Is it cringe to date my cousin? (w/ Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika) | Perfect Person Ep. 99

[@PerfectPerson]

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[@jarvis]

what is this a crossover episode???

[@PerfectPerson]

Perfect BOYZ, Sad PERSON, Avengers: SADGAME

[@anonymixx8106]

Jarvis please have Miles on Sad Boyzzzzzz ❤❤❤

[@lillerr]

doggy doggy what now??!!

[@FirstNameBunchANumbers]

Where are the Sprouse twins then??

[@-piras]

But doctor, I'm the sad boy

[@saintnikz]

"They're not related but they were adopted but they did go to sea world but he's a veteran" - Miles at the red yarn board

[@cloudybo5555]

"Sometimes in my head i refer to her as my cousin" GIRL THATS BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR COUSIN

[@abbeymaryann5988]

Going from the incest call to giving the couple with romantic history the fake names Mary Kate and Ashley who are famously sisters is so funny to me … this truly is the incest episode

[@raesophie]

who are FAMOUSLY sisters omg this wording is so funny to me ily

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

@@raesophie sort of their entire brand in a way

[@toadt0ad]

no fr that got me😭😭

[@elonk4life]

This is the matpat fnaf movie cameo for girls on Vyvanse.

[@PerfectPerson]

hall of fame comment

[@anonymixx8106]

Oh my God 😂😂😂

[@ThePickleUpYourNose]

This is such a hard read how did u do that

[@Tazallax]

I'm still unpacking this comment

[@helenfoster6597]

@@PerfectPerson upset by the accuracy here this is a targeted assault on me

[@Jay-ze1ee]

I did not expect the incest theme not once but twice with Mary Kate and Ashley

[@PerfectPerson]

hahaha did not even realize that until this second

[@Curtiswashere]

I literally came to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one who noticed that it was hilarious, I incestantly started laughing! Whoops I mean instantly started laughing 🤭

[@mariapizzaa]

"they're *not* related, but they *were* adopted, but they *did* go to sea world, but he *is* a veteran" 😂😂😂

[@mollywillo]

Debriefing w/ Gandalf at Popeyes

[@AngieeShipps]

😂😂😂😂

[@WileChile51]

I lost. My. Shit. 😂

[@startolentino]

“I simply must have that cousin” is wild lol 25:17

[@alexrudie3538]

The show is the unknown. We never know what will happen. Our sole piece of familiarity to grasp is Miles kicking the light back on...bringing light into our lives

[@Tati_ab]

I think Jordan is the British miles idk how to explain further

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

you’re right

[@macularius]

for the first half of this sentence I thought you were gonna say "I think Jordan is the British one," which would honestly track with how many people still seem to mix the two of them up somehow 😭

[@_Teej_264]

So Jordan is Kilometers

[@doubleohdeven7190]

The advice they gave for the Mary Kate and Ashley situation was so caring and empathetic, and probably something a few listeners will benefit from. It's nice to hear men on podcasts not be absolutely misogynistic or just downright awful.

[@lovefromrose2]

Someone needs to animate the second story, even if it's just Gandalf debriefing at Popeyes

[@WileChile51]

I kind of need this. Each hobbit has their own family box meal. 😂

[@Moonys_Star]

All my friends at school looked at the title of this episode and are now judging me across the lunch table 💀💀💀

[@MopTopMase]

Incest story followed by Mary-Kate and Ashley are in love with each other is WILD

[@2948jdjdj]

You just need julien solomita here to complete the men with mustaches and glasses collection

[@Claw.00]

ohhhh my god yes! Julien would give the most unhinged advice.

[@2948jdjdj]

@@Claw.00 omg wait on second thought I take it back, do NOT bring julen on this show

[@jaheriawilson19]

oh god. im sorry im so gay, but that would be amazing 😩 handsome men with mustaches (and eyeglasses) 🥸

[@TriforceLiz]

I love how Bilbo was the pseudonym that finally flew too close to the sun, and not Mary, Kate or Ashley.

[@sundaesorceress]

That’s the one nonbinary person in the friend group

[@TGD_B]

Pretty sure the “too close” name was Sam

[@TriforceLiz]

@@TGD_B Oh dang, I somehow missed that!

