I'm talking quietly because I have a cheap mic and the quality gets worse the louder I speak. I'm getting a new one in a couple days
@Harpr594 жыл бұрын
Miziziziz no prob thanks for the vid dude
@alazrabed4 жыл бұрын
It's actually really okay as is. Not everything needs to be screamed over the rooftops.
@8O8_guy4 жыл бұрын
Okay
@snugray_p16594 жыл бұрын
i didnt even notice it was a cheap mic haha
@petrsokol5884 жыл бұрын
I found that better actually. I liked that semi-bored tone of your voice :D
@chsui46334 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in zoom class and you turn off the wifi and the teacher and the other kids keep talking....
@kimpafvelsson81404 жыл бұрын
Life isn't multiplayer, it's just a simulation
@PokecrafterChampion4 жыл бұрын
TRUMAN!
@Phoenixgaming-zf4tu4 жыл бұрын
MATRIX
@justsomeplantcells-4 жыл бұрын
Oh... no...
@WanderTheNomad4 жыл бұрын
@@kimpafvelsson8140 Fun fact: If you kill someone fast enough, they won't notice that they're dead! You can use that to play a fun prank on them. :D
@hoog38444 жыл бұрын
Some of these singleplayer games require you to have internet, otherwise you won't be able to play, it's just so that they can show advertisements and for data collection.
@FireWyvern8704 жыл бұрын
oh! that's why! i never realized this
@jonasgraf97454 жыл бұрын
All of them😂😂
@HDSQ4 жыл бұрын
With the ones that don't (in particular hole.io) I just block it from having any internet access at all, and then all my ads become empty.
@slycooper14154 жыл бұрын
Yup
@efini_fc42764 жыл бұрын
Data collection.
@turle86454 жыл бұрын
I know this may sound weird but voodoo is basically the 5 minute crafts of mobile games.
@ROCKY-yv4ed4 жыл бұрын
Those fuckin face rag doll things everywhere and the terrible graphics. It’s changed so much...
@Link90584 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, it’s just pump and dump with no effort at all
@monywehat4 жыл бұрын
i hate how true this is
@SomeLoops4 жыл бұрын
@Roan Brady I believe those are from the same company
@thecliffracer4 жыл бұрын
Most of their games occupy the top 100 on the playstore...they've kind of made it really difficult to find actual good games among the trash
@brucelee64154 жыл бұрын
Triple A studio single player game: requires internet connection to function Indie multiplayer browser game: no internet connection required
@kellymountain4 жыл бұрын
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@somebrokefella55224 жыл бұрын
@@kellymountain I read this with Geralt's voice
@verdantmischief70923 жыл бұрын
@@somebrokefella5522 I read it with Louisoix's voice
@bitchface2353 жыл бұрын
@@verdantmischief7092 I read this with my voice.
@caseyimiller3 жыл бұрын
💀
@yourlocalbabysitter90344 жыл бұрын
I remember thinking I was so smart as a little kid when I turned on airplane mode and thinking I found out how to play multiplayer games without ads or internet
@jarleskogly83884 жыл бұрын
As a kid? +-5?
@sjonnieplayfull58594 жыл бұрын
@@jarleskogly8388 he meant last week 😁
@sjonnieplayfull58594 жыл бұрын
Well, at least you got the add part right...
@pixxL_4 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@the-engneer4 жыл бұрын
As a kid? How old are you? 7 years old lol
@SamHogan4 жыл бұрын
I made an offline io game with the intention of figuring out networking later if the game was well received. Never got around to it (whoops), but I will say that programming the AI was a ton of fun
@froghammer4 жыл бұрын
Do you still own it by the way? Or did Bill from AG acquire it? :)
@SamHogan4 жыл бұрын
@@froghammer I still own it! It was just "sponsored" by addicting games (put a link to their site in the game)
@froghammer4 жыл бұрын
@@SamHogan Awesome - If you're working on any other web multiplayer games, I'd love to hear about them and chat. Hit me up on Twitter or Reddit, I'm easy to find.
@SamHogan4 жыл бұрын
@@froghammer Nothing web at the moment but I'll keep you in mind!
@polarisation4 жыл бұрын
@@SamHogan im gonna subscribe to your channel because you deserve it!
@JREG4 жыл бұрын
Glad someone finally noticed
@enderdragon7924 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a fake Jreg account, 1 month ago and 1 like, your comment blends in so well lmao
@merleperiwinkle76424 жыл бұрын
Jreg is the only person here.
@ジョ-z7u4 жыл бұрын
hi
@danebirbhaha75204 жыл бұрын
Oh, its you
@dathn98804 жыл бұрын
Greg Guevara is here
@cheyno2374 жыл бұрын
The mobile game industry is sleazier than the used car industry. Think about all those promo videos that don't even look like the actual game
@vylbird80144 жыл бұрын
The sleeziest I've seen are microtransaction games which build up a story, then increase the difficulty at the end. You can play through almost all the game without having to spend any real money, though it would save you a bit of grinding if you did. Then you near the end, and really want to see how the story finishes... and suddenly you're looking at weeks-long grinding efforts to advance the game a even a little bit further. By that point the player is too emotionally tied in to quit - they want to see how it ends, even if it means paying.
@ThatTonybo4 жыл бұрын
99% of games on the play store that are free are just cash/ad grabs. Nothing original or good. You only really get good games if you pay.
@AshrZ4 жыл бұрын
they made those illegal! :D
@AshrZ4 жыл бұрын
@Alice in the us, but yeah, rip
@starburst984 жыл бұрын
I always see the ones where you have to pull the pins to save someone.
@wacky.racoon4 жыл бұрын
When your lag compensation is so good that you don't even need an internet connection.
@Zedverygood4 жыл бұрын
It predicts your whole life
@drunkenpeanut65824 жыл бұрын
that was so funny
@yotokil29144 жыл бұрын
Just download the videos at that point
@garythesnail88634 жыл бұрын
Voodoo is quite smart. They take 5 minutes to create a game, put ads about it everywhere, their game dies, but they earn like 10x the amount it took to make
@noop9k4 жыл бұрын
You just described the majority of mobile videogame market
@GungKrisna124 жыл бұрын
Shovelware?
