Is steel the real deal? (Balatro)

[@echiko4932]

"Do you know what 140x18 is?" "No." "Me neither."

[@PKZ21]

Neither do i

[@xtrinoxx]

me too

[@KrackerUncle]

but if i ask it at my math exams I fail the class. talk about double standards. streamer are so lucky.

[@Nyles_FS]

I mean it's like 140x10 + 140x8, which is 1400 plus something

[@echiko4932]

@@Nyles_FS 2800 - 280

[@user-zq1eo2pp5s]

"8's take a bow you did your job couldn't have done it without your support" lol that's such good clean humor guess that's what 20 years of filling air does

[@HolyDeviant1]

28:30 Drivver's Liscence pops. Will he blueprint it before playing a hand? 29:03 he will not

[@tparkerino]

Luna's "that's a hospital card" was honestly some galaxy brain stuff

[@colinouille2786]

I liked when she asked what the jokers did, I don't even know if I would've understood that they did anything tbh

[@tparkerino]

@@colinouille2786 yeah! No way I woulda understood that those squares on the screen had a meta effect like HUH genius kid I tell ya

[@kriss554]

Anytime I see anything Balatro, I have no idea what's going on. But due to an unhealthy addiction to MTG cards, when I see shiny colorful cards flash across my screen, my brain starts drip feeding dopamine directly into my system. 10/10 great content egg

[@trehairston1840]

NL teaching his daughter how to survive in Vegas

[@rjbeefy5020]

I cannot believe the shop luck to go Spade build and every booster packed produced nothing but hearts, clubs, and diamonds.

[@Khrrck]

Really the only spade joker he had was the arrowhead. He could probably have exchanged that for any multiplying joker and just run heart flushes, especially since he kept generating so many 8 of Hearts.

[@danil8663]

There is no reason for him to try and force spades this hard in the first place. Wrathful joker is ass, and arrowhead isn't great either

[@ABomm]

Joker costs $3 for a free reroll, NL has 1 empty joker slot and a card that benefits from selling jokers. "I think I'll spend $5 to reroll" 14:10

[@OmniscientOctopus]

Summer of Steely Hand

[@kingjorritiv5554]

+2

[@Owen-ug1ox]

This comment got me reelin in the years. +2

[@mathbookhero]

Bala-latro Bala-latro Gonna sell my bad jokers

[@maceinfaceinc]

Eeeeegg! It will come back to you!

[@Vario69]

​@@maceinfaceincwhen Dan Gheesling plays this, he's Steely Dan

[@thezestylime8747]

56:21 "the next generation of Balatro players are...living in Vancouver?!" *epic Disney show intro*

[@Thatpandaguybrodude]

I loved that show when I was younger

[@franciscobernardo95]

Him: something's cooking brother, Me: hmm yes, your brain, dipped in moma liz's chili oilllll

[@memerod7109]

+2

[@KyleJCustodio]

He added more hearts than spades in his spade deck.

[@ereynolds72]

“1+4=5” “1+4=5? Well I can’t argue with that”

[@garyadams9345]

balatro

[@Andiama]

my shoes

[@bobbob-lm9vv]

But its a roman jester or whatever. Come on google, work harder

[@TheAlbertos]

my shoes

[@iconica9516]

me when my shoes cartooonishly fall off "Balatro!"

[@brandonchin9873]

that can’t be

[@casserCOM]

Is steel the real deal? I say with a squeal. As my tummy rumbles from yesterday's meal. 100,000 chips, not salted nor buttered, made of verdant leaves, from ante's I've suffered. When I X'd 1.5, how I felt so alive, as the dinging had dinged, and the numbers did climb. 1.5 -1.5, 60 mult, whats the score? Oh, just 135, but with blue chips galore! The fire, it roared! As my points went and soared. 1 MILLION chips, the Boss Blind was no more!

