🔴 LIVE - Reading AITA posts of Life Series players

[@kcmaru]

alternate title: martyn defending his crimes in the life series for 2 hours, 26 minutes and 46 seconds

[@Wil_The_Hermit]

Yes.

[@L-ghtlessSky]

and pretending NOT to be biased

[@KayFey_E3294]

@@L-ghtlessSky wdym ofc hes not biased *cough cough* RIGHT

[@L-ghtlessSky]

@@KayFey_E3294 most reliable narrator of all time

[@bookishnewt8468]

"since they're getting older, I thought it was time they learned how to play with an active grenade." I immediately cackled like a witch when that came up. THE ESCALATION

[@WhatIsMyPorpoise]

Masterful AITA post writing. The title is ambiguous, they don't seem too bad, maybe slightly douchey and- WOAH WHAT DID HE JUST SAY???? NONE OF THAT IS OKAY. And then the beautiful defensive justifications that follow. An art, truly.

[@AquaEclipse324]

I suggested reading that post for a REASON

[@rexenowner]

1:47:57

[@Tyxaar]

Omg Joel’s opening with “Hello idiots” is so accurate lmao.

[@appletree13]

I was laughing so hard at that post. Genuinely would've thought Joel had written it with no context.

[@Ghst-pm3le]

​@appletree13 where is joels part I can't find it

[@appleinxed]

hello apple brother ​@@appletree13

[@totalcIown]

​@Ghst-pm3le the one theyre talking about is 16:43

[@dbseamz]

That whole post totally nailed Joel's way of speaking, the person who wrote it did a great job.

[@johnnyshortfor]

y'all know that tumblr post that's like "it shouldn't count as a crime if it's objectively funny"? that's me with bigb's hole and cobblerooms

[@L-ghtlessSky]

Scar in session 4, his helmet wearing shouldn’t be a crime because it was hilarious to watch

[@lolli_popples]

I love the the one about the family dinner starts off as a really normal AITA, with questionable behavior on both sides, and then VEERS off into left field with the active grenade bit.

[@lolli_popples]

Martyn: I won’t have any reading between the lines. Also Martyn: I think M is a stand up guy, I’m reading in between the lines. (Love the intentional hypocrisy it’s hilarious)

[@daisyrobinson4326]

I swear to god you’re everywhere

[@lolli_popples]

@@daisyrobinson4326 Where?

[@IrregularityRowan]

​@@lolli_popplesevery

[@DefineObsessed]

​@@lolli_popplesthey said everywhere so I guess... Every?

[@lolli_popples]

@@DefineObsessed Every where? That’s a lot of wheres. I didn’t know I’d been to all of them.

[@seineevee]

I did not expect Martyn to canonically make Treebark boyfriends in this but yk Edit: Martyn is definitely not very very _very_ biased

[@MercuryCat]

Martyn is _very_ not biased, he’s certainly not affiliated with any of the ops (and definitely isn’t any of the ops either)!

[@AugustArts30]

Timestamp?

[@mastertrams]

@@AugustArts30 Too many!

[@bagelcrumbs8880]

what is the timestamp i cant find it 😭😭😭😭

[@mastertrams]

@@bagelcrumbs8880 There isn't a single timestamp. Martin being very biased is a running theme throughout this stream, especially when he's the subject of the AITA.

[@chessstalker8096]

I think the posts would have been 10x funnier if the fact that they were in a “death game” wasn’t mentioned Imagine debating if a guy who’s celebrating his friends’ wife’s death is an asshole or not because bro hadn’t died before her after many previous “unfortunate events”

[@XD.73-849]

Yes lol

[@ButtercupSoupCrabs]

Martyn always stating that he's NTA is hilarious

[@shineyluna1268]

I still cant get over Martyn saying "op" instead of "O-P" lol

[@tiffsyyy2470]

is... there any other way to say it edit: nvm

[@AquaEclipse324]

