IS IT PAINFUL TO DIE?! - Dan and Phil play Google Feud #2

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[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

Dear World: Please keep duct tape away from your fish

[@jessievedwards]

DanAndPhilGAMES ok

[@preethagopinaths.gopinath5026]

DanAndPhilGAMES omg

[@rhapsody3]

i love you

[@SeraEllis]

DanAndPhilGAMES and your babies...

[@ohtosweg1334]

DanAndPhilGAMES FUCK ME

[@sokkacool]

Dan: Could I be a lawyer? Oh the irony.

[@asmallratscreaming]

Sokka's-First-Fangirl ikr

[@pfwalsh1]

I could see it now... My imagination is messed up

[@ellerieyay6476]

Sokka's-First-Fangirl ikr😂😂😂

[@nongri586]

"No you can't"

[@vioviovioletprime2792]

Sorry if it's totally obvious and I'm totally lame for not knowing, but why exactly is that ironic?

[@julieeyerman]

"completely not kink related I just want death" OKAY ME TOO DAN

[@Listen2WhatISay]

Julie Eyerman I've never related so much

[@giannazolo]

Phil: You can be anything Dan: Can I be a cannibal

[@fishhuh]

GiannaZolo me: no dan be a potato you know you want to

[@oof-rr5nf]

GiannaZolo Dr. Lecter approves this message.

[@bloomwrites]

Dannibal Lecter

[@starsaregrrreat]

GiannaZolo lol

[@moniehenderson7842]

GiannaZolo when

[@danigurl1203]

Dan:"Can I be a lawyer?" *lol apparently not*

[@pakmak02]

Too soon 😂😂

[@chlementiine4207]

Way to crush dreams into a fine powder and snort it

[@m1nshr00m]

IM CACKLING

[@valeriagodina4573]

I'M FUCKING DYING

[@agaewiththenamealex477]

Wow, just wow

[@michaelbricky]

"someones gonna get a sweet macaroon in HIS mouth tonight' i DIED

[@michaelbricky]

"- of getting that delicious sweet treat" YOU ARE KILLING MEEEE

[@michaelbricky]

"kidnapping your senpai" same Dan lol. im getting "How to befriend your favorite internet stars" flashbacks haha

[@michaelbricky]

THE DAN FEEDING PHIL BIT OMG

[@michaelbricky]

ducttapeisnotonfire and AmazingMacaroon

[@animaloversammy]

I love youtube PHIL SAID IT LIKE 2 CHOICES IN!

[@carlygrace4109]

I CANT HANDLE DAN. "I'm gonna choke myself, completely non-kink related I just want death" I'm literally laughing so hard 😂

[@adeleandabiane]

Carly Grace 😂😂😂

[@igaveherabeverage]

Carly Grace sounds like me tbh

[@Isabella-cu4wr]

phil: yES, ANOTHER POINT dan: *realizes he’s gonna lose* phil: someone’s gonna get a macaroon in his mouth tonight dan: *angrily biting sweater strings* i dOn’T eVeN wAnT iT!!1

[@embrosia6219]

How to raise: Phil - Kittens! Dan - a p e n i s This describes their personalities so well xD

[@meredithwallace4043]

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH DUCK TAPE AND BABIES YOU CREEPY WEIRDOS" *fucking dies on the floor laughing*

[@khai1835]

kaiii

[@lilylouise229]

Mere EXO-L same

[@MariaKiran1]

Hello, there fellow EXO-L

[@annalynnpyles3083]

OK but why is Dan messing with his hoody strings so much I'm just like SIT STILL MY CHILD

[@ItsTia312]

Annalynn Pyles HES HARD AF, no other explanation

[@MegaHollyo]

Annalynn Pyles bc he's me

[@uwu-od7qu]

Annalynn Pyles Ikr

[@florrrina]

"You've gOT UNEVEN TOggLES!"

[@subtleshenanigans5983]

Annalynn Pyles I noticed that. I actually do it a lot when I where a hoodie. Maybe he's a fidgeter? (For me I think it was a form of stimming.)

[@way2dead4u]

"I'm gonna choke myself. Completely not kink related, I just want death" -Dan 2017

[@lindawaddell9677]

Is it just me or is Daniel so cute when he chews on his hoodie strings.

[@kayleejennings6231]

Yaaaaaaassss😍👌

[@artemislorain2520]

When isn't he cute?

