Is Brat TV Actually That Bad? (yeah kinda)

[@incoureart4599]

As someone who writes as a hobby, I’d describe writing less as “dancing for the soul” and more as “Crying in my room at 3am while I desperately type something that’s probably going to make no sense in the morning” and “I just spent 30 minutes reading an article about how toad are poisonous because I wanted to know what animals live in swamps”

[@bellepatterson1171]

I relate to this so bad lol

[@warriorwolvez]

as someone who has several poems published and is finishing her Creative Writing degree and actively working on a book - this is painfully accurate and i am having war flashbacks just reading it

[@nyan2317]

Oh dude stop you're giving me PTSD

[@0hpossum]

As someone who edits for a living, I can guarantee the 3 am ramblings of most writers make absolutely no sense to a normal, sober, adult human. I have worked with two people whose 3 am drafts make more sense than their 3 pm drafts. Granted, I worked those two people during my “beta-reader for fanfic authors” phase. And I’ve just realized that I am rambling at 3 am, and as such am a massive hypocrite. Regardless, farewell, and happy writings to you, friends. I must sleep.

[@luxziie]

For me, it's having no inspiration throughout the day except for a few random times a week at 1 AM and by the time I have my laptop and document open, the inspiration is gone.

[@pieternauwelaerts9001]

They should have just recorded the whole thing vertically in tik tok

[@Timeward76]

My dude my highschool csi ripoff with scenes filmed in vertical has better plot than this

[@shawndevlin2680]

666 likes fitting

[@zeroc7865]

@@Timeward76 Let's get that series where kids turn into investigators looking into the sudden fog and disappearances - Wait

[@zeroc7865]

@@neptunespierrot I remember watching a gay guy with yellow eyes on TV while staying up late last night. He was naked.

[@lawoftsunami]

@@zeroc7865 but we already know who the culprit is :thinking:

[@paninihead4662]

as a writer, I can rightfully say that we often stare at the screen for 3 hours and only write 20 words

[@christiancolon8748]

That how I did my essay for high school

[@astraightfemalewhodoesntma674]

If i had to write for a essay in high school that would be me 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@sheenpailovesu7841]

Yup, relatable.

[@JackedThor-so]

I'm less that and more "writes something I like in the moment and then reread it later to find it looks like a wattpad fanfic" kind of writer.

[@angelambrosia6397]

As a writer I confirm this

[@pippip4911]

I cant get over that the kid has a memorial and he isnt even dead

[@cassualtea2040]

maybe the entire school was in on it and had a plan in action to off him in the hospital while throwing off the "mystery club" just for funzies.

[@bonnieshenton9426]

@@cassualtea2040 no the protagonist poisned him and then he got hit by chandelier and in preparation for his inevitable death they set up the memorial ahead of time

[@whyareallmynamestaken1382]

@@bonnieshenton9426 Why would you set it up ahead of time? People are bound to notice there's a memorial before he's even actually hurt. And if he didn't die (which he is exactly what happened) then having a memorial is strange and if someone saw you putting it up blame can immediately be put to you becusde how else would you know this kid would die soon? That's so fucking stupid

[@Lucifersfursona]

A jaystation burial Slapdash graves for the living For some reason.

[@elafimilo8199]

Presumably the story originally had him dying, but someone late in the game said it was too intense or silly or pat and should be something else.

[@Tszabrakkin]

yes, depressed aussie librarian jesus has blessed us again

[@curaidh7739]

the seacond coming of jesus is ment to have white hair and breasts

[@tiacat11]

@@curaidh7739 Eh, give him 50 years.

[@stevekujo8716]

i love how it's universally excepted that anyone with a beard and past chin length hair on the internet is instantly jesus

[@tiacat11]

@@stevekujo8716 past chin length *brown hair. That's the kicker.

[@sandr6769]

he's not depressed, he's just disappointed

[@thisnightsrevels9605]

Is it even a Kappa video at this point if he doesn't take any possible chance to detail how aggressively he hates kids

[@leeloominai3332]

It’s a staple of his brand

[@edouard9687]

And well thought out

[@zeroc7865]

I personally think all kids are demons, and they all prove my point.

