STOP SEARCHING FOR THIS! - Dan and Phil Play: HIGHER OR LOWER

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DAN
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[@celticcountrylover]

"Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" is probably the nerdiest thing I've ever heard ever. XD

[@moongem4489]

Rosie Cairns same

[@bea-jv9ri]

celticcountrylover when you said that then I carried on playing the video and he just said that

[@user-lq5sp9pm6v]

celticcountrylover yup

[@celticcountrylover]

Oh, it's not bad. Just hella nerdy.

[@wickedbunniez]

Dan "I'm gonna stop being a tumbler emo!" *wears a normal people scare me shirt*

[@fridaandersson1347]

"Tumbler" i'm..

[@paulsutcliffe8335]

Diamond_ Daniela qqqqqqqqqq

[@jmie42]

tumbler wash

[@mychemicalblackveilbrides5970]

tumbler

[@selenakarr-batman5800]

Diamond_ Daniela tumbler

[@lezlezzin]

dan and phil thinking "kyle field" is an athlete and not realizing it's a..... field when the picture is literally a field is my aesthetic hahahha

[@hazzel5433]

leeanna I’m glad someone else noticed

[@jayleighbear]

as an aggie i too am deeply offended

[@negligible_reality]

to be fair i also didn't know that lol

[@SuziLikesToPlay]

Phil: I met him at THREE different airports it must be fate! Dan: *CoInCiDeNcE* Phil: But- Dan: *Im YoUr FaTe*

[@zlashercrasher862]

Mirajane Strauss Our bby seemed so pissed off xD

[@ceres51892]

I was thinking the same way and scrolled down to see if i was the only one

[@bloomwrites]

Calm down Daniel

[@isabellac1824]

he was hELLa jEaLoUs ;)))

[@jax6686]

awwwh exactly what i was thinking

[@samueltichenor2486]

Dan and Phil are the human versions of the right brain and left brain

[@mariamarques1444]

Sam Bear omg that's so true lmao

[@kaylajabez6918]

yessss

[@m0nnie_]

Sam Bear Omg yesss

[@LeilanaMinso]

Phil is right brain, dan is left brain, I did it based off their fringes 😹

[@samueltichenor2486]

MegaPlex Yesss

[@mesa3420]

Dan vs Phil = Logic vs Heart

[@danisetsuko]

mesadylankeene - except when talking about strip clubs 😂

[@kaylay65]

left brain vs right brain lol Bo would be proud

[@mesa3420]

DaPanda Girl true

[@garlicbread3746]

left brain right bran

[@Ixaxe]

YOU GOTTA JOB TO DO YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT AND THE RIGHT WAY IS WITH THE LEFT BRAIN'S MIGHT

[@bunnytheknoxville]

phil: "vaseline has a lot of uses" dan: *intense stare* "..." youtube: *ADVERTISEMENT TIME*

[@bloomwrites]

Same

[@kilahpennington3822]

Same

[@KJ-qd4ek]

I Am Sister Daniel lol

[@jade_blax]

666

[@corpsenugget455]

||-//

[@Jocelyn-yy4zx]

jealous dan is my aesthetic

[@sarahfignutmum8235]

I only liked so it was 666 likes, sorry

[@bripatane9809]

"vaseline has a lot of uses" *dan glances nervously to the side*

[@dontyellatme369]

Ashley cook loob

[@abodythememer2027]

Unicørn! At we will never know what dan was thinking at that moment

[@RomanRomizzy]

LOOOL I was thinking the same thing

[@abodythememer2027]

Unicørn! At The Discø Phandøm if someone used vaseline and beyonce at the same time.........they are doing something naughty.....

[@aliciaschrank]

Nice profile pic

[@SpeedBead]

"Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" I want that on a shirt

[@danitayadav7088]

SpeedBead oh my god yess 😂😂

[@maddipheifer4500]

please omg

[@jinepiphany904]

still want 'Fight me you ceramic bitch' on a t-shirt

[@cuy9635]

SpeedBead now i want one 😂😂

[@louygirl7]

They just need to make march with shit they say on them.

