[YTP] Peridot goes insane

[@razlem]

pushes Greg in conclusion, Garnet is the worst

[@donnayowo4873]

iamdawandawndawan Hahaha thats the best one XD

[@ayirarose]

My birth stone is garnet

[@luxioboy66]

R.I.P Greg universe.

[@moongalaxywolf434]

@@ayirarose My sis birthstone is garnet too

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Lazy Cheetos diamond. EAT ON MY AUTHORITY!!!

[@Engardian]

Greg really has an obsession with the police.

[@somewhat_human]

Juliet Walnoha Call The Police.

[@komaedakat1583]

Police the call

[@inactivechannel7499]

Juliet Walnoha New ship Greg x The Police

[@yashi_yosh1471]

Yea

[@mettapeachhead2076]

*CALL THE POLICE*

[@candidapojasek1744]

"Lapis and Peridot will Destroy the earth!" -Peridot The quote of 2017.

[@rahbandssss]

2017 and 7 years ago there’s no way those two go together😭😭😭😭

[@moosetrackart]

The "Call the Police" meme makes my life better

[@swaggydipperuniversep8272]

call the police

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Leeford McGucket YEP!!

[@roflzords]

Mr. A Human I'd rather call the cops, not the police

[@isaacdenley1922]

Moose Tracks I get bulled so much it's illegal Subscribe to me

[@falkeprophet]

I like the lapis “ *no* “ meme

[@ficklemore]

oh, call the police.

[@rich6313]

ZIGGY your profile picture slightly scares me...

[@LillyLemonzzz14]

@@rich6313 now you're making me scared.

[@HandleThatIsNotTaken]

In conclusion garnet is the worst.

[@zunds8593]

@@HandleThatIsNotTaken lol

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

3:32

[@bugtism]

now I'm a gemmmmm

[@PinkIcedTea]

I used to be a waiter, I took every order

[@pranav3022]

Penny Csupo hi

[@alecsace]

Call the police.

[@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo8272]

CLOD CLOD CLOD CLOD

[@emsglaceon]

I am happy she doesn't ship Garnet with anyone 👌 Garnet's her own ship

[@ScoopUniverse]

Three's a crowd.

[@nicksgirl714]

Lena the Glaceon ikr?

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

@M.A. R This

[@tashatash1776]

Yes it’s fabulous

[@opiesgirl1928]

Exactly

[@somerandomartist5890]

The tall one,The purple one,and The hot one

[@dreadyoshi02]

And Steven!

[@jaiden.h1]

aNd StEVVeN

[@leechan3548]

The tall one, the purple one, the hot one, AND STEVEN :D

[@ganyuu8338]

*AnD S t E v E n :DDDDDD*

[@hannahandlexyzofkie1931]

But isn't Steven the hot one?

[@pickleburgerbonejuice]

The end killed me. Ang Greg.

[@StafkiGTN]

Cupcakes Angels yep

[@somerandomartist5890]

I know XD

[@thesolackianone]

Im dying as much as Greg when I see it

[@theonefromperu]

Call the police.

[@zephyrzephyr5909]

Die die die die die die die die!!!!!! Call the police...

[@epiphany2004]

Why does every ytp I see Greg in it have him say "call the police" lmao also, I agree with Peridot about Lapidot

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Bluetot YES!!

[@altobonifacio8936]

Bluetot saaans

[@senddeath6901]

200th like

[@skalden7361]

Ohhh, call the police.

