Interview Scene | Deadpool 2 (2018) Funny Scene

[@overqueen1202]

Thanos May have all the stones but peter has all the diabetes

[@14U2C]

Lol you realize cable is thanos also right?

[@omithehomi8568]

@@14U2C she isn’t talking about cable

[@deadpaul6415]

I’ve literally got type 3😂😂

[@deadpaul6415]

@@UnhousedHowie I done it to myself bro, my dad died an I just started drinking all day everyday to kill the pain an I ended up with chronic pancreatitis which leads to type 3, before that no I never had no diabetes at all until I woke up having been in the ICU for a week. Yea it’s soo depressing taking insulin all day an not being able to eat most foods an drinks normal people have everyday. The worst thing about type 3 is the memory loss buddy 😞 I hope your doing well with your diabetes buddy I know how u feel.

[@deadpaul6415]

@@UnhousedHowie I get ye bro👊🏼 When you was in hospital was it because your sugar levels was low? We call that a “Hypo” over here in England, it’s scary man it can literally kill you. Iv never had weight issues that’s why I never got diabetes till i was 35 but like I said it was because of alcohol 😞 I haven’t touched a drop since being diagnosed cos the doctors told me one more drink could end me🙁 I hope your well anyway from hospital an doing well coz I know how bad things can get 💙 Oh an Yea you need to watch deadpool 1 & 2 they are awesome just like this clip (trust me cos I got ALL the diabetes 😂😂)

[@Bruh-ig6ec]

I can't believe my dad was on this movie 0:42

[@cry8964]

Anthony Golez bruh

[@doodars9357]

Ayyyyeee

[@self4797]

Anthony Golez 😂😂

[@BanagamerBanana]

That's messed up but funny

[@robbirob557]

LOL sorry for laughing

[@trishpere5]

I completely lost it when vanisher turned out to be Brad Pitt lol

[@F4Wildcat]

And he demanded Ryan reynolds to bring him a cup of coffee on set, as his fee...

[@trishpere5]

F4Wildcat lol I didn’t know that, even better.

[@Zombiesnyder13]

I didn't recognize him

[@seino8890]

why his friend told thanis theres gonna be wind but not to deadpool??

[@sophiemason8444]

Apparently it was done purely and simply to annoying the budgeting department: the had to legally pay him the minimum he was required to work for. And yes, he did demand Ryan Reynolds to buy him a coffee as part of the deal...and completely forgot that bit when they filmed the scene, so he was just as confused as Ryan was when he got the coffee

[@jackychen6261]

“Grab the boy, but not inappropriately” This line always gets me 😂

[@lieutenantwolf5437]

😂

[@Ashotjan]

The interrogation is the best scene. "What's the most pain you've ever felt?" "These restraints are pretty..." LMAO

[@jasoncrandall5320]

I love that Cable is the most hard-boiled character imaginable and Deadpool's friend is a total wimp they nailed the exchange between them perfect

[@andresp5402]

“People think they understand pain…” Lmaoo😂l

[@jayboog716]

I almost peed on myself

[@druunderwood5602]

The Thick Plottens? kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJSwgnp-jst6hM0

[@commentjunky]

Americans don't like being tied up lol

[@zackroberts1240]

I lost it at how angry Deadpool’s friend was when Peter was hired

[@mrjudge6167]

He's mad because he wants to be on the team and deadpool won't hire him.

[@cosmicmaster1006]

Dopinder

[@OtachiKaiju68]

@@mrjudge6167 well be glad he didn't join after that lol.

[@YusufIslam1]

@@mrjudge6167 lol why are you explaining it for?

[@mr.meeseeks5127]

That's one of my favorite gags in this movie. Like Deadpool does love him like a friend. I think he just didn't want him to get hurt. He didn't really care about every one else lmao

[@PaddyRoon7]

The way he says "you're in" to Peter gets me every time. It's just the tone, like "fuck it, why not."

[@realkaygrand]

😂😂😂

[@jayboog716]

I thought I was the only person who died laughing at that 😂

[@TOONYBOY]

Dopinder: FUUUCK!!

[@thejoshuascales]

Facts!!! Lol

[@psychedelictacos9118]

The more the merrier!

[@shewow8612]

I always love how they gently put up Domino's photo with a pin, rather than violently stab it with a knife. Gentlemanly.