@PhoenixMario4 жыл бұрын
@@noop9k Yes, but ones of today
@oxymoreproducer4 жыл бұрын
i'd say Stonks.
@aces37434 жыл бұрын
Also, if I am correct, Voodoo is also one of those companies that just create like, a dozen or so levels, then loop them
@cmdrwilmot26964 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the reuse of bot names is actually smart, not lazy. Imagine someone seeing the bot names that are copied across the dev's games and thinks that they are other actual players and there is a community around the game. Maybe there is someone convinced that they and Kolibro MATE are actually sort of buddies because the bot has done some stuff to their benefit in various matches they have played.
@travian8214 жыл бұрын
a lot of weir psychology shit could be mined from that, thats like next level deception, kinda like when in a dream you just go with everything just because you dont stop to think about the weird shit is around everywhere
@SUPABROS4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and they'll see that guy plays alot so he plays alot aswelp
@gaspastrike4 жыл бұрын
That’s kind of sad... LMAO
@carandwar3 жыл бұрын
604th Like.
@mrcolz93733 жыл бұрын
That's trippy. Imagine being a young kid, becoming "friends" with this fake player, win a bunch of games with this bot by your side across multiple fake IO games, only to figure out it was a bot the whole time.
@WolfvineGaming4 жыл бұрын
You know you’re playing against bots when you beat the players with Japanese usernames.
@DerpyVenom4 жыл бұрын
@@thatfrickenchicken4478 i see more chinese usernames then korean and japan tbh. anyways, taiwan number one!
@redskiez4 жыл бұрын
@@DerpyVenom Yeah, go Taiwan!
@freakydeaky14354 жыл бұрын
I clicked like and the button changed from 1K to 1.1K, my mind is blown
@calcifer61424 жыл бұрын
@@DerpyVenom GO TAIWAN!
@jpetras164 жыл бұрын
American CIA agents are glowing here. China will take back Taiwan, rightful Chinese clay.
@jjaydenpham4 жыл бұрын
Mobile Singleplayer games (bots): "Buy Ad Free!" Me: Turns off wifi
@hittingyouoverthehead4 жыл бұрын
Haha!!! I do the same trick
@LobasTheHokas4 жыл бұрын
Then the game fucks your ass cheecks With ol' you cant play this game without Wifi
@fluffbutt99604 жыл бұрын
@@LobasTheHokas that's when you delete the app and leave a 1 star review.
@spiritualopportunism45854 жыл бұрын
A lot of games allow you to press the back arrow on your phone to cancel the ad XDDD
@wojtekpolska10134 жыл бұрын
Someone on reddit found out some app fucking downloads ads to your phone to display if you have no internet
@GarrettNear4 жыл бұрын
I didnt realize he was just reading the screen at the start, I thought he was just monologuing the whole time
@Blueflag044 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@Slurp_Nation4 жыл бұрын
bruhhh same
@TimoRutanen4 жыл бұрын
What you didn't realize is that after he was done with reading the screen, he started monologuing the whole time.
@extrapathos4 жыл бұрын
Same
@shronkler19944 жыл бұрын
wait what? he was reading the screen?
@rdear3 жыл бұрын
“Give me a job. I don’t have networking experience but I noticed it’s not a requirement for your dev positions.” Savage.
@katslitterbox4 жыл бұрын
I shut my wifi off during this video. It kept playing. We can conclude, that a bot is in fact talking to us right now.
@cst12294 жыл бұрын
Hm.... I understand the joke. But anyways. Cutting off internet just stops the video from loading more. It doesn't cut off the video entirely.
@sunsxt26804 жыл бұрын
Joshua Chen he said he got the joke r/woooosh
@Blueflag044 жыл бұрын
@@joshuachen4319 he get the joke. WOOOOOSH
@yigitarslan58854 жыл бұрын
@@cst1229 why are you explaining the joke? I think it is worse than getting whoooshed like STOP EXPLANING THE FCKING JOKE
@Arsonire4 жыл бұрын
@@yigitarslan5885 True neutrals.
@MalteSpieltYT4 жыл бұрын
I love how hole io even has a "connecting to" and "finding server" lmao
@scriptedjava92654 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@graybarron76954 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@peachcobbler6414 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@KI-fd2co4 жыл бұрын
Malte Spielt oaml
@heerahyouvraj68784 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@DragonAssassin64 жыл бұрын
Very informative and to the point, didn't even realize this kind of underhandedness was so prevalent. Still you brought attention to the issue with some great satire! Good luck with your 50 million dollars.
@Toxodos4 жыл бұрын
yeah this kind of content would be stretched to 15 minutes or more by certain other youtube essayists
@ZER-cr4dm4 жыл бұрын
Whats this 50 million dollars thing?
@RallenCaptura4 жыл бұрын
@@ZER-cr4dm watch the last minutes of the video again.
@klannstyle4 жыл бұрын
@@ZER-cr4dm He will be rich soon ;-) r/whoosh
@mshuman4 жыл бұрын
You will allways be one like away from 1K. There is nothing you can do about it.
@elfasto22554 жыл бұрын
I’m so stupid I thought they were actual people..
@knightshade26544 жыл бұрын
We all did...
@elfasto22554 жыл бұрын
I guess so
@pawejakowiecki90554 жыл бұрын
I knew it
@elfasto22554 жыл бұрын
Oh really?
@happyfroggy32624 жыл бұрын
@@elfasto2255 i knew it just for the fact that the names there seemed to all be made up. There's no variation.
@TrackLab4 жыл бұрын
I realized it in some snowball "battle royal"kinda game..during a round I locked my phone, and whem I came back half an hour later, every "player" was still on the same spots. The games update logs even stated some crap like "improved matchmaking"...
@Mark-xw5yt4 жыл бұрын
Same. I got suspicious cuz of the names being the same then I did that and confirmed it.
@spaceelevator46724 жыл бұрын
also almost all of the .io games work offline. multiplayer games need internet connection
@friun.68244 жыл бұрын
hmm? Snowball.io maybe? Because heck there it has offline multiplayer and a battle royale like gameplay
@georgek44164 жыл бұрын
@@spaceelevator4672 omg I had no idea thx
@spaceelevator46724 жыл бұрын
@@georgek4416 np :)
@squiggles96124 жыл бұрын
How to check if a game has bots: The names are censored The chat is disabled
@jujhar.4 жыл бұрын
Turn of internet
@sammysamsterdec71724 жыл бұрын
oh, i think you mean robloxs trash censoring system edit: did not expect this to be noticed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)nice
@talkinglukashenko43034 жыл бұрын
Someone having namss, but you can't
@SonekR4 жыл бұрын
@@sammysamsterdec7172 how's that shit connected?
