Is Afghanistan Really the Graveyard of Empires? (Short Animated Documentary)

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Afghanistan is sometimes referred to as the Graveyard of Empires but just how accurate is that reputation? To find out, watch this short and simple animated history documentary.
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@HistoryMatters
@HistoryMatters 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin decided to include the last twenty seconds of the video this time. Which was nice of them.
@TonyAnimatesStuff
@TonyAnimatesStuff 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@FilmSkylar
@FilmSkylar 3 жыл бұрын
Oh okay
@LoLFlop
@LoLFlop 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sammybeaver9130
@sammybeaver9130 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin, ruining my notifications 1 video at a time
@vaclaurus3545
@vaclaurus3545 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@the_potatoborn
@the_potatoborn 2 жыл бұрын
Well this aged very well, bless the algorithm's sense of humour
@Azulakayes
@Azulakayes 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, here just after the Taliban got into the presidential palace. Afghanistan was too hard for the US as well and NATO, I wonder if Russia will laugh at them during the next UNSC.
@25fpslagger81
@25fpslagger81 2 жыл бұрын
"humor" yeah people get raped is humor
@martinogbuigwe7813
@martinogbuigwe7813 2 жыл бұрын
Cant really blame the US for this one. They spent 20 years training and arming the Afghans. I guess they didn’t want their freedom as badly as the US thought they did
@thesauce1682
@thesauce1682 2 жыл бұрын
@@25fpslagger81 Lmao, this guy think taliban rape woman. Rape in America is the same thing in Afghanistan.
@naenae669
@naenae669 2 жыл бұрын
@@thesauce1682 well America doesn't behead people.
@rowengarcia3852
@rowengarcia3852 3 жыл бұрын
He fixed it, who else remembered when the only supporter was James bisonette
@zavionlingo7000
@zavionlingo7000 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought he did it on purpose 😂
@akaJughead
@akaJughead 3 жыл бұрын
I miss Partyboiko
@O_Tade
@O_Tade 3 жыл бұрын
@@akaJughead what about Danny Melony?
@tombblades
@tombblades 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was having deja vu but then I got to the end.
@Pyrykala
@Pyrykala 3 жыл бұрын
Those were the days
@andrewg3196
@andrewg3196 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's more useful to see failed Afghanistan occupations as a symptom of a declining empire rather than a cause.
@R4in46
@R4in46 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, an empire in its Peak would have no problem occupying Afghanistan
@RADIT-ip3eq
@RADIT-ip3eq 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps
@Magnulus76
@Magnulus76 2 жыл бұрын
Bingo. Divided national policy lead to divided war effort, which ultimately doomed the American project in Afghanistan.
@Osterochse
@Osterochse 2 жыл бұрын
considering the united states, I'd say that the withdrawal is a sign for the strength of the USA. The united states was smart enough to withdraw after 20 years and didn't fight until the end. They noticed that this is just a waste of time and money. In other words the USA always remained sane enough to not make decisions that would lead to their ultimate defeat. The USA lost a bit of her face because of Afghanistan. But ultimately it cuts its losses and keeps gong its way now. This is a clear sign that the USA will remain a superpower for probably the next 200 years. The opponents of the USA who watch this video will soon notice that the end of US-domination is very far away and you will have to deal with that.
@user-pc7ef5sb6x
@user-pc7ef5sb6x 2 жыл бұрын
@@Osterochse The Americans withdraw means the government is broke. Collapse is coming soon.
@moinakbhattacharya878
@moinakbhattacharya878 2 жыл бұрын
Actually it is very difficult to conquer a nation where the concept of "nation" is diminished. It is essentially a geographical area with a set of tribesmen living in their own terms.
@amazingamx1255
@amazingamx1255 2 жыл бұрын
Now non-Afghans know more about Afghanistan that actual Afghan
@moinakbhattacharya878
@moinakbhattacharya878 2 жыл бұрын
@@amazingamx1255 I am not talking about Afghan food, the statements are specific to socio-political situation.
@jakecommonty2042
@jakecommonty2042 2 жыл бұрын
Nation is defined as: “a large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular country or territory.” Afghanistan fits into that category.
@moinakbhattacharya878
@moinakbhattacharya878 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakecommonty2042 And how many years the history should span? ummm... 50 years? 10 years? or 2000 years? When you time travel through history you will see everything in Afghanistan is different - in terms of every dimension you mentioned - descent, culture, language.
@shonenjumpmagneto
@shonenjumpmagneto 2 жыл бұрын
It's like telling Switzerland to defend the very idea of a country at the UN 100 Years from now when people wknder why states even exist... They'd be the 1st country to be inhabitable non-state territory if they could be. Always fascinated me how differently The Swiss see the concept of a country & the thought that by no means is 1 framework the only form they take
@YourVintageStick
@YourVintageStick 3 жыл бұрын
It’s more like the soap bar of empires, you can’t keep a hold of it
@ungusbungus2486
@ungusbungus2486 3 жыл бұрын
That seems better
@animalanimal7939
@animalanimal7939 3 жыл бұрын
Same for farts.
@codymills2393
@codymills2393 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha funny
@funnyclips4550
@funnyclips4550 3 жыл бұрын
@@animalanimal7939 haha
@mirzaaslam1878
@mirzaaslam1878 2 жыл бұрын
True
@vladimiralexanderlagos1477
@vladimiralexanderlagos1477 2 жыл бұрын
Afghanistan is not the graveyard of empires, it is just the graveyard of imperial ideas of trying to make it into something else. The Persians tried to make it Persian, but didn't stick. The British tried to make it a happy commonwealth colony, but it didn't. The Soviets tried to make it into a communist utopia, but it didn't, and the Americans tried to make it into a capitalist democracy, which, fun fact... they didn't.
@UnstoppableEmpire
@UnstoppableEmpire 2 жыл бұрын
I mean it will be capitalist still.
@game_developer_7382
@game_developer_7382 2 жыл бұрын
But this is the same as the cemetery of empires. For example, after the USSR-Afghan war, the USSR enters and splits. Why? Because all the countries occupied by the USSR saw the weakness of the USSR and all the countries decided to leave the USSR. And now the whole world does not trust the power of the USA as before because of the war lost in Afghanistan and this will cause big problems in the future and it has already appeared. Russia invaded Ukraine. Because Russia now looks down on America. And now that they see America's true weakness. The graveyard of empires does not mean that that empire is gone forever. In other words, because they could not reach their goals and for the Afghanistan they are dead and suffered heavy losses and fled from there. And these empires are cemeteries for Afghanistan. But these empires may exist outside Afghanistan, but they died in Afghanistan. I hope you understand what I mean.
