Irrefutable Evidence for God | Patrick - OH | Atheist Experience 23.25

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[@dannielz6]

"Nothing has evolved from a single cell organism to a human" Patrick you did it yourself in 9 months!

[@mgrabow50]

That's exactly what I was going to say!

[@Farzlepot]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[@rockysandman5489]

Not exactly evolution, but I get the joke.

[@kerosun4598]

We both know that's not evolution. Don't make a joke at the expense of scientific accuracy.

[@dannielz6]

@@kerosun4598 Hey its not my idea and its not a joke. Read chapter 8 of Dawkins' "The Greatest Show on Earth"

[@Mithos103]

I REFUSE to believe his claim that he has studied Biology. If he is the future of Biologists, our education system has failed us.

[@aidankenealy2231]

As soon as he said that fossils tell you that it's dead I lost it lol

[@MC473428]

Well, an undergraduate biology degree does not make you a biologist, but based on the fact that he seemed to have no idea about what evolution was I seriously question whether that biology degree wasn't something his just pulled out of his ass.

[@MamaSymphonia]

@@MC473428 I actually have an evo bio degree and this guy definitely doesn't... or the school he went to sucks

[@JayMaverick]

Oh yeah? Well let me ask you this

[@mabatch3769]

I once had aspirations of obtaining a degree in biology, took about 2 years of classes but wasn’t able to complete my studies. If this guy has a biology degree then I have a masters degree.

[@arsenic1987]

SPOILERS: It isn't irrefutable. It isn't even evidence.

[@cardsharks9751]

Cant refute the evidence if there is no evidence thats some galaxy brain shit right there lol

[@wearywanderer7018]

What? I’m shocked 😮

[@mustacheofgold6846]

"There is 0 evidence for evolution". It's been a while since I've heard somebody being this spectacularly wrong with such confidence.

[@MrMattSax]

That’s apologetics for you

[@whitegoose2017]

@@MrMattSax The evidence they demand no one can provide e.g. "Were you there?" "Did you see it happen?" "Can you show me how evolution happens?" It's quite dishonest too because all of those questions can just be thrown back in their face. Of course they don't understand it, because of their lack of critical thinking skills.. "Were you there to see Jesus rise from the dead?" "Can you show me how Jesus performed miracles?"

[@PLD0VR]

I'm surprised nobody says hey umm.. like we can literally see it happen in real time.. viruses evolve constantly. @@whitegoose2017

[@69eddieD]

@@PLD0VR But we haven't seen a virus evolve into a human in one generation, therefore evolution is false.

[@virtualpaladin3507]

As a Christian, I can say there's tons of evidence for evolution. But one thing a lot of Theists AND Atheists get wrong is they both think evolution disproves God's existence. So, to clarify: Some Theists think the theory of evolution is a threat to their faith (Which it isn't), and some atheists think that evolution definitively disproves God (which it doesn't). So because I believe in evolution, doesn't mean I'm an atheist which I think is something Patrick is afraid of, that's why he lies to himself when saying "There's 0 evidence for evolution". Same crap Ken Ham has been pulling his whole life.

[@OryGold]

*1. claims he had irrefutable evidence for god* *2. claims there’s no evidence for evolution* *3. doesn’t provide anything to back up either of the above statements* Congratulations, you just passed Indoctrination 101.

[@chadbogdahn2541]

The caller is talking about Oneness Pentecostal Baptism. It is unique in that they baptize in the name of jesus alone, not in the trinity.

[@F1.4the-moment]

@@chadbogdahn2541 who cares what he's talking about? It wasn't "irrefutable evidence for god." banging on about what someone may have said and the supposed right way to salvation does absolutely nothing to prove a god.

[@charliebrown4624]

Well what did you expect?

[@JohnMorris-ge6hq]

@Master Exploder Agreed. Do you have an extra pillow for me?

[@JohnMorris-ge6hq]

@ Saying the bonehead is a troll is letting Theist moron off way too easy .He is just another stupid Christian.

[@ihavenoheadandimustscream6099]

Is this evidence for god? No, this is Patrick.

[@abcabc13413]

Highly underrated comment.

[@j.oaklley8965]

God and the Bible FACT!!!EVOLUTION. A LIE!!!!

[@KainaX122]

Is mayonnaise evidence for God?

[@j.oaklley8965]

The Bible and millions of Christians.

[@letstrytouserealpumpkinsok3895]

@@KainaX122 Can I say that shoes from Heaven are dumb?

[@EctoBuzz]

That caller was the perfect example of what it's like to play chess with a pigeon: "The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over, then shits all over the board, and then struts around like it won.”

[@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN]

I HAVE PROOF FOR GOD IT IS CALLED THE SHROUD OF TURIN

[@raaewrh]

​@@UMAKEMESMILESWACKINnope. Its called a piece of cloth

[@philosophyfrog2653]

Haha, I might quote you on that.

[@war0nheaven]

@@UMAKEMESMILESWACKINclown

[@allgrainbrewer10]

Flat earthers are the kings of pigeon chess

[@HeathWatts]

If the caller had an undergraduate degree in biology, he would have understood your explanation of science. If the caller has a degree, he likely "earned" it at religious "university".

[@ScienceNotFaith]

No, no, no, no, no. He likely PAID for it....

[@HeathWatts]

@@ScienceNotFaith Yes. That seems to be the case quite often.

[@jameswest8280]

@@HeathWatts Patriot University comes to mind.

[@HeathWatts]

@@jameswest8280 Yes.

[@chudleyflusher7132]

HBCU. Seriously.

[@colmivers]

When you're the best debater in your local church meet and think you can scale it up to the big league

[@demesminp]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 facts

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Absolutely nailed it colm. Pretentious, condescending, deluded & ignorant.

[@unknownx7252]

I've been there 🤣

[@fasillimerick7394]

In much the same way I am absolutely, without question, the best trumpet player you've ever heard who lives in my house. It's technically true in that I'm the only person who took lessons, albeit 30 years ago. I bet if you heard me play you'd give me money to stop.

[@liamvosu3223]

He must be the master debater.

[@DavidJasper]

" I have a bachelor's degree in biology and I'm working on my master's degree in bio medicine" 2 secs later " What is science?"

[@haudace]

I was honestly very confused by that. I really wish I knew which university he attended to obtain his bachelor degree.

