Is this the meanest dating show?

Today I'm taking a look back at MTV's outrageous speed dating show "Next" from 2005. It's something else.
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0:00 - Intro / A Brief History of MTV
4:24 - "Next" Overview / Explanation
12:40 - Reviewing a full episode of Next
21:26 - Conclusion
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[@brutalmoose]

Update: People are telling me that you can watch Next on Pluto TV! Looks like they have an MTV Dating channel, which sounds terrible/amazing.

[@andreasmedrud2915]

Bruh

[@pantrymonster]

I have Pluto TV bc it's free and I'm cheap and all it really has is trashy tv

[@MarblesSoda]

Your back heck yes!

[@LeMasterofSwords]

This this going to be the next (no pun intended) era of brutal moose? Weird mtv shows

[@piperformerlycassette]

plop

[@ScoladeGaming]

Everyone on this show sounds like a character in a low budget PS2 game.

[@hexyko4850]

Agreed

[@darkagestreams5207]

EA Sports, it's in the shame.

[@kevinm5940]

This show totally seems like something that would have a shitty tie-in video game.

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

@@kevinm5940 like Wipeout

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

Some GTA npcs

[@Borninxixax]

Both Yo Momma and Next both feel like tv shows from GTA V

[@MortusSweet]

I love that 🤣 one of my favorite things from the GTA series is the tv/radio shows. Soooo good.

[@firefox1965]

I'm probably wrong, but I kept thinking that the logo for Yo Momma looked similar if not exactly the same to the GTA text font.

[@Fooma777]

@@firefox1965 I thought that tooooooooo!

[@yellowpowr8455]

It’s totally at least a similar font.

[@gam3army]

now that you say thatit dose sound like a gta show or such XD

[@zanpakutoman4225]

I remembered an episode of NEXT, where the first guy was wearing jorts (jean shorts) and everybody else on the bus was making fun of him. The girl nexted him immediately and the next 3 guys didn't last long either, so all the guys did most of the talking on the bus. They eventually all started to like the jorts and the fifth guy actually swapped pants with the jorts, and ran out on the date saying nothing but "JORTS!" through the obstacle course then got nexted. It taught me all I needed was some cool bros and a nice pair of jean shorts.

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

brotherhood of the traveling jorts

[@TheKpa11]

@@AlexisTwoLastNames Nice

[@mickeyp6639]

@@AlexisTwoLastNames brotherhood of the traveling... shants?

[@carleeelizabeth]

that's beautiful, man

[@angrytheclown801]

They needed a card to say: Mark: 23 -Working towards a Doctorate -Builds cars -Thought this was a Greyhound Bus

[@thomasdegroat6039]

"Last time I made $1 and I'd like to at least match that." That is like a legitimately funny line.

[@Blakbox92]

The delivery is so genuine and awkward

[@buenoskater555]

Agreed, I lol'd

[@whyamilikethis4103]

"The Dickey" has a level of confidence I don't think I can ever achieve.

[@FluffRainbowDash]

I wonder what he's doing now. I hope he still has confidence.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

No offense, but he has TOO much confidence.

[@mohammedalmusawi1865]

@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess sounds like you can't handle The Dickey

[@peepawfart]

I hate how i can recognize the character in your icon

[@blanddull6881]

The Dickey is a god amongst men.

[@TrailMix135]

This show feels like it was written by The Onion. It feels so genuinely like a reality tv show, but the things these people say are just unbelievable. It has to be parody the way these people deliver such ludicrous lines with an unwavering boldness like there’s a bonus check for corniest delivery. It feels just like every Onion video I’ve ever seen. It’s so committed to the rules of its contemporary medium in every way except the outrageous dialogue. This show is wonderful, I can’t imagine how there could even be one bad episode of this dazzling spectacle. It’s such a unique train wreck because I very seriously doubt this is intentional satire and instead think it’s just really awkward terrible 90s writing, but it’s so beautifully hilarious that I can’t say it’s a bad show.

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

NEXT as a segment of the Eric Andre Show. I can see it

[@kayd9405]

It feels like something TroomTroom created.

[@NameAvailable]

The Onion’s ‘Sex House’ is very similar to this show. I’d say Next is one of the shows Sex House is mocking, but Next clearly contains elements of satire and parody as well.