Warning: Martyn is being an apologist for his character. His commentary is biased. 4:39 - Starting the stream 10:40 - AITA for gaslighting an entire server for no real reason? (SL BigB) 16:43 - AITA for telling my wife she should try my water slide? (SL Joel) 22:08 - AITA for trying to divorce my friends to recruit one of them to my cult, I mean, company? (3L Martyn) 27:46 - AITA for murdering my best friend and some other random dude in cold blood? (LimL Martyn) 33:37 - AITA for killing 3 Yellows when I wasn't supposed to? (LimL Scar) 39:37 - AITA for ditching my soulmate? (DL Scott) 49:26 - AITA for throwing the ashes of a dog in front of its owner's feet? (LimL Martyn) 57:28 - AITA for celebrating my friend's wife dying? (SL Jimmy) [Mini ad break + technical difficulties] 1:08:58 - AITA for accidentally killing a depressed woman? (SL Jimmy) - CW namedropping 1:19:34 - AITA for killing my (30sM) closest friend (zombie age? F?) and changing my identity for my safety? (LL BigB) 1:30:22 - AITA for lying to my friend about owning a frog? (LimL BigB) 1:38:46 - AITA for killing my boss even though he asked? (Before anyone comes for me, he's fine now) (3L Martyn) 1:46:11 - AITA for spending time with my kids? (LimL Etho) - I personally think this is the BEST one by far 1:55:25 - AITA for accidentally causing a chain of events that led to two pairs of soulmates dying? (DL Grian) [2:01:57 - Re-explaining for the raiders] 2:03:21 - AITA for ditching my soulmate? Revisited (DL Scott), ft. Scott himself in Twitch chat 2:08:58 - Rats AITA and Pirates AITA announcement + parkour

[@johnnyshortfor]

you are a SAINT

[@dogapproved3537]

Ahhh Tysm

[@theAstarrr]

1:55:57 how is that misconception still going around 😂 Joel died on his own, failing to clutch, Etho was not near the ground when he died on his screen Although it was still a good reason not to throw both of them upwards

[@c0pykatt]

Omg thanks 😊

[@shineyluna1268]

You're incredible 🙏

[@mustachemiss1983]

20:40 was the most reddit thing ever. Its always jumping straight to divorce

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

Martyn calling "the boss" the asshole in the situation was unexpected to say the least Edit: Grian's voice in this feels so fitting for the words that he's saying. The valley girl accent is perfect for it.

[@L-ghtlessSky]

predicted valley girl arc

[@SawsArt]

I love whenever people use a female voice for Grian٫ I just find it so funny for no reason😭

[@RespawnGod]

I can't wait for the AITA posts on Tiktok to slowly turn into life series refences

[@L-ghtlessSky]

PLEASE. I NEED TO START LIKE, A GENERIC TTS REDDIT READING CHANNEL. EXCEPT ITS JUST SLOWLY ADDING MORE AND MORE REFERENCES

[@kaitlyncanale8611]

POV: this is what happens in between series Martyn just plays parkour and answering AITA questions rather than endlessly falling through a void

[@User47928]

27:49 the thing about this one is that op says they’ve all been in multiple death games together Overlooking the fact that that’s impossible, that means that if there’s another one, S will remember the betrayal. I do think that the best way to describe this scenario is “all is fair in love and war”. For me this is going to be JAH but GT.

[@thursdaybrunch9633]

What does GT stand for?

[@L-ghtlessSky]

“all is fair in love and war” BUT I CANT FIGHT WITH YOU ANYMOREE

[@meccombs7629]

​@@thursdaybrunch9633 I think it's "Get Therapy"

[@novaintemittnamn]

Martin just casually being a huge 'M' apologist, no reason behind it, it's not like he knows anything about 'M'. What are you talking about? You must be crazy if you think he's being biased!

[@freshcupofangst]

hey dude think you might’ve meant *biased? :)

[@novaintemittnamn]

​@@freshcupofangstOhh yeah- Thanks!🙏

[@johnnyshortfor]

BROS BEFORE HOES FOR THE FLOWER HUSBANDS???? martyn you can't make me cackle that loud at 11 pm

[@dezzyly]

Timestamps: Story 1 - 10:41 Story 2 - 16:39 Story 3 - 22:07 Story 4 - 27:44 Story 5 - 33:35 Story 6 - 39:37 Story 7 - 49:26 Story 8 - 57:26 Story 9 - 1:08:48 Story 10 - 1:19:34 Story 11 - 1:30:22 Story 12 - 1:38:45 Story 13 - 1:46:10 Story 14 - 1:55:23

[@7bibi89]

ur the goat tysm

[@PolluxaC]

As someone who actually watches some of these reddit story videos (the ones with vtubers reading them so no AI voices) on a daily basis, I find this hilarious af. Love the roleplaying!

[@Ember_Eyes]

4:39 Martyn starts starts speaking and 4:57 Martyn appears

[@CharmChampion]

This is the crossover of multiple niche interests that I NEED. Thank you!

