Is the Ocean Soup? (objection.lol)

Phoenix and Edgeworth have a heated discussion on whether the ocean is soup...

[@enzochoi923]

"Can I get some ocean soup" "Only a spoonful" * Edgeworth then proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon *

[@dorksours3912]

I think you mean a shovel. Spoons are just a type of shovel.

[@ahmed4363]

@@dorksours3912 shovel knight approves

[@ahmed4363]

@imposter is sus OH NO

[@fan_of_vine694]

"he's just saying things that don't make sense-"

[@theoddtrashcan7104]

@@ahmed4363 shield knight does not approve for shovel knight is still fucking maxing everything out

[@commentsgalore1549]

If the ocean is a soup, the continents are in that soup. The world is soup.

[@monkeycat5110]

*ObJeCtiOn!* The continents would be rather part of the container in which the soup is, it is a container with a strange shape, but a container after all

[@commentsgalore1549]

@@monkeycat5110 Objection sustained. Good point

[@theinterestingcompany3191]

*HoLd It!* This soup technically shouldn’t even exist! Technically, it is *on* the container, not *in*. And because it’s surrounded by empty space it should technically be falling apart right now!

[@commentsgalore1549]

*tAKe ThAt* The 30-ish percent of land is above the water. If Monkey Cat is right and the continents are part of the container, the water is below and thus *in* the container.

[@theinterestingcompany3191]

@@commentsgalore1549 *oBjEcTiOn!* Is there any evidence Monkey Cat is right, though? **insert smug edgeworth face**

[@mitchellbarton7915]

I love how it went from not being a soup for understandable arguments to suddenly not being a soup due to the lack of a sizeable spoon. They're visibly losing their sanity. Comedic GOLD

[@Kreshura-tm5rb]

Do you mean cosmic Gold?

[@thatguy6482]

​@@Kreshura-tm5rbNo.

[@Kreshura-tm5rb]

@@thatguy6482 aaaa

[@Global-yt]

and in under 3 minutes too

[@Dz73zxxx]

Marine ecologist here! If we define vegetables as a true plantae, then seaweed doesnt count since they are macro-algae However, seagrass is a true plant that can live in the ocean. A new discovery that some of its seeds can be processed as rice substitute. So yes, it can act as a broth seasoning or even the eatery main components. Dives away with mask on

[@heyheyheizou]

wowza

[@Minetendo_Fan]

So Edgeworth is right and wrong at the same time

[@VojtaJavora]

I mean, mushrooms are considered vegetable, and they are also not plants.

[@raymiemiller1455]

Although things like kelp and nori and not plantae, they are still generally considered vegetables by most culinary experts.

[@359thautisticmetallegion]

That's exactly what I was thinking watching this video. Seaweed isn't a plant. Phoenix Wright is a terrible defense attorney.

[@Mike_Dubo]

Me, diving into the ocean: "There's just more soup!!"

[@creatureoftheabyss4596]

GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE

[@crinknor6083]

@@creatureoftheabyss4596 THERES STILL SOUP

[@giggabyte1075]

WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!?

[@GoldLight73]

WHY ARE YOU DIVING FOR CLOTHES IN THE SOUP OCEAN?

[@gonkdroidgaming6984]

slat

[@justarandomguywithacursedp2185]

"you aren't soup you're the entire ocean" -sun tzup, art of soup

[@duskthekitty871]

This was amazing, take my like-

[@S3verusMyG]

@@duskthekitty871 it really isn’t, it’s an ok meme but simple regardless

[@justarandomguywithacursedp2185]

@@S3verusMyG u must be fun at parties

[@S3verusMyG]

@@justarandomguywithacursedp2185 fuck atleast I go to parties

[@gogolghosh5426]

@@S3verusMyG wow you got the whole squad laughing

[@Alastair_Ulven]

I find it endlessly amusing that neither seem to WANT the ocean to be soup but even then edgeworth argues that it is.

[@Alizudo]

That's genuinely a thing lawyers deal with sometimes. Forced to defend points they personally dislike but still agree are true.

[@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela]

objection! Lawyers can choose cases they take!

[@AbysmalGhost]

⁠@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela*Hold it!!* Although lawyers can choose to take cases, that doesn’t mean that they are exempt from unfortunate circumstances which may force them to take cases they dislike! An example could be if a lawyer is in a desperate need of money!

[@AbysmalGhost]

@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela​​⁠​⁠*Hold it!!* Although lawyers can choose to take cases, that doesn’t mean that they are exempt from unfortunate circumstances which may force them to take cases they dislike! An example could be if a lawyer is in a desperate need of money!

[@element_119]

I'm disappointed that nobody brought up the fact that cold soup and raw soup are both actual things

[@travelingbandana]

Right ! when they mention cold soups I instantly thought of some of the Asian dishes that are called cold soup some countries even have cold soup as a delicacy or national dish

[@awkwarden4]

Gazpacho

[@siregne4343]

the video was clearly made by an American

[@megamind2.050]

Then what is raw soup?