[@cs39291]

“I wish there was a surgery to remove my brain” a lobotomy?? 😭

[@sighhAYSzG5AG]

I can't wait for this title just to absolutely destroy my algorithm. Incest corner of the internet was not on my bingo card

[@PerfectPerson]

Hahaha uh oh

[@Jay-ze1ee]

Jarvis jordan AND miles . We’re eating so good

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

Surprised to see Miles here

[@jennyw5904]

A second health bar pops up and it turns out they’re a second degree black belt lol

[@nazzwazz]

One of the best “Get reals” of the pod. These two are so immensely emotionally mature and comfortable in their discomfort, plus their awesome chemistry. They found a new follower in me today!

[@starboardia]

the cousin story sounds like the plot of a colleen hoover book

[@elliottsalibi]

LITERALLY

[@fullshewolf]

Chiming in as an adult who was adopted by her stepdad as a child. Obviously I know you were joking about burning the adoption papers, but for the sake of answering your wonderings, the adoption papers aren’t the only “paper trail.” When you get adopted, you get a whole new birth certificate and social security card (I can only speak to how it works in the US). Your new birth certificate lists the name(s) of your adoptive parent(s) and fully replaces your old birth certificate.

[@lolz6409]

every time i love the immediate debrief/reflection after hanging up 😭like wait what did we endorse😃

[@LovefromStarlight]

Post call clarity

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Miles throwing legs for the motion sensor is always a moment. My favourite was when Miles, Jay and Will were chaotically scrambling to get the sensor going 😂

[@LizardKingRequiem]

“One of the lord of the rings names was too close to the real name” and im willing to bet it was the nonbinary one lmaooo 💀

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

as a nonbinary person, it definitely was. i’d bet good money there are multiple nonbinary people in the world named gollum

[@zidian1356]

id say sam is the one that was too close but this is a much funnier interpretation

[@elle.9839]

1:09 jordan and jarvis simultaneously deciding to do air piano is killing me

[@AngelcakeVids]

I lost it at "Gandalf & I debriefed at Popeyes"

[@PokhrajRoy.]

It’s the Official Sad Perfect Boyz Person Day. Mark your calendars

[@phobos_irl]

new gender just dropped??

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

freaking out

[@minmom166]

The end of this got me realizing how much a friend group would benfit me. I moved during the pandemic and just never made new friends.

[@TM.BECK14]

Could have written this myself! Completely agreed

[@LovelyL0v3ly]

Likewise

[@finpin2622]

Oh man i feel you there, i moved around twice post-pandemic and have never recovered friends-wise. As in I literally have zero people within a 100+ mile radius who I can rely upon or call up for support. It’s rough 😅

[@lordknightalex]

felt! moving to a town where the only people i know are family members (to the point i mentioned one of my fave bands and a cousin said she dated one of the members once?????) was such a struggle, i still have no idea what i'm supposed to do to meet new ppl 😭

[@jw5386]

It's so hard to make friends in this day and age

[@khezh8927]

Jordan losing his shit at the Popeye's debrief 44:24 is so funny to me

[@leopardshadow333]

The second caller was a great storyteller, and im really glad that everyone was okay in the end. It reminded me a lot of a girl i grew up with who got really into alcohol in highschool, she started having these kinds of problems around 17. Stuff like the running off and being physically uncooperative and uncontrollable, and it didnt always go very well. I wont get into it on a youtube comment, but a less bad incident was one night she was super drunk, running around the riverside with her foot cut open from broken glass in the river, yelling and not letting anyone look at her foot injury. So yeah, you just dont want something to get that bad. (Sorry for the long comment, love the video)

[@meikusje]

Fr, that story actually gave me very unpleasant flashbacks to being a teenager and some of the friends I had to deal with back then. When she spoke about sitting in the car, taking care of her friend, then getting sick herself, I actually felt that anxiety and sickness physically 😭 been there too many times. Not sober yourself, trying to calm down a non-sober friend who is too far gone and always gets into the same kind of drama. Glad I'm not that age anymore and most of my friends have calmed down on the substance abuse (not all, unfortunately).

[@laurjkk]

HUGE day for perfectly sad people!

