[YTP]: Jasper comes to dinner

Jasper doesn't approve of Connie hanging out with Steven and wants to meet his parents. After blowing up the house, Steven, Greg and the gems get ready for Jasper's arrival. At the dinner, the gems have an orgy, which offends Jasper.

[@a.sim.999]

Steven: "Garnet you have to pretend to be Garnet!!" Garnet: *Takes phone* "This is Garnet, back together and im never going down at the hands of you"

[@Geortiz113]

Ava Simpson its always SINGING

[@JOHN-kc1pw]

Ava Simpson Lost it at that bit. 😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@realityescapism.]

Ava Simpson *STOP SINGING*

[@princessrad111]

I DIED

[@yungtraplord-bl9qc]

+•One Lil Cookie• ...fuck youuuu...

[@BRAVOCAT]

the jasper redemption everyone dreams of

[@altobonifacio8936]

peridot is gay its truth

[@cadencemmm]

*STOP SINGING*

[@mofour449]

Cadence Marasigan STOP F**KING

[@Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

peridot is gay STOP SINNING

[@mofour449]

Lesbian not gay

[@Anton97ish]

I lost it when Garnet started to sing while talking with "Jasper"!

[@TheSuperPlayer707]

STOP SINGING!!

[@zegodor3985]

It's a bad idea to drink tea while watching a video like this

[@mireyliacevedo3018]

Showey the shower Lol

[@sphereofstorms]

Im drinking tea too!!!!

[@altobonifacio8936]

Showey the shower I'm drinking sêmen

[@midoriaomori6685]

Showey the shower well it's too late for me 😂😂😂😂

[@somerandomartist5890]

I'm eating well watching this

[@Luna312ful]

*JASPER* it's so good to see you again

[@kholtonthebarbarian2590]

munchjrr jasper, where are my manners?

[@user-pv4qq6xf2q]

looks like another wasting of my knife

[@EdgyPickle]

Min Yoongi You should save the knofe for when you need to cut

[@user-pv4qq6xf2q]

Edgy Cancer i will cUT YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS IN HALF

[@user-pv4qq6xf2q]

Superyoshifan10090 superyoshifan10090 with pleasure

[@user-pv4qq6xf2q]

*d EATH WISH INTENSIFIES*

[@lanthanite]

STAB

[@user-rq3sf5jt1l]

*We are number one, but Garnet*

[@deffdefying4803]

Mettaton I suppose I will have to TEACH you how to be gay

[@altobonifacio8936]

Mettaton ooooohhhhh yyyyeeeessss

[@altobonifacio8936]

Mettaton GIVE ME YOUR LEGS

[@hailfuto7213]

I like saying Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@thatrandomhorrorsans6393]

Mettaton My feelings rn

[@moved4017]

_J A S P E R_ It's good to see you again!

[@felix-brawlstars9524]

Hey I Was Wrong About F*cking You Made Me Understand Lets F*ck

[@kelsss9495]

A R E Y O U *T H A T* D E S P E R A T E F O R H U M A N *D I C K*?

[@DatDude_]

Kels SS ＡＲＥ　ＹＯＵ　*ＴＨＡＴ*　ＤＥＳＰＥＲＡＴＥ　ＦＯＲ　ＨＵＭＡＮ　*ＤＩＣＫ*

[@shinoarisawa689]

Best 5 minutes of my whole life.

[@phillipkincaid8770]

yee

[@starRyanstar]

S T O P S I N G I N G

[@Freefork]

0:49

[@officialamante]

*S T O P S I N G I N G*

[@WeirdoPotato1]

*_S T O P S I N G I N G_*

[@toxoplasicity]

we cant always save pearl

[@vhavahgmh]

Saltiest Pearl wow

[@tortlala3252]

Saltiest Pearl I'm saltier than you f8 me m8

[@altobonifacio8936]

Blue Agate HOOY BLUE AGATE

[@doe_eyed_doll]

when garnet started singing stronger than you I completely lost it😂

[@MSUH-ni3qz]

Sum-Ting Wong same

[@ghostlycrab5066]

doctor: "you only have 5 minutes to live" me: *this video*

[@kimmazstar6796]

Random Lady "I could even learn how to fuck like you.." **dies**

[@lucyheartfilia6764]

Random Lady IM HEALTHY SIR. **continues watching and hasn't blinked in 4963292928272918 hours.**

[@lake2358]

lol

[@Kirkland-Consumer]

Random Lady it's 4:59

[@ghostlycrab5066]

For Customer service press 1 I will live on second after this video finishes

[@ipeachykaylie9233]

F***ING IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER!

[@stoptripping6969]

Lady Rebecca yes it do

[@MSUH-ni3qz]

Lady Rebecca lol

[@alustypheromosa8006]

Sailor Rebecca XDD

[@lolrentz]

"WHAT DID THEY WANT?!" *_''beef soup."_* greg is vegan confirmed

[@SorielHDTBers]

Then why is he happy to have hot dogs?