[@shellshockedbros4458]

Cold soup is still gross. Never eaten a cold soup that tasted good. Raw soups are great, though.

[@remouladenbaron4903]

Because of underwater volcanoes, the Ocean is, in fact, being cooked.

[@GeorgeMonet]

But not as a whole. Only the parts near the underwater volcanoes. This would be more like sticking a soup into a pitcher of water. The pitcher does not become full of soup just because some of the soup was mixed into the drinking water.

[@naajih11]

Plus miles states even if it’s gross doesn’t mean it can’t be consumed yet,no human can drink ocean water due to high levels of salt

[@toast_2375]

@@naajih11 plus the risk of water and wasre born illnesses like cholera and e.coli

[@toast_2375]

not to mention the fact that it has ice and plastic in it, which are definitely not qualities of soup

[@Jeremy_Fisher]

@@naajih11 Being over seasoned doesn't disqualify it from being soup. Simple salt broths of that salinity is very common in Asia. Also, you can drink ocean water and live if you just have a normal amount of the soup. It only becomes a problem if you're overloading your system with salt.

[@jamesfinch6139]

2:10 Edgeworth then proceeded to take out a comically large spoon

[@benedictdakirby9919]

Or gallactus's soup

[@steirqwe7956]

Ah mr. Wright i see you did't read updated spoon industry report!

[@XenosX4]

Only a spoon full.

[@nixcurpick4708]

only a spoonful incident

[@spiderfrog5764]

Hey doc can i get some icecream Only a spoonful *the weapon that killed all gods appears from the pits of hell*

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"Navigator, can you get over here?" "I can't. I'm at soup." "...What do you mean you're 'at soup'?!"

[@georgi-tg9bh]

😂😂😂

[@heikaikki4824]

There's a Japanese dish called Shirouo which is a "soup" that has live fish, also technically eggs are alive so fish roe soup counts. In conclusion the ocean is 100% a soup

[@jaoofy]

Just because one culture considers it a soup doesn't transform it into a soup

[@brainless_furry]

​@@jaoofyThen it is Shirouo instead

[@Darwidx]

​@@jaoofyJust because you're culture don't consider it a soup, doesn't mean it's not a soup.

[@jaoofy]

@@Darwidx were talking about universally, so using japan as an example is invalid

[@ponocni1]

These plebs never heard of living fly in a soup.

[@TheMan-ht5uq]

The world is just a giant soup being prepared for the sun

[@Snukkuri]

IN A MILLION YEARS

[@stevedaniel100]

You mean the world is just a giant soup being prepared BY the sun.

[@Micerog]

The sun is a deadly lazar

[@A_itsar]

@@Micerog not anymore there's a blanket

[@user-et1up1nk9k]

humans are being cooked slowly by the sun

[@Sk0p3r]

"Can I have some ocean soup?" "Only a spoonful" *Pulls out a co(s)mically large spoon*

[@horneytoaster4773]

Nice pun(pun???? Sure)!

[@pmangano]

@@horneytoaster4773 you mean a spun?

[@horneytoaster4773]

@@pmangano what’s a spun? This I’ve never heard of

[@pmangano]

@@horneytoaster4773 its a spoon pun

[@MrConfused.]

@@pmangano spoon in the bed

[@Muffin44434]

Probably the only courtroom discussion that's actually been resolved.

[@Hiroyashy]

This is a perfect example of "just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right".

[@Alizudo]

Plato's Man

[@1stAid]

Edgeworth: (tries to say that global warming is what "cooks" the ocean) The heat vents at the bottom of the ocean: (sad burning hot noises)

[@sweetgirl070707]

These vents might be where the first living organisms formed

[@asifishan1221]

@@sweetgirl070707 but hey that's just a theory

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@@asifishan1221 -a logical theory. Thanks for watching.

[@TheMultiRaphael]

@@sweetgirl070707 so they are sus organisms

[@sanderdrack]

Shore volcanoes (sad boiling water noises)

[@zyberjunk]

I didn't know Edgeworth holding a comically large spoon could be so funny to me

[@Temi222]

Edgeworth holding a comically large spoon is very comical.

[@justrusty8399]

Only one spoonful

[@spidersinmypants]

edgeworth is comically large

[@bung9094]

if only that was actually a spoon and not a shovel

[@bellahu5331]

I love how you can almost see their chaotic childhood friendship from these grueling 3 minutes. Like when they agreed that cold soup sucked while still yelling at each other

[@aggroknight4259]

2:38 Spoken with the authority of a Discord moderator.

[@robertlupa8273]

- Where are you right now? - I'm at soup! - Oh, so you're at the sea?

[@shinymimikyu169]

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE OCEAN???