[@DeadMeat]

Love your videos, man. Hilarious cadence and editing.

[@adriansrsa90]

how has nobody replied to james yet??? pog moment

[@beaniebean4885]

@@adriansrsa90 how the hell does this only have 2 likes

[@novayt4106]

I never expect james A Jenise to watch this video

[@jonn8911]

Agreed

[@isosteenkamp4387]

OH SHIT JAMES!!! (OR CHELSEA) I'VE LITERALLY BEEN WATCHING SINCE YOUR FIRST DEAD MEAT VID

[@Lazysupermutant]

Ian is slowly evolving into the male kindergarten teacher at the charter school who's really sweet and enthusiastic but you're not entirely sure if he has his teaching license.

[@megachaosblast126]

Next!

[@bijosen1670]

That’s weirdly obscure and specific

[@Pinkfairywife]

And you have a crush

[@Lazysupermutant]

@@Pinkfairywife It's more like I feel a distinct kinship as a fellow kindergarten teacher.

[@HighwaterTrousers]

"You can't handle The Dicky!" We can make fun of everyone, but that man had a plan and went for it! I bet to this day, he's still dressed like that, does The Dicky Spin, and is definitely single.

[@Shadowonwater]

I'd be up for going on a date w/ someone purely for wearing that outfit

[@bluejay43]

channel whatchamacallit Me too! You can’t knock that style

[@MadamFoogie]

Dicky seems like a really fun guy to me! I'd give him a whirl.

[@gunkwizardry]

if you think that raw sex magnet known as dicky is single, you're wrong

[@Belgand]

I mean, I'm pretty sure the producers dressed him like that.

[@LAZY-RUBY]

I wouldn't mind being on this show. My plaque would be like **RUBY, 26** -Owns 4 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog -Scared of lakes -Once accidentally stabbed self

[@purplegill10]

Beautiful.

[@vinnygameryes9477]

I understand being scared of lakes and accidentally stabbing yourself but do you actually own 4 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog? If so, why? I don't hate the game I am just very curious.

[@landofgrundo]

@@vinnygameryes9477 I'm more curious about how they accidentally stabbed themself. Please explain

[@Floedekage]

@@landofgrundo I'm curious about the lake thing. So maybe they can get back to us and expand on all the points?

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

@@vinnygameryes9477 You say this as if owning 4 copies of Shadow The Hedgehog is super odd

[@coolnormalandwelladjusted]

When I say the 90s didn’t end until like 2008, this is what I’m talking about

[@sirraf23]

Lol I went to prison at the beginning of 2007 and got out ar the end of 2009. You are 100% correct on that assessment. It was like coming out into a different world but it had only been 2 years. Smartphones have completley changed so many things about how society does everything now.

[@rabbadidi7385]

@@browniecinco 90s kids are milenials not boomers lol

[@adamburdt8794]

Thats why I always confuse things for being 90's when they actually came out in 2004

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

@@browniecinco we'll all be seniors to a younger generation one day...

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

@@adamburdt8794 i do that as well lol. my mind wanes the older i get

[@Bowling_Dude]

"I'm adam and I'm 24. I made 1 dollar last time..... and I'd like to at least match that."

[@jacksonpercy8044]

He sounds so hopeful and hopeless at the same time.

[@kylefreeburg9353]

Wait, this show is where the "Kyle: nicknamed nugget, loves Hannah Montana, cries all the time " came from!

[@Mngalahad]

what

[@Linnea-nb2jh]

It sure is, my dude!

[@valdecoxib]

oh my god it is

[@gracekim25]

Oh

[@SamitadeMilanesa]

I also remember one that said something like "once his grandma walked in on him covered in baby oil"

[@zandithshloper2005]

Honestly I got mad respect for The Dicky the all red suit with a leopard print hat is a hard look to pull off

[@Choatemister]

Do you think Dicky ever found a lady who could handle “the Dicky” and lived happily?

[@Ninjakitty100]

I hope so. That man deserves it!

[@Gwenlikesmilk]

Fool, the Dicky is more powerful than any known entity. He is un-handleable

[@bobbytonson5890]

@@Gwenlikesmilk The DIcky is like a wild animal. You try to handle the Dicky and it just charges right into you before your mind can even handle the idea that the Dicky exists.