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Linda Waddell not just you :3

[@bloomwrites]

“Does Dan care? NoooOOOoO"

[@toomanycolors5774]

He’s always really cute... •~•

[@anishabiswas3851]

"Is duct tape safe for kidnapping your Senpai?" -Dan Dan kidnapped Phil and used duct tape, Phil is his senpai

[@dumbloser8682]

*I knew it*

[@excusemewhileiphangirl-658]

Gaaaaaassssssppppp THAT HAPPENED DIDNT IT FUCK I JUST REALISED

[@sarahdickson4737]

Amazing profile pic

[@knittedrachael]

true

[@astorpowell-pedersen8068]

of course he is we already knew this

[@randompants7311]

"It's not kink related" "bondage" YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS

[@randompants7311]

"Thick" WHY ME

[@breezycox569]

YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS. OMFG DID YOU GET THIS FROM THAT MOVIE. WE WATCHED THAT AT THE END OF THE YEAR. XD

[@luphiauncovered-9353]

RandomPants bruh that's what my eighth grade science teacher used to say.....

[@marblewater.]

3 minutes in and dans already yelling

[@rosemari1804]

little human OMG IS THAT PIDGE

[@marianasequira8424]

little human Pidge you are EVERYWHERE

[@kaylahgriffin8508]

PIDGE!!! 😃

[@anyapathak467]

little human he was yelling 7 seconds in

[@imqueen2333]

little human I CAN SEE MY BEAN PIDGE

[@maddie-ie6wr]

I find it ironic how Daniel typed "Can I be a Lawyer?", when he went to University for law. Anyone else?

[@ihavesidebangssoimustbeemo4595]

That's more of a coincidence but ya, I see what you're getting at.

[@ihavesidebangssoimustbeemo4595]

Actually no. I'm wrong. It is indeed irony and not a coincidence.

[@lindseytaylor3793]

I think Dan finally got bored of straightening his hair

[@sarajoy8874]

Sister Daniel god we are so fucking blessed

[@cassandravanmeter304]

Sister Daniel Sister im nun...der water with you im done okay bye

[@juniperlee9668]

Sister Daniel It looks great

[@jessifloyd]

Sister Daniel I love it

[@maliahrene8010]

i love his curly poodle hair 👌😍

[@icanthelpfallinginlovewith9551]

"Is duct tape safe for fish" what are you doing with your fish????

[@whimbrella]

duck tape

[@ellenlouise8135]

@@whimbrella duct tape

[@whimbrella]

@@ellenlouise8135 quack

[@ellenlouise8135]

@@whimbrella Moo

[@alyssatodd2770]

Phil:Is it safe for..... Dan:Kidnapping your senpai. Me:.....so,you?

[@eglej6647]

@soha farooki THANK U FOR THIS COMMENT. THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@maria_louise505]

The captions at that part hahah

[@LoafBoyRye]

h a m s t e r s

[@voltronkilledme6652]

Is it just me or are Dan and Phil getting cuter?

[@D3I57]

k2ss13 no i think he is

[@elisethiele]

k2ss13 I loved them all along... 😍😘😍😘😍😘

[@meiilla3690]

k2ss13 I chooseeeeeee the latter

[@daisyyli]

k2ss13 omg yes!

[@static979]

k2ss13 it is not just you

[@coughsyrup9232]

When Phil said "someone's going to get a tasty macaroon in his mouth tonight" I was like, oh god Phil calm down!

[@navs1485]

me too lol

[@soggytoast2337]

OH MY GOD SAME

[@andrewentwistle3386]

But I love how he was talking about himself (because he was winning) but Dan said "I don't even want it"😂😂

[@jules6023]

Emily Dietrich same

[@bnny2606]

omg ikr

[@lanac2970]

Dan has a blue tongue in this video Blue=4 letters Square has 4 sides Half of a square is a triangle. The reason it's halved is because there is two people on this screen. A triangle has 3 sides The illuminati is a triangle DAN=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@milkbaggy__]

same.

[@taije1254]

Phantastic Nigahiga reference or no🤔🙃

[@nicolanuttall6312]

Phantastic poop also has 4 letters

[@lanac2970]

danisonfire no lol

[@saiintvelvet]

To much math

[@cassadynoelle4961]

"Does Dan care?" "NOOOOOOOO"

[@user-js6bb3yq1u]

I died

[@amandaisnotapanda6558]

"How to raise:" Phil: "A Baby!" Dan: "Your Penis."

