LAUGHING MYSELF STUPID | Google Feud #2

[@alexpine8295]

Mark is asking the real questions. “Is my bird a terrorist?” “Why is my goldfish plotting against me?”

[@mariocar0727]

Why is my pet named Steve

[@emeraldmorgan6137]

@Gourd King Mutant but what about the goldfish plotting against you maybe they are in cohorts with the terrorist birds to bring about our down fall who knows

[@dove5777]

I have a pigeon named Hercules and he’s a fricking terrorist. He will literally scream at me until I give him food and then he will follow all the lady pigeons around and coo. Now he has a son. Loki is just as bad LMAO 😂

[@lebluedude2073]

i cant. the “why is my goldfish plotting against me?” ITS SO FUNNY

[@_Himanga_Kaushik_Baruah_]

@@mariocar0727 I AcCiDenTAlLy sWaLlOWed My pEt nAMeD sTEvE

[@antbug9588]

I did the “Is my bird...?” Question on Google Feud and “A terrorist” is now the top answer.

[@jagerlee6641]

😂👌

[@sylviabuzantian3307]

Mark HAD to have seen this and started laughing

[@dr.sonicyt9437]

Why do so many people have that profile picture you knwo that that's from fortnite

[@aprilkubik9708]

Rifty fan!

[@loganlmaoimreallycoolbtw]

Ant Bug you’re not worthy you have a fortnite logo

[@melisaaksu4903]

One of the questions are “I lied about my” And the first answer was.. “My pet named Steve”:😂

[@goucey]

Tea Split when?

[@kingdomofgachas878]

Wen

[@deadlyreaper3390]

I think after they watched this fans spammed my pet named Steve in google

[@MinefxrceFN]

Yea i got a that as the first answer as well!!!!

[@henleylinstruth8635]

I did it too and that answer was #1 XD

[@fake_miokii]

'What happens when you mix alcohol and bad decisions?' had me dying

[@mugguy-5478]

You get more alcohol from this... THE ALCOHOL MULTIPLES ITSELF!

[@leethcat8891]

When he said this I immediately said "a baby"

[@fake_miokii]

@@leethcat8891 LMFAO

[@sandstorm8]

Alcohol + bad decisions = Graystillplays

[@Jpw824]

The alcohol makes you make the bad decisions lol

[@SilverFoxSpirit97]

Markiplier: Why does everyone ship me and JackSepticEye? Also Markipler: WHy IS mY BoYFRieNd sO JaCKSEpTIcEYE???

[@itz_koki]

Lmao it's probably because of this video

[@kai-potato5411]

SEPTIPLIER AWAYY!!!!!

[@itz_koki]

@@kai-potato5411 No. Just. No.

[@vincentvangogh6883]

@@kai-potato5411 I want to like your comment so bad... But I don't at the same time. I think the inner fangirl chooses...

[@azulthederpnightfury7866]

Do I need to get the Septiplier Away Spray?

[@pearlescen]

I’m laughing my head off, it said the top result was “what age can babies *fly* “

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Pearlescent Laugh Out Loud

[@shmolratkc6492]

LOL

[@Joyful_Jo_]

IKR LMAO WTH

[@shadowkitty733]

...on a *plane*

[@Slugger11111]

"Huh let's see" throws 2 year old off building.... splat "nope, not at that age at least"

[@shinytie245]

he missed the chance to say, “is my bird a pet named steve”

[@knockxar]

Lmao

[@thatveryperson]

Lmao

[@ABlueyFan]

Lmao it’s an opportunity not a chance

[@seran3638]

Lmao

[@elgato7493]

666 likes

[@DropBoxSkai2769]

Marks answers are the funniest shit: "What age can babies fight to the death" "Is my bird a terrorist" "What the fuck is a bumbo" IM WHEEZING

[@Jesse_17]

For the babies fighting to the death I can just picture an image in my brain of two babies wearing boxing gloves about to battle eachother 😂

[@mugguy-5478]

@@Jesse_17 I picture like three thousand babies just attacking each other with knives

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

​@@mugguy-5478I can't tell which one is better

[@mugguy-5478]

@@Vicioussnakeboy Both are the best options

[@Floodpelt]

"Does santa claus have a huge..." *uncontrollable laughing* "...factory?"

[@kendellalba3534]

dOEs SANTa cLaISe hAvE a HuUUUuUuGe....FaCAtoRY? ( I literally died typing this)

[@echolynn13]

I don’t think anyone, including himself, thought he was going to end the sentence like that-

[@samster4044]

i was fully expecting him to say sack

[@shadooooooostayss]

@@samster4044 i was expecting him to say dick

[@shadooooooostayss]

@Jack same

[@jacr2766]

Why am I afraid of Markiplier’s answers

[@yeetyeet5358]

lol its there now

[@jeffreysalas6343]

@Harker Road Roller Da!

