Phoenix and Edgeworth have a heated discussion on whether the ocean is soup...
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@enzochoi9233 жыл бұрын
"Can I get some ocean soup" "Only a spoonful" * Edgeworth then proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon *
@dorksours39123 жыл бұрын
I think you mean a shovel. Spoons are just a type of shovel.
@ahmed43633 жыл бұрын
@@dorksours3912 shovel knight approves
@ahmed43633 жыл бұрын
@imposter is sus OH NO
@fan_of_vine6943 жыл бұрын
"he's just saying things that don't make sense-"
@theoddtrashcan71043 жыл бұрын
@@ahmed4363 shield knight does not approve for shovel knight is still fucking maxing everything out
@commentsgalore15493 жыл бұрын
If the ocean is a soup, the continents are in that soup. The world is soup.
@monkeycat51103 жыл бұрын
*ObJeCtiOn!* The continents would be rather part of the container in which the soup is, it is a container with a strange shape, but a container after all
@commentsgalore15493 жыл бұрын
@@monkeycat5110 Objection sustained. Good point
@theinterestingcompany31913 жыл бұрын
*HoLd It!* This soup technically shouldn’t even exist! Technically, it is *on* the container, not *in*. And because it’s surrounded by empty space it should technically be falling apart right now!
@commentsgalore15493 жыл бұрын
*tAKe ThAt* The 30-ish percent of land is above the water. If Monkey Cat is right and the continents are part of the container, the water is below and thus *in* the container.
@theinterestingcompany31913 жыл бұрын
@@commentsgalore1549 *oBjEcTiOn!* Is there any evidence Monkey Cat is right, though? **insert smug edgeworth face**
@mitchellbarton7915 Жыл бұрын
I love how it went from not being a soup for understandable arguments to suddenly not being a soup due to the lack of a sizeable spoon. They're visibly losing their sanity. Comedic GOLD
@Kreshura-tm5rb11 ай бұрын
Do you mean cosmic Gold?
@thatguy64822 ай бұрын
@@Kreshura-tm5rbNo.
@Kreshura-tm5rb2 ай бұрын
@@thatguy6482 aaaa
@Global-yt29 күн бұрын
and in under 3 minutes too
@Dz73zxxx Жыл бұрын
Marine ecologist here! If we define vegetables as a true plantae, then seaweed doesnt count since they are macro-algae However, seagrass is a true plant that can live in the ocean. A new discovery that some of its seeds can be processed as rice substitute. So yes, it can act as a broth seasoning or even the eatery main components. Dives away with mask on
@heyheyheizou11 ай бұрын
wowza
@Minetendo_Fan10 ай бұрын
So Edgeworth is right and wrong at the same time
@VojtaJavora10 ай бұрын
I mean, mushrooms are considered vegetable, and they are also not plants.
@raymiemiller14559 ай бұрын
Although things like kelp and nori and not plantae, they are still generally considered vegetables by most culinary experts.
@359thautisticmetallegion4 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking watching this video. Seaweed isn't a plant. Phoenix Wright is a terrible defense attorney.
@Mike_Dubo3 жыл бұрын
Me, diving into the ocean: "There's just more soup!!"
@creatureoftheabyss45963 жыл бұрын
GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
@crinknor60833 жыл бұрын
@@creatureoftheabyss4596 THERES STILL SOUP
@giggabyte10753 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!?
@GoldLight733 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU DIVING FOR CLOTHES IN THE SOUP OCEAN?
@gonkdroidgaming69843 жыл бұрын
slat
@justarandomguywithacursedp21852 жыл бұрын
"you aren't soup you're the entire ocean" -sun tzup, art of soup
@duskthekitty8712 жыл бұрын
This was amazing, take my like-
@S3verusMyG2 жыл бұрын
@@duskthekitty871 it really isn’t, it’s an ok meme but simple regardless
@justarandomguywithacursedp21852 жыл бұрын
@@S3verusMyG u must be fun at parties
@S3verusMyG2 жыл бұрын
@@justarandomguywithacursedp2185 fuck atleast I go to parties
@gogolghosh54262 жыл бұрын
@@S3verusMyG wow you got the whole squad laughing
@Alastair_Ulven Жыл бұрын
I find it endlessly amusing that neither seem to WANT the ocean to be soup but even then edgeworth argues that it is.
@Alizudo Жыл бұрын
That's genuinely a thing lawyers deal with sometimes. Forced to defend points they personally dislike but still agree are true.
@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela2 ай бұрын
objection! Lawyers can choose cases they take!
@AbysmalGhost2 ай бұрын
@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela*Hold it!!* Although lawyers can choose to take cases, that doesn’t mean that they are exempt from unfortunate circumstances which may force them to take cases they dislike! An example could be if a lawyer is in a desperate need of money!
@AbysmalGhost2 ай бұрын
@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela*Hold it!!* Although lawyers can choose to take cases, that doesn’t mean that they are exempt from unfortunate circumstances which may force them to take cases they dislike! An example could be if a lawyer is in a desperate need of money!
@element_1192 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed that nobody brought up the fact that cold soup and raw soup are both actual things
@travelingbandana Жыл бұрын
Right ! when they mention cold soups I instantly thought of some of the Asian dishes that are called cold soup some countries even have cold soup as a delicacy or national dish
@awkwarden4 Жыл бұрын
Gazpacho
@siregne434311 ай бұрын
the video was clearly made by an American
@megamind2.05010 ай бұрын
Then what is raw soup?