@Vivenk88
@Vivenk88 2 жыл бұрын
@@game_developer_7382 The Greeks, the Mauryans, Mongols conquered Afghanistan and held it. In modern history, the British ruled Afghanistan too. Islamic empires invaded and established themselves in Afghanistan too (which is why Afghanistan is Islamic today).
@marufkhelfaredkhan7670
@marufkhelfaredkhan7670 2 жыл бұрын
@Shah Lomyon mountain ⛰ for fight 💪 and also afghan always ready for fight 💪
@Sakrya818
@Sakrya818 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vivenk88 British never rule Afghanistan even in Second Afghan Anglo war.
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 2 жыл бұрын
Famous last words: "This war will be quick and easy"
@rune.theocracy
@rune.theocracy 2 жыл бұрын
"We'll be home by Christmas!"
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 2 жыл бұрын
@@rune.theocracy See they never said which Christmas you'll be home for and in what state of being. That's how they get ya.
@Roach18
@Roach18 2 ай бұрын
"You will be home before the leaves fall from the trees."
@cringefairy2687
@cringefairy2687 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought that the "Graveyard of Empires" was called that because invading empires would collapse, but because because invading empires would suffer heavy, heavy losses while failing to conquer it.
@localman7017
@localman7017 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like that’s only true for the Brits and Ruskies. And for the Brits it’s not even really true since they only lost the first time and the second time they had no trouble conquering it and installing a puppet ruler. The Umayyads, Safavids, Mughals, Mongols, Seljuks, Achaemenids, etc. all did fine there. And not only did Alexander the Great conquer it, Greco-Bactria was also the last remnant of his empire to fall.
@npc3758
@npc3758 3 жыл бұрын
No Afganisthan suffered way more lose agaisnt pretty much every empire even US. It's not graveyard of empjre, it's itself a. Graveyard.
@KashanA
@KashanA 3 жыл бұрын
You guys are forgetting afghans only have AK 47, nowadays its much harder to fight without technology, the USSR suffered much more due to the technology being supplied to them by Americans.
@LuisBrito-ly1ko
@LuisBrito-ly1ko 3 жыл бұрын
@toki hiko Yeah, counting opium overdose and veteran suicides. How non-biased of you
@thesmuggest6680
@thesmuggest6680 3 жыл бұрын
@toki hiko the thing about the Taliban and every other terrorist group is, even when they're dead you wouldn't know if he was civilian or combatant.
@roadhouse6999
@roadhouse6999 3 жыл бұрын
"It's been fairly easy to conquer, and has been conquered many times, but holding onto it is another matter entirely." If you look at the way the U.S.'s war in Afghanistan has evolved since 2001, that's all too true.
@AlfaGiuliaQV
@AlfaGiuliaQV 3 жыл бұрын
They now join the club of humiliation together with the brits and the russians. Who will be next in line to get shafted by mujahedin?
@jome2284
@jome2284 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlfaGiuliaQV Probably China, if they're really intent with their "Belt and Road Initiative". Otherwise terrorists will keep derailing Chinese ambitions to achieve continental hegemony over commerce and trade in Asia.
@boomwizardyt7228
@boomwizardyt7228 3 жыл бұрын
@@jome2284 China really underestimating the power of Afghanistan war lords. They will fight until the bitter end
@mirzahamzabaig5667
@mirzahamzabaig5667 3 жыл бұрын
@@jome2284 I believe they are using Afghans to complete their deals and making amends with Taliban as well...
@haseebbek3300
@haseebbek3300 3 жыл бұрын
You can't control it
@Stormchoirs
@Stormchoirs 2 жыл бұрын
Look at the events in Afghanistan today. History repeats itself.
@rayh6118
@rayh6118 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for the us to split into 12 different pieces
@Stormchoirs
@Stormchoirs 2 жыл бұрын
@@rayh6118 that could actual be a good thing.
@Dylan-bc2po
@Dylan-bc2po 2 жыл бұрын
@@Stormchoirs no it wouldn't.
@sergeantsharkseant
@sergeantsharkseant 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dylan-bc2po well kinda One the one hand The US is bad on as it is very imperialistic on the other hand Russia and especially China are way worse
@Dylan-bc2po
@Dylan-bc2po 2 жыл бұрын
@@sergeantsharkseant if we let USA balkanise we are all dead. Just saying. China will take Taiwan, massacre hong Kong, invade Vietnam. North Korea will invade the south. Russia will take Ukraine and the Baltics. Iran will clash with turkey. It would be chaos. Atleast with USA they won't do that, atleast not for a while.
@ernestoglez6725
@ernestoglez6725 2 жыл бұрын
"We sought physical attrition; our opponents aimed for our psychological exhaustion. In the process we lost sight of one of the cardinal maxims of guerrilla war: the guerrilla wins if he does not lose. The conventional army loses if it does not win." - Henry Kissinger
@randomobserver8168
@randomobserver8168 2 жыл бұрын
Kissinger probably understood that his maxim applies best to modern industrial states operating as popular democracies. And, to some extent, tottering tyrannies losing public consent. A surprisingly large number of societies historically have seen conventional armies sustain centuries of warfare against sporadically rebelling peoples.
@dickmonkey-king1271
@dickmonkey-king1271 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe western nations need to learn how to operate as guerrilla armies. You put US and UK special forces in the Afghanistan and you can cause huge problems for the Taliban without huge expense.
@apollo1694
@apollo1694 2 жыл бұрын
The guerilla army loses if it doesn't pussy out in tunnels for 20 years not fighting
@lalehiandeity1649
@lalehiandeity1649 2 жыл бұрын
@@dickmonkey-king1271 Western armies have proven to fundamentally underestimate the importance of stratagem over technology.
@psychokinrazalon
@psychokinrazalon 2 жыл бұрын
@@apollo1694 Do whatever it takes to win the war.