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

Markiplier: *plays google feud* Markipliers Neighbours: do you think he’s ok

[@glitchhunter538]

Eh i believe hes fine, leave em be

[@logansanders1844]

Yas because he is trapped in his own space and he can have a panic attack there!

[@glitchhunter538]

@@logansanders1844 and we dont need to worry at all lol

[@logansanders1844]

@@glitchhunter538 Yea because after all for some reason people think he is entertaining just watching laugh at thin air or himself lol

[@awesomechannel257]

6:37 7 days the horror game Reference

[@TheSparkgod]

in my mind, even now, "a pet named steve" is still the peak of comedy

[@mugguy-5478]

I'm thinking the same thing

[@Coprinus_comatus1017]

@@mugguy-5478same

[@vantrickpaughney3830]

"is my bird pregnant" ... it hurts to laugh that hard

[@hihi15yearsago56]

Wat

[@Molotovexe-be9ur]

is my bird a terrorist?

[@jacobw7938]

Meta Mali 🇲🇱

[@5H4TT3R3D]

"WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND SO JACKCEPTICEYE?!" Oh no, Mark, you just fuel the fanfictions...

[@sebastianmobley1933]

Marksepticeye when

[@approximately82kangaroos19]

Sebastian Mobley Never, because it’s called Septiplier. (No I don’t support it)

[@grimsimp67]

Oh no

[@sarahvee1481]

Yup

[@joemattingly3610]

Septiplier sucks. They're 2 straight men in committed relationships with women

[@hauntedheartss]

Nobody: The internet: *is my bird gay*

[@Unicorns115]

The fact that it was number 1 was even better

[@Gryphonzwing]

Their bird could be it happens more often with animals than you might think sometimes they'll take care of orphaned young.

[@harikunojo]

Does my bird is gay?

[@thelastsliceofbread4098]

I mean it's pretty common for birds so be gay so it's not that unreasonable .-. It's not like humans are the only species to have gay people

[@jas.per.25]

@@thelastsliceofbread4098 lol it was a joke

[@Hardjosh]

"Why does Santa Claus have a huge..." "Factory" Thank god.

[@Shaduza]

xD

[@ItsKateLive]

"Is my bird _Satan_ ?" If it's a love bird, yes.

[@karenannadonnelly]

If it's my darker bird then it definitely is It has took a chunk out of my dads finger and its beak is actually tiny

[@TheBeast9417YT]

If it’s Ari, then yes.

[@robynnhoud]

**yes**

[@sydisposting]

“Is my bird pregnant?” Mark: I don’t think you understand how birds work

[@Sir_Reynolds]

Sydney Harrell i think he does

[@emelieolmedo7966]

Sydney Harrell I’m laughing so hard

[@tylergendron7910]

XD

[@vynthiswechseln3868]

is my bird...pregananant?

[@yeetedwaldo6019]

The Puppeteer can birds get... pregante?

[@melvinsteell5878]

"why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye"

[@melvinsteell5878]

"why am I afraid of my sexuality"

[@aduro8962]

*why do people think i'm gay starts playing*

[@juliayoung5684]

Why am I afraid of my sexuality

[@MusicaKenith]

Septicplier confirmed!!

[@rachelthomas6611]

OMG SHIP IT

[@AltPlus30]

The "What the fuck is a bumbo" had me rolling

[@OFFICIALPG2009]

6:56

[@peanutbutter1635]

2016: My pet named Steve. 2018: E 2019: sbeve

[@antal4s]

1 month ago? On a 2016 video? You gotta be expired 🅱️nut 🅱️utter now, we'll use as weapon against the guards when we raid Area 51

[@bethwood6731]

2021 diick

[@memersupremer3736]

@@bethwood6731 2029 Sven from PewDiePie's Minecraft series

[@SquidwardTentaclesOfSquiddy]

I haven't watched the video yet. I'm guessing he'll laugh and finish sentences with 'A pet named Steve'.

[@erinpeterson3202]

well, you're not wrong

[@pantheon670]

Well it was actually a pet named Stever, but close enough

[@SquidwardTentaclesOfSquiddy]

I watched it lele

[@kick2154]

Same

[@100blueeyedboy]

I am always the answer

[@mr.cyanide4897]

"Will my dog eat my..." PET NAMED STEVE

[@springfoxy229]

Ryan Frenche XD

[@ryanymous2138]

I know, I'm funny! I got rid of that comment added it to my other answers!

