ISMO | The World's Debt

[@analuisahering2149]

So refreshing to see a great comedian not resorting to screams, expletives and sexual jokes. Love this guy !

[@nikolarodman483]

I can dig it friend. He's super fun. I suppose you haven't watched his video's on ass and shit...

[@atvheads]

Check out the clip about Africa and starvation. : )

[@livedandletdie]

Zeno Phane, is he though, he's joking about violence... he's not inciting violence, as that would be illegal. And is a crime in every nation on Earth.

[@mjhopgoodswe]

FUCKING Norway!

[@writenamehere0000]

You forgot race too

[@pagadqs]

This guy is brilliant. How is he not more popular ?

[@Sabotai2]

Well.. He is on the top 5 on Finnish comedians, but you know Finland.. Well... You don't, nobody does :)

[@karrikemppainen1535]

He is surprisingly popular actually. If I recall right, he was titled as "the funniest man on earth" on some bigass comedy competition after his victory and now he is starting to gain more credit and fame bit by bit. He will be very popular someday, so let's cheer for him! :D

[@Mary_O]

Karri Kemppainen - big "ass"! HA!

[@rishabh2885]

Mary O SHIT..😂😂

[@MrAatami]

He is well known here. He did a set in 2009 when I was in the army and his show topped the show of what I can only call strippers.

[@gopalkrishnatripathi]

I have seen this one so many times and cant get enough of it.. Thanks ISMO

[@zegrasisinnocent]

Saw this guy on the laugh factory and he's freaking awesome.

[@DyzioTheDreamer]

ISMO is not just a great comedian but also a brilliant thinker. Why the concept of every country on Earth being in debt is not universally laughed at is beyond me.

[@3nertia]

Because capitalism ...

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

I met Ismo in Jyväskylä, his home town. He's such a cool guy, and funny ALL THE TIME. Seriously. It's not just an act, the guy doesn't quit. When the lights fall he just gets started. The Genuine Article.

[@per_growth]

The delivery of this guy is amazing! Recently found him on KZbin and I can't get enough!

[@fahey5719]

He's GENIUS. Both as a comedian and as an Economics analyst. Not kidding.

[@justaninja1]

"No, but it will affect your credit rating" 😂😂😂 Can you imagine saying that to Genghis Khan?

[@acdeeiprrt]

"That's just nummbers you type on a screen. Are you *sure* it will affect my credit rääting?" *spears rustle* "well, no"

[@mdjamilabdulkarim1364]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Baekstrom]

Yes. That's why it is funny.

[@NickRoman]

I think Marco Polo could get away with it. lol That's for people who have watched the show... Marco Polo. It was mostly about Genghis Khan. And that's the most I know about it.

[@2cr8gdtimes]

😂

[@mistygreen5335]

It actually takes great intelligence to be genuinely funny without resorting to expletives or regurgitated themes and jokes from other comedians

[@mrghostmanghost5595]

He's very funny but jokes aside, i think he has a point...

[@mdjamilabdulkarim1364]

MrGhostman Ghost Exactly. Who is going to make the US pays its Trillions of debt? And who is going to stop them from getting loan when they have loads and loads of nuclear weapons.

[@Weissenschenkel]

That's what we usually call "satire."

[@TedOfNod]

I agree. Either pronounce silent letters, or just take them out entirely!

[@mrghostmanghost5595]

@@mdjamilabdulkarim1364 but they have stapler... and the cleaning lady...

[@vicissitude1210]

@@mdjamilabdulkarim1364 U.S.' public-debt-to-GDP is at around 106%, which isn't too bad. Debt isn't bad, constant budget deficit and teetering on the verge of insolvency (PIGS) is.

[@FinnishGuy47]

"We have a nuclear submarine... ... but they have a STAPLER!"

[@Bobbo825]

Funny how he mentioned the banks and armies...Thomas Jefferson said a centralized bank is more dangerous than any standing army. Dead on.

[@trader025]

Guy is hilarious ... and RIGHT!!

[@2cr8gdtimes]

He's absolutely right. There's more debt than money in real terms. Expenditure exceeds affordability by billions. The only support or scaffolding it has is dressed up in words. Verbal validations.

