[YTP]: Jasper comes to dinner

[@a.sim.999]

Steven: "Garnet you have to pretend to be Garnet!!" Garnet: *Takes phone* "This is Garnet, back together and im never going down at the hands of you"

[@Geortiz113]

Ava Simpson its always SINGING

[@JOHN-kc1pw]

Ava Simpson Lost it at that bit. 😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@realityescapism.]

Ava Simpson *STOP SINGING*

[@princessrad111]

I DIED

[@yungtraplord-bl9qc]

+•One Lil Cookie• ...fuck youuuu...

[@BRAVOCAT]

the jasper redemption everyone dreams of

[@altobonifacio8936]

peridot is gay its truth

[@cadencemmm]

*STOP SINGING*

[@mofour449]

Cadence Marasigan STOP F**KING

[@Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

peridot is gay STOP SINNING

[@mofour449]

Lesbian not gay

[@kelsss9495]

A R E Y O U *T H A T* D E S P E R A T E F O R H U M A N *D I C K*?

[@DatDude_]

Kels SS ＡＲＥ　ＹＯＵ　*ＴＨＡＴ*　ＤＥＳＰＥＲＡＴＥ　ＦＯＲ　ＨＵＭＡＮ　*ＤＩＣＫ*

[@Anton97ish]

I lost it when Garnet started to sing while talking with "Jasper"!

[@TheSuperPlayer707]

STOP SINGING!!

[@starRyanstar]

S T O P S I N G I N G

[@Freefork]

0:49

[@officialamante]

*S T O P S I N G I N G*

[@WeirdoPotato1]

*_S T O P S I N G I N G_*

[@Luna312ful]

*JASPER* it's so good to see you again

[@kholtonthebarbarian2590]

munchjrr jasper, where are my manners?

[@zegodor3985]

It's a bad idea to drink tea while watching a video like this

[@mireyliacevedo3018]

Showey the shower Lol

[@sphereofstorms]

Im drinking tea too!!!!

[@altobonifacio8936]

Showey the shower I'm drinking sêmen

[@midoriaomori6685]

Showey the shower well it's too late for me 😂😂😂😂

[@somerandomartist5890]

I'm eating well watching this

[@Явикєѕ]

looks like another wasting of my knife

[@EdgyPickle]

Min Yoongi You should save the knofe for when you need to cut

[@Явикєѕ]

Edgy Cancer i will cUT YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS IN HALF

[@Явикєѕ]

Superyoshifan10090 superyoshifan10090 with pleasure

[@Явикєѕ]

*d EATH WISH INTENSIFIES*

[@lanthanite]

STAB

[@moved4017]

_J A S P E R_ It's good to see you again!

[@felix-brawlstars9524]

Hey I Was Wrong About F*cking You Made Me Understand Lets F*ck

[@shinoarisawa689]

Best 5 minutes of my whole life.

[@phillipkincaid8770]

yee

[@toxoplasicity]

we cant always save pearl

[@vhavahgmh]

Saltiest Pearl wow

[@tortlala3252]

Saltiest Pearl I'm saltier than you f8 me m8

[@altobonifacio8936]

Blue Agate HOOY BLUE AGATE

[@doe_eyed_doll]

when garnet started singing stronger than you I completely lost it😂

[@MSUH-ni3qz]

Sum-Ting Wong same

[@user-rq3sf5jt1l]

*We are number one, but Garnet*

[@deffdefying4803]

Mettaton I suppose I will have to TEACH you how to be gay

[@altobonifacio8936]

Mettaton ooooohhhhh yyyyeeeessss

[@altobonifacio8936]

Mettaton GIVE ME YOUR LEGS

[@hailfuto7213]

I like saying Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@thatrandomhorrorsans6393]

Mettaton My feelings rn

[@ghostlycrab5066]

doctor: "you only have 5 minutes to live" me: *this video*

[@kimmazstar6796]

Random Lady "I could even learn how to fuck like you.." **dies**

[@lucyheartfilia6764]

Random Lady IM HEALTHY SIR. **continues watching and hasn't blinked in 4963292928272918 hours.**

[@lake2358]

lol

[@Kirkland-Consumer]

Random Lady it's 4:59

[@ghostlycrab5066]

For Customer service press 1 I will live on second after this video finishes

[@lolrentz]

"WHAT DID THEY WANT?!" *_''beef soup."_* greg is vegan confirmed

[@SorielHDTBers]

Then why is he happy to have hot dogs?

[@sappypotato6166]

@@SorielHDTBers Greg only eats hotdogs

[@SorielHDTBers]

@@sappypotato6166 hot dogs have meat. Debunked!

[@M0no3hr0me]

@@SorielHDTBersHe's a cow!

[@ipeachykaylie9233]

F***ING IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER!

