Island Peril - brutalmoose

Ian visits Island Peril even though he was THIS CLOSE to retirement.
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[@NitoriKun]

Did anyone else notice that the evil boss is credited by the name "Richard Head"? I really hope that's not his real name...

[@MrZerothejedi]

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that. No one else on the cast has a name like that either. Though if I was that guy I'd definitely take a piss with my credits after all that too.

[@jdoodledoodles3388]

Dickhead

[@g-forcefgt323]

That's his real name

[@Its_PizzaTime]

I noticed that, too. The most unfortunate name of all time.

[@cappantwan2978]

Man, nothing says low-budget like filming in your office while using your interns and hired escorts as actors.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Like they did in Wolfenstein, Doom and RotT? Or C&C before they started casting more famous actors (but still kept that cheesy goodness)

[@grandmapotpourri4141]

@@HappyBeezerStudios yea wasnt tanya from red alert a stripper

[@SpaceHamsterGames]

Isle be seein you.

[@MrPelts00]

***** That made me sad.

[@midwestcyborg01]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mr.stretch8474]

***** Thanks for watching the video as well.

[@MixxedBerries]

Victor Diederich Puns altogether make me sad.

[@1Duegon]

***** I finally get that pun.

[@Takimeko]

I just figured out that when the Evil Boss is talking through the phone, it's a sped up version of the "There's never a good guy around when you're in the mood" clip. The clip in question appears at 8:33.

[@CrudeConduct666]

Well damn, it is. So like, it was the voice.

[@ReddKnight10]

Holy shit that’s kinda neat

[@TheKYLEdavid]

You know, this Island makes a great Resting Spot

[@ajfrommillay1508]

TheKYLEdavid Mary drank water from the island. Mary almost drowned.

[@electromika]

AJfromMillay You sure it's accidental? I don't want any murdering vermins hanging round here...

[@ajfrommillay1508]

Sulthan14 We're not leaving until we give Dick a piece of wood.

[@Ratciclefan]

TheKYLEdavid I wouldn't go there if I were you. I heard bad things about this place.

[@AliceUmoh]

The wagon tipped over on the way to the island.

[@RobinLeft]

I love how more effort was put into the acting in the skit at the start of the video than in the game's cutscenes. Talent.

[@Spectaria]

If you think Dick Danger is a stupid name, reminder: On Law and Order: SVU, the producer is Dick Wolf, and there's someone else in the production crew named Speed Weed.

[@bobbyjoe9328]

H3h3 amirite

[@andrewollmann304]

I’m pretty sure “Speed Weed” is a nickname, but...it’s pretty weird that it’s listed that way in the credits.

[@Alex-fv2qs]

"Speed's a nickname my dad gave me, day I was born; Weed's my family name"

[@babbybobabs8701]

I'M LOOSING MY MIND OVER SPEED WEED-

[@cr-nd8qh]

Hell yeah I saw that

[@MetaWarlord135]

I have a theory about this game: this is actually Dick's friends helping him with a mid-life crisis. This would explain why the Evil Boss (more like an old friend) doesn't actually seem that evil and why the acting is less than amazing. Of course, the whole game is just a heavily stylised game of paintball made to look like an actual situation and Dick is entirely aware of this.

[@guilhermehank4938]

Heartwarming actually

[@DBZGotenStan]

Love the throwback to your LEGO Racers review with that driver's license.

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

SuperDBZHPFan Also the Ian's Magical Land of A-Sh*t-Ton-Of-Pizza coupon..

[@DBZGotenStan]

Gillian Backhouse I figured that was a reference too, but I forgot what review it was from :o

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Mall Tycoon 3.

[@DBZGotenStan]

Gillian Backhouse Right. I remember now. Thanks :)

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

You're welcome. :)

[@dopplegangerdavid]

It's nice to see that the director of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties got some more work.

[@meechmeech2178]

True

[@YamiShadowKitty]

"Aside from all the thank yous I've received, it's a thankless job." I... xD

[@mojoforthewin3069]

I didn't know Jim sterling was a mob boss.

[@GalanDun]

Is he not? I wasn't aware he wasn't. Mississippi Mafia 4 lyfe dawg.

[@bigman9486]

I know for a fact he is.