[@pepsimax48820]

P: There's a guy I know called Sam- D: *MAJOR EYE ROLL*

[@juliac628]

Phil: "who searches for Mc.Donalds?" Me: Americans.

[@iwanttogohome7350]

Lol it's sad but so true

[@blank7146]

Julia C I have never eaten at a McDonald's despite being American lmao

[@zsxdcfgvbhnjkmpgotfiufdyxh8877]

xX MythicalFlower Xx wait wut

[@asianangel1905]

Me for the phone number for delivery

[@poppy4764]

.....im british and Ave seached it a lot of times

[@reesemiller3271]

Phil: it's destiny Sam and I met- Dan: NO IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE

[@matildab.7954]

Reese Miller jealous Dan 😈

[@castheangel9867]

Reese Miller Dan's facial expressions while Phil was talking about the Sam coincidence were priceless

[@lolak7643]

Um....A mysterious traveling Sam with surfer hair? Supernatural crossover anyone?

[@shreya7182]

Lola K lmao yes phil is meg in this situation, watch out everyone

[@Karasu-fg8fd]

This makes sense now

[@xxxattentionseeker3205]

"Ur not just gonna google ur local McDonald's" u seem to under estimate us dan

[@xxxattentionseeker3205]

Us americans

[@maximummontague1390]

Wormy Animations i could walk to my nearest m donalds blindfoldes

[@musicalsmabel6299]

Randomized Lunatic lol

[@staticheart5638]

Randomized Lunatic same, I literally do that sm😂

[@raelin6207]

Omg 666 likes

[@lilyking222]

I think Dan is just jealous that Phil gets more excited over the guy he met at the airport than he does over Dan

[@hannab8189]

Sam the surfer hits different

[@mena3196]

Now it hits even *more* different

[@belalugosi_isdead]

how did honey get in my belly button shit you’re right

[@insane_girl3372]

True

[@evelynflynn8116]

Dan: tries to ditch his relatable tumblr brand Dan: wears a "normal people scare me" shirt.

[@iamlordemu7542]

Evelyn Flynn when did he try to ditch the "relatable Tumblr brand"

[@cywrencipher5755]

I am Lord Emu last month he rebranded to be more professional

[@tomanyfandoms4216]

Evelyn Flynn the likes are at 666 I don't want to ruin it

[@VoidIsLonely]

I just made the likes 888.... wat....

[@myrrhperez1924]

"There's a guy called Sam" *Dan rolls his eyes* Jealous Dan strikes again

[@sairuhbby]

Maybe Dan has competition bc stalker Sam wants to be Phil trash #1.

[@tr-wf6ub]

Myrrh Perez *spends time and effort on convincing phil it means nothing*

[@astelshusband2459]

"IT'S NOT DESTINY PHIL. STOP RUBBING IT ON MY FACE"

[@m4444rketa]

Myrrh Perez Of course he rolled his eyes because of jealousy. It absolutely wasn't because Phil was talking crap.

[@paris4464]

Myrrh Perez awwww it was so cute 😚 I saw it directly in his eyes

[@duckduckno]

SamAndPhilGames is gonna replace this channel soon

[@shinisnotonfire]

still waiting for sam

[@fibi_496]

Dan killed him

[@OddiMiseinen]

You know what, it wouldn't be the worst option.....

[@negligible_reality]

well, it means we'll actually get some gaming content on this channel again...

[@ashe767]

*opens new tab and Googles women's rights and homelessness*

[@flick8612]

oh my god I literally just did that

[@astral-xd5zi]

I did the exact same lmao

[@queenava9218]

Champagne, cocaine, Vaseline

[@halliemae1778]

And most things in between

[@ugh5677]

Ava Brandel oml 😂😂 brendon feels proud af

[@deadacc3792]

I just choked on a smoothie omc

[@subtocarterfn7957]

and most things in walgreens

[@charlee7273]

...

