Zenon: Reviewed in the 21st century

[@muja_bunny]

Business Lingerie gonna be big when we're allowed outside again

[@bobbruh8538]

Yes

[@RichardParker2099]

only for those that don't have natural attractiveness.. others have to put on skimpy little outfits. cake their face.. and make things bigger or smaller cause.. well... your just not good enough

[@murphhhhhhh]

@@RichardParker2099 is this supposed to be a joke? Or...

[@canalsincontenido]

You could say it is a thing right now but they keep it outside the zoom window.

[@wyattsyverson8603]

So never. Lol

[@c-puff]

"Star Trek meets Barbie" could describe the entire aesthetic of 1998 - 2002 in all honesty.

[@alliascarroll2392]

The "aqua" vibe is real

[@bradbradlylife9918]

CETUS LAPETUS

[@Theylivewesleep827]

SILENCE MAJOR

[@Raf8347]

for a moment i read "Shark Tale meets Barbie"

[@diamondmetal3062]

You know what, that’s apropos.

[@zeriel9148]

"Pretty alpha huh", weird they actually nailed some future lingo there

[@godril90]

The horse has big d energy

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

I know, it sounds like something people would actually say.

[@dafdyy2383]

@@i_teleported_bread7404 people use 'alpha' as a descriptive already

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

Not really. They didn't predict that it would be used as one of the terms for a fake wolf hierarchy fetish. Eugh.

[@qwertyasdfgh4655]

“Swallow the reality pill” 20:01

[@chadtronic]

SILENCE, MAJOR

[@Iamverypoliteyes]

Chadtronic hi chad

[@devodavis6454]

Hey Chad, can you explain what that cool grey oval around tour handle is/means? I looked online before asking, but I couldn't find anything.

[@squeedles_1943]

Chad we need another Chad x Brutual collab. Y'all are the dream team

[@TercelRepairManual]

DENIED, SIT DOWN

[@kadestanford373]

Chad needs more likes

[@YaBoiGabe31]

“Types some Wingdings on his ergonomic keyboard” was not a sentence I was ready to hear today, but one I needed.

[@AmethystLeslie]

Me, but "Star Trek meets Barbie."

[@sugarcrash315]

The comment I was looking for-so perfect lmao

[@darkychao]

by the way, if anyone cares, the Wingdings is just gibberish ("ugwwijvbndmb"), there's no hidden joke. I'm not sure why I expected it to be anything but it wasn't.

[@alexisd6106]

I remember wingdings being a font on Microsoft Word that turned all your words into weird symbols.

[@jonathanwilliams2320]

@@alexisd6106 It is, they're saying that the wingdings when translated to normal english don't mean anything

[@abemudokon9497]

O7

[@randytrashcan]

Doing the Lord's work.

[@sethreign8103]

I expect it to be something too 🤷‍♂️😂

[@MeeYeeWeeWee]

The bitchy antagonist telling Zenon she looks like she's from East Jersey is the best line in the movie lmao

[@BMoney8600]

Yeah it is

[@ashkitt7719]

East Jersey is Best Jersey

[@Dinosaurianationazation]

Dude, the editing making it look a 90's instructional video is hilarious!

[@Eggsnbaconbits.]

Other KZbinr: "All my videos are going to be in 4k from now on." Moose: "I'm gonna record all my videos in 360p 4:3." I love this man.

[@anyroad5455]

It’s like if hes a KZbinr from the mid 80s. It’s amazing

[@Errorsnake]

Bring back the 8mm baby!!! :D

[@afrog2666]

Some people don`t even know that 360p shows up before HD due to compression..

[@malfattio2894]

@@anyroad5455 or 2006 tbh

[@Aaron-mj9ie]

The Virgin HD KZbinr VS The Chad VHS Archeologist.

[@Cosmicabsolution]

I love how you can faintly hear the “Silence! Major!” In the background when Zenon is in the library trying to lookup information on the space station

[@kristina_lynn]

You know you’re getting old when you relate to the adults in the show more than the kids.