[@TheAwakeOrangutang]

Jim Sterling, no. HOWEVER, the Steam Cleaner is a different story.

[@megamage911]

I'm happy to see others who also saw the resemblence :P

[@heathercalun4919]

Jim Sterling? The dude in this game's not even British. I'm getting more of a really, really, REALLY bad Wayne Night impression.

[@vertibee5574]

I really like your channel, Brutalmoose! Cause it gets all the W O M E N.

[@uninstallmate]

all those enemies sound like reddit users.

[@uninstallmate]

and 4chan to.

[@geneticwizard132]

grillingdrugs Neckbeard : The Game Expanded Chin Pack

[@monkeykingw]

grillingdrugs The sequel will have all the enemies sound like Tumblr users

[@uninstallmate]

Cascade Hellsing and would be about crazy feminists attacking the player for being a man.

[@monkeykingw]

grillingdrugs I was thinking Social Justice Warriors, the type of people we would actually want to shoot in a game

[@bvddyboi]

i fell asleep w moose's gaming vids on shuffle and i woke up in the middle of the night to 7:39 and i was scared af

[@josephcage7955]

Man the enemy specific death screens remind me of a low budget, B-movieish Batman Arkham Asylum

[@ScardUp912]

I just realized "The voice of doom" is him saying "There's never a good guy around when you're in the mood".

[@28PickleMan]

That phone call made me check my steam.

[@CasCanGAME101]

PickleMan28 Same XD

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

PickleMan28 Me too! XD I was like "Ohsh*t." and sat up.

[@ericsantoyo3517]

PickleMan28 Do you get phone calls from steam? how?

[@McDADDyK]

What?

[@McDADDyK]

***** what is this calling you're talking about?

[@Scarfulhu]

Say, that one guy said 'Damballa is riding me' - interestingly, they seemed to do their research there. Damballa is the snake god or 'Loa' of the Vodoun religion. I'm surprised they didn't just say something racist. Well, either that or one guy on the dev team played Gabriel Knight...

[@megas7171]

Scarfulhu The more you know.

[@Ben-vs7bq]

I knew that. Saints row 2 is educational

[@vgchabelman]

Maybe they read the Neuromancer series. I got it from there =p

[@Ratciclefan]

Scarfulhu Interesting. Mr.Pat You again! :O

[@Ratciclefan]

Mr.Pat Didn't you post PBG's Ghost Ride the Whip song? I commented there. You have to know me.

[@gasenkotsu]

Isn't it amazing how about 99% of all the 90s FMV games are hilariously shitty?

[@torlikoff]

No

[@gasenkotsu]

Trey Orlikoff :(

[@BlackINKim]

gunflame * Play *The Lonely Man* on a violin *

[@torlikoff]

No

[@BlackINKim]

Trey Orlikoff :(

[@littlestbiche7618]

Moose, that's not a random slab of concrete, it's OBVIOUSLY a God-tier platform.

[@mckmitte]

The boss seems like the insane result of Dr. Forester fusing with Tv’s Frank

[@Quixotic3433]

Sounds like it started out as a porno xP

[@EthereallaASMR]

Thunderdwaynoo well Dick Danger does sound like a porn star name (and a really bad one)

[@elementalfira]

"Aside from all the thank yous I've received, it's a thankless job." Favorite part!

[@ValensBellator]

"Aside from all the thank you's I've received it's a thankless job" That was an awesome line lol

[@gabesyt4863]

He said he was in San Quentin prison for 5 years, for anyone wondering.

[@ryantrumpler3704]

"You got me a minimum sentence for a felony! Now I will steal your supermodel and have my revenge! On an island!" -Evil Boss, probably

[@TheNintendhoe]

7

[@SeanTrn]

Yeah it’s totally 7 years in San quentin, iiii

[@CrudeConduct666]

Seven years

[@gabesyt4863]

@@CrudeConduct666 Yea you right.

[@ColonelGrandSlam]

Wow, I was just looking for something to watch while eating my pizza when I got a notification that you uploaded a video, I honestly said out loud "Thank you brutalmoose!"

[@Hadfield338]

Then you honestly typed out that you honestly said out loud thank you Brutalmoose

[@PKspectre]

Honestly.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

honestly people, saying "honestly" over and over again honestly isn't that funny.