[@madelines.7090]

Bluetot because reasons

[@doctora.snakeman1427]

1:34 call the police

[@elwiwi-v1h]

*Push*

[@zunds8593]

@@elwiwi-v1h ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ThePesident]

3:15 so I _wasn't_ the only one who heared that Everyone always says it's _obviously_ "ohmystars"

[@sansleskele7762]

Gamer Sans you have my old profile picture ;w;

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

HyperGurl4010 ...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. BULBASAURS. OMFG. XDXDXD

[@fadeddoge37]

HyperGurl4010 ikr

[@frozenhotdogs]

HyperGurl4010 I think it says "OMASTAR"

[@okxyspiffz922]

HyperGurl4010 same I thought she said buil assured

[@Yukinyancat]

"Why are you fuse all the time?" "I'm Lapis and Peridot" "OOHHHH"

[@bluenette4696]

Now every time I hear "oh my stars" all i'm going to hear is Bulbasaur

[@rechiblanco5043]

The Lapidot It makes me so happy

[@mkaylacc8625]

Me too.....

[@sadiesadieisarabbit0309]

Rechi Blanco WHAT IS A LAPIDOT

[@nicolaedmunds9284]

Rechi Blanco peridot: ni ni ni ni ni ni no *peridot still saying ni in the backround* Steven: umm that really weeeiird

[@t_t9269]

Rechi Blanco true

[@sonyacuppsjefferson]

Rechi Blanco R.I.P Greg

[@cerulean22b69]

"I destroyed a planet I was once trying to protect" "I used to be a waiter, I used to take every order"

[@ace-smith]

So is there or is there not a YTP where Peridot throws a clog right at Yellow Diamond's face?

[@ScoopUniverse]

Technically, no, but perhaps I should make a YTP showing the historic moment in all its glory.

[@peterparkour9405]

Scoop Universe yes pls do that

[@sadpotato6883]

Sad's Channel actually in Peridot tries to sin she said I threw a clod right at yellow diamond

[@jillianmckinney3652]

Sad's Channel oh hi sad didn’t think you’d be here haha

[@s0valo]

She licked the clog

[@tadixv9878]

the tall one the purple one the Hot one

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

AnD sTeVeN!!

[@LappyNoir]

@@matthewbrodnitz1047 how do you know steven isn't the hot one?

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

@@LappyNoir Because I'm not a pedophile.

[@wondernerd3555]

The double one the hungry one the gayest one

[@godzillamonsterultraxz4770]

AND STEVEN

[@thegreatmajora5089]

"Lapis is a brute" UHHH... Amethyst is a Quartz.

[@ian336]

The Great Majora wat

[@thegreatpapyrus3317]

The Great Majora ???

[@SRKStar]

The Great Majora true lol

[@altobonifacio8936]

The Great Majora pearl is a pearl ...

[@rjhicks9353]

ya but hydrokinesis is a really strong ability esp. on a planet that's 75 percent water

[@spiknuki8774]

"I used to be a waiter. I used to follow every order. Now I'm a *GEMMMMMM* " - Peridot the Waiter

[@edgyelectrokinetic6761]

"I want my authority, just make that happen." I feel that

[@debs3294]

You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here.

[@jtlmusic8183]

"You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here." The most beautiful star I've ever seen.

[@VoidAlien]

Oh... call the police

[@demi-femme4821]

I like how Garnet is by herself on the gem shipping chart.

[@lazy6858]

Peridot.exe has stopped working.please try again later.

[@lilyh0796]

'We, are the crystal.. GEEEEEEERMMS'

[@DragonFang409]

"I threw a clog at Yellow Diamonds face" -Peridot

[@moezoi]

"lets fuse" "BULBASURES" IDK HOW TO SPELL IT XD

[@iserpa79]

Bulbasaur

[@sansypaps7072]

AND I THREW A CLOD RIGHT AT YELLOW DIAMONDS FACE XD LMAO I DIED AT DAT PART

[@sansypaps7072]

0:42 XD

[@Lucky-mw2cs]

ikr!!!

[@jxpiter1]

J u s t M o n i k a

[@shutupberdly]

@@Nistau J u s t y a n d e r e

[@TimelineGoddess]

"You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here" YES. ALL OF MY YES.

[@ForwardStory]

2:03 not going to lie, you put the faces in perfect places. I'm legitimately extremely impressed

[@saifxali1]

true 🔥

[@elinor7214]

"I used to be a waiter" LMAOO I'M CRYINGG

[@zappodappozz9937]

I LOST IT AT "CALL THE POLICE"

[@lapislazuli8504]

2:00 garnet forever alone.....