@Joryho4 жыл бұрын
Kurrenom It’s not. Roblox just has an absolute garbage censoring system. Sometimes it censors “Yes” for no reason at all.
@aseagull77034 жыл бұрын
I found the reason why a game like this lagged I turned off my internet and it worked fine It’s LAGGY because the game is too busy loading ADS so it makes the game LAGGY It’s a game with bots not actually online
@fritzlauren79914 жыл бұрын
and that's a fact
@wafllesyrup26154 жыл бұрын
@@fritzlauren7991 a good fact,that's why I always turn off my wifi
@mko90054 жыл бұрын
@Kisara Kodithuwakku fuck luckypatcher
@arafakil81704 жыл бұрын
@@mko9005 why? You don't know how to use it?
@L7vanmatre4 жыл бұрын
@@arafakil8170 He loves it so much that he's *that* attracted to it
@leapilz85614 жыл бұрын
how did it take me literally 30 seconds to understand, that he's reading what's on the screen and not just talking?
@ahuman47343 жыл бұрын
It took me until I finished the video and read this comment.
@kiq47673 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@detritus36763 жыл бұрын
?
@famecreator2843 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@whythehecknot50383 жыл бұрын
It took me until this comment
@DevanK-rg3td4 жыл бұрын
one time when I was playing hole.io after I killed a guy he respawned and then ran into a wall and stayed there for the rest of the game, now I know why
@singatias4 жыл бұрын
it was me, my mom called me for diner
@Boomber1234 жыл бұрын
I mean, that's a more believable behavior than a bot. Bots are really smart nowadays so it can play the game very smoothly if the player stops midway then they might have to do something.
@Rexodiak4 жыл бұрын
how bout you stop playing clones and stop supporting evil companies?
@aarkyv2534 жыл бұрын
@@Rexodiak how about you stfu and mind your own business
@Rexodiak4 жыл бұрын
@@aarkyv253 how bout I say whatever the fuck I want and you can't do anything bout it
@ZER-cr4dm4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was obvious from the start, I dont know what it is, but you can feel when you are playing with bots or with real people, they did this too with Mario Kart tour Mobile, they lied about the Multiplayer online and everyone believed them
@plastic13534 жыл бұрын
I agree
@redacted32344 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@quazar-omega4 жыл бұрын
What surprised me most was that they used real players' name for their bots
@___echo___4 жыл бұрын
I heard it was p2w as well? maybe that made it believable lol
@boreal32554 жыл бұрын
They used Japan and USA usernames too
@Tylerboom7774 жыл бұрын
"i dont have networking experience but i notice thats not a requirement for any of your developer positions" LMAOOOOOOO
@landomt81384 жыл бұрын
I remember playing the crowd city game I kept getting ads for... then I brought it on the plane and thought “Huh, can’t believe I still get reception up here, look at all these people I’m wrecking” I was an ignorant fool
@moustashguy53154 жыл бұрын
" I don't have networking experience but i noticed that not a requirement for any of your developer positions." the heat coming off of that burn...
@victornaut4 жыл бұрын
Savage as fuck
@davoman91184 жыл бұрын
Especially with the soft tone.
@Razinik444 жыл бұрын
Very Casually Explained lol
@ec70564 жыл бұрын
I scrolled to find this comment to like
@Blueflag044 жыл бұрын
Good one
@ToniPanagu4 жыл бұрын
“Why be creative and original when I can just be rich?” Damn you got me asking myself man.
@bringanotebook284 жыл бұрын
@@AMPProf But. But. Counterpoint. Money.
@stevenrecine34184 жыл бұрын
This is very Apple
@marchdarkenotp33464 жыл бұрын
This comment chain has the seal of approval of Max Stirner (and a big fuck you to Kant too).
@RKroese4 жыл бұрын
@@bringanotebook28 i hate ur money
@mar151154 жыл бұрын
Deep
@thadtayo4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t have networking experience but I notice it’s not a requirement for any of your development positions” LOOL this joke is underrated!
@starlaser524 жыл бұрын
brooo i was gonna say this it got me dying😂😂
@thrownouttahell44194 жыл бұрын
Ahaha ahah
@symix.4 жыл бұрын
Its not a joke, it was straight fact of Voodoo's practices
@christianjuarez76184 жыл бұрын
Seriously! It’s like a nice bourbon, smooth burn.
@fritzlauren79914 жыл бұрын
lol 😂
@sholmes45933 жыл бұрын
I commonly don't play mobile games, less multiplayer mobile games, but I remember playing Paper.io, I think, and when I loose I could get another life if I watch an ad... "how weird", I thought... "why nothing changes during the minute I need to spend watching this ad?... Is just like the other players are waiting for me..." Then it hit me.
@TheNewton4 жыл бұрын
Next breakthrough model will be a multi-player game marketed as a hardcore single player experience, but now the bots are fake with humans unknowingly controlling the game difficulty.
@Mnnvint4 жыл бұрын
Some people actually accused AI Dungeon of being that...
@byronsmothers80644 жыл бұрын
Resident evil 6 & doom eternal have modes that put you in control of mooks on another players campaign mode. Artificial one-player mode is real!
@tarcisofilho48784 жыл бұрын
Watch Dogs
@alanaaquistapace97804 жыл бұрын
@@byronsmothers8064 left 4 dead also has it
@NotASpyReally4 жыл бұрын
mindblown
@flower0014 жыл бұрын
You sound like It's 3 am and your whole family is asleep.
@saraneva19224 жыл бұрын
Its pretty relaxing tbh I would listen to this on a plane to go to sleep or something.
@mugglepower4 жыл бұрын
@Toadw1 it is frutrating. Like an engine constantly loitering around 2000 rpm and just refuses to rev up even when needed.