[@Psyched_Crow]

ColonelGrandSlam Was the pizza from Ian's Magical Land of a Shit Ton of Pizza?

[@CasCanGAME101]

Thomas Jenkins Yeah, honestly i agree with you. *Honestly.*

[@kenetickups6146]

I thought the main cherecter was about to shoot himself at the beginning

[@olliolivine9770]

Shoutout to the Evil Boss in the credits being named Richard Head. You'd think the main character is already named Dick, so they could have just cut their shit and named the main guy Richard Danger and the bad guy Dick Head.

[@MaxW-er1hm]

I once dated a girl whose dad had that name LOL and boy oh boy did she love to say did he indeed was one

[@MattyMatthew-m4o]

Wait... The guy who played the Evil Boss is called Richard Head? The short form of Richard is Dick. Dick Head. I think the real comedians here are the parents. Dayum.

[@weeseet]

I would have put money on Electric Fantasies being the name of a vibrator catalog.

[@cheesewizard8943]

Meow same honestly

[@spicybeantofu]

Everything is over sexual for no reason.

[@Dennisjay9]

11:12 Were not going to talk about the "lube tube"?

[@butcherpete5869]

DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Some things don't need words.

[@Ratciclefan]

DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Some things shouldn't be seen, much less talked about.

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+DennisJ (The Last Methbender) .......................No. Not at all Leave that to reddit

[@waterwaifu612]

The Last Methbender *OH MY FUCKING GOD*

[@mrthomasvision]

I love how the wallet was basically a trip down memory lane A lego racers drivers license A Ian's magical land of a ton of pizza gift card A note from Ian to Ian I'm sold

[@sonicman2346]

Dick Danger is actually played by Bill Murray. He didn't want to be credited because he felt the role was stupid.

[@bartverbeek580]

I hear "Witch Docter", and I'm like : Oeh ie, oeh ah ah, teng teng, walla balla bing bang.

[@incarnateflame3462]

Camp bonnowanna We hold you in our heart. When we think about you, it makes me wanna FART. ... just me? Fine, ill see myself out

[@benjaminmenken5693]

And than he shrunk my head

[@TheFinalSmash]

I've worked out, after looping the audio a few times, that Glasses McBossman says "After seven years in San Quentin, I have not forgotten you." San Quentin, apparently, is the oldest prison in California. The more you know, eh?

[@fantasyfeak999]

Is it just me, or are most of the mooks more attractive than the main hero?

[@johnbacon4997]

Yeah

[@Cogitative_Bicycle]

You brought me back from some dark times. I really really appreciate it my friend. Thank you

[@FIREMANISI]

This game is the literal antithesis of Spec Ops: The Line.

[@WillieManga]

Wow, this does seem like an inverse of SO:TL. Spec Ops: Good job, jackass, you just nuked a village! You should have stayed home! Island Peril: Get off your ass and save your damsel, Dick! This is war!

[@ZeranZeran]

You have quickly become one of my favorite youtubers moose. Thanks for all the laughs ♥ I love your taste.

[@psychoman886]

"Aside from all the thank yous I've received, its a thankless job." I died. xD

[@Ukiby3000]

The start of this video already made me give it a like. Mr. Moose, keep up the amazing work.

[@declanmanning518]

Y'know, if I had a dollar for every time I've been tricked into spending all my money by a toaster that rose from Hell, I'd have at least twelve dollars.

[@pthhallinan]

Dude please never quit

[@TopsyTriceratops]

"Ugh, this is such an inconvenience, I just wanna stay home and watch Chopped." Don't you mean "Chorped?"

[@pjbutton3396]

There's nothing better than coming home after a bad day of school and seeing a new brutalmoose video in your feed

[@skullrabbit721]

Oh my God. Also this time. I've watched this video countless times and just realized the Voice of Doom is a recycled line by the mob boss! The intro where Ian points out the mob bosses voice over the phone is the same audio as 8:32 just tweaked a bit as if it's just chatter

[@lepperysusamigos]

Ive never seen such bravery

[@dragonheart81vids]

"Don't let the Devil's size and shape fool you. The spear is dangerous and quite lethal." "...to WOMEN."

[@jackpot4774]

I was so excited to see a new brutalmoose episode come out on my birthday today! Love ya moose!