[@robertlupa8273]

@@shinymimikyu169 'Coz I want a swimsuit. Duh.

[@MaxwellVrooman]

I have an autistic best friend she repeats just about the same three sentences and this is one of them but you’re actually say the whole thing where are you I’m at soup what do you mean you’re at soup I’m at soup you think it would be funny but it gets annoying after a while

[@ashutoshsamantaray2572]

@Ezekiel Arincorayan prep for copied comment accusations? Lol.

[@MaxwellVrooman]

@Komaru Naegi I wasn’t saying it was anyone’s fault I was just saying it does get annoying especially after 7-8-ish years

[@andreacarnevale3152]

So this makes the ocean... a drink?

[@spoonsupermarket8284]

You dare suggest that soup is a drink??

[@andreacarnevale3152]

We established in a past trial that soup can either be food or drink. So, for the sake of the argument, we might even call the ocean a type of *food*

[@spoonsupermarket8284]

@@andreacarnevale3152 how could I forget about that trial. But you're right..the ocean is basically a soup, drink, and food all at the same time...

[@andreacarnevale3152]

@@spoonsupermarket8284 this is what we call a super position *It is food and drink at the same time*

[@spoonsupermarket8284]

@@andreacarnevale3152 thank you for informing me about this, good person. I'll make sure to be more informed next time lol

[@MacElMasMancoDeTodos]

Mom: "C'mon, finish your meal, I didn't even serve that much soup!" *The soup she's pointing at from the cruiseship:*

[@TheGreyKami]

There are many cold soups meant to be cold. Tomato soup doesn't have meat. Chicken noodle soup doesn't need vegetables (I know it usually does but it's not necessary). Really soup is just liquid with some other stuff in it. Salt water itself is soup. Also sea cucumber.

[@Alizudo]

Sea Cucumbers are animals-

[@basedhalo]

šaltibarščiai. Cold soup

[@limitless_j]

Edgeworth's entire argument is: Look I wouldn't do it, but-

[@staikan]

Lol true

[@sr.brigadeiro7718]

Ya

[@theogkavon8796]

Phoenix: “You wouldn’t have soup with live animals in it!” Edgeworth: *”Says who?”*

[@AvidAnimeWatcher]

every human

[@caioaugusto3138]

@@AvidAnimeWatcher the Japanese, sweating profusely:

[@spidersinmypants]

@@caioaugusto3138 my teacher from china, sweating just as much:

[@BestSalesman]

Chinese eating everything that moves

[@bautistacicinelli4527]

Edgeworth, more like Edgelord

[@kaos3629]

The earth is a large heated mass with multiple layers. It can be classed as a ravioli

[@hexagonal69]

This topic of discussion actually had me curious, so I asked ChatGPT if it thinks the ocean is a soup, here’s what it replied: The question of whether the ocean can be considered a soup hinges on the definition of "soup." Generally, soup is a liquid food typically consisting of water, stock, or milk, combined with various ingredients such as meat, vegetables, and grains. ### Arguments for the Ocean as a Soup: 1. **Ingredients**: The ocean contains a mixture of water, salt, organic matter, and a vast array of marine life, from microscopic plankton to large fish, which could be likened to the ingredients in a soup. 2. **Nutrients**: Similar to soup, the ocean has a rich nutrient content that supports marine life. These nutrients can be seen as parallel to the vitamins and minerals found in a broth. 3. **Complexity**: Just as soups can be complex mixtures of various ingredients, the ocean is a complex ecosystem with numerous components interacting in a fluid medium. ### Arguments Against the Ocean as a Soup: 1. **Edibility**: Soups are typically prepared for human consumption. The ocean, with its salt concentration and potential contaminants, is not directly consumable as a food product. 2. **Purpose**: Soup is a food item intended to provide nourishment. The ocean, while it supports marine life, serves a broader ecological purpose and is not designed or intended as a food product. 3. **Preparation**: Soups are created through a process of combining and cooking ingredients. The ocean is a natural body of water formed by geological and environmental processes, not by intentional preparation. ### Conclusion: While the ocean shares some characteristics with soup in terms of being a liquid mixture containing various substances, it fundamentally differs in purpose, preparation, and suitability for consumption. Therefore, the ocean is not a soup in the traditional culinary sense, though the comparison can be a fun and illustrative way to think about the complexity and richness of marine environments.

[@cameronspencer9619]

If the ocean is a soup, it’s too cold and salty and I want my money back.

[@eternal_screaming813]

No its the kind of soup that your Gran made and you don’t like the soup so you slip it to the dog and pretend to enjoy it

[@paulallen2680]

@@eternal_screaming813 nah, it is the type of soup that you don’t even eat

[@alexisberube5110]

It the type of soup that are free

[@Mochi_Kiti]

It's the type of soup you eat when you have no taste buds

[@eternal_screaming813]

@@paulallen2680 well the one I mentioned u dont eat either 🤔 but the dog does

[@Revenant73]

"Soup has to be served hot anyway! No one wants cold soup!" Gazpacho: Are you sure about that?