[@username-ff4ul]

What if my dog IS a pet named Steve? Will she herself?

[@alura26]

is my bird *a pet named steve*

[@nid_pai2845]

oh my god his laugh is so infectious, i was trying to hold it in but i completely lost it at the ‘bumbo’ at 6:57

[@mugguy-5478]

Same bro

[@hunterojustice7236]

Same

[@DaddyCloyster]

5:31 Is there such a thing as a race of underground potatoe people? Where did you think Jack came from

[@leonardomacarthur7185]

ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING VICTORY TOWN!!!

[@godworthy_1138]

WE SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!

[@mishellescott1753]

CoRRecT YeET

[@amycooper4008]

:o ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!! JACKSEPTICEYE = POTATO CULTIST

[@reythepuppet3673]

What about ALL youtubers

[@xonis271]

WARNING: Mark’s laughs are very contagious, proceed with caution. Includes: a pet named Steve and a lot of giggles.

[@Extremegamer-eo8up]

Truth, I found out the hard way.

[@matthewmuehlberger4911]

@Katherine k WELL NO SHIT

[@ethanst28]

on god

[@mushroomgal5871]

Yea I didn't start laughing until he started to laugh and a few mins (1min or 2mins) after he started laughing I started luaghing . I SWeAr To GoD MarKiPLieR! NO! 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@mushroomgal5871]

Same. 💀💀💀💀 Now I was literally tearing up and I could barely keep my eyes open, but its been a few mins I can keep my eyes open while I was typing this.

[@theanimedweebs5583]

“Why am I afraid of my sexuality?” Me too Mark, me too

[@amewlms]

Honestly, samee

[@ajshdkebw8590]

why?

[@karenannadonnelly]

Same

[@Lunatica_]

Same

[@yuicutie6057]

@Alex The Art Kid I'm pansexual.

[@The_real_pyrotf2]

6:53 "Wtf is a bumbo" just cracked me up at like 10 am

[@quoththepartyguy]

Why is everyone talking about the gay bird and the pet named Steve? Why aren't we talking about *Do fish explore space*

[@Kheqi]

Wassup guy..pretty much we are the only people who are late

[@quoththepartyguy]

@@Kheqi i saw this years ago and just decided to come back.... looks like youre the only one whos late. Sorry :(

[@tastetherainbowmotherfoike4144]

Does my pet named STEVE explor space

[@ilaytzirin923]

What about me?

[@NaMeLeSs-in9dw]

I actually named my pet Steve

[@livingmess_]

the best question: Why Markiplier laughs at everything?

[@bokmansmarie2820]

As he said himself. He's a giggly bitch by nature. X'D

[@fainfawn7641]

I laugh at more

[@sweettea8493]

@@fainfawn7641 sure

[@goroakechi8729]

I laugh at a person microwaving iced tea, beat that. (It’s easy to beat it)

[@V-H-S-q3n]

Because he is really s weird person that apparently has a pet named steve

[@FabbrizioPlays]

Everyone: "Say the line, Mark" Markiplier: "...my pet named steve"

[@octosimp1717]

The hardest struggle in my life is knowing I had sex before marriage. It haunts my dreams, my thoughts, and even my prayers, and at times, for a split second I am even reminded of the lustful it gave me. Although instantly conviction floods mymind. Everyday I struggle with knowing that that very sin is why Jesus needed to die. I sentenced Jesus to the cross with my sin with my sin and while I am reminded of Gods grace daily I am also reminded of my shame. God forgive me, for I know I have sinned against you, but make me clean again O God and make my heart desire your desires, not my own.

[@Bee-el1zg]

@@octosimp1717 ...wtf. This was so outta pocket to Fabbrizio's comment.

[@octosimp1717]

@@Bee-el1zg such language is not necessary, I came to have fun and enjoy my childhood, not to regret my life decisions due to a fuckhead like you

[@dr.claudiafinch1088]

@@octosimp1717 Seriously, go preach elsewhere.

[@octosimp1717]

@@dr.claudiafinch1088 it’s a uh copypasta, from a really weird tik tok I found

[@bayleepalmer3]

“Is it bad to be hitler” still makes me laugh 6 years later

[@moonlitrodent]

"Why is my boyfriend so non-existent?" "Why am i so afraid of my sexuality?" getting some serious hints here

[@ZombPlayyz]

Why is my boyfriend so *jacksepticeye*

[@lucarudloff687]

*He knows*

[@rat6730]

confused amy noises

[@ehhhhhh1885]

@@ZombPlayyz *confused Evelyn noises*

[@bulidtool]

@@ZombPlayyz LOOLOLLOLL

[@jupiter-ym7cv]

what i thought.. Mark: "Is it painful to..." Me: IS IT PAINFUL TO BE A PET NAMED STEVE!?

