It’s been one minute and he’s already starting a civil war in the fivvr wizard community
@NixityNullt7 ай бұрын
*3 1/2 minutes
@princesspeach68357 ай бұрын
5/6 nixity
@pencilcase80686 ай бұрын
@@NixityNullt🤓🤓
@LocalBosnian-997 ай бұрын
As a bosnian. The reason why a lot of them are Croatian are because Croatia has a large wizard population.
@pocketmarcy69907 ай бұрын
Apparently Pakistan does too
@MoonMoverGaming7 ай бұрын
Please, please elaborate.
@dolphin14187 ай бұрын
@@MoonMoverGamingthose countries are on the same level as the tomboy mines are, it’s simple really.
@Gilogg7 ай бұрын
I see.
@SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7by6 ай бұрын
Croats also make up a good chunk of B&H's population🇭🇷🇧🇦
@WhiskeyTango2497 ай бұрын
...did you just create an online sorcerer battle royale on Fiverr?
@AtticusKarpenter7 ай бұрын
Genius he is
@FieldMarshalTalionOswaldC7 ай бұрын
Yes he indeed did
@jacobnicola59507 ай бұрын
Holy shit, fiverr its like the court wizards in Skyrim that only sell basic shit, but that last Etsy part its the full College of Winterhold
@josephleebob38287 ай бұрын
cringe pfp
@juliamavroidi86017 ай бұрын
@@josephleebob3828Cringe pfp
@quno51747 ай бұрын
@@josephleebob3828cringe pfp
@qoombert7 ай бұрын
@@quno5174cringe pfp
@exter93847 ай бұрын
@@qoombert cringe pfp
@TaigaCatOfficial7 ай бұрын
Fogl is acting more like a therapist than a witch
@juliamavroidi86017 ай бұрын
That's how those kind of scammers get you
@brdesignco4 ай бұрын
But that's what he is providing: comfort.
@arcas99757 ай бұрын
If the sex demon spell doesn't turn me into a slaaneshi nightmare, I'm not interested
@lagrangepoint93867 ай бұрын
This is honestly depressing. There have always been scammers, but the amount of people who wish to become a FUCKING BARBIE DOLL is definitely a modern problem.
@AtticusKarpenter7 ай бұрын
There was always stupid people. Its just was perceived as actual magic, not scum, back then
@IdiotamSpielen7 ай бұрын
@@AtticusKarpenter ah yes... the "people who fall for scams are idiots" mentality... Thinking you're above them, that you couldn't possibly fall for any scams. That's the kind of mentality that makes you susceptible to scams.
@teslaphilipson24067 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s weird but it doesn’t effect me directly so I honestly don’t care that much.
@IDKisReal24017 ай бұрын
@@AtticusKarpenter And they weren't that publicized back then, because the internet didn't or any mass media didn't exist
@Слышьты-ф4ю7 ай бұрын
Well, we're having transgenders, and Barbie is quite popular, so it's inevitable that someone would... Btw, I remember how sndk was talking about Russian tendency about little girls wanting to become Winx Club fairies (and sharing recipes. No money involved, but one of the recipes was a cruel trolling "turn on the gas at night". It went out of fashion for over a decade ago)
@darthvaderbutwayshittier70547 ай бұрын
I feel like Barbie Doll is some kind of perverse sexual slang that is completely flying over my head.
@majormutant70297 ай бұрын
Nah, just a fetish
@baseddoggie7 ай бұрын
I think it basically means "bimbo spell"
@justanotheranimeprofilepic7 ай бұрын
Some people have a thing for "bimboification". basically turning yourself into an airhead with lots of plastic surgery to make yourself look like the exaggerated for of an attractive woman. A Barbie doll would be someone who's done with that. It's weird to see it in spell form but i guess some people are impatient
@mr.normalguy694 ай бұрын
Same 💀
@inverrtedd7 ай бұрын
SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
@EeveeBoi7777 ай бұрын
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
@ZBreezee-nb2rl7 ай бұрын
@@EeveeBoi777 AHHHH-Ahhhh-ahhhhhh... This song is sponsored by: The Shadow Government
@lagrangepoint93867 ай бұрын
@@ZBreezee-nb2rlnukes... nukes... nukes...