[@m00nch11d]

No, it is just the planned corruption in governments which is staged by the banks to ensure everyone of us is enslaved and have to pay (papers) which has no real value, which is another scam made by the banks.

[@ElenaHaskins]

Yay! First time I've laughed about #FederalReserve #BankingCartels #FiatCurrency #FractionalReserveBanking

[@EuropeanQoheleth]

Must Americans make conspiracies out of everything?

[@EternalVirgin]

That's why Genghis Khan was so successful, he never has to worry about debt

[@waltermessines5181]

Of all the KZbins on what's wrong with the banking system, this one is the simplest explanation of why debt still exists... we are all afraid they will send the cleaning lady.

[@nirfz]

way simpler: "They will send another letter" to all others to make it public. They will make sure that the country which doesn't pay never gets any loan from anoyone else anymore too because they didn't pay their debt.

[@e.t926]

Lannister always pays his debt

[@3nertia]

@@nirfz Most countries still have natural resources that other places need so that seems like a non-issue ...

[@Cockeman2]

Tuo omat hauskat elementtinsä kun puhuu englantia!! mahtavaa settiä

[@marthaviracocha2040]

The Genghis Khan joke made me laugh like crazy.

[@mjuhanil]

Great to see a finlander comic, funny stuff

[@srikantsharma8952]

Every single time you make me fall on floor laughing. I hated stand ups before i watched you. Although now also i dont watch any stand ups but only yours. Love from India 🇮🇳👍😊

[@md2664]

He always say a truth behind jokes about politics, oil companies and banking system.

[@paskahousu8884]

It aint even funny about joke our current global banking system, it is literally slavery and it is working like pyramid where ordinary people are in the bottom. Some many years ago usury was as bad thing as murder, now people think it is mandatory to economy.

[@AmazingPhilippines1]

I appreciate your humor Ismo! Watching from the Philippines....where there are a few Finns.

[@karimlb6601]

Very funny guy, I like him, very natural also...thanks for the good time loughing at your jokes 😀

[@copernicus6420]

2011 is 11 years ago. What ?

[@Denny-rw2vj]

never gets old . this guy is a fuckin legend

[@jyw0000]

We got nukes they got staplers. Lmao

[@ИванМитев-м6ы]

The worst consequence of business processes is the damage caused by debt crises. Now the central bank is issuing money without counteracting the worst consequence. In the presence of the fatal mistake of the central bank, the state is experiencing increasing damage. While keeping the bank error, the more people work to achieve economic growth - the more damage they do. The country is in danger of a catastrophic crisis. Rescue from a catastrophic crisis is possible after the cessation of a central bank error. For sustainable government prosperity, it is necessary for the central bank to issue money counteracting the worst consequence.

[@kadzunk63]

You are so right! Some years ago, we Dutch people were told by our government that Greece owed a lot of money, and since they are a part of the European Union, our government payed them a lot of money (from our tax money, of course). What they never told us was that this money never went to Greece, but to the banks the Greek owed money to. But it was presented to the public as if Greece (as a country) were the bad guys. That they had recklessly had spend to much, and that we (as a member of the European Union) would be having to pay for their mistake/negligence.

[@maryleblanc4961]

Ismo U R a true Master of comedy! You speak the truth in a very humorous way. So love your style and intelligence 😍 👌 😉 ❤ 😎 ♥ 😍

[@jakieboyeben1]

Finally a real comedian and not banking on trumpderangementsyndrome

[@DwikiIkhwan]

THEY MIGHT SEND US ANOTHER LETTER! Such scarry words

[@Ram-ss9ds]

Extremely Funny. Jokes are that much better because of your unique and beautiful delivery !

[@koop5365]

There's a B in debt? Obviously! But its very subtle. 😂

[@YayaIsSilly]

A very refreshing comedian 😁

[@hugostiglitz6914]

The USA is $31 Trillion in debt on the last count, yet its the richest country in the world. Really, if you have the highest national debt in the world that should make you the poorest!?!?