@shellshockedbros445810 ай бұрын
Cold soup is still gross. Never eaten a cold soup that tasted good. Raw soups are great, though.
@remouladenbaron49032 жыл бұрын
Because of underwater volcanoes, the Ocean is, in fact, being cooked.
@GeorgeMonet2 жыл бұрын
But not as a whole. Only the parts near the underwater volcanoes. This would be more like sticking a soup into a pitcher of water. The pitcher does not become full of soup just because some of the soup was mixed into the drinking water.
@naajih112 жыл бұрын
Plus miles states even if it’s gross doesn’t mean it can’t be consumed yet,no human can drink ocean water due to high levels of salt
@toast_23752 жыл бұрын
@@naajih11 plus the risk of water and wasre born illnesses like cholera and e.coli
@toast_23752 жыл бұрын
not to mention the fact that it has ice and plastic in it, which are definitely not qualities of soup
@Jeremy_Fisher2 жыл бұрын
@@naajih11 Being over seasoned doesn't disqualify it from being soup. Simple salt broths of that salinity is very common in Asia. Also, you can drink ocean water and live if you just have a normal amount of the soup. It only becomes a problem if you're overloading your system with salt.
@jamesfinch61393 жыл бұрын
2:10 Edgeworth then proceeded to take out a comically large spoon
@benedictdakirby99193 жыл бұрын
Or gallactus's soup
@steirqwe79563 жыл бұрын
Ah mr. Wright i see you did't read updated spoon industry report!
@XenosX43 жыл бұрын
Only a spoon full.
@nixcurpick47083 жыл бұрын
only a spoonful incident
@spiderfrog57643 жыл бұрын
Hey doc can i get some icecream Only a spoonful *the weapon that killed all gods appears from the pits of hell*
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Жыл бұрын
"Navigator, can you get over here?" "I can't. I'm at soup." "...What do you mean you're 'at soup'?!"
@georgi-tg9bh2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@heikaikki4824 Жыл бұрын
There's a Japanese dish called Shirouo which is a "soup" that has live fish, also technically eggs are alive so fish roe soup counts. In conclusion the ocean is 100% a soup
@jaoofy10 ай бұрын
Just because one culture considers it a soup doesn't transform it into a soup
@brainless_furry10 ай бұрын
@@jaoofyThen it is Shirouo instead
@Darwidx10 ай бұрын
@@jaoofyJust because you're culture don't consider it a soup, doesn't mean it's not a soup.
@jaoofy10 ай бұрын
@@Darwidx were talking about universally, so using japan as an example is invalid
@ponocni19 ай бұрын
These plebs never heard of living fly in a soup.
@TheMan-ht5uq3 жыл бұрын
The world is just a giant soup being prepared for the sun
@Snukkuri3 жыл бұрын
IN A MILLION YEARS
@stevedaniel1003 жыл бұрын
You mean the world is just a giant soup being prepared BY the sun.
@Micerog3 жыл бұрын
The sun is a deadly lazar
@A_itsar3 жыл бұрын
@@Micerog not anymore there's a blanket
@user-et1up1nk9k3 жыл бұрын
humans are being cooked slowly by the sun
@Sk0p3r2 жыл бұрын
"Can I have some ocean soup?" "Only a spoonful" *Pulls out a co(s)mically large spoon*
@horneytoaster47732 жыл бұрын
Nice pun(pun???? Sure)!
@pmangano2 жыл бұрын
@@horneytoaster4773 you mean a spun?
@horneytoaster47732 жыл бұрын
@@pmangano what’s a spun? This I’ve never heard of
@pmangano2 жыл бұрын
@@horneytoaster4773 its a spoon pun
@MrConfused.2 жыл бұрын
@@pmangano spoon in the bed
@Muffin4443411 ай бұрын
Probably the only courtroom discussion that's actually been resolved.
@Hiroyashy Жыл бұрын
This is a perfect example of "just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right".
@Alizudo Жыл бұрын
Plato's Man
@1stAid3 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth: (tries to say that global warming is what "cooks" the ocean) The heat vents at the bottom of the ocean: (sad burning hot noises)
@sweetgirl0707073 жыл бұрын
These vents might be where the first living organisms formed
@asifishan12212 жыл бұрын
@@sweetgirl070707 but hey that's just a theory
@ultimaxkom87282 жыл бұрын
@@asifishan1221 -a logical theory. Thanks for watching.
@TheMultiRaphael2 жыл бұрын
@@sweetgirl070707 so they are sus organisms
@sanderdrack2 жыл бұрын
Shore volcanoes (sad boiling water noises)
@zyberjunk3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Edgeworth holding a comically large spoon could be so funny to me
@Temi2223 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth holding a comically large spoon is very comical.
@justrusty83993 жыл бұрын
Only one spoonful
@spidersinmypants3 жыл бұрын
edgeworth is comically large
@bung90943 жыл бұрын
if only that was actually a spoon and not a shovel
@bellahu5331 Жыл бұрын
I love how you can almost see their chaotic childhood friendship from these grueling 3 minutes. Like when they agreed that cold soup sucked while still yelling at each other
@aggroknight4259 Жыл бұрын
2:38 Spoken with the authority of a Discord moderator.
@robertlupa82733 жыл бұрын
- Where are you right now? - I'm at soup! - Oh, so you're at the sea?