[@soakaliz4338]

lápis lazúli She is already a ship so... It mames sense

[@lapislazuli8504]

I know that, I just wanted to say as if it were a ship not. ✌✌

[@afroampharos]

+lápis lazúli lol

[@Stockmamba]

Garnet is ALWAYS together.

[@ThePesident]

call the police

[@BahuschBahusch]

Peridot talking about Lapidot was so hilarious XD

[@chadl7947]

I still love how Peridot acts like Garnet asked her for sex when she offered Peridot to fuse with her.

[@kaleykatalyst6289]

The "Call the police" part makes me laugh so hard it hurts everytime!

[@Fahimlol]

"Steven: umm, Peridot?" "Peridot: No,no,no,no,no,no,no" "Steven: That's really weird!

[@rich6313]

"The tall one, the purple one, the hot one" ~ Mayor Dewey

[@aidenendicott5941]

1:34 “Oh, call the police.” *Shoved off roof* R.I.P. Greg

[@田-r6k]

You can’t have a steven universe meme without, “Uhh.. that’s really weird..”

[@Globb]

This needs more views.

[@Globb]

oh hey it got more views

[@Jazzaroo]

it got even more views

[@omithedank1262]

"We HATE the people of this world.." Me everyday

[@latoriamaxie9935]

"We are the crystal GEMS!!!" DAMMIT I ALREADY LAUGHED XDDD

[@jenniferkilgore1555]

2:00 = all the ships

[@TheConfuzzledCat]

CALL THE P O L I C E.

[@swaggydipperuniversep8272]

this made me laugh so hard thank you 😂

[@Starrlet]

Peridot.exe has stopped working. Would you like to close the program? 0 Yes 0 No

[@jackdaniel8628]

This is so good! One of the better YTPs!

[@tacogurl7785]

that Greg with the "call the police" is hilarious! can you make more?

[@tacogurl7785]

Oh gosh I agree with the lapidot

[@САС-б4в]

This is just great! The only funny thing for the last month! Thank you! AND PLEASE MORE!

[@lelesthing]

I THREW A CLOG AT YELLOW DIAMOND'S FACE.

[@hawkduelist2995]

"Somehow the rejects at birth fail to recognize the superior pair that is Lapis and Peridot." That made me and my brother's day xD.

[@t_t9269]

3:17 finnaly someone actually thinks what i think..... BULBASAURS!

[@0racles739]

We are the crystal germs. The tall one. The purple one . The hot one.

[@OnemarioOLDCHANNEL]

Ah, yes. Clog Date 7777777777777777777777777777. My favorite episode.

[@QueerASF]

I am literally in tears over that "Oh, call the police" part. This is amazing

[@tabithascheibe8922]

BALBSAURS AHH- peridot

[@sparta207]

2:01 I love how garnets alone

[@erentheyeagerist7174]

She is never alone

[@Kulihrasek28]

3:15 BULBASAUR!!!!!!!

[@projectsanctuary7944]

2:00 lmao Garnet

[@derpmanvsgaming4864]

R.I.P Greg

[@mayalewis4468]

Omg I love this channel It wakes me up in the morning

[@proudlyinsane9561]

Nep nep nep nep nep - Peridot

[@lpsfluffstuff3444]

2:02 My life is complete 3:04 "You can see super mario galaxy from here" XD

[@dragonempress8367]

every KZbin poop I see has Lapidot

[@b4d-c4t42]

because lapidot is beautiful

[@ace-smith]

+B4d-C4t You're wrong

[@b4d-c4t42]

Sad's Channel k

[@beembamb]

Im in Lapidot hell.Nobody can save me now.

