[YTP]: Holly Blue Agate is Homophobic

The gems must pretend to be straight in order to infiltrate the human zoo, which is broken. Steven and Ruby almost blow it, but ultimately it is an Amethyst who sets off Holly by accusing Blue Diamond of being gay. However, Steven discovers that Blue Diamond really is gay after all, and watches Yellow Diamond try to convince Blue to stop fucking pearls.

[@A2hSla]

.......

[@invaderpopz]

blue diamond what did you think?

[@A2hSla]

@@invaderpopz didnt know that one of my agates could be so violent

[@EnnuiInsideOut2-s2v]

Blue

[@A2hSla]

@@EnnuiInsideOut2-s2v hey yellow ^^

[@EnnuiInsideOut2-s2v]

@@A2hSla hey Blue :)

[@AdamTiova]

we do not run or *SHOUT I N T H E S E H A L L W A Y S*

[@malkorbagia9456]

I'm sorry it's just that blue diamond is gay

[@m.l.8212]

Mikey Plays Zelda BLUEDIAMONDISSTRAIGHT

[@Geoform187]

*But Pearl isn't straight at ALL!*

[@awawawa4835]

*BEEP* You!

[@Creatorsan]

We can't keep *BLEEPING* her

[@invaderpopz]

I think Holly Blue disliked the video

[@invaderpopz]

put me in jail then

[@vhavahgmh]

Robin Gilliver, #MakeMemesIllegal

[@thehungriestcannibal]

Robin Gilliver Then make Cornpopz my dealer 😏

[@kattilakattila4364]

Holly blue and her 154 backup accounts

[@ruby-pb2si]

Or 155 holly blues

[@skrunklebrunk374]

Who thinks the pink diamond assassination was an inside job?

[@invaderpopz]

giantpoopbutt Plays honestly I think it was pink pearl, possibly crystal gem pearl? It would make sense to me if pearl shattered pink diamond because she knew Rose would never do it, but then rose took the blame for her to protect her

[@skrunklebrunk374]

That makes sense because pearl is coldhearted in a way, whenever she gets serious. I don't doubt that she would go to those lengths.

[@invaderpopz]

giantpoopbutt Plays exactly right?? Pearl is the only crystal gem who is salty and savage and extreme enough to shatter a diamond in my opinion

[@Lestrangest]

cornpopz FINALLY someone who thinks the same as I do! I'm like 90% sure it was our Pearl

[@2styx]

me

[@NoReplyAsset]

1:04 "What if I say something gay?" Me during family reunions.

[@50bottlesofpinklemonade]

same

[@nerveagent1905]

PLAY IT STRAIGHT

[@wrestlerboy500]

Omg I feel you

[@amicrobecalledjay]

Me, A bisexual: Uh- Yeahhhh.....

[@lostacelonnie]

Me, an panromantic asexual: *nervous laughter*

[@noreenkissell7786]

i laughed way to hard at yellow diamond saying "im going to shatter you"

[@rubycd12]

I laughed when YD said"You got to shattered a diamond,Blue"

[@Tonkkss]

edgy silver lol I thought she said "I'M GOING TO SHAG YOU"

[@margaretelliot6224]

edgy silver I thought she said 'I'm going to shat on you' help

[@AerisRising]

edgy silver I mean it's basically proven at this point that YD shattered PD :^)

[@noreenkissell7786]

Taco Cat i wish i heard that instead XD

[@fxer7523]

I DIED AT THE "ZOO MACHINE 🅱ROKE"

[@vhavahgmh]

føxer, Yeah, where was that from?

[@malice9685]

It's from Sethical's video "Boneless Pizza"

[@vhavahgmh]

Zamalous, 1:36 thanks

[@mw-jv6ir]

Ifkr

[@somerandomguy7068]

I died at "making chocolate pudding"

[@BlueFlame_MK]

Rubies are red Sapphires are blue Amethyst is purple She must be a fu......sion

[@malkorbagia9456]

that makes perfect sense and I can see the rhyme

[@sub-adolescentshingoijra2016]

ruby's are red shappire's blue if u dare to cheat on me i will shatter you

[@malkorbagia9456]

so that's why pink diamond was shattered

[@solusoren]

rubies are red sapphires are blue if you put them together theyre stronger than you

[@SixteenTA]