[@leeloominai3332]

@@zeroc7865 not all kids but if you they are under the age of 12 and have unrestricted internet access they do tend to be dicks

[@zeroc7865]

@@leeloominai3332 I'm an uncle to a 6 year old that likes to physically attack people for fun and runs into other yards without listening to us, and fights us every single time he doesn't get any form of his way. Fight me.

[@bearbumxx2600]

July 4th is an American holiday used to sell more America to America

[@zeroc7865]

And it works every time.

[@noahdomingo1162]

@@zeroc7865 I mean it's literally worked for about a hundred years sooooo

[@concentratedrefrigerator2791]

I am American can confirm

[@hayhayluxray]

Bruh no

[@korinnichi8311]

@@hayhayluxray you cannot argue with facts

[@despairchanpu4700]

Well, Jesus was a healer, so him becoming a doctor would make sense.

[@sammygecko_]

More like a mystic healer that hospitals call for on special occasions (many controversies have come from this. There’s only so many miracles the son of a god can preform)

[@statix2261]

well now its got 69 likes, My hands are tied

[@Cacciatoredizombie]

Also the doc coat makes him swoll

[@Kamharam]

Technically he was a carpenter

[@doookiv8796]

I wouldn't classify him as a cleric, more like lawful good warlock or paladin

[@nera9526]

“If I bend these knees, they’re not coming back up.” That genuinely made me laugh. Thanks for the new content

[@filmecritic9124]

honestly i love how private and inconsistent kappa is with his online presence. makes me a lot more excited for the next appearance

[@yarrowyeen7641]

Sad homeless librarian takes me into his house and brands me as his own

[@rosaduva]

NanoSquid big brain🧠😳

[@autisticrabi5296]

@@rosaduva He lives under a bridge, obviously

[@sammygecko_]

Still homeless because what he lives in is a den, a cave carved into the side of a tree that digs into the ground. The myths were true.

[@sandr6769]

>Sad homeless librarian takes me home and brands me as his own home is where your heart is - and it RYHMEs now, so don't thank me

[@vizthex]

hot

[@chunkicholde]

When I first heard him say chicken girls, I instantly imagined a whole school full of the chicken from chicken little. I require assistance. Please help.

[@stacy62101]

No no you’re normal everyone else is weird

[@adrianomaly1760]

I mean same tho

[@blueluna8920]

SAME

[@nonymouswisp8176]

Hope that did not make you CHICKEN out

[@MinatheRaichu]

Could be worse. Could be the chickens from Chicken Run

[@Sho-ty9yl]

I know you need to read books and tell people to shut up but you can't just forget us in your basement like that

[@zeroc7865]

Tell him to let me out, I peed on his stripper pole.

[@dooldlerouo2685]

I feel like you could pull off a very convincing Qui-Gon Jinn cosplay.

[@Emeraldkyber]

He could tho

[@irbiswirbis]

wait he's not actually qui-gon jinn 🙀🙀😿

[@Emeraldkyber]

@@irbiswirbis no a cosplay

[@tiacat11]

You deserve a like just for likening him to someone besides Jesus or a librarian.

[@kamyarazarmehri5120]

@@tiacat11 well qui Gon is literally space Jesus 😂

[@Rain_MG]

Jesus, no!, stop it, you can't turn all water in the hospital into wine

[@zeroc7865]

Haha, religion powers go brrrr

[@ADHDandD]

Oh no the IV bags

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

@@ADHDandD we're having fun tonight

[@Ilovemaskedmen585]

“If I bend these knees there not coming back up” *cries in old lady*

[@cherriski]

Take a shot everytime you see a comment call Kappa Jesus or a librarian.

[@milkmondays7282]

im not trying to die

[@thechillsadist]

69th like. I have finally accomplished somthing meaningful

[@ethanmurray5001]

I would, but you see, I value my liver

[@studioama4196]

Or depressed librarian (I see one with this one, yeah)

[@MinatheRaichu]

@@milkmondays7282 I am

[@alissaluchianova3442]

i CaNt BeLiEvE tHeY lEt JeSuS bEcOmE a DoCtOr

[@zeroc7865]

He recently cured my ligma

[@sergeantheavyass3471]

@@zeroc7865 whats joe?