@chrisg4305
@chrisg4305 3 жыл бұрын
James Bisonette received the ransom and finally allowed HM to include the other sponsors
@Diamondman164
@Diamondman164 3 жыл бұрын
And now he will simply reinvest all the ransom back into HM as patronage
@jamesbissonette8002
@jamesbissonette8002 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a vicious cycle
@bread5460
@bread5460 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbissonette8002 Holy shit, it’s James Bissonette
@jlmc3447
@jlmc3447 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbissonette8002 king
@josephstalin133
@josephstalin133 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbissonette8002 oh my goodness, it's the legend himself!
@red_falcon
@red_falcon 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows James bisonette but everyone forgets Kelly moneymaker...
@CallieMasters5000
@CallieMasters5000 3 жыл бұрын
Spinning 3 Plates, Oink Oink and Copper Tone disagree.
@ecurewitz
@ecurewitz 3 жыл бұрын
well, she is nowhere near as memorable as James Bissonette
@stevenchoza6391
@stevenchoza6391 3 жыл бұрын
And Moe... I remember when his name was last and some about how HM said it was funny to me.
@bernietea
@bernietea 3 жыл бұрын
And Charles I
@jonmcgee6987
@jonmcgee6987 3 жыл бұрын
I see once again no mention of The Pastry Section.
@cow_tools_
@cow_tools_ 2 жыл бұрын
Who's watching this again today, when America has officially lost (according to its long term goals), and the Taliban have taken full control.
@ernestoglez6725
@ernestoglez6725 2 жыл бұрын
The guerrilla wins if he does not lose. The conventional army loses if it does not win
@harrisonofcolorado8886
@harrisonofcolorado8886 2 жыл бұрын
I am, even Biden himself said that Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires.
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын
Their goals was to topple the regime and kill BL. They succeeded there. The long term goal was added later. This is like saying the US lost the Korea war because the North was not taken.
@juanmola2000
@juanmola2000 2 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM The regime they toppled has just got back into power, and the -organization I cant name so the comment isnt deleted- is still active and operating, just under new leadership that has been there from the beggining too... How on earth is that a sucess in any way?
@antiochus87
@antiochus87 2 жыл бұрын
@@ernestoglez6725 No, you fail to understand, but so did the US. Or maybe they just didn't care about anything but how much they could squeeze from the country. There are more to wars that simply military. The US needed to establish a stable and trustworthy alternative that didn't appear like just a puppet. With all their money and apparent know-how they just funded warlords and encouraged corruption. Then they killed indiscriminately with drones and negotiated with the Taliban without involving the Afghan government. The Taliban leader who looks like he's going to take over was in a Pakistani prison until the Americans made them release him, to try to make the Taliban "partners in peace". Is it any surprise that the government lacked credibility and their enemies could recruit so easily? You could even say this is a "victory" for the US, as it was of their making. They just betrayed everyone and everything they supposedly stood for to achieve it. This will have worse repercussions than Vietnam.
@27GT3
@27GT3 Жыл бұрын
Alexander the Great letter to his mother about Afghanistan: I am involved in the land of a Leonine' (lion-like) and brave people, where every foot of the ground is like a wall of steel, confronting my soldier. You have brought only one Alexander into the world, but every mother in this land has brought an Alexander in the world.
@cliodeo
@cliodeo 3 жыл бұрын
Next episode: How James Bissonette's coup d'etat failed within a few hours.
@makutas-v261
@makutas-v261 3 жыл бұрын
"Well, kind of"
@slewone4905
@slewone4905 3 жыл бұрын
All loyalist!!! We must rally for our Lord, Emperor James Bissonette. Duke of Spinnign three plates is trying to take over the empire.
@beratopcu8474
@beratopcu8474 3 жыл бұрын
Who is James Bissonatte?
@cliodeo
@cliodeo 3 жыл бұрын
@@beratopcu8474 HERESY!
@beratopcu8474
@beratopcu8474 3 жыл бұрын
@@cliodeo what the hell is heresy?
@lavaknight3682
@lavaknight3682 3 жыл бұрын
I’m disappointed, History Matters. James Bisonette was *clearly* in the right eating all the other patrons!
@RodolfoGaming
@RodolfoGaming 3 жыл бұрын
PRECISELY
@leonardofranzinribeiro4220
@leonardofranzinribeiro4220 3 жыл бұрын
James bizonette will annex all other patreons, and later, humanity. All Will become James bizonette
@Manuel-gu9ls
@Manuel-gu9ls 3 жыл бұрын
In the end of the video it’s James Bisonette
@mshaqed2538
@mshaqed2538 3 жыл бұрын
The Jamesian empire of Bissonettea will rise above the competition, and shall rule humanity using it's god emperor's endless fortune.
@fleetwoodcraic4235
@fleetwoodcraic4235 3 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t James Bisonette,the largest of the patrons,not simply eat the others?
@simoneranieri5010
@simoneranieri5010 2 жыл бұрын
Afghanistan: i'm the graveyard of empires Vietnam: *finally a good opponet*
@seanbrummfield448
@seanbrummfield448 2 жыл бұрын
Vietnam was under multiple empires. You can't claim them to be that.
@funnyclips4550
@funnyclips4550 2 жыл бұрын
@@seanbrummfield448 afganistan also
@seanbrummfield448
@seanbrummfield448 2 жыл бұрын
@@funnyclips4550 Not really. At some points in history, Afghanistan, or at least their region has stood alone.
@jerryeskridge4798
@jerryeskridge4798 2 жыл бұрын
1. The British Empire. 19th century 2. The Soviet Union. 20th century 3 The United States of America. 21st century.
@ProjectEkerTest33
@ProjectEkerTest33 2 жыл бұрын
Let's see if China want to have a go in 22nd century.
@rayh6118
@rayh6118 2 жыл бұрын
@@ProjectEkerTest33 and iran 2300s
@persimmon93
@persimmon93 2 жыл бұрын
It's kinda like "only an American can rule America." Only an Afghan can rule Afghanistan. Or at least a Muslim.
@edwelndiobel1567
@edwelndiobel1567 2 жыл бұрын
Its just that Aphganistan just isnt that important. And the US got osama bin laden so the missions over. Still they shouldnt have bailed like a bunch of sheep running from a loud noise.
@persimmon93
@persimmon93 2 жыл бұрын
@@edwelndiobel1567 so the US is suppose to stay for another 20 years?? Gtfo of here.
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell it is the graveyard of empires when even History Matters was forced to take the video down about Afghanistan
@azazel688
@azazel688 3 жыл бұрын
Afghanistan comin in guns blazing.