@shinymimikyu1693 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE OCEAN???
@robertlupa82733 жыл бұрын
@@shinymimikyu169 'Coz I want a swimsuit. Duh.
@MaxwellVrooman3 жыл бұрын
I have an autistic best friend she repeats just about the same three sentences and this is one of them but you’re actually say the whole thing where are you I’m at soup what do you mean you’re at soup I’m at soup you think it would be funny but it gets annoying after a while
@ashutoshsamantaray25723 жыл бұрын
@Ezekiel Arincorayan prep for copied comment accusations? Lol.
@MaxwellVrooman3 жыл бұрын
@Komaru Naegi I wasn’t saying it was anyone’s fault I was just saying it does get annoying especially after 7-8-ish years
@andreacarnevale31523 жыл бұрын
So this makes the ocean... a drink?
@spoonsupermarket82843 жыл бұрын
You dare suggest that soup is a drink??
@andreacarnevale31523 жыл бұрын
We established in a past trial that soup can either be food or drink. So, for the sake of the argument, we might even call the ocean a type of *food*
@spoonsupermarket82843 жыл бұрын
@@andreacarnevale3152 how could I forget about that trial. But you're right..the ocean is basically a soup, drink, and food all at the same time...
@andreacarnevale31523 жыл бұрын
@@spoonsupermarket8284 this is what we call a super position *It is food and drink at the same time*
@spoonsupermarket82843 жыл бұрын
@@andreacarnevale3152 thank you for informing me about this, good person. I'll make sure to be more informed next time lol
@MacElMasMancoDeTodos11 ай бұрын
Mom: "C'mon, finish your meal, I didn't even serve that much soup!" *The soup she's pointing at from the cruiseship:*
@TheGreyKami2 жыл бұрын
There are many cold soups meant to be cold. Tomato soup doesn't have meat. Chicken noodle soup doesn't need vegetables (I know it usually does but it's not necessary). Really soup is just liquid with some other stuff in it. Salt water itself is soup. Also sea cucumber.
@Alizudo Жыл бұрын
Sea Cucumbers are animals-
@basedhalo Жыл бұрын
šaltibarščiai. Cold soup
@limitless_j3 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth's entire argument is: Look I wouldn't do it, but-
@staikan3 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@sr.brigadeiro77182 жыл бұрын
Ya
@theogkavon87963 жыл бұрын
Phoenix: “You wouldn’t have soup with live animals in it!” Edgeworth: *”Says who?”*
@AvidAnimeWatcher3 жыл бұрын
every human
@caioaugusto31383 жыл бұрын
@@AvidAnimeWatcher the Japanese, sweating profusely:
@spidersinmypants3 жыл бұрын
@@caioaugusto3138 my teacher from china, sweating just as much:
@BestSalesman3 жыл бұрын
Chinese eating everything that moves
@bautistacicinelli45273 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth, more like Edgelord
@kaos3629Ай бұрын
The earth is a large heated mass with multiple layers. It can be classed as a ravioli
@hexagonal693 ай бұрын
This topic of discussion actually had me curious, so I asked ChatGPT if it thinks the ocean is a soup, here’s what it replied: The question of whether the ocean can be considered a soup hinges on the definition of "soup." Generally, soup is a liquid food typically consisting of water, stock, or milk, combined with various ingredients such as meat, vegetables, and grains. ### Arguments for the Ocean as a Soup: 1. **Ingredients**: The ocean contains a mixture of water, salt, organic matter, and a vast array of marine life, from microscopic plankton to large fish, which could be likened to the ingredients in a soup. 2. **Nutrients**: Similar to soup, the ocean has a rich nutrient content that supports marine life. These nutrients can be seen as parallel to the vitamins and minerals found in a broth. 3. **Complexity**: Just as soups can be complex mixtures of various ingredients, the ocean is a complex ecosystem with numerous components interacting in a fluid medium. ### Arguments Against the Ocean as a Soup: 1. **Edibility**: Soups are typically prepared for human consumption. The ocean, with its salt concentration and potential contaminants, is not directly consumable as a food product. 2. **Purpose**: Soup is a food item intended to provide nourishment. The ocean, while it supports marine life, serves a broader ecological purpose and is not designed or intended as a food product. 3. **Preparation**: Soups are created through a process of combining and cooking ingredients. The ocean is a natural body of water formed by geological and environmental processes, not by intentional preparation. ### Conclusion: While the ocean shares some characteristics with soup in terms of being a liquid mixture containing various substances, it fundamentally differs in purpose, preparation, and suitability for consumption. Therefore, the ocean is not a soup in the traditional culinary sense, though the comparison can be a fun and illustrative way to think about the complexity and richness of marine environments.
@cameronspencer96193 жыл бұрын
If the ocean is a soup, it’s too cold and salty and I want my money back.
@eternal_screaming8133 жыл бұрын
No its the kind of soup that your Gran made and you don’t like the soup so you slip it to the dog and pretend to enjoy it
@paulallen26803 жыл бұрын
@@eternal_screaming813 nah, it is the type of soup that you don’t even eat
@alexisberube51103 жыл бұрын
It the type of soup that are free
@Mochi_Kiti3 жыл бұрын
It's the type of soup you eat when you have no taste buds
@eternal_screaming8133 жыл бұрын
@@paulallen2680 well the one I mentioned u dont eat either 🤔 but the dog does
@Revenant733 жыл бұрын
"Soup has to be served hot anyway! No one wants cold soup!" Gazpacho: Are you sure about that?