[@stoptripping6969]

Lady Rebecca yes it do

[@MSUH-ni3qz]

Lady Rebecca lol

[@alustypheromosa8006]

Sailor Rebecca XDD

[@WillowWonder]

There are lots of YTPs on the internet, but this is one of those nice poops that comes out smooth, doesn't hurt, and when you wipe there isn't any residue. 10/10 KZbin Poop -IGN

[@kungfumado3530]

I love how Garnet is the leader of the Crystal Gems . I mean, Pearl should've been the leader, she was with Rose first.

[@ienzio7795]

Apoy Lobo But Pearl is arguably the best strategiest

[@MAndSquared]

Pearl isn't leader material, she's far more of a follower than a leader. With Rose gone she now looks to Garnet for guidance as she views herself, or at least used to, as unimportant and disposable.

[@ienzio7795]

Apoy Lobo Well the problem with Garnets future vision is that she doesn't see just one future. She sees all of the possible futures and just acts based off of the one most likely to happen.

[@MSUH-ni3qz]

Sibi & Ninjade IKR

[@juvia_loxxar_official9458]

M Squared Pearl is the submissive one in the relationship. 😆

[@navinut]

0:40 I still don't understand why they didn't just say that Steven's mom died. It's not completely a lie, and it would have been better than bringing a giant freaking fusion.

[@collieralexander-sawyer595]

Yea and say that Pearl Amethyst and Garnet are Caretakers/Gardians

[@SorielHDTBers]

I literally thought the same thing from the moment I first saw the episode

[@Rayne-ih5yf]

Connies dumb

[@АртёмЗворыгин]

Connie already lied that Steven has nuclear family, as I remembered... So they had to make a mom at no cost.

[@upumpkin]

It is likely she thought her parents would be judgmental of Greg being a single father and would question his parenting choices and not allow her to hang out with Steven due to that (happens with strict parents ig)

[@coltbolt6193]

1:25 LION ACTUALLY SHOWS EMOTION!!!

[@vhavahgmh]

colt bolt WOOF

[@moonkai973]

colt bolt a

[@emsglaceon]

Mom: Lena, why are you crying? Me: BEEF SOUP

[@qgali2804]

I can't believe Stephanie is the Pink Diamond

[@axelxim]

It was obvious

[@crackedoreo5459]

"I'm mom" That line made me laugh way more than it should have

[@TheLittleJoker-bm8tu]

i lost it when pearl said we get our energy from weed

[@comedyhdshorts7667]

3:08 where are my manners and keeps going' i died XD

[@monitamoon510]

Vids like this are good. Not peridot saying well thanks for the barn fro ten minutes (btw it isn't even ten minutes)

[@invaderpopz]

if you can't handle me at my "peridot says wow thanks for the barn for 10 minutes" then you don't deserve me at my "jasper comes to dinner"

[@monitamoon510]

cornpopz I can handle it. I just thought the vid was kinda dumb.

[@monitamoon510]

cornpopz btw didn't think you'd respond lmao

[@invaderpopz]

Skullkid 399 lol

[@Geortiz113]

cornpopz STOP SINGING!#!

[@jbh2705]

LOL! Garnet really likes singing to Jasper! BTW great job melding together two episodes.

[@powerflatscreenuniverse1137]

4:20 "well I have to thank amethyst for putting out". Pearlmethyst at it's finest folks!

[@2hd4me]

The 4 20 timestamp

[@alexliu701]

Pingas and WTF Boom? It's like it's 2010 again but with Steven Universe. The whole feel felt like a throwback to oldschool YTPs. Thank you. This was excellent.

[@alexisrangel7842]

"This gem named Jasper wanted to take me out for *dinner* and wanted beer soup" -Steven 2016

[@-Julien-]

02:16 "Ok, Ok, Ok... Fuck you, Garnet" 😂😂😂😂

[@veget4evolve]

This ia garnet,back togheter xD. The best part.

[@skrunklebrunk374]

I can't wait to see what you can do with that will be all

[@lebronparaba8935]

Pearl: where are my manners Garnet: in your butt ( the time when garnet says to pearl you got a lobster in your butt) Pearl: ohh

[@user-rq3sf5jt1l]

*Everybody says "We are number one!"* *... WE ARE NUMBER TWO!*

[@normaljim]

Connie: I told my parents you have a nuclear fam- Steven N U C L E A R ??!?!??

[@sscribbles7759]

*F*****g is just a weak tatic to make weak gems stronger* I died *Edit: I forgot I made this comment XP*

[@saenz1295]

Ruby: You know whats good about being split up? Sapphire: What? Ruby: Being Split up.

[@NRF-ee6cp]

One of the best Thanksgiving YTPs.

[@malkorbagia9456]

i like how the nuclear explosion fits with that scene on the beach after malachite was trapped

[@colingilligan6965]

LEGIT PINK DIAMOND

[@wren9083]

when he said « beef soup » it really got to me :,)

[@Sorlorz]

0:46 the best !! XD

[@nickel7327]

4:47 it totally sounds like someone actually singing that, unedited!

[@HisInfernalMajesty27]

Jasper: STOP SINGING

[@susano7135]

I've not heard the WTF boom in many a year. Thank you for supporting old memes.

