Google Introduces Gemini 1.5 Pro

Google just released their most advanced AI that just took your jerb!!!
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[@CoronaCovid]

It can't take my job. Im jobless

[@Arise4Fries90]

It’s does that too. 😅

[@KnowName735]

It's already taken your job, now you're just 'less'

[@trimagnus]

That's the kind of forward thinking we need in this brave new world!

[@Andexmadeit]

I know bro I know 😂😂

[@anima7or]

ME TOO

[@Selfsufficientme]

Old McDonald had a job AI AI O... 👍🙂

[@Blue-6]

Mate, I had no idea you watched Sam too 😀.

[@HardCoreMore]

hahahahhahah :D

[@The-Audi-driver]

And in that job he got low paid

[@barelyfamimation]

0:08 "Another chin?" Google AI is ruthless

[@rajmankad2949]

The spreadsheet goes to jail 🤣

[@williamthecoolboy]

I don't get it...

[@rocketmunkey1]

So Thats why they love Ai ! 😂 Not sure it will work in a court of Law tho, given they received the proceeds of said fraud, somewhat incriminating 🤔

[@UnicaLuce]

@@williamthecoolboy if you report your taxes and get them wrong you are punished, so if the ai get's it wrong the spreadsheet goes to jail instead of you

[@williamthecoolboy]

@@UnicaLuce Ah I see lol.

[@Keylevitation]

​@@williamthecoolboy American taxes are fucked up

[@Nixerman]

When "The Baby" walked in. 😅😅😅

[@williamthecoolboy]

He's Zuck's cousin!!

[@TheManinBlack9054]

It's sir Damis Hassabis, just so you know. The co-founder of Deepmind, might have heard of them, did AlphaGo, AlphaFold.

[@TwoTubesADV]

It can have my job, tired of working for corrupt organisations, making them rich whilst my cost of living goes through the roof. The end is near my friends.

[@mohammedresool5666]

Yeah , and I welcome it with open arms

[@vinylmodsmanitoba]

Oh the sweet sweet embrace of oblivion

[@codewithfelix3940]

i began with laughter 😂😂 "a chin attached t a man", "another chin" 😂😂😂.. SAM: shut up abt it...

[@CoronaCovid]

Young Sam had a job Ai Ai O And on this Job he had a salary Ai Ai O

[@blisphul8084]

With a GPT here and a GPT there.

[@littleneko2085]

As a writer, I like AI. Never had wrote som much bullshit so damn fast.

[@martial885]

How the hell is everyone monetising this shit aaaaaa

[@Schroefdoppie]

😂

[@JohnImemesi-rp9fj]

As an artist I hate AI 😂

[@99soup]

thank you Sam for constantly putting smiles on our faces took you 15 seconds to make me laugh out of my stress

[@matth1176]

Can we stop calling everything "Pro" please?

[@JimAllen-Persona]

Exactly.. like cloud.. it’s become a marketing term. What does it mean? I don’t know, what do you want it to mean?

[@mac23806]

Apple AI....pro

[@asiano3385]

It means nothing to me.

[@prorenicsultd]

Money

[@TrioLOLGamers]

AI

[@PauL-tr1mn]

Ah yes! I've been saying for decades now that trilium from Pandora will be next oil and here we are.

[@o_s-24]

Best tech news channel

[@williamthecoolboy]

yes.

[@MattExzy]

I was just about to say... I know this is satire, but wow, it's the best ever condensed version of tech news.

[@UsHumans]

It can’t take my chips! I Ai-ate them!

[@Tymon0000]

Did you ask chat-gpt for this?

[@YOH_MUSIC]

5:24 I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@williamthecoolboy]

Odd vibe for a Sam vid... irony.

[@robodd4694]

Whats even more shocking is that Google acts like this is without issues when they can't even get their crappy search to work right. And Apple thinks it's going to create (or buy) the perfect AI when Siri is still a piece of s***. Tech these days is a hot mess of garbage.

[@bobafettjr85]

Their search is working as intended. They sell ads. That's all search is good for because they designed it that way.

[@robodd4694]

@@bobafettjr85 Yup and their AI will be 1000 times worse. We are the commodity.

[@drewsarkisian9375]

How do you really feel?