[@appsmasher7932]

Probably. Dude’s definitely a sex magnet.

[@contexted]

someone, find him

[@pacificcoastbreeze]

"I like to text people when I make poopy" Clearly a scholar ahead of her time

[@vinilla02]

She predicted meme culture

[@Sin_Alder]

So precious.

[@jacockistitsworth9392]

What a dream.

[@HeroOfTimpani]

She is speaking the language of the gods

[@Soulraven2735]

Does anyone else think the fact she said poopy is adorable?

[@funkyfunkskystime5651]

This looks like a fictional reality show that would be in a cutscene for something like Tony Hawk's Underground, complete with dumb dance animations

[@nukiradio]

Yeah. Like a jet set radio cutscene!

[@FSEThompson]

All of these lines sound like something I’d hear while flipping through the radio on GTA

[@videsjlv]

It is fake so thats why

[@plus6481]

Yo momma seems like it would be in gta 5.

[@nukiradio]

@Heavy Metal Collector the victory dance animations, the losing animations, the over the top police?

[@b00j]

“I’m going to the circus and I’m looking for a freak!” Me on dating aps

[@RaTcHeT302]

AW, U DON'T HAVE TO PUT URSELF DOWN LIKE THAT

[@aubreyh1930]

@@RaTcHeT302 how is trying to find a freak a bad thing lol a lot of people find that desirable. Not everyone likes vanilla stuff

[@juliannah5721]

Remember the show where the parents hate their child's SO, so they choose a couple kids to go on dates with their child & hopefully steal them away. Of course, the SO waits with the parents at the house, & watches the dates while they're happening. It was insane. Edit: PARENTAL CONTROL!!!!

[@s52pana]

Hahahahah damn I all of a sudden had a surge of memories of that stupid show... watched the hell out of it 🤣😅

[@moralebooster8437]

Yes!!! Definitely remember watching that after school

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

oh yeah, i mentioned it as well. weird concepts i suppose, certainly their execution was...questionable lol. i certainly don't remember them as well as i should it seems, but i try to remember them fondly, its all anyone can do really

[@SirMalorak]

MTV was wild man

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

@@SirMalorak they certainly tried to be lol

[@Thainthood]

“I’m not endorsing the jokes made on this show, but I am laughing at them” me watching the official Ghost Stories anime English dub

[@jonathanburleson9234]

“I’m Jebecky. I’m 19, 6’4”, and I’m definitely allergic to Cookie Crisp.”

[@richardgadberry8398]

NEXT!!!!

[@daniel7139]

Date my mom 2 date my mom again

[@weekenddrew3330]

Is that a nakey jakey reference?

[@Alydm9]

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

[@honeyhuney]

they’re lines all sounds like they’d be said in icarly

[@itspierre8228]

“Curvy girls make my junk twitch”

[@dannydamnmendez]

@@itspierre8228 clearly predicting what's to come in the reboot

[@sonicecho4777]

I really like the awful clothes of the 2000s, just really nostalgic for me

[@fryingpanda9103]

This show makes the 2000s feel more dated than the 90s.

[@monehget]

Fr

[@scottkrafft6830]

Holy crap I just remembered this show! I used to watch it when I was like a year or two old! XDDDD Well, I didn't "watch" it, more like my parents were watching it and I just happened to be in the room with them.

[@micahcook2408]

That’s the entire 2000s era lmaooo shit was weird. It was like the 90s up by x10

[@johndotcue]

2000's was like a completely different universe and we were all transported there somehow. I guess Y2K really did happen.

[@mistertagomago7974]

Maybe the 2000s really are more dated than the 90s.

[@Wyvern_Rosfield]

"She's exactly what I'd do if I built a woman." That is an actual thing a person said with their mouth.

[@RetroAmateur1989]

I am literally shaking!

[@thatnerdwinter7894]

Not only that, but it was somehow considered romantic

[@viscountrainbows6452]

This is the kind of line that haunts people at night years later.

[@beanoptodon]

My bf being an engineer, I would take that as a compliment from him lol

[@natkatmac]

*Weird Science enters chat*

[@awwgez]

Dickey was a time traveler here to warn us of the great dangers ahead and he was Nexted! We weren't ready.