[@hopepyrope9591]

there are two types of people

[@camillelistowski7401]

ScienceAndBandoms YES YES

[@lydiazanetti]

AmandaIsNotAPanda the difference between them right there

[@denpagirl]

ScienceAndBandoms uh other people r called amanda too

[@autumnwileycatt3237]

Zoie~ Then there's me who saw your profile pic and shouted" Yassssssssss"

[@embryrue6103]

Dan was so hurt in the beginning when he found out Phil ate all the macaroons

[@conniethecorgi3353]

Macarons

[@artemislorain2520]

That lil fattie Daniel

[@tacosmexicanstyle7846]

Connie The Corgi President Macaroon

[@lilunicorn4746]

I know, right?

[@mintea273]

I would’ve

[@embrosia6219]

Phil: How to raise your - Dan: *pEnIs*

[@fencerowe3083]

Dan predicted the *E* meme a year before it happened

[@nobodyatall598]

"SOMEONES GONNA GET A SWEET MACAROON IN HIS MOUTH TONIGHT" PHILLLLLL WHYYY

[@jayce2773]

nobody at all It wouldn't have been as bad if Phil hadn't said tonight tbh

[@CowardlyKeith]

Ya know, after Phil said that I could practically hear Dan saying "I'm gonna put something else in your mouth if your not quiet." And I made myself uncomfortable.

[@luphiauncovered-9353]

Corniles 67 now that's fucking talent m8

[@CowardlyKeith]

LuphiaUncovered - thanks bro ;)

[@kayleejennings6231]

Corniles 67 OML sameeee😍👌

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

DAN KNOWS WHAT HES FUCKING DOING WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO FEED PHIL

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

HE WAS LITERALLY LOOKING AT US THE WHOLE TIME IM DONE

[@alexsoto9528]

YoHarryYou'reAWizard I KNOW THIS LITTLE SHIT TEASING US

[@Carina5707]

YoHarryYou'reAWizard of course he does. They read the comments. They know that 25% of the comments will be commenting on PHANPROOFOMGGGGG and they just don't gaf anymore

[@sepiasmith5065]

YoHarryYou'reAWizard honestly he gives zero fucks now he's just messing with us at this point

[@akemi4391]

he wants to trigger us all :(

[@chloecarolyn3045]

Phil: I just want to eat it normally Me: Phil that was the complete opposite of normal

[@JaeAiZe]

How people learn how to raise babies: Step one: get an older child Step two: torture the child Step three: find out that isn't good Step four: don't do it to the new child and leave the older, broken one

[@bloomwrites]

Basically life

[@tigerkite9520]

As my parent's eldest daughter, I can confirm this is 100% true

[@satansspawn1810]

My parents definitely used this method

[@Sophs06]

A-are you ok?

[@forgottensprite]

Yup

[@arsonangel]

"Is it painful to die?" I dunno, wanna test that?

[@rinb4599]

OHOHOHOOOOOO

[@baz0rexia]

ooh, edgy

[@satansspawn1810]

* Winky face emoji *

[@TwentyPaphonies]

"someone's gonna get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight" -and other sentences by Phil

[@sophiakawgan-kagan3099]

Tiny Marshmallow WHY ARE YOU UNDER EVERY COMMENT LMAO

[@elannaanzelone2949]

Twenty Paphonies I love your channel. I used to see you on every tøp video ever, and now I see you on every Dan and Phil video ever.

[@benny-yl2sv]

I freaking love your channel

[@ollie9869]

DAD

[@dismantlingsummer]

dan's shock at "is duct safe for skin" was so funny to me as a transmasculine person

[@gooseboy7090]

dirt nasty me tho

[@caryshelm4702]

Bitch me too, the fuck

[@majoryaoifreak]

get a fucking binder don't use tape *(says this while completing binding with tape)*

[@user-js6bb3yq1u]

Trans boii :)

[@danifyx9978]

yeet

[@hawkii744]

Dan guesses the weirdest shit

[@makaylad8987]

"It is safe for kidnapping your senpai" 😂😂😂

[@Kat-PM]

Teenage Bookworm Dan would know

[@elizabethdonaghy7456]

Kat M Omg you remember that video-

[@Kat-PM]

Elizabeth Donaghy of course ;)

[@TiffanyRae]

I'M SO DONE WITH THESE TWO! DAN FEEDING HIM THE MACAROON! GIVING US EYE CONTACT LIKE THAT! HE FUCKING KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING!