[@jusca1419]

dr seuss pill fr

[@cry_stain]

casually spitting bars in NL comments! write some music brother you got skills

[@Kaybee3104]

Henry Bessemer is looking down on this run with a smile on his face.

[@robmack519]

My man wholeheartedly REFUSES to add a spade! Just more purple seals forever.

[@franciscobernardo95]

i spent 5 minutes screaming "MoVe ThE BlUePrInT" to the wall

[@Depressed_Spider]

Read this before getting to the point and now that I am: Yes. The pain is real.

[@patricktan7120]

@@Depressed_Spideroh no i just got there

[@BenRHarsh]

Me wondering which 5 minute section you were yelling during. Did you have to stop because your vocal cords ruptured?

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

​@@BenRHarshStopped because NL actually moved the blueprint next to campfire, which is nothing short of miraculous honestly. You would find ruptured vocal chords on NL SAP videos tho.

[@HolyDeviant1]

"Why do I make things complicated? THis is common, this is uncommon, buff the uncommon!" >Campfire and Driver's License on the other end of the joker row

[@adamroberts1951]

My favorite slice of life mc

[@joaonogueira3952]

He low-key found the purple steel strat, pog

[@WollyChaps]

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Know when to mult your mult, know when to run.

[@genieinthepot2455]

What's the people steel strat? Seems counter productive

[@cyanthrope]

@@genieinthepot2455 I'm going to guess it's about flexibility, since sometimes you're in such a position you really don't need the xmult so you can just discard the purple seal for the tarot, since you wouldn't put steel or purple seal on a card you actually intend on playing. But I'm not familiar with it

[@MangroveLord]

People steal

[@xAssassinsx6]

Not Northernlion teaching his daughter that 140x18 is 8 mil 😂

[@Mr.Rhombus]

The duality of this man is amazing. "I am enamored with this card" ... "Neuron activation, monkey brain style"

[@Cliff425]

I am loving the Balatro content but when your daughter walked in, it absolutely made this video! So sweet, gave me the biggest smile!

[@liamjamesharris]

Hes a good Dad. We support good Dads here.

[@arcmage7000]

53:35 "I don't think there is anyone who can help me"

[@vortex_master]

Everything is going faster than usual (including his speech) plus he had an edit? What universe did I just shift into?

[@tomerssh]

"slice of life and the cut of a deck" there ya go

[@novafire0268]

He even tried to bring in his ringer at the end to get him past the 300 mil ante. Gotta love the effort

[@JustCallMeTunde]

Ahh yes: steel cards with purple seals. Exactly the combo I would expect of NL

[@nikkof5384]

As long as he comes out learning seals, enchancements, and material(rarity? Foil, poly, holo) are separate layers to a card I’ll count it as a dub.

[@Jabbersac]

@@nikkof5384 you're new here huh

[@jiggly821]

@@nikkof5384 He did not, towards the end there was a spade 10 with only gold seal and he still used empress (give mult to 2 cards) on only the 8 spade

[@referenceking8848]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@nikkof5384it’s seals, enhancements, and editions (that’s what they’re referred to as in the collection), and he will never learn enhancements vs editions 😂

[@BaneOfXistence4]

Somebody just has to say something in chat the kind way and he'll pick stuff up so it feels like advice rather than backseating. All someone has to say is, "red seal on steel cards go hard". He sees that, the gears turn, and it will forever be added to the playbook.

[@sonan333]

At 37:26 While Jupiter is the biggest planet, it's all relative, so if we are as far away as possible from Jupiter, first it looks smaller than others, and second, it may be blocked by the sun, making it impossible to find for the time being. And, with this logic, Earth would/should be the easiest to find, which, considering what full house is at (given by Earth), I may be on(to) something. There, I made it make sense.