[@TheSomewareMan]

I've probably been old my entire life...

[@vVAstrAVv]

Ive been told i have an old soul lol

[@rainy7106]

TheSomewareMan I relate to both. They are ying and yang and I walk the middle path. Thus I am what you would call a woman-child.

[@45Dre]

Major

[@onemorerep6597]

I’m at the point in life where I relate to the villains more than the good guys.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Okay so 25 years from now, space will be dressed like 80s rockstar Barbies, Earth will be dressed like 1997.

[@zerir.3726]

hey, i’m ready for it

[@darknight910]

Hey, I'll take that 90s fashion revival any day. Though... seeing 30 year olds rocking the JNCO jeans would be something else...

[@gothnik3641]

BEST MID-LIFE CRISIS EVER

[@Matthew-zx8cs]

I’m 100% down

[@Canada1994]

Well the 80's were hot in the 2010's so maybe the 90's will be hot in the 2040's

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Missed this when it was first uploaded, but always love a new brutalmoose movie review.

[@Lucky_9705]

PeanutButterGamer Brutalmoose is criminally underrated

[@Lucky_9705]

His vids deserve more attention

[@PowerYoutuberViewer]

He’s one of the best

[@infinitygames9317]

Everything Brutalmoose does is just great Same goes for you Peebs

[@Pirategod23]

I always thought you two were the same guy for a bit

[@Anna1988..]

Zenon, many old guys in Poland have this name, seeing a girl named liked this made me choke on my drink.

[@MandrakeFernflower]

What about Krypton or Neon or Argon

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338]

Mandrake Fernflower no, but we have grzegorz, and jedrzej, and zajak

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Are you sure that's all you've been choking on? 🤔

[@shiftydog6969]

wait until you hear about the element!

[@anniedangerface]

Wow!

[@Spookybluelights]

It bothers me how much my brain was fooled by his poorly green-screened hands.

[@eddiegluskin9601]

Me to bro

[@callummclachlan4771]

Guess that's your brain trying to create stuff. Happens all the time when driving, our mind sees a few "images" and our brain puts the rest together. Although now that I've said that, it seems a bit scary.

[@maddieb.4282]

@@callummclachlan4771it happens literally 100% of the time for everyone, not just while you’re driving lol

[@kenzie2191]

"You're a popstar, you want a child you get the child" Well he's not wrong.

[@vitor4913]

Oh no...

[@joshshrum2764]

Kenzie Michael Jackson

[@KngJester]

@@joshshrum2764 david bowie, r kelly, elvis and many more

[@ButtonMasherReal]

@@KngJester Wait, Bowie and Elvis were pedos too?

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

@@ButtonMasherReal The dead don't get trials. So it's just allegations. Sad to say the perpetrators like are just the very tip of the iceberg.

[@reya.3723]

Ian looks like a character from Home Movies in this lmao.

[@Komichi]

I hate that this is accurate

[@anyroad5455]

Omg

[@VeeHoffman]

"Cetus Lapeetus, Brendan." "Yeah, Brendan, Cetus Lapeetus." "Would you all stop saying Cetus Lapeetus!?"

[@ndm13]

@@VeeHoffman I am losing it right now

[@WalnutSpice]

@@VeeHoffman "brendon i dont have health insurance. the common cold could, potentially, end my life. whats your last name. small? you know brendon you have the same initials as bernie sanders. you a communist brendon? i think i am, now " "you dont need to read theory to be a communist, brendon. theory is just a bunch of words some guy wrote once. anyone can read words. communism is like soccer, its all about the practice"

[@aquakit.133]

The outfits and backgrounds remind me of the inside of a 90's Taco Bell. Miss that scheme, and with all the menu changes, the food too.