@matthewbadley5063
@matthewbadley5063 3 жыл бұрын
Afghanistan to become graveyard of youtube channels?
@EatMyShortsAU
@EatMyShortsAU 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Britain, USSR and now the USA all got their asses handed to them after they invaded.
@greenkoopa
@greenkoopa 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jerikrazik4707
@jerikrazik4707 3 жыл бұрын
USSR gor manhandled I guess they corrupted a generation with vodka (hadief) Britian conquered all afganistan for longer than Jerusalem was a kingdom and the USA had a 50 to one ratio in kills with the population suffering mightily when the terrorists took up spots in towns making each town push them to the mountains. to this day Afganistan stands free which shouldn't have happened due to all the factors against it. Also they lost like 20% of their population to migration and fled. The Germans in particular were so deadly they nearly killed the Drug trade making pakistan ask the US when the term of duty was the Germans would go home. Almost all of the Polish forces came home alive and the British accomplished all their objectives in a 1/3rd of the time. If we wage war for regime change know we will always go home, then how do we know if it succeeds. If the attacks dont make news and the regime stands...... so USA crushed Afganistan
@O_Tade
@O_Tade 3 жыл бұрын
Only legends will remember that once James Bizonette became the only patreon
@maniac7466
@maniac7466 3 жыл бұрын
ye man
@Zantides
@Zantides 3 жыл бұрын
I always quit at jame so didn't even notice the first time lmao.
@Robert399
@Robert399 3 жыл бұрын
Initially he was the only patron wasn't he?
@sam08g16
@sam08g16 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he is the only patreon of our hearts
@Blefiz
@Blefiz 3 жыл бұрын
@@Robert399 Nope, he was the only mentioned verbally, Christian S. Trenk was mentioned in written.
@nickseebruch8720
@nickseebruch8720 2 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to this channel. It clicks with me. I appreciate the effort put into the research, the topics which are sometimes lesser known facts of history, the animated presentation, and of course, the humour. Great work History Matters!
@morepower1415
@morepower1415 2 жыл бұрын
Now that US has withdrew in Afghanistan, let's put them in the list already.
@Seriona1
@Seriona1 2 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean? All foreign nations have to withdraw unless the annex.
@pleudumes
@pleudumes 2 жыл бұрын
In 40 years, China is going to invade Afeghanistan and the cycle repeats
@thewolfofswingthat2035
@thewolfofswingthat2035 2 жыл бұрын
@@pleudumes china is more likely to pay their way out of everything
@arijitmondal9637
@arijitmondal9637 2 жыл бұрын
@alias moose it doesn't necessarily mean that US will fall like USSR. This much can happen in upcoming decades that the USA's conventional military prowess will be deeply suppressed by missile loving nations like china
@jakobkristensensandvik5588
@jakobkristensensandvik5588 2 жыл бұрын
@@Seriona1 They withdrew without having completed their goal or defeated the enemy.
@patchworkfellow4262
@patchworkfellow4262 3 жыл бұрын
1:14 _“This war will be over by Christmas!”_ *Y’know, I feel like I’ve heard this before...*
@gamer42go21
@gamer42go21 3 жыл бұрын
Looooll
@Wolfeson28
@Wolfeson28 3 жыл бұрын
In fairness, it would have been a new idea at the time. :)
@user-bz1mz7su6r
@user-bz1mz7su6r 3 жыл бұрын
Enemy at the gates?
@Lusitanean
@Lusitanean 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-bz1mz7su6r French and German soldiers mobilizing for WWI.
@joma5721
@joma5721 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lusitanean and WWII
@jlshel42
@jlshel42 3 жыл бұрын
"Over by Christmas": phrases from history that make me nervous
@harrisonofcolorado8886
@harrisonofcolorado8886 2 жыл бұрын
If you say,"the war will be over by Christmas" then it drags on longer. The more you say it, the more it drags on.
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 Same for "it won't go over budget"
@imlivingunderyourbed7845
@imlivingunderyourbed7845 2 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM "The unsinkable " Seriously, these phrases should just die already.
@cyclonegames9215
@cyclonegames9215 2 жыл бұрын
This video aged like a fine wine. God bless the algorithm.
@federicomauri6208
@federicomauri6208 2 жыл бұрын
I try to understand if it's a good or a bad thing.
@When_did_they_add_handles
@When_did_they_add_handles 2 жыл бұрын
"Afghanistan is fairly easy to conquer, stop being weak" - History Matters
@thetruth3405
@thetruth3405 2 жыл бұрын
Easy to conquer But hard to hold
@a.ortega4505
@a.ortega4505 2 жыл бұрын
U can't control a country but never their people
@plummye005
@plummye005 3 жыл бұрын
"We're sorry James, but Kellymoneymaker offered us a deal we simply couldn't refuse" - History Matters
@sam08g16
@sam08g16 3 жыл бұрын
Also, Spinning Three Plates threatened to drop one of them
@slewone4905
@slewone4905 3 жыл бұрын
So, it is Treason!!!!!
@njb1126
@njb1126 3 жыл бұрын
@@slewone4905 patreon will decide your fate...
@cianseeck8917
@cianseeck8917 3 жыл бұрын
@@njb1126 I am the patreon
@njb1126
@njb1126 3 жыл бұрын
@@cianseeck8917 not yet
@kiwisncream3778
@kiwisncream3778 3 жыл бұрын
"But fun fact, no." best quote ever.
@dusk6159
@dusk6159 3 жыл бұрын
Especially if used to confute and disprove a famed myth and cherry picked glory like the one of the ''tomb of empires'' when referring to Afghanistan even, of all countries.
@warpcore9681
@warpcore9681 3 жыл бұрын
The wit of a guillotine.
@risannd
@risannd 2 жыл бұрын
It ages well.
@Phonixrmf
@Phonixrmf 2 жыл бұрын
Britain ✅ Soviet ✅ USA ✅ Afghanistan (Republic) ✅ Afghanistan (Emirate) China Rusia WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
@DelPiero10x1991
@DelPiero10x1991 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot Alexander the Great and Genghis Kahn
@mastermaseeh5949
@mastermaseeh5949 3 ай бұрын
Afghanistan did not exist back then ​@@DelPiero10x1991
@secret5816
@secret5816 3 жыл бұрын
2:35 when the USSR collapses but there is no glass splintering sound - my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@stulog
@stulog 3 жыл бұрын
From now on, when countries fall apart you should totally get a breaking-glass sound effect in there!