@RussianBot694203 жыл бұрын
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@ianfinrir87243 жыл бұрын
It's Vichyssoise! It's supposed to be cold!
@hedgelad7123 жыл бұрын
Oh whoops, read that in gazpacho from chowders voice
@yoghurtmaster16883 жыл бұрын
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@Frostyviewer3 жыл бұрын
Arnold J. Rimmer has entered the chat.
@stealthy25_ Жыл бұрын
Technically once the conditions are met, anything added in afterwards doesn’t matter. This means the land is part of the soup too. This makes the Code Ment “I’m at soup” an even better scene lmao
@GrubKiller436 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't land just be a bowl?
@beetrooper2718 Жыл бұрын
these videos, are PERFECT! these videos talk about questions we want to search up but we don't. When we want to make videos of these, we don't, because we are lazy. So let's appreciate the maker of these videos that is actually not lazy to talk about these questions that life has given us.
@kat25622 жыл бұрын
They are looking at this from the entirety wrong angle, the oceans don't need to be currently boiling for it to be soup they just need to have been boiling in the past, ergo the ocean is actually leftover soup that has been left out. "Primordial Soup" may infact be literal
@phieyl71052 жыл бұрын
Objection! There are heat vents at the bottom of the Ocean that are still boiling it
@chiffydragon2 жыл бұрын
@@phieyl7105 Hold it! A soup that was cooked before can be re-heated back up just like the vents are doing now!
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated2 жыл бұрын
@@chiffydragon but why would reheating it even be necessary?
@chiffydragon2 жыл бұрын
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated because cold soup is disgusting
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated2 жыл бұрын
@@chiffydragon but that’s still irrelevant to whether or not it’s a soup.
@y7va3 жыл бұрын
The ocean used to be very hot, and now it's cooled down. The ocean is just soup that's cooled down by now, and we're all awaiting for the greater power to finish his meal.
@larsswig9123 жыл бұрын
but the fish in it now is still raw, who would eat that??
@randompheidoleminor30113 жыл бұрын
@@larsswig912 many people in fact
@MadJack12 жыл бұрын
@@larsswig912 probably people who like sushi
@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela2 ай бұрын
objection! Sea water can contain chemicals that nobody would eat!
@PomegrandmateАй бұрын
wow i couldve lived my entire life without the analogy that were all ingredients in a giant soup
@bestpriest22242 жыл бұрын
I hope Miles has the updated autopsy report of the ocean.
@laraerikson14233 жыл бұрын
There is literally a theory known as the primordial soup in which all life began. Like bruz we all came from soup.
@boymancinder20003 жыл бұрын
And the soup came from stars. Stardust, to be exact. We are all made of cosmic materials.
@Liuhuayue3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking of before Miles said it was literally the edible kind. Lol.
@ronjayrose97063 жыл бұрын
So instead of return to Monke it's return to S O U P?
@nosfernox15673 жыл бұрын
It’s called a theory not the exact way we came
@mladen76413 жыл бұрын
@@boymancinder2000 So we all came from spices.
@kitkatcitcat57613 жыл бұрын
“You wouldnt eat a live fish.” “Says who?” *salmon-ella am i rite*
@noimsquidward73273 жыл бұрын
Salmon is typically served raw and not alive. However... Some fishes are served alive, you can find a video of it on youtube.
@kitkatcitcat57613 жыл бұрын
@@noimsquidward7327 Say hello to Gas Station Sashimi
@thejazzydino3 жыл бұрын
i just wrote a whole thing about some fish not giving you salmonella then i realized this was a pun
@thejonguy32483 жыл бұрын
Some places serve baby octopus tentacles that are still twitching, gotta chew it well so it doesn’t choke you tho.
@kitkatcitcat57613 жыл бұрын
@@thejonguy3248 its a pun
@dominomachines18722 ай бұрын
he just kinda gave up at the end like "why we even talkin about this"
@AdminDestroyer19 ай бұрын
Considering how popular WrightWorth is, i dont think Edegworth would think eggplants are disgusting.
@lamiascrimes71323 жыл бұрын
I want "Says who?" to be a presentable argument in Ace Attorney games
@slapnull18193 жыл бұрын
I approve 1 vote
@Visii3 жыл бұрын
I approve 2 votes
@twoninety3 жыл бұрын
I approve 3 votes
@silly_.rabbit23 жыл бұрын
I approve 4 votes
@isatrujillo4693 жыл бұрын
I approve 5 votes
@amber3273 жыл бұрын
‘Name one person who thinks ocean water tastes good’ Me: *sweats nervously*
*My ass would’ve stayed in the primordial soup* If I knew there were going to be debates like this
@larsswig9123 жыл бұрын
I like the taste too
@marcuszakiperez66892 ай бұрын
“The ocean is like a giant soup of different elements,” says Tim Lowenstein..
@bridgetsilver7332 Жыл бұрын
Phoenix: BUT COLD SOUP IS GROSS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT COLD SOUP?!?! Edgeworth: I AGREE! COLD SOUP IS DISGUSTING!!! Oh, I just hurt myself laughing! That might be the most wonderful exchange I’ve ever read. 🤣🤣
@dumdum55203 жыл бұрын
"WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT COLD SOUP?!" Me, a Korean: and I took that personally
@centfont3 жыл бұрын
username checks out
@electro8063 жыл бұрын
@@centfont lmao
@user-wv9kf2nb2x3 жыл бұрын
Borsch is a russian soup
@jenaro60103 жыл бұрын
i always eat soup later,so the soup will go cold first,it isnt bothering me tho
@keylimepie36023 жыл бұрын
As an English person, me too.