[@champo976]

Taco bell interiors looked 200000% better 20 years ago

[@chironthecuddley6144]

I think I've seen one Taco Bell with the 90's chairs and tables a couple of years back. It was crazy seeing the old cups and everything.

[@remlezar9397]

WHAT I REALLY MISS IS THE COIN GAME WHERE YOU GET FREE FOOD IF YOUR PENNY LANDS ON THE PLATFORM sorry

[@BigRoyBad]

You can take your 90s taco bell, I will keep my crunchwrap

[@aquakit.133]

@@BigRoyBad Not for long, friend :( if they got rid of the quesorito, I imagine this will follow

[@whitestguyuknow]

I totally remember "read my flappin' lips". I remember being a kid thinking "That's a line you've gotta use" and then completely forgetting about it for most of my life. Glad I didn't create another cringey childhood memory

[@Tama-Hero]

The main reason I remember this movie is because they ran advertisements for it all the time for years every time they made another one

[@SaHa0v0]

D-COMs were so big in the past that you couldn't get away from it as a kid, haha.

[@MrTanman1557]

I appreciate the green screened in hands the most

[@NoDeathforDinner]

I never understood why everyone thought it was like dorky that she came from space. I guess maybe in the future it's weird or something, but i feel like kids would actually think that was cool and want to know everything about it.

[@ElvenRaptor]

They probably could have made Earth humans thinking space humans are dorks work, but the writers would have had to delve deeper than they likely wanted. I know some Sci-Fi stories have it Class-based with Earth-dwelling humans being at the top of the political and social food chain, and the people who have taken to living in space being considered second class citizens. But that'd require refocusing "Zenon" in a VERY different direction than the one it took.

[@Connection-Lost]

In the movie world, everyone has to be in a strict category and you can't change your caste unless you're the main character. In the real world, you go through so many phases growing up that you have been a little of each category by the time you're an adult. In my childhood, the people that thought science was nerdy were art nerds, or baseball card nerds. No one is a true Chad as it turns out.

[@anthonythompson6053]

Zenon crossover with The Expanse when?

[@brandonwilliams6221]

I assume it’s similar to if your elementary or middle school teacher stood you up in front of class and announced that you were going to space camp at NASA! It’s seen as a geeky thing to kids.

[@PaladinGuy]

@@ElvenRaptor Pretty much the plots of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Gundam (various versions), and The Expanse, to name a few.

[@theendofit]

Imagine a theme park where each section is a different decades depiction of the far future like a 50s future, 70s future, 90s future and 2010s future. Note i feel like every other decade works a little better as there was always some blure between each decade.

[@12fuzzyrats]

That would be so cool!

[@willkirwan]

I would go. Tomorrowland in Paris use to be like a Jules Verde version of the future and I always thought that was so cool. Shame it doesn't have that anymore.

[@remlezar9397]

So pretty much half of the extinct pavilions in Disney Worl?

[@goldenstate5]

Check out the extinct Disney attraction “Horizons” which actually presents a version of what you’re describing

[@gracekim1998]

Will Kirwan aw

[@KatieTP]

Ian is looking so good in the first outfit from his "business lingerie" fashion line. I really dig that Barney inspired color scheme.

[@Sputnik_Man]

Next year, all brutalmoose’s content will be filmed in black and white silent-film style

[@blazep629]

“I get to dance with Protozoa!” Is this Xenon, or Osmosis Jones?

[@kosmic_overlord]

nice

[@dildonius]

**Zenon For some reason, before seeing this video, I always remembered it as "Xenon" too tho....lol.

[@MaryHallberg]

I was OBSESSED with this movie when I was a kid. I wore my hair in that stupid half updo almost every day to school in fifth grade.

[@iwinrar5207]

I loved it too

[@jlprizm]

I loved it. It was silly but I thought Zenon was so “cool” and the color scheme of this whole movie was fun to watch when I was a teenager

[@Sci-Mon1]

Sausage Mahoney hole sum

[@xanderguyer7512]

I'm obsessed with how the mean girl just casually dropped "Eastern Jersey" and I'm not expected to question it

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

Jersey is the ungroomed armpit of humanity

[@Sorrowdusk]

She called it "viral". Bio warfare? Too dark to be literal?