[@GeoffPlays]

My like 2nd Balatro run was a steel card run where I had mime joker and the joker that gives mult for every steel card you have. I just drew a full hand of steel and played high card every turn and it carried me to ante 11 or 12, where runs go to die

[@perfectcuremt]

I got a soul card from an arcane pack on the spectral deck for my first joker. Perkeo, the joker that makes a negative copy your consumable slot popped up. The spectral pack gives you a hex and makes spectral cards appear in the shop. I added poly chrome to perkeo, opened a spectral and got the one the copy a joker and deletes all others. Now I have 2 poly chrome perkeo, making 2 negative consumables at the end of every shop. I found a creates rare joker and sets money to 0, so I duped those for a few rounds until I got some jokers I liked. Made a bunch of death cards and hangman before finding a cryptid in the shop and going crazy with glass and steel cards.

[@admkbldwn]

bro, watching NL debate whether doubling adding chips or doubling adding flat mult is better when he could mult his mult by 3 TWICE for a total of x9 mult is c r a z y edit: I forgot it was polychrome too. I'm dying. the points left on the table were insane

[@isaacbee1]

Blueprint doesn’t copy Polychrome/Foil/Holo, but otherwise you are correct. Edit: He finally figured out he should be copying one of them at 41:21

[@Brandon_Gale]

It’s why we all watch him. What a guy.

[@thejerg]

I will maintain to my dying day NL has always been an industry plant sent to KZbin/Twitch JUST to sell copies of games from the absolute frustration....

[@Jgallstar1]

​@@isaacbee1I've been crying and throwing up watching him not realize this for like ten minutes already. I read your comment and realize I still have 8 minutes to go. Help me

[@ObeseWizard]

ok thank you I thought I was missing something lol

[@markmartiros660]

14:23 shoulda taken free reroll then sold it since he rerolled anyway. Woulda added to the mult

[@Creamy_Shartz]

Greatly enjoyed the Luna commentary

[@davidwillaert2992]

I have never seen wheel of fortune work once. Not once, ever.

[@GalacticGravyGaming]

my favorite part about this run is seeing him buy the boss reroll and never using it when the boss kinda does him dirty XDD

[@4twstdmdl]

@37:09 you had a straight flush of spades Wild A - 5, Neptune could have finally popped off! ggs

[@Mognet_t]

Buying the Club buff Joker and immediately rolling into "all Clubs debuffed" Boss Blind is such a power move.

[@theonlydkdreng]

What is the charge?! Using some steel? Some ordinary chinese steel?

[@BrianM_3rd]

Gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean. Can't be any geek off the street.

[@gonetomars3697]

REGULATERS

[@Glaene1990]

Eggs, cards and flushes. my perfect friday!

[@ruibarian5187]

I wonder how many thousands of hours it will take the egg to figure out than any x2 or greater multiplier is better than copying any additive mult joker.

[@peytonowens6382]

Missed the chance to call this episode Real Steal

[@BenRHarsh]

They need to have a puzzle mode that teaches NL now to spot four finger straight flushes. Watching him throw out random cards as a discard along with a 4-card flush or straight when there's a straight flush available is killing me.

[@trippdeez1]

Also around 39:20 you could Empress onto the foil gold seal 9 of spades (it wont overwrite that) and the wild gold seal A of spades (that you said making wild was silly)

[@beaniiman]

Haelian has had some dirty runs, I find it refreshing to see a normal human being play this game only moderately better than what I can manage.

[@iconica9516]

hes turning his kid into a balatro expert this is either the greatest thing of all time of the beginning of the ultimate gambling origins

[@wyattarent857]

his use of blueprint was so cursed all game LOL hooooly

[@cxayse]

northernlion plays balatro is my favourite slice of life anime for sure

[@aelix56]

He went full poggers on this one, I can't believe this.

[@BlueYYu]

Every e-number run I've had have been steel card runs.