[@flamebringer127]

And the fact that she is the only one mercenary who is alive

[@acj1212]

Because she's lucky 😂😂

[@Blue0000FF]

Cringe

[@Nevvy17]

@@flamebringer127peter also lives

[@Veridiano02]

@@Nevvy17 No, he does not. He dies in when they parachute. However Deadpool saves everyone (or at least I asume he saves everyone) going back in time, since we see Rusty (AkA Shadowstar) in Wade's anniversary on Deadpool 3's trailer.

[@alc4117]

I love how deadpool accepts vanisher when vanisher didn’t even show up

[@RealHajimeHinata]

That’s Drax lol

[@brgamerian8634]

@@RealHajimeHinata its Jhon Cena

[@Batmannotbrucewayne]

r/whoooosh

[@SmashPortal]

He probably hired him just because he's Brad Pitt.

[@hybrid9791]

Yet the cab driver cant be accepted

[@Shay-ne3bo]

"Grab the kid, but not inappropriately." Damn that had me going. 😂😂

[@baguettesarenice]

I'd love to like this comment, but it has 69 likes therefore it's perfect how it is

[@MrAlextisi]

666 likes... Nice.

[@jonahsengsok3598]

Im that 699th like XD

[@marvellousgamer7300]

Grabbing kids gets u going 🤔🤔

[@blackiceberrys]

Ayyy dark souls is my favorite game

[@walkerdevin08]

Everyone who gets a knife on their picture dies 😂

[@danielbolorunduro211]

Holy shit i just noticed that😂

[@nin9tailsss]

But peter is still alive tho

[@silvershadow9967]

@@nin9tailsss After Deadpool went back in time

[@luthorkravth5564]

@@nin9tailsss before Deadpool time travel, he's dead by acid

[@jessicachildress5080]

@@luthorkravth5564 fuck acidic vomit

[@Darkmatter105]

Josh Brolin is a master at his craft. From thanos to cable he NAILED these characters.

[@Shadowtron-ud6te]

I legit thought it was Thanos when he started talking, I forgot he was in this movie aswell.

[@JayYu-lr4ro]

@@Shadowtron-ud6teespecially when he was talking about stones

[@muhaiminothman9901]

Wow Cable sounds like Thanos

[@aloysha7723]

Cable and Thanos are brothers. They have a 3rd brother who smashed Wanda.

[@Mugiwara555]

@@aloysha7723 i see what you did there haha i laughed so hard at the theater when wanda said Wanda: you took everything from me! Thanos: i dont even know you Me: bitch please (Mr. Fury) you nailed her on the other movie..😂

[@jonathannguyen1361]

Because he is the same person that casts Thanos! It's Josh Brolin!!

[@gurkan12.]

@@jonathannguyen1361 Thanks, Einstein.😁

[@shakursteadman8169]

Jonathan Nguyen theres always one idiot that doesn’t get the joke

[@madtitan0825]

“Cable, very short, 5’11, not like in the comics”😂😂😂I can’t breathe 😂😂

[@mr.kingofphenomenal4629]

lol Deadpool

[@Daquan0394]

Why is he tall in the comics ?

[@snacksquatch1684]

@@Daquan0394 6'8 350 pounds

[@evanott3179]

Mad Titan It’s funny because 5’11 isn’t short but compared to the comics version it is lol

[@madtitan0825]

Evan Ott I know right😂😂

[@kingrichard3990]

It would be great if they cast John Cena as the Vanisher.

[@maninthetrenchcoat5603]

Actually they cast Brad Pitt

[@thediscospider5701]

Ayy

[@JordanCantFight]

King Richard its acctually brad pitt

[@nickwarner2524]

Missed opportunity

[@hraezly]

Why not dave bautista the one played drax 🤣🤣🤣

[@noonecares379]

" For once I'm gonna find a planet with a bunch of fucking idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman." " Is that Canada? " Gets me everytime 😂😂

[@RRios0027]

You shut your goddamn TRASH MOUTH!!

[@Mbrace818]

You shut your goddammit trash mouth.

[@korystephens3318]

"You shut your goddamn trash mouth"

[@gomezalejandrog]

Functional idiots

[@brianjordan3841]

Weasel was the perfect comedy foil to Deadpool

[@Harryson6]

“Luck isn’t a superpower” clearly you’ve never met King

[@tokyowhoxx]

Harry Son who’s that

[@Harryson6]

Kareem’s Comics character from One Punch Man

[@agungferdiansyah2182]

Or Go D. Usopp, or Buggy D. Clown

[@southbaywaverippers8393]

U rite

[@buffetkage]

😆

[@dhruvgirgenti8268]

“No need for 3rd act” is an underrated line. Basically acknowledging that they’re gonna fail

[@NazriB]

Lies again? What's Islam?