[@robaba89]

"Hey Poopface: Nice poopface you got there!" I'm actually gona use that one.

[@Jake-dh7vh]

Tender Loving Care knows a lot about "Business Lingerie"

[@nicoledoubleyou]

They don't want no scrubs, either

[@PrimmsHoodCinema]

Lol damn that's an OG video 🤣

[@shoshitaketakeyani3275]

I love that video!

[@starstilanx]

Because of this movie, to this day I randomly have "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" pop into my head. It has been engraved in my memory and I am 31 years old. That song unbelievably catchy.

[@ZeranZeran]

I forgot that song was from this movie and assumed it was an Nsync song that actually existed DIRTY POP

[@sommelierofstench]

this song has been plaguing me my entire life as well

[@skeembo]

The Hologram teacher was actually one of my drama teachers, and his wife was in one of the sequels im pretty sure

[@foopdoop6941]

That's pretty dope, and I like your name. Skeembo XP

[@anniek.3388]

The sound byte of “Silence major!” was definitely just unlocked from the depths of my memory.

[@dildonius]

SILENCE....minor?

[@jacknation1141]

1:42 That black kid looks exactly like Waluigi. He has an exquisite style, wearing overalls with a royal purple shirt underneath. He’s already my favorite character. I would not have found him, if not this video had been conceived. Thank you, good sir.

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

He's Blackuigi. His catchphrase is "Blaa!"

[@anymoose]

@@i_teleported_bread7404 his catch phrase is "SHHEEEEIIIIITTTT"

[@LunarRobotyx]

@@i_teleported_bread7404 BLALUIGI

[@ZeranZeran]

hahaha he kinda does, the outfit is exact

[@ZeranZeran]

@@LunarRobotyx "Who said I got left off bad and boujee?"

[@b3b3j4y]

dang Zenon is a kid. I must have watched it when i was really young because in my brain she looked 20.

[@n0isyturtle]

"Absolve me for interrupting but that hair do, or shall we say don't..." Yup that's exactly how kids talk

[@thecosmicradiation]

That's how they talk in the FUTURE

[@Mr.Obongo]

thecosmicradiation That’s also how they talked 20 years ago, history repeats itself

[@christinenadeau6371]

That's how yasss queeen slay gurrrl clapback influencers online talk tho

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@@christinenadeau6371 or james Charles stans

[@williek08472]

The ironic thing about her not being able to swim is that in some aspects being on a spacewalk is a lot like being in water, to the point where NASA used a swimming pool to train astronauts for the Space Shuttle. If she can go on an EVA just fine, she should be able to swim... though I suppose on an EVA you're usually tethered to the spaceship.

[@RhyHello]

Well swimming is about propelling yourself through water through displacement. In space you don't have to create your own thrust

[@awesomefox555]

And still able to breathe

[@Regulith]

swim through the water maybe, but stay above the surface and not drown probably not so much

[@ZeranZeran]

Also if you can swim in space you can probably swim even better in gravity.. that line was hilariously stupid.

[@FlashinGatznCookies]

My wife would like to request the one where a girl pretends to be her brother for motocross reasons.

[@onemorerep6597]

It’s called Motocrossed

[@kylefreeburg9353]

I totally forgot about this movie! It used to be one of my favorites

[@jarmakey1]

And big fat liar with frankie muniz

[@PrincessAshley972]

@@jarmakey1 I still love that one

[@gracekim1998]

OneMoreRep wow

[@CaptainL95]

4:48 "I particularly like the fashion trend of the spandex base layers with regular clothes on top, this is the future I think we should be working towards". This is why Mega Man Zero and ZX incorporate the exact same style.