[@ChocolateCherry]

My first thought too

[@axn-]

So true

[@chrisvisser-fee2631]

I just want you to know that "is my bird a terrorist" is now an answer to that question on Google Feud. Thanks, Mark.

[@briannathompson7303]

omg ahahahahah

[@overlyexcitedwaffle9895]

also if you get the question I accidentally ate... the number one answer is a pet named steve

[@briannathompson7303]

ahaha I'm actually dying right now aahaha

[@alexandraarmstrong3016]

Chris Visser-Fee laughing so hardddd😂😂

[@briannathompson7303]

I'm dying oml

[@TheRiverLeW]

"...I have a lot of (stupidity), and I try to hold it in. And it just comes out in bursts." An excellent tombstone epitaph.

[@courtniedenham7352]

His laugh is so contagious xD I've been laughing for the whole video xD

[@justyourlocaltatertot9891]

me too XD

[@catsnlean]

I was too.

[@ramensocks]

SAME

[@godisthename2114]

I read this comment and laughed.

[@nikkit3283]

Me too.

[@hauntedheartss]

I tried being serious and not laughing at the immature jokes. I failed. Miserably. Oh god I’m so immature.

[@jelly_bread388]

I hardly laugh the only people the make me laugh: dad,bff,my cat, markiplier. No one else. if you make my laugh an u are not on my list YOU ARE (a) funny as hell (b) you are magic. UwU

[@draconiquist]

Welcome to hell fellow sinner

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

hey, as long as you pay your bills and feed your pets you're good!

[@seilferif8065]

Don't worry my life is basically hEhEhEhAhHaHahaaAahAahAhAhaaHaha bUtTs

[@indigocrystalwolf_9548]

Yep and now you have 69 likes

[@idioticchaotic3158]

Mark: "does santa claus have a huge...-" marks mind: don't do it mark- don't do it- also mark: "factory"

[@Hope0201]

@Joshua McMillin Whats better is sack. Since he carries a sack of presents 🤣. And he has a BIG FAT SAAACK

[@reuguer.]

Monokuma!

[@tacoenandreas_is_tacoen]

@Joshua McMillin yeah I thought he gonna say penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Thehoneybeegod]

Markiplier being a 8 year old for 8 minutes straight

[@mugguy-5478]

yes

[@scrubtoilet44]

​@@mugguy-5478 yes

[@Animelover15606]

How is he acting like an 8 year old?

[@Thehoneybeegod]

you did not just ask that..@@Animelover15606

[@ElizaaKin]

It's 7 year old 😂😂😂

[@tracyderning3577]

"EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE BALLS!" -Markiplier 1923

[@bobknot6620]

Tracy Derning ummmmm 1923?

[@saragee432]

"What happened to markiplier?" "I don't f*cking know" Is he having an existential crisis?

[@19NooNaDa]

probably

[@rosso4k]

probably

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

probably

[@confluxx]

probably

[@ifoldyougo6517]

probably

[@uNclEFAkA]

4:23 "One day I woke up and got really stupid" *I know this feeling, Mark*

[@roeital5504]

Im stupid when im asleep too

[@petermcphoneface1987]

@@roeital5504 same,I literally rotated in my sleep and only found out because my sister told me

[@dove5777]

I will have “bad mornings” and “good mornings” on the bad ones I literally can’t think straight and my mind is dead. Opposite on the good mornings

[@Extremegamer-eo8up]

Same

[@RealLocalDumbass]

@@roeital5504 I'm stupid all the time

[@zhyaawat5080]

Why am I afraid of “a pet named Steve” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mugguy-5478]

It's because that pet named Steve is a bird, and that bird is a terrorist, and they're helping the goldfish in plotting against us, which is gonna start World War III

[@pringles6053]

What happened to Mark "I don't know...!" "one day i woke up and got really stupid.. and then i started making youtube videos" *all the while giggling*

[@stephanies.432]

RileyGames Ss why no comments, but all the likes

[@x_oticalis3456]

4:16

[@ambriz202]

Your pic is my twitter pfp

[@laurenicole502]

“What happened to markiplier?”

[@copiasrats]

"WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND SO JACKSEPTICEYE!?" ~Markiplier 2016

[@Mon.AleXX7]

Rose Chamberlin 😂😂😂😂👌

[@caity_strophic]

2016*

[@Styxlime]

"Why am I afraid of my sexuality "markiplier 2016 Wait ,mark in all this videos you say weird stuff .Are you trying to tell us something????