[@RussianBot69420]

Okroshka has joined the server

[@ianfinrir8724]

It's Vichyssoise! It's supposed to be cold!

[@hedgelad712]

Oh whoops, read that in gazpacho from chowders voice

[@yoghurtmaster1688]

Tarator joined the game

[@Frostyviewer]

Arnold J. Rimmer has entered the chat.

[@stealthy25_]

Technically once the conditions are met, anything added in afterwards doesn’t matter. This means the land is part of the soup too. This makes the Code Ment “I’m at soup” an even better scene lmao

[@GrubKiller436]

Wouldn't land just be a bowl?

[@beetrooper2718]

these videos, are PERFECT! these videos talk about questions we want to search up but we don't. When we want to make videos of these, we don't, because we are lazy. So let's appreciate the maker of these videos that is actually not lazy to talk about these questions that life has given us.

[@kat2562]

They are looking at this from the entirety wrong angle, the oceans don't need to be currently boiling for it to be soup they just need to have been boiling in the past, ergo the ocean is actually leftover soup that has been left out. "Primordial Soup" may infact be literal

[@phieyl7105]

Objection! There are heat vents at the bottom of the Ocean that are still boiling it

[@chiffydragon]

@@phieyl7105 Hold it! A soup that was cooked before can be re-heated back up just like the vents are doing now!

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@chiffydragon but why would reheating it even be necessary?

[@chiffydragon]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated because cold soup is disgusting

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@chiffydragon but that’s still irrelevant to whether or not it’s a soup.

[@y7va]

The ocean used to be very hot, and now it's cooled down. The ocean is just soup that's cooled down by now, and we're all awaiting for the greater power to finish his meal.

[@larsswig912]

but the fish in it now is still raw, who would eat that??

[@randompheidoleminor3011]

@@larsswig912 many people in fact

[@MadJack1]

@@larsswig912 probably people who like sushi

[@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela]

objection! Sea water can contain chemicals that nobody would eat!

[@Pomegrandmate]

wow i couldve lived my entire life without the analogy that were all ingredients in a giant soup

[@bestpriest2224]

I hope Miles has the updated autopsy report of the ocean.

[@laraerikson1423]

There is literally a theory known as the primordial soup in which all life began. Like bruz we all came from soup.

[@boymancinder2000]

And the soup came from stars. Stardust, to be exact. We are all made of cosmic materials.

[@Liuhuayue]

Exactly what I was thinking of before Miles said it was literally the edible kind. Lol.

[@ronjayrose9706]

So instead of return to Monke it's return to S O U P?

[@nosfernox1567]

It’s called a theory not the exact way we came

[@mladen7641]

@@boymancinder2000 So we all came from spices.

[@kitkatcitcat5761]

“You wouldnt eat a live fish.” “Says who?” *salmon-ella am i rite*

[@noimsquidward7327]

Salmon is typically served raw and not alive. However... Some fishes are served alive, you can find a video of it on youtube.

[@kitkatcitcat5761]

@@noimsquidward7327 Say hello to Gas Station Sashimi

[@thejazzydino]

i just wrote a whole thing about some fish not giving you salmonella then i realized this was a pun

[@thejonguy3248]

Some places serve baby octopus tentacles that are still twitching, gotta chew it well so it doesn’t choke you tho.

[@kitkatcitcat5761]

@@thejonguy3248 its a pun

[@dominomachines1872]

he just kinda gave up at the end like "why we even talkin about this"

[@AdminDestroyer1]

Considering how popular WrightWorth is, i dont think Edegworth would think eggplants are disgusting.

[@lamiascrimes7132]

I want "Says who?" to be a presentable argument in Ace Attorney games

[@slapnull1819]

I approve 1 vote

[@Visii]

I approve 2 votes

[@twoninety]

I approve 3 votes

[@silly_.rabbit2]

I approve 4 votes

[@isatrujillo469]

I approve 5 votes

[@amber327]

‘Name one person who thinks ocean water tastes good’ Me: *sweats nervously*

[@ashercoates4345]

Ta- take that back

[@DANNY1TDM]

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[@Thewavedemonjackal]

agreed.

[@nobleradical2158]

*My ass would’ve stayed in the primordial soup* If I knew there were going to be debates like this

[@larsswig912]

I like the taste too

[@marcuszakiperez6689]

“The ocean is like a giant soup of different elements,” says Tim Lowenstein..