[@AbelmcTrobel]

Glad to see NL is introducing his daughter to gambling -addiction- dedication early

[@AtomicSlugg]

Friendship ended with SAP Balatro is my new best friend

[@lainey7157]

Balatro bgm got me rockin it harlequin style

[@jack.hodkinson]

02:36 discards like this are why we watch NL

[@alexboiiii]

NL never biting the bullet and just going for flushes on ante 1 is always nice

[@todorsostar7974]

Yk, stuff like A, 2, 3 of spades, 4 of diamonds, and 9 of spades counts as a straight flush when you have 4 fingers, so leveling neptune can be quite OP. it's important to have 4 cards that constitute a flush and 4 that constitute a straight in order for it to be considered a straight flush, and with 5 cards it's more than doable

[@gungy_vt]

The slice of life that cuts the deck.

[@RandomAutist]

Baldastro back again with the cracked Egg.

[@arek.mp4]

never forget that the guy handling the cards is the one giving you financial advise.

[@perfectcuremt]

Blueprint doubles whatever you put it on, so if you have a joker like drivers license that is more than times 2 you should use it on that.

[@perfectcuremt]

If you have bought blank enough, after you buy it you get the change to get a voucher to add a joker.

[@andreashellesy4110]

I am here for the slice of life… and the vard related pun.

[@NICOTHATKID]

37:02 straight flush Ace-5 of spades. I’m gonna okay the best hand I got….

[@NICOTHATKID]

Proceeds to play a flush.

[@grain_death]

i’ve been here since isaac where you fully walked away from the recording for 10 minutes to pick up a package, you could upload a video where you forget to play the game and i’d still watch it

[@JohnAndJohner]

2:04 It's every day bro with that Olivia Rodrigo flow

[@RigoVids]

“Eight million is a big number… that’s more people than live in Vancouver.” 💀 bro I think that covers all of BC too

[@avvvqvvv99]

he refuses to play straight flushes

[@Canadian_Princess]

I barely understand this game, but I imagine Egg has cooked his own brain twice over.

[@Nathan55411]

Fun fact: if you use DNA on a steel card, the multiplier of the duplicated steel card is applied right then and there.

[@brandonnao]

Crazy how he identified me in the first 10 seconds of the video

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

I understand his purple addiction.

[@babyelephant3077]

52:42 just ruined her understanding of multiplying 😂

[@TimTim3000]

Like a regular Steely Dan

[@lawncrow]

Now imagine if Dan played a steel card run

[@erikmshaw]

Man I could watch balatro forever. My best run ended where NL’s did. I’ve found myself doing the same where I’m worrying less about winning runs and trying to instead play runs to get as far as I can in endless. I remember the last game I played with endless was luck be a landlord and that was so boring because it truly was endless where as with balatro you’re cooked by ante 11 MAYBE 12 some runs. Though I’ve never even seen ante 12.

[@mononaut]

I got up to ante 12 on my first red stake game, had an insane combo with the highest scoring hand being like 44 million. The scaling blows up fast, I think small blind is 22 million for ante 12.

[@CmdrCorn]

Numberblocks goes so hard. Also now I need to test my 4 year old to see if he knows the number 18, because Im thinking stay at home parenting is going hard too.

[@mrcountersnipe8008]

Why do you not buy The Tribe at 55:30 man

[@Absogotdanglutely]

Him skipping the lucky 3 of spades for the wild made me cry

[@perfectcuremt]

The closer you are to equal chips and mult, it's the biggest point total. Example 100x100 is more than 50x150 or 25x175. However, the reason you can get numbers beyond billions is the multipliers from jokers, steel, glass, polychrome, retriggers on those ect.

[@MegaScytheman]

This is what makes plasma good, you can all in on mult and still benefit from the mult/chips split

[@perfectcuremt]

@@MegaScytheman flexing on me, I don't think I have that unlocked lol

[@rikit2870]

I think getting a steel king deck with DNA and Baron was my best ever run, so much fun and it was infinite mult

[@S4INTai]

I don't know if he ever reads youtube comments but one of these days he'll realize that with 4 fingers you can play a 4 card straight with 3 spades and have an extra spade as the 5th card and it counts as a straight flush

[@pete1318]

What's crazy is he has done exactly this

[@KevinAccetta]

Huh..? A straight flush with 4 of the same suit you mean? Or you mean (for example) 2|3|4|5 and then the fifth can be whatever rank as long as it's the same suit?

