Introducing: Human Food

[@Derpy_Crow]

“Ever looked at your dog” *shows cat*

[@slipjointyjan548]

Even better is he’s clearly saying “that’s a cat, that’s definitely a cat” in the video

[@attackeh]

i watched the video

[@Erons1528]

This feels like a product Vat19 would've adverstised as part of an April Fools joke back in 2009

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

Haha true

[@pollall2793]

Genuinely it would.

[@fffmcfff9112]

who?

[@yg6484]

The uncanny high resolution just makes this more true.

[@natsukilovestobake4427]

Thats... a name I haven't heard in a long time

[@azfk]

I’ll take 10. I have lots of humans I need to feed

[@OTKok]

Hmm, I think bro might be trying to improve his stocks 🤔

[@zatzu]

You mean those humans in your basement?

[@JulianWuzHear]

@@OTKok He uses outsider trading for that. (Yes that was an intentional reference)

[@knifeturtle8799]

Please let me out of the basement

[@OTKok]

@@JulianWuzHear yes I think he’s interacting directly with kibble, very anomalous

[@smart_person-n7k]

“Manufactured by people who probably get paid.” The probably is the realest part of that sentence.

[@jujuoof174]

Real

[@z.i.p.w9467]

The design is very human

[@TashiTingdzin]

Very easy to use

[@carlchapman4053]

As a bachelor it's everything I want from food - edible, non-toxic, digestible, other and best of all "Easy to poop!". Goodbye Pizza, Curry, Meat and Veg because now I'm eating 'Other'.

[@fatyoshi1456]

Love me some good All of the Above to start the day

[@ZhadTheRad]

"Have you ever looked at your dog while they're eating…" That's a odd-looking dog

[@woodfur00]

That's a perfectly normal-looking dog I don't know what you're talking about

[@RoboCop4000]

Lol what, have you never seen a dog before?

[@falconcorban4128]

would be more convincing if it was a manecoon.

[@StarsDeveloper]

this is the type of stuff you would see on the interdimensional cable

[@MsZsc]

bro futurama did this joke 3 decades ago

[@Vookem-]

@@MsZsc yeah it did but still would be funny. xd

[@MsZsc]

@@Vookem- ye i liked it. Human food vs Bachelor chow brand simping

[@davidumann6707]

Jerry: "Hmm, human food... I like it."

[@carlchapman4053]

@davidumann6707 Just like his music.

[@Applemangh]

Funny, but I legit wish something like this existed: basic, nutritionally comprehensive, and cheap. Something you could theoretically eat exclusively and still be healthy.

[@aiiiia9971]

We need this

[@Just_Sara]

People with disabilities, dpressed people and folks who don’t really love food need this!

[@Victoria-ij3cb]

You could look into Soylent or Huel or similar products if you're serious about this. It's a drink, but it's created such that you could theoretically live off it.

[@Applemangh]

@@Victoria-ij3cb Yeah, but it's expensive compared to making your own food. The idea is good, and it's certainly cheaper than some people eat, at least.

[@KillerCrewmate2526]

@@Just_SaraI love food so much that I wish kibble actually taste good and there would be a very where you can eat a lot without risking health, kibble just looks ans smell so good

[@KaiserWilhelmReal]

This feels like some classic 10 years old comedy video. Deserves more views

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

Aw thank you

[@Mr-HiJacket-]

"Have You Ever Looked At Your Dog While They're Eating And Thought" "Huh, It's Fuckin Chicken."

[@Bloxxers_rclNotAClanner]

Those 2 words after Huh, remind me of that one Family Feud YTP I watched a while back

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

It's fuckin?​@@Bloxxers_rclNotAClanner

[@DanielLol-7]

@@Bloxxers_rclNotAClanner Huh, two words? That's three words.

[@thereprehensible435]

...We made this a long, long time ago; we call it *cereal.* Alas, due to its history it served more for sustaining you on a journey as an emergency food rather than something you'd wanna live off of long-term. TBH, I'd be all for an ezpz cronchy thing with all the nutrients and such I need, but most such foods are gimmicky and overly expensive.