[@GamerGirl997]

RaesofLight obviously!😂 he has admitted it before

[@kee6803]

?

[@KiaraBilyk]

Am2 When? On a live show?

[@GamerGirl997]

Kiara Bilyk on a comment, someone said "now dan's just fucking with us" (because of how he acted towards phil in that video lol) and he answered "yup"

[@ida3787]

If you put captions on when he's feeding him the macaroon it says "ha, I was gonna lick it"

[@existentialrookie5432]

I've watched this so many times and I still can't get over that *"e e e E E E E E e E E !"*

[@tia3509]

how is 'how to raise the dead' not there!?

[@bananamuffins582]

Because if you watch the right shows, you know how :)

[@marianasequira8424]

There are to kinds of people

[@emv3328]

I’ve searched that multiple times. Three of those times were in class. When I was meant to be working on an assignment. I need help.

[@benitaleveiro4057]

I know!! I was thinking the same thing

[@benitaleveiro4057]

Random Emo Trash is that.... is that a PJO reference??

[@vrishas7499]

"I've googled Michael Clifford" Phil what have you been up to?

[@taylorfromthefanfic3867]

Vrisha S fangirling

[@CheyanneMichelle]

Vrisha S writing 5sos fan fiction

[@ktony859]

5sos ships! Malum vs. Mashton.

[@jordi4119]

Malummm

[@annalisec691]

Vrisha S Dan : types Michael Clifford Google feud: x Phil: I googled Michael Clifford Me: same Phil same and I'm triggered he's not on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AEmeraldEntity]

"I like dipping" anyone else think of "DIP ME!!!!" .... Dan what have you been doing with phil.....?

[@bloomwrites]

I will forever be confused by that comment and Dan's cheeky face after that?

[@deph1niumz80]

nothing, you're just creepy lmao

[@twiceasgood0804]

dan flipping shit about using tape on babies, animals and skin was the best thing i've ever experienced

[@izzy_bside8142]

Anyone realize Dan's blue tongue lol

[@hajara1079]

😅

[@ellahickey6981]

it's called a lollypop

[@s.8372]

Ella Hickey no he’s a secret smurf eater apparently

[@Zaymonia]

When

[@katieg102]

Random Emo Trash ahahahahahahaha I get it

[@MissCute20601]

Both Dan and his hair have given up on being straight

[@HappyPuertorrican]

Lovely Trashcan Best. Comment. Ever. Ikr btw

[@nh7239]

Lovely Trashcan ikr

[@mothperson1637]

Lovely Trashcan I fucking love this

[@Lilsprinklesandsalt]

Lovely Trashcan This comment is way too real

[@bellamikula1660]

Lovely Trashcan HAHAH TOO REAL

[@ashleywood6674]

Highlights of video: -Dan's curly hair -Phil ate most of the macaroons -"I like dipping things" Dan about Team Condiment -LOLRant -P E R S O N A L S P A C E -Is duct tape safe for... 'kidnapping your senpai?' -"I'd say bondage" "I'm kidding" -Dan feeding Phil the macaroon. "No, Phil I have to give you it." While looking @ the camera multiple times. He knows what he's doing, and he's not gonna stop anytime soon

[@Carina5707]

Ashley Wood whiiiich will mostly likely be illmakeuhowell's video in about four hours

[@sadzoey]

"Is that what you wanted? Is that what you fucking wanted?" -Dan Howell (from a livestream)

[@nikawlodarek]

also - "you have the penis!" (WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS) - and right after - "stop saying penis" "penis penis penis" like in one of the first pinofs (actually it was in amazingdan, just checked 😂)

[@judithcamposeco9223]

I imagined him saying, " triggered you damn phannies 😂"

[@zqueen1229]

verxnicv Phil: Penis Dan. Penis , Penis, Penis. What is your favorite fruit and Phil's too. :)

[@suyquin8332]

"Someone is gonna get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight" OKAY BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THINKING DIRTY HERE

[@jessicapetryshyn5078]

I’m emotional and crying and eating chips and watching dan and phil what a way to spend a monday night

[@bloomwrites]

The best

[@owllover1237]

my sister asked me why i thought dan and phil were so funny, and i had to think about it for a second, but i finally came up with an answer : Dan is full of cynical, dry humour that can be hysterical, and Phil has the soul of a five-year-old unicorn.