[@zeroc7865]

@@sergeantheavyass3471 Louisiana

[@sergeantheavyass3471]

@@zeroc7865 ok thanks

[@binderstonkeyes7172]

The Wrenchineer joe balls

[@victorzahler6175]

The last time i was this early i still had hope for yandere simulator

[@victorzahler6175]

@Hassan Khan exactly

[@sacrificethembuns9589]

Grass?

[@harrylane4]

@@numberonesouthparklover where did he steal the grass from?

[@notatroll7128]

@@harrylane4 Probably minecraft.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i mean pretty much all of yandevs accounts got hacked so maybe someone can add osana into the game

[@lokimemes4694]

Chicken Girls names its characters like Yandere-Dev

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

Ah yes. My favorite side character, chicken noodle soup

[@vv6ut]

Maybe it’s just me but I’d like love to see kappa review riverdale and the absolute train wreck that is season 4

[@goatman4479]

That would be very entertaining

[@adeer87]

Where do I sign?

[@trashpanda9925]

and when the world needed him most ..... he came back oh shit

[@adeer87]

Nice pfp

[@agisuru]

So you're telling me that the theater/crime show displays roughly the same type of investigative work as real cops

[@emsterachu]

it always hits me like a truck when i suddenly recognize ace attorney music in the background i forget other people who are NOT talking about ace attorney suddenly reference ace attorney

[@nejdalej]

"Writing is like dancing for the soul" Truer words have never been spoken. It's expressive and fun, but also exhausting if you do it for too long.

[@wediasbu1571]

It's my favorite depressed librarian!

[@cinderheartmeow6032]

ad- You’re not just having a BaBy in a pandemic you’re having a BaBy... No, no i’m not. I know I just turned eighteen but that doesn’t mean you have to throw pampers adds at me like ima have a full baby any day now, jeez.

[@irbiswirbis]

hunny im a minor and yt ads give me beer commercials constantly you aren't alone

[@cinderheartmeow6032]

AKindOfBreadArts - I keep getting huggies adds even though i’ve asked not to be shown the add several times and honestly i’m feeling a little attacked.

[@CarrotConsumer]

I got ads for depends for seniors.

[@mirela1894]

Did we ask for this?

[@littlearies3862]

I was researching reasons for a period to last longer/shorter than a week once and other period stuff, and I got nothing but condom ads for forever.

[@chaosmeetspeace994]

You are an icon. That’s all I have to say. Also, can I check out that book back there?

[@mr.dr.kaiser4912]

Never been this early to watch the homeless Librarian Goblin.

[@elizard4850]

neither have I :)

[@twobearshighfiving8474]

neither have i

[@pancakeboi2960]

Why is this so accurate?

[@NewWaveEnthusiast]

Same.

[@flavorfulsoups]

Neither have I

[@rike1775]

The kids detective work in "Stage fright" could be equated to Kogoro Mōris detective prowess... Taking one piece of evidence and running with it, accusing one person after another.

[@Generik97]

I personally think the cannon ending for all of those shows should just be a tactical nuclear strike on Attaway.

[@facundotorres175]

I rather think of them as prequels to "The mist"

[@dantemaquiavelli9039]

My galaxy brain tells me when Kappa Kaiju reaches 300K subscribers he'll just write a three over the t-shirt and sell them again. Trust me, I'm an asshole with bad grammar.

[@Josuh]

how did i even clicked on this video? I swear to god this video just played the moment i picked up my phone, i'm scared, frightened even

[@Acquaintance6336]

Scared, Potter?

[@adeer87]

Lucky

[@dariusdrew7427]

Kappa has taken control of your phone

[@Josuh]

@@dariusdrew7427 He has taken control over my entire existence at this point

[@drago3036]

If your screen is as screwed up as mine, the this is natural TuT

[@GodlessCog]

I wanna put "keys are confusing and writing is hard" on a shirt.