[@bridgetsilver7332]

Phoenix: BUT COLD SOUP IS GROSS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT COLD SOUP?!?! Edgeworth: I AGREE! COLD SOUP IS DISGUSTING!!! Oh, I just hurt myself laughing! That might be the most wonderful exchange I’ve ever read. 🤣🤣

[@dumdum5520]

"WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT COLD SOUP?!" Me, a Korean: and I took that personally

[@centfont]

username checks out

[@electro806]

@@centfont lmao

[@user-wv9kf2nb2x]

Borsch is a russian soup

[@jenaro6010]

i always eat soup later,so the soup will go cold first,it isnt bothering me tho

[@keylimepie3602]

As an English person, me too.

[@Ghhjhhhgf]

The world is ending, people are dying, and yet here i am sitting on the toilet laughing at 2 virtual characters argueing about soup

[@twaggytheatricks4960]

A wonderful human being is what you are. Allow me to laugh along XD

[@drawer_resp3858]

Objection it is not a soup

[@gormauslander]

Objection, the world is not ending. Webster's dictionary defines "world" as being the earthly existence of humans, or, the earth with all it's inhabitants. Anyone who has read any history ever can tell you that civilizations rise and fall countless times, and have endured hardships which would make today's look like a tea party. Not only is our current civilization intact and simply progressing as they do, but in the worst case scenario, it falls apart and comes back together again in a few hundred years. By the scale of history, this little moment is nothing

[@clacker5799]

@@gormauslander In theory one could say the world has been ending ever since it began, as eventually all human civilization will inevitably go extinct

[@Gondorf5]

For a while in the 18th century, the Boston Harbor was DEFINITELY soup.

[@xwxgamerxwx]

0:56 seaweed is algae not vegetables

[@scottappleton842]

"name one person who thinks ocean water isn't gross" me when 5 years old:

[@rollin7788]

2:11 Wright:- "How would you eat it, surely no spoon would be big enough." Godot:- We can use shovels.

[@magnanereseres5048]

Shovels are just big spoons that we don't use for eating, change my mind

[@rollin7788]

@@magnanereseres5048 nah fam your mind is right

[@tale7955]

@@magnanereseres5048 Spoons are utensils and shovels are hand tools So, by mere categorization, they're not the same.

[@horinum]

@@tale7955 you can use shovels like an utensil, is just more difficult to use, same thing for spoon.

[@MaceHelm]

KingBach thinks otherwise

[@DArtCat]

"I don't like wet foods. And soup is like, the wettest of foods" -Some Irish dude, probably

[@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327]

"Soup? More like Bore Ragnarok." - That same Irish dude, probably

[@crusader2412]

“Now potato, THAT is a good food” -The same Irish dude

[@undeadinside3571]

@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 lol you beat me to it

[@ceramicfawn]

Jim pickens...

[@synergous571]

turg

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

This feels like an Oney argument.

[@ChillX_chill]

1:26 my fav line.

[@yoboikamil525]

"just make a bigger spoon" That has the same energy as "use more gun"

[@sewpkan1297]

but sometimes you just need a little less gun.

[@jaldarone]

"just print more money"

[@fishyc43sar]

"If you're homeless, just buy a house" "If you can't afford Healthcare, just don't be poor"

[@ScoundreI]

Look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, but not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

[@mineland8220]

I solve practical problems

[@GalacticHero_]

“Surely no spoon is big enough” “MAKE A BIGGER SPOON”

[@awakeneddio6012]

Objections!!! The Size of the Spoon doesn't matter. Neither does Wether or Not you can consume the entire serving. However you have to serve it within the Off Shore. Otherwise it is no longer the Ocean.

[@yourfriendlyneigborhoodzom953]

“Yo can i eat some of the ocean?” “Only a spoonful.”

[@mayajacobssen5187]

I think it depends on the legal system of the country. I am most familiar with the legal system of the UK and I think most British courts would rule that ocean is not soup, because it was not intentionally prepared by any person with the intention of being served as a dish.

[@zzgladiatorzz252]

3 years later and this still managed to get in my recommended again.

[@justkay9884]

“Soup needs to be hot” Gazpacho: *imma bout to end this mans whole career*

[@alicemartin3275]

That's my favorite soup!

[@adityarasendriya5138]

Let me introduce myself -underwater volcanoes

[@lamphiaalonso5341]

gazpacho isnt always drank in a bowl tho, salmorejo would be a better comparation

[@justkay9884]

@@lamphiaalonso5341 who says soup needs to be drank in a bowl though

[@lamphiaalonso5341]

@@justkay9884 i meant that gazpacho is drank in a glass or a bottle as if it were water/soda, which you dont usually do with soups

[@Hiraeth_Nightshade]

"who would want cold soup?" "disgusting?" *offended in gazpacho*

[@bung9094]

Im more offended that people are actually willing to die on the hill of: ThE OcEaN iS SouP YoU cAnT ChANgE mY mInD

[@generalfloppa5798]

@@bung9094 I'm offended you can't enjoy a good meme

[@block4562]

DISGOOSTANG

[@user-dg5zm6fs8g]

Linus Rumle Sørensen offended in okroshka

[@ChonkedCat]

As a Spanish person I hate gazpacho

[@trashbintf2]

I was fully expecting "OBJECTION! Eggplants are fruits not vegetables!"