@ThommyMckGoaty4 жыл бұрын
Un5t0pPa8l:3 LU is it that difficult to turn your volume up
@marcy19494 жыл бұрын
@@ThommyMckGoaty Max volume, can barely hear him. YES.
@ThommyMckGoaty4 жыл бұрын
Gavin GG first world problems
@z1lla44 жыл бұрын
Smells like Mario kart mobile. Nintendos scummiest move ever
@aguspuig66154 жыл бұрын
i hope that comment is ironic
@human18364 жыл бұрын
@@aguspuig6615 bruh he is 100% serious
@Dr_Hax4 жыл бұрын
@-- they are gonna add multiplayer
@joaquinalmekinders4 жыл бұрын
F.R.P. (Federal Roach Patrol) Mario kart always had 2 options 1 is with CPU’s and the other is multiplayer so not that scammy at all...
@z1lla44 жыл бұрын
It seems like a majority of you are confused. You might be thinking " why would Nintendo fake multiplayer? " and how could they since Mario Kart has always been online at launch but Nintendo thought it would be a good idea to make money off clueless people who thought they were playing with other people. The way they made money off of this game was very interesting and VERY scummy. I should of known ever since they started to get money hungry. Here's a video for those who don't know. Also, take note they FINALLY put multiplayer but it's completely trash. This video will answer all your questions kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYvPp6aFrJunpLs
@MasterXelpud4 жыл бұрын
For everyone who's been wondering about the outro music, it's Everybody Get Up by Ian Post
@theflyinggoatman3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@milesjones63034 жыл бұрын
Realized hole.io was singleplayer when i was playing it on a plane and was like “wait hol up”
@jacksonfee10144 жыл бұрын
Hole up
@Kali-84 жыл бұрын
I realized it the very beginning cuz i always test if games are online or offline
@nob0dy1934 жыл бұрын
I realized when it was too easy to win.
@HarrisChoudhry4 жыл бұрын
@@nob0dy193 same
@hotshotroom9644 жыл бұрын
Xgmc *que roundabout
@andrewmaksimovich24324 жыл бұрын
"why be creative and original when i could just be rich"
@NickShvelidze4 жыл бұрын
That's the motto of online gaming. you either make trash or you make $20
@me_hanics4 жыл бұрын
@@NickShvelidze that's the motto of any business today, whether it be music industry, mobile gaming, skincare companies etc.
@2MeterLP4 жыл бұрын
EA philosophy
@riecheur60884 жыл бұрын
@shubhashree sharma It sounds like it, aye? And it probably is lmao
@its_deer4 жыл бұрын
~ EA Games
@fendoroid37884 жыл бұрын
How to make slitherio bots look like real players: 1. Big snake dies 2. Other snakes: 👁️👄👁️
@anonymanonym90044 жыл бұрын
>How to make slitherio bots look like real players This implies that they aren't real, and if they aren't real they are fake
@fendoroid37884 жыл бұрын
@@anonymanonym9004 No its not
@Orfurgameing4 жыл бұрын
fact: mobile slitherio has a ai and online mode. and i can confirm they are not lying. i die of lag
@technicalscience4 жыл бұрын
@iiYonko Yup, I've played against friends in slither. Filling remaining spots with bots is OK imo, pretending something is real when it's not is definitely not OK.
@Justin-nx3pw4 жыл бұрын
@@fendoroid3788 No it definitely is. My friends and I will hop on at the same time and we end up in the same lobby and try to attack each other in real time. We can see each other and confirm that it is us since we are right next to each other and can see each others screens. Try it yourself.
@guidinglight69684 жыл бұрын
These comments are so interesting to read
@danielesquivel31554 жыл бұрын
yes
@zengoku45183 жыл бұрын
foreal lol, so many llittle stories haha
@Jay-xb3tx4 жыл бұрын
Simple, straight to the point and no "Smash that bell" shoved in my face. You've earned yourself a sub. I love it.
@philhuntsman75884 жыл бұрын
@Connection Lost delete your account ty
@thejhonnie4 жыл бұрын
same, good journalism here. subbed.
@Jamie-tx7pn4 жыл бұрын
What are you watching? Literally all of the 50-odd channels I'm subbed to and watch don't so much as ask for people to sub. If you're running into SMASH THAT BELL vids then that's on you
@Jay-xb3tx4 жыл бұрын
@@Jamie-tx7pn Good for you? I mean what exactly is your point?
@DoodleStein4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I fucking hate "smash that bell"
@fsxsickle4 жыл бұрын
I once played a game that “needed” WiFi but that was only because they wanted ads. Like, bruh just make it like any other game which offers ads so they pay for the “remove ads”
@plazasta4 жыл бұрын
Sega's mobile ports of early sonic games comes to mind, which is infuriating because I had to pay money to get those games and now I STILL get ads (and this was added later, the game originally didn't have ads and it ran offline fine!)
@Glatier4 жыл бұрын
@plazasta that is what i was gonna say right when i see this comment
@lucasceleste47434 жыл бұрын
Just disable that apps access to network in permission settings 👍
@samuellatta67744 жыл бұрын
I played one like that too, it checked before every level so id connect, start the level and turn off the wifi on my phone for a while and repeat
@wafllesyrup26154 жыл бұрын
Well most people know that. Also you know that like if you say in a game you want your original money and you had the option to watch a ad for the double reward,then it will still give you ads
@goodluckgorsky34134 жыл бұрын
FINALLY someone is talking about this! For some reason this is a scary idea how popular this is getting. Especially on mobile games, this is not only new developers.
@masacote_4 жыл бұрын
Voodoo is shit
@hiinsanity4 жыл бұрын
@Adam Taylor search up TheTalentlesswriter and then eat your cereal!
@imaginationgamer68564 жыл бұрын
Eat your cereal
@garrybug9074 жыл бұрын
i honestly couldn't care less about them making fake multiplayer games. Android is a challenging game platform as it is and having multiplayer in it is just adding salt to the wound, they should stick to this because mostly little kids play these games. They should remove any and all microtransactions as they are purely for the player and not for anyone else
@memoboy41414 жыл бұрын
EAT YOUR CEREAL
@Detahramet4 жыл бұрын
When you're playing with yourself, you enjoy it the most when you pretend its with someone else.