[@43_primecraft]

Absolutely hilarious stream, and with Scott and Owen popping in at the end is just for you to turn around and play an AITA post focusing on Scott just hit the funny bone. You should definitely try to pull the whole Trafficlife group to do this for the anniversary for the start of Third Life. . . . Also, if you just enjoy the MC fanfics with some large lore, I found a great one called "The Ceasar House" by Writer207. It's a pretty long one, but it is complete and is a great AU in reference to Empires S1.

[@CupidNeilon-zb4dl]

Commenting to save :)

[@amazingenderman3164]

1:47:57 commenting here so I’ll periodically be reminded of this glorious clip

[@L-ghtlessSky]

Get reminded.

[@nayl0rdoesstuff864]

Get reminded

[@meepbeep2464]

Get reminded

[@ChocomelJuice]

Get reminded

[@variables494]

Get reminded.

[@lckittyqueen]

36:20 scar is such a frat boy omg I need that to be a thing

[@dbseamz]

And the fact that Martyn, the punster, didn't even realize it was a username pun.

[@RedRocketthefirst]

What is a frat boy

[@lckittyqueen]

@@RedRocketthefirst like a dudebro college guy I guess

[@lolli_popples]

The voice for the frog story was absolutely hilarious and made it 200x better

[@twigbranch4556]

46:08 thats a story called the princess and the pea, I guess S doesn’t get the prince if he can’t stand the pea

[@R3TR0221]

😂

[@JustMarel]

Martyn is TAH for his pronounciation of OP

[@lolli_popples]

“That’s just kinda the vibe he tends to go with,” PFFFT

[@lucklessthecat]

oml, I wish I had caught this live- I never knew I needed this in my life, but now I crave more!!

[@kezi7728]

1:10:37 Just saying it was a crit hit with a sword, not a punch

[@lauradrummond817]

Can we just talk about how beautiful Martyn’s eyes are (not in a weird way just like he has lovey eyes)

[@nightmarexgaming120]

I guess

[@willstewart3391]

This was incredibly entertaining, a part 2 must be imminent

[@L-ghtlessSky]

56:02 “NTA! Womp womp for P!” DYING

[@paigester]

i found u now,,

[@L-ghtlessSky]

@@paigester oh no /pos

[@paigester]

@@L-ghtlessSky you’re never getting away from me now.. /silly

[@L-ghtlessSky]

@@paigester goodness no you’re gonna follow us till we die /posj

[@lolli_popples]

I saw the prompt on Tumblr but couldn’t think of anything, but from the reblogs I read through this should be fun!

[@Oncetwicethrice]

"I tried my best to gaslight them" is one of the funniest things I have ever heard

[@RekaCath]

Just rewatched this vod and all I can think is; I need this for the Rats SMP, and specifically, the Hamrat fallout up to exile.

[@StellArRose_1]

Martyn: im reading between the lines Also Martyn later in the video: lets not read between the lines

[@nowayjose1870]

Martyn's like a creative writing teacher giving his students prompts, I love him

[@bogerbog9802]

Martyn definitely isn’t biased on M doing nothing wrong.

[@R3TR0221]

😂

[@lckittyqueen]

1:47:58 i actually died laughing this is GOLD

[@RubyPiec]

AITA for going AFK and making my teammates die several times trying to protect me?

[@crimetrademark]

YTA

[@Heathersproshotedits1989]

NTA you were sick

[@mc_fanatic]

alternate title: “I glaze myself for almost 2 and a half hours “

[@lisahenry20]

I've only got the to first one so far, but I have a feeling character-martyn has some strong feelings about bigb's gaslighting

[@thecurtains]

I'm always so shocked when Martyn casually curses in his streams /lh

[@Queerios_Gaming]

Should I be sleeping? Yes. Do I have to get up earlier tomorrow because of rehearsals for the play I’m in? Not sure but probably. Is it 12:17 AM? Yes. But the being late to the Martyn grind never stops.

[@scrensaver_]

How'd the rehearsals go? :)

[@Queerios_Gaming]

@@scrensaver_ good! Thanks for asking, sorry I didn’t reply sooner.

[@Lia._.Limeade]

TYSM FOR THIS MARTYN!! Genuinely best stream I’ve ever watched I was laughing and bawling my eyes out they whole time! This stream was a good break from the stresses of life

[@pokewatcher20]

The dog one was painful to watch, I'm so glad that he was judging based on c!Martyn's experiences instead of his own

[@juneflwrs]

this was such a fun stream!! had me laughing so hard while watching on twitch. i can’t wait to see the rats smp / pirates smp version too!