@skeetrix5577
@skeetrix5577 3 жыл бұрын
laziness on full display
@LowTiertoji
@LowTiertoji 3 жыл бұрын
@@skeetrix5577 how is it lazy
@MrWaffle-
@MrWaffle- 2 жыл бұрын
Good
@MonsieurDean
@MonsieurDean 3 жыл бұрын
(doesn't even watch video) Of course, no country stands a chance against the great state of West Virginia.
@chiarosuburekeni9325
@chiarosuburekeni9325 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Afghanistan's panhandle is soo jarring, like both of west Virginia's
@theemperororsomethingidont6897
@theemperororsomethingidont6897 3 жыл бұрын
Damn looks like every history fan boy watches the same videos
@doug814
@doug814 3 жыл бұрын
Go make a mars video. You know the one.....
@Cybernaut551
@Cybernaut551 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed, not even the dead CSA.
@Cpt_Boony_Hat
@Cpt_Boony_Hat 3 жыл бұрын
As a current West Virginian there is another. Wyoming
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised youtube didn't put his on trending already. It will certainly start recommending it.
@nitroraptor5316
@nitroraptor5316 2 жыл бұрын
Me, realizing that the US just lost in Afghanistan: Aww shit, hear we go again
@spinning_ice1487
@spinning_ice1487 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, they didn't, they just withdrew because the 20 years is done.
@nitroraptor5316
@nitroraptor5316 2 жыл бұрын
Spinning_ice we absolutely lost, Biden is going to leave people behind, and we didn’t achieve our goal of eliminating the Taliban.
@spinning_ice1487
@spinning_ice1487 2 жыл бұрын
@@nitroraptor5316 Well yea, you're right. We fought for 20 years against the Taliban and nothing happened, but we didn't totally lose to the Taliban, we just withdrew because our 20 years is done.
@lalehiandeity1649
@lalehiandeity1649 2 жыл бұрын
@@spinning_ice1487 Retreat is a defeat condition.
@spinning_ice1487
@spinning_ice1487 2 жыл бұрын
@@lalehiandeity1649 Do you even know why US helped Afghanistan?
@relix7373
@relix7373 3 жыл бұрын
Me an American: starts sweating
@Real-1
@Real-1 3 жыл бұрын
@عبدالرحمن yeah but he has private mercenaries there so it ain't changing anything
@casper6405
@casper6405 3 жыл бұрын
The Netherlands already left we knew it would be a lost cause
@stc2828
@stc2828 3 жыл бұрын
USSR collapsed 2 years after withdraw, so the clock is ticking.
@JayConnor1989
@JayConnor1989 3 жыл бұрын
@@Real-1 they aint gonna do shit afghan troops are already surrendering to taliban rn
@Kludgzenjammer
@Kludgzenjammer 3 жыл бұрын
@@Real-1 Preach the good word
@piercepayumo4212
@piercepayumo4212 3 жыл бұрын
America: (Begins the War on Terror.) (Years Later) America: (nervous) "Uh..."
@thomasdavis4818
@thomasdavis4818 3 жыл бұрын
Key words is years later. And at what cost. That is why those empires collapsed after invading or part of the reason. They just keep fighting and fighting and fighting and fighting, etc....
@freshfrozen3035
@freshfrozen3035 3 жыл бұрын
Laugh at America club, Based in Cambridge And Kabul
@suspicioususer
@suspicioususer 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, American hemogeny is here to stay
@Jay-qb9gi
@Jay-qb9gi 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but America isn’t like other old empires, we will stay.
@tameenhaque2285
@tameenhaque2285 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jay-qb9gi For them opium and hashish.
@dutchministryofdefence604
@dutchministryofdefence604 2 жыл бұрын
this may need a update
@gagandeepsinghgrewal6032
@gagandeepsinghgrewal6032 6 ай бұрын
Well now USA is added to the list as well(2023)
@Quareque
@Quareque 6 ай бұрын
US still exist.
@crimson6397
@crimson6397 6 ай бұрын
@@Quareque Yeah and our influence is rapidly fading. China is expected to the be the world's next superpower. Time will tell if the "American Empire" will last.
@TheGreatLiberator1209
@TheGreatLiberator1209 3 жыл бұрын
The Empire also has its own "Afghanistan", it's called Tatooine.
@azazel688
@azazel688 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the landscape of Tatooine look pretty similar to that of Afghanistan, the deserts and mountains. Not sure about who the Taliban are though, the Jawas or the Tusken Raiders?
@TheGreatLiberator1209
@TheGreatLiberator1209 3 жыл бұрын
@@azazel688 I can care less about Tatooine. It's located in the Outer Rim territories. Why bother? It'll be a waste of resources. Edit: About*
@azazel688
@azazel688 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreatLiberator1209 had the Empire left them alone, maybe the Tusken wouldn’t have been so hostile, they could just enjoy their endless deserts and brood on their banthas all day.
@supremturtle4491
@supremturtle4491 3 жыл бұрын
Should’ve been the Death Star’s first target.
@TheGreatLiberator1209
@TheGreatLiberator1209 3 жыл бұрын
@@supremturtle4491 agreed, it's a graveyard of it's own and a paradise for bandits and terrorists and other barbaric creatures. Tatooine should've been first, Alderaan second.
@philipkornstein
@philipkornstein 3 жыл бұрын
Your telling me James bissonette isn't the only patreon member?
@nqh4393
@nqh4393 3 жыл бұрын
You're*
@ehansalman8461
@ehansalman8461 3 жыл бұрын
@Big Guy Y’oure
@The_Gerry_Man
@The_Gerry_Man 3 жыл бұрын
@@ehansalman8461 y'o'u'r'e
@Shuja_Khyber
@Shuja_Khyber 3 жыл бұрын
@@The_Gerry_Man y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡’͜͡’͜͡r͜͡e͜͡
@sam08g16
@sam08g16 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shuja_Khyber Yer'
@aasimkhalid3754
@aasimkhalid3754 2 жыл бұрын
America: *sweats anxiety*
@thebestingame3197
@thebestingame3197 2 жыл бұрын
SEASON 1 : Bri'sh SEASON 2 : USSR SEASON 3 : UNCLE SAM SEASON 4 : CHI..?