[@mariom5376]

Geez, brutalmoose... You have some really handsome friends

[@roelliesafari9988]

Ohw yeah, just seeing new videos from you in my sub box puts a smile on my face.

[@torlikoff]

Oil known

[@matthewjones6786]

Trey Orlikoff ...What an odd thing to say. *Like.*

[@kairyan1016]

Omg I just noticed all his friends are just his face

[@NixMix]

I feel like in some way the guy who plays Dick Danger, and the girl who plays his girlfriend are somehow blood related...which just makes this even creepier...

[@inienthelonewitch6745]

Sweenix Maybe that's the reason for his lackluster reaction to his girlfriend/possible sister being kidnapped.

[@kenetickups6146]

why?

[@anongamer3172]

You never got to mention the weapon called the Lube Tube. Not suggestive at *ALL.*

[@sosasees]

in the first example after 4:45, i almost said "¡a pedestol!" after moose said "with the power of imagination, it can become"

[@SaintGat99]

The guy who plays the villain needs to be in more things.

[@TheChiefRockah]

great episode, man

[@statykelektricity9591]

I think we all know why ian chose this game. He's obssessed with FMV. He needs help.

[@CrudeConduct666]

"Aside from all the 'thank you's' I've received, it's a thankless job." Very funny. I laughed.

[@justinballou2203]

You want to know a not so fun fact? Turns out Atlantean Interactive Games, the publisher of this pile of trash was just a front for a porn studio called Vivid Entertainment. A commenter on Civvie 11 channel said the same thing. It should really say a lot about this game.

[@mactavish100078]

7:37 Game unintentionally inspires game over screens from Batman: Arkham Asylum

[@dormagio]

It took me five views to realize that all your friends are just you. So many people in your life are just you.

[@hleghe810]

dormagio ?

[@zeoalexo]

*Brutalmoose, retired KZbinr* One does not simply retire from KZbin

[@TDog14126]

such a crush on Ian. :)

[@pidgin__]

Congrats, he's gay! So you may or may not be a winner.

[@iremember4069]

Congrats on 44 episodes! Can't wait for more!

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

The evil boss' real name absolutely cannot be Richard head Can it? It has to be a joke

[@howdypardner6278]

You may only have 300k subs now, but we've been here since the beginning 😊

[@supergurukid]

Is it meant to be a joke that the evil boss was played by Dick Head? Or is that genuinely his name?

[@eswesje]

I think everything's possible, a Nick Frost played Santa Claus one time. Just saying.

[@PikaLink91]

This guy's performance (Evil Boss), is so ridiculously over-the-top that he puts the term itself to shame and takes it to a whole new level xD

[@ericbeilmann3649]

I looked it up on imdb and funnily enough the person in this game with the best acting career is the dweeb.

[@MetaWarlord135]

I'll be honest, when I heard the villain's voice for the first time, I thought he was just an old friend making a joke. To all current and future developers: first impressions are incredibly important. You don't want to make your character sound contradictory to himself.

[@rootbeer_666]

Wait, so the "crime fighter" is a district attorney?

[@psychonaut1502]

I wish moose still did these kinds of gaming videos and random VHSs. He made me really like FMV.

[@WillBassman]

I didn't know you get physical awards for surpassing a certain amount of subscribers.

[@Ratciclefan]

Shiny Wobbuffet I did. :P

[@hunterparah1952]

Shiny Wobbuffet The silver play button at 100,000, and the coveted golden play button at 1 million.

[@WillBassman]

Hunter Parah Awesome.

[@hunterparah1952]

Shiny Wobbuffet It is awesome, I heard a guy burned his golden play button though, so apparently he didn't think it was so awesome.

[@WillBassman]

Hunter Parah Okay then.

[@zarles1]

Fantastic! That's probably one of your best videos. I particularly liked the part with the microwave.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

That guy at 7:37 made me pee myself once. True story. I was watching some movie on TV a few years ago and that clip came up onscreen. It went on past the part it ends in the video for about a minute and half. I was falling asleep when he came on, but I swear it's the same guy with the same dumb tiki torch, same speech and everything. On a side note, I now judge the intimidation factor of villainous speeches by how frightening they'd be if an angry bald (was he trying to sound Jamaican? because he FAILED) dude screamed it in my face.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Also, I just realized something. He said Damballa is riding him. For those of you who don't play Scion, Damballa is one of the Voudun loa, basically Catholic saints mixed with tribal African spirits. One of the things they're supposed to be able to do is possess people, or 'ride their bodies'. Damballa is the father of the loa, and has to do with snakes, fertility, power, and creativity. Also, fun fact, he's apparently associated with the Jewish depiction of Moses. Tiki torch dude is saying the big bad Voodoo dad is possessing him and has the player character in his coils.