[@alannah653]

feminism and war history, my two favourite things

[@vaativavarvasleikkaus6831]

Me

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Alannah P Same

[@supersonic6113]

smh

[@applepielover2014]

Amazing Annie in most countries favorite is spelled with a u.

[@lisak4928]

both of them are really interesting don't judge me

[@lucy-if1xo]

wow dans jelous of sam the airport guy

[@honeyyhowell8769]

i love the argument Dan and phil had over sam, I never knew I needed that

[@honeyyhowell8769]

Tubieclan_POWER! its all anyone talks about :")

[@progrockdude2691]

Same, even though I was pretty much siding with Dan throughout that entire argument. XD

[@johnegbert1807]

Phil: I'm not satisfied Angelica Schuyler: Same

[@wormieisalive]

tru

[@lilyjane1234]

Ham fam represent

[@angelicas2258]

John Egbert same

[@TeanaFaye]

Yes, how do you think Eliza feels?

[@ashleigh6349]

Yep

[@mscottcarpenter]

Dan: Ugh I hate these games.. Phil: These games are always fun!! Game: *Are Women's Rights or Granola more important topics in people's minds?* Phil: Dan: Goddamnit Phil

[@ameliaweeks5]

10% of the video: playing the game 90% of the video: Phil talking about Sam the surfer

[@hammaandenna5259]

phil: vaseline has a lot of uses dan: *gives dirty/weird face* how did i know dan was gonna do that.

[@creepergirlbkd]

Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used im crying

[@springlockfailure]

Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used I'm pretty sure it's more than a month...

[@breelowe4026]

Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used I love your username

[@roxjw]

band trash Im dying bc of this rn

same :DD

[@cristeenuh4265]

What a coincidence that Vaseline and coincidence had the same number

[@cristeenuh4265]

I see what you did there game 😉

[@leahrogers8705]

Cristeenuh ! You replied to yourself

[@cristeenuh4265]

Leah Rogers I know

[@j-6833]

Is this how you trick yourself into thinking your not lonely?

[@LilRedKay13]

Cristeenuh ! Isi

[@anesa5409]

"danisnotbeyonce"

[@bloomwrites]

AmazingVaseline

[@Anasvet28]

This Sam argument hits different

[@bbyxo0o]

"Michael Phelps is a sexy swim guy" ~Daniel Howell 2017

[@cohenkarr5119]

pusheen the cat 🐱

[@miraculoustext6694]

Phil ya got some competition

[@keishataylor]

Miraculous Text I was just gonna type that aixjnq

[@daisyy3631]

pusheen the cat Fuck you took my relevance away from me my comment used to have the most likes :'''')

[@kristiwillcutyourhairtoday5704]

Miraculous Text ahhah get it....competition....bye

[@alexjumpman5883]

Phil: "I have a special connection with Sam" Dan:*jealousy activated* jealous dan: "everything is coincidence! it's nothing to do with destiny! I AM UR DESTINY"

[@cordelia2473]

Ahnna Alberto stop.

[@phandomtwat9006]

Literally what happened lol 😂

[@mnorberta24]

AHAHAHA DEADASS WHAT HAPPENED IM CACKLING LMAO

[@yehetnunu675]

mnorberta24 love your profile

[@chrissyfranks1273]

Dan getting jealous of this Sam person is my new aesthetic

[@dumbloser8682]

Phil: we need more! *_I'M NOT SATISFIED_* *rips off shirt, revealing a peachy pink dress* *-i caME AS SOON AS I HEARD-*

[@tess1044]

Obsessive Fangirl all the ham fam in the comments I'm living

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Obsessive Fangirl LOL

[@Hannahruda]

ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON!! *DAMN*

[@dyanivanloenhout7088]

Obsessive Fangirl PREACH

[@Tam-hl8hm]

LMAO

[@roxibillion6180]

Phil: It's the galaxy! Dan: Coincidence Me: Phil, Sam is stalking you....