[@totalweirdo8538]

Owllover 123 Who lives with Dan.

[@ellerieyay6476]

Owllover 123 true tho

[@AnnikaOakinnA]

I think that's exactly it. They're pretty much a different as they could be but it somehow works so well. They both simultaneously find each other funny and find each other ridiculous.

[@nongri586]

It's stupid but it's true

[@saminaakhter7230]

Everyone tells me that I have a dry sense of humour. reason why I love Dan's ironical, sarcastic humour.

[@jessicawold]

im putting my grades up for adoption because i cant raise them

[@rose-wp3gu]

Jessica Wold you are amazing

[@rinb4599]

My grades are like my artwork. They're hard to make, and once I'm finished, I leave them on a random counter and never change them again.

[@snekings5778]

Candle Kate same

[@zoe6597]

Jessica Wold what an original joke!1!1!🙄

[@ktony859]

I love this.

[@Bloodyhandler1103]

Dan being triggered makes my day! 😂👌🏻❤️

[@liveloveandeatcookies9541]

When he said 'you raise my up' i sang 'so i can walk on mountains'... im a dork

[@BelleFlower15]

Curly hair. Blue tongue. Feeding a macaroon. Product placement. Regular uploads. Writing in a Death Note. 2017 is amazing so far.

[@mayexacustides7828]

Yes it is!

[@nisot8401]

BelleFlower15 plus they said penis like 1586325 times in this video so yay

[@raindappleleafdapple4036]

"Someone's gonna have a sweet macaroon in their mouth tonight." OH ARE THEY NOW PHIL?

[@ParatoxicVin]

Raindapple & Leafdapple so many dirty jokes

[@sashap6315]

i thought something very dirty tho...

[@miasanchez3552]

AquaTheArtist Link plz lmao

[@nightmime.4856]

dan: what are you doing with RATS?! phil: i guess you could use it on their collars *yes phil because rats totally wear collars*

[@ashleyhayward2319]

Personally I'm cuddling rats 😌

[@marymoore63]

summary of the video: don't use duct tape on living things, and let dan feed u a macaroon

[@jacinta8204]

Phil: I just want to eat it normally!! *shoves macaroon in his mouth and makes victory gestures* Me: WAIT SO I HAVE BEEN EATING MACAROONS LIKE AN IDIOT THIS WHOLE TIME!?

[@zoemattey9399]

Jess Serpent I can't deal with this fandom, I love you all so much

[@lmo1577]

Zoey Mattey yaas phandom is phantastic.. I'm not sorry pham

[@gamingnuggeys8785]

Ethiopian chick god dammit dude..... 😂

[@ryanfire4176]

gaming nuggeys I just thought I should let you know I appreciate your name

[@lmo1577]

gaming nuggeys I couldn't help it , admit it.. it was kinda punny

[@Evokex3]

I think I'm gonna make "I want to choke myself in a nonkink way I just want death" my senior quote

[@emisiati2206]

Mezmireyez 😂😂😂😂😂 SAME

[@ReaganFordHappyGirlP]

My senior quote will be "It's called a trash can, not a trash can't."

[@dakotamoon5166]

mine will be "if no one came from the future to stop you, how bad of an idea can it be?"

[@graciewilliams90]

Dobby has been given a diploma, Dobby is free!

[@riacantsleep3134]

Mezmireyez same

[@ummk7986]

My cousin has a curse jar she heard u so now she says u owe her a few cents lol

[@ESTree-ds5tu]

Hampsters...

[@nix-rn4dz]

Ella Peartree I

[@artemislorain2520]

THE FLASHBACKS

[@holliemay1298]

Nymthadora Tonks love the profile pic and name

[@bitavon2373]

skin..

[@lokibernstein8236]

Y'all please stop refering to crep fics

[@sheritakirtley6217]

Reasons I'm dead 1.phil said "some is getting a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight" 2.dan repeatedly saying penis 3.dan slowly feeding phil tge macaroon while starting into the camera. 4.they said thicc at the same time.

[@leatherxrose7743]

Kitty the Kat I want to upvote this comment infinite times😂🤓😋

[@percyross7612]

Also Dan referring to himself as "Danny" LOL

[@melodyalexis]

someone pls make a text tone of Dan saying "penis" repeatedly

[@thesquidgelore6177]

melodyalexis yes so many times Yes!!!