[@lorddrayvon1426]

8:49 the main antagonist gets temporarily possessed by a demented goose.

[@ZorotheGallade]

10:44 Okay, either it's the dev's attempt at a clever pun...or the one who played the Evil Boss is actually named Dick Head.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

0:24 It took me years to realize those pictures are only of you. Nobody else. 🤣

[@richie-3485]

that villain just looks like Jim Sterling wearing a fake mustache and doing a purposefully terrible acting bit.

[@Lee1995S]

nonespark after he gained like 50 pounds.

[@muffinsoul33]

Great friends you got there.

[@TheReichboy]

that final... evil... boss.. Doom guy. That's just Jim Sterling... come on. look at him

[@Wandergirl108]

The first BrutalMoose video I watched about a game I've never even heard of before. I don't regret it! This is how it started for me with Yahtzee Croshaw, actually, and I think it'll turn out similarly, too. Glad to be subbed! :D

[@georgeandrews1394]

The other reason why it was their only game was because the guy who designed their company logo did a bad job. Nothing says 'remember who made this game' like dark red cursive on a bright red background. |:| Granted, relative to all the other issues that this game has, logo design was the least of their worries...

[@WillieManga]

"Dammitneveragoodguyaroundwhenyou'reinthemood." Why did EB say that over the phone? They used one of his rants as phone gibberish without much effort to hide it.

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

ISLANDS ARE COOL SOMETIMES

[@Melvinshermen]

Are you real gabe newla

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

No, I'm not Gabe Newla. I'm Gabe Newell.

[@Melvinshermen]

Sorry typo

[@5gfa100]

Gabe Newell gay ben y dont you fix doto volvo sucks

[@farjacko]

half life 3 setting confirmed for island paradise. worth the weight

[@zillawith3zs234]

I’ve not seen such bravery

[@raccoononymous]

The villain of this game is... Jim Sterling?!

[@mayamayhemmusic]

Are those the guys who made "Plumbers don't wear ties"? The "cinematic cutscenes" sure do remind me of that masterpiece.

[@KorenLesthe]

The only redeeming quality of this game ? James Black (as the Voodoo God) !

[@Ratciclefan]

Julien Gonin xD

[@PhazonOmega]

I was thinking about that "I know you have more money" line while in the Costco self-checkout today, but couldn't remember where I heard it. 😂

[@Elothriel]

Wow Moose, you sure do have a lot of rubles! It was quite surprising, myself being russian and all.

[@Dradolan]

I love how many vids you are making of the late. Keep it up, you are awesome!

[@Panlew2]

This is basically a TerryWAD before TerryWADS existed.

[@ashfire9307]

I don't know why Dick even bothers with firearms when all he really needs to do is introduce himself and then walk on as his enemies suffocate from laughter.

[@username-mk4qv]

Who were the juvenile pseudo-macho neckbeards who wrote this game?? This is some blatant pandering, but it's so bad it's hilarious. At least these actors are more convincing tribesmen than what we got in Amazon Trail 2.

[@threebee754]

The big bad totally looks like Paul Blart, and I just can't unsee it!

[@harmonicajay91]

I would have said "Wolfenstein Clone" myself.

[@Retro80sMan1]

isle of the dead is more like a wolf clone than island peril

[@TDog14126]

Nobody asked

[@CrimsonMoonM]

Ian brought up that this was a Doom clone in the video. Eastwing's comment is a reply to that statement.

[@RarefoilB]

There's varied floor heights, occasionally, so comparisons to Wolf 3D don't exactly fit.

[@fan9775]

RarefoilB Also it has a shotgun, and rocket something.

[@yochlel2642]

2:30 you know that the game is gonna be a gem when the villain looks like Senhor Barriga from El Chavo.