[@thevoid8544]

@@NazriB wtf?

[@Dentheman1995]

"Just once I wanna find a planet where everybody is worst than me at everything. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman" "Is ThAt CaNaDa?"

[@Dentheman1995]

@Greg Elchert I know. Both Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool, Wolverine and Celine Dion

[@Saturday4378]

I have to say that's sounds more like Vancouver

[@Dentheman1995]

@Slavic Soldier I said Wolverine. Not Hugh Jackman

[@trequor]

@@Dentheman1995 Yeah I always found it kind of funny that the two deadliest, most brutal and violent X-men are Canadian. Plus they are the two self-healers. Is this really what Americans think of us?

[@Xylarxcode]

@@trequor I can explain the selfhealing thing. Canadians are so proficient at apologizing for things, their bodies have evolved to heal themselves at incredibly accelerated rate as a way of apologizing to their owner that they got damaged in the first place. It's like the body is saying: 'Oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have been stabbed in the gut. Let me fix that right away. Once again, I'm terribly sorry.'

[@thankyoumyalienzucchinibrother]

"like 2008 Ryan Reynolds" - guy truly hates Green Lantern 😂

[@kotchapakmaneechote2062]

No wonder why he shat on 2011 Green Lantern so much lol

[@TechDove]

@@kotchapakmaneechote2062not sure why. For as bad as it was, it's where he met his wife and had 4 children out of it

[@orestes67]

I don’t know who that is.

[@justinhobgood4312]

“We’ve all eaten at Arby’s” 😂

[@D.A-t5h]

What's Arby's?

[@michaelmartinez9042]

I haven’t

[@dinosaurusindonesia6116]

@@D.A-t5h it's unfamous version of McDonald's

[@D.A-t5h]

@@dinosaurusindonesia6116 ah I see ok

[@Synthetically]

@@D.A-t5h but much worse

[@SkidmoreTx]

“ he’s very short, five eleven not like in the comics”

[@akshaykhanna9802]

5’8 here

[@rogue8853]

@@nkb5245 hes almost 7 feet tall in the comics haha

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

5'6 here. :(

[@zelgiusthebrave1401]

@@1LuvMLPFiM laughs in 6'4

[@ignaciotaborda6538]

@@rogue8853 the guy is built like a friggin closet in the comics

[@AndrewSunada]

"Isn't that Canada?" "You shut your trash mouth" Omg i didn't catch that one before! That's amazing!

[@Vacantbrainn]

Andrew Sunada me too and im from canada and they also made a joke on montreal my city ✌️

[@achair7958]

Can I get an explanation

[@oren1neu1dag]

@@achair7958 Ryan Reynolds is Canadian

[@achair7958]

@@oren1neu1dag Thanks

[@ghsjshagusbshshshhhs8614]

Deadpool himself is Canadian not just Ryan

[@KCG7]

“Isn’t that Canada?” 🤣

[@deadpoo-poo4497]

You shut your goddamn trash mouth 👉🤐

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

You shut your gddamn trash mouth!

[@TheScribe1.0]

“You shut your goddamn trash mouth.”

[@natgenesis5038]

😂😂😂

[@TheScribe1.0]

1:25

[@saadqureshi7127]

I'm Batman. Deadpool: superpowers? Batman: seriously? Deadpool: sorry we already have a guy with no superpowers. his name is Peter.

[@patrickr4762]

Saad Qureshi Batman: I’m rich

[@keennickolas8575]

@@patrickr4762 bullseye ^^

[@krypticchaos6060]

Batman is DC comics, deadpool is marvel, whole different universe pal,, it could never happen

[@DefaultName-zc8sj]

@@krypticchaos6060 Deadpool has went between both universes. So yeah it's plausible Ofc, the comment is a joke

[@iancuspinera1160]

@@krypticchaos6060 Deadpool already met Deathstroke, isn't it?

[@PatrickStar-li9vu]

I like how he pinned everyone's pic with a knife almost teasing they are all gonna die, and then domino who lives gets a tack. That was on purpose right?