[@alibrooks7495]

"I'm gonna choke myself. Completely non-kink related, I just want death." -Dan Howell, 2017

[@llamapacacorn3729]

does dan care??? NOOOOOO

[@nadjailic3321]

Why is Dan's tongue blue

[@stephanie2946]

Nadja Ilic He had a delicious blue hamster last night

[@oliviajohn6486]

Trash Can I'm gonna delete myself now

[@eleventyelena]

Nadja Ilic maybe he had some of that watermelon stuff Martyn gave Phil for Christmas? idkk. Haha.

[@sug4rm0mmy]

Maybe he had some of Phil's watermelon juice thing (he showed it in a liveshow)

[@pinguu8010]

Nadja Ilic Because his soul is getting its color since he lives with Phil 24/7

[@BubbsieBash]

Dan might've eaten a smurf. Look at that tongue. ..don't ask why I was looking at his tongue.

[@slowtownheathens7477]

Bubbsie Bash mememememe

[@emmasvacina1817]

Bubbsie Bash same......

[@kellyellis9094]

Bubbsie Bash I noticed the same thing!

[@rubymcnab8798]

Bubbsie Bash sameeeee

[@danielkummernes8995]

its ok...i was too

[@isadoramoon327]

I played this and the question I got was "What happens if I eat..." and I guessed for some reason myself and it was #2.

[@danifyx9978]

wtf

[@rosemari1804]

*is duct tape safe for hamsters* 😶😶😶🙃🔫

[@Ooherenren]

TisI TheFrenchiestFry Lafayette

[@justalt_2248]

TisI TheFrenchiestFry hi lafayette!!!

[@infiresphan]

Hat.....fic........ must..... get.......out..of..head

[@satansspawn1810]

*Nu you sick child*

[@victoriahaskins8576]

"What are you doing, Dan?" "I'm feeding it to you."

[@princeafnan6555]

me me i hate him he did that to fucking give us heart palpitation..

[@That_Ace]

Can we all just take a moment and acknowledge that "how to raise your gpa" was on the list. Because every high school student should feel the pain of this truth

[@ratmeat1401]

"Michael..." Me: "MICHAEL WAY, MICHAEL JAMES WAY."

[@faithmedlock8671]

omg i nearly dropped dead when phil said he had the DEATH NOTE 😂😂

[@katiea3710]

nearly DROPPED DEAD *ba dum tss* xD

[@EmmaLilsLuff]

I love how dan is lecturing Phil over eating the macaroons when he's clearly been eating sweets cause he has a blue tongue

[@amber7795]

Kat Queen I KNOW

[@tantanmustdie]

Kat Queen what is a blue tongue?

[@saltybitch]

Miles colinson it means his tongue is blue because he's been eating blue sweets

[@teg7084]

Miles colinson a tongue that is blue

[@vinceeager8553]

Unless Phil's spunk is blue

[@hannahjane6787]

Phil is literally me with food. "There were eight" "I WAS HUNGRY"

[@knittedrachael]

one of my favourite Dan Tropes is when he is VERY DRAMATIC about something and EXCLAIMS A LOT ABOUT THIS UNJUST THING and then just goes 'whatever'

[@justasmltwngir1732]

He is the source of my personality fr

[@dakotabrees2916]

Okay so I was just playing this game and the beginning of the question was "Is it fun to be a..." and literally one of the answers that can up was "pet named Steve" ........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zhyza]

Markiplier reference

[@franziska9260]

It's always a pet named Steve

[@ShelseaX]

dan: feeds phil while looking at the camera/us as if saying "is that what you fucking wanted" me: feels personally attacked

[@theamazingkai7131]

Same

[@KatieMarie-pw4xw]

" *You* have the penis!" -Phil 2k17

[@meganmiller173]

Katie Marie LOL 😂😂😂 I couldn't breathe 😅😝🤣

[@Ray-yu2mc]

Katie Marie I DECEASED LMAO 😂😂😂

[@courtielol534]

"My Penis, Your Penis !" - Daniel

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

3:05 And you were Daniel. For nearly two weeks. So proud of you

[@riachauhan6246]

Micheal... in the bathroom

[@marsbar19]

at a party, no you can't come in

[@flipperestes]

*HE LITERALLY LOOKED AT ALL OF US WHEN FEEDING PHIL*

[@gs2461]

Kassandra Estes sit it made me so uncomfortable I literally cringed my whole body shivered i couldn't

[@dkat9299]

Kassandra Estes I honestly wish he wouldn't

[@skytippler]

Kassandra Estes he always does that little poodle

[@_m.monom.m_]

He hates us and wants us to suffer

[@julianhappyfish2119]

He knows us too well because he is just like us

[@elliekimerina723]

Dan: "is duct tape safe for Kidnapping your senpai" me: "Dan you tested that theory remember"

[@youmna7828]

i've googled "is it painful to die"

[@weethetniet9427]

Youmna Sawaf but... why?