[@neasulavuori4955]

INCREDABLE format, bravo

[@torch-lyt]

just came to the stream and heard 'the girl with 12 butts' lmao

[@witchykittyy]

There is NO way Scar is 25, nothing will make me believe that.

[@CharmChampion]

Pretty sure he’s closer to 35. Maybe it’s a typo?

[@pixelraid5742]

@@CharmChampion32 actually.

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

​@@pixelraid5742 Did he ever say that? Because he constantly veers the conversation off when people ask for his age. But honestly, I would believe he's 32 (not like the 40-something a website made up he was and he denied multiple times). I just want to know where you got that from.

[@pixelraid5742]

@@carimeslockdownedtree2654 mathematically, Scar got Jellie when he was 16, and Jellie was 16 when she passed away, that makes 32

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

@@pixelraid5742 oohhh good maths. Hadn't thought of that. Nice to finally have the mystery resolved.

[@emilythefox4019]

POV: you're still waiting for that Rat SMP AITA vod wherever it is

[@lolli_popples]

Honestly, I think S is the asshole in the 4th story. He’s won already, and clearly doesn’t care about it. And a *real* ally wouldn’t let a random guy have an equal chance at winning as their friend.

[@lckittyqueen]

1:10:08 this one got me omg it might be the accent but it’s SO funny

[@spectatormoon9800]

2:13:30 what's the fic link? Id Love to read that

[@x11bug]

i need a list of parkour maps in the background footage (i'm pretty sure I've played one or two but probably not all)

[@caramarie2000]

honestly I would watch these with 0 context on tt

[@Endycat1]

I love how unbiased Martyn is in this, especially with that “M” person that frequently showed up in the stories

[@Windstreak23]

43:47 I know it’s breaking character but Martyn literally abandoned Pearl, blamed everything on her, and then talked bad about her behind her back…😅

[@mswifeycatlady7583]

This was brilliant!! 😂😂 I can’t wait for more!

[@Beeba10]

1:56:48 Scott's not 30, not yet anyway lol. Next year! **cough** I mean, uh, who's Scott?

[@meganweng6483]

46:16 ngl, all I could think of when he said this was Pearl hiding underneath Scott’s bed.

[@Mr0w0sStudio]

“M is pretty great if you ask me” bro is trying too hard 💀

[@Enen-Amanita]

1:30:22 WHY DOES THE VOICE SOUND LIKE MATT ROSE LMFAO

[@L-ghtlessSky]

OH MY GOD KINDA??

[@gabrela8641]

i love how martyn is just complementing himself this entire stream

[@acequeenofthedeck8431]

Timestamp for myself 1:00:00

[@EliotehSh33p]

I love the starting soon music for this one, jamming out sweeping the floor right now

[@duskashxx]

Which series did 22:29 happen and who were J and S? I think they're Jimmy and Scott but I'm not sure, I'm not very caught up.

[@sunlakestar2549]

My thoughts: 1. YTA 2. ESH and GT 3. YTA 4. NTA 5. JAH 6. GT definitely. JAH? Tough one. 7. NTA but GT 8. JAH Taking a break along with this break here.

[@lckittyqueen]

1:31:24 this one is also GREAT

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

4:34 video starts here

[@unvl7682]

4:37 start

[@izzjamx]

Martyn is so not biased

[@v13nn4_]

He’s based

[@L-ghtlessSky]

@@v13nn4_based on his biased opinions /lh

[@yoshiflash579]

2:01:17 don’t forget S, he’s also NTA it seems like he wasn’t involved and was just collateral damage

[@taosamundo]

What's the music in the beginning? They are so nice to listen to

[@TupHart]

LIVE GRENADE?

[@chaseashley6775]

I listen to AITA podcasts and videos all the time, and I’d be SO DOWN for Martyn making AITA videos.

[@lckittyqueen]

IM LITERALLY DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY 1:33:32

[@B3T4T3ST]

4:37 stream starts

[@Podgamezz]

this is the funniest thing ever

[@StellArRose_1]

Martyn trying to defend himself but saying he's not

[@Quartz512_]

52:21 This video is sponsored by raycon everyday earbuds. Raycon: the floor

[@jbug5j]

Im a few months late, but this was incredibly entertaining and hilarious!

[@saym0.0]

martyn mandated jizzie divorce 😔💔

[@R3TR0221]

19:43 What for? Maybe couple's therapy?

[@WaterBottle-2309]

which map is this?

[@paranoidminecrafter]

bias martin is bias lol

[@abanana]

woah

[@daydreamer1727]

39:40 49:29

[@OwariOmori]

Timezone suck