[@cecarnation]

Rose Chamberlin SEPTIPLIER AWAY

[@Mc-rh6dr]

Rose Chamberlin YESSS THE SHIP SEPTIPLIER IS REAL NOW!!!!

[@rachelhanger888]

And here we see the rare mark in his natural habitat.

[@yaoiaddicowo1624]

Ultimaria _ Lol

[@phychwolf7842]

Ultimaria _ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO!!

[@lvbboi9]

DISCOVERY CHANNEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[@Dustterr]

3:33 The best Halloween laugh I’ve ever seen

[@hibinosaki]

MAKE. GOOGLE. FUED. A. SERIES.

[@hibinosaki]

If you agree like that comment

[@bro4995]

I would like that comment but I'm on mobile. but I can scream I AGREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! That most likely doesn't help though.

[@anikuo2449]

+hiambecca isaweaome Same

[@mama.no0dle]

YAAASSS!!!👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@trent6626]

Great sentence(s)

[@honguocngo2086]

5:41 You were NOT going to say "factory", Mark, and I think we all know that.

[@zachgreenninja3885]

Yeah he was going to say a sleigh

[@boker6995]

no you are just dirty minded

[@rasazy5441]

Yeah I think he was gonna say a huge house

[@rmlb_340_ph]

The D

[@DantheStormTracker2007]

probably he was going to say di- i was advised not to finish this joke.

[@Cat-ih2ke]

I've never felt happier just watching a man giggling at himself ^^

[@averyceline6063]

ikr!!

[@kendallalexandra214]

Servant Shinigami ikr

[@quickblade9590]

Servant Shinigami ive never felt happier watching a pet named steve play this game

[@jasminebrown7248]

4:47 septiplyer anyone :)

[@Cat-ih2ke]

yes! XD

[@themaskmakers8777]

I asked my mother: “Is it possible to give birth to a genie?” And her reaction. “Well genies come from magic lamps, so unless someone got one stuck in their ass, I don’t think it’s possible.”

[@themaskmakers8777]

So I laughed my ass off. And I do not think I have a Genie Lamp stuck up my ass

[@ElizaaKin]

Omfg. That has me crying and wheezing....I don't think I took a single breath for almost a minute 😂😂😂😂 Tell your mom that's comedy GOLD

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

Why does that sound like something you can do in Baldur’s Gate 3!?!

[@acegamer9347]

“Why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye?” Goddammit...

[@synobyte2123]

Followed closely by; "Why am I afraid of my sexuality?" WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US MARK

[@LocalizedGhosts]

Followed by: why am I afraid of my sexuality? Marks telling us something-

[@l.dthekatt1836]

@@synobyte2123 he's gay JK IGNORE ME!

[@Someone-ej7kd]

4:35 the clip

[@kai-potato5411]

SEPTIPLIER AWAAAYYY!!!!!

[@MoonyFBM]

Mark + Google Feud = *laughing to death*

[@finch8028]

Mark + Google feud = A pet named Steve.

[@fordmosolino7590]

FnaFBMinecraft idsa is r the way

[@fordmosolino7590]

The best way to start the night off with is a little ya girl I don't have a job I want to know she has to do that I and

[@Milanutje]

Pet named steve*

[@callumrobertson2768]

Shit couldn't stop laughing

[@amnathegrande]

Mark: Why is my boyfriend so *Jacksepticeye?* I can hear the fangirly screams back there 😂

[@dudeguy1624]

Scream😏

[@justcallmejj4498]

This started septicpiler

[@kai-potato5411]

You know what would be awesome?? If jacksepticeye watched this video lmao

[@livvyw259]

Shh......🤫😂

[@tubbyqueen]

Shipping people who actually exist is so wrong. It’s just.. WRONG.

[@nefariou5]

i love that mark just laughs at his own guesses

[@danieljoseph7298]

UPDATE ON THIS OLD, OLD, VIDEO: it has gained so much popularity, that "is my bird a terrorist", is now THE #1 google autocomplete. WHAT THE F-

[@aceofspades2201]

same with "is it fun to be a pet named steve". that's the top answer for that question now.

[@dextrosefather]

LETS GOO POGCHAMP

[@noellekippen1427]

I have a dog named Steve and every time Mark said "pet named Steve" my dog came running over. I was laughing so hard I was crying😂😂😂

[@phychwolf7842]

Noelle Kippen SAME

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

Lmaooo

[@hadiza900]

Can I legally change my dog’s name

[@crimsonrose2417]

The important questions

[@malexthegreat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Dukeofnachos]

It's like we came here for Google Feud but Mark is playing Cards Against Humanity.