[@heinshaaine8153]

That was fucking hilarious. Him jumping from pot to pot when the water got to hot

[@djb6496]

Lmao

[@martinkuliza]

yeah, i remember learning WHAT IS SCIENCE in 6th grade i think

[@esquire232]

@@billneu I'm inclined to believe that. Especially when he said, "fossils tell you they're dead." I've heard Hovind say the same thing in debates.

[@zoozone9895]

As an excreationist I can confirm that since they didn't debunk his last argument before hanging up on him that guy now thinks that he won the debate

[@CosmicCourtOfLaw]

Will Phillips 😹 My thoughts, exactly!!!

[@DrDeathpwnsu]

I'd been like absenceofevidenceisnotevidenceofabsenseclick

[@coletrickle1775]

That guy thinks a lot of things that are empirically wrong.

[@coreybuckley485]

Just because he thinks he win doesn't make it so....

[@coreybuckley485]

Meant to type won

[@terryboot7777]

Patrick is a very good christian. His lying proves it.

[@supermarioisacat]

Ouch! Nice one...

[@liciaadinson1102]

God is real but thats a good joke

[@annnoelanders3514]

😂😂😂👍

[@daistoke1314]

I hope he is lying. It's far better than thinking he believes what he says.

[@zombine555]

@@liciaadinson1102 this has yet to be proven. You're welcome to try tho.

[@sunsetpalms1923]

"So where is your irrefutable evidence for God?" "Do you believe in evolution?" *Facepalm*

[@JamesRichardWiley]

Yahweh and Jesus exist. How do I know? I created them.

[@nonprogrediestregredi1711]

@@carolmosher7745 4. The smallest detectable fundamental particles that make up Neutrinos required a "Higher power" above and beyond the universe to be created." And you have evidence that can demonstrate that assertion?

[@nonprogrediestregredi1711]

@@carolmosher7745 Citation needed.

[@Magneticitist]

@@carolmosher7745 In other words, the term 'external energy' is replaced with a catchier 'Higher Power' so many people in the world have already attributed with a definition relating to their God of choice. Can what happens inside a singularity definitively be called God also?

[@Magneticitist]

@@carolmosher7745 external as in what we can't account for within the universe

[@rustyshackleford8434]

As someone who HAS faked this speaking in tongues crap as a child, I can 100% confirm this. It's amazing what you will do with enough pressure, fear, and adrenaline.

[@krisbest6405]

Good on you for admitting your part in this topic!

[@TheKim369]

I understand the pressure, sorry you were put in that spot, good for you for being brave enough to walk away.

[@davidhatcher7016]

Wow

[@rustyshackleford8434]

congratulations, would you like a cookie?

[@TheKim369]

​@@ME-ru4hv Rusty Shackleford was explaining, not justifying. Clearly you did not grow up in a church where you were expected to speak in tongues. It seems we both think it's goofy. I appreciated his explanation and I wonder what part of that you think needs further evaluation?

[@acspicer]

Find whatever school taught him biology and revoke their accreditation.

[@davewilliams5102]

matt mccormick Another one of Dr. Hovinds students!!

[@duncanbryson1167]

. Correction - "Dr"

[@jackkraken3888]

@@skade245 I think so too. If he had reservations about evolution he would have pointed them out far better than he did.

[@stephenbrand5661]

@@duncanbryson1167 I’m pretty sure he paid good money for that degree, at least a couple thousand dollars.

[@kaylabingus]

I'm just going to guess Kent State since he's from Ohio and that's where Kaitlyn Bennet's husband got his "biology degree"

[@Sprite_525]

At the 6m45 mark, the caller is hilarious: *Caller* : “I wish there were a place where I could debate you on Christianity” *Matt* : “That’s literally what this is. We’re here”

[@lloydmason7213]

"I have irrefutable proof of God" "Okay, let's see it." "Uh, okay. Uh... uh.... what proof do you have of evolution?" Never fails.

[@AphoticNZ]

Lloyd Mason Congratulations, you now have a Bachelors of Science in Biology! 🎉🎊

[@UTU49]

"Uh, okay. Uh... uh.... what proof do you have of evolution?" JFC. Not only does he have not even the foggiest clue what the word "proof" even means, but he is 100% oblivious to his own lack of knowledge. (Dunning Fucking Kruger.)

[@UTU49]

@@AphoticNZ I think MacDonalds Happy Meals now come with free Bachelor of Science degrees.

[@jaxxonad619]

Never fails... to fail.

[@happyraver1958]

Claims to have studied biology! How the fuck can you say you studied biology without understanding evolution!?

[@Fred-uf7bl]

I bet his biology teacher gave the whole class in tongues.

[@kathyheitchue6069]

Tee heeheeheehee !!###!

[@jamessouthard8402]

and she loved every minute of it

[@1354pj]

He is probably a muslim under guise as a christian for this call purpose

[@jasonrodriguez3630]

😆

[@jaygill5582]

@@1354pj Muslim or Christian... same dumb concept!

[@PersonwhousesYoutube]

I expect nothing and I'm still let down.

[@christie_quite_contrary1657]

Tektikus Tektikus that actually made me laugh. Thanks man. I needed that.

[@lizjohnson1979]

It's still makes my brain squirm when I watch these Christians claim and try to rationalize "irrefutable evidence" to prove a god that is in a book, by using the book. These people must have never read any other religious books because they all say the same fucking thing. I refer to christianity as christian mythology now-a-days.

[@davewilliams5102]

@ChaldeanCauldron Great Comment! I am still laughing!

[@HalfCrazy520]

That moment when you realize that the barrel has no bottom.

[@damianedwards2327]

God is the existence of Love. We all acknowledge Love exists.

[@uncleanunicorn4571]

We've proven irrefutable ignorance exists.

[@maxnullifidian]

When the caller is finally asked to present his "irrefutable" evidence for God's existence, he switches to arguing about evolution? What an ultramoron!

[@BlGGESTBROTHER]

Caller couldn't even tell them which university he got his "degree in biology" from. What a dishonest piece of shit.

[@alanthomson1227]

@@BlGGESTBROTHER he must have got some good skunk

[@jacksimpson-rogers1069]

T.H.Huxley wrote that when he'd grasped Darwin's exposition of the mechanism for evolution, he thought "Why was I too stupid to have found this myself?" Those who believe in a God, and believe the clumsy Genesis stories, believe their God is more stupid than Huxley or Darwin.