[@sijoule965]

Phil: "Vaseline has a lot of uses" Dan: **remembers last night**

[@leonie9102]

jesus christ 😂

[@taylorchelgren151]

L

[@allie5040]

Joltz and Joulery *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

[@spicysonson3041]

STOP

[@LeleMiaz]

Joltz and Joulery My god

[@kidblew]

Kyle Field is a SPORTS FIELD

[@kendrahouck984]

Deer-Duckling I was hoping someone,would,point that out hahaha

[@julip7703]

Deer-Duckling lol it even had a picture of a football field as the picture

[@annibunny5968]

Oh my God 😂

[@okashiigangg]

The field was in the fucking backround!!!

[@harrietgriffiths5002]

Deer-Duckling ..........oh.

[@clutterinparadise8839]

“If you’re a Popeye fan, go and google some women’s rights” 😂😂😂😂

[@Lily-xq1em]

HOW TO DO THEY RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO NOT DEVOUR THE ENTIRE TUB THO

[@Its_natalie.kate_here]

Lily Elizabeth let's be honest. They probably devoured it after filming

[@chloerose203]

I bet Phil just snuck one every time there's a change

[@savannahmccool7913]

I thought this comment was about Vaseline.

[@khoi.8699]

3 years later, how are you?

[@redballetbun]

when phil gets so excited that he slaps dan on the shoulder repeatedly

[@shirleyr.9619]

redballetbun my aesthetic

[@sakura_kiss]

redballetbun my biggest kink

[@abby-zp5ky]

there are two types of people

[@f4iry_em]

Can you tell me when he did it? I think I missed it...

[@buckybarnesnoble6275]

*new branding™*

[@vanessahansmann2465]

I kinda think we should applaud phil for not eating all the haribos before the video was filmed.. PROPS TO YOU 👏

[@nicholasphilmon]

Vanessa Hansmann I'm proud

[@marconi1268]

Vanessa Hansmann I'm a proud mum rn

[@sydneyjackson4248]

True lol

[@LemonCuck]

Vanessa Hansmann I thought that said 'PRO TIPS TO YOU' I'm in too deep

[@vanessahansmann2465]

savannah bridgeford same though

[@melissacollins1247]

"Whos searching for macdonalds" OH YOU PRECIOUS BOYS. 'Mericans

[@TheMEOWWWWW]

"Who's Kyle Field?" *game shows literal picture of stadium* "He must be some American Footballer."

[@valentinamachucam]

Phil: "Who's searching for McDonalds?" Me: "...America"

[@meowelijah]

Valentina I'm in America and you are correct

[@emilymcwhorter7929]

Valentina honestly I did last night to apply. 'Merica

[@MissyRosey]

Valentina too true though because we were in a new place and wanted somewhere cheap to eat at 2 in the morning.

[@grace2550]

accurate

[@avagina2009]

Valentina I

[@kaseyx1475]

Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is! Dan: Yeah, because he's a sexy swim guy! Me: ASDFGJKLKHFVJ

[@nxellee]

Kasey x saaameee

[@cerisewoodson7922]

When did he say that?

[@funnychic7]

Kasey x PEARL COVERED HER MOUTH WHEN SUPPOSEDLY TALKING ABOUT PINK DIAMOND AND NOW THIS?!? I CANT DEAL WITH ALL THESE HINTS!

[@rinisonline4312]

SAME

[@Emilyeh05]

I'm a swimmer so I LOST IT

[@GraceSimon1998]

Hey Phil, did you ever think that this Sam guy might be stalking you?

[@lunalogan]

grace jade I thought that too!

[@poeticrepublic9827]

Did anyone else come back to this from the jealous Dan video? No? Just me? Ok

[@bloomwrites]

Repeatedly karate chops air

[@poeticrepublic9827]

Ha me too

[@insane_girl3372]

Me

[@sinsister]

Dan: "Who the hell is Kyle field?" *Has picture of a field in background*

[@AnnoyingMystery]

Sophie Sharma im so offended. kyle field is my childhood. 😩😩

[@alleycat2297]

I feel so stupid I thought it was a person too ;_;

[@an0brain]

Sophie Sharma WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE-

[@swzslm1741]

Irl Weeb Kyle field is my city

[@sarahm.8336]

The way Phil says yogurt is my religion

[@moisturizedweni5603]

Sarah M. YES!