[@gtodriver341]

Modern Monetary Theory… Or, house of cards and the wind is picking up

[@S0ulmirror]

ANOTHER LETTER!! Hienosti vetää Leikola :D

[@nikkke0]

97% liikkeellä olevasta rahasta on velkaa xD

[@samppakoivula9977]

Joo, itse asiassa tärkeä aihe ja teräviä argumentteja: Mailla on armeijat ja silti ne maksaa pankeille ja että maailmassa on enemmän velkaa kuin rahaa...

[@NickRoman]

I think what he missed is that countries can just declare that they have more money and start spending it. I think that's why prices have shot up here in the U.S. for lots of things, not the least of which is real estate.

[@marinagimenezleal]

Obviously it is a subtle thing, Ismo.

[@timomastosalo]

You're in debt to Ismo's other video :)

[@bubbles3161]

He's so funny . Look up she sell seashells by the seashore that's a good one too .

[@anyaskoromnovaya39]

I worked as a cashier i have experience

[@timomastosalo]

Oh no, a stapler lady!

[@melj501]

This is great but the original joke was even better casue he had Genghis Khan borrowing money for a student loan 😂

[@mil-fpv4931]

I thought that so, but maybe the concept of student loan isn't that familiar in all the countries. So the change was ok propably?

[@evaalex001]

I dunno Ismo, I just saw a Bones episode in which a person got killed with a stapler...

[@Weissenschenkel]

In times of COVID-19 this is very accurate.

[@imranghoni]

When are you coming to the UK

[@georgerevell5643]

If I owned a country, I'd borrow billions, use it to build a huge army , then say, thanks so much for the presents! And never pay.

[@rowdyleon703]

You just described USA

[@syedmahmood7454]

@oskari kilpi well, you have to read about economics and finance a bit more to understand why did he say so. US is probably the only country which never follows the law of printing money. In that sense you are right. But if US would follow the rules followed by the little guys that US put pressure consistently, then Jupitar alone would not be enough to bail out earth.

[@Learningtofly1974]

It's a joke dude...relax

[@rishabh2885]

Syed Mahmood 😑😑duh

[@MikaHalonen1974]

In this video he looks little exhausted but is still funny

[@Koreviking]

Laughs in Norwegian.

[@mil-fpv4931]

Give us some fishoil!

[@k.2768]

This is Great!

[@roolee2k]

this guy is genius

[@3DCGdesign]

Ismo should slip another side bit into this one about the silent t in the word mortgage.

[@TheChiesa]

Vieläkin aivan hysteerisen hauska. They might send önator lettör. They have ö steiplör. Miksei tähän kyllästy??

[@frkrgp]

I think the game between armies and banks played out centuries ago and the banks won. Where is the golden horde today?

[@kallenuppunen2059]

Fortunately there are new planets...Perhaps we should send Ismo there to a sample of human intelligence?

[@oysteinsoreide4323]

We love our fish oil here in Norway. :)

[@nicolas1990ist]

He is joking but this is really happening in Lebanon. The government borrowed from the banks and now the government is bankrupt...so who has to pay? the people who have put their money in the bank...they basically lost everything...myself included :)

[@paskahousu8884]

This is global thing, and history shows what happens to them who are against global banking system based on usury... ⚰️

[@Iarlen]

(Norway does have a giant debt just like every other nation)

[@anttikettunen8601]

Don't be ruining good stories with facts!

[@andraslibal]

Well ... it's all fun and jokes until you decide not to pay ... like Saddam or Gaddafi. Then you will realize that banks actually do have a freaking large army. With nuclear submarines and everything else needed for debt collection. If they can't extort you like that then well there are always sanctions. Which is a country's credit rating. Just ask Russia or Iran. Or North Korea. Also, you have to have debt. Then you pay interest. Bankers need to live on something as well.

[@paskahousu8884]

A.H ⚡⚡

[@Reuelleach]

Brilliant!

[@jmf5246]

Love it. Print baby print

[@FuturePast2019]

Yes. In 2008 all banks needed billions from taxpayers to survive. See also Lehman...

[@dallasswoveland4466]

Ha! You just left "mortgage" alone?!!

[@darioplant8029]

Hahaha...I always asked myself the same question but with the Church and Popes. Why there were so respectful and afraid in the end of those guys in white or brown robes holding nothing but a cross???