@JanJansen9857 ай бұрын
We love refridgerators
@db207807 ай бұрын
@@lagrangepoint9386 NUKE RADIO ☢️☢️☢️ WE MAKE YOUR EARDRUMS BLEED 👂👂👂👂🩸🩸🩸🩸
@thetownofwilhelm68347 ай бұрын
Help the horde of 5000 wrath demons has come to my door please use the Barbie doll spell
@catfacecat.7 ай бұрын
It's wraith please. (Pronounced.) Reith. Not wrath.
@thetownofwilhelm68347 ай бұрын
@@catfacecat.yeah that’s cool but the demons there are 5000
@didariyo7 ай бұрын
@@catfacecat.Wrath is a word。
@juliamavroidi86017 ай бұрын
Ah, the 4 genders: male, female, young and adult
@maciejbala4777 ай бұрын
and Barbie Doll
@catriamflockentanz7 ай бұрын
@@maciejbala477Don't forget aquire Mermaid Powers, the weirdest of these genders.
@VillaFanDan927 ай бұрын
The fact that they got the concepts of gender and sexuality mixed up really confused me at first. When it said "Change your sexuality from adult to young" I thought it was like someone was contacting them being like "Hey, can you cast a spell on me to turn me into a paedophile?"
@Bunny_Bill7 ай бұрын
The one gender: Barbie doll
@Cutielove97707 ай бұрын
Most people choose a combination of male/female and adult/young Meanwhile I choose male and female This is a joke
@matthewslentz54817 ай бұрын
No Ken spells? That's ok, after all, we are Kenough
@3n1gma7 ай бұрын
I hope Fogl will become a permanent character of the StarvHarv Cinematic Universe. Every good story needs a patient wizard
@josephleebob38287 ай бұрын
cringe pfp
@4ft8y7yyggyyy.8y7 ай бұрын
@@josephleebob3828I agree that does sound cringe.
@jrmckim6 ай бұрын
@@josephleebob3828 because yours isn't cringe
@josephleebob38286 ай бұрын
@@jrmckim very
@R0_n_1n7 ай бұрын
Master Igor sounds like a cool dude
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodbi62077 ай бұрын
I like the guy who can help you with the three problems of money troubles, financial struggles, and poverty.
@moon-and-star48537 ай бұрын
Why the hell would I waste my time with some charlatan "wizards" when I can simply drink some Jekonmo?
@SHRUGGiExyz7 ай бұрын
Wow the truth comes out: The B in LGBTQ is for _Barbie Doll_
@jrmckim6 ай бұрын
Damn... I thought I was bi... but I was Barbie the whole time.
@LuckySketches7 ай бұрын
I didn't realize so many of them were using MTG cards. Blue magic, white magic...
@NeoPolitona7 ай бұрын
Hey, for all you know they could be talking bout Final Fantasy. Which has all of the WUBRG as Mages, weirdly enough.
@kelvariw6 ай бұрын
*taps mountain* I cast Lightning Bolt on your ex, reducing their life total by 3
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation7 ай бұрын
Starvharv Wizardposting
@Katharoni7 ай бұрын
I did this on Etsy with my pagan friend, the spells they try to sell are so fucking funny honestly
@D2RCR7 ай бұрын
Master Igor, the ancient teacher of HIM
@hexadoxical39495 ай бұрын
The idea that someone out there thinks all of these spells are real is just so amusing to me. That person is living in a world where the only thing stopping everyone turning into desire demons dolls and animals is that they have yet to hop on Fiverr. Imagine how ridiculous everyone must look from their perspective. Like some kind of Looney Tunes skit where a bunch of people are trying different wacky ways to get into a building when they could just go through the front door.
@VsStuffs7 ай бұрын
17:35 💀 Loved the absolute madness and confusion in Starv's voice at the end
@AlmyTheAlien7 ай бұрын
I spent over $25,000 on the most powerful djinn army and Barbie spells and *HE* still knocked me out in one slap.
@paolobucci27617 ай бұрын
10:56 "a desire demon" slanesh is that you?
@El_Spooky_Hombre7 ай бұрын
"Ade due Damballa, give me the power, I beg of you!"