[@jojoversus1100]

He's the current vocalist for Infant Annihilator. Search their video Three Bastards. He wears the red suit in the video. He goes by Dickie Allen now.

[@no-man_baugh]

My working theory of “Dicky” is that it’s actually a disguise, and if he were to got a girl, he would reveal himself to actually be Foxy Shazam! However he also kept is a secret from the next crew and his agent to make the surprise bigger, and after he got nexted, he chose to keep it a secret and never tell anyone ever again

[@pearhouse6350]

You would make a better writer for these shows tbh. That Foxy Shazam reveal would have me SHOOK

[@BunnyChamberX]

"I love stuff thats worn in and used, Vanessa is perfect for me!" Jesus Christ bring this guy BACK!

[@YolkbytePNG]

I thought he said "I love stuff that is horny and unused"

[@russianbot8576]

this guy was the first hipster

[@Dickalicious]

Best $1 I ever earned.

[@catofoz5146]

ITS HIM OH MY GOD ITS HIM

[@MotherSoren]

It's him boys John Dicky himself

[@ShiningTaiga]

Absolute king

[@snail-teeth]

wig

[@Amber-yw4ji]

Sir, you are a king

[@chayden153]

"curvy girls make my junk twitch" bitch I'm shook

[@jojoversus1100]

Heart of a poet.

[@fineblanket]

"I worked at hooters, now my hooters work for me" wow. a round of applause

[@MrSkerpentine]

*golf clap*

[@NTA_Luciana]

This show has some serious "workplace sexual harassment training video" energy

[@ditzyrose700]

Shh that's the next brutalmoose video

[@beaniebean4885]

Thats what I was thinking

[@oharrison7158]

Lmao that's oddly accurate

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

I must admit, when you put it that way, I'm annoyed you can't choose to opt out of safety and harassment law if you really hate yourself.

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

@Gold Rose dudes has often gotten away with way more than they should be allowed, that's for sure, and often for the sake of "comedy"

[@guppy2816]

Next is a show that could only exist in the early 2000's.

[@johnalogue9832]

We can only hope. Don't give 2020 ideas.

[@oneish7454]

I don't remember the early 2000s, not sure if I should be glad or not.

[@cjhs2006]

You Aren’t Wrong

[@snes3351]

Thoose were the times

[@sand0decker]

@@oneish7454 you should be sad, they were a different time. Like the 90s, but the tech was cooler

[@MindyYT143]

The narrator of Next sounds like the one from Troom Troom. I’m truly traumatize rn. 🤯

[@strayiggytv]

Holy shit yes. I was accumulating psychic damage from the narrator and I couldn't figure out why.

[@SL-ul3yr]

Oh God, I thought she sounded familiar. Will this poor woman ever have peace?

[@JovialDaze]

Happy 39th birthday MTV. Thank you for 17 years of music.

[@sageforasennight]

Underrated comment!

[@QuackenColony]

My roommates were watching this show recently and I walked in on the person saying one of the daters "Looked like a gay, wet rat" and nexted him immediately.

[@vinilla02]

Oh shit, it’s me

[@acousticeel9695]

“I hope this guy is thicker than my accent” Ahead of her time.

[@SamitadeMilanesa]

Honestly! That's something I'd say today in 2020

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

It seemed so natural I didn't even think about how long ago this was, nice catch

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

Guys can be thicc too!

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Do you think she meant stupid? Cause before like 2015 that's normally what thick meant

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 "I hope this guy is dumber than my accent" 😂

[@superotterboy1737]

As someone who's become more nostalgic for the late 90s and early 2000s trash lately, your channel is even more relevant now. Damn, us 90s kids were really born into an era of hot trash and I wouldn't have it any other way. Hahahaha

[@CallMeNeecko]

People today: Dating has gone down the tubes, with all of our apps, and the bachelor, and online relationships... Me: Remember Next?

[@mastershadowreaper]

eh, next was kinda innocent in away. it wasn't that sexual. but dating is so degenerative these days. I can't stand it

[@aaronjames3228]

@@mastershadowreaper there are still people who value real stuff

[@aaronjames3228]

None of those ways are really bad for dating.