[@StargazerApril]

Honestly, I can see Gandalf debriefing with Aragorn on the reg at Popeyes

[@StargazerApril]

Thinking about this more, I think all teenage drama should be acted out by LOTR characters. I have a lot of work to do now.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

@@StargazerAprilwhat… what work??

[@lanceelliott2504]

"what do you guys like about each other" was brutal but necessary

[@taylorb1090]

the way i saw jarvis and jordan in the thumbnail, gasped and said "OOooOOooOOooo" out loud.

[@XpiXiepX]

I had a friend in school who always won the game two truths and a lie because her parents were step siblings. Her parents met, fell in love, and married. During the wedding, their parents (both single) met, and they started dating and eventually married. So her parents were husband and wife first and then step siblings later when their parents married each other. 💀

[@hayleyoesch1313]

Welcome to Perfect Sad Boyz GOLD, the premium episode that is free

[@StephreyLynn]

It is, it is free.

[@hayleyoesch1313]

@@StephreyLynn I was hoping someone would add that! 😆

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

(GOOOOOLD)

[@aricunningham7164]

This is the best one yet. Bachelor ep level. U guys have such good chemistry and I hope to see Jordan and Jarvis on more often ❤❤❤

[@aricunningham7164]

Please see this miles this podcast means the world to me ❤❤❤❤

[@chickenmanman]

"we cold plunge and do improv in the backyard sometimes" best sentence ever lol 1:23:06

[@aniyilator]

Bing Bong was such a great storyteller--they ran with all of the bits AND somehow managed to tell a cohesive yet elaborate story 👏 shoutout to Gandalf too for being a chill ass viber

[@TM.BECK14]

Jordan and Jarvis are becoming like those old married couples that start looking like twins 😆 The beginning of this ep already has me in stitches! Looks like it's going to be a wild ride

[@brightknight1965]

Several hundred dollars on Magic cards? Haha what a nerd * hastily shoves warhammer models into closet and shuts the door *

[@WileChile51]

Right? What a nerd. *Quickly removes The Sims and Mass Effect with all DLCs from my desktop.*

[@naereishee]

WAIT I REQUESTED THEM AS GUESTS ON THE PATREON LAST YEAR!! huge day for me personally

[@fididy]

Genuinely can't think of two more perfect people for the perfect person pod

[@simonsaysism]

I'm perpetually a month behind on this podcast but Jarvis is going straight to the front of the queue

[@jennyw5904]

“We trust Gandalf” 🤣

[@katiepalmer4468]

Do NOT listen to this while running or you will trip and fall from laughing so hard

[@elka_shmelk]

no WAAAAY the BOYSS???

[@michaelrumsey7932]

THE BOYS WHO ARE SAD???

[@larrycoleman7604]

@@michaelrumsey7932I was gonna say that 😢

[@GretaGeliz]

Absolutely obsessed with Jordan’s voice.

[@alliebeastwoman1]

I graduated therapy in the way someone graduates middle school. I now have to do a higher level of therapy than just talk. I feel like that's the only "graduating" you can do in therapy.

[@lilred7291987]

The names in the second call makes it like reading the most unhinged fanfic on wattpad

[@lunabirdlove]

The head turn and deep sigh after the last name reveal hahaha

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

d20 fan 🫵🫵🫵

[@katiendless]

some NEEDS to animate the marykate & ashley camping story

[@spooky_wagons]

i had one of the two worst days of my life yesterday in terms of mental health. PP and sad boyz are literally my 2 favorite podcasts. thank you so much for this. that convo st the end....that hit me where i live and i needed it. i appreciate you all

[@kait.theidiot]

hope you continue to improve 🩷I’m coming out the other side of some of the worst years of my life, there is hope

[@midwest_elf]

1:16:54 the boys are so synchronized and I’m grateful we get to experience their friendship. I’ve always had a really hard time making friends and I’m hoping one day I’ll be at the point where I’ve got the Jarvis to my Jordan

[@Jupiter-james]

this episode inspired me to go listen to an audiobook in my hammock and oh boy was that the right move - thanks “ashley”!