[@larrychilders6599]

Did not expect that reference here

[@monado5937]

Mega Man Zenon

[@MrBad993]

One of the things I really like about this movie is that apparently everyone on 2040s earth drives 1999 Volkswagen Beetles

[@ZeranZeran]

ze car of de future

[@basiI]

i know i definitely would if i could get one

[@Ridankulas]

This movie was on television while I was waiting for the Jiffy Lube guys to change the oil on my truck. The volume was low, and was nearly washed out by the constant hum of the nearby confectionery machines. Time was standing still. Anyway, I wasn't sure it was a real movie until I watched this video. Thanks for the video.

[@invaderfrombeyond]

Also; major and minor is just "high-key and low-key"

[@poeticpotato]

oh shit.... youre right.... the writers predicted at least one thing right

[@Yabatron]

"High key, silence!"

[@ozmarichardson6524]

"Zoom zoom zoom" and "cedas lapidus" were lodged deep in my brain thank you for helping to dig them out.

[@AshKetchum442]

The girl they replaced Raven-Symoné with was actually the girl from the movie The Color Of Frienship, which Disney always showed a couple times during Black History Month.

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

Good to know I guess

[@powerist209]

I think Three Dog is there, at least played by someone. I am not joking, the movie is about Piper Dellums, sister of Three Dog VA, who had an White Afrikaans stayed with her.

[@gamegal1238]

She also played on Strange Days at Blake Holsey High and Life With Derek, too.

[@Mr.Obongo]

I remember that one, back when people actually wanted to improve race relations, unlike today.

[@Mr.Obongo]

@@powerist209 Isn’t three dog the radio dj from fallout 3?

[@thewordywarlock7159]

I remember all the advertisements for the Zequel playing up the fact that the letter Z was hidden in every scene. I don't remember why that excited me.

[@79priscila79]

I was OBSESSED with this movie and I used to watch every rerun of it on Disney Channel. And if it was the marathon of all 3 movies back to back, I would religiously lie in my bed for 5 hours to watch all of them.

[@evandavis5223]

How to name people in your sci-fi story: Grab a science textbook, flip to the glossary, and start picking at random.

[@adambenini1022]

I like how everyone in the future will be driving late 90’s VW Beetles.

[@callummclachlan4771]

The ugliest generation too.

[@jessdavis2677]

@Weenie Hut Jr's To be fair, Aerostars are pretty hardy and reliable even with how ugly they look.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

It's the vintage look their going for.

[@CooperDooper38]

"You're a pop star and you want a child? You get the child!" Ah, so the future isn't all that different from the present.

[@jeremysoronen8154]

R Kelly?

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

Your fursona is so cute!!!

[@CooperDooper38]

@@brunobucciaratiswife thank you! Drew the art myself on my old Galaxy Note phone.

[@natelax1367]

It just gets more relevant as more time passes

[@PBandShayne]

"You're a pop star and you want a child, you get the child"

[@Love_Crafts_HP]

Is that you Epstein?

[@glitchedsushi]

H P more like Michael Jackson

[@blacksun3884]

Uh, phrasing?

[@MaxwellTornado]

@@glitchedsushi Am I even going to live to see a day when people stop thinking MJ was a paedo?

[@Hopeofmen]

Ghislaine Maxwell has what you need.

[@OhNoBohNo]

Disney Presents: Deep Space Nine Also the best, BEST part of this series is the, uh, ‘Zequel’s’, alien design at the end. That thing looked TRULY bizarre and ethereal oh, and of course ‘Zoom Zoom Zoom’

[@willkirwan]

Yea agreed. Also wasn't it at the bottom of the ocean too?

[@OhNoBohNo]

@@willkirwan I dont think so, but i think it DID make whale noises???

[@willkirwan]

@@OhNoBohNo Without rewatching (and a few minutes of googling), I think you're right. It would fit their deep sea jellyfish design they have and apparently they speak telepathically too.