[@pidg_]

Mmmmm yes, yet another show about teenagers doing teenage things that teenagers do. Because we need more of that in this over-saturated industry.

[@BalooDumptruck]

i'll take that over what we have now

[@ahero4357]

I'm liking that P5 music in the background.

[@SvenskNova]

God damn I love Persona 5 music.

[@fynnkelly5543]

this channel should be called 'man-bun and the mullet: the movie'

[@sammygecko_]

That is not a mullet but a glorious mane. Imagining him with a mullet... I cannot comprehend it ((And don’t man buns typically have an under shave? Or does having your hair up in a bun as a man qualify??))

[@fynnkelly5543]

@@sammygecko_ hello u r gay goodbye?!

[@Bob-bs9ok]

@@fynnkelly5543 da fuq

[@irbiswirbis]

@@fynnkelly5543 gay ≠ dumb/bad stappit

[@IronicallyAlive]

11:50 Excuse me why is that 12 year old dressed like a very snobby old woman?

[@edythehart]

"thats right....get dunked on children. I hate you" my favourite line from this movie

[@Helixneek]

When I heard the name "Attaway General", I immediately thought of our messiah, Charlie

[@thedarkcat7484]

"It's not very good" Time saved k thanx bye

[@aaa2470]

I'm so used to the Australian accent that I didn't notice you were an Aussie until I saw someone in the comments pointing it out

[@klg9549]

I got really paranoid when you said the colour grading was so bright, like "It doesn't look that ba--" then you revealed you'd softened everything

[@kaydwessie296]

Every time I think I should buy a mic stand, I watch one of your videos and realize how much I love you just awkwardly holding your mic

[@ppverysoftdemerutis5502]

Listens to the background music: Persona fans: 👁👄👁

[@durante-no10]

wwhere have u been,,, been searching all along

[@adamnajami4902]

First thing I noticed was beneath the mask haha

[@Hotaruuu_321]

Lol Me too it was an instant connection

[@BenSi10]

Love the use of P5 Music throughout this vid. Actually drew in a sharp breath when the vid started bc "Beneath the Mask" is a super important song to me. Fits the mood great here!

[@katetaylor1993]

Hi, I'm a new viewer. I love the way you talk about things, and I think this video is a great step in the right direction because it's not commentary on youtube beef. This and your video on Onision's awful book are my favorites. I will be joining The Boys, because I want to see more and I hope you'll do commentary on things outside of youtube :)

[@lulubun1027]

The only thing i gotta say is that, as a cheerleader it makes sense for dancers to become cheerleaders especially at a varsity level (hs and uni) as a lot of dancer actually do join their uni/hs teams but like it doesn't make a lot of sense with the season structures so i get what ur saying. idk just a personal like gripe i had idk im insane hehe. considering watching the season to see what kinda cheer they do and if its actually any good... considering the tumble sequence u showed in ur vid.....probably not....

[@aTaryum]

5:45 "Rhyme" the noun oh I caught that reference

[@sparklingraine]

The World Ends With You right?

[@alexanderinoa7850]

I can't believe they let Jesus became a doc-- Oh god he's outside my door, send help.

[@BurritoGlasses]

Last time I was this early I was disappointed Osana wasnt realeased

[@pac_rby]

"People don't just naturally become Orange" *Trump Sweating Profusely*

[@Abingott]

not too hard tho, the spray tan will come off

[@ourinterface7077]

uploaded: 1 minute ago comments: full that what I wanna see for my boi

[@K.Marie119]

Ah yes, we always let high school students run codes, especially in the ER. Nevermind the people who have been training for years. Sorry, but that "medical drama" is about as unbelievable as a drama can get.

[@Milkmouse1966]

(Hearing "The Fragrance of Dark Coffee" in the background is such a trip)

[@insertname717]

Me: away from my laptop playing persona 5 listening to the video Kappa: I got you plays persona 5 music in the background

[@__8120]

7:55 why does a zoomed in picture of a face with the caption ">when yeah" make me fucking double over and burst into hysterical laughter

[@hateasuka]

It’s wild how many youtubers I watch use persona music, never noticed it till recently when I played p5r...