[@8698gil]

Who is he kidding about having a degree. He doesn’t even have high school level biology from the sound of it.

[@jamestracey2006]

No one that ignorant about any subject could have a proper degree in that subject! I do hate people like that, who tell blatant lies knowing it’s very difficult and time-wasting to check the actual truth behind the lie. The caller is a liar and a fraud - when you are asked a question and you change the subject/answer it with a question of your own, you have lost any credibility you ‘think’ you may have had. This caller is just another lying ‘christian’ who ends up making a complete fool of himself to everyone

[@davydtaylor4151]

James McDonald calling him a liar and a fraud is bold. Just go ahead and show your evidence? Answering a question with a question does not demonstrate someone to be dishonest. Complex subjects are often discussed like this. Matt was asked a couple of questions that he replied to with questions of his own. I must say, you sound rather bitter and overly judgmental of a guy you know nothing about. I thought we were meant to be the rational ones who don’t resort to fallacies.

[@jareddemarzo8196]

@@davydtaylor4151 Found the theist.

[@guytheincognito4186]

@@davydtaylor4151 Calm your tits buddy. We are indeed the rational ones, hence the frustration with the willfully dishonest. Aswering an question is a dishonest tactic which Matt didn't partake in once. Matts questioning wasn't aswering the dishonest theist or trying to lead the discussion but to test the theist and check for consistency with the topic, which the dishonest theist LIAR was repeatedly leading away from. That lier has ZERO understanding of Biology as Evidenced by the inane nonsense driveling out his two tounged mouth.

[@kimmygibler760]

They asked him where is your degree from.... he skipped right around that question with the quickness, he is so dumb he couldn't even think of the name of a college.

[@lancepowers6337]

how can you possibly study biology and not believe in evolution? it's like being a physicist without a belief in gravity

[@ericscaillet6087]

well not as flagrant but yes...

[@haramsbae1507]

It's like having the surname Powers, but not having any.

[@chiangchengkooi9791]

In some Muslim country their Science study about everything biology except evolution.

[@denverarnold6210]

Or being a geologist, but not believing in tectonic layers.

[@darinb.3273]

Lance which type of evolution? 1. Micro evolution which IS NOT evolution at all 2. Macro evolution which an animal becomes a completely different animal like a rat becoming a cat. The 1st modified genetic (or mutated slightly) code in order to survive like the birds beaks some were smaller while some were larger it is still a bird. Macro evolution has not been proven nor is there a single fossil or bones found proving it occurred either. BTW ones were CLAIMED to prove it, HOWEVER it was false the ACTUAL bones found was NOT enough to prove macro evolution at all. Men in there desire to prove macro evolution did digital reconstruction SEVERAL TIMES before deciding okay let's go with this digital RECONSTRUCTION of what we THINK it looked like. One fiction was of a whole ape looking man like DRAWING from a tooth, Ironically it was discovered later to not even be a tooth of a ape, but a pig. A HUGE LIE to push evidence for macro evolution. Don't believe that man made (up) garbage. Macro evolution HAS NOT OCCURRED EVER, IN ANY ANIMAL.

[@festol1]

Hosts: "So where is your irrefutable evidence for God?" Patrick: "Do you believe in pickup trucks?"

[@charlidog2]

A relative asked me, "How do you explain a member talking in perfect hebrew?" I asked, "How would you know if it was perfect hebrew?" That shut them up.

[@mattjindrak]

A member? Like a penis?

[@MrChiangching]

Why do preachers who claim to speak in tongues need translaters when they preach to Hispanics or anyone who speaks a different language than their own?

[@jamestracey2006]

charlidog2 that example perfectly shows how gullible people actually are, as there was no question in the persons mind that the other person was speaking perfect Hebrew! People really are so bloody ignorant and gullible! People love to think ‘no one tells lies’ when in actual fact people lie all the time in order to get attention, praise, what they want at the expense of others!

[@AnthonyHandcock]

Yeah but don't forget that Joseph Smith was able to translate from Reformed Egyptian into English thus giving the world the glory that is the Book of Abraham... OK it turned out to be Pharaoh's laundry list but it's still pretty impressive for a farm-boy.

[@BarakBM]

As a native hebrew speaker i'd sure like to hear that

[@kurtstallings]

Walmart has got to stop handing out degrees in biology as a perq for sales associate of the month.

[@king23059]

How dare you mock that holy biologist, that man earned that degree through pray and belief in god. Keep your dirty math and science away from the true believers sir, what next you'll want him to believe gravity or global warming or equality rights. OB jk but its it wonderful to find out this man could be a public educator lol

[@davewilliams5102]

Kurt Great comment. Thinking Patrick got his Degree from the same University Kent Hovind attended.

[@brianwalendy3735]

Idiocracy is upon us

[@kathyheitchue6069]

@@davewilliams5102 Kent Hovin attended a University ????

[@kathyheitchue6069]

@@temporaryname8905 I worked for Wal-Mart for a year until I realized that slavery has never been abolished in America👎

[@Krikenemp18]

Opening statement: “I have irrefutable evidence for God.” Closing statement: “THAT is the proof that evolution is false.” I think this guy evolved into a new species in the middle of the call and forgot what the point of the call was.

[@clarkwilmerding4343]

lmao

[@canvas_125]

😂👍🏼

[@wirenutt57]

Nothing like demonstrating the "Gish Gallop" technique.

[@garygood6804]

And yet there is in fact evidence that single celled organisms evolved into multicellular ones. The caller is a LOOOOSSEERRRRRRR.

[@Heathen.Deity.]

And it also proves that not all evolutionary changes are positive.

[@jasons8479]

The thing about theists speaking in tongues is, they make just as much sense as any other time.

[@mort8143]

Gotta love those glossalalia interpreters. 🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺

[@perfumaphilia3246]

Christian: I have irrefutable evidence for God. *Doesn't know the meaning of the words "irrefutable" or "evidence"*

[@outogetyougotyou5250]

Come on guys his best friend is a sponge and he lives under the sea. The bar was never set high.

[@kentonbaird878]

"Is mayonnaise an evidence?" --Patrick.

[@deathwrenchcustom]

"I have irrefutable evidence that rhinoceri are my favorite animals." "Oh yeah? Let's hear it!" "When it rains my knees hurt." "Um... what?"

