How Pirates Took Over The World - Empire Total War

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@iSorrowproductions
@iSorrowproductions 5 жыл бұрын
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@douglasmacarthur803
@douglasmacarthur803 5 жыл бұрын
No
@Morphical
@Morphical 5 жыл бұрын
Fortnite in 2019 when?
@MrRoguedalek
@MrRoguedalek 5 жыл бұрын
Goofy wake me up
@kondorlinuxmailorg
@kondorlinuxmailorg 5 жыл бұрын
we want planet war and our voices shall be heard
@VolunteerCarp
@VolunteerCarp 5 жыл бұрын
Make one where James Charles loses a milestone
@2WARDEN2
@2WARDEN2 5 жыл бұрын
"I love war crimes." - iSorrowproductions
@bobthetop3242
@bobthetop3242 5 жыл бұрын
More like Israel but ok.
@Catboi9000
@Catboi9000 5 жыл бұрын
*shoots a field medic on duty* me too.
@tqser
@tqser 5 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment that ;-;
@StationaryGamingReal
@StationaryGamingReal 5 жыл бұрын
Valfisk is that you?
@logoncal3001
@logoncal3001 5 жыл бұрын
Turkey and Japan likes the comment
@4D13N
@4D13N 5 жыл бұрын
>Mocks spaniards for fielding archers *>Immediately starts fielding pirate swordsmen*
@svda4565
@svda4565 5 жыл бұрын
Adien12345 I think he did this mainly because you can’t be a proper colonial empire without defeating and mocking the Spaniards at some point
@kaliyuga1476
@kaliyuga1476 4 жыл бұрын
@@svda4565 no
@serenade4926
@serenade4926 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaliyuga1476 yes
@juhaszmate5095
@juhaszmate5095 3 жыл бұрын
@@serenade4926 no
@serenade4926
@serenade4926 3 жыл бұрын
@@juhaszmate5095 no'nt
@rellek4053
@rellek4053 5 жыл бұрын
I played this as a kid, but the mod I played didn’t add any units. The only units I could recruit were melee infantry with cutlasses, and there was a unit cap of 6. I took over the Caribbean with 6 units of melee infantry and an endless number of general’s bodyguards.
@maizen1403
@maizen1403 5 жыл бұрын
Damn xd
@superrommel729
@superrommel729 5 жыл бұрын
You have ascended to a god my man
@yuzi1030
@yuzi1030 5 жыл бұрын
You can't improve that intro Intro : Yes
@denishrg9843
@denishrg9843 5 жыл бұрын
*di molto*
@arthur_mcjonhson1608
@arthur_mcjonhson1608 5 жыл бұрын
ISP Is a weeb.... No dignity!
@kacpermatysiak9743
@kacpermatysiak9743 5 жыл бұрын
Sauce?
@placeholder8768
@placeholder8768 5 жыл бұрын
Kanna that intro wasn’t improved, it’s terrifying simply for the fact that it’s anime
@punch3322
@punch3322 5 жыл бұрын
@@placeholder8768 normie b gone
@lechangeling6056
@lechangeling6056 5 жыл бұрын
"I guess anything's better than Sweden" *This message was brought to you by **#TeamNorway*
@SandemandGames
@SandemandGames 5 жыл бұрын
This message was also endorsed by #TeamDenmark
@nobleman9393
@nobleman9393 5 жыл бұрын
#TeamArgentina
@Malos_
@Malos_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@SandemandGames who?
@overjee
@overjee 5 жыл бұрын
Yar har a pirates life for us!
@iffer9431
@iffer9431 5 жыл бұрын
@@SandemandGames sorry sir Denmark isn't real
@nobleman9393
@nobleman9393 5 жыл бұрын
iSorrowProductions is my favorite Anime KZbinr.
@johnsullivan186
@johnsullivan186 5 жыл бұрын
French Guy This is ISorrowProductions not ISP gosh don’t even compare the two! ISP is so much better!