[@lazylynxspace7001]

YAAAAAAASSSS

[@moisturizedweni5603]

TATUM HYATT Yepp

[@jackson4560]

we could make a religion out of this

[@leahb6349]

Yogurt is my city

[@anyamelissa3006]

"Who searches McDonalds?!" Me: *slowly exits video*

[@freyaaaa]

5:19 would u look at that..dan looks jealous

[@Mar-wj5ve]

"Vaseline has a lot of uses" -AmazingVaseline

[@stella-mg2km]

Umirisu but literally Dan’s face at that moment

[@shraddhasonaress]

i died at that moment

[@erinyarborough5985]

Phil Lester talking about strip clubs and the many uses of Vaseline is my aesthetic

[@SmileyCeci]

Today, in out of context quotes : "We got double Hitler, Phil, I don't feel good about that"

[@vihanwijesinghe9564]

Dan is just jealous of sam

[@dddaizy3141]

Phil: 'Vaseline has a lot of uses' Dan: 'yEaH'

[@daadaa6356]

awesome profile pic

[@Rose-vr5th]

"sexy swim guy" mhmmm ok Daniel😏

[@kaylaallred8839]

Rosemary Barber it was "cause he's a sexy swim guy" to be exact

[@Tay-tf3bj]

Kayla Allred thats literally what the person said with three less words, BIG DEAL

[@cassiemason1047]

“Cause he’s a sexy swim guy” -Dan. Wow how was I so oblivious.

[@moonmilkgalaxy]

Guys ppl google McDonald locations everyday Lol

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

"strip club" phil: (immediately) "higher"

[@j-6833]

*Insert Lenny Face*

[@thecrybabyphangirlperson7370]

;))

[@sydney8593]

*(Dan Voice)* WHAT THHH- PHIL!

[@_random_girl_online_]

Sydney Fleck omfg I heard that in dan's voice

[@jadewalker5338]

Listen to your husband Dan

[@angstydadd5462]

Dan sounds jealous of Sam ...

[@carlo9154]

Emily Ongstad I was going to say the same thing

[@kaylabrooke7191]

Who is Sam?

[@TheLadydanni]

Makayla Brooke The guy Phil met in an airport three times

[@sophiagyuk1474]

but what if dan..WAS SAM

[@Olliebunny]

If I ever see Sam in an airport imma kill him and tell him that phil belongs with dan

[@TheChaoticAsexual]

Is no one going to mention the fact that Popeye is also an American restaurant?

[@athena9913]

WHO IS KYLE FIELD 😂😂😂😂 y'all it's a university stadium

[@karolagomez_]

Guys it's been two months THERE ARE STILL CARDBOARD BOXES AS SIDE TABLES I HAVENT FORGOTTEN MY DADS

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

Twenty øne Panicking crybabies I was thinking that last video, glad I'm not alone

[@malinahunt496]

Twenty øne Panicking crybabies WAIT DID YOU SAY TWO MONTHS

[@chyeesewhizinapshbritishac821]

i commented this as well :)

[@karolagomez_]

Malina Hunts yEs

[@Army_BTS-cl2pk]

"Vaseline has lots of uses." -Phil Lester 2017

[@amira5639]

Sonjay Summers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ada8055]

lubye

[@alibrennan5278]

and then Dan's face after that

[@k8leann922]

"who's searching for McDonalds" americans.

[@tonydarcy7475]

Kaitlyn Capps Or just anyone who wants to know where their nearest McDonalds is.

[@dabriatrinity7938]

you gotta google mcdonald’s everytime you want it at midnight to make sure it’s still a 24hr mcdonald’s even tho you were there last week at 3am

[@dabriatrinity7938]

also i just say your pfp and you are beautiful

[@k8leann922]

Dabria Trinity thank you🥺 it’s an old picture

[@princesskittyXx]

That comment in the future doesn't hold up when we have Uber eats now

[@ZabavaThePower]

Can't you just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?

