews closely.

[@jonathanrodriguez7763]

@@winxwest2964I got it, it’s decent but I find myself forcing myself to play it. I’m a pretty chill guy who usually doesn’t let heavy negativity weigh in my opinion because nowadays people complain way to much. Hopefully the next skyrim will be good

[@Killzoneguy117]

I think the funniest thing here is that Bethesda released a broken game and then complained that people were taking advantage of that to find exploits. You don't get to build a house with a a wall missing and then complain that people keep breaking in

[@Helperbot-2000]

Lmfao

[@adamismail2883]

Nice analogy my guy

[@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed]

It sais alot about the character of those willing to exploit others. that was bethesdas point,it was intentional!! ;)

[@UnknownGamer40464]

@@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed "exploit others" Exploit who? Videogame npcs? Who gives a shit

[@m.raffelassura.p2911]

Bruh

[@yup3873]

-So anyway, where is your bag? -Gone, reduced to Atoms.

[@oldaccount1254]

Either the pun with the Atoms was intentional, in which case you’re a genius, or it was unintentional and still hilarious

[@yup3873]

​@@oldaccount1254 I'm glad you got it

[@groupbeast3720]

most underrated comment on here

[@coolcow5193]

So underrated

[@sircrabsalot4840]

genius

[@justamicrowave5297]

This and starfield sure give me high hopes for elder scrolls 6

[@iamsus3144]

High hopes that It will fall

[@jonahulichny9874]

Yeeeahh, Bethesda hasn’t been doing to well in the “actually give a fuck” department.

[@brianabalos4878]

Yeah no. Starfield ain't that good. The good old days of Bethesda is long and done. Don't hope.

[@Dewickson]

We need you now more than ever

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

The guy that mailed Todd Howard a box of bobby pins with a note that said, "weigh these." Might be one of the funniest people ever

[@pipbernadotte6707]

And Todd was too autistic to get that he was being mocked.

[@lephiro]

Oh shit, I didn't know he was saying "weigh these." I thought he was saying "Weighties" like a pun on "Wheaties" lol

[@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA]

@@lephiro tf

[@settheskylineonfire1860]

@@lephiro In what world would that make any sense?! lol

[@MLGSHINGOJI_3000]

@@lephiro I thought he said Wavies as in wavy pins like it was a brand of some sort

[@HundredDaysMusic]

We all laughed at this boy for buying a life time supply of toilet paper. Seems ironic, at the moment.

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

I'm down to one square a day

[@gumgrunt]

(laughs in bidet)

[@blakejames9743]

@@gumgrunt HA... GAAAYYYYYYYY!

[@arthurbo3847]

Ironic, he could save others from shit stains, but not himself...

[@moondancer8401]

not really you really dont need to use that much toilet paper if you do you arejust wasting supplys one person should be able to make a good decent roll for a week ,ive been using the same roll for a week and half only losers buy to much TP

[@anderstempel916]

Disappointed that the release of unfinished product has become the industry standard

[@technicolorskies5432]

I'm always surprised when I return to this video and see it's only 20 minutes long. It always feels way longer when I watch it. Such a great story

[@jimmydcriket4086]

Tod: How long till the game is finished? The team: about 2 years Tod: ok, release it tomorrow

[@horsenuggets1018]

Killian Experience?

[@jimmydcriket4086]

@@horsenuggets1018 ....Maybe

[@dronespace]

Lol

[@ShroudedWolf51]

Yep. Nearly two years to reach the amazing quality level of...Fallout 4, but worse. And, still with micropayments.

[@Crusader1089]

Big daddy zenimax needed his destiny rip off for the 2018 financial year

[@robertyang4365]

"They spent 100 hours writing the code" We were asking about the rum, not the game itself >:(

[@captainwoolbeard2447]

r/murderedbywords

[@ok3339]

@@captainwoolbeard2447 r/ihavereddit

[@DMack6464]

NOBODY ASKED

[@FainthedCherry]

PFF OWCH.

[@jeremywoods770]

Im pretty sure they were talking about the code to design the plastic shell (Quick, this thread demands somebody woooosh me)

[@JohnDavidSullivan]

Coming back to this 4 years later...

[@rahulmistry5019]

we need something like this for Starfield Internet HIstorian, hopefully as a sequel to this iconic video light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate

[@twitchthoughts9063]

By the looks of the Starfield launch, Todd has returned. And another episode is due

[@MrPoogly]

Everytime I get bored, I come back to rehear the telling of the Fall of 76.

[@inspectoralexei3694]

Same!

[@spacetheexplorer7152]

If it appears on my recommended, I know I'm in for the story again.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

It's not one the Jedi would tell you.

[@dawreckor]

The Poogly maybe when you’re bored try out Fallout 76. It’s mostly bug free now, has much more content, and somehow made a good BR. In a game engine that wasn’t made for multiplayer PVP, the battle royale somehow works. “It just works” - Todd Howard. Except it actually does this time

[@MrPoogly]

@@dawreckor "It just works...eventually"

[@GravityTrash]

Internet Historian when making Part 2: "Have we waited long enough?" *OH GOD, YES WE HAVE*

[@rejvaik00]

Yes!!!!!

[@Hitoshuratdn]

Well fallout's failed launch anniversary is coming up. So there might be a chance

[@berrymax7907]

I don’t think that the bullshit will stop until Bethesda stops updating the game

[@fall190]

i cant believe bethesda drones have kept fallout 76 on life support for so long

[@liquidsnr7499]

Better include Fallout Fuck You First

[@Allmightygreat]

Cant believe it’s already been 6 years

[@Sukhanov_Nikita]

History repeats itself, now waiting for Loadfield review

[@parkerbeck2335]

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