[@GandalfTheStacked]

sounds like an alien advertisement

[@FreakTesticals]

We’d make great pets

[@Dracophile7]

"Finally, an affordable way to feed my pet human." -A dragon found in a cave or something

[@menacingpyro2005]

Feels like a weird ad that aliens would use to advertise food for pet humans tired of being fed weird stuff by the aliens keeping them as pets

[@BreadBoys]

I was literally just thinking of a human pet food

[@keithflippers4429]

Wouldn't that just be bland cereal?

[@Espartanica]

Corn flakes and oyster crackers

[@helton3425]

Flavored Cereal Flakes

[@TonklePokemon]

Off-brand coco-pops

[@garg4531]

Keeps their teeth clean and their coats shiny :)

[@NoName-ik2du]

I remember once hearing that dog food has some sort of addictive ingredient that made dogs continue to crave it over and over again despite the lack of variety. Not sure if that's true, but honestly, that sounds like a pretty sweet deal. I'd love to have a food that met all my nutritional needs, required no prep, and continuously tasted good for all eternity.

[@Just_Sara]

When I’m too depressed to cook, having this cheap and desiccated heap of mealworms on standby will be a godsend!

[@Ember-vw2ms]

I think I actually recognize the source of that human food and I can tell you it tastes about as good as you'd expect

[@AWriterWandering]

Yeah, Fiber One definitely qualifies as the human equivalent of cat food.

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

Your pfp reminds me of the food.

[@gusty7153]

i like chow mein noodles, i like putting them on salad

[@rubengh9337]

Bland, and I hope not itching.

[@mugenjoyer-j9l]

mythical algorithm pull

[@kiwi_2_official]

>mythical alg-ACK!

[@ceqell]

I concur

[@ceqell]

I concur

[@taha-e3q]

I concur

[@xelojelo]

I concur

[@pelicanbowling]

This product right here is PERFECT for the humans locked in my basement. Thanks, Something Ambiguous!

[@angelicplace5615]

"Mom, can we have human food?" "We have human food at home!" Human food at home: 1:50

[@yoimmablob]

I remember watching Fry eat Bachelor Chow on futurama and wishing it existed. I still do

[@kinseydesignsbrands]

Came here to say this!!!

[@Irene-eu4iz]

Remember him adding tap water to make a gravy? Yummers

[@thevoid8948]

Binging with Babish has a video on how to make it. It’s expensive to get the machine he uses, but it’s possible!

[@derekjohnson424]

Saw the thumbnail and title and thought "oh, this looks bad", and then, 5 seconds in, I was like "oh God, it's worse!" And it didn't get better.

[@innovationsanonymous8841]

It's called pemmican and I keep a bag handy for stray humans and also myself. It pairs nicely with the fruit leather I make from salsa

[@23bcx]

I have seen primate kibble specifically advertise that it is great for great apes, basically as close as you can legal get to saying "this "pet food" is intended for human consumption" without going through the FDA.

[@absurt11]

Honestly, I could trade taste for something uniformly providing the nutrients. I doubt my human would even notice.

[@secretspy44]

No cap, saw a box of human food that advertized that it was made with 100% REAL ingredients. Nothing specific, beyond real. Had to wonder what unreal ingredients would be like and how mathematicians were involved.

[@neonice]

Not me actually wanting human food so that I can always feel satisfied without being bothered by the mortal desire for sustenance

[@Solesteam]

Ah great, my human has trouble digesting my food, so this should do nicely.

[@legocreatorkid9602]

One time I noticed that calling pet food [animal name] food is discussing, dog food is actually called kibble. And in monsters vs aliens their all fed oat meal squeezed out of tubes

[@Qwazy_Quetzalcoatl]

The bad voiceover editing at 0:03 is what got me. Perfection

[@trwn87]

Cereals are likely the closest to "human food" there is. And I eat it almost every breakfast and dinner. It's simple, tastes well and nutritious as well! Even the deep bowl there looks like the kind of bowl I eat my cereals from! And don't forget about the package and the bag... It all reminds me of my delicious cereals! 😋

[@Deficard]

we had the same thought 🤭

[@trwn87]

@@Deficard Wow, amazing!