[@coolguy284_2]

*I BELIEVE YOU*

[@anand.suralkar]

What ??? Its just that blue sound doesnt smell sweet

[@jerff5411]

I have faith in you . You should start a religion .

[@deathwrenchcustom]

You can all be my disciples. On Tuesdays you may only eat tacos. Also, we have magic socks that must be worn at all times. 🧦

[@leeeastwood6368]

deathwrench custom parts for hot rods, rat rods, my magic socks tried to commit suicide by jumping into the washing machine!

[@Brockali1]

Got his degree from Prager U.

[@BenJones1127]

LMFAO

[@Brockali1]

@johnny rep it's not an academic institution either.

[@Aarontlondon]

Haha! Absolutely 😂

[@jasstrom]

Shanon ThaManon Must be a leftist using feelings instead of facts

[@jasstrom]

Shanon ThaManon Neither are the ones that claim to be any more

[@nollattacykel]

Matt: Explains something Patrick: Absolutely! And then goes on to show he didn't understand it.

[@DriverGuy23]

Caller > “I have irrefutable evidence of God” Matt > “what is it?” Caller > “You have to experience it” Matt > “WTF?”

[@GayorgVonTrapp]

Irrefutable evidence of delusion. That’s all I saw.

[@alankoslowski9473]

He tried to "prove" god exists by disproving evolution which fallacious. Even if, for arguments sake, evolution is disproved this does not show god exists. All it does is disprove evolution. Period. It doesn't prove god exists anymore than it proves extraterrestrial life exists.

[@j.oaklley8965]

Evolve. the great atheist. LiIE!!!!

[@hellfirdragon17]

@@j.oaklley8965 Doing okay there sport?

[@Heycool08]

@@j.oaklley8965 you deny our observation of "creation" itself (evolution is fact) to preserve your wrong interpretation of god. you worship a false idol.

[@j.oaklley8965]

Christian. scientist disproved human evolution. I believe Christian. men not Jesus hating atheist scientists of course they CLAIM Jesus is fake they hate GOD!!!! FACTs!!!

[@francoisona]

I am always fascinated by the fact that whenever a Christian has their argument rebutted. They paused and move on to another question. 12:27 is a perfect example. The triumph of indoctrination.

[@UTU49]

"... whenever a Christian has their argument rebutted." Changing the topic: "the Loser's Gambit"

[@alvallac2171]

*rebutted, they pause (to fix your sentence fragment and verb tense)

[@peterbell3172]

I absolutely love these people who so fully commit their entire life and existence to the greatest story ever written and cannot repeat the simplest of passages when quizzed on them.

[@claudiasolomon1123]

Greatest story ever written?? You're joking, right????

[@SapienSafari]

Patrick: Wants to debate Matt Dillahunty formally. Also Patrick: Thinks speaking in gibberish is proof of God.

[@turpentinevoncankersore4519]

It's nice to see a sister that has escaped the horrible plague of religion

[@latonyasaffor152]

I'm with you...

[@turpentinevoncankersore4519]

@@latonyasaffor152 That nonsense was literally beaten into the backs of Slaves...and black people worship that God? Excuse me!

[@ChipJohnson]

I have absolutely zero doubt that the guy got his "degree" from Pulled It Straight Out of My Ass University.

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Or rather Bought from Russia, one can buy whatever Degree from ex. St Petersburg Russia ! ..................

[@Adam-bq2vw]

PISOOMA U. Had an uncle who went there.

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

@@Adam-bq2vw It is couple of hours trainride, over the border from my home town, one can also take the car over the border to buy cheaper gas, booze and cigarrettes ...............

[@heru-deshet359]

Who, Matt?

[@ChipJohnson]

@@heru-deshet359 Patrick. The caller.

[@gabrielesimionato1210]

Who else wants a degree in Biology? They come quite cheap in Ohio.

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Post-order ? ..............

[@TN-te5jr]

Are they on sale if so hmu help a man out I just gt out of Christian rehab 😀

[@meusana3681]

You literally don't need a degree or even have to attend university to receive evidence for evolution. This is painfully ignorant.

[@sunsetman1479]

I got mine from a Canadian unversity that took 3 years but according to this guy its worthless. Where can i get one just like his???????

[@neilcates3499]

Gabriele Simionato: no doubt. No study or thought required apparently

[@sandykay1593]

" Fossils just tell you that they're dead"- stop the planet I get off if this dude has degree in Biology.

[@heinshaaine8153]

It is ône of ken hogens (?) lies.

[@gramsci279hegemony8]

Sandra Kay well said in nutshell

[@ULTIMATE_FREEDOM_FIGHTER]

Sandy Kay: I laughed good at that comment! Thanks for that :D On a more serious note though - unfortunately, there are several truly braindead, educated biologists I've come across on KZbin, as well as in a documentary I saw. A lot of the world's biologists are obviously great - but some of them are truly deluded, despite having an actual education in biology. So I'm sorry to say that braindead biologists like the guy in this video (if he actually has a degree in biology for real), are not as rare as one would think... But hopefully, braindead idiots like that only make up a small minority of all the biologists in the world.

[@BFDT-4]

Patrick never provided evidence for his "God". They never do.

[@davidhatcher7016]

Ikr

[@mattjindrak]

Its because you have to believe to see the evidence

[@mattjindrak]

@@Hero4fun77 interrupt me one more time and this conversation is over cause I'm hanging up on you.

[@mattjindrak]

@@Hero4fun77 the Catholic Church is not a force for good, and fuck you for saying so

[@mattjindrak]

@@Hero4fun77 took you long enough, damn.

[@donneuner2883]

Next there’s gonna be an astronaut arguing for flat earth🤪

[@plaguedoctor415]

That would be great.

[@similaritiesendhere]

Don't challenge humanity with new benchmarks for stupidity. We will achieve all of them.

[@FallenMerick]

@@similaritiesendhere I don't know if you made that up or heard that somewhere else, but I'm stealing it from you and using it from now on.

[@similaritiesendhere]

@@FallenMerick I made it up but, it's basically a twist on Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong will (eventually) go wrong. There are doctor's who don't believe in evolution despite the entire medical field being based on it (testing drugs on animals with similar DNA, animal dissection, animal to human organ transplants, etc).

[@FallenMerick]

@@similaritiesendhere Makes sense, I can see how you came up with that. Thanks for sharing!