[@S3verusMyG]

Yep, the rule of cool didn’t help those guys

[@mrromero1297]

I was today years old when I realized they telegraphed for everybody who was gonna die immediately. Brilliant:

[@acdc14terrace]

Oh my god, you're right 😲

[@asmosisyup2557]

never noticed that, good catch.

[@GITMachine]

Nice catch!

[@jazzandfunkequalsjunk179]

holy shit i didnt know Pennywise did an interview for X-Force

[@ChristianProtossDragoon]

@David Hacking-Bonilla 😂😂😂😂

[@alpgul1689]

He waited to long for the losers club and got bored and desired to become a superhero

[@flexingfletchyt4756]

I don’t get the joke

[@natethompson3994]

@David Hacking-Bonilla it's a hishe reference (hishe another youtuber H.I.S.H.E How It Should Have Ended).

[@josephg94]

@David Hacking-Bonilla Nah, he would be a more murderous Sinestro.

[@B1GK1NG]

The Arby’s joke has me dying. 😂

[@gangstamack8397]

Deadpool isn't wrong

[@B1GK1NG]

@@gangstamack8397 no he isn’t. I went there once and the food made me barf.

[@Dream179Legacy]

@@B1GK1NG I didnt, your stomachs and barf resistance must be weak as hell

[@mebhisntatownie]

i love arby's the food there is good i like their mozzarella sticks

[@mickaelayari1]

1:16 Deadpool: Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman. Weasel: Isn't that Canada? Deadpool: You shut your goddamn trash mouth. 😂😂😂

[@Loresandchores]

Even funnier given that Ryan Reynolds is from Canada

[@DefaultName-zc8sj]

Yeah Ryan, Deadpool, Celine 😂

[@winchesterfan4871]

Was searching for this comment

[@hr-g4640]

@@Loresandchores deadpool is canonically canadian as well

[@philipcaezarvillagonzalo6850]

@A W Canadian pussies have tattooes

[@DreadNawght]

Josh Brolin is such a badass, he's playing 2 major characters in the MCU

[@reginaldfrempong6644]

You could have just said he played the role of 2 iconic characters in Marvel movies.

[@Dentheman1995]

This isn't the MCU though

[@grimegreen]

I think after the fox buyout its confirmed that they'll probably also be in the mcu considering they're working on deadpool 3 for phase 5

[@reginaldfrempong6644]

@@Dentheman1995 exactly lol

[@Dentheman1995]

@@grimegreen the deal is already done

[@TheDarkStruggler]

I love Cable's disappointment when he starts spilling his guts.

[@gadget5231]

Ikr

[@johnnyringo5411]

Really wanted to bend something lol

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !

[@billyboblillybob344]

Destiny arrives all the same...

[@kassimhammad1366]

I am inevitable😂

[@ikedogg423]

"That's all the diabetes!" Lost it. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mitchellneuhoff9946]

Yeah, I looked it up. Apparently, that’s possible.

[@WillRobinsonDanger]

Looked it up myself. Can't be insulin resistant and dependent at the same time. Ok, there's pre, type 1 and 2.

[@EvanLauOfficial]

0:24 “Listen. We’ve all eaten at Arby’s.” LOL

[@Random88899]

Evan Lau that part had me dying lmao

[@rachimravix6760]

Never gets old cause it’s true 😂🤣

[@saintwalker1903]

Actually 0:38

[@jasonlisonbee]

I still don't get all the dislike. Get some horsey sauce with almost anything on their menu. Far better than any other fast food.

[@aaronsmith2688]

Am I the only one here who likes Arby's?

[@blahblahblah3032]

“So basically you’re Dave Matthews” 100% Ryan Reynolds’ style comedy

[@ctcs9162]

Dave Matthews is FUCKING AWFUL

[@thecollector427]

Deapool: Any powers? Peter: I have diabetes. Both types 1 and 2.

[@dalenesbitt2491]

That's ALL the diabetes 😂

[@Alex-cc8yf]

I think there's actually more, very rare types

[@jasonlisonbee]

Any idea why the guy behind him was suddenly upset by his acceptance?

[@ruthcaperchione4103]

@@jasonlisonbee he wanted to be on the team and no one would let him. No powers

[@pranayr9284]

If you find a type 3, let us know!!

[@cariboubearmalachy1174]

I love how Deadpool's superteam and super plan are defeated by wind.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

2:30 gotta love How Dopinder Lost it

[@Mextlatec]

FUCK!!!!!