[@Deficard]

@@trwn87 truly was! 😸

[@yajtubeteevee1677]

this is the typa stuff from Omega Mart 😭😭😭

[@BattyBest]

You have no idea whats in store for youuuu~

[@ABCDFG-vc8so]

Truly fantastic! I’ve been eating Human Food for six weeks and only have a couple new diseases! Subscribed.

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

Glad to hear!!

[@delfinal7560]

First add ever I actually genuinely clicked to fully watch

[@NorthOfEarth]

I remember years ago a guy tried to really make something like this. He started with gorilla food and added protein. He became constipated and malnourished after two weeks.

[@samuelwilliams2266]

Nah, but why do I lowkey feel like this would be convenient to have every now and then.

[@mitchells2003]

I love how they used Muesli for it and Muesli fits all those descriptions.

[@DeAthWaGer]

It's Fiber One Bran cereal. Where the hell do you see museli?

[@mitchells2003]

@DeAthWaGer Must have gotten my nasty ass fiber cereals mixed up.

[@Floodpelt]

I'm not really a dog-person, but that's the cutest dog I've ever seen.

[@AntennaPen]

Hello, puppygirl here. Yes please.

[@robotortoise]

I thought you were eating mealworms at first until the close-up shot. 10/10 sketch.

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

Lol

[@Pixeltoaster-TV]

The whole time watching this I was thinking about how cool something like this would be, just a quick bland thing that provides "nutrition". Then I remembered bran flakes cereal lol.

[@innovationsanonymous8841]

Get some powdered jerky and some bacon fat. Heat in the pan to loosen the lard, and let set in the fridge or on the counter. Slice into kibbles.

[@gusty7153]

pretty sure this is exactly what bran flakes and most other cereal in general was meant to be

[@nightmouse1793]

@@innovationsanonymous8841 Нет. Нам нужна ДЕЙСТВИТЕЛЬНО сертифицированная смесь. С комплексом всех витаминов, аминокислот, без лишнего жира или сахара. Вариации с большим количеством сахара для айтишников и большим количеством жира для разнорабочих. Что-то, чем ты правда сможешь питаться большую часть жизни.

[@xakh]

True old school KZbin vibes on this one, incredible sketch

[@OvejaGD]

Website doesnt work bruhhh

[@maythedog7586]

Always fills me up when I need my general human sustenance

[@AllTimeTech12]

The algorithm has blessed me with this content!

[@jondon1079]

Thank you for making a skit with an actual camera, actual props, and actual acting instead of AI slop 👍

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

Anytime

[@jameshughes3014]

is it bad that i've really wished this existed many times?

[@dagyadg]

Me too brother, me too

[@pipysnipy5929]

0:45 what’s that song in the background? My grandparents had that song playing all the time and I never got the chance to get the name

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

Kevin Macleod - Modern Jazz Samba

[@mingshi7689]

Thanks

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I really like the dog (cat) and the narrator poorly dubbing the actor in the beginning. It really adds a good surreal touch.

[@duhIMPLEZZY]

I NEED MORE PROTEIN!!! -ChefRush

[@deadman2oo]

Supprised to see was made 6 days ago, feels like something from older KZbin

[@Doodleing-noodle]

Oh I thought he was eating mealworms for a second-

[@asherbasherkid]

"100% Ingredients" I need this so bad

[@sascha_becker]

01:03 Thanks for telling us in german that there's a BIG XXL Version of it. Danke schön für das, Menschenfutter XXL

[@gossamera4665]

Human food, we added ashes to it for some reason, don't worry about it.

[@FieryBreadblax]

The bit at the end 😂

[@Incredibleluffy2]

Honestly I really want something like this bc I hate having to choose and prepare meals I want my need to eat to be a minimal presence in my life.