[@derekw104]

@@mastershadowreaper "Curvy girls make my junk twitch" - Next

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

true enough. i think dating has gotten overcomplicated since dating adds were placed in the mail, but then, well, the past is dark as well. i don't think we humans know what we're doing. we're lonely, and seek love in very unusual places sometimes, and one can only wish their was a better, easier way, but when has life ever been easy as the saying goes...

[@beepbeepdying125]

of course, we all know the true best reality show is bad boy bachelor

[@C.V317]

We need more misadventures of iAN Shade.

[@FieryRedmond]

Bad Boy Bachelor didn't have enough caste iron bitches tho

[@blazebaby89]

I still think of him as iAN sometimes 😂

[@beepbeepdying125]

Redmond bad boy bachelor didnt have any buildings mailed brick by brick either. tragic

[@TemporalDreamer]

And I was just rewatching that stream!

[@lemonzess4202]

I need a “where are they now” for this show.

[@RubenTrucks]

I'd watch that

[@heiselproductions_01]

Considering how many people they go through, good luck tracking everyone down.

[@VictoriaPatricia]

Psst.... Homeless...

[@strain42]

The one I remember is Baggage. You had like one dater try to pick one of three contestants, and each contestant had a small, medium, and large briefcase that contained some embarrassing or gross secret about them that got bigger and bigger. Like the small one might be "likes to pick his toes" but the final one might be like "wears a clown nose during intercourse" and then once the dater picks the contestant, they reveal one big piece of baggage about themselves and the contestant gets a chance to reject the dater. It was fairly interesting...and also hosted by Jerry Springer of all people.

[@MrSkerpentine]

Jerry’s the supreme pioneer of trash television so it makes sense lol

[@elizen__]

YOU UNLOCKED A MEMORY THAT WAS HIDDEN DEEP IN THE BACK OF THE VAULT IN MY HEAD.

[@anthraxcrab3238]

Too bad she couldn’t handle The Dicky.

[@vincenzo082]

The world couldn't handle The Dicky

[@astrochiken]

"No, no. Just go."

[@alegria1813]

I would gladly go on a date with The Dicky he seems fun

[@timothymckane6362]

He looks like a Rule 63 version of Carmen Sandiego.

[@alexanderthomas3187]

@@thesmiler1579 I don't blame you, he was by far the coolest guy on the show

[@theindyguyjc]

My favorite Next moment was one where this one contestant slipped on the steps as she walked off the bus, they freeze framed her mid-slip to do the profile thing, and as she was walking to the guy, he goes, “Oh, I was just checking to make sure that you were ok. NEXT!!!”

[@silversugar2140]

Daayyummmm that's cold but hilarious!

[@krisfrederick5001]

Kurt Cobain used to call it "Empty TV." He had no idea.

[@cold_chimp]

thats not the only kurt cobain thing thats empty if you know what i mean

[@kaaaanke]

@@cold_chimp classy

[@cold_chimp]

@@kaaaanke I have pride in my high brow humor

[@shamusbob7969]

@@cold_chimp Sometimes you just gotta leave the low-hanging fruit for the 12 year olds.

[@justinhunt4767]

He ended up blowing his head off for a reason

[@kassemir]

"I like that hat" You know. The hat from the costume the producers made you wear. Literally the worst compliment he could've come up with :D

[@no-gc6hp]

i gotta admit that i like to watch brutalmoose while i make poopy

[@madmilleruhohpoopy7215]

I'm reading this on the toilet hahahahaha

[@alexisjsosa]

Im squatting and brutalmoosing

[@NachoJazz13]

Current state

[@JEASOUA]

same

[@bobsbrain397]

I read this before hearing the line in the episode. I thought this was a dumb comment that Ian hearted that had nothing to do with the show. I am appaled that I was wrong.

[@dougfancy101290]

I really want a "Where Are They Now?" special with some of these contestants.

[@RettMikhal]

I think that would interfere with their unemployment claims.

[@DACopperhead2]

I don't think we'll be able to handle where The Dicky is

[@worldcomicsreview354]

What do you think the "big project" is?

[@gurvmlk]

@@worldcomicsreview354 That would be amazing, but something of that scale is something I'd more expect from a channel like JonTron or Cinemassacre than I would from this channel.