[@OhNoBohNo]

@@willkirwan *picking up weird-ass Zequel alien thing* "I just think they're neat!"

[@willkirwan]

@@OhNoBohNo They're major cool!

[@rlundy45]

The Zenon series is basically The Expanse for kids. Right down to the billionaire using a space station to test out a virus.

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Now we need a kids' version of Game of Thrones

[@okidokidraws]

Star Trek for kids

[@TreClaire]

“Business lingerie” had me rolling for like 10 minutes 😂

[@doctorfrosty3546]

I’m loving the VHS quality of these videos.

[@dassandman300]

Damn homie you are thriving in that look, MAJOR.

[@youcantbeatk7006]

"Swallow the reality pill." This kid just predicted the Matrix.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Wasn't that the same year?

[@searchbar83]

Or the Wachowski brothers were big fans of Zenon.

[@beachgirl_bev]

Caleb E. *Wachowski Sisters

[@KaeraNeko]

Wasn't it a series of books before that?

[@forthelulz9165]

"If you take the blue pill, your life stays as shit as it was" "What about the red pill?" "Same, but strawbery flavor..."

[@alexwilliams2788]

Ian always has the best edits, the commitment to the “hands” bit throughout the video is inspired.

[@c1nnamodoll]

god that freeze frame at the end, the scream, the blasted exposure, then the fade to white is really such a supreme combo

[@muffinsanobviousname]

To be fair I've met people in there 30s who've never seen snow, and upon seeing and feeling it for the first time remark "it's cold".

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

I had a similar situation the first time I saw a palm tree in person.

[@korohacker]

I'm 30, and I have yet to experience snow personally. I'd love to someday

[@KetchupRocket]

korohacker as a born and raised Ohio state person, snow is neat for about a week and then it’s a pain in the ass. Shoveling, driving, heating bills, scraping your car off. Best experience with it is vacationing in a snowy mountain for a few days and then going home. You’ll have much better memories that way. Plus side: less bugs.

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

@@KetchupRocket The only good things i can think about winter weather are that there are no bugs and food left in your car stays fresh. That's all. Summer rules.

[@oliverunderwood94]

I remember this movie being inescapable for a portion of my childhood. it was like half the year was reruns and commercials of Zennon and the other half was halloween town

[@slinktv8827]

"You're a popstar and you want a child, you get the child." Timely.

[@christopherwall2121]

Sia has entered the chat.

[@sarajohnson6855]

"When a pop star wants a kid They get a kid" Ooof

[@sunshinem.7741]

I hate being reminded of how old I am. And this hit me like a strict "silence, major!" I remember seeing a rerun after That's So Raven was a thing and recognizing her. Then realising people acted in different productions.

[@iiviigames]

Your editing gags are unparalleled, major.

[@xenonmax]

Saturn’s third largest moon is Iapetus, with an uppercase i, not Lapetus.

[@officialnezquick]

I mean he did say he got it from a buzzfeed article so it can’t be too trustworthy 😂

[@Lily_Bun]

Curse you sans serif fonts!!!

[@BrickedUpp]

Avengeful Fox so what you’re saying is we should move to a comic sans standard?

[@thebigpurplemonkey]

@@BrickedUpp Comic Sans is also a sans serif font. It's in the name man

[@BrickedUpp]

thebigpurplemonkey true but comic sans has the vertical bars on the letter “I” so it gets a pass. Plus who doesn’t love comic sans. My entire resumé is in comic sans

[@stefanpwinc]

I was really confused when you said Lapetus was a major moon of Saturn, how had I never heard of it?... Then I realized the picture looked an awful lot like Iapetus (with an I ). maybe the writers made the same mistake as well? or maybe Lupeedus is completely made up, who knows.

[@Chocomint_Queen]

If you look at the cover of the zequel (shown a few times in the video) it says "Cetus-Lupedus" right on it. My theory has always been that it's a "cool" misspelling of "sidus lapidus", aka "space rocks"

[@LitoBambito]

I love the old school filming, very nostalgic! It reminds me of old family films or even exactly what the quality was when I used to watch tv and movies in the 90s. Keep up the awesome work!