[@somebody_1ce_toldmi]

The "JUST. MAKE. A BIGGER. SPOON" moment got me

[@MixG98]

It's amazing. Some clearly/stupid discutions are shakin' the courtroom, i love this community Edit: 3.3 K likes?! Holy Maya...

[@electron3114]

Yeah.

[@MixG98]

@@electron3114 Thanks man, you make me notice that i have 500 likes.

[@electron3114]

@@MixG98 I also noticed xd

[@devilknight358]

Which brings up the question is the ocean really soup?

[@MixG98]

@@devilknight358 Oh ho

[@barrackoli]

Adressing contested points: Broth - Ocean water is technically a broth, thermal volcanic vents at the sea floor cook dead bacteria and fish which have sunk as scattered "sea snow" to broil, which means the water is considered a diluted, but valid broth by definition as this cooked tissue is scattered via currents. Live animals - Asian delicacies in South Korea include live Octopus or Squid in soups. Spoon size - Just get a comically large spoon, duh :P Ergo, The Ocean is the nastiest type of technically valid soup. I'd intend on reboiling it thoroughly before consumption however...

[@andreacarnevale3152]

We have found the winner for the next "King of prosecutors" everyone

[@derrilazkia1002]

The ocean was once called "Primordial soup" or "Primordial broth" at some point

[@N1ko312]

Also, some soups are served cold, like gazpacho

[@silas901]

What about all the trash in the ocean? Surely you wouldn't want to be eating that, it would kill you.

[@andreacarnevale3152]

@@silas901 I don't care if it kills me, food is food

[@rin_ren4398]

I read the title as is the ocean a spoon and got confused when they talked about soup

[@real_gay_bowser]

If the Ocean is soup, a shovel would be the spoon and a swimming pool would be the bowl.

[@_pitako]

"the ocean is a soup, end of discussion" is such a powerful line

[@Mikewee777]

A judge would throw you out of court in response to such contempt.

[@_pitako]

@@Mikewee777 sounds like the judge can't handle the truth

[@Mikewee777]

@@_pitako you can not slam the gavel with a hammer. That is like the Judge's main job in every incarnation ever. The judge decides on who has the last word and the judge decides when the trial's discussion ends. Allowing a lawyer to unlawfully silence both the judge and the jury without consent is absolutely unconstitutional .

[@heroe1486]

@@Mikewee777 You clearly haven't played Ace attorney + which constitution ? The US isn't the world.

[@Mikewee777]

@@heroe1486 quoting Canadian superstar Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh abridged : " Every country belongs to America .

[@IntrusiveThot]

The entire portion of cold soup debate could be solved by the word “gazpacho”

[@clemente3966]

Trust me, with some people, it wouldn't solve anything. I've posted a comment on this video more than a year ago about gazpacho, and I've got into an argument with someone for weeks and maybe even a month over gazpacho qualifying to be a soup or not. In the end, all their replies were erased and some time later I had some fun with some other replies, but still, I got into an argument when trying to use that example.

[@MonochromeTrouble]

@@clemente3966 How is gazpacho _not_ so- You know what, never mind.

[@changer_of_ways_999]

gazpacho is more like a really wet salad :P

[@nocrega]

I actually eat cold soup and don't call it boiled water with pasta and meat. I think cold soup counts

[@robbietheweirdo]

and cereal

[@HuladeHoopla]

I just find it funny the judge just started to read the newspaper while they were doing this.

[@Liberty_Leila]

Since ocean is a whole body of soup, wouldn’t that solve world hunger?

[@Lae_vateinn]

Phoenix: “Wait, it’s all soup?” Edgeworth: “Always has been.”

[@LonkPhonk]

Lol u said it for me

[@S0renz]

"Phoenix Write found dead with bullet wound in the back of his head!"

[@nothomebutnotreally3782]

Someone should build a courthouse for debates like this

[@crowdemon_archives]

Small claims court but instead of actual minor legal stuff, it's all philosophical fuckery and this

[@voidcore9323]

@@crowdemon_archives I love how it implies this is different from philosophical fuckery, like its it's own kind of stupidity.

[@yveltal825]

We already have one. It's called the internet.

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@yveltal825 Internet has anonymity, a real building has... Less anonymity. 🙃

[@LucyWest370]

Honestly I would really like that. A court to finally end debates like if water is wet or not, (it’s not) if a hotdog is a sandwich or not (it’s not) and if the ocean is soup (it should be)

[@sumvs5992]

"What vegetables are in the ocean" There were probably some wheelchairs that went down on the Titanic, so

[@detonatuto4530]

"Just make a bigger one" broke me 😂

[@Oakship166]

*OBJECTION* They forgot about the hydrothermal vents under the water which are pretty much mini volcanos but like a lot of them therefore the ocean actually is getting cooked

[@NateLeonhart]

They also forgot the sun exists.