@nobleman9393
@nobleman9393 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnsullivan186 oki 👌
@Newbmann
@Newbmann 5 жыл бұрын
Hes not best till he does a axis power hetalia review
@SubaruPieter
@SubaruPieter 5 жыл бұрын
He should do this mod: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1113107429
@cc0767
@cc0767 5 жыл бұрын
He is the only one I ever bought Dakimakuras from
@gu98marrafon174
@gu98marrafon174 4 жыл бұрын
Sometime later in Oslo. "So dad, how the pirates take over the world" "Son, all the great powers of the time were investing in this weapon named 'pike', so the pirates outmanoeuvred with a tactic called 'naked and shot' and with this they conquered all the world" "And the occupation here was bad?" [In tears] "No, it was the best thing ever"
@Ari-ne2yb
@Ari-ne2yb 2 жыл бұрын
"Even the scots and the Irish loved them, even the English with a bit of uhm convincing"
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
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@Taylor_slayss
@Taylor_slayss Жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE KZbin is giving me a translation option on your comment every time,just so you know.
@summerium-kalimium3673
@summerium-kalimium3673 5 жыл бұрын
Who would win?: -The entirety of human civilization Or -Pirates of the Caribean cosplayers
@awildfilingcabinet6239
@awildfilingcabinet6239 5 жыл бұрын
When ISP actually listens to the comment section *WHERES LEGO STAR WARS THE COMPLETE SAGA?*
@ImperialOffic3r
@ImperialOffic3r 5 жыл бұрын
A wild Filing cabinet You are a false follower
@GriffinMan00
@GriffinMan00 5 жыл бұрын
REAL men play LEGO HARRY POTTER YEARS 1-7
@Taylor_slayss
@Taylor_slayss 3 ай бұрын
@@GriffinMan00ONE OF MY FORST EVER NINTENDO GAMES😊
@GriffinMan00
@GriffinMan00 3 ай бұрын
@@Taylor_slayss Please don't ever reply to a multiple-year-old comment ever again I'm genuinely begging you
@hotdogfingerz9674
@hotdogfingerz9674 5 жыл бұрын
Great now can you play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga?
@TheHawk2210
@TheHawk2210 5 жыл бұрын
no you damn fool he needs to play X-COM: UFO Defense
@pine4567
@pine4567 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Newbmann
@Newbmann 5 жыл бұрын
At 450 K subs make him do a axis powers hetalia anime review
@thrashes6208
@thrashes6208 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheHawk2210 Fools! both of you! Bionicles is where it is at!
@TheHawk2210
@TheHawk2210 5 жыл бұрын
oh my god you mad man he can't take that power are you trying to kill him
@invaaalid5190
@invaaalid5190 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god its pitch black!" - The Long Night
@JethroBulmer
@JethroBulmer 5 жыл бұрын
Cj Acosta Longest. Night. Ever.
@angryjaffas8694
@angryjaffas8694 5 жыл бұрын
That's got to be the best intro I've ever seen _So it would seem_
@Cpt.Hodges
@Cpt.Hodges 5 жыл бұрын
Can I just point something out “90 x 150 cm flag made by the finest artisanal Chinese children.” ISP describing the Belgian lives matter flag
@phonix6352
@phonix6352 5 жыл бұрын
"God I love war crimes" Dictator ISP
@space_lemonz4561
@space_lemonz4561 5 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how ironside lets isorrow pull of this shit. Truly one of the few good companies
@christopherpayton6178
@christopherpayton6178 5 жыл бұрын
7:24 It's like Age of Empires III all over again
@michaelmoon622
@michaelmoon622 5 жыл бұрын
“God, I love war crimes.” -ISP, 2019
@datlzrd2729
@datlzrd2729 5 жыл бұрын
Just ordered my Denmark is not real hoodie
@dalsosegno
@dalsosegno 5 жыл бұрын
no, youre supposed to say thay youre shilling out
@spohrkss8054
@spohrkss8054 5 жыл бұрын
The start is just why I think isorrows is amazing
@definitelynotruss9141
@definitelynotruss9141 5 жыл бұрын
That intro- YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE WEEBS, NOT JOIN THEM!