[@MikaelLewisify]

“You keep using that word (irrefutable)...I don’t think it means what you think it means”. Lol

[@ericscaillet6087]

his understanding seems to points to an irresistible flute, that he cannot play.

[@georgecrompton8663]

Ha Matt: we won't have to say anything then

[@natlegend]

Inconceivable!

[@CD_Character]

"Do you believe in evolution?" "Yes. But I can see that your arguments haven't evolved."

[@No2theBS]

He actually believes he won that debate

[@ross-carlson]

Just like 95% of theist callers - they bring up "evidence", get crushed - ignore that and move on to the next talking point they have written down. They get crushed again and while their head is spinning and Matt is eviscerating them they think it's now a personal attack and get hung up on. Then they sit down and think "damn, I should have said this, that's what I _meant to say_ and there's no way he could refute that! I really do win!!" - followed quickly by thanks to sky daddy for showing them the way. So very very sad.

[@unit0033]

he cant believe he won that! no one could be that stupid.... could they !

[@ross-carlson]

@@unit0033 You must be new around here as yes, yes they can and do. Genuinely they do.

I saw no debate. Just silly unsubstantiated claims by one side and everyone else like "what the fuck is this bunghole talking about?" until the best course of action for the good of humanity was to hang up.

[@JohnMorris-ge6hq]

Most of them get off the phone and believe that.

[@harrycoleii7659]

As a high school AP Biology teacher, this was terrifying!

[@Joemamahahahaha821]

I loved ap bio! Not operons tho!

[@idealtruthwanted3964]

Its Terrifying How Atheists Worship Thinking They Are Better Than Everyone Else.

[@Joemamahahahaha821]

@@idealtruthwanted3964 I don’t worship anything and I know I’m not better than everyone else. So you’re 0/2 there bud

[@idealtruthwanted3964]

@@Joemamahahahaha821 What The Fuck Do You Think ALL OF THE ATHEISTS Are Doing In The Comment Section? It Is Evidence That Atheists Are Bullies, You Can Actually SEE The Evidence That Atheists Think They Are Better Than Everyone Else. All Atheists Deny Evidence If It Goes Against Their Beliefs. I Never Deny Evolution. Yet You Deny Creation.

[@Joemamahahahaha821]

@@idealtruthwanted3964 I don’t have any beliefs and I don’t deny creation I just don’t think it has any real solid evidence or any good reason to make me believe it because as I said I don’t just believe anything. And I’m an atheist. Am I bullying you right now? Am I putting myself in a seat above you right now? No. And I don’t deny any evidence either, but I will check to see how valid the evidence is and that if I look at the evidence that I can see how that conclusion was made. I don’t have anyone tell me anything to believe. I look up the data facts and papers and make conclusions for myself. Until I’m given a tangible reason to believe in a god I will continue to abstain from that belief.

[@aesericho3651]

I don't think he understands what irrefutable or evidence means..

[@No2theBS]

It's in the bible what more proof do you need. Geeez

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Of course NOT, he is a " believer " ! ......................

[@TheDahaka1]

He doesn't understand what "evidence" means, let alone irrefutable.

[@junang3]

I don't think he went to any school.

[@TrettinR]

@S. gloobal *But when I showed them the proof it shut them up real fast* You sure do love lying you dishonest lying illogical dancing clown.

[@AlejandroGarcia-bh3gx]

"I've never heard him speak in tongues but I've sure heard him bable a lot" (Christopher Hitchens)

[@AlejandroGarcia-bh3gx]

@@SecretGerms it was 1 b to closer resemble bible but thank you

[@brainofkjf]

Ali Babal had a lot to say.

[@DragoSmash]

"I have a bachelor in biology and im going for masters in biomedicine" ( X ) Doubt

[@happyraver1958]

Pictures or it didn’t happen! That’s all I have to say about his claims about having an education. If he did study biology, he wasted his time, effort and money.

[@_-AB-_]

He has a bachelor science in biology. Do not misrepresent his words, if you doubt then prove it wrong.

[@bobsaggat]

@@_-AB-_ I cannot prove him wrong. But his statements are orthagonally opposed to basic biology .

[@_-AB-_]

@@bobsaggat , yes, I know that. I was being stupid (shifting the proof of burden is a common evasive tactic).

[@_-AB-_]

@@bobsaggat , yes, I know that. I was being stupid (shifting the proof of burden is a common evasive tactic).

[@FIREBREATHER1012]

"I could baptize him in the name of Lord Voldemort" I burst out laughing thank you so much!!!

[@clarkwilmerding4343]

i lost it when he asked to define no true scotsman

[@chadrasmussen6127]

Don't say his name lol

[@damianedwards2327]

God is the existence of Love. We all acknowledge Love exists.

[@Stevenafoe]

@@damianedwards2327 god is dog spelled backwards. Dogs exists, so god must exist... moron.

[@alerojas2952]

@@Stevenafoe exist*

[@watchdogsgarbagetruck8324]

''That, is the proof that evolution is false, friends'' he said that like it's some big victory

[@bct8881]

16 minutes of spirit crushing ignorance. Patrick's parents have a lot to answer for.

[@jkgecko]

So do his teachers/professors and mentors.

[@ross-carlson]

I think he did say something about being "born again" so it might not be his parents fault but yes, someone out there has effectively ruined a life.

[@bct8881]

@@ross-carlson Being a born again doesn't mean they weren't raised as Christians either.I have an Aunt and Uncle who were baptised and raised as Christians. They did a bunch of drugs in their 20's and 30's,were then involved in a DUI crash which sent them fleeing back to the church in search of forgiveness. "Born again" I blame the drugs in their case.

[@alankoslowski9473]

There's such a thing as learned ignorance, and he probably got it from his parents.

[@kentonbaird878]

Now now, I'm sure his parents aren't solely to blame. You can certainly rest some of it on the trauma received from whatever sick, depraved things his priest did to him...

[@eymerich6872]

"what do fossils tell? "that they are dead"... yeah he definetly has a degree in biology :P

[@atheistsfightclub6684]

I'd have replied "What does the bible tell? That people can write, not that they can only write what is true, just that they can write."

[@AnthonyHandcock]

Be fair... That was one of the few times he got anything right. You're just being picky :-D

[@RanEncounter]

@@AnthonyHandcock Well the question was under the context of evolution, so the answer was inadequate to say the least.