[@cocolime6496]

There's a KZbinr on here, goes by supdaily, he participated on one of these shows

[@Violant3]

MTV in brazil was epic, everyone loved it, they had a very successful mix of music and original comedy shows, the sad thing was that they got so big and so popular that the actors and directors were bought by the major brazilian television channels, making MTV close it's doors shortly after.

[@taptwoproductions456]

I remember "Next" and your overview was FAR more pleasant than watching an episode of it. Please do more like this

[@shakennotstirred3564]

Please, I need to see a full Analytical review on “Yo Momma” the show. It was very obviously the peak of American culture.

[@ceb4007]

It’s our proudest achievement

[@gabriellarena2256]

yo momma is so repetitive the video wouldn't be so entertainin get it, its a literal yo momma roast

[@MFPLATYPUS]

i swear i remember an episode of next where the contestants were older women who were all supposed to be teachers and lunch ladies and the episode ended with them making out in the bus 2006 was a wild time man

[@tortillabag]

I remember putting on MTV for background music whenever I would have to do chores, and then tuning in again at night for the reality tv lmao I just realized how long ago its been since I've turned on a TV and actively seeked out MTV.

[@frankf684]

“Her buuuubes.”-Tiny nuts 2006

[@ce7.0]

Jared, 19, was tragically born too late to be on this show

[@8bits59]

which makes him tonight's biggest loser

[@audramcdonaldapologist3676]

Petition to have Brutalmoose review “Yo Mama”

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

You have my signature

[@cattleprodding]

The "I made one dollar last time and this time I'd like to at least match that" joke took me a second, but damn that gave me quite and audible chuckle.

[@SmartyPoohBear]

Same, I thought he was gonna say "...I'd like to at least make two dollars" but his standard was even much lower. XD

[@capness1228]

Anyone remember Joe Schmo Show? The "reality show" where only one guy was a real contestant and everyone else was an actor? When they revealed the truth the guy was absolutely devastated.

[@Natalie-ox7xm]

Fuck yes. I watched every episode when they aired. Remember his talent show beat box? And let's not forget Kristen Wiig was on that show as well as Rickety Cricket who played , let's face it, Puck from the Real World. That was a fun show to watch, I honestly really liked it.

[@UnclePhil73]

I seem to remember at first or perhaps as a sequel the target was a woman. But she figured it out pretty quick and they recruited her as an actor and replaced her with a dumb guy who never figured it out.

[@skinslip]

Still the best reality show ever made

[@ElysianAura]

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to dust. Contestant, you're dead to us

[@Mia-tt1gt]

Never heard of it but that sounds absolutely amazing

[@TheLoneGameMan]

"There was never a physical release." Yeah, that sounds about right...

[@rosabscura]

💀

[@CityXV]

I don't know, the Dickey got me close.

[@BaeCat872]

Badum tss

[@yaboigooseman9795]

"NEXT"

[@dooshkid]

dude running into the door at 7:51 is comedy gold!!

[@Stoneth]

As kind of over-the-top as Next was, I do have to give the show some credit as it did feature some episodes with same-sex dating which was nice to see considering it aired about a decade before Obergefell v. Hodges and I wasn't used to seeing same-sex dating on TV in any capacity at the time since LGBTQ acceptance was kinda ... iffy at the time.

[@MrSkerpentine]

Was it actually done with respect or was it just “haha lesbians are hot amiright fellaaas”

[@blakecombden9063]

I don’t want to spread rumours, but is Ian secretly “The Dicky”?

[@nukiradio]

I'm not saying they're the same person, but I've never seen them in the same place

[@Dickalicious]

Maaaaaaayyybe

[@88HEATHENWOLF]

he's just glad you haven't discovered his real Secret identity, Hungry Man.

[@yarlodek5842]

“Make poopy” might be the most delightfully awkward thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[@GrimmShadowsII]

Especially the way she smiles after she said it.

[@misteryA555]

In German, people “make poop” so maybe it’s a germanic holdover lol

[@valeriew4833]

It's a new phrase for me too. I've heard "make pile"

[@Kasyler]

Silent Library was hands down the best show of the MTV real tv era, but there was also this show where the parents could pick a someone for their daughter/son to date and at the end they had to choose between their boyfriend/girlfriend or one of the other people lmaooo

[@coolkiid82]

Lol the word “grody” just took me back to middle school. Zoomers today will never know.