@Ghhjhhhgf3 жыл бұрын
The world is ending, people are dying, and yet here i am sitting on the toilet laughing at 2 virtual characters argueing about soup
@twaggytheatricks49603 жыл бұрын
A wonderful human being is what you are. Allow me to laugh along XD
@drawer_resp38583 жыл бұрын
Objection it is not a soup
@gormauslander3 жыл бұрын
Objection, the world is not ending. Webster's dictionary defines "world" as being the earthly existence of humans, or, the earth with all it's inhabitants. Anyone who has read any history ever can tell you that civilizations rise and fall countless times, and have endured hardships which would make today's look like a tea party. Not only is our current civilization intact and simply progressing as they do, but in the worst case scenario, it falls apart and comes back together again in a few hundred years. By the scale of history, this little moment is nothing
@clacker57993 жыл бұрын
@@gormauslander In theory one could say the world has been ending ever since it began, as eventually all human civilization will inevitably go extinct
@Gondorf53 жыл бұрын
For a while in the 18th century, the Boston Harbor was DEFINITELY soup.
@xwxgamerxwx11 ай бұрын
0:56 seaweed is algae not vegetables
@scottappleton842 Жыл бұрын
"name one person who thinks ocean water isn't gross" me when 5 years old:
@rollin77883 жыл бұрын
2:11 Wright:- "How would you eat it, surely no spoon would be big enough." Godot:- We can use shovels.
@magnanereseres50483 жыл бұрын
Shovels are just big spoons that we don't use for eating, change my mind
@rollin77883 жыл бұрын
@@magnanereseres5048 nah fam your mind is right
@tale79553 жыл бұрын
@@magnanereseres5048 Spoons are utensils and shovels are hand tools So, by mere categorization, they're not the same.
@horinum3 жыл бұрын
@@tale7955 you can use shovels like an utensil, is just more difficult to use, same thing for spoon.
@MaceHelm3 жыл бұрын
KingBach thinks otherwise
@DArtCat3 жыл бұрын
"I don't like wet foods. And soup is like, the wettest of foods" -Some Irish dude, probably
@lucasmillerthelewderofloli93273 жыл бұрын
"Soup? More like Bore Ragnarok." - That same Irish dude, probably
@crusader24123 жыл бұрын
“Now potato, THAT is a good food” -The same Irish dude
@undeadinside35713 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 lol you beat me to it
@ceramicfawn3 жыл бұрын
Jim pickens...
@synergous5713 жыл бұрын
turg
@MrWhatdafuBOOM2 ай бұрын
This feels like an Oney argument.
@ChillX_chill2 жыл бұрын
1:26 my fav line.
@yoboikamil5253 жыл бұрын
"just make a bigger spoon" That has the same energy as "use more gun"
@sewpkan12973 жыл бұрын
but sometimes you just need a little less gun.
@jaldarone3 жыл бұрын
"just print more money"
@fishyc43sar3 жыл бұрын
"If you're homeless, just buy a house" "If you can't afford Healthcare, just don't be poor"
@ScoundreI3 жыл бұрын
Look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, but not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
@mineland82203 жыл бұрын
I solve practical problems
@GalacticHero_3 жыл бұрын
“Surely no spoon is big enough” “MAKE A BIGGER SPOON”
@awakeneddio60123 жыл бұрын
Objections!!! The Size of the Spoon doesn't matter. Neither does Wether or Not you can consume the entire serving. However you have to serve it within the Off Shore. Otherwise it is no longer the Ocean.
@yourfriendlyneigborhoodzom9533 жыл бұрын
“Yo can i eat some of the ocean?” “Only a spoonful.”
@mayajacobssen5187 Жыл бұрын
I think it depends on the legal system of the country. I am most familiar with the legal system of the UK and I think most British courts would rule that ocean is not soup, because it was not intentionally prepared by any person with the intention of being served as a dish.
@zzgladiatorzz2523 ай бұрын
3 years later and this still managed to get in my recommended again.
@justkay98843 жыл бұрын
“Soup needs to be hot” Gazpacho: *imma bout to end this mans whole career*
@alicemartin32753 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite soup!
@adityarasendriya51383 жыл бұрын
Let me introduce myself -underwater volcanoes
@lamphiaalonso53413 жыл бұрын
gazpacho isnt always drank in a bowl tho, salmorejo would be a better comparation
@justkay98843 жыл бұрын
@@lamphiaalonso5341 who says soup needs to be drank in a bowl though
@lamphiaalonso53413 жыл бұрын
@@justkay9884 i meant that gazpacho is drank in a glass or a bottle as if it were water/soda, which you dont usually do with soups
@Hiraeth_Nightshade3 жыл бұрын
"who would want cold soup?" "disgusting?" *offended in gazpacho*
@bung90943 жыл бұрын
Im more offended that people are actually willing to die on the hill of: ThE OcEaN iS SouP YoU cAnT ChANgE mY mInD
@generalfloppa57982 жыл бұрын
@@bung9094 I'm offended you can't enjoy a good meme
@block45622 жыл бұрын
DISGOOSTANG
@user-dg5zm6fs8g2 жыл бұрын
Linus Rumle Sørensen offended in okroshka
@ChonkedCat2 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish person I hate gazpacho
@trashbintf2 Жыл бұрын
I was fully expecting "OBJECTION! Eggplants are fruits not vegetables!"