[@AnthonyHandcock]

@@RanEncounter A poor answer but not a wrong one :-) A bit like Baldrick in Blackadder being asked "If I have two beans and I and two more beans what do I have?" and giving the answer "Three beans.... And that one".

[@RanEncounter]

@@AnthonyHandcock Yeah except in your case the answer gives the full picture. In the example at hand it does not come even close.

[@PhilipLeitch]

The most profound quote: Eric "I'm rubbing off on you!" Matt "Don't do that on the show."

[@Chief-Solarize]

Eric seems profoundly threatened every time he does a show with Matt.

[@dennisjordan5917]

It’s because he is trying to be Matt every day and failing miserably. It’s so obvious that Matt can’t stand him. I find it hilarious.

[@kenbee1957]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kenbee1957]

@@dennisjordan5917 Wait, what?

[@dennisjordan5917]

KEN BEE Eric is trying to be Matt, but comes off as much more patronizing and annoying. When him and Matt are together I feel like it’s obvious that Matt doesn’t like him.

[@starboy1100]

This just keeps getting better and better! You guys rock!

[@art4freak795]

Poor Patrick, he is a great example of how religion can make a person stupid

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Very stupid ! .............

[@anand.suralkar]

Stupid religion eats their fucking braincells and also skull spinal cord and anything that can think in our body

[@heisen-bones]

99% of the callers on this show are examples of that.

[@fredworthmn]

Might be more accurate to say religion glorifies stupidity. But how would I know.

[@alanthomson1227]

Think Patrick had a head start there

[@TheAquaGamers]

Ex Pentecostal here, it’s quite a surreal experience and it’s actually something that is used as emotional blackmail for people who try to escape the faith. Speaking in tongues, even when very young, is essentially a contract with God where he can hold you accountable for “knowing him” even when you haven’t heard from him in years. If you’ve ever spoken in tongues and then drop the faith you are heralded as a blasphemer who simply is angry at God. When I confronted my doubts about God it tore me apart because of this “personal relationship” doctrine. I still don’t know why I spoke in tongues (I don’t believe I was faking it, but psychological repression could be at work), but I can confidently say it wasn’t Jesus speaking through me.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

That's interesting. So is it like a psychosis when you talk in tongues? I imagine it's like an adrenaline and emotionally fuelled kind of hypnotic state.

[@argonnas01]

@@TheTruthKiwiwhat's awesome about glossolalia is that it is actually gibberish. It has been analyzed by loads of speech professionals and none has ever found an ounce of structured language in the babagalashabahlalaia thing. Even better, it has been found that whatever language you speak normally will taint the gibberish. The speaker would use mostly sounds native to their mother tongue and add a few exotic sounds to make it sound more ancient/alien.

[@blissfuldj7627]

When we're young, we just do things we think will make others happy. We try to meet expectations even subconsciously You may have spoken in tongues because that's what people expected and as a kid we just think "well I'm supposed to so I guess I will" Growing up is all about going, "why would I do that, that's silly" and questioning why things are the way they are

[@silvertonguejackson9129]

" i can baptize Erick in the name of Lord Voldemort " 😂😂😂😂

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Or in the Almighty Kim jong Un ...................

[@Amalekites]

Eric*

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

The spelling depends on what lingo the name is in, ERIK swe, ERKKI fin etc. ...........@@Amalekites

[@Amalekites]

@@ralfhaggstrom9862 Ganska uppenbart att hans namn stavas "Eric" då det är Eric Murphy det gäller här. Men bra försök iaf.

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Verkar inte wara så uppenbart för alla, dessutom inverkar åldern på stafvandet ..................@@Amalekites

[@jacklabloom635]

My neighbor, Leon, and I drank enough beer one night that we spoke in tongues, right before we passed out. The next day, when we woke up, neither of us could recall what each other had said, but we agreed it was incoherent and totally meaningless. If that was proof of the existence of god, it was damn painful. Leon and I had terrible headaches. After that, we both said we never wanted to speak in tongues again.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

During my travels I had a job on a commercial fishing boat and one night another deckhand an I had a few too many rums. He was hammered and started mumbling some weird jibberish. Closest I've ever come to seeing someone talking in tongues 😂

[@ED-le1pr]

"What university did you go to?!" That answer never came

[@garystevens5015]

Neither did his degree certificate

[@OfficialSeth]

I'd bet that he took a biology course at his local community college but then he dropped it the first week when he realized that it was way over his head. Then he decided to just study up online on a bunch of anti-evolution sites and then try and talk up his science background when it's really nothing more than him spending an afternoon reading Answers in Genesis and watching Ken Ham videos.

[@Colin12475]

Probably the same diploma mill Kent Hovind got his degree from.

[@coletrickle1775]

He went to HP Printer College.

[@Dsullivann]

He goes to liar University and got a PhD in lying

[@OP-1000]

The sad thing is that he is now probably telling people “I got them good”.

[@2l84me8]

This video prove otherwise.

[@dreww1459]

Aaaand I leave this video without irrefutable proof of a god. How UTTERLY unexpected.

[@TheVeryHungrySingularity]

We'll get the irrefutable proof when the rapture happens. Any day now...

[@Noname-w7f1e]

@@TheVeryHungrySingularity Nice sarcasm there - almost thought you were for real... XD

[@jameswhite3415]

The Very Hungry Singularity You mean when AI starts killing everyone, Christians think God is rapturing them, so they die slightly faster than the rest of us? Well besides me I voted AI overlord for president in 2016

[@michaelmarini94]

@@TheVeryHungrySingularity We'll be waiting for that. Because all the rapture will prove is that your God plays favorites and is an immoral monster and none of us atheists would ever want to worship an immoral monster forever.

[@Smith1980]

@@michaelmarini94 I'll add I wouldn't worship said immoral, slave promoting, blood starved sacrafice loving god thing'i not for a second. That god can kiss my mortally crippled ass for eternity

[@erikdykeman547]

My question is, what institution is the caller earning his degrees from???? If he truly does have a bachelor's degree and working on a masters degree in anything scientific. Why is he denying evolution? A true scientist would NEVER do that!!!!!!

[@unstoppablefma9054]

“I’m rubbing off on you.” “Yeah, well... Don’t do that on the show!” 😂🤣😂

[@evAngeliis]

Knew someone would of done this in the comments section. That was hilarious!!