[@user-ko8ri1fx8i]

Man I'd date Dickey and I ain't even gay. Dude's got style.

[@skrumpo]

Yeah man, he also does his homework while pooping. How can you not want to date him?

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

Very conscientious and low in trait neuroticism. What's not to love?

[@jodyanthony]

I love that “plop” is one of the defining brutalmoose things

[@Pipkiablo]

My sister and I used to watch this show all the time. Dicky and his mad recorder skills are basically a meme in our family that we still bring up to this day.

[@luan.galaxy]

"Hey no one's handling any Dicky on the thanksgiving table"

[@bb-ih9hg]

"I made a dollar last and I'd like to... At least match that??" Beautiful. Edit: I still can't get passed the horrible fashion. I can't believe human beings dressed like this 15 years ago. Aeropostle/Hollister/Abercrombie and Finch. Jesus Christ. I'm so happy we've processed. Kind of. Just a little. A... A small amount. Teeny... Teeny tiny. Very small. Pecito. 👌🏻

[@PhyreI3ird]

I'd have to disagree. With douche caps, baggy jeans, shutter shades and pretty much everything hipsters ever made as fashion... yeah, not even a little bit xD

[@janethebluemouse]

PhyreI3ird I don't think anything you just mentioned is still in fashion anymore. But really, every decade has some uh....pretty questionable fashion.

[@PhyreI3ird]

@@janethebluemouse I haven't seen shutter-shades outside of a parody in like 5 years, but to this day I see douchecaps and ass-baring jeans just in the few times I go into the outside world _-(hiss)-_ And online every now and then I still see someone dressing hipster, though idk if those are outliers since my area has never really had hipsters, at least that I've seen.

[@janethebluemouse]

PhyreI3ird I think the whole hipster thing came in around 2012. I don't think its AS popular anymore but I bet people still dress like that. (I haven't seen many in person either) Also, the baggy jeans thing started in the 90s - c'mon move on already people! I don't wanna look at your undies. 😩

[@afz902k]

It's much better than today's crap, if you remove the brand names, designs and logos which are indeed absolute trash

[@PonyPlays2014]

Next episode in a nutshell: Girl A: I met a really nice guy. He was funny, interesting and really charming but I had to "next" him. Girl B: Why? He sounded great! Girl A: He wasn't faster than a professional stunt dog in a doggy agility test. So I had no choice, obviously. Girl B: ... And *that* is why you are going to die alone, Rachel!

[@nukiradio]

More like: Girl: I want a cute boy! Boy: you betta be check'n to respekk'n my hekka rekk'n style! *gang sign* *gang sign* Narrator: he thinks he's cool, but he's really a fool, fool, FOOL!

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

MTV now stands for "Moms, Teen. Viacom."

[@BobMcEggy]

Stryker ended up being a radio host for a pretty big radio station in California called KROQ. What's so funny is that he's kept the name despite no longer being one of those overly cool 00's guys. Now he'll talk about stuff like wearing plastic gloves when he handles lettuce at the supermarket.

[@spencerredmon3569]

I like the stock gun sound effect when the X in the logo comes in. It's the same one that was used for the .357 revolver in Half-Life 2

[@NeoTanner]

At 9:01: "I'm Adam, I'm 24 and I made one dollar last time so this time I like to at least match that." seems to be the most genuine thing from all those stupid one liners and was the only one that made me actually laugh. This does seem like it's a parody of dating shows without knowing it's a parody. Like it'd be in Saints Row or GTA or something.

[@toacidrainbows]

My friend was on this show, I can say they are actors and this was listed as an acting gig.

[@MrSkerpentine]

WAIT REALLY???? /s

[@mutestingray]

That makes this one of the funniest comedy shows IMO.

[@bigtimehardline03]

WHAT HOW

[@eight92ful]

it radiates 2007 energy

[@TheLegonaut]

Just a reminder that reality shows are rarely real

[@kye2379]

Does anyone else put on a playlist and fall asleep to his videos? His voice is so calming

[@hf4229]

1:52 I’ve watched this a dozen times and never noticed you typed “plop” before MTV and it made me so happy to notice.