[@hidof9598]

Hilarious!

[@aidenfurry471]

"he's very short 5'11 not like in the comics" subtle fourth wall break

[@ereynolds72]

Aiden Furry in what world is that subtle

[@danielmastalerz3640]

whole Deadpool is breaking 4th wall actually

[@aidenfurry471]

@@ereynolds72 because the first time round i didn't hear "not like in the comics" i just thought he was trying to make him seem less dangerous and when you hear that you realize he's breaking the fourth wall again

[@ereynolds72]

Aiden Furry just because you missed it doesn’t make it subtle. It’s very obvious

[@aidenfurry471]

@@ereynolds72 and just because you caught it doesn't mean other people didn't miss it, i was too busy laughing to catch it

[@KEVMAN7987]

Peter is the best character. There's a reason Deadpool only saved him when time-traveling back to that moment.

[@TexHound]

Peter for Deadpool 3

[@traydaniel0403]

I’m also glad that Deadpool saved his wife Vanessa too

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !

[@davidgordillo6583]

Imagine if he’s in Deadpool 3

[@michaelphillips7207]

@@traydaniel0403 I never even thought about that. why wouldn't he do that?

[@eclectichandsproductions]

“We’ve all eaten at Arby’s.” Wow, talk about a slap in the face, whew.

[@BamBam-3886]

Deapool: 2008 Ryan Reynold Domino: Whose Ryan Reynolds? Deadpool: Your hired 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cybercop3108]

*Who is *You're

[@BamBam-3886]

Look Eastway what?

[@alexsteiner4223]

@@BamBam-3886 Deapool: 2008 Ryan Reynold Domino: Who is Ryan Reynolds? Deadpool: You're hired

[@c.galindo9639]

Deadpool: Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds. Domino: I have no idea who that is. Deadpool: You’re hired. Domino: Lucky me.

[@hanjinquiocson7582]

Nice grammar right there

[@shihoblade]

No need for third act. Probably the 2nd best 4th wall break. Cant beat the huge mansion only two xmen joke.

[@JibzCastor]

@Robbert Wu he just said that his best joke for him was the Xmen mansion But I want to ask, what does he mean by no need for a 3rd act?

[@judeusssssss]

@@JibzCastor the Third Act or the Final Act is considered as the so-called ending portion of the movie where all of the epic and important shite happens.

[@itsanshtime8827]

@@JibzCastor He means that, if they succeed, the movie can just end afterwards.

[@shihoblade]

@@JibzCastor The board where he was planning involved resolving all the movies conflicts in their mission which means the movie can end early instead of going the classical three act setup. Its a great joke because as the audience you know immediately that Deadpools plans are destined to fail because then the movie would end early and feel hollow without the third act. In his own 4th wall breaking way Deapool knows that he is just wasting time on this destined to fail plan.

[@olela6018]

@@JibzCastor it's a quote from the last part of this clip

[@notmuchgaming4917]

""Watch out for this guy Cable, he's very short 5'11 not like in the comic" *dead*

[@deadpaul6415]

An racist

[@wrath231]

Oh man his team looks so confused after that line😄

[@cb-9938]

Peter classifying his diabetes as a superpower is just perfect

[@charlesabner2324]

"Don't look at it, you'll only make it worse." Crying 😂😂

[@Mrcaremal5]

Cable had some serious conflict going through his mind right then rofl

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !

[@xPLAxGUEx]

cable: LOOKS*

[@Legion-zf2ju]

"Am i getting catfished here or?" That part killed me XD

[@zsvntt]

“Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds” “I don’t know who that is” “YOU’RE HIRED”

[@joeman3411]

The best line 🤣

[@kep3898]

@@joeman3411 what does 2008 ryan reynolds even mean?

[@joeman3411]

@@kep3898 he did a few movies that didn't do good , dated and married scarlet Johanson which ended really quick and maybe there's more bad stuff that happened to him.

[@kep3898]

@@joeman3411 oh lol- I thought it was green lantern but it was 2011 xD

[@nickbradshaw-grace4847]

2:31 This is the Best Part 😂😂

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

FUCK! 😂

[@kotchapakmaneechote2062]

I love this part too, Dopinder's frustration is really hilarious and understandable.

[@advisedgnu69backup72]

“FUCK!”

[@TheScribe1.0]

I’d argue that crack about Canada is the best part. But that’s probably mostly because I am Canadian.