@Squaretable224 жыл бұрын
Great advice for life in general
@fatboy62624 жыл бұрын
I totally read "fake markiplier" and thought I found the deepest lore
@tenten92374 жыл бұрын
Mood
@streq91994 жыл бұрын
I remember playing a game as a kid (around 2006) called zwok, it was basically a multiplayer worms ripoff, it was lots of fun. Something like 10 years later I tried to play it again and, to my surprise, it still worked, and seemed more alive than ever. It took my dumbass 4+ hours of winning against bots with the same strat over and over to realize no actual multiplayer was taking place. It gave a sudden feeling of shame and frustration, followed by utter loneliness and nostalgia. Man I really miss that game.
@ucklin80254 жыл бұрын
A quick Google search to see what game this was shows someone on Reddit saying multiplayer went offline 9 years ago, but it seems like it was originally truly multiplayer, so maybe that's slightly less sad!
@yeeoof19954 жыл бұрын
helo darknes my old frend
@maruftim4 жыл бұрын
Damn, this kinda scares me
@kupcupkupcupkup4 жыл бұрын
I’m sad now
@danko5866 Жыл бұрын
same experience i had 8 years ago with a game named "snake off" on play store. It's still up
@bungercolumbus4 жыл бұрын
The same is happening in PUBG mobile. There arent a lot of people playing it and cause of this they are using bots in the lower ranks. Only in the bigger ranks you can actually see players.
@baameows4 жыл бұрын
early on my k/d was 27 lol I mean i'm still early on and my k/d is still 27 but that's just because I stopped playing
@henryrothert61604 жыл бұрын
The problem is the bots are insanely dumb, and do literally no damage.
@gangstasteve57534 жыл бұрын
and i thought i was good...
@user-qv9ho1lj3z4 жыл бұрын
Same with call of duty mobile (when I used to play it on a emulator like 6 months ago) this is why I don't play mobile games.
@rian5344 жыл бұрын
EdibleBubble no one plays on emulator lobbies thats why, normal lobbies are full of people. And from level 1-12 you get bots so people dont get destroyed early on
@51imeYasen3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought something was off when a “multiplayer” io game worked with airplane mode on.
@marioshusband37004 жыл бұрын
Uneducated me: The multiplayer is fake? Educated me: Always has been
@aiiiia99714 жыл бұрын
Same...
@SpodahGamerz3 жыл бұрын
503 likes 1 reply?.... Why?
@zvinkop4 жыл бұрын
this was actually really informative and interesting, one of the best recommended video's i've had in a long time
@halison55204 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@oldstoffire4 жыл бұрын
This dude talks in all lowercase lmao
@Ramsey276one4 жыл бұрын
THAT is a way of saying it XD
@NoOne-wz2ht4 жыл бұрын
Did you see the pinned comment
@Syphrilyn4 жыл бұрын
Its better then those uppercase youtubers lol (Hypechannels)
@nah_fr...4 жыл бұрын
Lower case italics in arial
@Jay1ent4 жыл бұрын
Impostor 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨?
@iulia56653 жыл бұрын
I figured this out a couple years ago on my own, mainly from The names that really had no humor or were repetitive The fact that it could be played offline And the fact that nobody else ever used things from ads like power ups and revives
@user-lr8ow2jg4e3 жыл бұрын
You can use spin to team
@nomnom760810 ай бұрын
Ppl named European Union on agario🤣🤣
@OFFICIALLYTRIGGERED4 жыл бұрын
*Every time I hear this guy talk I fear for his life because he sounds like he's trapped in a basement 3 feet away from a murderer roaming in his house.*
@koreanboy_tb58064 жыл бұрын
Dead By Daylight
@ScaryJanitor4 жыл бұрын
I feel like it would be a bit more screamy if that were true
@scriptedjava92654 жыл бұрын
KoreanBoy_TB • good one
@bluesap73184 жыл бұрын
lol
@CesarHernandez-wj9ux4 жыл бұрын
OFFICIALLY TRIGGERED He’s a sim locked in a basement to level up his career and make money
@matthewaloisio44594 жыл бұрын
You didn't mention Mario kart tour. Originally, there was no multiplayer and you had to be connected to the internet to play. And yet, Nintendo made the bots look like "real" players.
@utopes4 жыл бұрын
Apparently they have real multiplayer now. I'm not sure if it is though
@PetalsFourArmor4 жыл бұрын
They even gave them real player names. One time one of the bots had the n word as their name
@superluckyandroid94494 жыл бұрын
@@PetalsFourArmor oh wow.. Japan companies are getting weird these days
@tubbycustard88664 жыл бұрын
@@PetalsFourArmor LMAOO thats the only way i would tell if someone was real or not... now I cant even do that smh
@MarikaPaprikaThejoker4 жыл бұрын
@@PetalsFourArmor actually I think they pulled names from actual registered users and then put them on bots so I looked like other people were racing. I might be wrong but a youtuber said this.
@pgj19974 жыл бұрын
3:43 It's because Google does a shit job at doing quality control on the Play Store. Let's just leave it at that. Apple is guilty of this too, by the way.
@angelfortex38744 жыл бұрын
This is true, iv'e found much more good Android games on sites with .apk files that are marked as viruses from Google than the actual play store.
@miniclipse4 жыл бұрын
apple is also greedy, its why fortnite aint there
@noop9k4 жыл бұрын
Lil_Eclipse Nope, it is because of Epic’s greed.
@marx45384 жыл бұрын
@@angelfortex3874 The .apk file games are just old Play Store games. Not having quality control was once a blessing - even absolute nonames made and sold for cheap/for free indie mobile games that were great. But now it's a curse.
@miniclipse4 жыл бұрын
@@blenterbl lmao hol up... super nario bros thats the worst rip off name possible lol
@Kosmoak4 жыл бұрын
My mom: what the hell are you doing at 2AM? Me: "whispers" making a video about how io. games are taking over the world!
@Corrrrrupt4 жыл бұрын
If I ever pause a “multiplayer” game and the game fully pauses like nothing happens during my pause then I know it is bots. Imagine if anyone in an actual multiplayer game could pause the whole match whenever they want that would ruin the game.