@somebody_1ce_toldmi Жыл бұрын
The "JUST. MAKE. A BIGGER. SPOON" moment got me
@MixG983 жыл бұрын
It's amazing. Some clearly/stupid discutions are shakin' the courtroom, i love this community Edit: 3.3 K likes?! Holy Maya...
@electron31143 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@MixG983 жыл бұрын
@@electron3114 Thanks man, you make me notice that i have 500 likes.
@electron31143 жыл бұрын
@@MixG98 I also noticed xd
@devilknight3583 жыл бұрын
Which brings up the question is the ocean really soup?
@MixG983 жыл бұрын
@@devilknight358 Oh ho
@barrackoli3 жыл бұрын
Adressing contested points: Broth - Ocean water is technically a broth, thermal volcanic vents at the sea floor cook dead bacteria and fish which have sunk as scattered "sea snow" to broil, which means the water is considered a diluted, but valid broth by definition as this cooked tissue is scattered via currents. Live animals - Asian delicacies in South Korea include live Octopus or Squid in soups. Spoon size - Just get a comically large spoon, duh :P Ergo, The Ocean is the nastiest type of technically valid soup. I'd intend on reboiling it thoroughly before consumption however...
@andreacarnevale31523 жыл бұрын
We have found the winner for the next "King of prosecutors" everyone
@derrilazkia10023 жыл бұрын
The ocean was once called "Primordial soup" or "Primordial broth" at some point
@N1ko3123 жыл бұрын
Also, some soups are served cold, like gazpacho
@silas9013 жыл бұрын
What about all the trash in the ocean? Surely you wouldn't want to be eating that, it would kill you.
@andreacarnevale31523 жыл бұрын
@@silas901 I don't care if it kills me, food is food
@rin_ren439822 күн бұрын
I read the title as is the ocean a spoon and got confused when they talked about soup
@real_gay_bowser Жыл бұрын
If the Ocean is soup, a shovel would be the spoon and a swimming pool would be the bowl.
@_pitako2 жыл бұрын
"the ocean is a soup, end of discussion" is such a powerful line
@Mikewee7772 жыл бұрын
A judge would throw you out of court in response to such contempt.
@_pitako2 жыл бұрын
@@Mikewee777 sounds like the judge can't handle the truth
@Mikewee7772 жыл бұрын
@@_pitako you can not slam the gavel with a hammer. That is like the Judge's main job in every incarnation ever. The judge decides on who has the last word and the judge decides when the trial's discussion ends. Allowing a lawyer to unlawfully silence both the judge and the jury without consent is absolutely unconstitutional .
@heroe1486 Жыл бұрын
@@Mikewee777 You clearly haven't played Ace attorney + which constitution ? The US isn't the world.
@Mikewee777 Жыл бұрын
@@heroe1486 quoting Canadian superstar Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh abridged : " Every country belongs to America .
@IntrusiveThot2 жыл бұрын
The entire portion of cold soup debate could be solved by the word “gazpacho”
@clemente39662 жыл бұрын
Trust me, with some people, it wouldn't solve anything. I've posted a comment on this video more than a year ago about gazpacho, and I've got into an argument with someone for weeks and maybe even a month over gazpacho qualifying to be a soup or not. In the end, all their replies were erased and some time later I had some fun with some other replies, but still, I got into an argument when trying to use that example.
@MonochromeTrouble2 жыл бұрын
@@clemente3966 How is gazpacho _not_ so- You know what, never mind.
@changer_of_ways_999 Жыл бұрын
gazpacho is more like a really wet salad :P
@nocrega Жыл бұрын
I actually eat cold soup and don't call it boiled water with pasta and meat. I think cold soup counts
@robbietheweirdo Жыл бұрын
and cereal
@HuladeHoopla Жыл бұрын
I just find it funny the judge just started to read the newspaper while they were doing this.
@Liberty_Leila Жыл бұрын
Since ocean is a whole body of soup, wouldn’t that solve world hunger?
@Lae_vateinn2 жыл бұрын
Phoenix: “Wait, it’s all soup?” Edgeworth: “Always has been.”
@LonkPhonk2 жыл бұрын
Lol u said it for me
@S0renz Жыл бұрын
"Phoenix Write found dead with bullet wound in the back of his head!"
@nothomebutnotreally37823 жыл бұрын
Someone should build a courthouse for debates like this
@crowdemon_archives3 жыл бұрын
Small claims court but instead of actual minor legal stuff, it's all philosophical fuckery and this
@voidcore93233 жыл бұрын
@@crowdemon_archives I love how it implies this is different from philosophical fuckery, like its it's own kind of stupidity.
@yveltal8253 жыл бұрын
We already have one. It's called the internet.
@crowdemon_archives3 жыл бұрын
@@yveltal825 Internet has anonymity, a real building has... Less anonymity. 🙃
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
Honestly I would really like that. A court to finally end debates like if water is wet or not, (it’s not) if a hotdog is a sandwich or not (it’s not) and if the ocean is soup (it should be)
@sumvs59922 жыл бұрын
"What vegetables are in the ocean" There were probably some wheelchairs that went down on the Titanic, so
@detonatuto45302 ай бұрын
"Just make a bigger one" broke me 😂
@Oakship1663 жыл бұрын
*OBJECTION* They forgot about the hydrothermal vents under the water which are pretty much mini volcanos but like a lot of them therefore the ocean actually is getting cooked
@NateLeonhart3 жыл бұрын
They also forgot the sun exists.