[@Chasm65]

"I can distort electrical fields. Including the ones inside your head. Causing anxiety, confusion, pain." "...So basically, you're Dave Matthews."

[@JetAlucard362]

I can't understand that reference bro

[@johnpaularroz4025]

no, he's basically Terry Crews hohohooh

[@matyasd007]

@@JetAlucard362 its an american music band

[@ryanjackson1143]

it is so fashionable to take shots at Dave Matthews

[@sugarbear4865]

John Paul Arroz :D

[@Kennedy749]

"Whats the most pain you've ever felt?" "...These restraints are pretty-"

[@Robi2009]

I thought he would say "Well, I have seen Green Lantern"...

[@quchi7232]

“ I’m gonna bent something that isn’t meant to be bent “ ...hearing that causes a pain in my junk

[@BlackDiamond2718]

JPT that narrows it down

[@namarie.2289]

“I was born into war... BRED into it.” “Okay”

[@sossboygenes6967]

Namarie. That part is so underrated 😂.

[@Brandonian]

“The planet, Mojo World.” That was pretty good lol I love the way he said it too, with such firm honesty.

[@huh3902]

Apparently mojos the villain in deadpool 3

[@Brandonian]

@@huh3902 I haven’t looked into anything yet! I’m hella excited though for it! Lol

[@huh3902]

@@Brandonian it’s a rumour nothings been confirmed but it seems likely!

[@rafaelmartinez9259]

Nope ​@@huh3902

[@tenebre911]

When cable starts talking, i only envision Thanos lol

[@stiffplaysgames9999]

Deadass lol

[@eyeseer1]

Jonah Hex is jealous. Cable & Thanos are Goonies.

[@krypticchaos6060]

That's because josh Brolin played and did the voice acting for thanos as well but I'm sure you already knew that

[@michaelreid322]

Realized that Peter's headshot is probably his actor's actual audition headshot. Also, thanks to that guy who watches movies at quarter speed to catch Easter eggs, that the very first resume that Wade looks at is for RBG.

[@YourMajesty143]

That's the Notorious RBG to you, buddy! May she RIP 🙏

[@JustKrin]

All of the characters are their actors headshots, they only gave Zazie Domino's eye mark but other than that I'm pretty sure are the real ones

[@DiggitySlice]

@@YourMajesty143 shes notorious to babies, that's for sure

[@TheDirtysouthfan]

I just realized that the Wind Advisory was a pretty important detail seeing as how it caused almost everyone on X Force to get killed.

[@killswitch278]

"Isn't that Canada" ☠️

[@deadpoo-poo4497]

You shut your goddamn trash mouth 👉 🤐

[@MsDefectiveToaster]

If I were kidnapped and my kidnapper asked me "what's the most pain you've ever felt" the urge to reply "I saw Cats in theaters" would be indescribable and I would almost certainly die

[@pirligirlpearl]

I would say "Trump getting elected."

[@devonlawton1149]

That sounds like something from one of Stanzi's kidnapper shorts

[@Zak-tk8wv]

lol

[@wohendumwing3ee9]

@@pirligirlpearl I'd say, Biden getting elected and knowing I share a country with functionally brain-dead twats who still cry over mean tweets.

[@johnstrife7]

@@pirligirlpearl Biden*

[@mr.l8723]

Peter is just some random guy who saw the ad, AND HE MAKES IT IN! Love it!😂

[@Clock_man009]

Peter is the key to defeat Kang

[@pirligirlpearl]

"Get outta my head!" She totally pulled a Bugs Bunny on Deadpool🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christopherhernandez6956]

“If you find a type 3 let us know” that killed me 💀

[@prestonbarnes8065]

Holy crap, the first picture they look at is Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

[@MrWaeseL]

Notorious R.G.B. "Supposedly she can rap, too."

[@powertothepeople5628]

Yeah i noticed that wonder what the backstory is to that?

[@scottydu81]

Lol she has the same powers as The Vanisher

[@charissepacot5766]

I just realized Pennywise is in Deapool

[@tacticalcoffee7397]

yea thats BILL

[@liqurmeup]

When he is not out attracting, playing with and eating children IT is saving lives in a super squad.

[@abdlhmdx]

“...Planet mojo world” Mojo bizarre adventure

[@mazinosman1142]

Ho. Mukatte kurou no ka

[@drjay7596]

Toki wo tomare

[@J4W0R_]

What?