@ssokolow4 жыл бұрын
A lot of games from the early 90s (before Internet gaming took off) do that with their multiplayer. It's been a while, but I think the original Warcraft 2 and Master of Orion 2 worked that way. ...and it makes sense if everyone is either in the same room or you know the person on the other end of the dial-up connection. They're not going to be your friend much longer if they don't learn to use pause responsibly.
@escaif74594 жыл бұрын
You can do that in the new CoD zombies game lmao
@watertank5054 жыл бұрын
WELL WELCOME TO DOTA 2's COMMUNITY WHERE YOU CAN PAUSE THE GAME NEARLY WHENEVER YOU WANT
@guilhermelopes86204 жыл бұрын
u can do this in most sports titles
@heywanttobuylettuce93844 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I felt bad for pausing Mario kart. I was dumb.
@Tyiriel4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations sir! You got Algorithm'd
@user-wg7eg3ir7k4 жыл бұрын
I learned about Agar.io when it came out, but while it is a fun game, I found it mostly interesting from a technical point of view, because it was a real time multiplayer game in the browser. And now you're telling me that this game kicked of a whole genre of games that aren't event famous for the only thing that was interesting in agar.io?! What's is wrong with the world :D
@salsamancer4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there have been other legit good .io browser games, but that's not the focus of this video
@gavros96364 жыл бұрын
There are some legitimately good ones. Better then Agar, in fact, diep.io is a fun one.
@zENKII13374 жыл бұрын
well, it might be interesting or not, but there is a 3d shooter .io game called krunker.io that is smooth, multiplayer (you can even play with your friends), and most importantly, fun. Not sure if you can still run it in the browser, as they recently made a downloadable client Also, im not promoting or anything lol
@jam_herobrine16424 жыл бұрын
@@zENKII1337 cursors.io Is also Pretty interesting, It's Multiplayer (I'm pretty sure) where people have to navigate with just a cursour and others have to help them by pressing buttons or holding them down. But then you also have to help others. pretty fun until you get stuck becuase you need more people in order to progress
@zaptrap48024 жыл бұрын
@Evan Juenemann i love that game
@bigjayiv4 жыл бұрын
Another give away is that everyone doesn't keep moving on when you play an ad. They just stay there, in the exact same place. I've also noticed in the slide one that they teleport the "players" behind you.
@SeanLaMontagne4 жыл бұрын
"A game in a subgenre that only has 2 games."
@potatoedeets4504 жыл бұрын
I read that the instant he said that lol
@CowyC4 жыл бұрын
When you turned off your wifi i was confused since my video started to buffer 😂
@Bitbatgaming4 жыл бұрын
The minute someone microwaves something in my household the entire internet goes down.
@comradepeter874 жыл бұрын
@@Bitbatgaming That is one strong and leaky microwave!
@GMC9974 жыл бұрын
@@Bitbatgaming That's kinda dangerous because WiFi is in the microwave frequency band as well (although too weak to cause harm) and if it gets shut down when you turn on the microwave that means that your microwave is leaking microwaves which aren't healthy and can increase the risk of cancer. be smart and replace your microwave or get/rent a microwave meter to double-check.
@comradepeter874 жыл бұрын
@@GMC997 I was about to write the same but little research showed that there was no concrete evidence that microwave leaks can cause cancer. But ofcourse it blocks the Wi-Fi which is unacceptable so it must be dealt with.
@GMC9974 жыл бұрын
@@comradepeter87 While there might not be evidence that microwaves cause cancer, there is evidence that direct microwave exposure causes skin burn. "Microwave damage can manifest with a delay; pain or signs of skin damage can show some time after microwave exposure." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_burn". It's probably not that strong in this case because the microwave is not fully open, but the risk is still there, especially when you wait in front of the microwave for an extended period of time. If you can measure the intensity of the microwave leakage sources, you can calculate the safe distance you have to keep from the microwave with the help of the inverse square law, so you have a bubble of "danger" you can safely avoid stepping into.
@iaxacs38014 жыл бұрын
We've been tricked, backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
@feralcyborggaming15314 жыл бұрын
Swindled, even.
@hotshotroom9644 жыл бұрын
Played like a damned fiddle
@2px_4 жыл бұрын
dude. i really like this commentary and your character. subbed.
@prosuperstar26174 жыл бұрын
I remember when agar.io and slither.io blew up but I never really caught on with them. Then I noticed a surge of similarly-named games and figured something was up. Mobile seems truly a sad place to be right now, and I wonder if I'll ever hear of some good ones. ofc it doesn't help that I've given up, but this is why I'm cautious about any 'free' buttons.
@luigin90874 жыл бұрын
You might wanna check out Polytopia, it is one of the few good mobile games out there in my opinion ;)
@IKTeam4 жыл бұрын
That's mostly related to mobile users being not ready to PAY for GAMES :o. Imagine giving money for your own enjoyment when you can not pay
@Bighomie394 жыл бұрын
Deeeep.io was pretty cool.
@ItsMeChillTyme4 жыл бұрын
This is an early affect of commodification of smart phones. Most games are just meant for you to kill time. Some people who want a better experience or kids whose parents won't or can't get them console/PC just buy a mobile game, still a lot cheaper.
@1Peasant4 жыл бұрын
I still don't understand and I haven't finished the video and I have to know right now. Was slither.io a fake game?
@ryvrdrgn164 жыл бұрын
As long as it is disclosed, I think that AI can help supplement multiplayer games to keep matches going. There are some multiplayer games that I know of that could benefit from some good AI. I do understand if they are scamming people with these fully fake multiplayer game then it can be viewed in a negative light.
@daniels26234 жыл бұрын
Like in csgo, tough the bots are the ones on the easiest difficulty
@wibs0n684 жыл бұрын
@@daniels2623 its random, i got hard bots rarely. And killing in silver matchmaking (yes, im in silver)
@ADeeSHUPA4 жыл бұрын
@@daniels2623 hM
@isawadelapradera64904 жыл бұрын
Adding an AI that can fill in for a leaving or missing player is one thing, and a great idea in fact. I can't think of how many close games were ruined because someone left the match. But that's not quite the same as deception.