[@thatsabigyikes.2185]

No, no I cant😂

[@Nadia-ju7tf]

Phil: Vaseline has a lot of uses Dan: *internally screaming*

[@sevzn]

Nadia Bashir phil would know ;^)

[@bambi_bbholic6343]

i was gonna comment this :D that face tho xD

[@cherrybeary_]

What i love about the Phandom most (other than Dan and Phil) is the comments. You see so few 'firsts' and 'hey guys, i've got something cool for you!' And so much actual conversation between phans, original comments, and just all in all a great community. This is what all creators should envy ❤️

[@shivanipandey8345]

Gillian G ikr! the phandom is g8

[@hugsfromphil8960]

exactly! the phandom is full of such nice, talented and supportive people and it's a great feeling to know that you aren't the only one watching these guys. i love you pham! ❤️

[@amners0]

Thx pham ♥♥♥♥♥

[@tejashreepai1361]

Gillian G ... You are literally speaking my thoughts.. I love and respect everything about Phandom 😊

[@lindsay4254]

Gillian G first

[@paigesiegel3698]

Just realized they thought Kyle Field was a person even though the picture was of a stadium lmao

[@Emily-vn5ts]

I’m here for 5:18 from the jealousy analysis 😂

[@serenity.baum.5647]

"Beyonce is the Queen she gets the most" - Phil Lester 2017

[@lexybrown8838]

Serenity Baum SHE IS THE APEX PREDATOR

[@Alfie_1]

Phil's hair has streaks of ginger in it again...

[@netowner666]

AlfietheGreat? Boy I hope he stops dyeing it now that Dan stopped straightening his hair

[@alissapurplebunnies5955]

Boy i hope phil does whatever the fuck he wants with his hair and just simply enjoys his life 🌻

[@hello_mtheydy3395]

Dan and Phil: WHY IS MCDONALDS GOOGLED SO MUCH?! Me: have you ever been to America?

[@SmileyCeci]

"Society is BONED, man" "We got double Hitler, Phil, I don't feel good about that"

[@honeyboyyoongi2515]

Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is! Dan: Because he's a sexy swim guy! oh really dan? 🤔😏😂

[@tulikabanerjee9367]

Matilda Hellström Well we all agree, Agust D. 😆😘

[@zoemattey9399]

ARMYS ❤

[@user-hr5kd1ye9e]

swedish army?? HELLOOO

[@FandomCraftsNMKpopAnime]

lmao same and aye army!

[@honeyboyyoongi2515]

m wAit are you also a swedish army??? cause heLLO!!

[@avi6599]

"Vaseline has alot of uses," Dan: *looks away* (Phil don't expose us pls)

[@thyramatyus5351]

i live for your yeesernamer and your profile pic thank yeesus

[@omarsharif7395]

so now there will be the vaseline fic

[@beatricemiller-hammond4425]

lol i thought that tooo! x

[@valentine5919]

ThatOneRepressedYeemo oh

[@lizibeth3567]

ThatOneRepressedYeemo Curly concurs all that's left is a glove

[@stormcloudsabound]

the fact that they think Kyle Field was a person when there’s a picture of the field behind the text? fucking amazing.

[@hannahroth4669]

I’m crying, Kyle field is a STADIUM 😂😂 Gig em’

[@malifyed223]

Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is Dan: Because hes a *sexy* swim guy (;

[@selmai3003]

TwentyØneChemicalRomancesAtTheDisco OMG I LOVE your name TwentyOne pilots MyChemicalRomance PanicAtTheDisco I LOVE all those bands

[@cloutchazer]

TwentyØneChemicalRomancesAtTheDisco YES OMG I WAS JUST GOING TO COMMENT THAT HAHA

[@shooky5522]

TwentyØneChemicalRomancesAtTheDisco I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT

[@Dani-yu2vc]

"Who's searching for McDonalds?" .... Americans silently step away (Btw I'm American so don't. come. for. me)

[@lovealexis98]

Danielle Perry okay, that is extremely true xD

[@ttrin_aah]

Danielle Perry we have the same profile pic......:)

[@kaylasheap]

It's all for that sweet, sweet szechuan dipping sauce.