[@danielfreistadt4408]

Same

[@RedBlueAndGreen123]

3:05 "put me on the trending tab please" and he was !!!!

[@petergriffinstan420]

Poor soul: //sneezes Normal person: bless you Me: May Sister Daniel bless your soul.

[@sprinkle1839]

Omg XD I should start doing that

[@maddieedits]

Amazing Anna is not on fire I need to do that. People already think I'm insane.

[@buckybarnesnoble6275]

i love this

[@petergriffinstan420]

I did it to my best friend and she said "I KNOW WHAT THAT'S FROM ANNA" "How?" "IT'S YOUR LOCK SCREEN ON YOUR PHONE IDIOT "

[@Caitilizzie]

Dan and Phil arguing about penises is my aesthetic

[@lololbambii1328]

Cat ❤ Phil didn't want to keep talking about it😏😏😏

[@cbb3480]

lololbambii Tf

[@saiintvelvet]

When i was little i thought that duct tape was made out of ducks

[@l.sprinkle.of.char.l4232]

dan: when was the last time i had one? it was two days ago! you ate si- phil: shhhhhhhhhh

[@tinythingy4]

dan and phil have such a funny dynamic cause dan has cronic existential crisis and phil is just a banana

[@Zmm202]

tinythingy4 true dat

[@finn8121]

The FairyAMV Girl y

[@AprilCam2013]

tinythingy4 describing Phil as a banana is surprisingly fitting

[@edisonthethird]

miCcrooOOWAveE Is An Onomatopoeia If Dan Says So TRUE BANANA FITS SO WELL AND I DONT KNOW WHY

[@pipinacarathanasis]

miCcrooOOWAveE Is An Onomatopoeia If Dan Says So I love your username it's beautiful

[@gbcaro42]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT DAN'S OBNOXIOUSLY BLUE TONGUE

[@peachydais]

MrTheKunzer i see you everywhere

[@confusedghost3751]

MrTheKunzer love your videos

[@emilyemily354]

MrTheKunzer senpai

[@clefster]

There are these sweets called 'brain lickers' in England that turn your toung blue x

[@sharonkeny3882]

MrTheKunzer love your vids😍

[@yahyeet2626]

Dan wanted to lady and the tramp style that with Phil haha he kept getting closer but when Phil took it dan looked so disappointed poor dan

[@Roozyj]

Dan: "Is duct tape safe for bondage? Kidnapping your senpai?" Also Dan: "If you don't use it for waxing, then why would you use duct tape on skin?!"

[@Katie-mp3pq]

Dan and Phil should do a conspiracy theory video

[@shaunaoneill915]

*signs name to petition*

[@palebutterfly]

I second this

[@Dizzylizsy]

Yaas

[@lillooly]

Hey dan "Duct taping your senpai" sounds familiar ...

[@stonedimmaculate2942]

AAAAAAA

[@angelasalazar6650]

Omgs lol

[@thegirlwhoships]

The space between words in that account is making me feel wrong. Not okay, dude.

[@abigail5069]

Amazing Phil but are you denying it No

[@hmmmokie4338]

PhabuLILY 😂😂👍💕

[@notsofestive]

danny has a blue tongue

[@emmyjemmy4208]

phil saying 'chill out dan' gives me chills idk why

[@Hailey-ed7yy]

dan trying to feed Phil WHO SAID YOU COULD DO THAT, TELL ME WHO SAID THAT SHIT WAS OK

[@troyestpcrybabysolbyphantr5642]

Uh oh! You Friccin moron! You just got memed! Omg same 😂😂

[@faith-bi8sd]

Uh oh! You Friccin moron! You just got memed! i think they like to watch us suffer

[@polarpineapple6711]

"Someone's going to get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight." This can be taken two ways.

[@Fevr_Dream]

Rewatching this channel! again.....

[@yumemiki3786]

When me,an potterhead sees the headline: "quicker and easier than falling asleep"