[@officialnezquick]

Officially gonna start putting “into horses and cybercrime” in my bio

[@FellGrey]

This whole time since I was a kid, I thought they were saying “Cenus Sapenis.” I always wondered how they approved that, but now I just feel stupid.

[@p_drizzle123]

it was always "p is for penis" for my brother and me. still funny

[@TotesCoolBeans]

I was 100% certain Zenon was a television show. This is insane. I never watched it but the look of it and commercials really pushed the "this is a tv show" vibe.

[@perryusagitv]

Honestly every now and then, I sit around and my brain suddenly remembers "ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM MAKE MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM" It will be with me to i die.

[@tiggerie345]

Same with me. I never watched this movie but I first heard it in kindergarten, some boy kept singing that exact part and dancing around lol. Moose not lying with the 5 year old fans. I was waiting for him to cover the music part!

[@SaHa0v0]

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

[@stproducciones9140]

"pretty alpha" "Take the reality pill" Greg was a proto-incel

[@genghiskhanxxx5276]

You mean proto-Chad

[@interlace84]

Kudos for consistently trying to put some hands on those green screen gloves xD what a legend.

[@TAGMedia7]

"Do escorts have business lingerie?" -Brutalmoose, 2020

[@McDADDyK]

Isn't everything they wear business...

[@SweetKingTanner]

@@McDADDyK i don't know how to respond to this

[@tacticstonk4740]

well do they?

[@C.V317]

@@tacticstonk4740 yes, they do.

[@5blackcat12]

I legit believe the future is going to circle back to 90’s fashion exclusively because of current covid-casual wear. Thanks for the glimpse in to the future Ian. Truly a trendsetter :,)

[@PrincipeMamoru]

Gotta say, I love the way you match your vids with the same vibe as what you're reviewing! It really makes it special and worth watching all the way through ♡ great job man :)

[@0callaghan]

business lingerie reminds me of an episode of "Friends" where Rachel was pretending not to date this guy when his mom came over, and claimed she was wearing "business attire"

[@crazytim8256]

A DCOM Day is just what the people need in these trying times. Thanks, Ian!

[@nathanwilkins6107]

Zenon predicted “low key” and “high key”

[@GlitchCrunch]

One day during my 9th grade Biology class back in early 2000's, we were talking about Single-celled organisms and my teacher mentioned "Protozoa". A girl in my class let out an audiable gasp and shouted out "ZEDIS LAPEDIS!" She quickly put her hand over her mouth and everybody stared at her. She then had to explain what Zenon was and why Protozoa made her yell that out. That was an interesting day.

[@siveon298]

That hurts

[@experssion123]

Cringe

[@currentteeth4078]

that didn’t happen.

[@samcolvett6752]

@@currentteeth4078 I mean, I would hope so, but I have faith in the force of secondhand embarrassment

[@niyaxm03]

@RaineTCG Why is it so hard to believe that this happened. I mean it's not some fantastic story or one where everyone claps at the end when someone says something.

[@robberino4245]

I think my favorite thing about BrutalMoose is that because of his amazing editing and perfect comedic timing, I can't tell if the hand at 15:03 was left there intentionally or was an editing mistake. I'll always be left to laugh at it, though.

[@yahstino]

I vote you do My Date with the President's Daughter if you haven't already!

[@osets2117]

I remember that one, enjoyed it more than this movie

[@invisableumbrella]

I remember Zenón really fondly. My nostalgia for this movie really is just for the sheer Rad Factor. I loved the outfits, and all the space stuff, but I think my favorite as a kid was the names. Zenon has a Z, so it’s instantly cool. Nebula is a cool word, so also a great name. Good stuff man.