[@meowdynyall9284]

@@NateLeonhart yeah but so does the rotation of the earth do you cook your soup by heating up one half of the pot for long enough for the other half to cool down, and then doing the same for the other half?

[@pikadragon2783]

But all of the soup should be cooked for it to have a broth. Not just what is comparable to a single droplett in a bowl.

[@jedimindglitch89]

And lightning

[@movedchannel5367]

@@pikadragon2783 your stove doesn't heat all the water/broth at once, it heats up the bottom water first because its closest to the stove, just like the ocean and the core/hydrothermal vents

[@0SC2]

Ah, yes. Miles: *uses the definition of soup as evidence that the ocean is soup* Phoenix: *uses the same definition to prove Miles wrong* Miles: tHeRe ArE nO sEt rUlEs

[@buira9482]

Indistinguishable from canon Miles

[@ronankelley7768]

I feel the need to mention that parts of the ocean are cooked due gas vents on the sea floor. Boom! Soup.

[@Tankirb]

@@ronankelley7768 but that only means certain parts of the ocean are soup not the whole. Meaning the large majority of the ocean isn't soup

[@crxkirby]

@@Tankirb - First off, love your name and pfp. That said, I disagree that it negates the soupness of the rest of the ocean. The ocean as a singular entity is still being cooked, just extremely inefficiently.

[@Tankirb]

​@@crxkirby it may be in the process of being cooked but the ocean hasn't finished cooking yet. It would need to finish cooking first in order to be considered soup. Interestingly enough if we go by the definition of cooking being required for something to be soup then this would also disqualify gazpacho from being soup since that is made of raw uncooked vegetables that are simply blended into a soupy consistency. So gazpacho "soup" would technically be using the second definition of soup "a substance or mixture perceived to resemble soup in appearance"

[@koholos]

Once again proving the adage - “intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad”

[@Alizudo]

All fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruits

[@youlookingatme575]

Everytime we went to Great Wolf Lodge at the water park, The water used to taste like soup

[@veemon9009]

I like how there are actual debates in the chat about the ocean being a soup or not. *Still more intelligent of a conversation than politics*

[@ultimateanimatics2308]

I mean politics are rock bottom but the ocean is above a lot of rocks:)

[@Harsh-tf9he]

LOL

[@kelsey6197]

The ocean is not a soup. If you pointed to the ocean and said, "wow look at that soup" the person you were talking to would hire you a psychiatrist. Just because it has the contents of another item, doesn't mean that specific item is the same as the other item. If you put all of the ingredients of a soft taco on top of a loaf of bread, that's not a taco. It's the same same the ocean. And soups usually are prepared ingredients that are mixed together for a presentable meal that is edible. You don't put alive fish in soups, soups have cooked ingredients. And let's just say everything I said is void, the ocean can still have things like icebergs, stone, dirt, sand, gravel, clay, etc in it. Soup does not have those things in it, and all possibilities are to be considered when defining something. For example, if you say >3 = >100,000 then you would be wrong. >3 CAN be >100,000 but it also CANNOT be >100,000 by being

[@user-qi3dw2wl5s]

Lol yeah

[@lean1207]

@@kelsey6197 Who said the soup has to be on a good quality. And about the ingredients its because never was said it needs be on a bowl and about sand a gravel..if you find a small rock on your soup you will call that soup or not? And about alive animals..there literally some foods whats gives alive animals as food. And about cooked ingredient probably there cooked ingredients on ocean but just we cant see it because its deep.

[@mayscomputer]

"ayo mom can we go to the beach for dinner" "why" "I wanna have ocean soup"

[@SorielHDTBers]

I went into this thinking “hell no”. My mind has changed immensely

[@Topikkaperna]

"JUST MAKE A BIGGER SPOON!" i literally died!🤣🤣

[@Revengilate]

“Mom we got no more soup and the supermarket ran out of soup” *Let’s take a visit to the ocean then*

[@angelicnightmarescult9779]

Won't be long, we'll get some vegetables in it too!

[@Revengilate]

Imagine someone drowning in the ocean and the rescue team says *It's soup, just eat the soup*

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

this kinda thing once happened with me in one of ace attorney online's servers. A guy said the room is a library, I disagreed. I tired my best, but the guy won, by having almost every member in the room testify. He gave stupid reasons for everything, I said where are the book, he said the books are ordered and being delivered. I said where are the shelves, he said Library needs no shelves. just like Edgy in this video. LOL

[@YeahButCanISniffUrPantsFist]

well youll have to be able and rent those book and have yo bring it back.. or else its just a book shop

[@Nadodan]

Haha the answer was right in front of your face then...If the books were being ordered it means they weren't there yet...Which means that wasn't a library it was the site of a remodel or a construction site. Until the building is completed it can not be classified as it's proper purpose. If I built half a Dairy Queen but stopped before I put the ice cream equipment in, you couldn't call it a Dairy Queen

[@theflyinga8575]

wait is there aa online?