@fuzzyotterpaws43957 ай бұрын
Once again I thought I got a notification from Steve Harvey because my mind automatically fills in the blanks and misreads things like StarvHarv haha😂
@josephleebob38287 ай бұрын
bet you would be one of the people who woud fall for this
@tcd12897 ай бұрын
@josephleebob3828 you literally make videos about poop 🤡
@carlwheezerofsouls32737 ай бұрын
alright calm down mister smart guy you look like one of the thumb dudes from spy-kids
@ChloroDude7 ай бұрын
@@josephleebob3828 you should use some positivity spells to get such negativity out of your life.
@josephleebob38287 ай бұрын
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 uh huh wish you spent more time figuring out how to use basic youtube features instead of making an abhorrent roast
@РусланЯкунин-х7м7 ай бұрын
This is how He got his powers, no doubt
@okeoke_og7 ай бұрын
I can almost never laugh at youtube videos, but yours are legit so entertaining it always makes my day. Keep up the good work man!
@miguelallenmateo11897 ай бұрын
It's all fun and games until the wizards see this video and actually strat performing curses
@Shoebil5 ай бұрын
Man, do you realize how good you are at this? The topic alone is massively interesting, combined with the memey stock images visuals and your timing/organization of the video flow! God damn, i salute you! I binged all your videos and here i am leaving this comment because i'm genuinely so happy to find a channel that gives me the same feeling of entertainmed i had when i was browsing NewGrounds as a young man!
@chipthiefUwU7 ай бұрын
Me and my homies love Jimmy Beans.
@catriamflockentanz7 ай бұрын
I honestly severely underestimated how many people Aqua influenced with their 1997 hit...
@Zoonsky7 ай бұрын
10:57 I did not expect the Slopmaster General to be indirectly mentioned in this video
@thelootgoblin21007 ай бұрын
the nintendo dogs music makes me so happy thank you
@raidencola7 ай бұрын
The way i genuinely got surprised two separate "wizards" were from croatia, my homeland, but then I realised, nah no i can believe it, that does sound like a scam random middle aged croats would cook up lmao, esp when i recall shit like Vidoviti Milan being a thing in Serbia and some other 'psychics' being on tv on weird channels in croatia itself
@mingsical80397 ай бұрын
I can finally become a barbie doll
@nellgwenn7 ай бұрын
What would be the first thing you do as a Barbie doll? I think I would want to take a trip in my Barbie doll convertible. I would be afraid if I became a Barbie doll, I'd end up being a chew toy for a dog or cat.
@AtticusKarpenter7 ай бұрын
@@nellgwennyou'll end up as a movie
@yadinejoe127 ай бұрын
Holy shit new ME lore
@Слышьты-ф4ю7 ай бұрын
@@AtticusKarpenter better chew toy than Hollywood movie, they say...
@Longshanks16907 ай бұрын
The people who’ve only subscribed for the Badly Translated content are missing out because man, causing a civil war between online magicians for hire is GOLD. 😂😂😂
@Forget-me-lots7 ай бұрын
Welcome commentors, to the first episode (of many?) in the wizarding wars of Fiverr saga.
@Nightmare78hAlo7 ай бұрын
I didn't know my country (Croatia) had that many wizards and witches
@soogymoogi7 ай бұрын
Ok so as someone with an interest in chaos magic, I think the whole barbie doll spell thing is trying to tap into the cultural ideas surrounding Barbie as an egregore for the purposes of magic... which could be useful if that magic was anything even remotely possible LMAO
@namikazelevi7 ай бұрын
What the hell is going on there? It's all BARBIE DOLL
@transorm9877 ай бұрын
I love these videos of yours , just going over weird stuff/scams on the internet. Keep it up!
@dirtyjimjim7 ай бұрын
metal gear reference because of the codec, my two favourite things, Starv and Metal Gear Solid
@noahplaysgames37487 ай бұрын
what if Fogl is HE
@rinoz477 ай бұрын
Do not blaspheme
@noahplaysgames37487 ай бұрын
@@rinoz47 it's just a theory. A GAME THEO-
@scsinewport7 ай бұрын
blue magic vs green magic ultimate showdown
@crazysupernovagaming36387 ай бұрын
If we are going by game logic, green would beat blue.