I laughed so hard when the Yellow Diamond/Girl losing her shit when she cant sing thing that a piece of chicken dropped from my mouth and my cat saw it and now its eating it

[@BillyBob-wt6tt]

SixteenTheAnimator "omg I'm sorry lemme do it again" and that scream lmao

[@pinktopazplays7102]

😂😂😂 cats are greedy

[@stetsuninu2374]

I feel like my status as creator of the gayest Steven Universe YTPs is being threatened and I'm not happy

[@invaderpopz]

Stets Uninu oh my god stets I love you so much you're literally the reason I started making YTPs because I love your YTPs so much oh my god you're like a celebrity to me ahhh

[@invaderpopz]

Stets Uninu every time I make a new YTP I think: "is this as funny as stets gets arrested for space arson?" It's like my gold standard for YTP

[@stetsuninu2374]

Aw golly

[@megangibbs4158]

Then make even funnier Famethysts.

[@migs1336]

MAKE A GAYER ONE

[@user-le8zv8hs8x]

What are you doing? _Making chocolate pudding_ *Repeatedly kicks in shins*

[@deffdefying4803]

Shek Snek It’s four o’clock in the morning, why on Homeworld are you making chocolate pudding

[@user-le8zv8hs8x]

deffdefying wonderful reasons

[@avasummers3514]

Holly Blue: What are you doing? Famethysts: *mAkiN' cHoCoLaTe pUdDiN'*

[@elgbt252]

Don't you know I miss her TooOoooOoooOoO AAAAHAHA that's basically me going through puberty the day after I turned 12.

[@Geoform187]

That was *by far,* the most relatable comment in the comment section. Kudos to you. =)

[@moominm1037]

Blue Diamond is gay! She's straight! And escort that gay human to Blue Diamond

[@PygmentSplat]

Stop Famethyst ankle abuse!

[@offcolorpadparadscha169]

#stopfamethystabuse

[@vhavahgmh]

Plantimaters, Who's Famethyst

[@lazsubbz]

#famethystlivesmatter :(

[@deffdefying4803]

Velia Hernandez The Famethyst is the group of Amethysts and Jaspers and Carnelian that our Amethyst met at the human zoo.

[@cazaclaw3775]

Blue AgatexSapphire new OTP

[@nerveagent1905]

No, i forbid it

[@padparadschawillmakeanacco8449]

"YES, of course we DESTROYED her!"

[@ray-ray5163]

Padparadscha will make an account! How wonderful! and we're always thinking of ME.

[@astrofission1041]

"I don't know why anyone trust's those ships" I know how you feel. ;-;

[@Geoform187]

(In Bat-man voice.) *I don't DO ships. As in relationships.*

[@sphereofstorms]

quality content I subbed for 😩👏👏👏

[@sparklefairykitten]

*Say something straight* Ruby: "Uuummm... Blue Diamond loves Pearl!" #nailedit

[@ItteryBrume]

OHM! I almost choke on my own saliva with laughter! This a unique experience...

[@Wiijimmy]

yellow diamond hitting those high notes IM DEAD 💀💀💀💀

[@candyrapper2417]

"don't you think I miss her tooOOooOOOOOO"

[@Skalamyr]

The first joke in and I was already laughing harder than I could imagine. This is art.

[@router9479]

ive never even seen a straight amethyst before same.

[@humanperson2480]

“But Pearl isn’t straight at all!” “ *FUCK* you ” Best line by far

[@gamergirl8394]

"Our bodies are made of ass" That's why pearl is one of my favorites 👌

[@francesatty7022]

1:55 sapphire's predictions as right as always

[@neoslayerpw8230]

Usually edited Steven universe edits aren't good But this one is good less ear rapes tho Add mixed words that make no sense and caption them, it makes YTPs so much funnier

[@fool568]

I ussually dont like YTPS that do nonsense things for the sake of it and make no sense, i liek the ones that make a story out of mixed sentences and funny edits, but this was an unholy and hilarious mixture of both.

[@neoslayerpw8230]

I like the ones with story as well, but I just want random mixed words occasionally. For example: Steven, GET the OSTRITCH

[@galaxysnot6276]

NeoslayerX PW I honestly hope they never start adding mixed words that make no sense. It really kills the humor for me so fast.