[@A.Tag90]

Patrick clearly has never been in a science classroom before.

[@3stepsahead704]

that guy is doing a masters degree... terrifying.

[@davidh5020]

@@3stepsahead704 no he is lying about it

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

He heard about the word " science " ONCE long ago ! ...............

[@tangylizardk6117]

He went to Pat Robertson University

[@TheDahaka1]

Well, he was, but he wasn't talking so they didn't kick him out

[@lancepabon]

Nah, he has a PhD. Pizza hut Delivery permit...

[@andrewsmith3257]

😄😄😄

[@hectormarquezo6606]

There was soda in my mouth now it's on my screen

[@seanjones2456]

You just made me hungry! God works in mysterious ways. :)

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Haha!! 😂 😂 😂

[@akeecheyta]

@@seanjones2456 delirious ways!

[@johnlloyd702]

I'm so grateful my parents didn't brainwash me as an innocent youth. Thank you Mom and Dad !

[@Ober_O]

Patrick should write down the last minute of that conversation, publish it in a scientific journal, and collect his Nobel Prize then.

[@Ober_O]

@@godsservant8969 umm. Okay?

[@outogetyougotyou5250]

@@godsservant8969 I will use all of my thought process to wish for the best that you are released from the shackles imposed on you through your own stupidity.

[@rasaecnai]

I was a pentecostal once. they have amazing concerts and during said concerts people talk in gibberish supposedly talking in tongues and feel elated which supposedly meant being filed by the spirit. then i realized it was the music and peer pressure combined. you go in expecting to feel great. and so when the music gets you going you go crazy on adrenaline and later claim you have this experience. well, if you go to a metal concerts and join the mosh pit, you practically have the same experience.

[@doneestoner9945]

You are so right. Many years ago, I went to see The Rolling Stones. I thought I was in heaven !

[@denverarnold6210]

I've also heard of such religious experiences creating a type of mass hysteria. Obviously not the type they all go crazy destructive, just religious crazy.

[@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN]

I HAVE PROOF FOR GOD IT IS CALLED THE SHROUD OF TURIN

[@kidslovesatan34]

@@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN it's fake!

[@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN]

@@kidslovesatan34 SAYS WHO CAN YOU MAKE ONE?

[@driftaaa]

It is so funny, every time I see the "Irrefutable Evidence of God" claim I get excited to hear what they are going to say; and every time, without fail, I am disappointed within 30 seconds of them talking.

[@j.oaklley8965]

Evolution. is lie!!!

[@Liverpoolfc9karim]

This guys evidence “just dip a baby in water, say some Latin phrases and presto magic!”

[@brucebaker810]

Then toss him on the ground. Does he squirm? Does he make nonsense sounds? (Goo goo ga counts) Praise Jesus!

[@lennysmith8851]

This guy has a bachelor’s in biology? Mmmmmmmmm doubt. Maybe from the ken ham college of creationism

[@Chief-Solarize]

Or the mysterious school Dr Hovind graduated from

[@ciprianpopa1503]

That would be the Ham butcher shop.

[@atheistsfightclub6684]

He might have an ology from a mail order 'university' in telling Bi blokes to quit it with men and stick to women, but that'd be about the only biology i'd believe he ever studied.

[@damianedwards2327]

God is the existence of Love. We all acknowledge Love exists.

[@lennysmith8851]

Damian Edwards i genuinely can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic 😂😂 i pray to the god I don’t believe in that you are

[@HappyDoesYoutube]

" that guy is a murderer" " do you have evidence?" " well if you see him murder someone then you will know he's a murderer"

[@idealtruthwanted3964]

We Know That GOD Is The ONLY One Who Can Create Life, Just Like We Know That Person Y Is The ONLY Person Who Could Have Killed Person Z.

[@georgecrompton8663]

But in this case there is no evidence that a murder took place or that there is a murderer

[@TheTruthKiwi]

@@idealtruthwanted3964 We don't even know if god exists as all you have is faith and faith is not a good pathway to truth.

[@dragonmaster6982]

@@idealtruthwanted3964 you don’t tho. God could’ve done it, Vishnu could’ve, or Allah could’ve. Murders often have multiple suspects and we use evidence to figure out who did it. However there is no tangible evidence of god that we can say for sure was his doing.

[@jabbawaffle6346]

Love it... "I don't understand how a single cell organism can evolve into a human... therefore evolution is wrong!" Precious.

[@dryfox11]

“I’m not sure how a jet engine works… therefore planes aren’t real!” Same vibe, lol

[@scotwells7573]

“I don’t believe the scriptures therefore God doesn’t exist.” Same vibe.

[@RoiGBoi]

@@scotwells7573 Yeah except that one is completely acceptable

[@tasmarkou5681]

​@dryfox11 but you wouldn't say s jet engine crested itself over along period of time either

[@aemiliadelroba4022]

This is an alarming case ! There are people out there who really believe they are “ saved “ and others are all false because they believe differently! This will have a negative impact on society as a whole and will impede progress.😮 😮

[@johndavid4831]

"Just fake it, everyone does"...sounds like the definition of faith. Wasted way to much time on Patrick's bull.

[@alvallac2171]

*too

[@turpentinevoncankersore4519]

"oh this is precious" lol Like a two year old trying to rebuild a jet engine

[@foilhattiest1]

"I have absolute and irrefutable evidence for God!" "Cool, what is it?" "Hala bala fafa mawa fofo kaka baba wala dodo!" :o

[@coreybuckley485]

Uuuuh what

[@Black_bird7_7]

@@coreybuckley485 The caller's first claim of gods existence was that someone spoke tongues once, therefore god did it.

[@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg]

See? He was right! 😜

[@davidskeeterskeeter1835]

FoilHattiest 😂😂😂. Fucking Mint,! 👏👏👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@chadrasmussen6127]

Lol

[@lauriesoper4056]

If Patrick were a defense attorney for innocent people, they would all go to prison for life. There is no way he has a BSc in anything. He probably did not finish high school.

[@blissfuldj7627]

Patrick never played an ace attorney game

[@101perspective]

"I'm rubbing off on you." "Don't do that on the show." That made me laugh out loud.

[@johndank2209]

i don't get it, why did matt replied this way??