@violenceisfun991
@violenceisfun991 2 жыл бұрын
Nks
@ashleyburns6752
@ashleyburns6752 3 жыл бұрын
All empires die from within, outside factors are important, but not the determining factor.
@wannabedal-adx458
@wannabedal-adx458 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin: "I'll cut this video short so that Patrons do not get recognized!!" James Bisonette: "There can be ONLY ONE!!"
@Blue5wirl
@Blue5wirl 2 жыл бұрын
"Holding on to it was another matter entirely" could be the subtitle of any book about any empire.
@samuel....986
@samuel....986 2 жыл бұрын
The KZbin recommended it to me right now damn
@samuel....986
@samuel....986 2 жыл бұрын
...
@appleslover
@appleslover 3 жыл бұрын
More like *" the BACKyard of Empires "*
@AshGamer007
@AshGamer007 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@firstnamelastname.7749
@firstnamelastname.7749 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda true. It was the backyard of persian, indian, and other center asian empires
@Nietabs
@Nietabs 3 жыл бұрын
a
@grangermontag1824
@grangermontag1824 3 жыл бұрын
Nioce
@eatinsomtin9984
@eatinsomtin9984 3 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname.7749 indian? Indians never conqurered afghanistan lol. Its the opposite
@WarriorPoet01
@WarriorPoet01 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never viewed the term “graveyard of empires” as the idea that empires collapsed due to failed military/political engagements in Afghanistan. Rather, to me it meant that this is where empires sent armies/soldiers to die.
@cattysplat
@cattysplat 11 ай бұрын
Afghanistan: "Don't try it empire, I have the high ground!" Empire: "You underestimate my power..." Narrator: "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."
@Mur76ad70
@Mur76ad70 2 жыл бұрын
Peace be upon you. Greetings from the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan from Afghanistan. Greetings to all of you. My message to the world. Who wants good relations with us, we Afghans are welcome. Or whoever wants to approach our country or occupy it, we will bury him there as we buried Britain, the Russians and America. We are a nation that loves death as you love life. Our nation, our religion, Islam is number one, our dignity, freedom and honor number two, so we are 40 years old fighting for the independence of our country and the freedom of our nation. No one plays with us Afghans because he will regret it
@knightornstein5902
@knightornstein5902 2 жыл бұрын
Oh algorithm, for a bunch of code you sure have a sense of humor.
@jeanlannes4375
@jeanlannes4375 3 жыл бұрын
I would say Russia deserves the title of graveyard of empires more as it was Russia who ended Napoleons and Hitlers Empire
@RodolfoGaming
@RodolfoGaming 3 жыл бұрын
ehm more like Napoleon and Hitler shotthemselves in the foot by invading Russia when they didn't have to
@alexjsj3313
@alexjsj3313 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget King Charles the 7th of Sweden
@sackeshi
@sackeshi 3 жыл бұрын
Only because Hitler split the troops Moscow would have fallen.
@themouthofsauron7550
@themouthofsauron7550 3 жыл бұрын
The Mongols made pretty easy work of it. Poland and Napoleonic France both captured Moscow as well.
@azazel688
@azazel688 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it would be fair to call Russia a graveyard of empires because it was it’s own empire and quite a large one at that, hence why it wouldn’t really fit them very well.
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 3 жыл бұрын
UK, and USSR: maybe we should leave Afghanistan be. USA: “We’re going in and we’ll be there for twenty years (at least)!
@shadowlord1418
@shadowlord1418 3 жыл бұрын
We will leave when we win
@Ancaryvan
@Ancaryvan 3 жыл бұрын
Then comes USA citizens selected Trump as President then RUIN EVERYTHING... Blessing Biden picking up pieces.
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 3 жыл бұрын
@@shadowlord1418 and when exactly will that be? Face it, we lost when we invaded Iraq and diverted too much resources away from Afghanistan.
@nera_kit4566
@nera_kit4566 3 жыл бұрын
@@joermnyc dude why even invade Afghanistan USA suck every he war is good
@grondhero
@grondhero 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ancaryvan Are you on drugs? That's the stupidest comment on this video.
@rorronoazorro6107
@rorronoazorro6107 Жыл бұрын
You doing an amazing job sir.. please continue
@cadhiyemurshid9569
@cadhiyemurshid9569 2 жыл бұрын
who is here after taliban just seized KABUL and the US totally evacuated. surely Afghanistan yet again proved they are the graveyard of empires.
@highcouncil1302
@highcouncil1302 2 жыл бұрын
Not really
@operez6519
@operez6519 2 жыл бұрын
Did you not watch the video or just posted for attention?
@cow_tools_
@cow_tools_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@operez6519 It's the graveyard of Empires in that their dreams and soldiers go there to die for nothing, not necessarily that it causes the Empire to collapse.
@operez6519
@operez6519 2 жыл бұрын
@@cow_tools_ That can be said in just about anywhere where a war was lost
@cow_tools_
@cow_tools_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@operez6519 In strategy game terms, 'Afghanistan' would be synonymous with 'Max Difficulty'.
@812gingerable
@812gingerable 3 жыл бұрын
James Bizzonnette personally paid for the last 20 seconds to recognise his fellow patrons
@PHONGNguyen-fz6pq
@PHONGNguyen-fz6pq 3 жыл бұрын
Afganistan: graveyard of empires Vietnam: i can see
@leptismagna9424
@leptismagna9424 2 жыл бұрын
So that means how much time left for USA?
@deprogramm
@deprogramm 2 жыл бұрын
It won’t effect the USA just as it didn’t effect anyone
@Dante.-
@Dante.- 2 жыл бұрын
Well Britain still exist
@yep416
@yep416 2 жыл бұрын
the most helpful video for my homework project i have watched. thank youuu
@FaStTurdle
@FaStTurdle 3 жыл бұрын
The way this man explains history is wonderful.
@14thbattlegroupcommander
@14thbattlegroupcommander 3 жыл бұрын
Rome/byzantium: oh THEY are the graveyard of empires huh? Rome/byzantium: **pulls out commically large list** **clears throat** Macedon, seleucids, egypt, etruria, carthage, pontus, bosporan kingdom, epirus , parthia, palmyrian empire(rebels), gaulic empire(rebels)×2, huns(to some extent), bulgarian empire, vandal kingdom, gothic italy, sultanate of rum, latin empire
@jreiland07
@jreiland07 3 жыл бұрын
The Byzantines are seriously an underrated empire considering their population center was at the confluence of three continents and they somehow managed to survive ten centuries.