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

the way my eyes comically widened when i saw the boyz on the thumbnail oh my god

[@alexajaaay]

IVE NEVER CLICKED ON AN EPISODE SO FAST

[@salami-888]

i think mary kate needs to see a therapist ngl

[@sleepypup]

The incest story has me CACKLING OUTLOUD LMAOOOO I cannot 💀

[@patiencekillz]

miles WHAT is this title edit: oh ok it’s kind of exactly what it sounds like

[@lamibonxd]

been struggling to find things on youtube that strike my interest lately. so glad i clicked on this!! of course i’m biased because i love sad boyz, but i’ll definitely be checking out more of perfect person. your energy together is amazing!!

[@lindyjones8563]

This might be my favorite episode yet. Please bring back Jarvis and Jordan!!

[@eileenramirez476]

I SCREAMED AND CLICKED SO FAST. We need you on Sad Boyz too omg

[@to_be_consumed]

The full 360 from Astarion to pickelball in maybe 30 seconds is truly why i love this podcast

[@lylivictor]

This was the perfect episode omg please sad boyz with miles has to happen at least three times each year

[@benchguy5940]

CROSSOVER OF THE CENTURY

[@whatsydney22]

jarvis and jordan playing the piano together at 1:09:01 is too cute😭

[@gh0stcup]

Marvel is QUAKING, this is the best crossover

[@angeb1177]

The advice and usual than longer episode has convinced me to subscribe to Sad Boyz

[@fairyofdaisies]

THIS is the crossover i didn't know i needed. now we need miles on the sad boyz podcast!

[@HalicanDrops]

I love Jarvis and Jordan! Thank you so much for having them on, I hope they come back again sometime :) Also so wonderful to hear men openly talking about their emotions and therapy.

[@michaelbateman2563]

This is a god tier episode. These three are so funny together and the call-ins are so good!!!

[@liadematei1833]

When getting to know my old coworker, she dropped the bomb that she married her cousin and I was like …. She explained her aunt adopted him when they were 17 and now they’re in their 40s and have 3 children to together. She said her children called them crazy when they found out as tweens😄

[@jaybeeme]

"I played pickle ball with some friends." Zach. You played pickle ball with Zach.

[@AmberJacober]

This is incredible. I love these guys and have never heard of them until now. They speak so eloquently about mental health. Green flags all around.

[@eriellebc]

They guys are awesome!!! Please have them back!

[@bump0005]

If a level 2 black belt chops down a tree in the forest….

[@roj6895]

i need them as permanent guests

[@cowbug]

crazy I literally just finished watching a sad boyz video, my brain can’t process

[@NoiseDay]

Jarvis losing his childhood possessions is the most depressing thing I've ever heard

[@kalebzerger301]

The first call was basically the plot of the royal Tenenbaums just slightly less creepy

[@GalactoseGalaxy]

This show is so insanely entertaining

[@K.alexsadler]

not Mary Kate & Ashley pining for each other

[@aniyilator]

The will they won't they NOBODY saw coming

[@redbeanbun.]

this is def an episode i'll rewatch often wow the calls and convos were just 10/10

[@aleks-33]

JARVIS AND JORDAN ON PERFECT PERSON. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.🎉

[@caseysmith2600]

Jarvis constantly referencing Lost and OJ is exactly how my brain works

[@mayhemilyy]

the fake names are so perfect this episode my god

[@blinkfilms1]

I havent finished this episode but miles by god please have them back

[@shanesloth4419]

"emotional support cousin" is crazyyy

[@lolwhat2628]

Oh my god i thought they were twins and kept wondering why only 1 person had a british accent lmaoo

[@keyarrma]

parent trap situation

[@aj7058]

They do have the same birthday.

[@loleander8785]

I think Miles and Jordan just became besties

[@just.call.me.kat_]

collab of the year fr

[@badgercloudmushroom]

A guest who sounds like Chris Hemsworth's lost cousin? A perfect episode indeed.

[@aubreyanthony]

I saw a video years ago with Jarvis and Elsie Fisher and now I'm thinking that Elsie would be a great guest on the pod!

[@embarrassedcap]

you guys all had great advice and insight into the second story. it reminded me so much of something that happened while I was probably the same age and in college. I was in the "Ashley" position, sort of. also there were psychedelics involved on top of it all. that was a rough day

[@natelikesfun]

the phrase "rare double panic attack" has no right being as funny to me as it is lmao