[@ronntice7562]

So, ACTUALLY, ... not the you care, as your job is being a comedian and NOT a banker, ... it's the Federal Reserve or central banks that are in debt and that OWES, or is indebted to, the people (at least mostly in the United States, well really ANYWHERE "Federal Reserve Notes" are used). You see a "NOTE" is a De'b't instrument of the issuer. You know, like a "Promissory "Note"" on a mortgage which says, I. O. U. "money", but all I have is paper upon which I write "I.O.U.s" (NOTES, written evidence testifying that "money" is owed).. The name of the Debtor is written on the NOTE, and in this case it says "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE", a.k.a. DEBT (go a head, LOOK), which means it is the debt the Federal Reserve OWES TO THE PEOPLE for NOT paying them in REAL MONEY. HINT: The FEDERAL RESERVE has NO money ... and NEVER has. THEY just want YOU to believe YOU owe the debt ... you know, so YOU'LL pay their debts FOR THEM.

[@bonemcthorne5764]

Each country is in debt to at least three countries. So the whole world is in debt

[@Denny-rw2vj]

I’m back to watch it again lol

[@jamiepowell7908]

Global net debt is zero.

[@nattamused9074]

He’s right.

[@Chaiserzose]

mmm probably american banks have american army behind. As French banks, British banks, German banks, Swiss banks have... well, they all have american army behind.

[@Jabawongky88]

Orang pintar!

[@Jabawongky88]

I've worked for Nokia, never i met a Finnish like you man..... 🙏

[@mv9787]

wong joman Finnish people are not very funny in general.

[@HassuDZ]

OLIN 42 JOKA TYKKÄS! Hyvät lukemat.

[@vilan5980]

no oiskohan se just se juttu miksi toimii niin hyvin

[@anyaskoromnovaya39]

I can work at a bank

[@Protectobot]

“Fukking Norway.” 😂 If that’s basically true...funny for TWO reasons: that the Scandinavian countries are fiercely competitive even though they seem like they’d be allies and have similar, successful economies for the AVERAGE person there and that Finns would complain about Norway; of all countries, and that seems like an expression he learned from the U.S. 😝

[@sudarsandm]

What a funny conspiracy theory suggested toward the end😂. He is a comedy genius

[@johnraina4828]

I LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! 😆😂😆😂

[@alaalilo77]

I laughed so hard I cried

[@jagplaha9959]

Love it

[@Hirnlego999]

It's good to be a banksta

[@raptorsan85]

They have 4 cashiers and a janitor hehe

[@therobust]

Genghis Khan in debt. 😂😂😂

[@sorelsuareztube]

Did he pronounce the planet as Jew-Piter???? Im still laughing!

[@mv9787]

sorel edwin suarez 😏

[@wyleong4326]

sorel edwin suarez this bring a new meaning to ‘rob Paul to pay Piter’

[@bror8228]

Stop laughing and pronounce Kyösti Kuosmanen...(my work mate from the 80`s) Every Finn can do it flawless...can you?

[@WannabeOverlander]

The Fall Of Cabal 🏦 🤺

[@johnjuhasz9125]

My apologies to the Freakonomics guys but if you deficit spend over decades you will have debt on paper to entities that are kind of non existent. And if you subsidize student loans and let people deduct mortgage interest you lead people to TEND to have more debt than without these things

[@spartanlion2819]

Ismo: how stupid are the countries to pay Rothschilds:

[@SouthernCoding]

the bank goes to the enemy countries then and supplies them with money then gangas khan is killed

[@carscoffeeandmischief]

What is up with the guy on the commercial about testosterone!!! Enough with the diet bro!

[@markopelaa]

dangerously based, my boy Ismo

[@BeltramMilos]

Debt because of: Debito

[@jljl640]

He’s right! « The american dream » cartoon on YT explains everything about debt.

[@ReadyToRockFuckYeah]

tää oli englanniks ehkä hauskempi!

[@johnraina4828]

ISMO!

[@anttikettunen8601]

FUCKING NORWAY!

[@pelimies1818]

That’s FUNNY.

[@luciasking-moore584]

hahaha awesome!

[@leocorrea5935]

😂😂😂