@chieflet
@chieflet 2 жыл бұрын
yeah ok bud
@askamikaze3936
@askamikaze3936 5 жыл бұрын
Empire total war is the best anime ive ever seen. Thank you isp, youre great... pirate.
@mikhailgorbachev1709
@mikhailgorbachev1709 5 жыл бұрын
When you hit 1 mil you need to do a compilation of all the ironside intros
@CanadianDan854
@CanadianDan854 5 жыл бұрын
_Ah shit, here we plunder again..._
@sampatterson8986
@sampatterson8986 5 жыл бұрын
Victoria 2 Chad when?
@ahouais5620
@ahouais5620 5 жыл бұрын
Just the idea that pirates can take out the world makes me wanna buy this game and test immediatly this mod
@dogeskyfighter4982
@dogeskyfighter4982 5 жыл бұрын
"Anything's better than Sweden" -ISP
@joejoesstrangejourney293
@joejoesstrangejourney293 5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Drew durnill gay HOI4 Liberia At 500K day 4
@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941
@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941 5 жыл бұрын
@roland i am pretty sure andorra isn't part of vic2
@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941
@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941 5 жыл бұрын
I want him to play vic 2 artillery only
@dag1407
@dag1407 5 жыл бұрын
Ye
@jabiliuson1270
@jabiliuson1270 5 жыл бұрын
Pirates of the Caribean porn parody Descryption: A bunch of naked guys, and Johnny Depp
@HTPCYMC
@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, _you are a pirate_
@CaptainSully101
@CaptainSully101 5 жыл бұрын
7:07 THE NATIVES CANT EVEN BUILD BOATS HOWWWWWW
@TheAmpsych
@TheAmpsych 5 жыл бұрын
"God I love war crimes." Should be your next tshirt!
@connorholt8481
@connorholt8481 5 жыл бұрын
0:45 where are my sexy ISorrowProduction mouse pads at??? Man I want to squeeze.. I MEAN BUY!! BUY one. !) Don't u dare get rid of those.
@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941
@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941 5 жыл бұрын
"I am not playing great britain" *plays pirates*
@Nico42048
@Nico42048 5 жыл бұрын
Cries in freebooter
@someorclad9738
@someorclad9738 5 жыл бұрын
Damn. That was your most impressive intro I've seen so far. Well fucking done man.
@beefedupkronks4371
@beefedupkronks4371 5 жыл бұрын
When you like playing as pirates so much you completely redesign the discord server.
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 жыл бұрын
ISP is my favorite anime
@Ottocide
@Ottocide 5 жыл бұрын
This intro is literally my favorite intro to any video I have ever seen I can't stop replaying it's too fucking CUTE FLUBSHSKABSJA
@echo_9835
@echo_9835 5 жыл бұрын
DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE BE FREE!
@thomasturner6980
@thomasturner6980 5 жыл бұрын
I sure love pirate Hentai
@diggusbickus445
@diggusbickus445 4 жыл бұрын
Isp asks: how did you take over the world? Pirate: you forgot one very important thing mate YOU ARE A PIRATE YAR HARE
@hifyne5202
@hifyne5202 5 жыл бұрын
'Pirates of the Caribbean music starts playing' 'Jack Sparrow looks over his global empire' Jack Sparrow: Ya'll niggas ever heard this dude named Lenin.