[@hearts4mikeafton]

“You can see super mario galaxy from here.” *My favorite part*

[@totallylegittrash2780]

We are the crystal GERMS! Yeah you tell em Jasper! I bet they got those germs from earth! We'll- *suspensful music* we hate the people of this world believe in the tall one the purple the hot one *AND STEVEN*

[@zunds8593]

Lol

[@canadiangopnik7007]

2:04 Peridot spitting straight facts

[@sadbreathing2716]

I'm the hot one? xD

[@user-mr2if4en2b]

The Surprised Pearl :D yeah your pretty

[@dango6266]

Sam The 3rd she's obviously a bird

[@perithepanickedpinetree4496]

The Surprised Pearl :D NOTICE MEH FICTIONAL SENPAI!!!

[@sadbreathing2716]

Peridot the PineTree xD ???

[@perithepanickedpinetree4496]

lol ;^D

[@Leviathan_097]

If there's one thing I've learned from scoop universe, that is call the police pops up every time Greg is the frame

[@yummyos]

2:35 me talking about Steven Universe

[@gust3293]

I’m starting to think Greg wants us to... *Call the Police*

[@ace-smith]

I support your Amedot.

[@ace-smith]

WOW NOW I FEEL BETRAYED TWO SECONDS LATER

[@luckerino5724]

Sad's Channel OI ITS SAD

[@ace-smith]

LuekChild IT IS VERY SAD

[@serenedrawss]

Sad's Channel lapidot

[@funkynu]

*call the police*

[@janzelle123]

I CANT STOP WATCHING THESE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@kangaskhan7164]

3:16 I thought nobody would make that joke

[@honeywolf4524]

Garnet: let's fuse Peridot:BULBASAURS!

[@pepe0999]

"ohh call the police"😂

[@teaishot2620]

2:36 when shippers try to convince you that their ship is best.

[@spiritwalker2083]

I love it i threw a croc at yellow diamond. I wonder what she did with the croc

[@ScoopUniverse]

Correction: Peridot through a clog, which is a shoe with a thick wooden sole, originating from the Netherlands.

[@Lucky-mw2cs]

I agree that lapis and peridot are meant for each other.By the way this is my favourite ytp of yours

[@davidmosier2618]

Callthepoleese

[@shadowpanther298]

0:41 pay close attention to peridots face.

[@MonkeyRatSaq]

In 0:07, Pearl threw her weapon all the way up.

[@tinfoilwitch7686]

The tall one, the purple one, the hot one, *and Steven*

[@isthisusernameaweapon2793]

BULBASAURS

[@francescoceresani3343]

omg jfc this is the most absolute BEST PARODY EVER

[@joelhaggis5054]

Anyone else ship Lapidot?

[@perithepanickedpinetree4496]

Joel Haggis yes,

[@user-dq7fl3xk3t]

Joel Haggis me

[@anonymousemous]

Joel Haggis I do it's my otp

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Joel Haggis OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP!!! BEST SHIP!!

[@StafkiGTN]

Joel Haggis otp

[@uno9971]

The tall one, the purple one, the hot one...

[@darrenswander]

she should have threw a clock

[@jaredcook4414]

"I'm destroying a planet I was once trying to protect." Considering the part that everyone plays in pollution, one could state that this would fit into the canonical line of real Steven Universe

[@maggley]

Greg: oh, call the police Me: CLOD Peridot: CLOD Me: CLOD Peridot: CLOD Me: CLOD -Peridoot- Peridot: CLOD

[@Elliot_dandys_world]

Recorder:”clod clod clod clod clod clod clod👀” Peridot: goes in sane

[@Retrobytez]

I threw A clog at yellow diamonds face

[@spaceykaciii]

Peridot sounded like she was saying "Nya~" XD

[@bellepepper2822]

lapidot.

[@Carololo]

0:10 i just have seen onion on the big donut rooftop lol

[@oliverandtaco2539]

*sees title* yea? Me too.

[@dionnam1373]

1:49 i was laughing so hard XD 2:01 garnet is a loner XP 3:32 no wonder Greg is always saying "call the police "