@Zinidia4 жыл бұрын
that moment when brutalmania renamed their bot list txt because of this video
@the_jingo4 жыл бұрын
"then someone suggested the URL" *OBJECTION*
@hop72784 жыл бұрын
what if life is an single player but “they” make it look like there are other people 🧐
@marquesanderson3014 жыл бұрын
this comment is underrated
@pooki-dooki4 жыл бұрын
solipsism in a nutshell
@alexharkler4 жыл бұрын
That's basically solipsism
@Bleilock14 жыл бұрын
And it aint healthy But dont worry op i understand you and find it funny
@saveamerica52654 жыл бұрын
Everyone is a bot
@tattersthebat62534 жыл бұрын
I just wish there was a singleplayer endless thing for Hole io, like Donut County, Tasty Planet, etc. No other players, no bots, and no time limit.
@saishuu.u57174 жыл бұрын
@@t4hlia why not?
@saishuu.u57174 жыл бұрын
@@t4hlia yes
@amazingman85924 жыл бұрын
The sandbox mode in Wonderful End Of The World could work for ya
@joelhoon17074 жыл бұрын
"Ha! Wonder how the bots feel about me winning using things the coders never thought of!"
@semibreve4 жыл бұрын
I've come back to watch this video many times. I dunno why but its such good content, man i wish it wasn't just 6 minutes. Make more please
@KarmaCifer4 жыл бұрын
They are all the same: "how the hell did I won if it's my first time playing?". "Ok, maybe they put people playing for the first time all together and as you play people get better". *eternally playing, always winning, I start to suspect, they are all bots, then it's not funny anymore* They have a weakness, it's so easy it's boring after 10 rounds of only easily winning.
@oqasho.4 жыл бұрын
When I downloaded hole.io, I really liked the concept but soon after, I didn't find it changing and started to notice that it's not really multiplayer.. if it had been actually multiplayer, I would've stuck around a lot longer.
@vulpine34314 жыл бұрын
me 2
@DeathnoteBB4 жыл бұрын
What made me annoyed was even if they had to use bots, the difficulty level is insane. It’s like they’re programmed to know exactly how to win. It was pretty obvious it was all AI by how easily every game went for the opponents
@oqasho.4 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB was it really that difficult? I thought they were really predictable and after I played for a while, I could win almost every game.. which made the game boring.
@DeathnoteBB4 жыл бұрын
Osama Qasho' Yeah. I was “eating” everything I possibly could but somehow everyone else always got bigger than me, way faster. Maybe they changed the programming since but when I played I might as well have just quit, so I did XD
@_benn4 жыл бұрын
I play hole.io on mobile so it may be different but I can win every time in hole.io its super easy
@Adtonius4 жыл бұрын
Wow, this video was .iopening
@CharlyOmega4 жыл бұрын
Erik Karlsson This is an underrated comment 😂
@j_sampaio4 жыл бұрын
Oh, god
@hognof4 жыл бұрын
0:43 That capitalised N really hits me in the feels
@greminboye3 жыл бұрын
isn’t it also an IPA symbol to represent the uvular nasal?
@hopefuldreamer10744 жыл бұрын
1:37 That Phoenix Wright profile just burned my eyes
@scottbuchanan83004 жыл бұрын
*British Island Ocean Territories* The word Indian: "am I a joke to you?"
@CameronAC4 жыл бұрын
@@dharmang Yes, I agree. Now back to pissing, shitting in the street.
@gerryjtierney4 жыл бұрын
@@dpage446 please poo in loo
@anand.suralkar4 жыл бұрын
@@dpage446 lol
@xaku53834 жыл бұрын
@@dpage446 are you sure Indians don't piss on the street?
@dpage4464 жыл бұрын
@@xaku5383 Are you sure it doesn't happen in other countries either? kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaGUdXepZdyHedU
@pizzaboydelivery89784 жыл бұрын
also these wierd names like "Tall Honey" or "Emerald Goddess" sounds suspicous
@123hattan4 жыл бұрын
If you played Online games like League, then names like these are not rare.
@kak20304 жыл бұрын
Emerald goddess sus
@insertnamehere90154 жыл бұрын
sus is kinda Tall Honey
@ravelnavarro96254 жыл бұрын
haha funny sus among us meme lol unoriginality = comedy haha yes funny LMAO ROFL keke XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD big chungus EVERYTHING ROSE TO 100 chonk stocks haha yes LLLOOOOLLLL
@kak20304 жыл бұрын
@@ravelnavarro9625 kanae reves Shrek big chungus wholesome 100
@lukeh93004 жыл бұрын
This video should be called: the current state of mobile games
@TimJSwan4 жыл бұрын
"Also, can I get a job? I don't have any networking experience but I notice none of your job titles require it." I freaking died.
@eloska5894 жыл бұрын
So nobody really sees the skins I earned and my hard work was worthless and I'm not credited for being 1st😔
@Nibiri33044 жыл бұрын
sadly yes...
@horseoperamarker4 жыл бұрын
yes
@sjonnieplayfull58594 жыл бұрын
The Matrix is real....
@Dat-Doomba4 жыл бұрын
Dang that sucks. Imagine spending $10 to get a cool skin to flex on the bots XD
@horseoperamarker4 жыл бұрын
@@Dat-Doomba lmao
@guccimalcs4 жыл бұрын
It’s about time someone starts talking about this. All these “.io” games are fake. It’s against bots. That’s why you’re so good at them lol. And they get ad revenue after every 1-2 games you play because you’re forced to watch an ad. It’s all a scam.
@5minutemovies9774 жыл бұрын
The question is : why would you even play a game like this ? They all seem awfully awful.
@tk01924 жыл бұрын
The Slithar.io community acknowledged that there were a lot of bots and once you got to a higher tier of playing you were able to recognize the bots from real players. The bots became part of the meta and while I was a part of the community I thought that it worked well and was enjoyable. The take away from my experience was that bots were an obstacle that you could utilize with and against other players. However, this obviously only works if the game is multiplayer to begin with. So I don't think bots themselves are neccessarily bad, but games like hole.io are literally cancer.
@flawless47704 жыл бұрын
First few years of agar.io were the best :)
@Shutra4 жыл бұрын
Wait, even agar?