@alphagamer9505
@alphagamer9505 3 жыл бұрын
@@jreiland07 15 centuries, there is no such thing as a byzantine empire, that was the Roman empire
@user-to2yk7jy6e
@user-to2yk7jy6e 3 жыл бұрын
@@alphagamer9505 Do you count it as a Roman until the 4th Crusade, or until the Fall of Constantinople in 1453? Because the ERE was roman absolutely for sure up until the 4th Crusade and it was debatable after the Palaiologos restoration.
@akronym4439
@akronym4439 3 жыл бұрын
@@jreiland07 Byzantines saved Europe multiple times. Its a shame that the crusaders destroyed the capital...
@14thbattlegroupcommander
@14thbattlegroupcommander 3 жыл бұрын
@@akronym4439 "why let the sacking of the greatest cristhian city get in the way of a good crusade"
@keno1069
@keno1069 Жыл бұрын
Very interesting. Thanks for posting.
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins 2 жыл бұрын
man this didn't age well, wait no it did
@CallieMasters5000
@CallieMasters5000 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but is Afghanistan the Empire of Graveyards? (Seriously, lots of people have been killed there.)
@Chris14_
@Chris14_ 3 жыл бұрын
don't
@theanglo-lithuanian1768
@theanglo-lithuanian1768 3 жыл бұрын
Its more like the graveyard of.... Pretty much everyone.
@eatinsomtin9984
@eatinsomtin9984 3 жыл бұрын
@@theanglo-lithuanian1768 Lithuanians are very nice
@markuskane7280
@markuskane7280 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh, way to be edgy and have an original opinion
@atalbarak2543
@atalbarak2543 3 жыл бұрын
While in fight with pakhtuns in arachosia (now kandahar) and said, I am involved in the land of leonine (lion-like) and brave people, where every foot of the ground is like a well of steel, confronting my soldiers. You have brought only one son into the world but everyone in this land can be called an Alexander. ​ "Alexander The Great" This is a letter Alexander himself wrote to his mother, you can check it in google too. here is a difference between invading and conquering. No one ever conquered it. It was allowed to rule their own area and make their own rules for giving some 🪙 or resources to the invaders. Alexander didn't lose the amount of the troops in his all campaigns than he lost just fighting Backtrians ( today's Pashtoon, Pakhtoon, Pathan, Batan....). . Same was with Mongol and other empires. It was left to rule as they wish and like.
@itsblitz4437
@itsblitz4437 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you finally found a chance to cover the topic of Afghanistan.
@ImJotaroKujo
@ImJotaroKujo 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a huge trap for superpowers 😂 For 21 years, the US has spent $2.26 trillion on this war. All for them to get fully encircled in 2 weeks.
@antiochus87
@antiochus87 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if instead they'd just divided that money between the Afghan population, or spent it on infrastructure. I seriously doubt it would have cost so much blood.
@alexblackhills4752
@alexblackhills4752 2 жыл бұрын
@@antiochus87 They did give money to the government, and infraestructure was built. The same is happening with Palestine and North Korea, the USA sends them help every year.
@antiochus87
@antiochus87 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexblackhills4752 Where do you think most of that money actually went though? As for North Korea and Palestine, those are two totally different situations so not comparable in how directly connected the US was/is involved.
@alexblackhills4752
@alexblackhills4752 2 жыл бұрын
@@antiochus87 Where the money goes is not America's responsibility. The fact is America and other Western countries have been helping other nations for some time. People just don't know about it because the leaders of these nations don't want to give credit to the West. The Taliban themselves refused help from the UN in 1900's and let over 100.000 people starve to death.
@antiochus87
@antiochus87 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexblackhills4752 So if you spend money on something, you don't care where it goes? Maybe this situation wouldn't have happened if the US did care more. Of course it's the US responsibility when the money goes towards bribes to warlords that undermine the supposed state they they claimed they were trying to build. In fact that's an ironic claim considering how in much of the world the US wields its economic clout as a club to batter critics in the Global South into submission, and forcing them to meet their demands to support the US' corporate interests. Lots of this money comes with demands attached. But we should also distinguish between countries that are occupied and countries that are at least nominally independent. As for the Taliban, I assume you mean the 1990s. That is in line with what I'd expect from them, but I wouldn't include the now-deceased US-supported Afghan government or Palestine (occupied by Israel) with the likes of Taliban Afghanistan or North Korea.
@gayfroggo
@gayfroggo 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks youtube reccomendations, very cool
@jadilzoca4971
@jadilzoca4971 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen this one this one is a classic
@jakecommonty2042
@jakecommonty2042 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up.
@anttibjorklund1869
@anttibjorklund1869 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakecommonty2042 Stop being rude.
@nickmcgargill6216
@nickmcgargill6216 3 жыл бұрын
*"I am the Channel."* -James Bissonnette Any form of opposition to his supremacy is treason then.
@njb1126
@njb1126 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin: in the name of patreon and all its HM channel members your wealth is confiscated mr bissonette James: are you threatening me KZbin? YT: history matters will decide your fate James: I AM HISTORY MATTERS YT: Not yet James: it’s treason then...
@corv3007
@corv3007 3 жыл бұрын
@@njb1126 James:"pulls out credit card"
@njb1126
@njb1126 3 жыл бұрын
@@corv3007 money talks
@TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776
@TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776 2 жыл бұрын
0:10 😐 Well…….. it’s was a good 240yr run
@kaizersolze
@kaizersolze 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the update to this one...
@thommunistmanifesto
@thommunistmanifesto 3 жыл бұрын
1:44 The dude on the left lost his arm
@LOrco_
@LOrco_ 3 жыл бұрын
Only the OGs will remember the first upload of this video
@akiamini4006
@akiamini4006 3 жыл бұрын
Real nice explanations thanks
@ahmedahm1
@ahmedahm1 2 жыл бұрын
Add the US of A please to this animation.