[@addiemiller7166]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@partiya_vaginodictatury_Aliyi]

hahaha exactly! xD

[@mc.gemstone]

did he play that before?

[@perfectlypeachy9369]

Yup...

[@saphari22]

yes, indeed. he should play that again!

[@OgeyTheTerrible]

I'm going through a really rough time and coming back to these videos is really helping me. You're the best, man, keep being fucking awesome.

[@CelesteisUndead]

"Why is my boyfriend so nonexistent?" That hit me on a personal level.

[@who-ny5oe]

Because I'm not gay

[@seanmccourt2369]

Markiplier:An incredibly smart guy who originally wanted to be an engineer also Markiplier:”Is my bird a terrorist?” *Laughs hysterically*

[@kyovibe]

@Levi Garrett Monroe .-.

[@mugguy-5478]

@LeviGarrettMonroe I think your bird is helping the goldfish plot against us... This is gonna start World War III

[@meganwall4405]

I'm 1000% sure Mark was high when he filmed this

[@turtlenamedtony680]

Megan Wall the first time I watched this, I though he's drunk..... but I'm not trying be be offensive, I swear. I love all of his videos❤

[@sam_tbh]

Megan Wall yes

[@roseshaman3973]

Megan Wall definitely

[@odette2040]

ᴄᴏᴛᴛøɴ ᴄᴀηᴅʏ Actually, I'm pretty sure he's old enough to do dat

[@odette2040]

ᴄᴏᴛᴛøɴ ᴄᴀηᴅʏ Also why u gotta be so rude

[@wilsonstan]

Mark: *Mad because ‘my pet named Steve’ wasn’t on there.* It sometimes being on there now:

[@strangerain2095]

Mark: At what age can babies fight to the death Me: *spits out water*

[@Mark-uz2nf]

Taryn Taffy Lol I’m sorry but I can imagine two adorable babys with like the padded helmets and boxing gloves just dueking it out

[@kai-potato5411]

Lmao at that part I ran to my baby brother screaming," OH SHIT ITS THE HUNGER GAMES!!!"

[@cjmrexfart3024]

How did you make the spits out water part bold print

[@buttchickennugget1503]

@@cjmrexfart3024 use the * around a sentence like this: * no spaces though * *It will look like this*

[@coffeeseriez]

"What the fuck is the bumbo?!"

[@LydiaColdgem]

His laugh alone makes me laugh.

[@Mjxsparks03]

Ikr

[@bibyk5032]

omg me 2 XD

[@gabgabmonster9117]

Same

[@Alex-dd7mt]

2 xD

[@navymustang4687]

his laugh is contagious

[@Junker1995]

I think his bird is pregananant.

[@Yvetteeee2012]

Creatox Beatles Guitar Lessons not Pregnananat it's Pregnant

[@walterhobbs9581]

Creatox Beatles Guitar Lessons OMG XD

[@jeffreyrowe9814]

Only real fans get it👌🏽👌🏽

[@idkwhatmynameshouldbe.0459]

I think it was purginat

[@shannakou6411]

Jeffrey Rowe true😂

[@VA_Edits.22]

I love how he ignored when it said "is it painful to have sex"-

[@megan-om9zz]

The creators changed it to “what age can babies - subscribe to markiplier” as one of the answers 😂👌🏻

[@AOTOM382]

M B uhh the creators dont change it thats actual searches hes just guessing what people searched

[@zoecobb6391]

My

[@zoecobb6391]

.

[@rubenthor1987]

And "Fight to the death" in first place LOL!

[@InjusticeLord75]

b4nny creators = google

[@AlienoidNovace]

Eight straight minutes of Mark's laughter and dick jokes? Count me the fuck in.

[@markiplier]

+Saero Novace you're the hero this world needs.

[@GrandMoffClubby]

+Markiplier oh my god mark lol

[@olly6776]

+Markiplier Says the hero!

[@fizzyliz5459]

It was Fucking amazing XD

[@GaarasBloodRose]

I agree completely. This is the highest quality entertainment possible.

[@adrianna4401]

Mark: "Why is my boyfriend so JackSepticEye?" Teh Viewers: *Peace was never an option*

[@glitchhunter538]

Peace was an option at one point

[@aarongamer2003]

I like how i watched this when it came out

[@nostera5142]

1:35 You can see he has been making serious and deep researches for In Space With Markiplier for many years. 🤣

[@yttrium7646]

I should not be watching this at night when everyone's trying to sleep...