@flawless47704 жыл бұрын
Shutra1999 the bots are by players, not the game creators so it isn’t their fault
@herobrineslayer15853 жыл бұрын
I remember playing these thinking it was actually online and then slowly realizing they aren’t real people
@HyphenFen4 жыл бұрын
This video has all the elements to be an over 1Million views video, it has an extremely simple but attractive at the same time, a tittle that brings back something that used to be “Famous” or whatever you want to call it, interesting content and a narrator with a nice to hear voice. Hope this video goes around and good look :D
@EGarrett014 жыл бұрын
...and then you find out about how KZbin is also a s*** site that gives views to talk shows, thieves and streamers over original content now. If it gets large views, it won't be because of the content quality, and it will be far less than Jimmy Kimmel or content thief or ASMR-type nonsense gets for doing nothing.
@woolwarian4 жыл бұрын
So you're saying that "thisistotallyamultiplayergame.io" could possibly be a single player game filled with bots? Oh no! There goes my thought of being a pro gamer. :(
@8y8x4 жыл бұрын
most of the well-known, browser .io games are legit if a game is available on mobile, then it's more likely just filled with bots
@bombastic12994 жыл бұрын
someone please register that domain name
@NoFontNL4 жыл бұрын
@@bombastic1299 and let it redirect you to a virus site.
@bytes29154 жыл бұрын
r/linksifellfor
@kevin0xf6814 жыл бұрын
@@bombastic1299 give me 25$ and I will register it.
@theseagullwithteeth1164 жыл бұрын
The first time I discovered this is when I was playing a garbage .io game on my phone and I turned it off by accident. When I turned it back on, the timer hadn’t gone down and everyone was exactly where they’d been. It was an incredibly lazy game by the garbage “voodoo games” though, it didn’t even have any sound.
@scottcameron30304 жыл бұрын
Screw Voodoo. They're the very definition of what is wrong with the Google Play app store. Bad adware games with little to no involvement beyond clicking 3 buttons or moving your finger and they have like, over 10 games that are all just like this with variation in controls or what the game is about. Absolute garbage.
@migs66744 жыл бұрын
Scott Cameron Same with the App Store, the top games are filled with their horrible “games”.
@scottcameron30304 жыл бұрын
@@thedancingmoonfoxy7272 Truly the worst. I get those ads all the time.
@Clos934 жыл бұрын
Why subjugate yourself to garbage like that when there are *FAR* more better games for phones? Just curious.
@paragonpastry4 жыл бұрын
GAD I hate voodoo all of their games are literal ad farms, with two different types of genres: fake multiplayer or, like, "Do a bunch of repetitive levels and try to get all of the skins by watching a butt ton of unwarranted ads!" They gotta stop. you profile image is amazing. :D :D :D
@SteveSiz2 жыл бұрын
I have always considered multiplayer the same as fake and bots.. since I don't have irl friends who game with me, the strangers are no different than bots.
@jeremyanderson63954 жыл бұрын
"None of your postings require networking anyway" OOOOO FLAME!
@quote60134 жыл бұрын
This is easy to check on mobile, start the game, play for a bit, exit to your home screen, wait a bit, open the game again, and nobody moved, that's how I found out about this
@frasierluvr4 жыл бұрын
Quote that’s what got me too
@MrTsquared884 жыл бұрын
I noticed this too when I went on airplane mode.... and I noticed something else: you don't get ads when you're on airplane mode. So lets beat them at their own game. Let's keep playing their games and just go on airplane mode when we play. That way all of their advertisers will notice they aren't getting any clicks on the ads they run, and will hopefully pull out.
@MrWhoever2 жыл бұрын
i was so sad when i first realized "wait I'm not that good. these are just bots." :D
@0Bennyman4 жыл бұрын
I noticed this when I was playing Hex.io (I think that was its name), was wondering why my mobile data was running it so well and then decided to turn it off and it carried on like normal. I later checked the store page and realised there was no direct mention of actually being Online yet they promoted Cosmetics to show off... I haven't played a .IO game since but I'm glad Agar.IO was actually online, had me worried for a minute lol.
@anamelesscommenter97004 жыл бұрын
There's always the player-made bots, though.
@Kat214 жыл бұрын
^ wait what
@Elf_Pyro4 жыл бұрын
@@Kat21 people make bots to get free kills
@cool-hf2pe4 жыл бұрын
Diep.io agar.io slither.io mope.io krunker.io is all the io games I play and they are all online
@charliemlo54684 жыл бұрын
notatroll deeeep.io Starve.io and surviv.io are also what i play
@skeletonking25014 жыл бұрын
Holy s---, the fact I never caught this honestly makes me ashamed of myself
@gnack4204 жыл бұрын
Right?? Same here, I'm disappointed in myself 😂
@xUdumbx4 жыл бұрын
The reason I caught this was because I was doing really well in one of them and then just thought that it isnt possible since i suck at every other mp game
@nicetrythief83474 жыл бұрын
Same dude, I'm very disappointed with myself lol.
@sonicthehedgewhore60904 жыл бұрын
2:38 NINTENDO: *Write that shit down!!!* Thus Mario kart Go was born
@cjdemetrius82654 жыл бұрын
*tour
@5nefarious4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly the game I was reminded of. I found out it wasn't multiplayer when I accidentally swiped to another app and the state of the game was identical when I swiped back. There is an actual multiplayer mode, but they make it look like it's always multiplayer.
@changsiah24 жыл бұрын
What's Palace age like milk
@changsiah24 жыл бұрын
@@5nefarious this age like milk
@prot07ype874 жыл бұрын
@@changsiah2 *aged**
@dakulyss21044 жыл бұрын
"Why be creative and original when I can just be rich?" Ouch... summed up current gaming industry perfectly.
@MidnightBloomDev4 жыл бұрын
Indie games are trying to change that :) Also ill contribute in about a month with my own game.
@Ihaveararehandle3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck you copied the comment below you word for word,
@rebelfriend99494 жыл бұрын
Who remembers starting a "Multiplayer" game before a long car trip and then just playing it after you left the house
@KarusMBII4 жыл бұрын
YEP OMG
@pomiw4 жыл бұрын
This video is "If you can't beat them, join them," in a nutshell
@Spax_4 жыл бұрын
The 500 dislikes are from Voodoo's bots.
@cressidalia25824 жыл бұрын
I've has this on my mind for a while. Especially because once I went to Disney land, and all I did was turn off my ipad without leaving the IO game, and when I went back in the car and got back on my device, the entire game was paused, no one did anything.