[@johnreese5730]

Except Microsoft I guess. Finding openAI was really a great thing they did. And their Copilot which is just chatgpt Lil bro is working smoothly

[@thisaintart]

I still remember when Siri first came out on iPhone 4s and I only had an iPhone 4. Had to jailbreak to use it but ever since then I’ve always appreciated using it

[@entropyachieved750]

One of your best Sam😂😂😂

[@zoiuduu]

2:25 they gonna take my credit for my second symphony, rewritten by a machine, a new technology

[@laffinkippah]

Now I understand the problems you can see

[@kalexg]

Oh Wa Ohh

[@prasannav]

This video should be the epitome of tech satire videos. I really laughed like a baby after long long time. Thank you SamAI🤓🤓

[@digitalon01]

I'm so glad I found your channel Sam. Your videos are one of the highlights of my day. You see, due to years of being exposed to the darkest corners of the internet, there aren't many things that can make me laugh out loud anymore. Fortunately your videos can break the curse!

[@mohammedresool5666]

Me too

[@skaven961]

This is probably Sam's funniest video to date 🤣

[@barcom5439]

ai coming this far is what the "Can we do it?" vs "Should we do it?" comes in.

[@zekiz774]

Why shouldn't we. It makes everything easier.

[@jhonyhndoea]

@@zekiz774 Right, but we let the big corps spy on us and control us even more.

[@zuluf309]

​@@zekiz774till masses of people are left unemployed

[@johndorian473]

3:33 We are working with the locals😂😂

[@nzlotrfan]

You triggered my Google on my phone when you said "ok Google ai" 🤣

[@MasterNoob696]

Samtime, the best source for the latest tech news 😂

[@TrioLOLGamers]

The best part of this Google I/O presentation was the Marc Rebillet DJ set, and then close the video when they start talking about AI.

[@vooze]

Truly the funniest of your videos so far. Great job! 🙂

[@thedarkknight1971]

🎵 "Old big Google released Gemini Pro, Ai Ai Oh!" 🎵 😏 😎🇬🇧

[@quos3683]

Sametime "Google made a new spy-app." Me "Ooooh, ok I won't touch it."

[@c.lokithkumar2648]

and proceeds to touch it..........(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)

[@reza2kn]

@01:43 Ohhh my stomach😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 @06:56 That'll teach you to watch SAMTIME all the way through the end😂😂😂 Love you Sam🥰

[@amranhowlader]

Man! This channel is so underrated!

[@python_decoded]

using this channel to get news, and it does pretty awesome job

[@godtable]

Google Assistant wants to talk to you!

[@williamthecoolboy]

Clippy 2.0 lol.

[@CNC-Time-Lapse]

Genius writing! Enjoyed this one a lot.

[@shaunh7463]

Brilliant Sam, just brilliant! 👏

[@briholland]

You crack me up! Love your videos and sense of humour 😂

[@anarkidaniel1196]

Sam you crazy 🤣

[@hydrogenbond7303]

"AI will take your job!" Me without a job: As you can see, you've fallen right in to my trap.

[@mardiniwilldern]

Let’s get this straight. Are you Sam Tucker from Apple or Google? How do you work for both companies?

[@SAMTIME]

I have one chin in each camp

[@JimAllen-Persona]

@@SAMTIMEgood answer

[@mardiniwilldern]

@@SAMTIMEOk, I’m convinced now!

[@ValdemarDeMatos]

They in fact fired several employees the day preceding the presentation… Ai, ai, ai…

[@Dogappel]

Ai is basically an overrated dream. When you ask it about technical things, it's making a lot of stupid mistakes. This could make people stupid.

[@DD-ld1xq]

EXTRA BIGASS FRIES

[@sharkfinn6469]

At least plumbers and electricians can't be replaced yet

[@OgdenM]

Yeah.. They are going to be the last manual labor jobs that are going to be replaced. But.... Based on that robot using a keyboard, it's not gonna be a long safe period.

[@danispringer]

cooking, babysitting, delivering, teaching, mentoring, therapy, singing, etc

[@JamesJon1187]

This one was great! Had me cracking up!

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

I love how we were told AI would be used for assisting people doing jobs only doing the boring stuff like referencing and the sort, that it wouldn't take work away from creatives and producers, yet the first thing they made it do is art, essays and now music and videos.

[@TheToomBoom]

5:11 lol 😂

[@Silent1Majority]

Spot on!! and Bravo!!! The commercial "examples" they did were sad compared to OpenAi demos.