[@roarieeee1529]

Fox Gryphon omg same

[@h3ath3rhilborn8]

SAME

[@h3ath3rhilborn8]

Why 0729 and you where yesterday

[@fanofprettymucheverything6666]

SAME IM TRYING TO STIFLE MY LAUGHTER

[@roarieeee1529]

Heather Hilborn what

[@brendagrasiela4239]

I played this and one question was " I lied about my ... " One of the answers were " Pet named Steve " ( 7,000 )

[@mhnd5699]

xD

[@ytaimoor]

Lol the same happened to me!!!!!!

[@gamingart6866]

I GOT THAT ONE TOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@candicrewxox961]

Same xp

[@siddharthrajesh1352]

Brenda Grasiela nani

[@rebeccaosborne3405]

"One day I woke up and got really stupid..." Story of my life

[@panicghost4756]

Same

[@xxhyperskullzxx797]

My life is the same

[@crimson5132]

I mean, I'm everyday stupid

[@NebulaOldChannel]

Same here, m8.

[@sarahshields5964]

Yes 😂😂

[@Dracoliner]

everyone, QUICK SERACH UP EVERYTHING WITH MY PET NAMED STEVE AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@akemi4391]

"why is my boyfriend so jacksepticeye" IM CRYING OH GOD

[@LeonussLel]

ikr wHY IS NOONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[@babu1to1]

ur profile picture makes that comment perfect XD

[@AmethystRedRuby]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

[@Thomanski]

SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@whispingfeather3491]

I DIED AT THAT PART 😂

[@ava-bb9is]

Me:Playing google feud I think I accidentally ate a... Me:Gets it wrong Google feud top answer: Pet named Steve Me: MAAARRRKKKKM WHYYY?!!?

[@ally-gz5kd]

Ava Yee I played it just a few minutes ago after watching the video and I got that question and put pet named Steve and it was number 1 and I was like what have we done

[@hoodietheproxy8575]

😂😂😂😂😂 That would be the best thing ever

[@user-bh1mi3qc4p]

that's true i just play it

[@khasfanafeezah6506]

Wait that's true?! Lol😂😂😂

[@kingloki8669]

Google feud: I think life is.. Me: a pet named Steve Google feud: correct Me: *HOLY FUCK*

[@willtheoreminer5527]

Google: *"I think life is a pet named steve"* no joke this acutally happened and i died while typing this crap

[@Sam-oc4wc]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh my pet name steve

[@noohr9595]

Omg I did it and it actually came up 😂🤣🤣

[@pheonixx2994]

“One day I woke up, and was stupid.” -Markiplier

[@turntechpothead]

"Why am I afraid of my sexuality" Mark are you hiding something from us? "Why is my boyfriend so jackepepticeye" mARK ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM US??

[@berrymayhem6174]

I don't wanna say I can relate to the sexuality thing... But I can relate.

[@SlowieTTT]

He came out to us in this video 😂

[@junaxy5833]

NO.

[@markd.9918]

that's what I was thinking.

[@darkangelxox2842]

Omg i never thought of that but u are so right

[@somerandomdemigod4636]

Play this again!!!

[@silvf6241]

SomeRandomDemigod yes

[@KadentheGamer-jr9hn]

SomeRandomDemigod I agree

[@xenon547]

Yup

[@ryem4329]

SomeRandomDemigod I love your name

[@somerandomdemigod4636]

sherlock bloody holmes thanks! I like yours too :)

[@asherr9631]

Why is my boyfriend so jacksepticeye? XD

[@beanieboxer4783]

SEPTERPLIER AWAY!!!!

[@random-is6pv]

*SEPTIPLIER AWAY*

[@sawcee]

*SEPTIPLIER WILL NEVER BE DEAD*

[@seanokeeffe7567]

S E P T I P L I E R A W A Y

[@evixepotato5987]

Septiplier Away

[@oliveru551]

why does his laugh sound like a demon

[@dewsyy.]

“why am i afraid of” me: _b a b i e s ._

[@kclulu]

"is there such a thing as a underground race of potato people" MAKE IT A TOP SEARCH DO IT

[@ltepperson]

POTATO people? Sounds like Mark has a special... "Liking" to jacksepticeye...

[@porilance5260]

+Go Diva Mark DID say he was the potato King....

[@danandbands5854]

on it XD

[@charlieleonard8540]

Yes everyone search this on google

[@onettaviator5396]

YES

[@sarahvee1481]

Mark: is my bird... gay? *gets it right* Mark: WHAT?!?!?

[@liamaltork2551]

Mark: HOW IS THAT ONE OF THEM?!?!?