[@CursedCatBus1010]

Nice dog.

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

The secret is that it is actually made from humans too.

[@LiquidShamanMan]

I've been looking to ditch my Huel for some "real" and I think I found just the thing

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

I did not know that was a thing lol

[@Kneyon]

Got such an uncanny stare in your eyes

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

thank you

[@pancudowny]

Someone needs a nice, steaming bowl of Bachelor Chow...!😉

[@deborahberger5816]

Hope your channel really takes off!

[@P_U_M_P_K_I_N_]

This was made 11 days ago, the tematic of the video made me think it was made 11 YEARS ago, great original idea

[@JPEG_cat]

its just fiber 1?

[@skylar_kada]

I need some of this Human Food asap! I’m so tired of food with complex flavours that takes 20 whole minutes to eat 😫 I need something I can jam in my mouth in under five minutes so I can keep up with my busy lifestyle of doing nothing 🤌🏼

[@Estrallio]

Average factor_ ad before every Video:

[@setsers1]

Feels like the good ol' 2010s.😆

[@SomethingAmbiguouous]

That’s when I grew up haha

[@Asiliea]

I always thought of cornflakes as "human kibble", but now I've been proven wrong! One Human Food please!

[@eestaashottentotti2242]

Many things would be quite different , if everyone would just eat optimally nutritious kibbles and drink water. Not fun, but efficient and nature and labour saving. Maybe they can be made extremely delicious?

[@SubmarineDude]

I guess seasoning could be added.

[@jaketga3097]

“I think I had Enoch intergalactic cable.”

[@treasonsgreetingss]

those honestly sounds like a scene from tadc in which Caine first tries out giving his players "food"

[@Herra_K]

Dougdoug would love this.

[@ladylightning1741]

Not me wishing there was actual human kibble so I could consume everything I need in my diet without having to cook

[@KoyasuNoBara]

I legitimately cannot figure out if this would make sense if I were sober

[@koko_duckiee]

Your cat is such an cute dog!

[@liam_maars]

This channel is fire

[@sethmunoz3608]

Kid- Mom I'm hungry can we get McDonald's mom- no we have human food at home

[@rottin_3669]

please make a behind the scenes vid where you show how you made the human food prop.

[@CaveyMoth]

I've wondered if it will come to this someday. At least it keeps you regular.

[@AnomalousNormie]

Suggested Servings: No All I needed to hear! I'll stock up this weekend.

[@amazinggrapes3045]

I would subsist primarily on human food if I could. It's my pipe dream to invent one

[@NeedlessExposition]

This gives me Obvious Plant vibes and I love it.

[@Fluffypancakes-o7q]

*we're devolving to dogs before GTA 6* 💀

[@noodlewater3876]

“Have you ever looked at your dog?” *shows car*

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

Unirornically I would absolutely get that

[@Snackeroid]

Ngl if you were to make this,a ton of people would order it just to try it

[@Elburion]

This goes great with Human Music.

[@quejelly9926]

1:51 that honestly looks very good

[@visual9ine]

I feel like Netshaq made this joke about cereal a while back

[@ZhongliGeoArchon6000]

The new food patch looks promising...

[@LunaticApollo]

“I wanted kibble” I felt that 😔

[@jadedjaws4952]

I always thought of cereal as people kibble. It's in small bites that you can easily eat with your face if you really wanted too. There was a cookie candy when I was a kid that a friend of mine got once that was basically cookie pieces in kibble shapes packaged in a tiny plastic dog bowl. Not gonna lie, I thought it was awesome. 😂

[@mohamedidris675]

This is the type of food you get in solitary confinement

[@M0rethanstuffies]

This is so underrated

[@juxyper]

bro just made some cornflakes with a rebrand

[@malixcrash]

I'm not gonna lie.. I could actually see this becoming real in the near future, and I'm not sure how I feel about that

[@mozzarella_sparklefox]

I want this.