[@alanthomson1227]

@@johndank2209 haha

[@johndank2209]

@@alanthomson1227 what?

[@phoenixfire8226]

i lost my shit

[@zeroglitch5463]

@@johndank2209 it's a joke about pleasuring oneself.

[@tmikeb28]

Why do people who understand the least, seem to want to debate the most?

[@hippegast12]

Because they think they know better than everyone else.

[@dmcblooddevil]

Because their minds have never been changed. So they think they can never lose. What they have cemented in their mind feels like something that's simply obvious, despite anything to the contrary.

[@rosiebanks5618]

Dunning kruger

[@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg]

Because they're stupid

[@markrymanowski719]

Evidence?

[@yosephberhan7158]

Matt: *makes a good point that shows the flaw in the callers logic* Caller: "Let me ask you this..."

[@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN]

I HAVE PROOF FOR GOD IT IS CALLED THE SHROUD OF TURIN

[@RT-ko5hl]

Wow. Your patience was incredible. Still waiting for him to explain his point !

[@richdandanell2911]

Almost every word out of Patrick's mouth was either dishonest or deceitful . Typical christian tactic when defending their god claims .

[@davids11131113]

That’s why his real name is Eric Lounsbery a totally dishonest punkass bitch.

[@mistylover2082]

@@davids11131113 think the religious believers are still getting dumber and more dangerous as generations go by. The religious believers desperately want to spread stupidity to the next generation.

[@richdandanell2911]

@@mistylover2082 Yes ......... This is what happens when generations of religious people believe their mythology is more important then reason logic evidence education and honesty . Lets hope mankind grows out of religion before it plunges us all back into a dark age .

[@mistylover2082]

@@richdandanell2911 🙂👍

[@mistylover2082]

@@johnkramer2349 says the religious zombie who follows a gay GOD who loves him. Prove him 😆 you people are hopeless without your magic man in the sky. Grow up sheep.

[@mr.nobody9697]

I absolutely love. I mean absolutely LOVE!!! when someone says they have "irrefutable proof" of gods existence. Hilarity always ensues.

[@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN]

I HAVE PROOF FOR GOD IT IS CALLED THE SHROUD OF TURIN

[@mr.nobody9697]

@@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN 🤣😂🤣😂

[@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN]

@@mr.nobody9697 refute it

[@mr.nobody9697]

​@@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN I thought you were joking. Thats your proof of god? The shroud of Turin? There is no possible way you are serious. Nah, you have to be trolling me because this would be the absolute dumbest "proof of god" ive ever come across.

[@UMAKEMESMILESWACKIN]

@@mr.nobody9697 atheist does not believe the supernatural so explain to me the shroud

[@DanA-id1gl]

I'm very concerned about this country's future if that guy is actually getting his master's in biology.

[@baileymoran8585]

I’m pretty sure he’s at a christian college.

[@pinteranna6754]

hahaaaaaaaa...that is a good one

[@jarilaaksonen2530]

Dan A everybody outside US is.

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Your country is soo screwed ......................

[@trejt]

He's Dutch, not American. I've heard that accent so many times it is obvious.

[@wirenutt57]

I'm shocked you let him Gish Gallop you for 15 minutes.

[@BlGGESTBROTHER]

Eric: "I've been baptized." Caller: "In JESUS'S NAME?!?!" God, these people are so primitive in their thinking that it's almost funny.

[@carril54]

The famous baptists who don't believe in baptism. Quote from their leader "oh, it's just a name"

[@louiscyfer6944]

Big Brother he didn't say that. he said "in jesus name? if he said jesus' name, he would have to pronounce it different. what is sad that even matt said it wrong, and so does every preacher and christian. apparently possesive doesn't apply to jesus.

[@darksoul479]

Don't be too hard on them, religion is some weird shit. I was stuck in that quicksand for 40 years before I woke up.

[@rawr70101]

@@louiscyfer6944 Not that it doesn't apply to Jesus names, but all names that end with S. It's a commom issue that people seem to pick their favourite lazy corrections for and stick with. 'Jesus... Jesuses? Jesusi, clearly its Jesui'

[@idealtruthwanted3964]

You Are Primitive.

[@peccatz9717]

Brain... hurt... Also.... biology degree??? Where????

[@davidh5020]

he bought it online

[@ritawing1064]

Harvard?🤣😂

[@ZapperguyLOL]

Like Eric said, "Upstairs Biology College". Hi everybody!

[@meloveAi]

@@godsservant8969 Wait, that was you? The caller?

[@davidh5020]

@@meloveAi You mean the liar.

[@vikrim1]

This caller demonstrates the fundamental root cause for why people want to believe in a personal god...a fear that death is the end. They simply can’t accept that in the grand scheme of the cosmos they’re not special, and that the party is over after they die. It’s juvenile.

[@x00p3]

They're afraid of death, and afraid of life too. They're comforted with the idea their skydad is watching over them in this life and helping them through difficult times.

[@warpdriveby]

"I have IRREFUTABLE evidence dorfhumdooblers is the best toothpaste of all time!" "what's the evidence" "Here are 4 different wrappers that it comes in, see?"

[@astev52]

creationist's arguments basically boil down to the following:- Evolution is wrong therefore magic man in the sky dunnit, we win by default.

[@mattjindrak]

That's right! Magic man did it!

[@terencejay8845]

My Mother's second husband was a retired Bishop. He was perfectly OK with me being an atheist. No issue. He even advanced his own belief that a number of Ministers, Reverends, Vicars no longer had 'Faith' but they carried on and accepted they had a job to do.

[@calvinlong1265]

Having to explain why I'm LMAO to my co-workers, priceless!!!

[@tryingtobefairandobjective3480]

I was a Pentecostal. The pastor spoke in tongues at my church. The next day he tried to stick his tongue in my aunt's mouth. Now I get the "tongue" thing.

[@cyoul8trallygatr549]

"I have irrefutable evidence for God" ends in delirious BS ... Oh, what a surprise .... 🙄

[@w.c.orielly9059]

"I'm rubbing off on you"....." Don't do that on the show"..😂😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

[@bofelden8433]

Host, "Patrick did you fucking lose your mind?" Patrick, "Absolutely!"

[@stripedhyenuh]

Favorite part was when he started accurately describing No True Scotsman and then suddenly started saying nonsensical shit mid-sentence

[@tmbarry]

Best episode ever