@cleothehermetichermeticist8391
@cleothehermetichermeticist8391 4 жыл бұрын
“I kinda wanna raid on a grand scale!” *Ivar the Boneless shortly before forming the grand heathen army*
@Mat-cf7xj
@Mat-cf7xj 5 жыл бұрын
Can we make ISP just narrarate an anime for the video
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 5 жыл бұрын
ISP, is that your Ironside waifu
@lloydlongshanksii3411
@lloydlongshanksii3411 4 жыл бұрын
Nation: marches in with thousands and thousands of people iSorrowProductions with like 300 people: so anyway, I started blasting
@milo4618
@milo4618 5 жыл бұрын
Ironside: How would you like to upgrade your intro? ISP: Yes
@dvirfederacia1489
@dvirfederacia1489 5 жыл бұрын
saw intro: Didn't know that you're a man of culture as well
@Morphical
@Morphical 5 жыл бұрын
You died From ironside memes
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
@directrulefromgamerchair3947 5 жыл бұрын
When you want to play Warhammer 2 pirates but don't want to give CA more of your shekels
@theemperorofmankind7706
@theemperorofmankind7706 5 жыл бұрын
*Pirates Messing with the British isle* Great Britain:*VIKING PTSD KICKS IN*
@sabimosapagong5667
@sabimosapagong5667 5 жыл бұрын
Your mom geiy
@Kj-ff6kx
@Kj-ff6kx 5 жыл бұрын
That was the best intro yet. You have finally stopped Hairline Boi and Rimmy Boi and Drew Boi
@cavalierking5220
@cavalierking5220 5 жыл бұрын
You brought pirates to the concert of Europe sir,kudos to you😂😂😂
@mrgopnik5964
@mrgopnik5964 5 жыл бұрын
7:07 they could have bought it from Denmark, once I played Spain and sold Naples to the Cherokee
@hankolijo
@hankolijo 5 жыл бұрын
You lost 8 guys in that first battle... AND THE DUTCH KILLED 2 OF THEM. 6/8 CASUALTIES WERE YOUR OWN GUYS SHOOTING EACH OTHER.
@HandFullofCheese
@HandFullofCheese 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta play more of that train wreck that was planet war or whatever. The telletubbe on barney chucking explosive watermelons one
@paularsenal8014
@paularsenal8014 5 жыл бұрын
I saw that intro on twitter and it caused my physical pain, glad you used it
@jackcask5134
@jackcask5134 5 жыл бұрын
I actually watched that anime at the start and it's so good
@keysean999
@keysean999 5 жыл бұрын
Girls locker room "gym sucks, do you like Josh?" Boys locker room *Iron side intro*
@DDDloki
@DDDloki 5 жыл бұрын
That intro reminded me that the haven is back
@trabezuntine
@trabezuntine 5 жыл бұрын
thanks for that intro isp im now dying of cancer
@manuelalba5160
@manuelalba5160 5 жыл бұрын
You fool! You search what only God can give! -The Spaniard.
@TheTsar69
@TheTsar69 5 жыл бұрын
That amazing intro stole mynlike within the first 3 seconds
@g-money9009
@g-money9009 5 жыл бұрын
Selects Great Britain: Arrrgh no good Selects Pirates: *1700s sea shanties*
@alexanderstoyanov7464
@alexanderstoyanov7464 5 жыл бұрын
That's the best intro in history right there
@ryanmurray6447
@ryanmurray6447 5 жыл бұрын
Yar Har Hiddee Hee! Bein a pirate is thae lif Fere meh!
@Preussensprinz
@Preussensprinz 4 жыл бұрын
Man the thumbnail aged so finely
@94SwedishGuy
@94SwedishGuy 5 жыл бұрын
So many dead Swedish in this video, YOU just got a new subscriber! Keep up the good work!
@CrowsNestGamer
@CrowsNestGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Gravy Babinos. Hmm, I like it ISP
@lordedmundblackadder9321
@lordedmundblackadder9321 Жыл бұрын
Interesting fact about the pirates: since you have no diplomacy, you can’t declare war. However, other countries can do diplomacy with you somehow. So you can actually make peace with a nation and be forever locked out of fighting them as you cannot declare war.
@Ryan-df9bb
@Ryan-df9bb 5 жыл бұрын
New Isp Ironside into for life? I wouldnt complain
@seanliberati176
@seanliberati176 5 жыл бұрын
when japan hears that you like to commit war crimes to
@emttheindon3597
@emttheindon3597 5 жыл бұрын
My Lord that intro Such perfection
@townespotter3995
@townespotter3995 5 жыл бұрын
Me:watches video ISP:you can just call me Captain Jack Sparrow
@eduardocarvalho157
@eduardocarvalho157 5 жыл бұрын
*Captain Jack Sparrow
@townespotter3995
@townespotter3995 5 жыл бұрын
@@eduardocarvalho157 correct i am changing that right now
@gorlack2231
@gorlack2231 5 жыл бұрын
It makes sense for the Dutch to take over. With both England and Spain off the high seas, the Dutch East Indian Trading Co. capitalizes on global trade, and the Directorate begin the European Merger. Like the Monty Python skit.