[@DinushaJayaranga]

5:46 dont worry i will be here for you bro :)

[@naga_serpentis]

My google assistant responded when you said "Google AI"

[@thisaintart]

😂😂😂😂

[@andririan6342]

Google : "Ai, ai , ai , ai , ai , ai ,aieeee, aieeeee ai eeeee ai eeee ...." Google AI : "Eat a rock a day, put glue on your pizza"

[@madsoncaminha2517]

I bursted into laughter so many times watching this, clicked on this video out of curiosity, now i'm laughing and without a job

[@jonathanrimer4321]

Gemini does sound a lot better than Skynet, well I guess we don’t actually have to name our future AI overload after a movie AI.

[@Oneplus1is2]

Man you are the only one. The chosen one

[@smilingbandit4975]

It will be interesting to see where the whole thing develops.

[@sparky6757]

Music AI sand box? Those are four very cool objects that I love to have inside my phone :)

[@Sarvesh964]

These days I watch launch videos on this channel.

[@TheParot161]

Excellent and thought-provoking video. Edgy/scary/humorous today. I wonder how it will play in 15 yeqrs. I’m thinking probably more to the scary side than ever.

[@Final_Cut_FF]

That was GOLD!!

[@anishkumarkar]

One of your best work 😂😂😂

[@seggamulti1219]

Processing video to summarize 100% Sending to server 100% Success

[@_abdul]

SAM is a freaking LEGEND. Respect++

[@a3hindawi]

Thanks

[@FormulaJRay]

For some reason this made me think of the Take My Breath Away Song but with the lyrics Take Your Job Away instead.

[@pyotrpustota1053]

2:49 barely audible coughing in the background 😂

[@RioDewanto-if2wg]

5:24 my reaction 😂😂

[@cenanmehmet]

i am not a npc office worker,i am skillfull blacksmith 😂😂

[@grimreaper4393]

Funny I got a Google ad before this video

[@dwightdavison6156]

Good job. Very funny.

[@JamJim]

5:06

[@Moongamuntanga]

Sam deserves a billion subscribers 🙌🏽

[@amarboparai4159]

Pandora joke was awesome 😂

[@derekofbaltimore]

Wait .... That podcast capability is amazing!

[@mpmpm]

It's good if it takes jobs. It meant that those jobs were not done effectively. Or were not needed in the first place. Because of automation and robotization, we can do the same while work less hours. So why don't we?

[@meroinheroin]

Agreed. We're in hardcore deep stage capitalism if robots taking your job is considered a bad thing.

[@AnthonyThomas_Ant]

A T-800 is on its way to stop Sam.

[@JamesWilliam70]

And here he is! The AI baby! 🤣

[@ahmedlehanine6770]

loved the borderlands reference

[@Mario583a]

When the A.I baby said "Flash", he meant play Adobe Flash games.

[@kamalalkaeiofficial]

you are a genius man!

[@robertcussen8039]

Gemini took my job, then I employed it to pick stocks that I day trade.

[@cla4631]

I laughed so hard, great video!

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

What do you mean google is listening to my phone calls "now"?

[@A_Person54]

Hey what phone does Sam use bc I saw his pixel 6a video but now it looks like he was holding a newer pixel at 0:01

[@Sugalishere]

He said, "Marijuana" at 4:20

[@mosesaryl]

the baby AI intro got me😂😂😂😂😂

[@thewuff66]

😂you got me with Pandora 😂❤😂

[@KrisKomar]

You activated my Gemini.

[@raxadian]

Ai Ai Ai... it is taking over everything!

[@chrisbalcombe]

Samtime is peak comedy

[@elissamaycat8244]

Gemini on my phone couldn't set an alarm this morning

[@doorwhisperer]

the mightiest Chin requires the most mightiest of Men arrrr!

[@rocketmunkey1]

Heres an idea lets put all the execs who adopt AI out of a Job, it wont be hard because AI produces utter trash, and you will feel compelled not to give these companies your business owing to the naffness of their products !

[@imakethesites3048]

I wonder whether Google can create AI consumers to replace the people who won't have money anymore?

[@artemthecossack2054]

the AI will become so powerful it will create an AI to assist itself one day

[@uranblut]

AIndroid :D nice one

[@jaysdood]

AI AI AI, it's off to work we go 🎶

[@sayandas5587]

When will it take my job? I'm waiting for years now.

[@MixwellSidechains]

The response made that woman yawn again. 😂😂😂

[@davidburnett5049]

Depressing. Good vid

[@MindinViolet]

I think I heard AI mentioned in there somewhere.

[@TomMarvan]

6:54 Video cut off at crucial moment!

[@n8n8n8n]

Still more interesting and innovative than apple events.