[@walidhmd]

E

[@arcyine]

@Gourd King Mutant betray and finish her she will make the bird colony, and that won't be good the argentavis will be back from extinction.

[@luvliallie]

my bird is homophobic

[@primalharp7]

He didnt say my pet named steve 1:24

[@serpentymeisdead]

"Is there such a thing as a underground race of potato people?!" -Markiplier, 5 years ago (5:27)

[@matthewskewes2070]

😐😐🤣😐😐

[@Jesse_17]

DAMNIT! WE'RE GONNA RISE AGAIN!

[@Gacha_Ray]

7 years now

[@butterfly-buck]

When I grow up, I'm gonna get a kitten. And I'm gonna name it Steve

[@hannah5374]

+TheMythCraft Beat ya to it

[@dakotaboyd2243]

TheMythCraft me too

[@jessiediaz4915]

Genius

[@Randomperson-vd2hi]

Lol for some reason I read when I grow up I'm going to eat my kitten

[@HuSH_cptfalcon]

Google feud: is it possible to. Mark:be you're pet named Steve

[@Mr.Tapeworm]

Mark: why does everyone ship me and Jack Also mark: why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye

[@dr.alexei8894]

Ikr xD

[@RK_Enthusiast]

Oop✨

[@itzroselover8190]

I ship them together.

[@Mr.Tapeworm]

@@itzroselover8190 why

[@itzroselover8190]

@@Mr.Tapeworm I dont know im just weird (even though its one of my otps of youtuber ships)

[@greenberrygk]

“Is my bird a terrorist” and “should I swim with jeff goldbloom” are his best ones

[@thefishlord2344]

I was playing Google Feud and the question was "can you milk a " The 3rd answer was cucumber. Edit: The question was "is it fun to" 4th answer was "be a pet named steve".

[@kendellalba3534]

XD

[@victorhelp1571]

The one with steve is now 1st xD

[@aceofspades2201]

The one with steve is now the top answer, lmao

[@nicolesweet4515]

XDXDXD

[@mugguy-5478]

THE PETS NAMED STEVE ARE RISING SIGNIFICANTLY!

[@trinb7568]

I started playing Google feud and the question I think I swallowed a... The number 1 answer is pet named Steve

[@yrthchannel5701]

Trinity Blomfield me to

[@callofabyss]

Trinity Blomfield oh My GOD

[@searchingsmiles]

minecrafterz world .krystiwolfy.tumblr.com/post/147110694522/markiplier-look-at-what-youve-done

[@mintymaster6498]

Trinity Blomfield 😂

[@rimurutempest5822]

Trinity Blomfield 😂😂😂☺️🤣🤣🤣

[@NukaKappa]

“Is my bird Jacques?” Nice JonTron reference there, Mark.

[@thegirlwhodraws38]

Jontron and JaidenAnimations have the best bird friends in the world. I know you didnt mention Jaiden, just thought i'd point that out too.

[@Cyberwaddles]

I knew it sounded familiar 😂

[@nicholasdemaio3827]

Glad someone caught that

[@Foxtail190]

I think this is funnier out of context, with no video, just audio.

[@tpagaming6151]

I was playing Google Feud on my phone and suddenly a question came- "I think life is..." Guess what the 4th top answer was... *_A PET NAMED STEVE_* Not. Even. Kidding.

[@kcjoules1841]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED😂

[@AlexDeFrisco]

TPA Gaming mine said simulation

[@tpagaming6151]

@@AlexDeFrisco well mine was 5 months ago so..

[@tpagaming6151]

@@AlexDeFrisco and also it was the 4th highest at that time

[@The-EJ-Factor]

Yessssss

[@BUTTON4242]

Every fucking time he started laughing, I STARTED LAUGHING! And, thanks to you Mark, my fucking CHEEKS HURT!!! **myupperonesnotmylowerones**

[@DarkenedArk]

Same and I'm trying to be quiet cause everyone is sleeping help me xD

[@BUTTON4242]

Welcome to the Trashy Fandom Laugh louder, then they'll be awake. :'D

[@taylormorgan9224]

Welcome to the Trashy Fandom Same and it's 1 am

[@BUTTON4242]

Taylor Hemmings Lol. its 12:00 am here.

[@lexell21]

my cheeks hurt too!! *my upper ones not my lower ones* XD

[@beemis8469]

**semi-laughing for the entire sentence** “Does Santa Claus have a giant...” **full-on über laughter** “...Factory??” My favourite line in all of KZbin.

[@Prinsten47]

SAME!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakestockton16478]

Santa Claus is packin… Gifts

[@Winters_Ethan]

Markiplier:What happens when you mix alcohol and bad decisions.