[@luansemy7399]

Korega Mojo da

[@msj8189]

Za warudo

[@guibox3]

"Isn't that Canada?" "You shut your goddamn trash mouth." Ha ha ha ha ha!!! As a Canadian, I laughed hard. Both Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds defending the honor of all Canucks.

[@operationangel7940]

That and Deadpool loves Wolverine who is Canadian XD

[@bo0-621]

And he brought that joke back !

[@dongerard999]

"I'm in an 11 year olds bedroom" Was that supposed to be a self awareness of being in a comic/movie

[@nightgodd7865]

it was a jab at the room they were in

[@kd-yd3db]

Yah what u talking abt the Ryan renalds was 4 wall dumb ass

[@mauz791]

@@kd-yd3db what?

[@kd-yd3db]

Mauz the Ryan renalds reference was forth wall breaking

[@mauz791]

@@kd-yd3db oh

[@BIGWH1FF]

It completely slipped my mind that Josh Brolin was cast as Thanos. I was trying to figure out for at least 15 minutes where I'd heard his voice from.

[@ben6993]

Pretty sure Deadpool actually calls him Thanos at some point in this film.

[@glasstuna]

No shit!

[@boredjakartans5184]

Scumzy me too 😂 LOL

[@starredgoal]

@@ben6993 yeah deadpool called him Thanos once in this movie

[@Jose-se9pu]

Deadpool literally calls him "Thanos" in the movie

[@Julken0012]

"I'm Zeitgeist..." "What's your power?" "I do ASMR Video's"

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

True

[@nicname3147]

Oh my God, I've found another Zeitgeist fan

[@sarveshnathan7559]

"I can float. And I can make people float as well. You'll float too"

[@ZK1Ø1_76]

I love how for all the members of X-Force who died their picture is stabbed with a screwdriver or knife, but for the ones who lived it was a simple thumbtack (And obviously only Domino survived).

[@Kronos205]

I wish I could rewatch this movie in theaters again, packed out audience, everyone was laughing and having a great time.

[@katiee2682]

“No, I spit acidic vomit. Do you want me to demonstrate?” “No, we’ll take your word for it.” “Listen, we’ve all eaten at Arby’s.” Omg 😂

[@Just_Snowy]

This team consists of: The guy from that deodorant ad The clown from IT That black girl from Joker Brad Pitt and Peter

[@gganz991]

Just Snowy u forget Steve

[@XTRAJOSS98]

Vanisher

[@007Fusiion]

Didn’t see no black girl

[@philipcaezarvillagonzalo6850]

@J Foster Crews not cruz

[@philipcaezarvillagonzalo6850]

@J Foster Crews not cruz

[@robertmason837]

Funny how the vanisher was late, I just pretend he actually was pretending to be late.

[@poweroverwhelming2]

"You shut your godd@mn mouth." At the end, you can hear Ryan break character to snicker

[@ShintaTakama]

Deadpool can't break character because at this point, anything that he does could be either or.

[@ianmcnab8751]

Time stamp???

[@Adam.Reader14]

@@ianmcnab8751 it was when Rusty said he came from planet Mojo and was better than them, so the other guy told deadpool to move to Canada.

[@ianmcnab8751]

Adam ahh I found it, wasn’t at the end tho like the original comment said. 🤔 Ahh I see, it was at the end of the sentence. Lol.

[@byler.truther8129]

Wade is Canadian too actually

[@tjsmith7355]

“So basically you’re Dave Matthews” I was laughing so hard

[@Vekren]

lol no idea who that is hahah

[@jordandargan5787]

I searched it up and it's a rock band. Dave Matthews is a guitarist oh ok.

[@tjsmith7355]

@@jordandargan5787 I know who Dave Matthews is

[@themenace2065]

“Number one: I’m gonna bend something, something that was not meant to bend” - Cable 😂😂😂

[@stevenbazinet3404]

Like the erection he has?

[@Mbrace818]

Yeah I'm gonna stop you right there, because I'm not gonna make it to 2. I won't even make it to 1! I don't do well with pain... you know. I stub my toe I'm... I'm done for the day. I cried when they cancelled Felicity. When I get really scared, I get nervous erections! I have one right now. Don't look at it it'll only make it worse! I don't want you to hurt me and I'll tell you anything... *gasp* anything you wanna know. Except for where they are.