[@rexwolf1194]

3:40 we are always thinking on M E XDXD

[@invaderpopz]

sorry it took so long I got really depressed lol

[@ngjon]

No problem , we are all depressed here

[@khalilberridge1729]

cornpopz can you make a montage of dirty things in Steven Universe plzzz

[@invaderpopz]

What_the_raquaza say raquaza what kind of dirty things

[@khalilberridge1729]

cornpopz ummm... kind of like pearl ebing gay for rose or something homosexual idk?

[@khalilberridge1729]

cornpopz awww thanks man

[@LordWeems]

overwatch jokes... gay jokes... nice

[@invaderpopz]

KoleXJericho4eva you know me I am gay and I have been known to play the video games

[@bappityyyy]

cornpopz I really understand the Zarya one as a Zarya main myself.

[@astronautpee8909]

omg yellow diamond as the i will always love you girl had me laughing so hard

[@AlphaSeagull]

"I'm sass with my personal pearl" "I DIDN'T FIGHT A THOUSAND YEAR WAR FOR THIS PLANET TO TA-"

[@raesuniverse1552]

This killed me. Just accept that you're gay, Holly so that you and sapphire can smash.

[@pablohernandez4571]

Rae's Universe I know right she totally low-key had a thing for sapphire the whole video, she'd have to get through Ruby first tho Lol.

[@hughmungus8692]

Rae's Universe i hope someone made a fan fusion of sapphire and holly blue agate just because of this video

[@deffdefying4803]

sapphy lemme smash

[@nerveagent1905]

Everything in this is canon, up to and including their bodies being made of @ss.

[@Knewbi]

(holly blue kicking)

[@kwaece857]

I hardly laugh but this is clearly an exception, omfg.

[@Specious_Seraphim]

*something from the video in bold*

[@invaderpopz]

Western Dragon 0.2 lol I LOVE when people do that though because it's like "hey, I made that joke, and now they're quoting it back to me!" lmao like it feels good to know people liked the jokes

[@lulub517]

“My word! I don’t know why anyone trusts those ships!” Shows SU shipping. Love it.

[@stuff1295]

I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT 1AM THANKS ALOT

[@sexywaffleiron4275]

I seriously shrieked with that last kick to that poor Amethyst's legs before they walked away

[@levil.6080]

Does sapphire blink or wink?

[@tuxedtighamiltrash9624]

Hype_Hero both

[@reiki5114]

yes

[@staycalmstarz8113]

She Bwlinks.

[@AesKomics]

3:59 when the puberty hits you hard

[@shespoke4557]

*HUMAN ZOO MACHINE BROKE*

[@PixelstarWASD]

see the funny thing is I saw the title and thought it was a legit scene in an episode

[@Robert-gb1pr]

in demonicly robotic voice: WE DO NOT RUN OR SHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS

[@walterarian9448]

"Yes, of course we destroyed her" "And we're always thinking of me" "Now you have to shatter her!" ouch my theories WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER LIKES

[@MysticMoony]

*Kicks shin*

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"Why didn't you tell me there was a SaS?" "Aaaaaaaaaaa..."

[@finnmurphy1805]

"Why didn't you tell me there was a SAAS?" "Oooohhhh--"

[@lmartinson6963]

“I just realized, I left the gra” “...what?”

[@jamesrose9988]

Steven: you'll never take me alive you rockheads! Me: its ok he got the r pass

[@rens05playz39]

Don't you know i miss her *TOOT*

[@thatonekid2008]

Students: *are loud in hallways* Teachers: we do not run or *SHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS* 2:21

[@murphystutorials3492]

2:20

[@bigcheeseslim5753]

United forever in friendship and labour, Our mighty republics will ever endure. The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages. The dream of a people their fortress secure. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see. Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above And Stalin our leader with faith in the people, Inspired us to build up the land that we love. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see. We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders, And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame. Our glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honour her name. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see.

[@heyallmehere2042]

+HatKid Wrong video, Comrade

[@invaderpopz]

Azzam Jamil wrong video? Or right video

[@bloopertanooki415]

HatKid Did you know elephant urine smells like grass?

[@alexandrapalikouskaya737]

HatKid Я Русский

[@ohno712]

👌

[@treborbee3955]

im here to shatter whut? XD

[@eta1961]

How can Blue Diamond actually do that with Pearls? I mean, the Pearls would split in half, explode, etc.