[@apinkgoat]

I personally hate Mc Donald's

[@kabelomuhammad914]

Danielle Perry you being American is exactly why we should come for you

[@faithmedlock8671]

Doesnt dan and phil know looking up mcdonalds gives you directions to the nearest one?

[@-ellieille-]

Their whole coincidence conversation totally reminds me of Delia and Lydia in the song No Reason from the Beetlejuice musical!

[@hayleyellis3964]

Phil: *"Vaseline has a lot of uses"* *DANS FUCKING FACE* 😂😂

[@mayteenegash5096]

*lenny face*

[@olithey-them1141]

Dan being jealous is the best thing I've watched all day

[@marieoconnell6191]

'Why can't you be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?!?' - Dan Howell 2017

[@cafellow2271]

*this video is just living proof that dan is left brain and phil is right brain.*

[@reverienedde]

The only thing is that dan is left handed and Phil is right handed.

[@taylor3785]

PunchSoda king bo

[@ichinjii]

Reverie Nedde the right hemisphere of the grain controls the left side of your body and vice versa, so the comment is correct.

[@namy2588]

Bo burnham

[@hetalianwaffles6684]

PunchSoda YASSSS

[@chyeesewhizinapshbritishac821]

Phil said to yell at you so: GUYS ITS BEEN 10 WEEKS GET TABLES!!!

[@camsaturn]

I’m so in love with dans brain lol

[@goob27]

Ah, yes. My favorite KZbinrs. AmazingVaseline and danisnotbeyonce

[@darkanddustyy8556]

Lets have fun This beat is sick Can I take a ride on your *limbo stick*

[@deaddolly114]

Thebeanmemes AJ definitely using this

[@beetlebeebabie8582]

Thebeanmemes AJ this is everything 😂

[@owomoxcx]

Wasn't it "Disco Stick"?

[@LeachZeech]

Owen W. Yes, but it's a joke because they said limbo stick at the beginning :)

[@dcgangsterrockstar6974]

they only reason I know that song is when mark sang it on the whisper challenge with Matthis 😂😂

[@noemi0749]

I love how Phil says "yogurt" lmao

[@elliemay5637]

...?

[@gabialas8008]

ElliexTurner x British people say it differently than Americans

[@parislily9570]

noemi 07 he says it normally

[@niamhcostello4766]

That's how british people say it

[@ariamaeve9629]

the fact that they thought kyle field was a person is still hilarious to me

[@lexichile]

"I don't think you're ready for this big mac" has a new meaning since WAP came out 😭

[@pissluvr47]

Dan saying "Where are you bitch" is my aesthetic

[@Nadia-ju7tf]

*I think Dan and Phil forgot that Popeye is also a restaurant*

[@zey1351]

isnt is popeyes

[@larisaramos5482]

Bedlamite ya but some people forget to put the s

[@jhubeJELLO]

google says there's only one in the UK.

[@penny3308]

Yeah it doesn't exist here so they probably didn't know

[@endofinfinity4131]

Most people don't know that. I definitely didn't.

[@translucentbear]

"We got double Hitler, Phil."

[@dyamimite]

Completely agree with Daniel on this- "Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" I've always thought that that's much more beautiful and amazing than some sort of 'fate' concept.

[@nevaehmoran3383]

"Who the fuck is googling Sand Kiting" -Dan Howell 2017

[@gabriellatafoya5394]

It's a coincidence that Dan is jealous of Sam

[@fairiesandfauna1445]

RedbearXD Your profile pic is me when they had that conversation 😂😂

[@mincake8316]

Or is it XD

[@mudi1004]

RedbearXD XD OMG you have the most perfect picture for your comment