[@pete1318]

@@KevinAccetta if you have a club 2, diamonds 3,4, and 5, and any other diamond, then that is a straight flush with 4 fingers

[@KevinAccetta]

@@pete1318 Ok I get it, cuz the flush is from the 4 suits and the straight is from the 4 ranks regardless of the suit. That makes sense, tho feels like it shouldn't work that way lol

[@crypticTmesis]

I use NL's steel strat now and it works out really well, especially when I'm cutting cards +2

[@s3vere195]

I'm surprised he hasn't learned the difference between seals/editions/enhancements considering they're different categories on the collection menu.

[@palerider9565]

after becoming a father the dad related jokes are 10x funnier

[@bobbio100]

The problem with this game being out is now I keep wanting to comment on plays I would have made that you didn't, but, I won't. But one thing I'll say as for the game rules is every card can have an "edition", a seal, and an enhancement. Editions are polychrome, foil, and holographic. Red seal polychrome is 1.5^2 in played hands, so, that's fun

[@emprox1]

nl not sorting by suit while playing flush is driving me crazy

[@metazock]

the first few rounds were painful

[@Sidewaystian]

I think the smeared joker could've saved it with straight flushes. With 4 fingers you can cheat them by making 2345 with lets say 1 wrong suit card and and random card of the suit you need as the fifth card the game will still count it

[@NERFTommy99]

In my opinion, based on admittedly limited hours in the game so far, keeping steel on an off suit early is great because you have fewer cards you have to cut and you can just convert it to your trump suit at some point.

[@trippdeez1]

Foil, Holographic, Polychrome, and any of the seals are not 'enhanced,' I'm 12 minutes in but maybe you'll catch on by the end of this video! Enhancements: Bonus, Mult, Gold, Stone, Wild, Steel, Lucky

[@alinasanfilippo]

does anyone know if hes figured out the vampire midas combo yet? it is so op it's ridiculous. It has to be my current favorite and my last run with it I got it up to x31 mult lol.

[@extol2247]

"A lot of people would tell you not to start a YT video like that." NL can get any with anything tho Something else I notice you say is "chips and mult are the same. idk how to interpret this data." Square numbers are usually the largest for their sums. take 4*4 and 2*6 (16 and 12) Even tho 2+6 and 4+4 are the same; when multiplied it's a much different result. This works for basically all sums, but there are many nuiances in balatro as well

[@andytheaardvark1]

a x2 simply multiplies the final score by two. it doesnt matter what your chips or mult are. so you shouldnt increase your mult just cause you have a x2 mult joker

[@NicolaeHolley]

I feel like, if you have the "Flushes can be made with 4 cards" joker, that 4 of a kind, all the same suit, should give you the Flush Five payout. Yes, it's not five cards, but there isn't a "Flush Four" because you normally can't have a flush with only four cards. "Flush Five" isn't a real poker hand, and what it means here is "all the cards in your flush are the same", which only requires four cards if you have that joker.

[@wee0fps61]

liked for the intro

[@meatsmeats3857]

Bro this episode made me lose my mind. I need therapy after watching this many blunders

[@Mfporte]

I hope mama Liz made it out the hood with that chilli oil

[@christianovergaard1081]

So does NL just not know how 4 fingers function given how many straight flushes he missed? 🤔

[@williammitchell6254]

Will nl finally understand how steel cards work

[@ToTeMVG]

"i really want spades" and does nothing to make spades more common, infact he actively hinders himself on getting spades, its insane, i mean it worked lmao but man its also driving me up a wall.