@meowdynyall92843 жыл бұрын
@@NateLeonhart yeah but so does the rotation of the earth do you cook your soup by heating up one half of the pot for long enough for the other half to cool down, and then doing the same for the other half?
@pikadragon27833 жыл бұрын
But all of the soup should be cooked for it to have a broth. Not just what is comparable to a single droplett in a bowl.
@jedimindglitch893 жыл бұрын
And lightning
@movedchannel53673 жыл бұрын
@@pikadragon2783 your stove doesn't heat all the water/broth at once, it heats up the bottom water first because its closest to the stove, just like the ocean and the core/hydrothermal vents
@0SC22 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Miles: *uses the definition of soup as evidence that the ocean is soup* Phoenix: *uses the same definition to prove Miles wrong* Miles: tHeRe ArE nO sEt rUlEs
@buira94822 жыл бұрын
Indistinguishable from canon Miles
@ronankelley77682 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to mention that parts of the ocean are cooked due gas vents on the sea floor. Boom! Soup.
@Tankirb2 жыл бұрын
@@ronankelley7768 but that only means certain parts of the ocean are soup not the whole. Meaning the large majority of the ocean isn't soup
@crxkirby2 жыл бұрын
@@Tankirb - First off, love your name and pfp. That said, I disagree that it negates the soupness of the rest of the ocean. The ocean as a singular entity is still being cooked, just extremely inefficiently.
@Tankirb2 жыл бұрын
@@crxkirby it may be in the process of being cooked but the ocean hasn't finished cooking yet. It would need to finish cooking first in order to be considered soup. Interestingly enough if we go by the definition of cooking being required for something to be soup then this would also disqualify gazpacho from being soup since that is made of raw uncooked vegetables that are simply blended into a soupy consistency. So gazpacho "soup" would technically be using the second definition of soup "a substance or mixture perceived to resemble soup in appearance"
@koholos Жыл бұрын
Once again proving the adage - “intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad”
@Alizudo Жыл бұрын
All fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruits
@youlookingatme5752 жыл бұрын
Everytime we went to Great Wolf Lodge at the water park, The water used to taste like soup
@veemon90093 жыл бұрын
I like how there are actual debates in the chat about the ocean being a soup or not. *Still more intelligent of a conversation than politics*
@ultimateanimatics23083 жыл бұрын
I mean politics are rock bottom but the ocean is above a lot of rocks:)
@Harsh-tf9he3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@kelsey61973 жыл бұрын
The ocean is not a soup. If you pointed to the ocean and said, "wow look at that soup" the person you were talking to would hire you a psychiatrist. Just because it has the contents of another item, doesn't mean that specific item is the same as the other item. If you put all of the ingredients of a soft taco on top of a loaf of bread, that's not a taco. It's the same same the ocean. And soups usually are prepared ingredients that are mixed together for a presentable meal that is edible. You don't put alive fish in soups, soups have cooked ingredients. And let's just say everything I said is void, the ocean can still have things like icebergs, stone, dirt, sand, gravel, clay, etc in it. Soup does not have those things in it, and all possibilities are to be considered when defining something. For example, if you say >3 = >100,000 then you would be wrong. >3 CAN be >100,000 but it also CANNOT be >100,000 by being
@user-qi3dw2wl5s3 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
@lean12073 жыл бұрын
@@kelsey6197 Who said the soup has to be on a good quality. And about the ingredients its because never was said it needs be on a bowl and about sand a gravel..if you find a small rock on your soup you will call that soup or not? And about alive animals..there literally some foods whats gives alive animals as food. And about cooked ingredient probably there cooked ingredients on ocean but just we cant see it because its deep.
@mayscomputer3 жыл бұрын
"ayo mom can we go to the beach for dinner" "why" "I wanna have ocean soup"
@SorielHDTBers Жыл бұрын
I went into this thinking “hell no”. My mind has changed immensely
@Topikkaperna Жыл бұрын
"JUST MAKE A BIGGER SPOON!" i literally died!🤣🤣
@Revengilate3 жыл бұрын
“Mom we got no more soup and the supermarket ran out of soup” *Let’s take a visit to the ocean then*
@angelicnightmarescult97793 жыл бұрын
Won't be long, we'll get some vegetables in it too!
@Revengilate3 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone drowning in the ocean and the rescue team says *It's soup, just eat the soup*
@pkmntrainerred42473 жыл бұрын
this kinda thing once happened with me in one of ace attorney online's servers. A guy said the room is a library, I disagreed. I tired my best, but the guy won, by having almost every member in the room testify. He gave stupid reasons for everything, I said where are the book, he said the books are ordered and being delivered. I said where are the shelves, he said Library needs no shelves. just like Edgy in this video. LOL
@YeahButCanISniffUrPantsFist3 жыл бұрын
well youll have to be able and rent those book and have yo bring it back.. or else its just a book shop
@Nadodan3 жыл бұрын
Haha the answer was right in front of your face then...If the books were being ordered it means they weren't there yet...Which means that wasn't a library it was the site of a remodel or a construction site. Until the building is completed it can not be classified as it's proper purpose. If I built half a Dairy Queen but stopped before I put the ice cream equipment in, you couldn't call it a Dairy Queen
@theflyinga85753 жыл бұрын
wait is there aa online?