[@elnidodelfenix8200]

i know this isnt relevant but the background music at 14:40 is my favorite song in any game ever (godot's theme/fragrance of dark coffee from ace attorney) and as soon as it started playing i zoned out listening to it

[@saltysoap4963]

Oh wow, I didn’t know that they let Jesus become a doctor. COME AT ME KAPPA

[@ianduarte1992]

so how did jesus become a doctor? are you going to hurt me now? i have a whip if you need...

[@_gremlinboy]

Your delivery of some of the lines in this video is 🙌 unparalleled

[@aaronshifty4083]

If you want a short TV show on a KZbin channel that actually isn’t trash I’d suggest Crypt TV, it’s horror but the effects are good and I enjoyed myself watching it.

[@AlexErcoli]

Every time you upload I'm reminded of why you're my favourite content creator :) and it doesn't matter if it's every day or once a year, it's always worth the wait!

[@Persephone01]

I just dont know how you get through these, you are a legend. The music 😍 As someone who loves writing, I just stare into the corner of my room and slowly cry when trying to make the plot make sense because its confusing to everyone except for me.

[@jonathanj9028]

00:10 "The thing you've all been thinking" That's persona music.

[@Samlolol]

Nobody: penguinz0 watchers: TIKTOK HOSPITAL TIKTOK HOSPITAL TIKTOK HOSPITAL

[@lilag3468]

thank you for gracing us with your presence on a day that celebrates such atrocities

[@itsanapricot4545]

0:42 I don’t know whether or not that “where have you been” being timed with the music was a coincidence but assuming it was intentional, Wow I love this channel more than did already

[@SaltyShale]

Playing P5R while listening to this was trippy when the P5 OST popped in.

[@sparklingraine]

I stg I had flashbacks to morgana whining in the schoolbag

[@Floris_VI]

It feels like everything in these shows was made by people that never got feedback on any of their work but are still naturally allright at what they're doing

[@randomisonline]

I've never seen a video where Kappa has his hair down before, so I never realized how long it is. Kappa Kaiju be styling!

[@cyrus2395]

I was like, "Oh? What's Brat TV, never heard of it" and then I saw Attaway General and I was like "oh shit I'm so happy now"

[@hebaelhariry]

0:01 Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie a man after midniiight 🎶🎶🎶 Abba if you know, you know

[@ehumphrey]

I absolutely love the use of the Persona 5 soundtrack throughout this, especially at 6:15

[@Degenerate04]

Are we maybe gonna get a video on the r/YandereSim hacking and generally recent events surrounding yandev. Even if we don't that'c cool. I love your content man and am happy to see another upload. Keep up the good work!

[@cokezeromedia5305]

NoobBoi $3000 dollars up in smoke lol

[@zcritten]

What happened?

[@Anverdechel]

@@zcritten someone who goes by "Null" (cant remember who they were) hacked into alex's account and banned r/yandere_sim's moderators (including mulberry) so now that there's no one to keep the sub its filled with trolls

[@zcritten]

@@Anverdechel oof lmao, well I gotta go check this dumpster fire out

[@sammygecko_]

I’m trying to not get sucked into this addicting drama so I’ve just been rewatching Kappas video(s) whenever I somewhat forget them. The only catch is that I get more depressed whenever I watch because it really feels hopeless. Should just leave him alone, inform the genuinely misinformed, watch from afar... it’s pointless to change him or the speed. Whatever he (Alex) wants, goes

[@Timeward76]

The CSI ripoff my highschool class made as a forensics project which had basically no budget and scenes filmed on phones exclusively (and sometimes on vertical) had a better plot than the theaterkids thing here.

[@steel8231]

When a show or game seems to have bad characters, it's usually the writers before it's the actor's fault.

[@thedenseone6443]

7:45 This is the most Oblivion ass conversation I’ve seen in my life

[@Naeryaa]

Lol, the thumbnail is pure art.