[@kyung-hwan6288]

Its MAGIC

[@BillyBob-wt6tt]

Amethyst: "Uh, what about me?" Sapphire: "...No."

[@comradejerry8428]

Pearlmathyst for life

[@invaderpopz]

Comrade Jerry amen

[@f.a.3399]

this is like one of the only ytps i saw and enjoyed so much that i laughed. omg bless you for creating this.

[@dangthatsalongusername3824]

Holly: [Under hushed tone] "Why didn't you tell me there was a sas?" Amethyst:"Uuuhhhhhhhh" Killed me! XD

[@professorwho7940]

we do not run or sHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS

[@redlovely1953]

I'm sorry it's just... BLUE DIAMOND IS GAY!!

[@hyper1940]

2:06 Ruby say something sexual

[@december21st99]

Not the video we wanted but the video we deserved

[@dollmashion1452]

1:24 "making chocolate pudding" 🤣

[@millieirvin6412]

Holly: What are you doing? Quartz: Making chocolate pudding.

[@rtayloralcindor]

3:27 "An Agate has a use they can go and f*ck a Sapphire". XD I cried laughing, and spat out my water on my dog. Thank you.

[@SupremeBobb]

Blue Diamond is gay! She's straight!

[@amicrobecalledjay]

0:22 My parents: Are you gay? 0:27 Me, A bisexual: Ummm, Nooooo!

[@Starrlet]

"play it straight" Welp, nice knowing ya'll, this was a good series.

[@Rage7800]

1:46 Oh my god that's priceless.

[@Hinatachan360]

Fear the power of Holly Blue's go-go boots! 👢👢👢👢

[@natalie-po9gs]

"We think pearl fucks amethyst" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD WHY

[@kermit1132]

try watching without laughing and if u laugh u have to restart the video

[@gl1tchc1ty66]

"I'm Here to Shatter You!" " *O O O O O O O H ! !* "

[@elisabeth5995]

"An agate has a use, they can go and **** a sapphire." *Agate and Sapphire looking at each other* *angry Ruby noises*

[@v1gilantics]

my throat is dead from laughing, thanks alot time to watch more

[@dr.scallywix7993]

2:20 Holly Blue Agate has demons in her!

[@galaxia6843]

For some reason I really love this and keep playing it everyday lmao. Ur an YTP god

[@PolarNitaIsTired]

Bruh the Agathe f- sapphire scene just kills me

[@sophia-iy8iz]

THE OVERWATCH PART

[@sbxgii]

I'm dead in the first ten seconds. I was choking😂😂😂😂.. I'm here to shatter you.... Why would you want to.... Her. And we're always thinking of me... When yellow couldn't sing

[@niledem5617]

the likes were at 69. me being a good citizen and liked it to turn it into 70. B)

[@niledem5617]

o wow I got a like

[@saucetelevision7915]

Yes, of course we destroyed her, and we're always thinking of memes. BUT NOW YOU GOT TO SHATTER A DIAMOND BLUE

[@kelpy3027]

Your YTPS came out when I was still in high school and every now and then I will randomly remember them 😭😭it’s like a curse

[@invaderpopz]

so happy i could bring this curse to your life 🥰

[@esreiticduality]

Best ytp I have seen in a while

[@remixzard6674]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Making chocolate pudding. .-. *KICKKICKKICKKICK*

[@hyper1940]

0:05 Amethyst😏

[@hyper1940]

0:48 Pearl Talking about the past

[@MicrowavedSoap]

Why is this still funny years later

[@rrosa2004]

omg i love that there are still recent comments, I miss when SU was famous and had a huge fandom 😭

[@rens835]

"I'm here to shatter you" "mMUU"

[@PlutoPlanetoid]

Everytime Holly Blue kicks the Amethyst Guard I keep losing it! Thank you for this, it is easily a daily pick me up!

[@gustavoledezma9628]

Amethyst: Blue diamond is gay Agate: SHE'S STRAIGHT!

[@shane-xv7gy]

The making chocolate pudding and Ruby leaving the crack killed me😂

[@walterarian9448]

"I'm here to shatter you"

[@powerflatscreenuniverse1137]

Not even the first 30 seconds and I'm already dead with "We~ think pearl F**KED amethyst"

[@pinkdiamond6213]

This is the best thing I HAD EVER SEEN