@TimChuma
@TimChuma 5 жыл бұрын
All combat occurs at night, in the rain and at the intersection of four map segments
@TheAwesomeJ100
@TheAwesomeJ100 5 жыл бұрын
That intro is fucking legendary lmao
@VF-Krieger
@VF-Krieger 5 жыл бұрын
6:36 the Russians moved it taking the opportunity to grab the north ... Why am I not surprised? Next stop Finland, to just confirm the all cliche?
@BaronVonMott
@BaronVonMott 5 жыл бұрын
Who would win? All the worlds greatest superpowers vs JOHNNY DEPP AND SOME NAKED BOIS
@MKfoxbat
@MKfoxbat 5 жыл бұрын
My Hometown manages to finally crush the pirate menace by crashing the game
@aperson1782
@aperson1782 5 жыл бұрын
Pirates: ... Anybody: ----
@raptorcell6633
@raptorcell6633 5 жыл бұрын
*Sniff* Ironside Pitch Boi would have loved these intros.
@cedricalbrecht5007
@cedricalbrecht5007 5 жыл бұрын
People: You cant improve the Intro ISP: Observe
@ojisanhoward8940
@ojisanhoward8940 5 жыл бұрын
THAT OPENING.....GLORIOUS!
@lucykwiatek5159
@lucykwiatek5159 5 жыл бұрын
That has to be the best pirate I've ever seen...
@TheITB
@TheITB 5 жыл бұрын
We need to see the Knights of Saint John
@Real_Claudy_Focan
@Real_Claudy_Focan 5 жыл бұрын
Homeless fighters settling in Sweden ? I think i've heard that a lot recently !
@liftfork
@liftfork 5 жыл бұрын
>plays as pirates who steal, loot, and burn >invades Norway, where the Vikings come from >they love him It can’t be a coincidence
@mehoyminoy5619
@mehoyminoy5619 5 жыл бұрын
Why wasn't isp in pirates of the Caribbean he would just be flipping people off and drinking, it would be hilarious😂
@odinvonjutland9086
@odinvonjutland9086 5 жыл бұрын
Taking Norway you now got the Vikings on your side
@ShadowWolfRising
@ShadowWolfRising 5 жыл бұрын
'Jack Sparrow decides to take over the World.'
@samu3533
@samu3533 5 жыл бұрын
Pike only with Great Britain
@austinreed5805
@austinreed5805 5 жыл бұрын
ISP develops throat cancer only 25 seconds into the video. NEW RECORD!!!
@diegroerepesidivision2.808
@diegroerepesidivision2.808 5 жыл бұрын
“My sister is mental” True story bro
@MKfoxbat
@MKfoxbat 5 жыл бұрын
Seeing you do Minor factions and knowing this faction existed.... it was only a matter of time
@doughnutsandcoffee8622
@doughnutsandcoffee8622 5 жыл бұрын
Boy oh boy, after run 3 miles the first person I want to see is isp
@Noobazzah
@Noobazzah 5 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how he says "melee".
@MichaelHill-sg8ks
@MichaelHill-sg8ks 5 жыл бұрын
Me: iSorrow has run out of Ironside intro memes Video:
@markovnikita4110
@markovnikita4110 5 жыл бұрын
Russians: We are losing! The pirates took Saint Petersburg! General: Employ the Scorched Mod strategy. The game will crash and we'll be safe.
@thegetalifeclub9661
@thegetalifeclub9661 5 жыл бұрын
ANIMU??!? IN MY ISORROWPRODUCTIONS VIDEO??? HERESY!!!!1!!!1
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