[@AllTheCloudsArePink]

The clothes are pure 🔥🔥🔥

[@peanutbuttersunfish2927]

"A dizzying 360 shot of arguing and convincing" Sounds like Danganronpa 😆

[@efahall._.]

Your video quality and digital effects were just perfect. *chef's kiss*

[@Sicanda]

I've never heard of this one, but I love how the future looked back in the 90s. :D

[@41dn]

Protozoa’s fashion sense is advanced for the 90’s and prehistoric for the universe of the movie It’s early 2000’s AF

[@eins2001]

Holy shit, you nailed it

[@MandrakeFernflower]

He kinda looks like a bootleg early 2000's Justin Timb

[@RummerChan]

I recall being in High School when Zenon came out and my friends and I loved it, but it was kinda in a 'making fun of it' sort of way.

[@zepewto901]

"President Chelsea Clinton" oof.

[@SeanHiruki]

Yeah that got a laugh out of me

[@FrenkTheJoy]

What? You don't know she won't be president 25 years from now. Hilary probably won't be, she'd be super old.

[@GreyMatterPlatter]

@@FrenkTheJoy Yeah but I'm sure by then she'll get a new skin suit, so she'll look pretty good.

[@Nixolodeon]

hillary's clone

[@hopekramer7800]

@@GreyMatterPlatter 😂😂😂😂

[@aquaticlandshark352]

The space station legit looks like a space colony from gundam wing lol

[@larrychilders6599]

Which is probably why they want to drop the colony

[@aquaticlandshark352]

Larry Childers holy fuck your right...

[@SeanHiruki]

Heavy Metal Collector been rewatching G Gundam. I wouldn’t call it “ignorant”. Honestly a lot of the culture shown isn’t too bad. They are celebrating each nation’s culture as best as they can.

[@BlackScarabFilmZ]

"Swallow the reality pill!" Might be my new favorite expression. I'm gonna start using that. Also, I remember watching it a few times, but I don't know if I ever made it all the way through. This was sort of the type of DCOM that I'd put on while doing other stuff as a kid.

[@camwoodstock]

9:02 - So THAT'S what that moment in Amazon Trail was directed at! "You probably recognize this--it's a banana!"

[@thegaspatthegateway]

that's a callback major

[@baarks]

Your videos are severely underrated. You put so much time and effort into editing and I thinks it's amazing. I've watched your videos for a couple years and all of them have such a cool style to them

[@xthe6]

"President Chelsea clinton" wow that didn't age well

[@kosmic_overlord]

I mean...... it's not 2049 yet, so I guess we'll see

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@@kosmic_overlord don't worry in 2049 someone will respond to this comment and give us our answer hopefully

[@klax001]

@@kosmic_overlord I think the Clintons might finally be done with politics after Bill's Epstein adventures keep getting revealed more each month it seems.

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@Ash Ketchup probably not which is why I said hopefully

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@Ash Ketchup oh ok

[@Hamble_Gambles]

LOVE the CRT aesthetic

[@rudeboyspodcast]

These DCOM reviews have become my favorites of yours, I hope you'll do more!

[@KaleDragon]

"You're a popstar, you want a child, you get the child" Pretty accurate

[@derpdoggo9914]

the best friend character has slinkies holding her ponytails. anyone else noticed that.

[@emilydurkee8664]

Hey name is RAVEN you uneducate

[@terrance2228]

First Zenon is great! Zenon is such a rambunctious self motivated person living as fully as her endless energy allows. Then again she is vulnerable and naive. Quite an adventure with lots of characters in the first one. Sadly, magic struck once with this series, some liked them, but the sequels got little traction. Nevertheless so pleased the 1999 original got so much traction here in 2021!

[@Cosmicabsolution]

I had completely forgotten about that weird “Cetus Lupetis!” Catchphrase that Zenon and her spaceship friends used.

[@slicedhippy7776]

It sounds like they’re saying: see it’s the penis

[@johndalenino]

The VHS effect and motion-tracked hand photos are the future of cinema