[@anonym58063]

Alright Imma stop you right there cause I won't make it to number two

[@Travis89-ob5tt]

After seeing Deadpool and Wolverine Peter totally took his job. 😆

[@RobinOnYew]

the guy just saw the ad and went for it, still gets me every time.

[@ddespair]

Weasel warns cable of a wind advisory and Deadpool’s team dies from that wind advisory. Great way to have a joke and foreshadowing.

[@mikef3300]

Domino is my favorite. I never thought being Lucky would be such a great super power but her scenes in the movie were fantastic 👍

[@dvader3000]

I love when his friend mentions Canada and deadpool gets mad

[@alessiab.6418]

Domino : _"..everything just kinda works out for me"_ Deadpool : _"Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds"_ Domino: _"I dont know who that is"_ Dead pool : *_" ..You are hired"_*

[@DanteYewToob]

How many of you think he only let Peter join because Dopinder was in the room? Its cruel but absolutely hilarious.

[@justin9202]

100% Deadpool move

[@anooprknair1987]

2:31.. 😁😂😂 reaction of Dopinder is hilarious.

[@beuhmoment1040]

I think it’s sorta cute when Wade says “ow” to Peter having both types of diabetes when he’s literally a walking tumor that sustains itself off of constantly killing existing cells to repair himself

[@varric]

"I can distort electrical fields. Including the ones inside your head. Causing anxiety, confusion, pain." So, you're a male Mother-in-law.

[@whosspidey541]

2:43 lol I thought that was thanos talking

[@kenneth2354]

Lmao it is

[@supremereign5164]

"We've all eaten at arbys" 😂

[@s4mcote]

2:30 the little pause and the way he says you’re in always gets me

[@stevenrogersfineart4224]

Omg the writing and acting in this movie were brilliant.

[@lokeshbhatt4316]

Its funny how they stabbed everyone's photos wirh a knife & didn't do the same with that lucky girl 😒😂

[@josephge4223]

foreshadowing that everyone else died a horrible death.

[@hidof9598]

She is lucky everywhere!

[@rpmguy648]

Her name is Domino by the way.

[@byler.truther8129]

@@josephge4223 I just realized that..

[@piotrkowalski3869]

She was lucky to not get stabbed... Oh wait. Luck actually is a superpower.

[@asmosisyup2557]

That wind advisory, foreshadowing 😂😂😂

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

"Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds"

[@danielbolorunduro211]

Isn't that Canada?😂

[@travisrussell2649]

you shut your goddamn trash mouth!

[@TLAKMS]

I cracked up so hard!!!! 🤣🤘

[@rezamaulanaputra3259]

i dont get the joke here... can someone explain?

[@abdulmajeedsalahbarabaa3938]

@@rezamaulanaputra3259 I think it has something to do with that some Americans really hate Canada and see it below The Great American!!

[@rinraiden]

@@rezamaulanaputra3259 Ryan Reynolds is Canadian.

[@user-xo6xn6zm2j]

Peter is the closest thing to Spider-Man that we’ll get in a Deadpool movie.

[@kameelsabri2382]

Deadpool: "Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds?" Domino: "I don't know who that is..." Deadpool (immediately): "You're hired."

[@plizmaticpierce]

Some people don't know that Domino steals the luck of all others. That's why everyone dies during her little cinematic scene.

[@venchmaypa8373]

Only domino has a pin while others are knives 😂😂

[@alazkaalazka6087]

Vench Maypa very clever

[@blankabs7056]

yeah that's luck

[@alessiab.6418]

you're observant

[@FloraWest]

"He's very short, 5'11", not like in the comics!"

[@thomasreese8028]

Domino: I'm lucky. Deadpool: that's not a superpower. Domino: yes it is. Deadpool: no it isn't. Domino: yes it is. Deadpool: no it isn't Domino: yes it is. Deadpool: no it isn't. Domino: no it isn't. Deadpool: yes it is. Domino: told ya. Thomas Reese: lololololololol.

[@thomasreese8028]

Gets them every time.

[@ted6607]

Thomas Reese she was annoying

[@thomasreese8028]

@@ted6607 ya but you have to admit that was funny.

[@ted6607]

Thomas Reese nah

[@pramey007]

I don't if you guys know but bugs bunny did that to Daffy duck

[@diddyknux]

Dopinder's "FUCK!" might be one of my favorite movie fucks ever.