[@Ironpecker]

I can't believe this was just 3 months ago! I love you kappa kaiju and I don't you stressing too hard about, I'll still appreciate you

[@Angelsattie]

They're out here casting TikTokers in shows, why would anyone expect then to be decent?

[@QJ89]

When Charlie/PenguinZ0 gives 'Hallaway Hospital' a ringing ensorsement, you know you're in for something good.

[@bfranklin69]

Just got the first Texas casino commercial I've ever seen in my life. They must be pretty desperate. "When you're ready to live your life again, we're ready and open."

[@jake11270]

How can someone come across awkward and charismatic at the same time? Cause he’s doing that.

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"If I bend these knees, they're not coming back up" ah yes the ol' quarentine mood

[@Wiley902]

Wow when did Jesus become a phychologist

[@goatman4479]

I don't know but it's great

[@irbiswirbis]

psychologist* ^-^

[@LaserThemTheGirl]

8:45 Man the Resident Evil 4 Remake looking hella lit

[@literallyredacted1934]

I appreciate the persona 5 music in the background

[@pukacekuma5318]

Loving that beneath the mask background xp

[@GYAXA]

Wow the new TWEWY animation looks way different than I expected

[@isaakdanielstrandgoodmanson]

What is Australian Chalamet's freaking outro song? I cannot for the life of me find the proper Phil Lober record, and that song is a gorgeous piece I need in my life.

[@frenchy1131jr]

I'm sorry, i was too busy vibing to B E N E A T H T H E M A S K (and the other Persona music)

[@unwillfullyignorant7805]

Thank you for the very fast and short version, instead of me having to watch the entire video, I just had to listen to the first sentence and I was done.

[@litemitan7244]

Ok guys I know the outro links to Lober, but what’s the specific song??

[@grantdotjpg]

I remember when I was ten years, fifteen years younger than the content creators I watched. Now I'm only five, three, the same age. It's weird, in a non weird way.

[@NorthEevee]

Our lad has a good taste in film. Guess I'll share some of my favorites; 2001: A Space Odyssey. A perfect cinematic masterpiece created by Stanley Kubrick, released in 1968. Visuals hold up surprisingly well, making it look better than most movies coming out this age. Blade Runner. Another beautiful movie, made by Ridley Scott. It basically pioneered the Cyberpunk genre, thanks to the illustrations made by the legendary Syd Mead. Lawrence of Arabia. A four hour long epic that covers Lawrence's mission during the Great War. Even though it takes that long, it's definitely not a slog. 1917. A beautiful depiction of World War One. From muddy trenches to a destroyed city, all captured to look like one single take. And lastly, another masterpiece by Kubrick; A Clockwork Orange. Set in a crime filled 70's dystopia, this one surely will get you ready for some ultra violence. I hope you guys will at least enjoy one of these movies that I listed here.

[@isabellamorris7902]

1917 is an odd one out here. I love the other films you listed but I found the story really draggy and the cinematography distractingly gimmicky (with a couple of big exceptions but those are spoilers).

[@NorthEevee]

@@isabellamorris7902 I can see your points, definitely. But it is a masterpiece in my opinion. The amount of dedication it took to shoot the film like that is amazing.

[@isabellamorris7902]

@@NorthEevee Obviously it's nowhere near as bad, but The Room took a lot of dedication to film too...

[@sd_wafiya6018]

that line ab listening to "avril lavigne is feel anything" is Too Real

[@humandisaster3902]

It's so early you library goblin, 7am?! On a SUNDAY? You know I sensed a disturbance in the force in my sleep and woke up exclusively to watch this.

[@pancakeboi2960]

It's 5:40pm on a Saturday where I live 👀

[@humandisaster3902]

@@pancakeboi2960 living anywhere but Australia and watching our overlord Kaiju is a crime and you should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[@MangezDesPommes]

It's 11:50 PM for me and not even sunday! I would break every law just to watch my favourite cute librarian.

[@humandisaster3902]

@@MangezDesPommes the only correct answer, well done

[@mikeymartyr]

KZbin JESUS IS BACK HYPERS!!! i am genuinely happy i missed your content :D