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

@@theflyinga8575 Yea. It's a fanmade community/game/ online chat place etc. You can play fan made cases with other members casing with u taking different roles like defense, prosecution judge etc. here's the link to their official site to join it either on web or download the client. aceattorneyonline.com/ Although it's not filled with a bombarding population, but still there are quiet a lot people Also beware of Newbie Hole if you can't take the insane spamming there (NH in short) but you can join, there are good people like me there too.

[@mirroredchaos]

make him prove the ocean is soup by having him take at least 10 spoonfuls of it.

[@mrac..]

POV: It's 3am and you have an important test tomorrow

[@px6883]

I love how they completely ignored the fact that climate change doesn't make the ocean *boil*

[@Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub]

Technically speaking, the ocean is boiling in some places. Mainly in lava vents in the bottom of the ocean.

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

Underwater volcanoes do erupt in times, making the oceans are reheated constantly, isnt it?

[@ghosttidragon6875]

Soup dont rlly need to be hearted but it was funny how they be like "yeh u rite, do be blazin'"

[@JenamDrag0n]

@@ghosttidragon6875 I would think that it still needs to be cooked first even if it's to become a cold soup in its final form.

[@ghosttidragon6875]

@@JenamDrag0n clam soup

[@hankthehokagehill8374]

Edgeworth: JUST MAKE A BIGGER SPOON KingBach: Pulls out comically large spoon

[@wack9175]

I like how they don't mention the ground up, "inedible" rocks called sand

[@KingOfSciliy]

Or the exorbitant amount of excrement that is in the ocean.

[@uatcgfhdhu]

Well, you can put rocks and excrement as parts of the ingredients for a soup, and it will still be soup. A gross soup, but soup nothingless.

[@peeppeeped]

all i can imagine is edgeworth dipping a giant spoon into the ocean, slurping up the animals, and whispering "good soup"

[@xenophanessonic821]

For a star sized giant lovecraftian horror, yes, the ocean is soup

[@DreamsMom]

"I don't know maybe BASIC HUMAN DECENCY" 😂

[@ieatboigas]

what concerns me is how a verified youtuber found this 8 hrs ago

[@IslingUntoThyself]

69th like

[@chesterstevens8870]

Nobody tell those guys that live fish, frogs, and snakes are all parts of traditional cuisine in several parts of Asia.

[@Daedalus5993]

Everyone’s forgetting that there is in fact a bottom of the ocean, throwing sediment, and unless soup can have microplastics and other crap.

[@jelleluyten5017]

I'd like to imagine the judge starts these arguments to have dinner with a show

[@samsunguser2159]

Wright: “How would you eat it” *KING BACH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@Jun-Kyard]

Good

[@FVN-Addict]

So, you now have a spoon the size of a table. Now what? Once you fill it with ocean/soup, it‘ll probably get too heavy to lift. But even if you could still lift it, how will you get it inside your mouth?

[@samsunguser2159]

@@FVN-Addict you dont get it inside your mouth, you lay it down similar to a bowl and get a smaller spoon to drink from it, or you could just lick directly from the large spoon

[@DANNY1TDM]

I WAS WAITING FOR THEM TO MENTION THAT

[@ianfinrir8724]

I hate that I've actually had this conversation in real life.

[@soup9242]

I lost a few trillion braincells at the argument about spoons.

[@ValeraMoth]

1:17 no, there’s this thing called ocroshka, where you put kefir (milk but closer to yogurt than to milk) or kvas (basically beer without alcohol, and i think it’s tastier too), sausages, and other stuff i guess, I don’t really remember it that much. It’s served cold and without cooking, mainly in summer. I can’t say with 100% confidence that it’s really a soup and I don’t messed up anything i just wrote but more you know ig have a good day

[@cosmicwire6356]

“But cold soup is gross!” *Okroshka is typing*

[@invock]

Gazpacho furiously entered the chat

[@izoto._0000]

*soba is typing* (Does soba count? It has noodles and soup i think)

[@MegaFrog98]

Hungarian fruit soup has entered the chat

[@michaelconway28]

You name fucked me up for a second.

[@Ashiixz]

B O R S H T

[@tekii111]

i was really hoping for the : “But soup is served in a bowl, the ocean is not in a bowl !!” *OBJECTION* “Soup can also be in cans!” “The ocean is not in a can!!” “You can pour soup on the floor, doesn’t have to be in something” “…” argument

[@thehamtart9067]

The ocean is a soup for now, but its slowly turning into a stew as time goes on.

[@belowaveragegolfguy8671]

"I'm at soup" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?" OBJECTION!