[@prestontowne7200]

4:04 Jasper: You don't need me for this!

[@spacegeneral8630]

"I was looking forward to *eating* her" PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

[@maddens1579]

*Volume all the way up* "WOW THANKS FOR THE BARN!!" *My parents are planning my funeral*

[@jalanibluett8208]

STEVEN: We can ALL come to dinner. PEARL:NOOO-- This video is utterly hilarious.

[@bqgin]

1:21 Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered HyperCam 2

[@moykurs]

this shaped my sense of humour as a teenager

[@janzelygomez]

This video was HILARIOUS LOL make more jasper videos dude

[@mimisa7]

this is the first YTP I saw this year and I'm in love with you have a sub

[@altobonifacio8936]

**JASPER**!!!! it's good to see you again

[@trashbin687]

Greg: What do they want? Steven: Beef Soup *DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS*

[@clyde2548]

when garnet starts singing at the start I lost my marbles and died laughing

[@kidyomu89]

My favorite ytp yet.

[@Brendennickss]

"Hello this is....Garnet and I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you" "S T O P. S I N G I N G"

[@dieowo4549]

"Yes, everyone came!" I *LOVE* THIS

[@Geortiz113]

3:28 great job covering the face

[@shiroashiya2074]

this is actually one of the funniest SU ytps i've seen

[@cactikiddo4037]

"I told my parents you have a nuclear family-" "N U C L E A R ? !" I can't breathe-

[@blademania4202]

that "thanks for the barn!" fucking killed me XD

[@isectoid9454]

0:52 Even in YTPs, Garnet is a savage.

[@oliverandtaco2539]

3:20 rip headphone users (me)

[@HisInfernalMajesty27]

3:26 STOP SINGING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✋️ 🫸 🫷 😑 😒 😭 ✋️ 🫸 🫷

[@StrikeCrossoverNexus]

imagine of connie was adopted by Jasper and peridot and they where so enamoured by her that they gave yellow diamond the other cheek and became the crystal tempts. meanwhile lapis is just that 1 aunt who wants nothing to do with kids.

[@TheActualMrLink]

4:04 Jasper: "you don't need me for this." Me: "But *I* need you!"

[@ricebean1941]

i thought it was over but the ending credits got me unexpectedley like a jumpscare

[@keaton5101]

the person who made this really understands ytp

[@InsaneNicky]

Okay. I died at *pink diamond confirmed*

[@AphelionGG]

At 00:48 Laughtflash incomming! xD

[@Starmethyst]

Two AUs in ONE YTP

[@imthesadguyduh]

4:30 I snorted when Greg raised his hand

[@snowy4233]

Cheese balls pink diamond I DIED LAUGHING

[@cookiewolf2605]

Rose flakes! Part of a balanced breakfast!

[@impazie]

Steven: Quick! You have to pretend to be Garnet! Garnet: Hello. This is Garnet, back together (...) Best Part of the video

[@blah7983]

When the you recognize the one word audio swaps by the gems tone of voice and can tell what quote or episode it is from. Ie started from garnet is "lets get this party started" from Stevens birthday episode (I think)

[@annisasabrina8259]

this is been in my recommendation every day. i didnt regret watching this

[@cookiecat7547]

OML all these have me in tears

[@alx_swae5743]

me and lapis are alike on 3:50

[@cheryllangston7604]

Jade The Crystal gem i am your first subscriber

[@lazyblastoise9077]

3:47 was my favorite part

[@jaquezmurphy6425]

you put this video together so well good job.

[@mrtunalover]

we get all the energy we need from weed 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kennedychisuta2355]

these table has porn on it and its beautiful 😂

[@shiningmovies6900]

3:51 lapis i am fine ha ha hi....

[@CyanSoCalico]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS OH MY GOSH SPLENDID JOB

[@kara-koi]

I lost it at 3:39

[@theleg4367]

It's the mid-season pre-season pre-pre-season mid-finale of under the *k n i f e*

[@moleculart3721]

7 years later and Peridot and Lapis saying "We SHOULD have a**. Or at least get a d**k" still randomly pops in my head. Like, of all the ytps I ever watched, that's the one random section that stuck with me the most for literally no reason 😭

[@PrincessSparkIes]

This is still funny years later

[@C19arette_]

no succ is my fav episode

[@lisawastell5103]

Hello this is garnet back together

[@tosborne8062]

Please keep making these... hahaha thanks!

[@mortiimerr2]

*WOW THX FOR DA BARN* my ears

[@blazikenknd7091]

Solid YTP. I enjoyed it XD

[@robocalico419]

This is like that "connie raised by the homeworld gems" au

[@-kz4400]

this shit is so funny

[@drawn_by_starla9462]

This is actually pretty funny... YTP's usually aren't, but this one seems well made.

[@rylienauta3610]

I lost it when peridot goes: AND THANKS FOR THE BARN

[@Craftato]

This brought honor onto my family and cow. It was glorious