[@sappypotato6166]

@@SorielHDTBers Greg only eats hotdogs

[@SorielHDTBers]

@@sappypotato6166 hot dogs have meat. Debunked!

[@M0no3hr0me]

@@SorielHDTBersHe's a cow!

[@kungfumado3530]

I love how Garnet is the leader of the Crystal Gems . I mean, Pearl should've been the leader, she was with Rose first.

[@ienzio7795]

Apoy Lobo But Pearl is arguably the best strategiest

[@MAndSquared]

Pearl isn't leader material, she's far more of a follower than a leader. With Rose gone she now looks to Garnet for guidance as she views herself, or at least used to, as unimportant and disposable.

[@ienzio7795]

Apoy Lobo Well the problem with Garnets future vision is that she doesn't see just one future. She sees all of the possible futures and just acts based off of the one most likely to happen.

[@MSUH-ni3qz]

Sibi & Ninjade IKR

[@juvia_loxxar_official9458]

M Squared Pearl is the submissive one in the relationship. 😆

[@WillowWonder]

There are lots of YTPs on the internet, but this is one of those nice poops that comes out smooth, doesn't hurt, and when you wipe there isn't any residue. 10/10 KZbin Poop -IGN

[@coltbolt6193]

1:25 LION ACTUALLY SHOWS EMOTION!!!

[@vhavahgmh]

colt bolt WOOF

[@moonkai973]

colt bolt a

[@navinut]

0:40 I still don't understand why they didn't just say that Steven's mom died. It's not completely a lie, and it would have been better than bringing a giant freaking fusion.

[@collieralexander-sawyer595]

Yea and say that Pearl Amethyst and Garnet are Caretakers/Gardians

[@SorielHDTBers]

I literally thought the same thing from the moment I first saw the episode

[@Rayne-ih5yf]

Connies dumb

[@user-cp2pv2rr1z]

Connie already lied that Steven has nuclear family, as I remembered... So they had to make a mom at no cost.

[@upumpkin]

It is likely she thought her parents would be judgmental of Greg being a single father and would question his parenting choices and not allow her to hang out with Steven due to that (happens with strict parents ig)

[@emsglaceon]

Mom: Lena, why are you crying? Me: BEEF SOUP

[@qgali2804]

I can't believe Stephanie is the Pink Diamond

[@axelxim]

It was obvious

[@comedyhdshorts7667]

3:08 where are my manners and keeps going' i died XD

[@crackedoreo5459]

"I'm mom" That line made me laugh way more than it should have

[@powerflatscreenuniverse1137]

4:20 "well I have to thank amethyst for putting out". Pearlmethyst at it's finest folks!

[@2hd4me]

The 4 20 timestamp

[@monitamoon510]

Vids like this are good. Not peridot saying well thanks for the barn fro ten minutes (btw it isn't even ten minutes)

[@invaderpopz]

if you can't handle me at my "peridot says wow thanks for the barn for 10 minutes" then you don't deserve me at my "jasper comes to dinner"

[@monitamoon510]

cornpopz I can handle it. I just thought the vid was kinda dumb.

[@monitamoon510]

cornpopz btw didn't think you'd respond lmao

[@invaderpopz]

Skullkid 399 lol

[@Geortiz113]

cornpopz STOP SINGING!#!

[@veget4evolve]

This ia garnet,back togheter xD. The best part.

[@sscribbles7759]

*F*****g is just a weak tatic to make weak gems stronger* I died *Edit: I forgot I made this comment XP*

[@saenz1295]

Ruby: You know whats good about being split up? Sapphire: What? Ruby: Being Split up.

[@lebronparaba8935]

Pearl: where are my manners Garnet: in your butt ( the time when garnet says to pearl you got a lobster in your butt) Pearl: ohh

[@prestontowne7200]

4:04 Jasper: You don't need me for this!

[@TheLittleJoker-bm8tu]

i lost it when pearl said we get our energy from weed

[@alexliu701]

Pingas and WTF Boom? It's like it's 2010 again but with Steven Universe. The whole feel felt like a throwback to oldschool YTPs. Thank you. This was excellent.

[@user-rq3sf5jt1l]

*Everybody says "We are number one!"* *... WE ARE NUMBER TWO!*

[@blademania4202]

that "thanks for the barn!" fucking killed me XD

[@skrunklebrunk374]

I can't wait to see what you can do with that will be all

[@bqgin]

1:21 Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered HyperCam 2

[@TheActualMrLink]

4:04 Jasper: "you don't need me for this." Me: "But *I* need you!"

[@spacegeneral8630]

"I was looking forward to *eating* her" PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

[@Sorlorz]

0:46 the best !! XD

[@nickel7327]

4:47 it totally sounds like someone actually singing that, unedited!

[@HisInfernalMajesty27]

Jasper: STOP SINGING

[@kennedychisuta2355]

these table has porn on it and its beautiful 😂

[@jbh2705]

LOL! Garnet really likes singing to Jasper! BTW great job melding together two episodes.