[@joaogomes9405]

I need a Where Are They Now of Dickey. I must know if he's still doing his homework on the toilet

[@Dickalicious]

Now I work at KZbin. :)

[@TheRedRobin96]

@@Dickalicious I'm assuming every friend you know sent you this video?

[@yashalnajeeb7838]

RT s

[@jibb.]

I think MTV’s “Yo Momma” might be the greatest show that has ever graced the airwaves, I can’t wait for MTV’s “Deez Nuts Vine Compilation” to be put on household televisions worldwide.

[@Brain-Wormed]

God teir television

[@flatP_]

underrated comment

[@roadtriiip]

i kind of love this new video style/format/whatever??? its really chill and i like it

[@amatueroutdoorsman9146]

I ended up testing positive for covid 19 and I've been binge watching your old videos for the last week, and you haven't changed a bit personality wise, and that's a goodthing! Lol!

[@electromika]

"It's me, Ian! You remember me, right?" How could I ever forget the best porn game reviewer on youtube?

[@patata6868]

"Muchacho, show me your cojones" EXCUSE ME WHAT

[@HaydenX]

"Pardon me, good sir, but I humbly request that I might observe thy testicles."

[@nukiradio]

@@HaydenX "Señor, necesito mirar a tus juevos"

[@FunkySpaceAlien]

The dance right after adds a lot to it

[@patata6868]

@@FunkySpaceAlien The dance is what really makes it imo

[@HeavymetalHylian]

Best youtube channel. Even after all these years I get so excited every time I see there's a new video out and I rewatch many of them.

[@timward150]

This video was great! I’d love to see you do more stuff like this. I was definitely way too young to realize and remember how awful yet wonderful this show was when it was on. Now I’m old and can appreciate it. You’re the hero that we need, but not the one that we deserve.

[@SymphanyinSorrow]

When I was younger, I was obsessed with Dicky lol. He's in a number of episodes. I was convinced that was him in the Guitar Hero 3 intro video even lol.

[@KarkatVantasBitches]

Something that I really enjoyed about the MTV dating shows when I was a teen is that they didn't only have straight people, like a lot of other dating shows at the time.

[@hexyko4850]

Yeah, A Shot of Love especially had plenty of gay and bi contestants of different genders, I think, and the host (who must not be named) is also bi. But I never watched a full episode of that. Other reality shows featured gay men. I remember Onch from Paris Hilton's New BFF, and The Real World was a pioneer in regards to reality shows and it also was the first one to feature a homosexual male. If I recall correctly they even showed his wedding on the show. He was HIV-positive, sadly, and died young.

[@johnathanflannagan2407]

Please do more of this! hilarious nostalgia. You've got great content, your moving video was super neat.

[@SAIExPT]

Loved it, please do more!!! Can't wait to watch your big project!

[@youjustgotgooped]

contestant: *Breathes* bachelor/bachelorette: *tosses them out a window*

[@nukiradio]

* 90's record scratches and horns and electric guitar for 40 seconds *

[@TotallyStormy]

It’s so weird seeing Ian not in VHS quality now

[@trevann8213]

Man I need the clip at the start as an alarm, that's one way to make you brush every day

[@mairujyat]

every single one of these people's interview snippet reminds me of like, those hyperactive 90s commercials where some celebrity sportsball man appears for like two seconds to say something snappy - except in a show where those two seconds are ostensibly supposed to tell us something about them

[@FPSDIESEL]

Could you imagine this as a show today just a bunch of eboys and egirls hitting woahs and people getting Nexted for dancing badly.

[@RigbyIsTheMan]

Calm down Satan

[@PandaXs1]

idk I'd rather watch that tbh

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8216]

Next: tiktok edition

[@mikaelat3272]

Didn’t know you watched Brutal Moose! Good taste there, my man.

[@aayers485]

i fucking love you diesel

[@virus1244]

I hate when people can't handle the Dicky *spin

[@bdluejay]

i loved this video and i really hope you do more stuff like this in the future. and im very excited for whatever the next video will be, im sure its gonna be great!!

[@breezewey7987]

This was great to watch! I really do hope you have the chance to do more overviews on goofy yet interesting series like this :)