@Ironbanner127 ай бұрын
4:23 I never expected to see Maa Kali in a Starvharv video lol
@alexandramilos3927 ай бұрын
See, im neither religious nor an atheist, im a spiritual person, but I still find those videos funny as all heck. Other people are offensive for no reason and i don't like that, but your videos are actually funny and enjoyable.
@samuelwolch13027 ай бұрын
I mean, it’s safe to assume the people selling on the website are connies so wasting their time is the least of the consequences they need to worry about
@JoeDave-r3p6 ай бұрын
Psychic Master Igor will provide you this amazing service. Don’t miss it DON’T RESIST IT.
@bluesquadron86677 ай бұрын
Shoutout to starvharv, gotta be one of my favorite youtubers
@catriamflockentanz7 ай бұрын
*genders
@shqip_sumejja7 ай бұрын
I used the powerful 'Barbie doll that makes you Barbie doll' spell to make me a barbie doll. I am a stück help. Now 😦😴
@pencilcase80686 ай бұрын
Cast another on yourself and see what happens
@lukaswilhelm92907 ай бұрын
The most favorite magic is multiplying money magic, every year there's always a news about victims of such scheme.
@koisher-k7 ай бұрын
it's always a good day when Starv uploads
@DonSMDT7 ай бұрын
rip psychic master igor listing
@calebgoldsberry74037 ай бұрын
I rather get my spells from Dr. Gunja thank you
@Razor75577 ай бұрын
I want to think this is all just people shitposting... but then I remember that in my college group we had an outspoken feminist who kept insisting she is a witch... and I would consider that a joke if not for the fact she kept mentioning that for pretty much entirety of college.
@ダニス-b9r7 ай бұрын
These videos are so underrated
@MoonMoverGaming7 ай бұрын
I was a Wiccan for years before finally admitting it was stupid, and I never encountered this Barbie doll stuff. Wtf?
@ejnarsorensen29207 ай бұрын
Come on Barbie, let's go party.
@selka16617 ай бұрын
15:24 honestly LTG probably would turn people into barbie dolls.
@B3G_CRY_7 ай бұрын
damn, you mean to tell me i only need to order a one time $20 spell on fiverr instead of doing hrt?
@Слышьты-ф4ю7 ай бұрын
And I can turn any of my opponent's sexuality to "young"?
@olivercharles29307 ай бұрын
You only need to work on your delusion and accept your given gender instead of drugging yourself. don't @ me
@avanticurecanti99986 ай бұрын
Your results will be less damaging with the spell.
@hexadoxical39495 ай бұрын
Or you can become barbie doll.
@olivercharles29305 ай бұрын
mental illness
@rinoz477 ай бұрын
So do they have to actually do something, like in a video call or do they pay and trust they will do the spell?
@fazefobba12487 ай бұрын
Another banger filled with confusion, as usual❤
@nellgwenn7 ай бұрын
Parts of this are like his Bad Translations videos. What is with all the Barbie doll nonsense? I can't believe anyone pays a dime for this scam.
@Kandiifl00f7 ай бұрын
I guess the intention of the spells is to make people look like Barbies? It’s all a load of horsecrap, but that’s my interpretation of it
@ninjaanimationstudio58766 ай бұрын
So that's how the Barbie movie was filmed... Actors were turned into barbie dolls
@TOH_Fan6 ай бұрын
Trans woman here, my endocrinologist is literally a witch. Of course, I didn’t realize that until recently that’s how HRT worked.
@5f2f4c7 ай бұрын
pyrocynical incident 10:56
@stadiumarena5891.7 ай бұрын
16:57 🇰🇵 North Korea likes Goth Stuffs
@EB_1107 ай бұрын
The video took an unexpected turn after the halfway in.
@MicrowavedAlastair53907 ай бұрын
Uh. Huh. I. I'm speechless.
@3fishinatrenchcoat3 ай бұрын
as a trans guy i can confirm fogi is indeed lgbt friendly and we're great pals
@exodus_20_156 ай бұрын
2:27 Stay out of Atomic Shrimp’s territory ⚛️🦐🗿
@5f2f4c6 ай бұрын
tell that to john barosa
@exodus_20_156 ай бұрын
I BEG DON’T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE SOUL CALLED MR BARRISTER JOHN WAROSA
@_thisnameistaken5 ай бұрын
Mr Warosa/Barosa, the check finally cleared!