[@colingilligan6965]

LEGIT PINK DIAMOND

[@clyde2548]

when garnet starts singing at the start I lost my marbles and died laughing

[@maddens1579]

*Volume all the way up* "WOW THANKS FOR THE BARN!!" *My parents are planning my funeral*

[@imthesadguyduh]

4:30 I snorted when Greg raised his hand

[@NRF-ee6cp]

One of the best Thanksgiving YTPs.

[@normaljim]

Connie: I told my parents you have a nuclear fam- Steven N U C L E A R ??!?!??

[@Brendennickss]

"Hello this is....Garnet and I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you" "S T O P. S I N G I N G"

[@-Julien-]

02:16 "Ok, Ok, Ok... Fuck you, Garnet" 😂😂😂😂

[@AphelionGG]

At 00:48 Laughtflash incomming! xD

[@trashbin687]

Greg: What do they want? Steven: Beef Soup *DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS*

[@C19arette_]

no succ is my fav episode

[@wren9083]

when he said « beef soup » it really got to me :,)

[@impazie]

Steven: Quick! You have to pretend to be Garnet! Garnet: Hello. This is Garnet, back together (...) Best Part of the video

[@alexisrangel7842]

"This gem named Jasper wanted to take me out for *dinner* and wanted beer soup" -Steven 2016

[@mimisa7]

this is the first YTP I saw this year and I'm in love with you have a sub

[@jalanibluett8208]

STEVEN: We can ALL come to dinner. PEARL:NOOO-- This video is utterly hilarious.

[@janzelygomez]

This video was HILARIOUS LOL make more jasper videos dude

[@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-fn6zj]

why !... fucking is a cheap attack to make weak gems stronger

[@cactikiddo4037]

"I told my parents you have a nuclear family-" "N U C L E A R ? !" I can't breathe-

[@blah7983]

When the you recognize the one word audio swaps by the gems tone of voice and can tell what quote or episode it is from. Ie started from garnet is "lets get this party started" from Stevens birthday episode (I think)

[@susano7135]

I've not heard the WTF boom in many a year. Thank you for supporting old memes.

[@dieowo4549]

"Yes, everyone came!" I *LOVE* THIS

[@theperidot5xg]

Connie: It's probably gASteR Me: uh

[@cookiewolf2605]

Rose flakes! Part of a balanced breakfast!

[@keaton5101]

the person who made this really understands ytp

[@moykurs]

this shaped my sense of humour as a teenager

[@kidyomu89]

My favorite ytp yet.

[@CyanSoCalico]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS OH MY GOSH SPLENDID JOB

[@malkorbagia9456]

i like how the nuclear explosion fits with that scene on the beach after malachite was trapped

[@user-StarMaster]

imagine of connie was adopted by Jasper and peridot and they where so enamoured by her that they gave yellow diamond the other cheek and became the crystal tempts. meanwhile lapis is just that 1 aunt who wants nothing to do with kids.

[@natqevalhiindisguise141]

"You kek, this table has porn on it, and it's beautiful"

[@ricebean1941]

i thought it was over but the ending credits got me unexpectedley like a jumpscare

[@redpipola]

"Jasper doesn't approve of Connie hanging out with Steven and wants to meet his parents. After blowing up the house, Steven, Greg and the gems get ready for Jasper's arrival. At the dinner, the gems have an orgy, which offends Jasper."

[@shiningmovies6900]

3:51 lapis i am fine ha ha hi....

[@altobonifacio8936]

**JASPER**!!!! it's good to see you again

[@isectoid9454]

0:52 Even in YTPs, Garnet is a savage.

[@lisawastell5103]

Hello this is garnet back together

[@zolag3733]

JASPER! it's good to see you again!

[@Geortiz113]

3:28 great job covering the face

[@-kz4400]

this shit is so funny

[@Soul-fy8go]

0:21 conniegasm

[@shiroashiya2074]

this is actually one of the funniest SU ytps i've seen

[@snowy4233]

Cheese balls pink diamond I DIED LAUGHING

[@Doggy928]

3:06 omg i loved this part back then

[@theleg4367]

It's the mid-season pre-season pre-pre-season mid-finale of under the *k n i f e*

[@Starmethyst]

Two AUs in ONE YTP

[@robocalico419]

This is like that "connie raised by the homeworld gems" au

[@rylienauta3610]

I lost it when peridot goes: AND THANKS FOR THE BARN

[@fransu7318]

connie:Jasper? Jasper : STOP SINGING Steven:We are the CRYSTAL GEMS WE Jasper:Stop singing!

[@mrtunalover]

we get all the energy we need from weed 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cookiecat7547]

OML all these have me in tears

[@reasyrandom]

1:11 This was a joke when this came out...

[@HisInfernalMajesty27]

1:08 That's impossible

[@yogurtyoghurt102]

That tiny Slenderman thing though. x3

[@annisasabrina8259]

this is been in my recommendation every day. i didnt regret watching this

[@drawn_by_starla9462]

This is actually pretty funny... YTP's usually aren't, but this one seems well made.

[@Craftato]

This brought honor onto my family and cow. It was glorious

[@mortiimerr2]

*WOW THX FOR DA BARN* my ears