@pkmntrainerred42473 жыл бұрын
@@theflyinga8575 Yea. It's a fanmade community/game/ online chat place etc. You can play fan made cases with other members casing with u taking different roles like defense, prosecution judge etc. here's the link to their official site to join it either on web or download the client. aceattorneyonline.com/ Although it's not filled with a bombarding population, but still there are quiet a lot people Also beware of Newbie Hole if you can't take the insane spamming there (NH in short) but you can join, there are good people like me there too.
@mirroredchaosАй бұрын
make him prove the ocean is soup by having him take at least 10 spoonfuls of it.
@mrac..9 ай бұрын
POV: It's 3am and you have an important test tomorrow
@px68833 жыл бұрын
I love how they completely ignored the fact that climate change doesn't make the ocean *boil*
@Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub3 жыл бұрын
Technically speaking, the ocean is boiling in some places. Mainly in lava vents in the bottom of the ocean.
@wahyudyatmika51193 жыл бұрын
Underwater volcanoes do erupt in times, making the oceans are reheated constantly, isnt it?
@ghosttidragon68753 жыл бұрын
Soup dont rlly need to be hearted but it was funny how they be like "yeh u rite, do be blazin'"
@JenamDrag0n3 жыл бұрын
@@ghosttidragon6875 I would think that it still needs to be cooked first even if it's to become a cold soup in its final form.
@ghosttidragon68753 жыл бұрын
@@JenamDrag0n clam soup
@hankthehokagehill83743 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth: JUST MAKE A BIGGER SPOON KingBach: Pulls out comically large spoon
@wack91752 жыл бұрын
I like how they don't mention the ground up, "inedible" rocks called sand
@KingOfSciliy2 жыл бұрын
Or the exorbitant amount of excrement that is in the ocean.
@uatcgfhdhu Жыл бұрын
Well, you can put rocks and excrement as parts of the ingredients for a soup, and it will still be soup. A gross soup, but soup nothingless.
@peeppeeped Жыл бұрын
all i can imagine is edgeworth dipping a giant spoon into the ocean, slurping up the animals, and whispering "good soup"
@xenophanessonic8213 жыл бұрын
For a star sized giant lovecraftian horror, yes, the ocean is soup
@DreamsMom2 жыл бұрын
"I don't know maybe BASIC HUMAN DECENCY" 😂
@ieatboigas2 жыл бұрын
what concerns me is how a verified youtuber found this 8 hrs ago
@IslingUntoThyself2 жыл бұрын
69th like
@chesterstevens88702 жыл бұрын
Nobody tell those guys that live fish, frogs, and snakes are all parts of traditional cuisine in several parts of Asia.
@Daedalus59937 күн бұрын
Everyone’s forgetting that there is in fact a bottom of the ocean, throwing sediment, and unless soup can have microplastics and other crap.
@jelleluyten5017 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine the judge starts these arguments to have dinner with a show
@samsunguser21593 жыл бұрын
Wright: “How would you eat it” *KING BACH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
@Jun-Kyard3 жыл бұрын
Good
@FVN-Addict3 жыл бұрын
So, you now have a spoon the size of a table. Now what? Once you fill it with ocean/soup, it‘ll probably get too heavy to lift. But even if you could still lift it, how will you get it inside your mouth?
@samsunguser21593 жыл бұрын
@@FVN-Addict you dont get it inside your mouth, you lay it down similar to a bowl and get a smaller spoon to drink from it, or you could just lick directly from the large spoon
@DANNY1TDM3 жыл бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR THEM TO MENTION THAT
@ianfinrir87243 жыл бұрын
I hate that I've actually had this conversation in real life.
@soup924211 ай бұрын
I lost a few trillion braincells at the argument about spoons.
@ValeraMoth2 жыл бұрын
1:17 no, there’s this thing called ocroshka, where you put kefir (milk but closer to yogurt than to milk) or kvas (basically beer without alcohol, and i think it’s tastier too), sausages, and other stuff i guess, I don’t really remember it that much. It’s served cold and without cooking, mainly in summer. I can’t say with 100% confidence that it’s really a soup and I don’t messed up anything i just wrote but more you know ig have a good day
@cosmicwire63562 жыл бұрын
“But cold soup is gross!” *Okroshka is typing*
@invock2 жыл бұрын
Gazpacho furiously entered the chat
@izoto._00002 жыл бұрын
*soba is typing* (Does soba count? It has noodles and soup i think)
@MegaFrog982 жыл бұрын
Hungarian fruit soup has entered the chat
@michaelconway282 жыл бұрын
You name fucked me up for a second.
@Ashiixz2 жыл бұрын
B O R S H T
@tekii1112 жыл бұрын
i was really hoping for the : “But soup is served in a bowl, the ocean is not in a bowl !!” *OBJECTION* “Soup can also be in cans!” “The ocean is not in a can!!” “You can pour soup on the floor, doesn’t have to be in something” “…” argument
@thehamtart906711 ай бұрын
The ocean is a soup for now, but its slowly turning into a stew as time goes on.
@belowaveragegolfguy8671 Жыл бұрын
"I'm at soup" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?" OBJECTION!