@moziwarthunder7 ай бұрын
I swear to God not all of us from Croatia are like that🙏
@degariuslozak21697 ай бұрын
Starv Harv is one of a kind❤
@migga867 ай бұрын
I don't know why I thought this was a "Badly translated" version of fiverr. It was however written in non-sensical broken english. I guess if you take a wrong turn on the internet, this is where you end up. It probably would have been better to go with the suspicious man in the candy van.
@spamcan54617 ай бұрын
Subbed at less than 75k subs, gonna check back to this video when this channel reaches 1M subs cus there's no way it won't explode Edit: trust me I asked Fogi
@Mr_Valentin.7 ай бұрын
I love your cute goofy laugh, welcome to my world...
@sleepyblockanimations14827 ай бұрын
Chrono Trigger ost spotted!
@VoVilliaCorp7 ай бұрын
Imagine your doctor asking what your orientation is and then you say it's barbie doll lol
@TheManInBlueFlames7 ай бұрын
Gotta love Croatia! Amazing country, amazing people! Shoutout to their Eurovision entry too!
@wieldylattice30157 ай бұрын
I wonder how many bad reviews desperate trans people have left for the morph spells or transformation spells?
@Слышьты-ф4ю7 ай бұрын
Probably quite a few (I've seen a trans who pretended to be witch and "helped to find" a lost cat. When she failed to guess correctly that it's a male cat, she instantly went like "so then cat's soul is female". What did the cat owner expect, seeking for a witch's help tho)
@olivercharles29307 ай бұрын
...imagine being so delusional about being a different gender that you go looking for spells lmfao
@Friggo_and_Vtcetera7 ай бұрын
Maybe HE had a barbie doll spell casted on him to make himself godlike
@Kandiifl00f7 ай бұрын
Another banger video? Common StarvHarv W!
@maxwellattacks66457 ай бұрын
So you can just sell anything on the Internet? Okay Im selling a self help book about being immortal for 9999 dollars
@wieldylattice30157 ай бұрын
10:24 wait I’m confused does this spell trans me or does it only make me homosexual (if it transed I assume I’d still be attracted to women, thereby making me homosexual anyway)
@cookie_nya-lo9cq7 ай бұрын
I do want a catgirl transformation spell though...
@MMrok_7 ай бұрын
same, shame it's all a scam though
@catriamflockentanz7 ай бұрын
You two could play Plague Inc online together and make sure to spread the Catgirl Transformation Virus all over the world.
@paparobinsbizmrblack29037 ай бұрын
Me Too😭
@kelvariw6 ай бұрын
we are not immune to propaganda
@SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7by7 ай бұрын
HE created these wizards
@StangeGirly006 ай бұрын
im not even joking, i have always wanted to be a barbie doll-
@jacksonfamularo38777 ай бұрын
took me 4 and a half minutes to realixe this isnt a badly translated video
@cherriernews99297 ай бұрын
U shouldve called yourself Mayor Maurice Heinz. And the pic from the ww2 video 😂
@mr.normalguy694 ай бұрын
My sexuality: Gay ❌ Lesbian ❌ Barbie doll ☑️ 🍷🗿
@vitbur7 ай бұрын
God have mercy on us all 😂😢
@luki76147 ай бұрын
tutorial doing halal spell?
@lain77587 ай бұрын
As a Catholic, I find it extra funny when it's some pastor claiming to interpret dreams and sh, like, brother, read your Bible past Genesis lmao. Edit: also Muslims. Always a treat.
@1MercuryOxide17 ай бұрын
Magic is haram, anyone who does it is not muslim
@olivercharles29307 ай бұрын
@@1MercuryOxide1Damn, islam boring af.
@Torgan4545 ай бұрын
9:16 the fogl must flow
@erinsgeography36197 ай бұрын
5:30 Make that guy the Prime Minister!!!
@thegreenberretwearingbrony96787 ай бұрын
You're back, hell yeah
@RockMusicEnjoyer7 ай бұрын
I feel like I've stumbled across the dark web in the hogwarts universe.
@RockMusicEnjoyer7 ай бұрын
No uploads in a while. I'm guessing Starv got turned into barbie by islamic lust demons.
@qoombert7 ай бұрын
mermaids and barbie dolls, mason, what do they mean?