@Reymon_Of_Reymega_life
@Reymon_Of_Reymega_life 2 жыл бұрын
And NATO
@LahtariFIN
@LahtariFIN 3 жыл бұрын
A bit suprised to see an animated version of the Finnish painting "The Wounded Angel" by Hugo Simberg there at the end. Having been independent for only a 100 years, we are a bit lacking in the "famous historical painters" -departement. When asked about historical figures in Finnish culture, Sibelius is usually the only one foreigners are able to mention. But well done, and your animated version does the original painting justice :)
@RealGestumblindi
@RealGestumblindi 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm a foreigner (Swiss), and off the top of my head, I can at least mention Sibelius, Mannerheim, Paavo Nurmi, and Alvar Aalto. Oh, and some other composers than Sibelius, such as Kaija Saariaho, Kalevi Aho, or Aulis Sallinen, but that's probably not typical for a Swiss, I'm just particularly interested in classical music :-)
@abdullahabu6439
@abdullahabu6439 3 жыл бұрын
I love the breaking glass sound effect everytime he mentions the fall of Empires
@rcfrantzen7290
@rcfrantzen7290 2 жыл бұрын
Love the graph of "Success over Time"!!
@notfunnydidntlaugh4504
@notfunnydidntlaugh4504 2 жыл бұрын
I've already watched this, but the algorithm is... funny like that.
@jm-dv7tl
@jm-dv7tl 3 жыл бұрын
0:28 I know how large the Mongol Empire is but I just loved this part
@arturkarpinski164
@arturkarpinski164 3 жыл бұрын
Even Alexander the Great was humbled by that region, he took a wife there to make peace!!!!
@funnyclips4550
@funnyclips4550 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist:he invaded because he wanted a girl from that region
@ismailsafi2755
@ismailsafi2755 3 жыл бұрын
@@funnyclips4550 Did he win?
@rameenaayan3248
@rameenaayan3248 2 жыл бұрын
@@funnyclips4550 how to get a gf? Google: Tinder ad Bing: Invade Afghanistan
@sowdha79
@sowdha79 2 жыл бұрын
@@rameenaayan3248 ok man that is seriously dark humour......
@rajrathore2
@rajrathore2 2 жыл бұрын
What about Chandragupta ?
@philcollinson328
@philcollinson328 Жыл бұрын
I love the fast historical facts...but it's the expressions and signs of the cartoon characters make these vids very, very special.
@randomstuff8149
@randomstuff8149 2 жыл бұрын
This aged well...
@AlteryxGaming
@AlteryxGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Reupload for the patreons at the end? Edit: Yup
@carloscampo9119
@carloscampo9119 3 жыл бұрын
Every single History Matters video makes life better.
@DeHeld8
@DeHeld8 3 жыл бұрын
Let's hope, despite the explanation in this video, the US-Empire dies soon enough though. Maybe the PRC can then invade and then also have their empire die.
@Koupip
@Koupip 2 жыл бұрын
this entire video can be sumerised with the simple sentence "no one gets killed in a graveyard"
@CG-yq2xy
@CG-yq2xy 3 жыл бұрын
The answer to this question (in a paraphrased way) is sort of. Many empires did conquer the region but a close study of the place shows that this form of 'conquest' was basically paying/appointing a local representative to being their vassal and basically leaving them to their own affairs only to call on them in case of serious strife. That's what the Persians, Turkic empires and later on the British did; after the last ones learned the hard way. Any direct rule by foreigners resulted in well, you all know the Soviet and American experience. As far as I can recall only really two people broke that pattern, Alexander the Great (who married into the region) and the Mongols (who had to convert to Islam, after marrying into the region). So yeah.
@atalbarak2543
@atalbarak2543 3 жыл бұрын
While in fight with pakhtuns in arachosia (now kandahar) and said, I am involved in the land of leonine (lion-like) and brave people, where every foot of the ground is like a well of steel, confronting my soldiers. You have brought only one son into the world but everyone in this land can be called an Alexander. ​ "Alexander The Great" This is a letter Alexander himself wrote to his mother, you can check it in google too. here is a difference between invading and conquering. No one ever conquered it. It was allowed to rule their own area and make their own rules for giving some 🪙 or resources to the invaders. Alexander didn't lose the amount of the troops in his all campaigns than he lost just fighting Backtrians ( today's Pashtoon, Pakhtoon, Pathan, Batan....). . Same was with Mongol and other empires. It was left to rule as they wish and like.
@aksmex2576
@aksmex2576 3 жыл бұрын
The British paid Afghanistan money to be it's protectorate. While Indian princes had to pay tribute to the British. That says alot. And after ww1 Afghanistan started a war to win it's independence off of Britain, which arguably hurt it because they lost alot of revenue and lost good relations with Britain which is fairly important, considering how large UK was after ww1.
@LuisBrito-ly1ko
@LuisBrito-ly1ko 3 жыл бұрын
The US didn’t want to directly rule Afghanistan. What the fuck 😂
@KaiserMattTygore927
@KaiserMattTygore927 3 жыл бұрын
@@LuisBrito-ly1ko we have a million bases over there.
@kabulipalaulecker6928
@kabulipalaulecker6928 3 жыл бұрын
@@LuisBrito-ly1ko the soldiers acted arrogant you don't do that to an afghan without consequences.
@TonyAnimatesStuff
@TonyAnimatesStuff 3 жыл бұрын
Reupload?
@arandomperson3015
@arandomperson3015 2 жыл бұрын
We are going to need a updated version soon
@kate1138
@kate1138 2 жыл бұрын
I love your Gorbachev, very easy to identify :)
@Numba003
@Numba003 3 жыл бұрын
That sash at 1:18 is gold lol. Stay well out there everybody, and God bless you friends.😊
@darthvader4977
@darthvader4977 3 жыл бұрын
Real ones know that this is a re-upload.
@njb1126
@njb1126 2 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this I’ve enjoyed a series of lecture I found here on KZbin about Afghanistan by a professor named Thomas barfield
@ericcarson4513
@ericcarson4513 2 жыл бұрын
Feels appropriate to rewatch this today.
@jasonshoesmith467
@jasonshoesmith467 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I'm not the only one who enjoys hearing the patreon shoutouts. I do though enjoy the history content
@persononyoutube8666
@persononyoutube8666 3 жыл бұрын
The reign of James Bizonette as the only Patreon is over, may the rest rise to the occasion!
@safiullahshah4848
@safiullahshah4848 2 жыл бұрын
It has not become graveyard of empires but Graveyard of its own people sadly...
@dwillbecancelledsoon4086
@dwillbecancelledsoon4086 2 жыл бұрын
Any people that invent something like bacha bazi is hard to feel sorry for.
@buckshot6481
@buckshot6481 Жыл бұрын
Fascinating sense of humor by YT !
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